Wednesday, June 29, 2005

你不會懂得我傷悲 (You won't understand my sadness)


blinkymummy wrote me a letter on her blog. I copy for you to read. Life is very hard, want to keep a blog fren also difficult.

She think I have girlfriend, or that I scared of her candidness (I check the dictionary, it means like talk very straight), or that I am Cowboy Caleb (hahahahahahah!!!). But she is wrong.

I have girlfriendssss, I like girl who talk like the candid camera, and Cowboy Caleb have many nice pirate mp3 songs but he is not Rockson Takumi Tan. I don't even think he know Chinese or Hokkien, because his English is the Ang Moh Eat Potatoe kind. Actually, I think I know who Cowboy Caleb is. I need to check somemore first, then I will share with you my Cowboy theory next time.

Anyway this is blinky letter to me:


Dear Rockson,

I read your entry. It is a not-so-subtle way of rejecting my attention. I think I can understand why.

I seriously think it's neither about your previous unhappy experience with a 'cloth badge', nor class difference. The real reason is either (1) you have a girlfriend, or (2) my candidness has worried the shite out of you, (3) you are actually Cowboy Caleb, or all of the above.

Whatever it is, I can agree with you on one important point. You are really not an Ah Beng. You are just 'chor'. Real Ah Bengs mean what they say. 敢做敢为, 说得出做得到. Real Ah Bengs will not opine that smoking and wearing beach shorts are characteristics of 坏女人.

It was good while it lasted. (Err... less than 1 week.) 长痛不如短痛. I am sorry I have to remove you from My Ah Bengs. This is the only way I know how to deal with it. Hope you can understand. Thanks for the memories and dream.

Yours miserably,
Blinkymummy


This is my life. My heart broken again. Always like that. That is why Andy Lau's song is always playing in my heart (he is my favourite Heavenly Sky King):


忘情水

曾經年少愛追夢
一心只想往前飛
行遍千山和萬水
一路走來不能回
驀然回首情已遠
身不由己在天邊
才明白愛恨情仇
最傷最痛是後悔
如果你不曾心碎
你不會懂得我傷悲
當我眼中有淚別問我是為誰
就讓我忘了這一切
啊∼給我一杯忘情水
換我一夜不流淚
所有真心真意任它雨打風吹
付出的愛收不回
給我一杯忘情水
換我一生不傷悲
就算我會喝醉就算我會心碎
不會看見我流淚

Cloth badge Convent girls, they are so good at English and Chinese, and at breaking guy heart.....


(See the new photo style? Lawrence my computer expert friend say Blogger can now use put photos and make the words go around the photo like newspaper like that! Fucking good, man!)

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Going Sentosa Summer of Love party

Last week Sat 18 June, Lawrence and his friend ask me to go Sentosa at night to party at KM8 (call some stupid name like Summer of Love party, Singapore where got fucking summer?).

At first I tell him siao lah, at night go Sentosa feed the cheebye mosquito only. Wait get dengue. Even in day time, Sentosa is that kind of place only the ter-gong tourist don't know any better go and visit one (or their stupid Singapore friend no other idea bring them there).

Day time also nothing there, night time go for fuck?

But he tell me that now Sentosa quite happening, got a lot of party and got a lot of chio bu in swimsuit, even at night.

Dunno whether true or not. Last time I check, Sentosa only got one party. That one is gay one. Now gahmen say cannot liao, Aids is by the gay (sure or not?). So the gay go to Phuket to party and fuck each other backside and give each other Aids (according to gahmen). I hope is not this kind of party. I only like to fuck girl, not man. Maybe Lawrence saw the wear bikini ones is a man?

So, I take taxi to Sentosa, but I was a bit scared, because last time I went to Sentosa was by taking the cable car.

I never go by the bridge before. When the taxi cross into Sentosa already, I was a bit more scared, because I think maybe that fucker Lawrence sabo me by bluffing me. Skarlee make me go there, then they close the bridge and Rockson kena stucked on Sentosa ownself ba long long. Lucky I start to see many chio bu and ah beng wearing beach cloths walking along the road. And the chio bu don't look like man. That means really got party, the normal kind. Heng ah.

