Cool! That's what I tot when I first saw it!
2nd dick for arse use?
wait u kena sued!!
inovative sexsensual pleasure.. limited edition hahahah
is the legendary horse one of them. hahaha..
steady lar. i no 9th lehs. hahas. what a horse
open a shop with modified 'toys' leh.. u got talent.. HAHAHAHAHA..ur readers will all have disc hor?;p
erm... rockson... i really hope no little girls read ur blog and ask their parents what that photo is all about... :S
walao...only 12 comments?
Are the dicks the same size as your horse?
huh?? really huh?? Wait later you surely kena sue one...
Dun think will kena sue lah.. Most ppl's 1st reaction to it oso like tat... hahaha
sad the other one is slanted.. haizz
Yea!! top 20!!
top 20! lolx. nice machine!
walao..girls see all these lan jiao machines..who will still want to buy now..lol...siao eh..si lang igallop..bo nao..
OEI ROCKSON U NB CB WHY SO LONG STILL NO POST UR KAREN XXX PIC WAIT SO LONG LIAO CHEPAT LAH U LOL
funny lo.. lamer.. haha.. interesting.. dun think i'll spend $998 for this machine lo..
LOL u got talent in adult entertainment indusrty...
GO FUK URSELF
lan jiao , blog lei ! so long never blog ! oh ya , you blog this way wont kena sue ar ?
Fuck you lah Rockson!After showing her the pics, my girlfriend want to leave me liao!All your bloody fault! You better design another one for all the lonely cowboys out there... with a wet CB at the handle bar or what!
Ha ha ha...
why 2 cock ah?1 infront 1 behind ah?
the anus thing is disgusting but nice try. should have a tray for lube and a box of tissue.
hahaha! rock on, rockson =)
CCB! COPY MY IDEA!!!
no.bloody 39.yeah duo purposes....
nice lah this one!! :)
rockson how come u never blog about blinkymummy and recent events
hi...rocksonI like your idea of this i-horse. As i can see it can be use for dual pleasure modes. i have a few question about this gadget.1. Can this thing can be mount on the head?2. is this i-horse control by wireles?3. how long the battery last?4. what are the function mode for this toy?i would offer you 50,000 USD ,if you can you ship over to Africa?
Dunno y OSIM come out with such ideal after all. Wad a lousy design i can say.
Real one still the best lor Rockson!!!
how can u ignore the gays? have the 2nd one only for them...must earn their pink dollars...maybe lawrence or u like to try 1st...tell us how it feels heehee BTW,no. 46th...i love counting n go ahead n get annoyed haha
actually some like this is already being made...google SYBIAN ;) hahaha
the osim nothing to sell so they decide to steal sex toy ideas? singapore really no creativity..work for them oso lau kui...the osim guy can go die..make the stupid idea and everyone knows he just likes to see young gals on his horse machine...cheebye $998...hire a gigolo lah! fucking cheaper loh i tell you...
when's the iCheebye going to come?
Lol, new toy. That will be the day if Orh seem launches the exact product in your pic.
soo funny laa cn!
wow good one power....
tt pic is jus crude la.tsk tsk tsk.
LOL WTF didnt really think u will put tht up LOL
rockson first ever merchandise.lol. this is pretty funny.
from the advertisement, the orh-seem thing seem to be meant for lady to ride. if that is the case, ifuck is more powerful. rock, you better patent it before that orh-seem use it for their own design. haha...
if all ladies use ifuck, then little rockson will have no business liao ! lol.
woah.. cool machine.. why got two one.. hehehe
1 for 1 hole mah. 2 holes altogether
rockson, You geng! Hiong ah! Design a sex toy for man also lah. Nice idea..Better patent it first. Got 1 prob leh. What if the cb not deep enough then it will poke thru the hole.
LOL. Ifuck. Hahaha!!!! Nice name ya.
HEy design more pattern leh, i wan ur dick have a bigger diameter, i wan it THICK!!! i wanna hear gal scream... u better design some other pattern to target at diff consumer
one for the cheeby hole, and the another one for the asshole that work concurrently. brillant design that provide complete satisfaction for all ladies !
rockson you not scared kena replace ar
wuhahaha. market it. hahaha "double the pleasure with the new ORH SEEM I-FUCK" hahaha
lol why not call it the iRockSon?
