Thursday, July 06, 2006

Cheebye! Mr Brown kena fuck by Gahmen!

Kan nee na bei chow chee bye puah chee bye!!!!!

I just find out from my mechanic friend the Mr Brown who write his blog and do that funny bak cho mee potcast show and who write for the Today newspaper is kena fuck by the gahmen!

I like to read his newspaper article every Friday one! He is our people voice and say our heart want to say those things and he is also quite funny! Just a family man who trying to make a living like us, and know how to write funny thing, they also want to bully! One of his daughter even got brain problem some more!

Fuck their mothercheebye!

Why the cheebye Ministry of information, communism and art secretary go and write this kind of letter to condemn him?

This is the article Mr Brown write about our fucked up life in Singapore every thing get more and more expensive! click this!

This is the letter she write to the Today, click this!

Fuck their mothercheebye!

And why the Today newspaper director so fast feed their most popular writer to the gahmen wolf to eat?

Make until Mr Brown got no more Today job, and and make his whole family so worried, even his mother!

You see he lose his job! click this!

Fuck their mothercheebye!

Rockson busy make money to pay all my baobei car thing, so no time to blog, come back only see this kind of lan cheow news!

Fuck their mothercheebye!

Mr Brown is one of us. Got family, got job and got bill to pay. This is the kind of Singapore gahmen we have, even the small people, they also whack. If can happen to him this kind of nice family man, it can happen to you also.

I listen to his his podcast about be a Singaporean, I want to cry liao.

His wife also got do, I hear already I cry even more!!!

This is two Singaporean who love Singapore!

How can the gahmen whack simple people like them?

Fuck their mothercheebye!

I think write to Today newspaper reporter is no use, they got no power. Must be their big boss of Mediacock call them do this one!!! My mechanic friend say his friends write in the letter support Mr Brown but no letter is got printed! Like kena blackout!!!!

Fuck their mothercheebye!

Write to the MICA also no use, that Mr Bavani who write the letter to whack Mr Brown is only the running dog for the minister of censor singaporean, so write to Lee Boon Young better!!! My mechanic friend tell me many his friends also write in to the Bavani but never get reply!

Fuck their mothercheebye!

And write to Small Lee and tell him also. Tell him to stop his attack dog to attack simple people like Mr Brown and us. This is not the Singapore our Prime Minister promise us!!! This is not the Singapore we want!!!

I am Rockson! I am Singaporean! Fuck their mothercheebye! So we also say!

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Mandate what cheebye mandate?

Wah so exciting this time. Especially the Potong Pasir and Hougang fight. $80 to $100 million fucking dollar and plus send Lau Goh go there also cannot help them win Chiam and Low Thia Khiang. People cannot always be win by send Big Gun and give money. People want your heart not just your hand. Aljunied that side is good example of what the new Singaporean want. Ang Mo Kio result also another big sign.

But fuck lah, you just see lor, Aljunied sure kena chop chop like Cheng San one. Almost 44% the people there choose Worker Party. Fuck care you put how many PAP minister down there. 44% of Aljunied don't mind lose one Overseas Minister and two small minister. What that tell you? People not happy. People want more. People want MP that can do thing for them. They heng in Aljunied still got the woman MP like Cynthia Pua do her work or else die. I have many friend in Aljunied and they tell me they never see the General before. So have a big minister as my MP for fuck?

And Ang Mo Kio is the best! All the time walkover until WP send their Kamakazee team there. Six no-experience young punk fight the Small Dragon and can win until 33% of the vote there! Lim Boon Heng got say 85% win for Small Lee right? Hahahahahaha!!!! Where is your 85% now? 70 fucking percent also dun have! Still can say got mandate and got new young voter support. Just kena fuck backside by six virgin, support ki lan ah! AMK the 66.13% cannot even beat the average Singapore 66.6% score. Mandate ki lan ah!

I heard the Cheng San that side got help a bit. Cheng San people still never forgive PAP for 1997. You can chase away their Tang Liang Hong. You can swallow their Cheng San put inside Ang Mo Kio. But you cannot take away the toolan in their heart. This 33% is their present to you. This 33% is Cheng San middle finger give to PAP.

Friend just told me they arrest Gomez. Dunno true or not. Nabei election over liao so can start to bully people. You just see lah, your life will go back the same hell like before.

Actually the most big loser is not Opposition. They actually improve a lot, almost every place they fight the percent increase, PAP percent go down. Even Talk Cock Ling and his Self Destroy Party also can get 20%, quite good liao. No, the most big loser is Goh Choke Tong who kena send to become PAP Suicide Man. Send him go to Potong Pasir and Hougang and die. At least the Worker Party Suicide 6 go with nothing, come back with some result. Lau Goh go with his name and his million of carrot, come back with the million of carrot push up his kar chng by the people who support Chiam and Low. Somemore dunno how come this election, Lau Goh say so many stupid thing, like say bad thing about Chiam even make Chiam wife cry. Lau Lee and Small Lee lend him the knife by send him go to PP and Hougang, but Lau Goh ownself poke his own stomach. Small Lee not just fix opposition, also fix Lau Goh I think. Hahahahahaha!!!!