When I reach the party place, the line very long, lucky I call Lawrence and he come out and bargain with the bouncer to let me in. I think the bouncer see me also scared, thats why. Hahahaha!!! He lucky I never show him my tattoos (my kind have to take off pants to see one), or else he see already will quit his bouncer job, become insurance salesman.

I go inside, and see a lot of people all wear shorts and bikini. Some damn chio. But got some girls totally cannot make it, but still wear bikini. This kind of fucked up standard face and body still wear bikini. Please lah, guy like to see the neh neh bounce in the bikini when the girl jump and dance. Don't want to see the thighs and the stomoch also bounce, ok? This kind of bounce see already will vomit. Woman got a bit of hamburger on the waist is good, but guy don't want Big Mac.

Those chio one, I beoh a long time, and I can see they also beoh me back. These girls, drink a bit only all become very hiong. Must be at home their mother father control them so much, then they come out to party already, become Sex in the City. I go out with this kind before. Talk very hiong, then when see my horse (hahahaha!!!) and I chute my pattern in bed, suddenly these chio bu scared.

All this Sex in the City girl is bluff one, action only. Actually, the quiet girls is more hiong in real life.

Then I see the chao shortfuck playboy Miyagi at the party! He no need to work is it? Every day party here party there. Can see from his blog, he like to bluff young girl heart and steal their sex.

This guy must be very chee hong. He stand around with a very beautiful woman who is a lot taller than him. One look can see that he like her a lot. I think maybe she like him also because every few minute she hold his hand. But when she talk to her friends (one of them look like those Sex in the City kind), he go and beoh other women. I confirm Miyagi is a chao chee hong.

After I finish my beer I go look for the toilet. My horse may be big, but my bladder is not. The line also very long, and when I go inside the toilet, got woman inside also! Very hiong, this Sentosa party girls! Guy toilet also dare to use. (Or is it they are not girls? wah lao eh, now think already cock shrink, man, but cannot be, they all go Phuket already.)

I wait until they go outside before I pang jio, because I scared they see my horse will faint! Hahahahahahaha!!! Rockson very considerate one. Lan cheow never anyhow swing around! hahahahahaha!!!!

After that, I feel like going home because the party also not very fun. So what if got bikini girl? See so many already also sian. And bikini girls no matter how chio is no fun when she drink too much and vomit in the sand. Girls who is drunk give bad sex and they smell bad. How chio also no use.

The Sentosa music also not so nice, cannot sing along type. Whole night also line up here line up there. So I walk out and take taxi home. Next time got Sentosa party I also don't want to go already.

Before my taxi reach the bridge (it was still open, heng ah), I saw the big merlion, mouth open, water coming out. Dunno who come up this kind of fucked up tourist statue idea. Singapore is the Lion City! not the Merlion City!!!

Actually, looking at the Merlion, it remind me of the bikini girls who vomit at the party.

Face white, hair long long, head inside empty, and mouth open all the stomach juice come out.

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Is Singapore newspaper ready to see my horse?

I suddenly got idea.

If the sarong girl show her neh neh on her blog can become so famous so fast, maybe if I post a picture of my horse on my blog I will also become famous? Maybe can get deal on Jack Neo jteam?

"Naked Singapore blogger show his lan cheow!"

Wait, newspaper cannot use word like lan cheow. I change.

"Naked Singapore Blogger show his penis!"

Hahahahaha!!!! Better not lah. Wait guys see already they will feel small, and their woman see already they want to break up.

Also if I want to famous, also won't be using Jteam. That Jack Neo only got one movie good, Money No Enough. The rest of his movie all damn condemn.

Anyway, J stand for what? Jialat ah?

Singapore is not ready for my horse.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

女人的心 (A Woman Heart)



I found out from one of my reader that blinkymummy was very upset I never talk about her and only blog about another blogger's neh neh story.

I read her blog a bit more (I usually like to look at the pictures), and wah lao eh, she write about me, even dream of me!!!

And now she is angry, and she pui, and she wants to remove my blog from her links! I didn't even know she got my link but now I saw it, under REAL BENG (eh, I not Beng what, I just a bit chor lor only mah).

I hope she is not too angry. Of course Rockson still thinks she is the chio. That sarong girl blog is only just passing look only. Who don't like to see girl neh neh right? Don't like to see means not a real man, ok?