U r damn creative!After reading ur previous post... I though there are only one lancau there, but u can able to put two lancau there! haha. Big for big cibai hole, small for small asshole.... U can take Noble prize this yr liao...
Rockson, i design advertisment for your iFuck.....Here goes.."Can't afford the S$998? Rent a iFuck!! Charged by the hour, have fun at your own affordability. And have a well-sexed toned body in cumming many times.Designed for the lady to have sex & excercise at the same time. The men don't get it. Whats' more, it more affordable now with 12 mths interest-free installments.Only 100% born women need apply.iFuck cums with required man, relevant equipment and health juices.Terms & Conditions apply."hahahahaThongs &
omg!!! its gross! only you (and raymond) can think of such things...i take my hat off
It looks like part of a deer's antler protruding out of a pot. No wonder people can get angery with the sign of the middle finger. It just looks like it but is not the real thing.
KNNBCCB. iFUCK... strictly for females only???
OMG look so real Lol omg lol ahahareaeraheahe its a cool idea but i dun think any girl wouldve want to buy it though! hahahahawo
fucking tasteless seriously... oh well..for all the lonely women and gays out there.
definately got no taste lah since it is just an equipment. you want taste must get real rockson. i suppose rockson still got have the value.
hahaha...nice pic larhs =)Write more nxt time can?me miss all your funny entries nehx...LOL
CHOSON INMINGUN MANSE!
rockson.. ask lawrence design one more.. down there one cock up there one pussy.. when u move up u fuck the pussy, when you go down kana fuck by the cock in the ass.. get wad i mean?
simiultaenous la huh.. can can?
dat thing obviously they make with sex in mind. why did you think they use girls dressed in hot pants? ppl buy also for fucking one. confirm. haha.anyway, for those who've heard, dont forget to go to ngee ann city tomoro. see Tickz.com
Your blog is just childish. It should go down the drain.
dear rockson takumi. you are quite gud in writing bogs love all yr bengish blog style,now i wish you write something abt that fuxking pcb bitch, xiaxue,.i fuckin hate her since her inception. do something abt it,rockson thanks heaps!! cant stand her attenton craving slut dwarf shit face!!
Yah! It should be like that!!
seriously, when i first time saw that advertisement, i thought is sort of sex toy for ladies. lol...
Haha. Woots. :) That gallop thingy... I'm not really keen in buying it. Even the ad looks crude!!!!
you may want to consider if**k! lol
this one look like the what sybian machine sia...
Wah lau, make a pussy version also lah . Sometimes I get horny and need to fuck too.
How about another one stuck out form the head, that's make it three, and that's silent everythings.
Guys check this outhttp://tomorrow.sg/archives/2006/01/22/brainwashing_sexuality_talk_cele.htmlhttp://yahoopot.blogspot.com/2006/01/sex-talk-no-talk-sense.html
wuds that thing??????/
Aiyoyo! This thing should show at Sexpo, mah! Sure got long back order list!Anyway, if without the two long things on top it also works same way with same feeling. But now many people sure feel very shy to buy. But SPG sure buy one !!!
Rockson, I love reading your blogs. Please write more. How about writing about the upcoming election?
Anonymous said... dear rockson takumi. you are quite gud in writing bogs love all yr bengish blog style,now i wish you write something abt that fuxking pcb bitch, xiaxue,.i fuckin hate her since her inception. do something abt it,rockson thanks heaps!! cant stand her attenton craving slut dwarf shit face!! i also hate her.. hate her fxxx face.. lol..
rockson, get a life. Stop trying too hard with the Ah Beng lingo and all. Thank you.
haha, the pic was done nicely. rockson dont talk rock already la. hahahah.
U CHAO CHEEBYE!!!!!!!! UR HORSE NO LEGS LAAAA!!! STAND OSO CANNOT STAND!!! SAGGY DICK... CHAO NIENIE!!! GIRLS WAN U MY ASS... GIRLS SEE U DUNO CHEEBYE OR KUKU NIENIE FACE!! ALL RUN AWAY LA!!! U CB KIA...
