Wednesday, January 19, 2011

KNN, I make a YPAP Chairman of Toa Payoh angry



Just came back from chionging at St James Power Station and Lawrence told me the last few days got a lot of people talking about me and the Cheo Ming Shen guy who say Lee Kuan Yew is like Nelson Mandela.

I said Fuck you lah, where got? Then Lawrence (he sometimes help me read my Twitter because I got no time and he is also more techno than me) show me this link of Temasek Reveals, a famous internet website that talk about politics, like Strait Time, but without the carry PAP balls part (I like their sponsor advertisements the most, because got show many local chiobu to date).


Here is the headline:


Another website also got mention this on their Facebook page.

Nabei! I didn't know this cheebyekia is also Young PAP Chairman of Toa Payoh East! I only know he was boss of Muffnang, a internet company that sell blogger advertisement and internet banner to big company that dunno people don't click or look at banner anymore (at first I even thought it was sell cheebye one).

Fuck man, if I know he is YPAP, I won't anyhow call him cheebyekia on my Twitter lor.

PAP people is very powerful one, even the Young one. They can call their lawyer sue you, call ISD come and catch you, and even cassette you as politics association.

I heard from Lawrence that a guy call The Online Citizen just kena cassette by PAP (I think this website very powerful! One citizen can write so many thing!). When PAP give you the cassette, you must register then they tie the cassette tape around your lampa tight tight until you cannot breathe. Very painful, I heard. Don't ask me why PAP use cassette, nowadays we all use iPod already. My baobei car also no more cassette deck, only CD and mp3 player.

Fucking cheebye, if the Online Citizen he can kena cassette, then I also can kena cassette lor. I am just a Nobody Blogger who like to talk lancheow words and fuck gers! I heard politics association cannot take money from foreigner. This actually don't affect me so much. Normally is I give money to foreigner who show me her talent. Hahahahahahahaha!

KNN, it is very stupid of me to call a YPAP Chairman a cheebyekia like this. One day, he can become a Minister then hunt for me how? Somemore his kind is rich (he got $10000 to buy Lao Lee's new book with Lao Lee signature ok? I don't even have enough money to buy the normal No-Lao-Lee signature one lor!). And he is so young is already call himself a boss (his Twitter account, Lawrence told me, is @bossming), and is those win Young Enterporner award kind of boss ok?

I should have know he is a very powerful man from his photo, who show his special guitars and got his own rubber chicken. Here is another photo of this powerful man doing busy things on his powerful computer!


And I heard he have many friend like MP Josephine Teo because I heard he help her in the Meet the Peoples session!


Actually talk about Josephine Teo, I think she is one of the most chiobu PAP MP around. Not the usual fat and ugly fuckface woman they usually find. She is a General in the NTUC somemore. I will Upturn her Downturn any time, man! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Maybe I should try to be a better Online Citizen and help at those PAP event. Can go and tell the resident their MP is coming please open the door, can make friend with chiobu MP like Josephine, and maybe one day can ride a big minister to win a GRC!

KNN, my Horse is so big, can win a GRC all by himself, I think! Hahahahahahahaahahaha!

68 comments:

Anonymous said...

ROCKSON I WANNA SUCK YOUR HORSE COCK!!!

MystiKaL said...

epic dude.. EPIC

Anonymous said...

You sir are a troll god!

Anonymous said...

Brudder,

Tok kong lah.

Limpeh suckport you lah.

Anonymous said...

steady rah brudder! that fark face self-pwn cb kia really flush himself down the toilet bowl hahaha!

Anonymous said...

eh.. why the YPAP guy choking his rubber chicken?

Anonymous said...

KNN,Talk Cock KING RockSon is back afer kena fucked hard,hard,very hard by one London School of econiomists

Rockson,dont any how fuck people lah,just TKSS,then no trouble leh,if u want fuck,must do background check fist,big boss LKY did teach u in army meh?

KNN,KNN,KNN,KNN,KNN

c.c respectable Mr Cheo-YPAP chief

Anonymous said...

you are good man!
si beh ho leh

Anonymous said...