Anyway, I saw this picture on blinky's blog, and wah lao eh! I am quite impressed lor! Blinky wear short shorts, smoke a hoon kee! Like a 坏女人 like that! Rockson 喜欢!!! (actually her friend also quite chio, the wear spectacles but chio type)

(Lawrence teach me to write the Chinese in my blog, but fuck lah, take damn long, man.)

But in the end, I can only admire blinkymummy from her blog. Convent girl like her and rough guy like me cannot together one. Her fren look like all the high class type while my fren is all the rough type.

I once saw a movie, one of those musical, Lawrence ask me to watch, call West Side Road Story (I think that is the name). The guy is from the gang, and the girl is those higher class one, their relationship cannot work. In the end, the guy even die!!!

I can understand how the movie lovers feel. Cannot work one. I try before.

Long ago, at a tea dance, I met this cloth badge Convent girl. We love each other very much. But her family is rich, her frens are rich, and she was from a SAP school (that is why we can talk about Chinese things and sing Chinese songs together).

But the girl mother don't let her go stead with me, she say no daughter of hers will end up with a paikia like this boy. Even her frens say, why you go out with 这种人?

It is a long and painful story. Maybe next time I will write about it.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Singapore blogger show her neh neh

Fuck, I am always late for this kind of thing. I was reading the Wanbao for my usual 4D results and bo liao stories (their sex news damn good), and I saw this story about a Singapore sex blogger call Sarong Party Girl who show her neh neh on her blog.

(I steal this photo of the Wanbao from Xiaxue's blog. I didn't know Xiaxue is call Chloe also. I thought she call Wendy. So nice the name, Chloe Cheng Xia Xue.)

So I rushed to the sarong blog to see what is it about, and then fuck lah, nothing. No picture of anything, not even her wearing clothes. She say her bandwidth exceeded (Lawrence say it means a lot of chee ko pek and kaypohs go her blog until her server computer spoiled). Too bad.

I look around her blog, wah lao eh, she write so many words. Go her blog like studying for exam like that. Have one fuck can write so many essay, meh? Maybe woman is like this.

But I read a bit here and there and I think she likes to fuck Angmoh man because she say their lan cheow bigger than Asian man. Angmoh dua kee is it?

I don't know what kind of Asian man she talking about that is small lan cheow, but my horse even got Angmoh woman say she see already she scared.

But if this sarong girl want to fuck Angmoh man and write long story about it, write lor. All the woman I ever fuck all I fuck until they got nothing to say or write, no more breath. They only say, "AGAIN!" Hahahahaha!!!

I also don't know why the newspapers all write about this. Singapore no more news to write is it? Maybe because Singapore newspapers cannot fuck the gahmen, so they have to print this kind of no-story news about a Singapore blogger neh neh.

Lawrence show me her photo in his computer (he got many this kind of photo, that fucker) and tell me the English papers also write about her. Cheebye lah! Chey! I see her photo on Lawrence PC and I was surprise. Like two mosquito bites only and the whole Singapore become so excited!!!

Japan website got so many nicer and bigger neh neh, like Saori Nanami and Ryoko Mitake. Why the newspaper never write those? Maybe these Japan girl don't have blog, that's why.

Some more the sarong girl photo is all like those boring art photo. Don't have photo of her open her legs wide wide, showing her down there, don't even have those Japanese square square cover her down there. This is art photo only what.

Waste my time. One sarong girl neh neh so many news. If Chloe Cheng Xia Xue take naked photo with this sarong girl together maybe will be more interesting. But then the Chloe Cheng look like her neh neh also not so big, maybe need to ask Lawrence help her to photoshop bigger. Hahahaha!!!

Singaporeans need to see more XXX shows and have more sex, then this kind of thing won't be so fucking big deal.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

blinkymummy sibei yummy

I just read the Tomorrow site and there got this new blog babe call blinkymummy. She say she like Ah Beng!!!! Like that got chance man!

I go her blog and see all the photos (Lawrence help me link to her picture put here), wah lau!!! She fucking chio leh! She even got one photo she wear school uniform to chiong!!! Only fucked-up thing is she take so many pictures with that Mr Miyagi. Why she waste her time with that shortfuck playboy? Miyagi so old already still want to act cute and cow the young girls. Not shy, man.