U KUKU BIRD SAY KUKU BIRD LA... U NO KUKU SAY WAT HORSE!!! U NAIBEH... HORSE NO LEGS 1... KUKU BIRD FLY AWAY.. STEAL PPL HORSE.. NO LEGS 1.. U NIENIE.. HAIR DROP TOO MUCH LIAO IZZIT???? CANNOT TINK AR????? CHEEBYE KIA... NO KUKU GO IMPLANT CHEEBYE LA.. MAYB CAN GET U SUM DESPO UNCLES.. CHEEBYE KIA...
u kuku kia la.. naibeh.. u let me see u 1 time.. i wack u 10 times la
hey u... no ball 1... show us ur dick if u have 1... NAIBEH.. DUN DARE AR... CHEEBYE KIA
guiqi-chaotic-thoughts.blogspot.com hi there, you are such a hilarious man. i;m so interested to read your entry. care to make friend? pls tag my blog. i;m cool, like u! haha
U COOL UR CHAO CHEEBYE.. HORSE NO LEGS!! KNN!! NIENIE POK..
Where are you my MAN?!?!?It's been such a long time since you have blogged!
Where are you my MAN?!?!?U NIENIE POK!!! MAN AR... CHEEBYE KIA LA
wao... chao cheebye.. who is tat kuku.. rock wat... u piece of shit rock la.. gorilla use the rock to clean their backside.. u shitty rock..
wat rock use to clean backside.. his name rockson cuz he wan become rock.. hope sum stupid girl can use the rock rub their chao cheebye.. hahahahaha
Rockson! When is ur next posting gona be at?*waiting n waiting*
haha.. i guess that's what most of us think of when we 1st saw the real 'thing' selling in shops.great modification. ahaha. =)
cheebye kia... fuck urself la..
Update leh chao cheebye!Married already don't care about your readers already lah????
hate u for not updating ur blog
ho lang kan la, kok mai update, tiu nia seng
knnbccb rockson... u better fucking faster update lah u ccb...nbcb...
u update dun update.. i oso dun care... cuz u r a chao cheeebye.. fk ur mum chao cheebye where u came frm..
Talk cock king.. You'll be writing your blog in jail if your are too careless with your words..
Hahaha... ya when I saw it I thought of naughty stuff too. ^.^Rockson, can post the lyrics and translation to popular Hokkien songs?I've always wanted to know how to sing Ai Pia Jia Eh Yia and what it means in English.I know you are Pro in this area. Bai Tuo Bai Tuo.
u update dun update.. i oso dun care... cuz u r a chao cheeebye.. fk ur mum chao cheebye where u came frm.. fuck ur mum.. cheebye kia.. fker
aahh fk u la.. no one like u.. u cheebye kia.. nienie pok chao chao.. bacteria gather in hopes to suck ur milk.. cuz they tot got cheebye... u ugly cheebye prick..
u cockson.. cheebye kia... cheebye say cheebye son la.. u no cock say wat cockson.. cheebye
wow... ur blog rox... my blog is thepuregenius.blogspot.com
wow! ur blog sux my cock! cheebye kia suck whose kuku cock... naibeh.. thepuregenius.blogspot.com visit me.. u chao cheebye, fk ur mum
wah lan you take DAMN looooong to blog lehhh my grandmother faster than you!!!
u cheebye... loser. knn... cheebye cockson.. fk ur mum
y did that cheebye kia keep fucking around here? dun like rockson still come here fuck here fuck there? go fuck ur mother first follow by ur grandmother lah, lame cheebye kia
this gadget by orh sim is a joke
OHh cheebye kia... cheebye.. fk rockson.. cheebye kia.. yucks.. cockson no cock fuck cheebye kia.. hahahahah loser
rockson. u suck la knn. u go bang the door
rockson die liao.. he peep at auntie shower.. heart attack.. die liao
yeah. seriously you suck. if you think what you blog is considered cool,well well then let it be. you keep going against the government, as if the government offends u. if u dun like the government, just move outta here then!why spend your energy n time blogging? idiot leh! hahaha. you seem to be a coward too. i dun think u dare to say out what you blog right infront of e govt. u suck man! be a man! =)
CHEEBY ROCKSON, LET ME TELL YOU!!! YOU REALLY GOT A VERY FUCKING SERIOUS PROBLEM WITH YOUR FUCKING CHEEBY PIG BRAINS! SEE LA SO MANY PPL DULAN AND CURSED AND SWEARED AT YOUR BLOG LIAO LA!!! YOU THINK YOU ARE FUCKING FAMOUS, FUCK YOU, YOU ARE FUCKING INFAMOUS LIAO...PPL FUCK YOU!IF YOU DUN LIKE SINGAPORE, THEN FUCK OFF FROM HERE LA...JUMP OFF THE SEA AND SWIM TO OTHER COUNTRIES THAT WILLING TO ACCEPT A FUCKING CHEEBY KIA LIKE YOU! OR YOU CAN JUMP DOWN FROM YOUR FLAT AND GO TO HELL!