Great reply, brudder. U showed us this "true colours"

Anonymous said...

boss, time to create a hate page for Mr YPAP!! Many people and I will support you!!

Anonymous said...

ROCKSON, YOU ARE MY ROCKSTAR!!!

Anonymous said...

Superstar! A million votes for you if you run for GE hehe!

ah-huey said...

steady bo peep peep.. i say hor - you got more class, dun waste time 2 hrs throw tantrum - go party better!

Anonymous said...

CHOKE YOUR RUBBER CHICKEN STILL LOSE TO ROCKSON HORSE HOR

Anonymous said...

Rockson I'm in love with you!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna see your talent!!!

dblchin (double chin) said...

Rockson u si bei funny until I duno what to say.

now everyone is talking about ur horse.

Anonymous said...

YOU ROCK!

Anonymous said...

It is not Temasek Reveals man it is Trash Review, a blog by ex-Singaporeans who are PR in other countries but don't want others to be PR in their own country...

Anonymous said...

You crack me up. I'm convinced there's an Oxbridge graduate with immaculate English behind the vulgarity and Singlish. I don't know what makes me laugh more - the posts or that (some) people are taking them so seriously.

Nice job on the YPAP chairman.

Kojakbt said...

bro, if you don't mind, can I publish this online at other sites too? :)

Anyway, lov your style of blogging... a bit "chor" but to the point... HAHA!

If got time, come to 3in1kopitiam.com to lim kopi with the bros :)

Anonymous said...

Good job bringing down that young pap cock sucker. I wish LKY is like Nelson Mandela though and hope LKY get thrown into jail.

Anonymous said...

Love your blog. More to come please. Excellent bait on the PAP fellow. Did not know he was that stupid to fall in hook line and sinker. If you run for election, I surely vote you.

You Rock Man!!

Another Gay Blogger said...

Rockson... what's with the gay leafy background theme on your blog, dude?

Anonymous said...

NABEI LAH Rockson

now PLP carry ball liao lah

stop carring ball lah

i read the latest post. like PLP

Anonymous said...

haha rockson you usually like to fuck chiobu, but this time a CHEObu kena fuck hard hard by you!

Felix Lim said...

Bro why the cb kia so worked up?

Anonymous said...

You're OUR HERO ! Long Live Rockson !

Anonymous said...

I couldn't find a google translation for this page?

Anonymous said...

TROLL VICTORY!!!!!

Anonymous said...

ur gun bery big ! lim pey cum here to lend u some sarpork sarpork. wack tat cb kia jialt jialat.

Jason said...

Rockson if you wrote a book and signed it....I will pay $10,000 for it...ha ha ha damn funny one!

Anonymous said...

Your blog most epic.. please blog more :)

Anonymous said...

Hahaha.. Yeah! That fucking Muffnang. Steal people's money only. Charge so much but no one click the banners. I hope they go bankrupt!

Anonymous said...

You are right, LKY is nothing like Mandela, he is more like Mugabe, or that guy who still holding on to his throne in Ivory Coast.

Uni Admin said...

rockson takes YPAP's Muffnangbossming to school in a major way

rockson, you should send Ming your home address so he can mail you a cheque for his tuition fees.

he might still need remedial lessons for history class though, as it seems he still does not get the idiocy of comparing LKY to Mandela.

Anonymous said...

YPAP gum lan. Want to suck LKY's cock

Way to go, rockson!!!

Anonymous said...

Epic win!!!

Anonymous said...

this guy is the cousin of the chiobu blogger - arissa cheo...

http://twitter.com/arissacheo

Anonymous said...

you print hard horse i buy lah. must be a better read than hard truths. make sure yours is on real life, not the other on reel life. hahahaha

Rock Fans said...

support you lar ~!

rockson the best.

If you compete in General Erection, i sure vote for you and your 'hard' horse.

Anonymous said...

Rockson ...... u are back !
saw the news on asiaone .....good !

Anonymous said...

well done bro!!! Shows the true color of YPAP and PAP

Anonymous said...

Seriously, u did great. Kudos to you bro. :)

Anonymous said...