I see blinkymummy in uniform already I nosebleed, man. I remember the old days I am in school, always cow the rich girls from that school. They look so innocent, actually inside damn havoc, like to date we paikia. Got one time this convent girl I was with, we do many many hiong things in the stair case of her school after the students and teachers all go home. The convent uniform belt take out already very convenient to play underneath, you know? Many good memories, hahahaha!!!

I read this blinkymummy blog, look like she was going to get married, then break up with her boyfriend who she was going out for two years. Wedding shoe also buy already. Why like that?

This girl look so chio, and her blog write so well (I think she got Master degree), and like to chiong Zouk, why her ex-stead let her go for fuck? Is he stupid or what? The ex is studying a Phd, so cannot be so stupid, right? But he cannot even buy her a ring properly.

Then I saw somewhere he even want to sue her for writing about him in her blog. WTF!!! This kind of cheebye thing he also can say to a girl??!! He so Phd, go and write his own blog lah! My English so fucked up standard also can write a blog, this Phd cannot, must complain his ex write blog? Lan cheow ok!

Maybe I should go this Hideout place more often, instead of always go kbox and sing, see can make friends with her. Her Chinese is good too, so we can sing karaoke together. She can use my microphone!!! Hahaha!!

Girls who just break up very good in bed one. I experience a many times before, next day I must take MC type. In English is called rebound sex, Lawrence tell me. She want to be angry and use my body to let go all her feelings, my horse will be happy to help her, hahahahaha!!!!

Monday, June 06, 2005

FHM party at Zouk

I was reading my favourite Sammyboy forum, and there got one guy, FANofFHM , he say he went to the recent FHM party in Zouk. He said:


"FHM party was wonderful man. Lots of pretty people around. The lady from "An eye of a guy2" Denise Keller was there wearing arr... bra-less man, can see her nuts, make my eye pop man.

I'm the privilege to be there, free drinks and rub shoulders!"


I also wish I'm the privilege to go there, man. Must have a lot of chio bu.

But I don't understand what he mean by he see Denise Keller there bra-less, can see her nuts. I thought nuts is guy's lampah?

So that means he saw Denise Keller never wear bra, and saw her lampah?

No wonder his eye pop, man.

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Music Baton (like run relay like that)

Wah, Triple Period, the man with three period, pass me a music blog baton (baton is like stick). So nice of him!!! I see whether I can answer all the question on music.

I like music a lot.


Total volume of music files on my computer:

Many mega and giga bites. Most of them I download from Cowboy Caleb's illegal pirate blog. Thanks Cowboy!



The last CD I bought was:

Andy Lau latest album (JB pasar malam stall buy one)



Song playing right now:

Hua Hee Dio Ho (Happy can already) - my friend singing this Hokkien song with my karaoke



Five songs I listen to a lot, or that mean a lot to me (actually I give 6, because I like many songs):

1. Ai Pia Jia Eh Yia (Must Fight Then Can Win) - Unknown. The greatest Hokkien song in the world!!!

2. Gei Wo Yi Bei Wang Qing Sui (Give Me A Glass of Mineral Water) - Andy Lau (my favourite Heavenly King)

3. All That She Wants - Ace of Base. The bass very good.

4. Chai Koff Skee 1812 song - Chai Koff Skee (he was Russian classical music composer, forgot how to spell his name liao). I like it because the cannons damn solid.

5. Pang Yao (Peng You) - Alan Tham (Cantonese singer). The words very meaningful. I saw one English translation on the Internet. One verse go (Lawrence teach me put italics):

Life is just like a dream
Friends are just like the morning dew
It is hard to come by a bosom friend
After so many hardships
The one still standing by me
.........is you



6. Jeek Kee Sio Ho Sua (A Little Umbrella) - Liu Ling Ling (famous Hokkien singer)

I try to do a English translation of this Hokkien love song for you:

Two of us
Together underneath a small umbrella (small umbrella)
Ah-ah-ah
I take care of you
Then you take care of me



Five people to whom I’m passing the baton:

All the people I want to pass to, they already got batoned. Like Cowboy Caleb and Feline. And I don't know any other blogger, so I pass back to Triple Period.