quiet little girl
omg, what a pic!!
yeah the first time i see those 'actions' i was like.. 'why are they making those fucking actions?
HAHAHAHA... his cheebye horse no legs.. cannot stand.. CHEEEBYEE HAHAHAHAHAH FKER
hey rockson, you have not been writing... whats up?
hey rockson, you have not been writing... whats up? u kena raped by ur mum ar?
y u all so childish.... cannot blame la... childish fans den will like childish 'idol'... childish 'idol' den will attract childish fanz.... omg... u all keep cursing... new yr liao still cb here cb there.... hope u all will be suay like cb in the brand new yr... ppl dun blog u all kp... nv read his blog will die like that... addicted liao is it? go make an account urself and blog watever u all like la... u all tink make noise will make him angry and he will blog ar.. i tell u... the noisier u all the longer he take to blog....
like i care he will blog.. he cheebye rot i oso dun care.. who do u tink the cheeebyee kia is.. HE is just a horse no legs chao nieniepok where bacteria gather in hopes to suck his milk.. ccb
knn la so long still orh seem i fuck. fuck u understand. cheesepie.
Rockson this Cheepie kia can use his i-fuck to fuck his own asshole lo! Knnbccb!
SamSeng : You wan join my gang or not? If not dun kpkb. Fuck off. IF you got the balls, write your own blog and complain. Dun come here and kpkb.All CB Kia and Fuckers : Same goes to u all motherfucker. Govt dun force you to read this blog. Did i use a gun to force you to read? If not please fuck off if you are not happy. You think by doing this, rockson will lost his fans? What a childish act.
i think everybody think of it that way too. maybe you shd come up wif a version for *gasp*MALEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
bloody stupid stuff , si bei bo leow, kam lan bulid stupid product and sell for few hundreds bucks. don't knoe who will buy....maybe those horny gal will buy hahaha
rockson.. chao cheebye... fan wat fan.. fan his own cheebye la
hahaha, fan his chao cheebye
eh rockson im very sad for u cuz karen have to leave u.when is she comin back?miss the story of u 2 sia...
Uncle Tan...I luv your blog! Cud you be so kind to update it on a regular basis??Thanks so much.Cheers, J
To the mother fucker bo lam pa SamSeng. FYI, i oso send ur comments to mda for spamming. cheers. Hope they will fuck u upside down once day. SamSeng my lam pa lah. Go lick your won mother cheebye n ur dad balls before you ask ppl do that. SO LAME~~~
Comon guys, why are you guys so childish? You think Osim can do anything? If so, can i sue some of you using other peoples pic for their advert? Please grow up and everyone have their rights to say anything. If you are not happy, just don't visit this site anymore. Why make such a big fuss?
come on man, UR BLOG ROCKS!update!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Rockson... where are U? Is it because everyone's been reading your blog and it is stressing U out? Just write as U are lah... we just read as it is. Meng Kiah eh! =)
u kuku bird la.. dun tink u no kuku big ar.. i got kuku lei.. u chao cheebye
i think the photo is damn disgustingalthough the idea is interesting
Hey rockson, maybe in your next post you can give your opinion regarding all the good news happening in 2006? Year of dog is better than your year of horse! HAHAHAHAHA!http://commentarysingapore.blogspot.com/2006/02/happy-days-are-here-again-just-in-time.html
Funny people. First they suggest we should speake out, how you feel, any good ideas, we like your bloggs, etc. BUT when you post or mentioned somethings they felt against them (minority). They will curse and condemn you. If you are not open to new ideas...DON'T SURF.
