Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Nobody Bloggers start Association of Bloggers (Singapore)



Yesterday, Lawrence ask me, eh! Rockson! You never join the Association of Singapore Blogger ah?

I said, what cheebye association of Singapore blogger?

Then he show me the Today newspaper article and the website of their leader, some blogger call Jayne from some blog call EastCoastWife, that I never hear before.

(She is the long hair lau auntie in the centre of the photo.)

Who are these Nobody Blogger that nobody read, that come up this fucked up association and even dare to collect money to join their Nobody Club?

Even my hero, Cowboy Caleb never start a Association but he got many follower! If your blog is good, people will follow you. No need to start some association, register with gahmen as society, and give interview to newspaper to tell them you are there.

(I just realise Cowboy link to my twitter, wah!)

Another famous Singapore blogger, the long hair fat guy who don't look like he have sex before, Agar Agar Googah, he also say about this Association of Singapore Burger.

This kind of lancheow association is usually start by those blogger who tired of their blog read by only their mother, so want to become more famous.

Lawrence told me the president of this Singapore blogger association, Jayne, is a siao char bor who did not win some blogging award then now want to take revenge.

So it is not 10 Nobody Blogger Association but Association of 9 Nobody Blogger and 1 Siao Char Bor president.

Like that win already lor.

And they want to represent the Singapore blogging sphere.

Fuck you understand? You are not even got the power to represent my lumpar hair, understand? My lumpar hair can blog better than you, and got more readers!

These losers even give themselves tuaki title, like President, Vice President - Operations, Vice President - Membership, Marketing Director, Events Director.

KNN!

I, Rockson Tan, can also call myself President of Fuck Many Girl and Vice President of Biggest Horse in Blogging World, and start my own Association of Rockson Blog.

You can join for free, if you are hot sexy girl and member can ride my horse for free! Hahahahahaha!

100 comments:

Kevin said...

To quell a small Internet rumor, I'm not Rockson Tan. I wish I were, but judging from the action Rockson (and his lumpar hair) gets, I'm not even worthy *kao-tao*

Saint Splattergut said...

welcome back, welcome back.

:D

prudie said...

hee hee i wanna join as member, can?

rock on, rockson!

Cowboy Caleb said...

Now I also feel like forming my own association.

Anonymous said...

Later one of them(super like to sue one/tear people eh reputation down) send you lawyer letter leh...

Anyway, WELL SAID. wahahahaha

T T Durian said...

i only read your bolg cos i made you famous!

Takumi said...

number 7!

brennan said...

rockson ah, you make my day man. whatever lumpar blogger with wat fuck shit horse.

Anonymous said...

Don't get yourself sued... It's not worth it.

o m I e said...

hahaha... i salute your lumpar hair... very good post :-D

F¡яєвџяN said...

"My lumpar hair can blog better than you"..wtf haha!

Anonymous said...

Rockson,

You did not know that two of the members run one of the big blog network advertising agencies called Blog2u meh.

Anonymous said...

i vote rockson with best lumpur blog!
wahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Good to see you blocking...urgh blogging more regularly. Still the same Rockson with sidekick Lawrence. lol

Windows 7 Online said...

Hilarious post once again by Rockson

Anonymous said...

somemore all wear white.. want to project they also MIW??

Barffie said...

Cowboy Caleb ALREADY have your own Association what.

MBM said...

hahahahahaha .. gud one !! i like !!!

Rockson Fan said...

the legendary rockson horse is back! LOL

Anonymous said...

Doesn't it tell you who are they? They are the Pay And Pay association wearing white.hahahah

Bumblebuzz said...

Rockson, what are your views on the Civil Servant who spent $45000 just to learn cooking for a week ?

redbeanjon said...

rockson you best la! you form association i help you get member HAHAHA

*kowtows to Rockson's hair*

The Horny Bitch said...

Rockson, u still make me laugh after so long. Wat a nice feeling. =)

Plankton McPlank said...

Kampung spirit.

What the?

brennan said...

I posting here to get some traffic to my blog. I think this abs thing is stupid.

weekee said...

the president is connected with 2 others doing advertising. maybe it might take off :)

demonash said...

support support

Anonymous said...

join rockson better!!!!! rockson, u out of jail yet?!?!? if not how to start lumpar hair assocation!?!??

Anonymous said...

yalooooor, who wan to join dat stoooopid association!???

Chow Chong said...

Rockson, your LP hair is a lesser mortal than mine.

Anonymous said...

Rockson you cheesepie, this blog post bo ho chio leh...see lah, long time never post, lose touch liao...knn...blog more and bring back the gold Rockson of old...bring back the laughs again bro...

tiger4™ said...

gr8 to have you back. Never a dull post from you.

yamizi said...