Monday, May 30, 2005

Bus or Car also hor Gahmen kan

I like to live in Singapore because the grass is green and when I go Geylang to chiong, I don't kena rob.

But KNNBCCB lah, owning car here is like being kan by the Gahmen from the front and from the backside.

At least pros tio kan can get money. We Singapore driver tio kan still have to pay money. (Kan means get fuck)

Fucking ERP just go up again. Orchard Road is jam, so more ERP. CTE to Braddell and PIE is jam at night, more ERP (6pm to 8pm some more!!!).

I damn toolan man. These LTA people got no other idea to use, must always use ERP. So convenient for them.

Where am I going to drive my bao bei car? 2am in the morning?

Some more at night want to charge ERP. For fuck? Scared we all go home late is it? Now you just move the jam from CTE to other small roads. I use small roads to avoid the ERP, I still go home late what!!! What is the difference?

The only difference is, the LTA fuckers make more money. Since we also no choice have to drive by CTE go home, may as well deduct another $1 from we stupid drivers.

If the LTA cock up the road design, or their tunnel collapse, or they never make enough roads then cause jam, who make them pay us back? They damn fuckers, I tell you.

Then I think, maybe I take public transport. They jun jun announce bus and MRT fare go up. Simi lan cheow is this? 1 cent to 3 cent only, they say. Fuck you, understand? Raise fare is still raise fare, don't try to make us happy say what 1 cent 3 cent one.

As if the economy suddenly overnight ok already. Suddenly every mother cheebye also want to raise their charges.

Friday, May 27, 2005

Did not see my Feline

Yesterday, I went down to Hide Out, this place I read on Tomorrow and Cowboy Calebs blog.

Cowboy said that The 3 Heavenly Kings performing, I thought it was Andy, Aaron and Jacky (Andy Lau is my favourite King). But I read carefully his post, it was Daryl, Miyagi and Brown. Wah lao, I thought some kind of Heavenly King concert at first!! Actually it is BLOGGING Heavenly KIngs.

King what king. Daryl is dunno who, Miyagi is a lao tee ko, and Brown is a old fuck.

I went there very early. I saw Miyagi there (he no need to work one, ah, so early can go club). I recognise his face from the newspaper. So I ask Miyagi where the Feline is.

Miyagi at first kwai lan... but I think he just blur. He look like he never sleep few days like that.

I look around, but I did not see my Meow Meow Girl, so I had to go. My friends waiting for me at the karaoke. Too bad. I really wanted to see this red hot chilli Ah Lian.

I saw on Cowboy Caleb site, got photographs of the meeting on Flicker. So I click and see. Only got one picture of my Feline, back view. But wah lao eh, she got tattoo on her shoulder!!! Hot, man!! Rockson like!!!!

Some more she looks quite bak bak one (means got meat), not like those Ah Lian skinny like tek ko (means hanging clothes pole). I am sure she will be quite big in front too, hahahahaha!!!

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Flicker not working

Yesterday borrow Raymond's camera phone to take a picture of my bao bei, because it is a beautiful car.

But dunno why I cannot upload to my Flicker web page. Fucking hell. I type http://flicker.com when I want to upload my photo but this page keep coming up:

"Bartender, gimme a Flicker!
Coming soon.. Flicker gourmet lagers and ale"

CB!!!!! Flicker site why like this one?!!!!!

Never mind. I ask Lawrence to help me. He is a computer science student, sure know how to fix.

Saturday, May 21, 2005

They never hear about meow before

I was reading some of the comments in Finicky Feline's blog today (did not realise got so many comments about me there). Here and here.

I don't know why they are so surprised a woman can meow when she shiok. They even make a movie, quite a good love and comedy one, about this.

I remember the show Harry Met Sally, the Harry tell the Sally he make a woman meow. So I don't know why they never hear before. Maybe their sex life up to now not so good. Or worse, they have to fake it make the man happy.

I also read my own comments, did not know so many people say about me on my blog too!


Mystery Tan say: "Rockson! you rock!"

Thank you Mystery Tan! You tan!


Anonymus say: 'You moron imbecile only child. Why don't you get your lonely lard ass out off you mothers lap, head outside and play hide and go fuck yourself."