Ur ahlian ex gf turn spg sarpork him wor!!!

Being in the govt means cannot use vulgarities? Why, coz using the word “fuck” will lower your intellect, drive and love for your country?
http://twitter.com/Xiaxue/status/27753679352242176

Who cares if he has a temper? Fact remains @bossming created jobs for many, and gave so many bloggers their career. We are grateful.
http://twitter.com/Xiaxue/status/27754417960787968

Anonymous said...

Full steam ahead, the battle against the PAP dogs must be waged online and overseas when they are most vulnerable.

Cast the vote to opposition whenever you are in Singapore or overseas.

Liberate Singapore from the PAP dogs.

Anonymous said...

the nation builder press had the book launch last night. suppose those who paid 10k will go on stage to receive 'hard truths' from the old man.
anyone got pic of the cbk or not?

Anonymous said...

I saw this wendy neo http://www.youtube.com/user/wendyneo#p/u/2/9pRCnO8rbJI from the nobody blooger post comments. Kinda sad, many of us are patriots and wish more would love our country to stop it from being ruin further. wendy neo fire-fighting, kenna attacked by many pap dogs. i wish her the courage to continue her good work, to let more know the truths. the truths are out there people, if only you bother to care. if only people would be more far-sighted, to care where they and their children are heading. sigh.

Anonymous said...

I love you Rockson Tan, I really do. You are a STAR. Would you please, please blog more often.

Anonymous said...

Eh rockson! Everytime you write liedis you damn turn me
on sial! I got want to ride your big horse leh!!! Sexy sial you! Eh you call Lawrence also lah, i sure can confirm ride two horse together one!

You also damn good lah make that knnbccb ypap ball licker kena expose his true colours! If i am nelson mandela i sure feel insulted one.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE YOU!! WO AI NI!!

Anonymous said...

lookin g for Poon Chee Honk!!!! Any1 knows where he is????? thanks in advance!!

Anonymous said...

SWEE LARRR!!! U SIBEI TOKONG LAR!! SARPORK U ALL THE WAY!!!

Wendy said...

Rockson, write something about this poor LCP Eugin Wee Yong Choon leh! He poor thing: KENA CONNED TO DO NS!!!!!

Wendy said...

So angry for what?

Lai Lai Lai, relec a bit and watch some old SBC air force fighter planes propaganda.

Nice hor! Watch already I want to become a YPAP chairman too :)

Wendy said...

Anon of Saturday, January 22, 2011 8:37:00 PM,
You talking about me? Muack! I am soooo happy when people talk about me :) Especially when they talk about my work rather than my looks! But seriously hor, I think I also look quite chio leh ;) Click on my name and tell me if you guys think so?

Love
Wendy

Anonymous said...

Rockson you are da man. Toilet humour at its best!!! haha

Anonymous said...

http://cherry-lovelove.blogspot.com/2011/01/current-affairs.html

Anonymous said...

That was so funny :)

Anonymous said...

FUNNY AS HELL!

This C***BYE KIA GOT PWNED.

Sorry.. I really have not say that private anatomy since I left Army 10yrs ago.... BUT ... really can't make it! ... What cock ass arrogance...

Anonymous said...

election coming rockson, your horse lend support to who?

新谣 said...

别生气!别生气!
听听歌,消消气。
只有妳能完成我的歌!

Anonymous said...

The hyperbolic, overdone Singlish is a front, right ? Not that I'm judging though - just curious. Your blog is quite the exercise in subversive absurdity.

Good job.

Anonymous said...

To the creator of the Rockson persona: Your writing style isn't the same as before. Brush up on your vulgarities, or else it might give you away. Haha. I love how you connect with us 'heartlanders' with this approach.

Anonymous said...

CB Kia kena pawned. So stupid. Hahahaha.

Anonymous said...

clearly you look at banners/online advertisements? you even have one as an example in this very post! HHAHAHAHHAHA fucking ingrate. Don't like the ruling, get the fuck outta singapore!

Anonymous said...

btw her pic is kinda photoshopped, srsly.

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