Monday, May 16, 2005

Some Ah Lian blogger wants to date bloggers

I saw this blog by this girl call Finicky Feline, she write those bloggers she want to date base on their internet writing.

Dunno leh, she sound like a Ah Lian, the way she write.

She choose some really fucked up choice to be her date. Mr. Brown? That fat old fucker? Somemore married got childrens already! And got one guy call Triple Period. I thought only girl got period one.

Somemore the Triple Period guy go and write his own version Which Chicks I Would Date Based On Their Online Personalities. Cheebye lah, want to kow char bor kow like real man. Go and write all this waste time blog for fuck?

Some of her choice quite good, got Cowboy Caleb. That guy I like to read. He always got a lot of illegal mp3 to download from his site one. I like him. One day I like to meet this mysterious man, and we can chiong together.

Anyway, if this Finicky Ah Lian like paikia so much, date me, Rockson Tan, lah! Feline is cat, right? I sure make you shiok until you meow one! Hahaha!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

You moron imbecile only child. Why don't you get your lonely lard ass out off you mothers lap, head outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.

FelinesAreDivine said...

You sound an Ah Beng.. and uncouth.

oddlola said...

wahahaha. you go rockson. would be interesting to see finickyfeline meow. :P [sorry ah ff!]

Anonymous said...

hehe , i think the above anonymous is finickyfeline. lol .

Anonymous said...

Wa lao.. How could tad asshole say tad?? Neva mind larz.. I tink ur entries are damn nice las.. Hahas.. U r damn good at criticising ppl las.. Lolz..

Anonymous said...

Hey,Rock,no criticism,after reading your blogs may be nice to give something in return. Hope you enjoy this true story.
Sometime ago,my group of army friends, one of them suddenly no reason feeling horney, and he suggested to us that we go visiting, he knew a scret place that have good charbo doing taw tan. So we went with him to the place.
Among us there is this virgin soldier call Ah Kok. He was very shy but like to go out with us to have fun. When we were there at the place, My horny friend already made call earlier to fix up the one his regular. This friend of mine is funny. He was very fond with the lady in charge there, she even allowed him earlier on to drilled a hole at the lower part of the adjacent partition chipboard wall for his friends to peep, while he was doing. Ha..ha .ha,! He wanted to show us how macho he was. The show went on while we took turn looking through the hole that is directly seeing the four feet and the rest of the scene. Wa lou ! bei tar hun. We had our turns but the virgin wanted to see more so we let him have all his time. My god ! he was too excited , his head knocked onto the wall, the next minute we heard the sound of "Puee..ee." and a kick. The virgin quickly got up rush to wash his eye, lucky thing it was only sliva. All of us laugh till our stomach filled with air.