The other big loser is the cheebye Singapore newspaper like PAP Times and Mediacocksucker TV station like Channel News of PAP Only. After this election, no people want to believe you now. The internet show you all as Big Gahmen Running Dog. Maybe the auntie and the old man still will read you and believe you. But the new generation not just will read you less and less, and watch you less and less, they will never believe you fucker again.

Maybe Lau Goh can start new party, the Last-Time PAP party! Hahahahahaha!!!

Friday, May 05, 2006

Last day before voting, time to go Geylang and cheong - fuck first vote later!

Lawrence send me this photo today. Fuck lah, don't make me vomit my yesterday night supper can? I don't even know what the word mean, but see this photo I also scared! Stupid cheebyeface Lawrence! Want to send at least send me Glenda or Sylvia photo lah!

And this one below Lawrence also send me! Hahahahahaha!!! Even people the fucking Election Lorry also got people do movie review ah!

The SDA Mobile Message Vehicle just pass by my block at Sengkang. I notice the difference with PAP is that the SDA people in the vehicle bother to wave non-stop at all residents peering from their house

But the PAP vehicle just drove by with the recorded message as per routine with no one waving. The PAP passenger just sat inside and read newspaper.

Talk about sincerity. Because of this, I am voting SDA.

The PAP fella must have thought it was a foregone conclusion and did not bother to do his job. Does he know the meaning of "Election Campaigning" ?



I also like the way Chiam See Tong whack the PAP back. Nabei! Say he is too old? Fuck you understand! He is Singapore Number One opposition man, tahan for more than 20 year! What he gain from all this? NOTHING! Cheebye Lancheow NOTHING! And you dare to say he too old? If he is too old, then what is Lau Lee and Selected President Narden? Those two is 80 plus liao, nobody say they too old. But Chiam is too old for Potong Pasir? Fucking hell.

And today, so coincidence! Front page is got Singtel give Singaporean Ang Pow also! Wah so good! Gahmen give us Progress Package, now the gahmen company also give! Announce on Friday newspaper front page, so coincidence hor!

My Malaysian friend say you Singapore gahmen is the Best in the World. Why? I ask him.

Your gahmen already more boleh than our gahmen. Make until give bribe for vote also become so high tech and legal! In Malaysia our politician still have to go to the village and give the cash. You Singapore people go to the ATM press a few time, and the bribe go into your bank! And somemore got name! Call Progress Package! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

I think this time the Election is a SORRY ELECTION.

Got four politic party, three of them say sorry liao. First is SDP say sorry to Lau Lee and Small Lee. Then is Worker Party the Gomez say sorry. Then PAP the Small Lee also say sorry today for saying "fix". Only left SDA not yet say sorry. Hahahahahaha!!!

You know who is more SORRY? Raymond. Why?

PAP announce what $80 miilion dollar to give to Hougang if they choose the PAP man, and not Low. Raymond call me this morning and kow pei kow bu. He live in the walkover ward and he ask me Where they get that kind of money to give Opposition ward? We walkover get nothing, they Opposition get $80 million. I know earlier I move to Opposition HDB flat also! Fuck fuck fuck! Raymond say.

I also feel sorry for him hahahaha!!!

Lucky don't have so many Opposition ward. Wait they have to give $80 million to ALL OF THEM! Where that money will come from? Prime Minister also say he don't want so many Opposition or else he cannot do good job. Wait they oppose him how? So must be more of his people then he can do his job. Got more than 10 opposition he cannot.

Fuck lah, like this I also can be Prime Minister lah! Every time I want to pass one law, so convenient, all the man is my man. No need argue, no need convince. Make the policy is like Walkover style. Like so many of the election. Hahahahahahaha!!!!

I think this time PAP wrong pattern liao. Last time still got Chee Bye Suan be the bad guy, make the opposition look bad. Actually I believe he is Secret Gahmen Spy, plant inside the opposition party to explode them from inside.

But this year the election they sue him until bankrupt too early liao. So no more his monkey show to do. Left only the Not Gila Opposition like Low and Lau Chio Sylvia to show they are strong opposition. No Chee means no bad guy for them to attack, so they no choice attack the blur fuck like Gomes for his form. Gomes not like Chee, no kee seow enough. People see this new opposition is so steady and chai, they start to think, actually this few not bad. Maybe can vote them.

Even the PAP MP also think they good! You never hear meh? Mah Bow Tan he got say in his rally speech "请投我们反对党一票!"

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! What the fuck!!!

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Pua Cheebye!!! Got so many people go Worker Party photo ah!



Lawrence send me this photo. Nabei how come the newspaper never show this kind of photo!!!

I got to the sgrally there, I see some more photo. It is today one (wah people damn fucking fast send the photo to this sgrally, man). Wide angel one ok!



If you want to see the photo even bigger, just click on the picture can see more bigger!

Fucking hell, Singaporean must be damn toolan gahmen man.

I Vote for James Gomes that Cheebye Form be my MP

Raymond send me this email today. He say our Prime Minister Lee speech say if got too many opposition is no good for Singapore because then PAP cannot do good job. Too many fucking opposition will make Small Lee headache, have to think how to FIX them and BUY VOTE from supporter. Not I say one ok? Small Lee say one, don't believe you see below from the Channel News Singapore website" -----

Mr Lee says: "What is the opposition's job? It's not to help the PAP do a better job ... because if they help the PAP do a better job, you're going to vote for me again and they're going to be out of a job for a long time. So their job is to make life miserable for me.

