Tuesday, June 26, 2012
I am Angel of Heaven Rockson Takumi Tan!!! You will kiss my Horse!!!
Monday, May 02, 2011
Teo Ser Fuck shouting PAP name for fuck?
I didn't know the cheebyekia speaking power is so lousy one.
Why he even shout his own name at the end? Fucking laokui right?
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Nicole Seah is my favourite new election XMM!!!!!

Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Tin Pei Ling, sexy PAP XMM!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011
KNN, I make a YPAP Chairman of Toa Payoh angry


Thursday, July 22, 2010
Why the Marina Massage look like a giant cheebye?

Monday, July 19, 2010
Fuck lah! Singapore become one big drain!


Kanena! What the fuck is this Minister, Dr Yakult Ibrahim, and his Ministry of Drain and Longkang doing?
Friday, July 16, 2010
Lawrence show me Banned-in-Singapore video!
Tuesday, December 08, 2009
Stupid fucker wanted to make fren with Vietnam KTV mei mei
I just read your forum post. You are a stupid fucker. You go to KTV, touch touch here, touch touch there, then you think maybe this Vietnam KTV girl will be your friend? For FREE?
What kind of cheebye brain are you?
Just because you ask her to go see bird in Sentosa and not touch bird in the KTV, you think she will be your friend without need you to pay her?
This girl is just here to make money from loser like you, so that she can build a fucking house for her family of 23 in Vietnam. Why do you think she got time to make friend with you? FOR FUCKING FREE?
You are not just fucking naive. You are fucking loser to think you can find real friend in a foreign talent working in a KTV.
Just consider yourself lucky there was a girl who need the money enough to go out with a lancheow face like you. If it was a Singapore girl who have higher standard and golden cheebye, you pay her she also won't go out with loser like you.
Eh, Kusotare! I know many Filipino in Paramount Hotel want to go Sentosa with you leh. They can even play guitar and sing with you at the beach! They can even stroke your dolphin! Very cheap! Let me know and I arrange for some new friend for you!
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Yours sincerely,
Rockson
Kusotare
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 3
My Reputation: Points: 15 / Power: 0
Need your opinion, please..thks for ur time
Dear all
I've known this viet girl from a KTV for 6 months. Always ask her to sit with me as I've enjoyed her company, we've never went to hotel or anything before.
Just last week, I ask her out to Sentosa. Pure intention was to show her around Singapore and shopping. We were clear from the start that there is no hotel or hanky panky. We set off in the morning at Vivo and proceed to Sentosa after lunch. Everything was ok and fun except during the mid afternoon she start talking about ex-customers who bring her out and still give her money. I thought she was just joking...
So before dinner she repeated it again...and I felt a bit like "hm..." Not because I don't have the money. My pure intention was to bring her out for her to enjoy herself...with good lunch+dinner+all the attractions. Easily I spent 300 dollars.
In any case I send her home and while smoking near her house, she repeated her story again. So I asked her straight.."are you expecting me to give you money?" She didn't answer straight but just say that she came Singapore to earn money, by going out with me, she didn't work for full day and really paid quite a bit to come here. I gave her 100 and said good bye. Before leaving, I told her that I'm really disappointed with her, I brought her out as a friend and she considered it working.
I think the main point is that both of us had different expectations. Firstly, I didn't expect I've to pay..and I just wanted her to had fun. For her, it seems more like a sacrifice that she has to make to accompany me out....
Any opinion on this? Is it justifiable for me to be PISS off with her big time...I know I'm a bit naive, maybe we can just leave out that part for the moment.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Nobody Bloggers start Association of Bloggers (Singapore)

Yesterday, Lawrence ask me, eh! Rockson! You never join the Association of Singapore Blogger ah?
I said, what cheebye association of Singapore blogger?
Then he show me the Today newspaper article and the website of their leader, some blogger call Jayne from some blog call EastCoastWife, that I never hear before.
(She is the long hair lau auntie in the centre of the photo.)
Who are these Nobody Blogger that nobody read, that come up this fucked up association and even dare to collect money to join their Nobody Club?
Even my hero, Cowboy Caleb never start a Association but he got many follower! If your blog is good, people will follow you. No need to start some association, register with gahmen as society, and give interview to newspaper to tell them you are there.
(I just realise Cowboy link to my twitter, wah!)
Another famous Singapore blogger, the long hair fat guy who don't look like he have sex before, Agar Agar Googah, he also say about this Association of Singapore Burger.