You're back!!!

Happy Chinese New Year ah.

Anonymous said...

So lousy, only 30+ comments!!!

Wendy Neo Loves Rockson said...

Wendy Neo Loves Rockson!

Onlooker said...

LOL. very funny yet very apt.
Followed the link from Mr Wang.

Anonymous said...

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yamizi said...

Rockson,

Sin Nee Huat Cai!

Ox said...

Happy Lunar New Year!
I wish you will blog more often at this year!

Anonymous said...

i want to ride your horse.

Swiyana said...

I just formed the Association of Bloggers in South East Asia. Membership free and I'll even give an exclusive to ST.

tongtongchiang said...

Wow. so good to see you and your posts again. They always make my day.

Anonymous said...

rockson your post is so powerful!!!
http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_333353.html

Anonymous said...

Today's news: 8 of the 10 who joined are stepping down. So much for an association.

Anonymous said...

rockson is alvin of cowboycaleb right?

Anonymous said...

oh-oh real identity

Marshall Jones said...

It's just a link farm / extortion in disguise.

Ignore them and they'll go away. It's like signing up your website to a website guild and placing a badge on there. For the low low price of $99USD a year no less!

Anonymous said...

Eat shit and die bloggers. Go get a fucking life you bunch of wanking cocksucking layabouts.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

wtf?? blogging club...knn.. this bitch making a quick buck...and donno which cock will pay man...

rockson... fucking blog somemore...dont be lazy like our govt

mige said...

Finally u are back....

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whoa lockson! i thought you quit blogging nong nong ago alrdy, today suddenly thought of checking your blog again, surprise to see new posts!!! you were once my fav blogger! =)

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rock on!

Anonymous said...

not eastcoastwife...should be EatCockWife :)

Anonymous said...

Looking for PHoon Chee Yeong. Where 2 find him???

j.s. said...

one of the best posts ive ever read, really makes my day, rockson delivers!

eastcoastwife huge attention whore and blog more boring than fuck

PAP MATI said...

THE END (OF PAP) IS NEAR!

Anonymous said...

"Fuck you understand?" aiseh...his famous phrase is back already XD

suzzie09 said...

finally! its about time u showed up, big horse!!!!

Nonentity said...

F* you...i like~wink2*

Anonymous said...

wah welcome back! blog more! dont disappear again!!!!

carr said...

mr rockson,
why didn't you blog on the saf doctor who killed himself in melbourne?
we need to hear from you.

Anonymous said...

Chee Bye ...your Lumpar drop ah? Dare not to blog? Come here for some inspirations lah.

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Anonymous said...

Welcome back bro. We all miss your blog man!

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numbernine said...

you fucking cheebye getting lazy again never write fucking cheebye you...

numbernine said...

fucking cheebye lo, im so smart i should make my own blog instead of whining about not updating. I'm a whiner please someone kill me, im such a loser who only knows how to kill time by visiting random blogs.

Anonymous said...

the photo looks very pap -- white colour!

Valentina Chua said...

Update la cockson!!!
Like you said, Don't laSy like our gahmen leh!
Teehee. =8)

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bro said...

nice

Shawn said...

Reading Rockson's blog on this topic makes me so angry, because he speaks the truth. Look at these idiot singaporeans who can't blog for shit, and so form their own "official" association, giving themselves big names they didn't earn.

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Anonymous said...

KNN Rockson. Waited for so loooong now then you appeared in tweeu.

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Anonymous said...

F rockson..... writelah! miss you like hell man!

HDB said...

no comment for HDB suffers S$2b deficit?

Cowboy Beng said...

I posting here to get some traffic to my blog. I think this abs thing is stupid.

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Anonymous said...

Eh, you died ah? 1 year since your last post. Nabeh cheebye...

Anonymous said...

You are back with your crazy blog. I tot you are caught and thrown into jail.

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dblchin said...

blog more please rockcockster tan.

Anonymous said...

Don;t Just hide behind the computer screen , got balls show your face or video cam yourself upload to youtube .

The way you talk like a sissy tranvestite , everytime you scold i laugh and roll .

Anonymous said...

LOL rockson I enjoy reading your post and I agree with you about the singapore blog association they can suck on your popsicle and lick your candyfloss for all i care. Hahahs but in singapore to start a Society or association you need the three basic people: president, secretary and treasuer. So I guess they just renamed themself to something nicer Hahahs which I think they can fuk off and die -,-;;; why not name themselves: Senoir Lee, Boyboy Lee and Tin Peiling =DD

Anonymous said...

Rockson! You damn farny, lah! I read your blog and laugh until I lau jiow! If laugh anymore, my cheebye morh will get even more kew! Please write more, ok?

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