"Right now we have Low Thia Khiang, Chiam See Tong, Steve Chia. We can deal with them. Suppose you had 10, 15, 20 opposition members in Parliament. Instead of spending my time thinking what is the right policy for Singapore, I'm going to spend all my time thinking what's the right way to fix them, to buy my supporters votes, how can I solve this week's problem and forget about next year's challenges?"


I like Small Lee, actually. He very honest say this kind of thing! This is what politic is what! FIX your enemy and BUY your supporter! Hahahahahaha!!!!

At least got some new thing from him. Fucking hell, every day I on the tv and open the newspaper is only James Gomes Gomes! Gomes! KNNBCCB!!!! I Australia come back until now is got nothing but the cheebye Goneh news.

Why they don't talk about important thing like why my CPF still cut?

Why my father medical bill still so high?

Why Ah Seng still cannot find job?

Why the gahmen allow NKF fuck Singaporean so long?

Why my friend retarded son cannot go school?

Why every year the bus fare the MRT fare the everything get more and more expensive and my pay become less and less?

Why? Tell me fucking chow cheebye why?

Their answer? James Goners is a liar!

Fuck you understand?

I also think they must call Lau Lee to shut up liao. The old man is Singapore Lau Peh this is true. Nobody will say he never do many thing for this country but wah lao eh!!! The more thing he say the more he make people tulan! The young people show he do on tv make until the gahmen look like dunno fuck thing about young people thinking. Tell them ask any question so they ask lor but in the end kena fuck by him until have to diam diam. Those young people who is going to vote one, they see already you say who they will vote after that?

Then I heard he also hamtam the oversea reporter and call them shut up also. Then he now join the Gomes gang bang also.

Who is Prime Minister now? Him or his little dragon?

In old day the politic is very gangster kind, so must also be gangster if want to win. Now people is no more so rough, young people also got brain and can think for themself, why still use the old way to win election?

Ah Seng, my secret society friend, tell me the other day, even they all gangster and gang also have to change their pattern liao. Last time can still 打打杀杀 now cannot already. Many his new recruit is got degree one (even got a few woman leader!) and they do the gang business is like real business. Only sometime got some stupid fucker like that One-eye fella take gun to settle his problem. You see what happen to him? Kena catch in Malaysia send back to Singapore!

You want to get new blood and new supporter, Ah Seng say, cannot use the old way liao. Even gangster also dowan to fight and die already. Die for fuck? Just want to make money and enjoy.

I think also the new gahmen those leader got too many scholar and elite best of the best. What they know about we all common people problem? Find all this lawyer and CEO and doctor to become my MP, say they can be Minister quality can go USA and discuss the world economy those kind of thing. Fuck lah no need lah! Don't need go USA for me, come to my Jurong and my Nee Soon and my Joo Chiat and settle for me my problem first can? Cheebye!!!

That is why that day the Worker Party rally in Hougang got so many people go, the PAP shock and scared. Even the newspaper don't dare to show the photo of the rally.

Where all this toolan people come from? Lawrence went and he told me got at least 80,000 people go, and not just those Ah Pek and Uncle go and see, it is those young people and young family also go and listen. Where the fuck this people come from? How come suddenly got so many toolan Singaporean?

Now then the gahmen see. This kind of toolan is not overnight come one. This kind of toolan is like those double boil soup. Cook for very long liao. Cook for last two year. Angry and hungry and tired and jobless Singaporean.

This is what happen when you have those Minister who can go oversea to talk to other country minister, but dunno the problem of his people. Chiam See Tong maybe is old but at least his people see his face in the coffee shop, he don't need send his kah kia to go people house to say he kind lah, say he clever lah. He don't need Lau Goh to go and fight for him. Why? Because people got eyes. Because people can see for themself. Because Chiam show face and show he care.

But we got make job for Singaporean what! The gahmen say. Make job and make living is two different thing. I give you security guard job is also job. But you can survive with the security guard pay or not that one is your fucking problem. On the paper, in the high high aircon office, the super elite scholar MP see his computer say he make one million billion zillion new job, he think, Good! I do good job! The people sure happy. Now I can get A Star for my Making Job for Singaporean exam! Singaporean will now love me!

That Joo Chiat the Chan Suu Cents is another one. So many year the Joo Chiat people have to see their estate become another Geylang, he do nothing. Maybe he dunno got this problem, then one day he do his MP walkabout there, got China mei mei come to him say "Sian shen ni yao ahn mo mah?" then he realise Fuck! Joo Chiat really got problem hor!

In the end the Joo Chiat people have to ownself start a Safe Joo Chiat committee to clean up his shit. Now he say he help them clean up the Joo Chiat one. Fuck lah.

See? Singaporean got so many problem, so many issue. But what the gahmen talk about? James Koteh and his stupid form!!! KNNBCCB!!!! I feel like vote his form become my MP. Maybe that piece of paper got more answer and brain than all these politician. Hahahahahahaha!!!!

Monday, May 01, 2006

Singapore Election coming, time to fuck off from Australia

I still in Australia, with Karen everyday fuck and fuck, go out and see country side. Life is very nice here but got to go home soon. My side got chance to vote liao!

Lawrence send me some news about Singapore election, and got one opposition member photo he take from Sunday newspaper, look like from those bank camera.