This kind of lancheow association is usually start by those blogger who tired of their blog read by only their mother, so want to become more famous.
Lawrence told me the president of this Singapore blogger association, Jayne, is a siao char bor who did not win some blogging award then now want to take revenge.
So it is not 10 Nobody Blogger Association but Association of 9 Nobody Blogger and 1 Siao Char Bor president.
Like that win already lor.
And they want to represent the Singapore blogging sphere.
Fuck you understand? You are not even got the power to represent my lumpar hair, understand? My lumpar hair can blog better than you, and got more readers!
These losers even give themselves tuaki title, like President, Vice President - Operations, Vice President - Membership, Marketing Director, Events Director.
KNN!
I, Rockson Tan, can also call myself President of Fuck Many Girl and Vice President of Biggest Horse in Blogging World, and start my own Association of Rockson Blog.
You can join for free, if you are hot sexy girl and member can ride my horse for free! Hahahahahaha!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Singapore MP kena burn by crazy fucker



Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Who is running Singapore Flyer? Fucking monkeys, is it?

Cheebye lah! 173 people for six fucking hour stuck in the Singapore Flyer! These people got no SOP to save people one is it?
This kind of expensive merry-go-round can so easy spoil, spoil until cannot move for so many hour.
Maybe they want to give their customer more ride for their money. Maybe they think, customer pay so much to sit inside the lan cheow wheel, maybe can give them more excitement, let them kena trap for six hour, then give them rope to climb down.
I think they should give the Singapore Flyer new name, call Singapore Fucked Up Flyer. Merry-go-round in those cheapo fun fair run by Ah Beng and Ah Pek also more safe than them, man.
Now the whole world is laughing at this Singapore icon, even got England newspaper call Guardian say can make disaster movie. Whole world news talk about the six hour break down, like New Zealand (the country where people fuck sheep), England, and Canada (they are in America but Obama is not their President). And even International Harold Tribune (I don't know what country is Harold).
FUCKING LAU KUI MAN!!!!
I think the Singapore Fucked Up Flyer CEO should go and put his head inside his toilet bowl and flush his fucking lan cheow brain away.
No fucking SOP, no fucking rescue plan, no fucking toilet plan, nothing.
People stuck inside so long, even have to pang jio inside a fucking plastic bag! Not even Singapore Flyer plastic bag! It is some NTUC plastic bag they bring themself.
I think the next year F1 night race better we put one big cloth to cover this fucking fail merry-go-round. Don't let the world see it, wait they remember how fucked up the safety system is.
The Singapore Fucked Up Flyer people got time to make the wheel turn the other way because want to change the view and want to better feng shui, but cannot make sure the fucking wheel won't break down.

The Singapore newspaper also fucked up. Must try to cover the Flyer Fuck Up. Try to make the accident look nicer. Only you go to other news website then can see how scared people who kena stuck look, and only go other site then got photo of people going hospital. Cannot trust Singapore newspaper and tv one. Only know how to lick government balls.
Should put all the Singapore tv and newspaper company inside the Singapore Flyer and switch it off. Let them kena stuck inside for a few years. Don't give them food and water, and make them pee in their own plastic bag.
That is the best use of the Singapore Fucked Up Flyer.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Fuck I almost forgot my blog password
Friday, July 13, 2007
PM son shoot email complain SAF officers fucked up!
He say this 2LT Hong Yi send his email to minister, minister mother, minister mistress, minister maid, chief of army, chief of army mother father, and all the signal battalion, from CO to storeman, OC to clerk. Kanena so hiong ah!
Lawrence say he scared kena MSD call him go aircon room lim kopi, so he delete all the unit name and people name. Fucker always so kia see.
I read the lancheow email, wah lao eh! So long ah! Must be scholar NSF write one, write until so long the email. Is like story book like that! I take so long to read because the cheebye Lawrence put so many blank here blank there, and the PM son use a lot of fucking big word, make me take 2 hour to read finish. But after reading the long mother story email, it look like the LTA X quite the kwai lan, keep siam the DO duty, call people cover him, AWOL, nabei what kind of fucked up regular is this officer?
(Actually, how come the LTA name is call X? I never hear before people got this kind of name X? He think he is some tua kee pop star issit? Call himself X)
This LTA X also stupid one. Want to tua also don't tua the son of the Dragon Prince Prime Minister lah. Never use his cheebye brain. Now Hong Kan by Hong Yi liao lor!