Ur BLOG let me know sOooOoo MANY VULGUAR words!I WONDER HOW U LOOK IN REALIFE!UGLY?SHOULD BE BAHXANYWAY dont think so many BIAN TAIthingNOT GOOD FOR HEALTH!
where rockson go....
hiaz!! so boliao so come here to make some comments!! haha.... ROCK KING!!! F**ker!! i number 169!!
rockson is dead. yes he really is.
post about the recent sex talk in schools la... i'm the weikiat ST quoted from. WITHOUT MY PERMISSION SOMEMORE. CHEEBYE.
Mr Rockson, ur blog is the funniest and most entertaining one i read before, why dont update more often.. you got so many fans waiting leh.. haiz.....
he die liao la.. he is dead.. he go rape ah ma.. ah ma pull out his chao cheebye.. everyting all come out frm his chao cheebye.. he die liao..
Dude ...r u still alive???? No new post??
hey... for blogs wif consistant updates... please go to thepuregenius.blogspot.com
Nia ma kei hai why so long never post tiu post lah faster
dude... we all miss ur blog entry ...try and write more often man !
yoyo chao ah beng wanna bepls delete the stoopid sickening i-fuck picture and WRITE SOMETHING!!!
cb, relax lah. stop stressing rockson. he knn trying to finish designing the iCB lah. once the iCB is out, you can fuck all day, in between have a break come here check for updates.
Rockson Kena caught by police liao.....so no more blogging ....hahaha
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update leh!! the whole world waiting for ur next entry leh..
Maybe Rockson got arrested and got sent to the secret Mount Pleasant place......
chow hai chinese new year over oready lah still no post ah. xmas is coming liau.post lah
hey, i think it may work... is it reg it for copyrights?
Butolah Rockson !! You make my blood go upstairs man !! Can you quick quick make new story or not ?! Wait you make new story so long wan meh ?!! fuck man !! hurry lei !
woa...where rockson go ar!?faster post man....
hi robson.. how are u doing.. got gamble or not? or win money? or go find new babes leh? hahaha.. or now bz inventing new machine ah?hahaha..the people here sor orsim, they all curse u dead in CNY and they scold you the KNNCCB language (all learn from u.. i also!hahaha).. so bad ah.. hai.. btw, faster blog leh.. so sian no blog.. each time i come in check your blog, i so paiseh to open the blog with the 2 ugly lancheow sticking out on my screen.. eeee.. i paiseh wait my colleague see oredi tot i surf dirty website.. faster write something la.. turn the page ya.. gong xi fa ni de cai.. :))
this is stupid. i rather read kennysia.com
fk u la cheebye kokson.. ur horse cannot stand la.. u chao cheebye.. knn.. nienie pok..
yo rocky bengo fansstry kennysia.com.. not bad also damn funny!! thanks for the introto kennysia.com!
Hey, Evebody , Rockson is gone.Let's try http://alienadi.blogspot.com/Alienadi! Alienadi! Alienadi!He is new fucking cibai blogger.He can write fuckier than rockson.He can write suckier than rocksonTry Alienadi!
poor Rockson. Must have kana golden finger by some owner of the equipment. Because the pic. make owner look stupid and hard-up. the owner actually wanted to show off the new gaget during CNY. stayed in the forest too long surely one day see a mad tiger.Rockson, look forward to read your posting.
MAYBE ROCKSON'S GRANDMOTHER KENA RAPED BY THAT INDIAN FUCKER MA..SO ROCKSON VERY SAD LO SO LONG TIME NEVER POST.
ROCKSON IS DEADR.I.P. my good man.
allooo cockson don't keep quiet leh, act innocent here leh. By the way i read all your blog, u damn tua kang leh.... Name yourself cockson better......
hey cockson why never reply?? die already? i read all your blog, damn tua kang. i think rename to cockson better la. hey reply leh? don't be a chicken. balls kana eaten by dog is it?
COCKSON?? HAHA..WAT A NICE NICK!!I THINK HE CAN CALL DICKSON BETTER...COS HIS FATHER IS A DICK SO HE IS SON OF A DICK CALLED DICKSON..NICE NAME ISN'T IT???
Yup. I can confirm he is DEAD. RIP my man. He is in changi prison and is being Assed raped as i speak now.Wanna know how come I know? I'm working at Changi Prisons Dept.
y dun close down the blog since he dunwan to blog anymore.... and i salute u guyz everyday so free to come in and check if he got update or not... pls get a life..
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