I ask him, what happen? Opposition member rob bank is it? Opposition member grab the girl from the counter and rape her backside and fuck her mouth in the bank is it? Opposition member wear bomb on his body say want to kill all the people in the bank issit?

Actually the last one remind me of Chee Bye Suan, the SDP fella. He is like a opposition party terrorist. All the opposition member trying to win support, this fucker open his mouth and make the opposition all look like fucker. Want to die we die together!!! is what this Chee is like saying. I think the other opposition people also wish he go Australia and talk his cock here. You bankrupt already want to fly your japanese commit-suicide aeroplane and crash into PAP house, go and do it but don't ask other people fly with you. Other people is want to try and WIN election one, you koteh pooky. Maybe Chee is a spy send by gahmen to sabo opposition one.

So I ask Lawrence, what happen? This bank camera picture!!! Bank robbery ah?

No, he said. Got one Worker Party ah neh, James Goners he go the election department fill form, then blur fuck forget to submit. Later he say got submit, then the election department take out their office video tape to show him come to the office and forget to submit. So the PAP and their newspaper the Strait Time company all whack him say he not honest man, say Worker Party fucked up.

I check the headline of the newspaper on the internet, KNNBCCB!!!! Lawrence is right, his name James Goners all big big words in the front page for few day.

Fuck their mother backside lah! I thought the James fella commit what crime.

Forget to fill his form only what! The most can say he blur fuck. And never come out to say sorry is just stupid only what. In the end also say sorry liao.

But the PAP and the newspaper and TV all make him look like he rape his mother and sister and steal their money then go and take drug, and then fuck a dog, and then rob a bank and then kick a little girl until she die!!! What kind of fuck thing is this?

Please lah, gahmen got nothing better to whack is it? What national issue is this? They keep say the opposition never tackle national issue, now they themself got so much time to attack one blur fuck who submit form wrongly then never admit early enough.

You want to dig up people dirt also try to dig more dirty thing lah? Also not say the gahmen inside is 100% clean one. They just got more powerful vacuum cleaner, suck all their own people rubbish up faster. I dunno hear how many story of Gahmen people got affair, make mistake (some million dollar mistake also) and anyhow use their power. You think ALL of those early retire MP is because they so kind want to let new MP come in one ah?

Fuck you understand?

So how now? Look for Low Thia Kiang the libary book borrow already never return is it? Never return libary book is mean he cannot be trust mah! Or tell Singaporean that Sylvia Lim last time she park car never put coupon, then the parking auntie come then she run out to put. Aiyo! See that woman also cannot trust!

Fuck you understand?

Say that Sylvia Lim, my horse also stand. Lau Chio,. man that one, her neh neh damn the big! I sure vote her neh neh one! My horse also give her his vote. Two vote from me! Hahahahaha!!!! And two more vote from my balls to that Glenda Hand. Not bad lah, young and run pub one. Then run against Small Lee in AMK. Pretty and brave! I like.

Want to ask the real hard question, go and talk to that Joo Chiat PAP guy lah. Ask him how come Joo Chiat got so many massage health centre and prostitute. Now they come and say wah, see he so good, work with the Joo Chiat people clean up the place, from 10 massage centre to left only three. In the first place, this fucker MP there so long, who is the fucker let the problem become so big one? Now say he wipe up his own shit, is very hero. And Joo Chiat got less than three massage centre? Who believe? I cheong the bar there so many time, the massage girl and shop still there! The gahmen use blind people to count one ah?

I try to read the internet news website of Channel News Singapore (but not Strait Time one, because they charge money what the fuck who want to pay to read their shit). But the more I read the more I toolan. How come out of 10 news, 9 news is PAP one? And the 1 news of Opposition is say their bad thing? Might as well they call themself Channel News PAP!

And nabei, the Channel News Singapore camera spoil is it? How come the PAP rally no people come they can shoot until close close don't show all the crowd. Then the Opposition party rally got so many thousand people, their camera cannot do wide angel one? Fuck their mother backside ok? You think Singaporean is stupid one ah? Lawrence send me some photo of the rally of different party, nabei the opposition one so many people until the people have to stand in the road!

I think their boss, the gahmen, must have tell them, you fucker better don't show the opposition party got how many people, keep your lan cheow wide angel lens at home and shoot lesser opposition rally video the better, or else you all will kena backside buah gu yu!

I don't care you want to vote for PAP or Opposition Party or yourself, vote is belong to you one. You want to vote the super elite scholar PAP member who backside can come out one new lift for your house, vote him. You want to vote blur fuck opposition who cannot fill form, vote him. You want to vote steady lau cheow opposition like Low and Chiam, vote him. Vote is yours one. It is the only thing in Singapore that can still say is belong to yours one (your HDB flat also not belong to yours one).

But there must be fair. Gahmen already got their own blog called newspaper company and their own tv and radio to use. Their bank video camera is also for shoot opposition one. Other party must also have their chance. Cannot only fucking one side story.

Lucky this Lawrence send me one site call sgrally (is at the sgrally.blogspot.com), there got many video and sound file and photo for me to see. Thing you cannot see in the gahmen TV and gahmen newspaper. Good like this! Internet now make normal people become their own tv station and newspaper. It is my new favourite site man!

I hope more people send this sgrally guy more election video, I like to watch! If got video of Sylvia and Glenda and all the wear sexy kind of chio bu who attend rally one even better! My horse like! Hahahahahahaha!!!!