So hero, you are, Anonymus. Fuck you too, KNNBCCB. No need to play mother one. Mother is not for saying bad words. And I am not only child. I have many brothers and sisters.


divine feline say: "You sound an Ah Beng.. and uncouth."

Please, you want to scold Ah Beng, please use proper English. Even Ah Beng also know you should say, "You sound LIKE an Ah Beng. Try to speak better English next time. And who said I uncouth? I very couth, ok?"


One Little Twit say: "wahahaha. you go rockson. would be interesting to see finickyfeline meow. :P [sorry ah ff!]"

I want to make her meow, Twit, but she never heard of meow before. Maybe she need to watch Harry Met Sally. Hahaha!!!


Bitch say: "HAhaHaha...Lockson.. i wanna see ur horse also ~!!! HAHHAHA"

You must also be Ah Lian, spell my name wrong. "R" not "L". My Horse is only for special lucky woman to see only, hahahaha!!!


Cowboy Caleb say: "ahahahahahah you damm funny man!"

I am honoured you say I funny. I think you are also funny.


Tripleperiod say: "This horse matter. You dun have to tell her yourself liao, I will help u tell the entire world"

Haha!!! Thank you Triple!!! Don't have to tell so many people, wait they jealous. Hahahaha!!!

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Finicky Feline the Penang girl

Wah, I don't check the internet a few days, and suddenly, I read Tomorow, suddenly have mention my blog!!!!

I think this Finicky Feline likes me. She just blog something about Lockson, name after me (but she spell my name wrongly, sometimes, Ah Lian is like this, always spell my name wrongly). Cowboy Caleb, my mp3 hero, told her about me. Thanks, Cowboy!

She even say she want to see my ku ku chiow. Very hiong, use this kind of rude word.

Maybe she has been dating young boys, only young boys call their one ku ku chiow. She never date big man before, I think. Big man don't say KKC, only their mother call that. My one call Horse!! You must see to believe!!

Rockson KKC no horse run!
Rockson KKC like horse one!

If she is lucky, one day she can ride my Horse!!!

Lawrence tell me she last time got another blog, http://finickyfeline.blogspot.com, and she is from Penang. But this blog not there already.

Penang girls not bad. I like and I date Penang girl before. Quite chio one. I like to eat their laksa, Hahahaha!!!

Monday, May 16, 2005

Some Ah Lian blogger wants to date bloggers

I saw this blog by this girl call Finicky Feline, she write those bloggers she want to date base on their internet writing.

Dunno leh, she sound like a Ah Lian, the way she write.

She choose some really fucked up choice to be her date. Mr. Brown? That fat old fucker? Somemore married got childrens already! And got one guy call Triple Period. I thought only girl got period one.

Somemore the Triple Period guy go and write his own version Which Chicks I Would Date Based On Their Online Personalities. Cheebye lah, want to kow char bor kow like real man. Go and write all this waste time blog for fuck?

Some of her choice quite good, got Cowboy Caleb. That guy I like to read. He always got a lot of illegal mp3 to download from his site one. I like him. One day I like to meet this mysterious man, and we can chiong together.

Anyway, if this Finicky Ah Lian like paikia so much, date me, Rockson Tan, lah! Feline is cat, right? I sure make you shiok until you meow one! Hahaha!

Initial-D movie is coming

They are making a Initial-D movie! Solid, lah.

But acted by Jay Chou and Edison Chen. One is a singer nobody can hear his kanena mumbling words, the other is some gina-kia chow ah beng actor with long hair. Long hair like a girl like that.

Why they never call me to be Takumi? I sure make the movie damn solid one.

Yesterday I even saw Edison on TV doing the fucked up Gen-Y cops movie on Channel U, so condemn man. Even the robot in the show acted better than Edison.

Stupid robot, stupid actor, stupid show.

Cheebye waste my time.

Dunno what happen to Channel U these days. After they kena buy back by Mediacops, it is like Channel 8 trying to kill it off like that. All the good show all gone from it. Want to get rid the channel get rid lah! Let it continue like that damn sian one.

I think I will like this movie though, call Breaking News:



Because got Kelly Chen and the poster the pictures can move one.

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Nabei! Who write Eric Moo concert sypnosis one?