If I am a sign-on officer and I am together same unit as the prime minister son, I not only wun slack, I will be more on the ball than the chief of army ok? I will aim to be fucking Best Sword of honour medal winner officer of the Whole Singapore! Wait he open his mouth at the dinner table tell his PM father I am a cho bo lan officer how?
I agree with PM son say the officer standard is cheebye standard. Drop a lot from my time liao. You ask me, what is a good officer?
A good officer is the kind who know how to take cover and don't kena caught! Hahahahaha!!!!
This LTA not only dunno how to take cover, he try to eat snake IN FRONT OF THE PM SON! Stupid until cannot stupid liao!
The OC of the LTA and the PM son is another fucked up regular ocifer.
I tell you, regular always protect regular backside one. That is why in the army got so many fucked up officer, and lazy, no -use NCO who after hide inside the army so long, eat sleep talk idle, when they come out to normal working world cannot get any job.
The PM son already tell you, oi! this LTA is a mother fucker. You never punish him because want to protect his regular backside. Now see lah! Sure the OC also will kena poke backside liao. Charge until ka chng peet! See how far his army career go now. Sure kena post to become OC of some fucked up area-cleaning leaves-sweeping unit. Become Kumlando Unit OC hahahahahaha!
If the PM son tell you one of your LTA is King of Eat Snake, you are the OC you better say "Yes sir! I charge him now sir! I now send him go DB jiak hong sir! I now cut off his lancheow give you as present sir!"
Now see lah! Become Henta Kaki Company OC liao lor! Dun forget this one is his Grandfather Army ok? Hahahahahaha!!!
But this kind of complain email only son of the prime minister can dare to send one. Army always very like to tell the man must follow chain of command. Means you small fish must complain to your small fish OC first, then your small fish OC tell his small fish CO, then your CO tell his wife, and go to sleep.
If you or me send this kind of email, and send to so many fucker, we sure kena charge until our lampah drop. You and me we are the hokkien peng, must diam diam, don't so hero, or else sure kena mark one, sure no canteen break one. Anyway we in army that time where got time write this kind of email complain this complain that? Army time is best time to go and cheong and fuck ger, not waste time fuck officer! Hahahaha!
This is what the fucker Lawrence send me, so many blank here blank there, cheebye!
From: 2LT Li Hongyi, _____ PC, _____
Sent: Thursday, 28 June 2007 9:36 AM
To: ___ ____ ____, Minister, MHQ; MG ______ ____, CDF, CDF Office; BG -___ ____ ____, COA,
COAOFF; COL _______, CSO, _______; zz All in ____, _________
Cc: zz All in ________, _____; zz ALL IN ____, _____; zz All in _____, _____; zz All in ______, ______
Subject: A complaint about the quality control of SAF officers
Dear Sirs and alI,
I am about to disrupt my national service to pursue further studies, and this will likely be my last email sent out for the next half a decade. Unlike the common "ORD letters" that you read, this letter unfortunately cannot be as cheerful. I am using this last opportunity to issue a letter of complaint against the quality control of officers in the SAF, more specifically against LTA X. During my time as his subordinate, LTA X was AWOL on at least 2 counts, attempted bribery, and lied to his subordinates and his superior officer. The battalion HQ has effectively given no punishment, and has not even made these infractions known to the rest of the battalion.
Let me first give you some background. I am the ____ ____ platoon commander from __________. In order to maintain operational readiness my duties are performed at _____ camp where our ops bus and servers are instead of at stagmont camp where our battalion is. The company is structured like so
OC
|
Centre Head
|
PC
The duties are therefore shared between the PC's, PS', and the Centre Head. LTA X is the centre head of the __________.
LTA X, was originally supposed to be on duty at _____ Camp as the duty commander for the _______ on the 20th and 22nd of April, a Friday and Sunday respectively. I was on duty on the 21st of April that Saturday, to minimize the changing over, I contacted him and asked if he would like to swap duties for the Saturday and Sunday. To this he agreed, and thus he was to be on duty on the 20th and 21st of April.
On the Friday however, LTA X called to inform me that he was busy during the day, and if I could cover for him until the evening. To this I agreed to do so. At about 1600 hours, I received a call from LTA X, informing me that he was on the way and that I could leave first, thought this would result in a time where there would be no duty commander in camp, he informed me that this had already be cleared with our OC. I therefore left camp.