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Durai have to do his own cheebye stunt

I read from the Shin Min newspaper that cheebye face NKF bloodsucker TT Durai is kena charge and can go jail 5 year or even $100,000 fine.

Hong kan liao loh!

But please lah, KNN what is $100,000 fine? It is only peanuts! Less than one peanut, man! Because one lan cheow peanut is more than half million dollar!

Actually you have to respect this gahmen. Their timing sibei jun. Durai case all this time no noise. Maybe he also think, heng ah, no more on the radar already. Then just before the election, newspaper come out the headline big big: Durai Kena Fuck Backside!

Like this then the people who angry the gahmen for the NKF then can say, wah the PAP take action, vote them is the best!

Dong dong chang! Dong dong chang!

Not even Seven Month of the Hungry Ghost already got wayang!

Even the bus fare and MRT fare increase suppose to in July one, also kena push to October. So your election ang pow better don't spend all on your mistress in Batam, wait later not enough to pay the After Election Tax! Hahahahaha!!!

Ok, got to go liao. Karen waiting for me to go out for lunch. The fish and scallop here very cheap and fresh. Her scallop also nice to eat. Hahaha! The weather here very nice. Not too hot, not too cold. At night cooling feeling is very shiok for the bang bang! Hahahahaha!!!!

Wah today the Sydney news got one guy kena langga by two car on the highway. I think Durai will feel like this after the judge langga him. Hahahahaha!!!

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Young girls and guys kena fuck on TV

Lawrence ask me today whether I got see TV yesterday. Channel News Singapore got Lau Lee talking session with young people.

I laughed and told him nowadays young punk where got time watch TV? Want to find the young people on Wednesday night, must fucking go to zouk (is Mambo night) or on internet. Young people all is not interested in Singapore monopoly TV and newspaper. That is why even though the newspaper company is almost monopoly they this year lose more than $180 million dollar. People want to see or use classify ads internet got many for them to see, no need use the expensive Strait Time company one liao.

Somemore yesterday and today I am busy pack my bag going to go visit Karen. The last few week even though got meet a few sexy new girl (even got one go out never wear underwear one!) but neh neh no matter how big after a while also squeeze until sian.

I got my Gahmen Progress Money coming, so can buy my Australia ticket. But must careful save some of the election free money to pay the after-election price and tax increase that sure will KNN come one.

I ask him, you got watch meh? I thought you always online one, always do the cheebye msn and visit the lup sup website?

He said got watch a bit, half see the japanese sailor moon school girl kena rape and force to suck the cock on the computer, half see Lao Lee show on TV.

Why you waste your fucking time? i said. They say this wayang is for young people ask Lao Lee any question they like. How many young people in the show?

Got ten, Lawrence said.

Who are the stupid fuckers go on the TV let Lao Lee whack?

Got two is student, one is professional, and seven is reporter, Lawrence tell me.

KNN, seven reporter! Whole of Singapore cannot find other young people issit? Somemore is young reporter, just start work do the reporter job. You think they dare to say wrong thing make themself whole life henta kaki in the reporter job? Wait they kena demote to write bo liao sex story for the Wanbao then they know, go TV ask the Old War Horse embarasing question!

Must be the gahmen know got a lot of young people going to have chance to vote, scared they nowaday study more than their father mother, think they know what is politic and then anyhow vote some fucked up opposition become their MP.

Young people is always got many angers one. Angry this angry that. Somemore now they listen those rap music, make them lagi angry. So must got the TV show to tell them they are stupid young punk, dunno what is Singapore history and what is communist, and scold them boh tua boh suay.

But dunno why they bother do this kind of TV show. The young people those who can, already fly oversea dowan to come back liao. Think they can more freedom and better life in ang moh country. Those who no money go oversea will stay here, bochup because they know whether life is good or bad for them here, the gahmen will still the same.

Wah lao! You put 10 young punk in the stage with Lao Lee, tell them actually can ask any question, sure all kena brainbully by the old man one. How to win him in argument? His brain bigger than you. He eat more salt than you eat rice. He got fight the communist before you is even a sperm in your father's lampa.

Go there sure kena backside rape one.

Ya Lawrence said, the young people in the show like at first ask a lot of fucking question, but he sometime never direct answer the question, sometime ask them back hard question, sometime tell them they boh tua boh suay or tell one of his old war story.

Hahahahahahaha!!! I said to Lawrence, and when he tell his war story means is time to shut your fucking cheebye mouth up and don't ask anymore this question, right? Hahahahahaha!!!!!

If it is me, I sure scared until lao sai in my pant one, I told him.

So when do you think will have opposition member get their own TV show with young people, you think? Wait long long ah! When your lan cheow become cheebye, I think! Hahahahahahaaha!!!!

Want to simi free lan cheow speech better do homework first and learn to tahan lao cheow speaker like Lau Lee those kind of words tackle. You throw your rock, he throw you back one missle. A smart man is don't take knife go gun fight one. He is will bring two gun.

Or else just guai guai go home and diam diam, let the gahmen take care the country and wipe your backside for you. Be like the rest of the sheep is better, ba ba blacksheep complain forever and forever, then election time come still vote same.

So you got watch until the end? I ask Lawrence who pass me my socks to put into my bag.

