Sunday, June 26, 2005

Going Sentosa Summer of Love party

Last week Sat 18 June, Lawrence and his friend ask me to go Sentosa at night to party at KM8 (call some stupid name like Summer of Love party, Singapore where got fucking summer?).

At first I tell him siao lah, at night go Sentosa feed the cheebye mosquito only. Wait get dengue. Even in day time, Sentosa is that kind of place only the ter-gong tourist don't know any better go and visit one (or their stupid Singapore friend no other idea bring them there).

Day time also nothing there, night time go for fuck?

But he tell me that now Sentosa quite happening, got a lot of party and got a lot of chio bu in swimsuit, even at night.

Dunno whether true or not. Last time I check, Sentosa only got one party. That one is gay one. Now gahmen say cannot liao, Aids is by the gay (sure or not?). So the gay go to Phuket to party and fuck each other backside and give each other Aids (according to gahmen). I hope is not this kind of party. I only like to fuck girl, not man. Maybe Lawrence saw the wear bikini ones is a man?

So, I take taxi to Sentosa, but I was a bit scared, because last time I went to Sentosa was by taking the cable car.

I never go by the bridge before. When the taxi cross into Sentosa already, I was a bit more scared, because I think maybe that fucker Lawrence sabo me by bluffing me. Skarlee make me go there, then they close the bridge and Rockson kena stucked on Sentosa ownself ba long long. Lucky I start to see many chio bu and ah beng wearing beach cloths walking along the road. And the chio bu don't look like man. That means really got party, the normal kind. Heng ah.

When I reach the party place, the line very long, lucky I call Lawrence and he come out and bargain with the bouncer to let me in. I think the bouncer see me also scared, thats why. Hahahaha!!! He lucky I never show him my tattoos (my kind have to take off pants to see one), or else he see already will quit his bouncer job, become insurance salesman.

I go inside, and see a lot of people all wear shorts and bikini. Some damn chio. But got some girls totally cannot make it, but still wear bikini. This kind of fucked up standard face and body still wear bikini. Please lah, guy like to see the neh neh bounce in the bikini when the girl jump and dance. Don't want to see the thighs and the stomoch also bounce, ok? This kind of bounce see already will vomit. Woman got a bit of hamburger on the waist is good, but guy don't want Big Mac.

Those chio one, I beoh a long time, and I can see they also beoh me back. These girls, drink a bit only all become very hiong. Must be at home their mother father control them so much, then they come out to party already, become Sex in the City. I go out with this kind before. Talk very hiong, then when see my horse (hahahaha!!!) and I chute my pattern in bed, suddenly these chio bu scared.

All this Sex in the City girl is bluff one, action only. Actually, the quiet girls is more hiong in real life.

Then I see the chao shortfuck playboy Miyagi at the party! He no need to work is it? Every day party here party there. Can see from his blog, he like to bluff young girl heart and steal their sex.

This guy must be very chee hong. He stand around with a very beautiful woman who is a lot taller than him. One look can see that he like her a lot. I think maybe she like him also because every few minute she hold his hand. But when she talk to her friends (one of them look like those Sex in the City kind), he go and beoh other women. I confirm Miyagi is a chao chee hong.

After I finish my beer I go look for the toilet. My horse may be big, but my bladder is not. The line also very long, and when I go inside the toilet, got woman inside also! Very hiong, this Sentosa party girls! Guy toilet also dare to use. (Or is it they are not girls? wah lao eh, now think already cock shrink, man, but cannot be, they all go Phuket already.)

I wait until they go outside before I pang jio, because I scared they see my horse will faint! Hahahahahahaha!!! Rockson very considerate one. Lan cheow never anyhow swing around! hahahahahaha!!!!

After that, I feel like going home because the party also not very fun. So what if got bikini girl? See so many already also sian. And bikini girls no matter how chio is no fun when she drink too much and vomit in the sand. Girls who is drunk give bad sex and they smell bad. How chio also no use.

The Sentosa music also not so nice, cannot sing along type. Whole night also line up here line up there. So I walk out and take taxi home. Next time got Sentosa party I also don't want to go already.

Before my taxi reach the bridge (it was still open, heng ah), I saw the big merlion, mouth open, water coming out. Dunno who come up this kind of fucked up tourist statue idea. Singapore is the Lion City! not the Merlion City!!!