"Eric Moo: Let the pioneer singer-songwriter of Xinyao, Eric Moo to retrieve back out long lost primitive emotions! on 22 May, 8pm! Featuring Special Guest Artistes, Fang Wen-Ling, He Du Lin & Kang Kang!"

Even I, Rockson Tan, who don't have A Levels also can see the English on the Sistic website is damn CMI one!

Some Singapore bloggers damn free, man

I saw this blog call Atypical Singaporean talking about that scholar got sue by the AStar company. Please lah, these people so free, man. Like Singapore got nothing better to blog about like that. Get sued only what! Why must write so many blog about it? Why must call all the Singapore blog write about is it? Why don't write about Singapore chio bu, how to chiong Geylang, or how to modifying your Evo to make it go faster?

I think sometimes, is because these blog is written by those university student, who too free. Freedom of speech kam lan ah. Want to freedom of speech go and be MP lah. Like people even got time to read your lan cheow blog.

The original blog article is here.

Some Signs that you're in trouble because of your Blog

* When you think that because you tackle serious posts it makes you better than Xiaxue. Xiaxue is more chio and sexy than you, ok? Nabei. Her cheebye got more balls than you, ok?

* When you actually believe that Channel NewsAsia actually give a fuck about your side of the story on your little personal blog more than the position of a large and powerful stat board.

* When you are an ex-scholar who thinks you won't get into trouble commenting about your ex-scholarship organization.

* When you cannot tell the difference between making racist comments and defaming comments.

* When you get 11 angry emails in 3 days from the Stat board chairman telling you to remove all posts in your Blog, and you choose to ignore them or fuck around with them.

* When you believe that just because you are in the USA during your busy exam period, you can ignore legal letters.

* When you expect balance from the New Paper. Please lah, New Paper only good for football news and those mobile phone advertisement.

* When you think Dr. Vivian and MM Lee ask people to give honest opinions to public policy/government means you can anyhow defame people on your little lan cheow blog.

* When you fuck other bloggers who have T-shirt endorsements deals and appearances in Mainstream Media, and worship those who get sue. Kanenabuchowcheebye, like T-shirt endorsements have something to do with a blogger getting sued for defamation.

* When you think all the famous Singapore blogs must support your legal problems, because you think Singapore got nothing else to talk about except this legal case. Woohoo. We are the Fighters for Freedom and Justice, we are better than other  bloggers who only talk nonsense! Give us a fucking prize for Free Speech!

Lan Cheow, ok!



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Some Signs that you're in trouble because of your Blog

* When your posts tackle more serious issues than Xiaxue.

* When Channelnewsasia journalists do not even bother to write a  balanced article about you when writing about your legal problems with A*. What about your side of the story? No one at Channelnewsasia cares.

* When Channelnewsasia journalists don't even bother to find out write your school and course of study. You suddenly downgrade to a 'Masters student' in the news when you are acutally a Phd Student.

* When you are an ex-scholar commenting about your ex-scholarship organization.

* But not when you are a scholar and write racist views in your 'private' weblog. You just get a warning from PSC.

* When you recieve a total of 11 angry emails over 3 days from the  chairman of the government organization telling you to remove all posts in your Blog.

* When you are in US and during your busy exam period, and you have till May 8 to respond or fly all the way to Singapore to have tea to  "clear the air". where's the "Star Trek Teleporter" when you need one?

* When New Paper devotes 3 Full pages on the head of the organization that sued you, calling him 'white knight/black knight' with nary a mention on your side of the story or even the case at all . The Public Relations people are working doubly hard, i can see.

* When you heeded the call by Dr. Vivian Balakrishnan and MM Lee to give honest opinions to public policy/government. And then you get sued. Maybe its a better/safer idea to write about topics like getting your cab snatched or important stuff like that.

* When writing a blog gets you sued while other people's blog get them T-shirt endorsements deals and get them featured on Mainstream Media.

* When Singapore's biggest bloggers would rather talk about the fact that tomorrow.sg posted your story 2 weeks earlier compared to CNA , rather than actually commenting on your legal problems. Woohoo. We are teh coolness, we are faster than mainstream media!

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My name is Rockson Takumi Tan, and this is my first blog.

I hear those people say, blog very good, got a lot of girls, so I also blog.

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