Actually I want to, he said. Some of the girl in the show quite chio, like the one wear green one in front. But when I watch come until the part LKY say if PAP become soft, it will kena replace, the Sailor Moon girl in my computer her breast kena the bukkake, so I also shoot liao. So I cannot watch finish the show, have to go and get tissue paper and wash hand, Lawrence said.

I fuck him upside down because he was holding my towel to help me pack. KNNBCCB dunno he got wash hand properly or not! Pua cheebye!

Monday, April 10, 2006

Renew my lan cheow, ok?

The other day, I got see the Strait Time say the PAP and the gahmen (they are the same thing) is like to do something call Retire, Refresh and Renew.

This is I think a fucking hao lian way to say Look! We always got change our MP one, let the old one retire to enjoy their million dollar salary, and let the new young punk come out to show they can also be gahmen.

Fuck your mother backside lah. Renew my lan cheow, ok? If they really believe in the new blood, how come still got Lau Lee and Lau Goh still there? Where is the Retire part?

Even go and find one Refresh President also cannot, have to keep a 80 plus old man who want to long long want to Retire as president. Where is the Renew?

My friend father 55 year old also kena retrench, but we have Minister, Head of the Judge, and President all is old enough to be my friend grandfather.

Then every few day, gahmen show a few new MP, three by three. KNN. It is like arm got plaster, want to pull hurry up pull, don't nabei pull slowly.

Singaporean all know what is the ending liao. Just tell us when is the election day, tomorrow vote also can. Why still want to slowly slowy take own sweet time and show us your confirm winners? In the end, who will remember their name or fuck face? Just remember our town got 5 people from the gahmen party continue to be our leader, get our million billion dollar of the upgrading, and five year time see them again.

Lawrence told me but they are not MP yet what, just kah kia or is call candiedates. But I told him just tompang the old Minister or lau cheow MP, enter by back door, then become MP by autogear lor! So call them MP now also can what!

I see the new MP the PAP introduce, is all look like cheebye made of gold. All is elite special forces one. Doctor, lawyer, boss, lawyer, CEO, lawyer... every mother son got dunno how many degree, make how much money a year, and all want to change the world become better place type.

Want to change the world, go and be opposition lah! They need your help. Gahmen party don't need your help, they already confirm win liao. Some more never join the opposition party never mind. Still go and join the gahmen party and say to the reporter, Opposition standard not good, they not enough talented people.

Fuck you understand? You got so much talent and want make the change of the world, why not you go and help make the fucked up Opposition better standard?

At least say the honest thing. We join the gahmen party because they are the winner. They got the money. They got the power. Join them no risk. No need scared kena sue. No need scared lose. No need scared kena all your shameful family story all come out in the newspaper for Singaporean to read. Want to build lift for my estate those flat can use special Singaporean tax money to build, not like opposition MP cannot use it.

(Cheebye, people who live in opposition estate is not Singaporean ah? They never pay tax one ah? Then how come their opposition MP cannot use this special money? Cheebye!)

Don't come and tell me you young punk want to make the change of the world. You young elite talent join the gahmen party is got nothing to do with simi lan cheow change. Change what change? Nothing is will change. The party you join still the same. Everything is still the same.

If all the best talent in the world is join the elite school, of course the neighbourhood school will kena only condemn students left. And they will forever be the condemn school, cannot be Number One. The rich become richer. The Number One keep be Number One. Because the elite school get all the best of the best.

And how is this kind of super elite people going to make we common man lan cheow happy? If all your customer is those one fuck $300 type, how you suck the cock of the poor man of the street who can only pay $30?

Singapore cannot find a few normal infantry man or NCO to be in gahmen is it? How come all the men they find is only General?

At least last time in 1960 that time, the gahmen party those old horse have to fight communist, have to rub shoulder with the poor people and feel their pain and feel their happy. Nowaday those new MP, come from rich family or good school or good powerful job, how many of them got this kind of experience? Most of them don't even need to fight in election because always so many walkover.

Too bad I not super elite lawyer or doctor or CEO, and my life story got many dirty thing cannot print in newspaper one. If not I also don't mind join the confirm-champion party of Singapore and help change the world. But then if I become MP, then I want to be MP of Gelyang! Every day free fuck by the golden cheebye of the elite prostitute there! My horse can become Golden Horse! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Monday, March 27, 2006

Gahmen new MP beauty contest

Nabei the way PAP announce their new candidate is like beauty contest liddat except they don't wear the bikini but is wear white shirt and pant. Lucky they never wear bikini. Or else sure got many people tor.

The newspaper also use so many page to show them, even the New Paper take leave from their sex and cheebye stories to interview them.

Why? Scared people dunno issit? Scared people see them new bird so won't voting them issit? KNN scared for what? First, how many Singaporean got chance to vote? Sure many walkover one. Just use the old style and put the new bird with the old bird, and tompang them in lor!

Wah, the gahmen really scared to lose, even have to send Lau Goh go to Hougang and Potong Pasir to support the forever loser there. And plus must use upgrading to bribe the people there. Some more say if the PAP MP in this two town win, they can be like the PAP Opposition Party. Where got such thing?!!! Even opposition also must be PAP approve one ah?

Actually the opposition MP also damn poor thing, their town always not enough money do the upgrading. The normal PAP MP and PAP town council can use special gahmen million and million of dollar (is actually Singaporean million and million) to upgrade their town. But the opposition MP only got enough paint here paint there.