On Sunday the 22nd of April I arrived back in camp to take over duty from LTA X. After he had left camp the men informed me that he had not arrived in camp on Friday at all, and that he only arrived in camp at 1800 hours on Saturday the 21st of April. On Saturday they had tried to contact him to ask his whereabouts, to which he told them that he was in fact in _____ in ______ camp getting some work done. The men contacted their counterparts in ______ camp to verify this, however no one in______ camp had seen LTA X. 1 further confirmed with the ______ duty personnel on Saturday that none of them had seen LTA X, this was also with confirmed with that day's BDO.
This news obviously was very distressing, I confronted LTA X regarding this information to which he confirmed that he only arrived in camp on Saturday at 1800 hours, but that he was at _____ for a while then left later to run some errands. Upon learning that I was to bring this information to our OC, LTA X then made an offer to do some of my duties for me to which I declined, his words were "You know if you need me to help you do some of your duties.."
On Wednesday after I had completed my personal investigation and confirmed that these events had indeed transpired, I informed our OC of these offences. Our OC spoke to LTA X regarding these issues, and let him off with a warning.
I would like the story to end here, however LTA RX was again on duty at ____ Camp for _________ on the following Saturday the 28th of April. At 0030 hours on Sunday the 29th of April I received a message from the duty personnel. The duty personnel of the platoon had just spotted LTA X's car, a white Mitsubishi lancer driving out of camp. I responded by telling them to check all the car parks and look for LTA X in camp. I received a call at about 0115 hours, the duty personnel informed me that they had checked the whole camp, and that LTA X's car was no where to be found. They also informed me that LTA X was no where to be found, not in any of the bunks nor any of the offices.
On Monday the 20th of April when I arrived back in ______ Camp for work, I confirmed with both the guard commander and the duty officer for Saturday the 28th of April, that at white Mitsubishi lancer had indeed driven out of camp at about 0030 hours on the 29th of April. This latest information was told to our OC.
When confronted by our OC, LTA X told him that indeed it was his car driving out of camp, he claimed however, that it was not him driving the car but that he had lent it to friend to drive out of camp. After checking with the person in question this was established to be untrue. Finally, LTA X admitted that he had lied, and that is was he who had left camp.
I have been informed that LTA X was to be given 10 extra duties, though this may be considered an extremely light punishment there is a further problem. To date, which is to say, 2 months from the incidents, none of the duties have been published in the battalion RO, in addition, LTA X has not served any of the extra duties he was supposedly awarded. In addition, this system of leniency is not consistent throughout the battalion, or even the company. The following was published in the RO on 1 1th of June 2007:
SXXXXXXXX CPL _____ ________ Non-compliance with a lawful duty or order. stoppage of Leave for 7 days
This was the punishment for CPL ______ for leaving camp an hour before he was supposed to. This was published less than a week after his infringement. If you were to calculate the time AWOL alone, LTA X was missing for a minimum of over 20 hours. This does not take into the account the fact that he repeated the crime less than a week after being reprimanded the first time. This does not take into account the lying to his superior officer. This does not take into account the fact that he is an officer, and thus should be even more liable than corporal.
Absence without leave
22. -(1) Every person subject to military law who is absent without leave from service in the Singapore Armed Forces or from the place where he is lawfully required for the time being to be shall be guilty of an offence and shall be liable on conviction by a subordinate military court to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 2 years or any less punishment authorised by this Act.
(2) It shall be a defence for any person charged under this section to prove that his absence was a result of circumstances over which he had no control.
this is where the report ends and the editorial begins. LTA X's continued service in the SAF is an embarrassment the entire officer corps. In the SAF we are constantly being told that we have very high standards expected from our officers. As an officer cadet any one of these actions would have you put immediately out of course. Here you have a person who lied to his subordinates, went AWOL, attempted to bribe a civil servant, went AWOL again not even a week after being reprimanded, then lied to cover himself, and tried to implicate another person in these lies. He discarded his second chance just days after being given it because he thought he could get away with it. I how ask you what exactly are these high standard that we speak of? I am realistically asking you how much worse than this can an officer really go? Does a person have to commit armed robbery or murder before he fails these supposedly "high" standards of officers in the SAF? I simply fail to understand how someone who would undeniably fail the standards expected of a cadet or even a private can continue to be an officer.