Actually, looking at the Merlion, it remind me of the bikini girls who vomit at the party.

Face white, hair long long, head inside empty, and mouth open all the stomach juice come out.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

After reading the fucking first paragraph, I so no point continuing. The whole shit would be all negative ramblings about Sentosa.

imustendure said...

on the contrary, i found it kinda funny esp the mid or end part.. nvr judge a book by its cover.

Miss Slow said...

is Lawrence your imaginary friend?

mooiness said...

Eh Miss Slow, don't be so mean leh. :P

Miss Slow said...

huh? no la. where got? seriously curious coz i have been following his blog ma but havent come across any other ppl's names (blog names not counted). =) so thot maybe lawrence is his imaginary muse. =)

no offense la. =)

mooiness said...

Miss Slow: you mean like "Fight Club" ah....his alter ego kinda thing??? Hmmm, will just have to wait for the Rock man to answer these comments. :)

diva said...

wah u veri funny leh!

Anonymous said...

hahahahah hahahahha.... you singaporeans crack me up

Aussieinsingapore said...

This guy needs to get a life. Obviously doesn't get out enough...

cch said...

hahaha.... typical beng, seng, lian, found from the party.

sÞ¡ηηєє said...

*dies laughing* I love the last part on the illustration on Merlion and Women. XD..... oh well... that's our beloved icon.. singaporeans love to puke afterall... hahaha

archangel said...

Just take a walk along Mohd Sultan Road on a fri/sat after hours.. about 3 ... and you'll see Singaporean's favuorite pastime - spewing thier guts out like that dumb fucking singapore "icon" the on Sentosa!

anyway to those with a slightly more than half a brain ... rockson isn't an ah beng ... he's probably some anti "gohmen" local, smart enough but too ballsless to comeout and say whatever really pisses him off on how this shit holre of an island is really "gohverned"

Anonymous said...

One word. DISGUSTING! and totally no-life asshole sitting on a pile of shit, which explains why you are made of shit. It's god damn obvious that you're deliberately writing like an ahbeng. One which is brought up in a poor neighbourhood family with NO education. Yeah. I bet you have no education. The most I give u is a failed PSLE. Ah huh. I can already picture you as one of those 'la sup' bengs who wear fishmonger boots with a 'hunki' in your mouth with tattered and torn large-sized tees with faded colour SHORTS, behind the butcher counter at the wet market :)

HaHa said...

Then why are you spending your time reading his post?

There are always some who think they are above others..

This kind of prim and proper fuckers should go rot elsewhere...

fuck off

HaHa said...

How come that fucker two post above me knows so much about fishmonger and wet market?

I thought high class people like you dont ever go such places?

Is that fishmonger your father and that wet market where you grew up, where your father sodomised you?

That's why now that you are grown up, you find it so familiar (that you can described it so well) and yet so disgusting that you cannot helped but insult your own father?

Anonymous said...

Seriously i support Rockson...Rock on man!! so shove off all Antirocksoners!!! :) hehe ....

::fate:: said...

pwAh..you are seriously very funny..haha~

Anonymous said...

hi titi,after reading yr blogs i find tat u r actually a very observant n sentimental boy n u heow chwee boh heow lan..u don actually 'fuck' around unless smeone u like..u r concern of yr surrounding but u never show out openly..n u r also lonely...hope u continue 2 write out yr feels n me really like 2 read yr feeling guess ur looks mus b below average right..if i am younger n single may b i'll cme after u n c wat u look like?? jie jie

Anonymous said...

Come on.... I'm sure the Rock just wanna entertain us.... The next Jack Neo....

meerkat said...

oiii Lockson... tat KM8 party u no like ah? then u go try Brix leh... like to know wat u say. got Angmoh and China ger... sibeh funny.. China ger picking up angmoh.

Anonymous said...

i tink u are one of the most talented jokers ! keep it up man !

Anonymous said...

I enjoy the part he describes Miyagi...sooooo funny!

Anonymous said...

Fook lar,fook fook here fook fook there fun mehz...
Always action ur horse...
Take go horse racing at turf city lar,more high!!!

Anonymous said...

Fuck la, all of u cannot take jokes ar? why give him a hard time for trying to entertain?!

Anonymous said...

eh rockson!!!ur horse realli that big mehx???if it is the size of a overgrown banana,help me expand mi cheebye leh....I WANNA SUCK UR HORSIE!!!!!

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