The money is also fucking Singaporean one. How come suddenly become only PAP MP can use?

The newspaper and TV all also reporting all the good news. Good news ka sai ah!

Where got economy good? I go and ask the hawker and the shop uncle and auntie, they all say economy is fucked up until cannot fuck any more. All of them only survive only. I ask them, Uncle! What business is good to do if your one is no good?

All the uncle and auntie all say the best business to do is "BE GAHMEN LOR!"

Hahahahahaha!!! The only never lose money business in Singapore!

And every election hear the same lan cheow song! Upgrading and upgrading! Got no new idea ah?

You go the Geylang and fuck also the prostitute there will try a few pattern for you. If everytime is the same pattern, you fuck also fuck until sian, right?

So how come Singaporean all is gian by the same gahmen pattern? We underneath and gahmen on top every KNN election year. And some more the gahmen only show you their goodie five year one time. The other years we ownself rub ownself. And must pay extra to pak chew cheng also.

You just see lah. After the election over your goodie become higher GST and all kind of new fuck tax.

If real prostitute only let you fuck her five year one time, then only choot one pattern, and sing same song, and then after she let you touch her neneh, she raise her price, you say she will got business or not? Sure no business one!

But dunno why, we every five year get this one free fuck then happy until forget after the free fuck we will kena fuck backside.

Not say the opposition got that many goodie to show us. Most of them is got heart no sexy body. Is like the ugly girl who want to be your girlfriend. All the sexy girl is take by the gahmen gang, and the good heart ugly girl left behind. And Singaporean is not think with their heart, but think with their lan cheow. Who can give me goodie, I will give my business.

But last few year, life very hard. Even now is still hard. Maybe goodie also not enough. People still remember the no job days, the NKF, the casino that many people don't agree. Dunno whether this time the backside kena fucked feeling is stronger or the cock kena rub five year one time feeling is stronger.

I think and think also angry. But never mind, I next week going to Australia find Karen. I work so hard now then got chance to go holiday. It will be good to see Karen again. She got more sex pattern than PAP, hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Monday, February 27, 2006

Staircase Sex Video

KNNBCCB! Lawrence pass me the Part 2 and Part 3 video is not the Nanyang Polyclinic girl but is some ugly fucker dance here dance there! He dare to bluff me, I see him sure wack his cheebye face!

Anyway got another friend pass me new sex handphone video, is got this guy fuck three girl in the HDB stair case! Why? The void deck no space ah? Got Ah Pek play chess so must find stair case is it? Hahahahahaha!!!!

This guy even more fucked up than the NYP one. His video is all last a few minute only. You blink your eye he shoot liao.

Nabei, next time I see the wet wet thing on the stair case floor I sure siam one. Wait is not people spit but lan cheow spit!

Not like the NYP Ah Beng at least he can tahan more than 10 minute. Maybe stair case fuck must do it fast.

Got one of the girl is even wear school uniform one. Nabei young girl also want to poke. Sure kena police case one, because is consider stationary rape (this is means that even if a 15 years old mynah say she want to suck your cock, the police will still catch you and cut off your lam pah because she is the consider the under age).

Can tell his handphone also not so good as the NYP one. Every thing is square square. Face square square, chee bye square square, lan cheow also square square. Worse than the japanese AV! Want to shoot also shoot with better handphone lah! Later he go toilet to see the video and pak chew cheng also no shiok what!

This guy also like to flim his cock (see the picture). But his lan cheow the ram still not as good as Rockson horse! The handphone camera lense not big enough to see all my horse! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

NYP Tammy Video

I thought I will be free after Karen got to Australia look for work. But I still in Singapore, not Australia, and here the work is non-stop one. Work until you will die, don't work also will die.

But wah seh! Lawrence gave me this handphone video, say is take by a girl call Tammy from NYP sucking and fucking her Ah Beng boyfriend. Her handphone kena stolen and then the thief go and upload the video to the internet, let the whole world see. KNNBCCB the fucker steal her phone not enough, still go and show her sex show. Damn er xing man, do this kind of thing.

The video I saw already, is quite long and clear also, got shoot 10 minutes, must be use the new Nokia phone.

Lawrence said he very the impressed the guy cock very long (this lan cheow picture is from the video). Like that is considered long meh? Normal only! Not even near my horse size! But he still young, so can still grow, hahahahaha!

And Lawrence also say the guy very good, can last so long, wah 10 minute he say. Like this say last long. Lawrence idea of last long is 2 minutes. I think his Guiness Stout World of Record is 2 minutes 5 second. He told me before. KNN like the M16 put to full auto, one squeeze whole magazine shoot finish.

Nowsadays the girl 18 years old is so advance liao, know how to use handphone shoot video. But is very stupid thing to do, shoot this kind of personal lan cheow chee bye thing. Phone always got people steal, very easy to kena the video become internet free show.

When I 18 that time where got so good video phone? Only got those big big video recorder. Must two hand then can carry. Carry this old kind of video camera will have no strength to fuck already. Can even accident drop on the girl head wait she concuss.

Anyway, Rockson don't believe in shoot video. Shoot for fuck?

All the girl who ever fuck by Rockson will never forget. No need simi video! Fuck until they sleeping that time also can dream, wake up down there wet wet, face sweat sweat. Hahahahahaha!!!!!