The decisions of the battalion HQ are equally saddening. How can a lower standard of discipline be expected of officers than of men? In the our society, when a police officer commits a crime he is held to an even higher standard, and given even greater punishment than a normal citizen, this is because he has betrayed the very values it is his duty to uphold.
I was told that one of the reasons this was so was that they did not wish to ruin his career with a summary trial. However the SAF is not a charity organisation and does not owe anyone a career. I feel that as a regular his status as an officer and his career should be under even closer scrutiny than that of an NSF, to intentionally withhold such information is effectively tricking the SAF into continuing to pay someone whom if all is known, has no place in the organisation.
Another reason told to me for LTA X's lighter punishment was that it is in light of the work he has done for the battalion, I feel this is unacceptable for several reasons. Firstly in our country we do not mitigate punishments based on past achievements, Durai was not excused despite the amount of money he helped NKF raise, and a doctor would not be excused from molestation no matter how many lives he has helped save. Secondly such mitigation is nothing more than justified corruption and no different from a criminal paying off the police to escape arrest, the very thing we fight so hard to keep out of our society, Finally even if the previous two points are conceded, what LTA X did was not a mistake, mistakes are done by accident. What he has demonstrated is a systematic failure of character and unacceptable as an officer.
Even if you attribute the lack of punishment to extreme leniency, the decision to not inform the battalion is even more suspicious. Especially in a _____ unit such as _________ where the importance of being on duty cannot be over emphasized, to not even inform the battalion of the occurrence is to send a signal that there is nothing wrong with his actions. If it was unintentional it shows gross negligence for something which is clearly an important matter, and if intentional shows a level of corruption that I need not elaborate on.
While some might say this is just a small matter, a story of a single bad officer, the fact that it was not dealt with more severely is indicative of a bigger problem. It shows the lack of quality control being practiced for the leaders of the SAF. The following quote was taken from the army's own intranet homepage:
"In the 3rd Generation SAF, the quality and commitment of our people will continue to be the most important determinant for advancement" - Member of Parliament Ms Indranee Rajah
We can take criticism about having second hand equipment, outdated training methods, and even questionable relevance to modern day operations. But one thing that cannot be tolerated is a reputation for having bad leaders. Such a reputation would compromise Singapore's defence credibility far more than using refurbished tanks or old training manuals.
While I may only be a 2nd lieutenant, I am a citizen of this country. And as a citizen I have the right to demand high standards from the leaders of the SAF While it is true that high standards are hard to come by and even harder to enforce, for such events to come to light and yet nothing be done about it is to say the very least, unacceptable and disappointing.
Yours Sincerely,
2LT Li Hongyi -
___________ Commander
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Cheebye! Mr Brown kena fuck by Gahmen!
I just find out from my mechanic friend the Mr Brown who write his blog and do that funny bak cho mee potcast show and who write for the Today newspaper is kena fuck by the gahmen!
I like to read his newspaper article every Friday one! He is our people voice and say our heart want to say those things and he is also quite funny! Just a family man who trying to make a living like us, and know how to write funny thing, they also want to bully! One of his daughter even got brain problem some more!
Fuck their mothercheebye!
Why the cheebye Ministry of information, communism and art secretary go and write this kind of letter to condemn him?
This is the article Mr Brown write about our fucked up life in Singapore every thing get more and more expensive! click this!
This is the letter she write to the Today, click this!
Fuck their mothercheebye!
And why the Today newspaper director so fast feed their most popular writer to the gahmen wolf to eat?
Make until Mr Brown got no more Today job, and and make his whole family so worried, even his mother!
You see he lose his job! click this!
Fuck their mothercheebye!
Rockson busy make money to pay all my baobei car thing, so no time to blog, come back only see this kind of lan cheow news!
Fuck their mothercheebye!
Mr Brown is one of us. Got family, got job and got bill to pay. This is the kind of Singapore gahmen we have, even the small people, they also whack. If can happen to him this kind of nice family man, it can happen to you also.
I listen to his his podcast about be a Singaporean, I want to cry liao.
His wife also got do, I hear already I cry even more!!!
This is two Singaporean who love Singapore!
How can the gahmen whack simple people like them?
Fuck their mothercheebye!
I think write to Today newspaper reporter is no use, they got no power. Must be their big boss of Mediacock call them do this one!!! My mechanic friend say his friends write in the letter support Mr Brown but no letter is got printed! Like kena blackout!!!!
Fuck their mothercheebye!
Write to the MICA also no use, that Mr Bavani who write the letter to whack Mr Brown is only the running dog for the minister of censor singaporean, so write to Lee Boon Young better!!! My mechanic friend tell me many his friends also write in to the Bavani but never get reply!
Fuck their mothercheebye!
And write to Small Lee and tell him also. Tell him to stop his attack dog to attack simple people like Mr Brown and us. This is not the Singapore our Prime Minister promise us!!! This is not the Singapore we want!!!
I am Rockson! I am Singaporean! Fuck their mothercheebye! So we also say!
Sunday, May 07, 2006
Mandate what cheebye mandate?
But fuck lah, you just see lor, Aljunied sure kena chop chop like Cheng San one. Almost 44% the people there choose Worker Party. Fuck care you put how many PAP minister down there. 44% of Aljunied don't mind lose one Overseas Minister and two small minister. What that tell you? People not happy. People want more. People want MP that can do thing for them. They heng in Aljunied still got the woman MP like Cynthia Pua do her work or else die. I have many friend in Aljunied and they tell me they never see the General before. So have a big minister as my MP for fuck?
And Ang Mo Kio is the best! All the time walkover until WP send their Kamakazee team there. Six no-experience young punk fight the Small Dragon and can win until 33% of the vote there! Lim Boon Heng got say 85% win for Small Lee right? Hahahahahaha!!!! Where is your 85% now? 70 fucking percent also dun have! Still can say got mandate and got new young voter support. Just kena fuck backside by six virgin, support ki lan ah! AMK the 66.13% cannot even beat the average Singapore 66.6% score. Mandate ki lan ah!
I heard the Cheng San that side got help a bit. Cheng San people still never forgive PAP for 1997. You can chase away their Tang Liang Hong. You can swallow their Cheng San put inside Ang Mo Kio. But you cannot take away the toolan in their heart. This 33% is their present to you. This 33% is Cheng San middle finger give to PAP.
Friend just told me they arrest Gomez. Dunno true or not. Nabei election over liao so can start to bully people. You just see lah, your life will go back the same hell like before.
Actually the most big loser is not Opposition. They actually improve a lot, almost every place they fight the percent increase, PAP percent go down. Even Talk Cock Ling and his Self Destroy Party also can get 20%, quite good liao. No, the most big loser is Goh Choke Tong who kena send to become PAP Suicide Man. Send him go to Potong Pasir and Hougang and die. At least the Worker Party Suicide 6 go with nothing, come back with some result. Lau Goh go with his name and his million of carrot, come back with the million of carrot push up his kar chng by the people who support Chiam and Low. Somemore dunno how come this election, Lau Goh say so many stupid thing, like say bad thing about Chiam even make Chiam wife cry. Lau Lee and Small Lee lend him the knife by send him go to PP and Hougang, but Lau Goh ownself poke his own stomach. Small Lee not just fix opposition, also fix Lau Goh I think. Hahahahahaha!!!!
The other big loser is the cheebye Singapore newspaper like PAP Times and Mediacocksucker TV station like Channel News of PAP Only. After this election, no people want to believe you now. The internet show you all as Big Gahmen Running Dog. Maybe the auntie and the old man still will read you and believe you. But the new generation not just will read you less and less, and watch you less and less, they will never believe you fucker again.
Maybe Lau Goh can start new party, the Last-Time PAP party! Hahahahahaha!!!
Friday, May 05, 2006
Last day before voting, time to go Geylang and cheong - fuck first vote later!

And this one below Lawrence also send me! Hahahahahaha!!! Even people the fucking Election Lorry also got people do movie review ah!
The SDA Mobile Message Vehicle just pass by my block at Sengkang. I notice the difference with PAP is that the SDA people in the vehicle bother to wave non-stop at all residents peering from their house
But the PAP vehicle just drove by with the recorded message as per routine with no one waving. The PAP passenger just sat inside and read newspaper.
Talk about sincerity. Because of this, I am voting SDA.
The PAP fella must have thought it was a foregone conclusion and did not bother to do his job. Does he know the meaning of "Election Campaigning" ?
I also like the way Chiam See Tong whack the PAP back. Nabei! Say he is too old? Fuck you understand! He is Singapore Number One opposition man, tahan for more than 20 year! What he gain from all this? NOTHING! Cheebye Lancheow NOTHING! And you dare to say he too old? If he is too old, then what is Lau Lee and Selected President Narden? Those two is 80 plus liao, nobody say they too old. But Chiam is too old for Potong Pasir? Fucking hell.