I saw the video of this Nayang Poly girl I notice a few thing.

First is the guy got no experience. You must always make the girl feel good first! Can not just take out the gun and stick into this hole that hole! You like your microphone to be karaoke, she also like you to eat her oyster see-hum. Rubba rubba the girl is a must! Cannot be selfish or else your snake have to swim into dry cave.

Must be see too many the prawn movie, believe that girl no need to warm up one. In the prawn movie, all the girl are got big neneh, and their cheebye will auto gear get wet by just sucking the man cock. In the prawn movie, girl like you to shoot their face and eye and nose with your cock juice. KNN you learn from the prawn movie how to fuck, confirm you won’t see the girl again. You call your guy friend to shoot his lan cheow juice in your eye lah! See you like it or not!

Second is the guy look like never wear seat belt. Nabei this kind of thing they never teach student in school meh? Rubber is must wear! Wait the girl or the guy got any kind of pua chee bye disease, it is too late liao. Must be the school never teach about condom. Just tell student to don't do it. Might as well you tell the fish don't swim or the monkey don't scratch their backside and smell their finger. You cannot stop people to have sex one. They want to swim into the sea they will swim. You can only tell them how to wear the life jacket.

Actually I also dunno why Singaporeans is so shock. What? You believe that Singapore young people is all virgin? The only people who is not having the sex is the married couple because they kena the work pressure and cannot enjoy. Young people so free, will sure got fuck like hamster one.

Singaporeans also believes other thing, like Singapore is the most safe country in the world and got no gun and got no more gang. The police catch all of them liao, they say. Fuck you understand? How many murder this last few day? Even got gangster shoot gangster. Singapore black society is still there, you dunno only.

Anyway Lawrence tell me actually the sex video is only part 1. Still got Part 2 and Part 3. Wah, like Star War like that.

He give me the link, he say get from the Sammyboy kopitiam forum one so confirm good. I think the Part 1 video, even your mother also see liao (only Straits Time haven't see, the fucked up reporter there say he cannot find).

I don't have time to see the part 2 and 3 video yet. I have to sleep liao. Maybe I will ask Lawrence copy for me to my handphone so I can see it when I am free. Good thing I don’t shoot my own handphone sex video. The handphone memory also not enough. Hahahahahaha!!!!

Part 2 is here

Part 3 is this one

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Orh-seem iFuck!



Nabei! Lawrence do for me this photo of my idea, Rockson's iFuck! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Happy New Year and everyday fucking raining

I think its be for the best for Karen. Here no job one. Fucking cheebye newspaper everyday front page say all the good news. House price fucking go up, economy fucking go up, job fucking go up, share price fucking go up. Ya, you got money, sure can make money from share. No money no job buy what lan cheow share?

I think it is best for her to go. Valentime Day no need buy flower for her! Hahahahaha! Then I can valentime with more girl hahahahaha!

Yesterday the newspaper front page big big say the stock market will be good and is bull. Inside small small got one part say the Singapore election estate is going to change. Always like that, very easy to settle those estate toolan the gahmen one. Today you is Cheng San, tomorrow you is Ang Mo Kio. Cheebye.

It is for her own good lah. Anyway she like ang moh country more. Singapore got no place for her and her life science degree. Singapore only got time for the phd and the scholar and the gifted in exam one. At least she never go Korea that fucked up country. All their clowning result is all bluff one! Cannot say cannot lah! Fake the result make the whole world laugh at your country the science!

She at first tell me on that day I pick up her at the airport after I talk to Ah Heng. I thought she joking. She was not.

So last few week, I help her pack and drive her to buy her thing. Woman got many things one! Fucking so many shoe and dress! I think have to use a ship to send there!

We went to the New Year party. Quite fun but so many cheebye people. And the Bangra worker also there to disco and touch touch our woman. Got one or two young Ah Beng boy try to run and spray their white christmas snow at Karen so they can eat her bean curd but she give one of them a kick in the lampa before he got chance to spray. And Raymond and me chase after the other two guy and punch them until their face and lan cheow also become blue black. I think don't say spray white christmas snow, after Raymond and me take care them, they also cannot spray their own white thing for a few weeks liao.

Some things cannot depend on Singapore gahmen or police to settle one. Better to settle yourself. Anyway this kind of big party sure got all kind of cheebye fuckers come and try to molest girl. Break a few arm and leg and they will learn to next time touch themself body and not other people girl.

The other day I saw the tv got this advetisment for some new osim thing. The cowboy girl is sit on something and making all kind of sex sound. I think it is call iHorse or something. Suppose to be for exercise one!

Nabei like this all the girl who ride my horse also can get a lot of exercise too! Hahahahahahaha!!! No need what osim machine! Dunno if they got sell different plastic lancheow to attach to the seat for more exercise! Small, Medium, Large, Extra large and Rockson! Hahahhaha!!

Maybe can make one model for two person sit one, then Karen and me and Karen cheebye ear-ring really can do a lot of stunt! Call it osim iFuck! Hahahhaha!!!!

This few day, it is been raining. Rain and rain and rain. KNNBCCB want to go out with Karen also hard. So we just stay at her house and pack, sleep and fuck a lot.

Australia weather is better. Ya, I think its be best for Karen lah.