And today, so coincidence! Front page is got Singtel give Singaporean Ang Pow also! Wah so good! Gahmen give us Progress Package, now the gahmen company also give! Announce on Friday newspaper front page, so coincidence hor!
My Malaysian friend say you Singapore gahmen is the Best in the World. Why? I ask him.
Your gahmen already more boleh than our gahmen. Make until give bribe for vote also become so high tech and legal! In Malaysia our politician still have to go to the village and give the cash. You Singapore people go to the ATM press a few time, and the bribe go into your bank! And somemore got name! Call Progress Package! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I think this time the Election is a SORRY ELECTION.
Got four politic party, three of them say sorry liao. First is SDP say sorry to Lau Lee and Small Lee. Then is Worker Party the Gomez say sorry. Then PAP the Small Lee also say sorry today for saying "fix". Only left SDA not yet say sorry. Hahahahahaha!!!
You know who is more SORRY? Raymond. Why?
PAP announce what $80 miilion dollar to give to Hougang if they choose the PAP man, and not Low. Raymond call me this morning and kow pei kow bu. He live in the walkover ward and he ask me Where they get that kind of money to give Opposition ward? We walkover get nothing, they Opposition get $80 million. I know earlier I move to Opposition HDB flat also! Fuck fuck fuck! Raymond say.
I also feel sorry for him hahahaha!!!
Lucky don't have so many Opposition ward. Wait they have to give $80 million to ALL OF THEM! Where that money will come from? Prime Minister also say he don't want so many Opposition or else he cannot do good job. Wait they oppose him how? So must be more of his people then he can do his job. Got more than 10 opposition he cannot.
Fuck lah, like this I also can be Prime Minister lah! Every time I want to pass one law, so convenient, all the man is my man. No need argue, no need convince. Make the policy is like Walkover style. Like so many of the election. Hahahahahahaha!!!!
I think this time PAP wrong pattern liao. Last time still got Chee Bye Suan be the bad guy, make the opposition look bad. Actually I believe he is Secret Gahmen Spy, plant inside the opposition party to explode them from inside.
But this year the election they sue him until bankrupt too early liao. So no more his monkey show to do. Left only the Not Gila Opposition like Low and Lau Chio Sylvia to show they are strong opposition. No Chee means no bad guy for them to attack, so they no choice attack the blur fuck like Gomes for his form. Gomes not like Chee, no kee seow enough. People see this new opposition is so steady and chai, they start to think, actually this few not bad. Maybe can vote them.
Even the PAP MP also think they good! You never hear meh? Mah Bow Tan he got say in his rally speech "请投我们反对党一票!"
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! What the fuck!!!
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Pua Cheebye!!! Got so many people go Worker Party photo ah!

Lawrence send me this photo. Nabei how come the newspaper never show this kind of photo!!!
I got to the sgrally there, I see some more photo. It is today one (wah people damn fucking fast send the photo to this sgrally, man). Wide angel one ok!

If you want to see the photo even bigger, just click on the picture can see more bigger!
Fucking hell, Singaporean must be damn toolan gahmen man.
I Vote for James Gomes that Cheebye Form be my MP
Monday, May 01, 2006
Singapore Election coming, time to fuck off from Australia

Lawrence send me some news about Singapore election, and got one opposition member photo he take from Sunday newspaper, look like from those bank camera.
I ask him, what happen? Opposition member rob bank is it? Opposition member grab the girl from the counter and rape her backside and fuck her mouth in the bank is it? Opposition member wear bomb on his body say want to kill all the people in the bank issit?
Actually the last one remind me of Chee Bye Suan, the SDP fella. He is like a opposition party terrorist. All the opposition member trying to win support, this fucker open his mouth and make the opposition all look like fucker. Want to die we die together!!! is what this Chee is like saying. I think the other opposition people also wish he go Australia and talk his cock here. You bankrupt already want to fly your japanese commit-suicide aeroplane and crash into PAP house, go and do it but don't ask other people fly with you. Other people is want to try and WIN election one, you koteh pooky. Maybe Chee is a spy send by gahmen to sabo opposition one.
So I ask Lawrence, what happen? This bank camera picture!!! Bank robbery ah?
No, he said. Got one Worker Party ah neh, James Goners he go the election department fill form, then blur fuck forget to submit. Later he say got submit, then the election department take out their office video tape to show him come to the office and forget to submit. So the PAP and their newspaper the Strait Time company all whack him say he not honest man, say Worker Party fucked up.
I check the headline of the newspaper on the internet, KNNBCCB!!!! Lawrence is right, his name James Goners all big big words in the front page for few day.
Fuck their mother backside lah! I thought the James fella commit what crime.
Forget to fill his form only what! The most can say he blur fuck. And never come out to say sorry is just stupid only what. In the end also say sorry liao.
But the PAP and the newspaper and TV all make him look like he rape his mother and sister and steal their money then go and take drug, and then fuck a dog, and then rob a bank and then kick a little girl until she die!!! What kind of fuck thing is this?
Please lah, gahmen got nothing better to whack is it? What national issue is this? They keep say the opposition never tackle national issue, now they themself got so much time to attack one blur fuck who submit form wrongly then never admit early enough.
You want to dig up people dirt also try to dig more dirty thing lah? Also not say the gahmen inside is 100% clean one. They just got more powerful vacuum cleaner, suck all their own people rubbish up faster. I dunno hear how many story of Gahmen people got affair, make mistake (some million dollar mistake also) and anyhow use their power. You think ALL of those early retire MP is because they so kind want to let new MP come in one ah?
Fuck you understand?
So how now? Look for Low Thia Kiang the libary book borrow already never return is it? Never return libary book is mean he cannot be trust mah! Or tell Singaporean that Sylvia Lim last time she park car never put coupon, then the parking auntie come then she run out to put. Aiyo! See that woman also cannot trust!
Fuck you understand?
Say that Sylvia Lim, my horse also stand. Lau Chio,. man that one, her neh neh damn the big! I sure vote her neh neh one! My horse also give her his vote. Two vote from me! Hahahahaha!!!! And two more vote from my balls to that Glenda Hand. Not bad lah, young and run pub one. Then run against Small Lee in AMK. Pretty and brave! I like.
Want to ask the real hard question, go and talk to that Joo Chiat PAP guy lah. Ask him how come Joo Chiat got so many massage health centre and prostitute. Now they come and say wah, see he so good, work with the Joo Chiat people clean up the place, from 10 massage centre to left only three. In the first place, this fucker MP there so long, who is the fucker let the problem become so big one? Now say he wipe up his own shit, is very hero. And Joo Chiat got less than three massage centre? Who believe? I cheong the bar there so many time, the massage girl and shop still there! The gahmen use blind people to count one ah?
I try to read the internet news website of Channel News Singapore (but not Strait Time one, because they charge money what the fuck who want to pay to read their shit). But the more I read the more I toolan. How come out of 10 news, 9 news is PAP one? And the 1 news of Opposition is say their bad thing? Might as well they call themself Channel News PAP!
And nabei, the Channel News Singapore camera spoil is it? How come the PAP rally no people come they can shoot until close close don't show all the crowd. Then the Opposition party rally got so many thousand people, their camera cannot do wide angel one? Fuck their mother backside ok? You think Singaporean is stupid one ah? Lawrence send me some photo of the rally of different party, nabei the opposition one so many people until the people have to stand in the road!
I think their boss, the gahmen, must have tell them, you fucker better don't show the opposition party got how many people, keep your lan cheow wide angel lens at home and shoot lesser opposition rally video the better, or else you all will kena backside buah gu yu!
I don't care you want to vote for PAP or Opposition Party or yourself, vote is belong to you one. You want to vote the super elite scholar PAP member who backside can come out one new lift for your house, vote him. You want to vote blur fuck opposition who cannot fill form, vote him. You want to vote steady lau cheow opposition like Low and Chiam, vote him. Vote is yours one. It is the only thing in Singapore that can still say is belong to yours one (your HDB flat also not belong to yours one).
But there must be fair. Gahmen already got their own blog called newspaper company and their own tv and radio to use. Their bank video camera is also for shoot opposition one. Other party must also have their chance. Cannot only fucking one side story.
Lucky this Lawrence send me one site call sgrally (is at the sgrally.blogspot.com), there got many video and sound file and photo for me to see. Thing you cannot see in the gahmen TV and gahmen newspaper. Good like this! Internet now make normal people become their own tv station and newspaper. It is my new favourite site man!
I hope more people send this sgrally guy more election video, I like to watch! If got video of Sylvia and Glenda and all the wear sexy kind of chio bu who attend rally one even better! My horse like! Hahahahahahaha!!!!