Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Who is running Singapore Flyer? Fucking monkeys, is it?

Cheebye lah! 173 people for six fucking hour stuck in the Singapore Flyer! These people got no SOP to save people one is it?


This kind of expensive merry-go-round can so easy spoil, spoil until cannot move for so many hour.


Maybe they want to give their customer more ride for their money. Maybe they think, customer pay so much to sit inside the lan cheow wheel, maybe can give them more excitement, let them kena trap for six hour, then give them rope to climb down.


I think they should give the Singapore Flyer new name, call Singapore Fucked Up Flyer. Merry-go-round in those cheapo fun fair run by Ah Beng and Ah Pek also more safe than them, man.


Now the whole world is laughing at this Singapore icon, even got England newspaper call Guardian say can make disaster movie. Whole world news talk about the six hour break down, like New Zealand (the country where people fuck sheep), England, and Canada (they are in America but Obama is not their President). And even International Harold Tribune (I don't know what country is Harold).


FUCKING LAU KUI MAN!!!!


I think the Singapore Fucked Up Flyer CEO should go and put his head inside his toilet bowl and flush his fucking lan cheow brain away.


No fucking SOP, no fucking rescue plan, no fucking toilet plan, nothing.


People stuck inside so long, even have to pang jio inside a fucking plastic bag! Not even Singapore Flyer plastic bag! It is some NTUC plastic bag they bring themself.


I think the next year F1 night race better we put one big cloth to cover this fucking fail merry-go-round. Don't let the world see it, wait they remember how fucked up the safety system is.


The Singapore Fucked Up Flyer people got time to make the wheel turn the other way because want to change the view and want to better feng shui, but cannot make sure the fucking wheel won't break down.


The Singapore newspaper also fucked up. Must try to cover the Flyer Fuck Up. Try to make the accident look nicer. Only you go to other news website then can see how scared people who kena stuck look, and only go other site then got photo of people going hospital. Cannot trust Singapore newspaper and tv one. Only know how to lick government balls.


Should put all the Singapore tv and newspaper company inside the Singapore Flyer and switch it off. Let them kena stuck inside for a few years. Don't give them food and water, and make them pee in their own plastic bag.


That is the best use of the Singapore Fucked Up Flyer.

89 comments:

Anonymous said...

First!

Hell Yeah! You are back! We should call that thing the Singapore non-Flyer!

Smiley said...

Second to comment lawl.

redbeanjon said...

when you link your updated blog to twitter, the link is shortened using an external service called "TinyURL", because there is a limit to the characters that you can twitter. your blog address would already take up a significant amount of that characters, so they shorten it for you.

Da Froggie said...

Complacency at its best. No rescue plan, measures, etc. Why?

Anyway, so gud to see yew back, Rockson. Rock on...

Anonymous said...

the sph guys are part of the establishment. You don't know meh? Even the lemon lim has to shield under the censorship of sph for sprouting the 8.5% gst in exchange for free transport. You don't know meh?

Anonymous said...

knn rockson,
can you tell us wat hv u been doing the last 1 yr?

Anonymous said...

Welcome back Rockson! Please blog more ya.......

woofoo said...

Top ten.

Rockson blog ah? Sure or not him? So long orredy scully account kanna hack..

Anonymous said...

Or economy bad and rockson got fired so got time to blog again..

Anonymous said...

KNN ROCKSON, FINALLY BACK AFTER SO LONG!

Harmony said...

hmmm,its been a year

Hello Kitty said...

Hey Rockson, long time no see! I am the pretty girlfriend that you have been searching for. Don't make me miss you again!

Anonymous said...

Yea ur darn right, screw those PAP monkeys!!

BenTalk (秋風) said...

because flyer is managed by "elites" chosen by "elites". Lasttime the cable car took 7 hours to get them rescued. Now 6 hours only. Bteer lah. So next time will be 5 hours... 4 hours... hehe. "Elites" need to think how to rescue. They don't approve for the expert to do rescur immediately. The flyer managment also never report immediately to police. They should be sacked. No transparency at all. Worst than China Sichuan Earthewuake. They are more transparency.

Maxibon said...

this has gotta be one of the best posts of the year. lol

Anonymous said...

sure this is Rockson or not? Likely some kid hack his account & blog under his name

malay bloke said...

welcome back dude!!~

Anonymous said...

woah rockson is back for good?

MisSyBitChyMaMa said...

first generation, nid to improvise further. no blame them......

Benjy said...

Glad you are back. Missed your POV.

Anonymous said...

www.sammyboy.com

coffee shop welcome you back lah. You are featured there as well.

Anonymous said...

For best uncensored news on Singapore visit www.sammyboy.com or click on link below.

http://www.sammyboy.com/forumdisplay.php?s=99377e6bb5bf92ed65539d6a32928e6e&f=2

BB said...

LOL

"I think the Singapore Fucked Up Flyer CEO should go and put his head inside his toilet bowl and flush his fucking lan cheow brain away."

Is this the "Royal Flush"???

Anonymous said...

Rockson, don't tell me your next blog will be in december 2009!!!

Anonymous said...

i think we call it SINGAPORE FAILURE lah!!! the name very the fitting mah! From FLYER to FAILURE!!! nabey, this one ah, all the whole world also laugh at us.

last time the malaysia make the ferris wheel, we laugh at them because the technology not cheem like the Flyer. is only use the simple ferris wheel technology like fun fair like that.

then now the Flyer become FAILURE, where to put our face sial!!! paiseh lah!!! Rockson is right, the ah pek ah chek ferris wheel at fun fair is more safe than the FAILURE. KNNBCCB, make us malu donno where to put our face.

i want to send postcard to my fling in London also i must think twice, because the postcard got put the picture of the FAILURE. if i want to buy new postcard, nabey, i must spend another 2 dollars. nabey lah! donno next month i kena fire or not because of recession, then must spend more money of new postcard with no picture of the FAILURE! KNNBCCB!!!

i think i go ask my primary school brother if got liquid paper or not, i want to blankco over the SINGAPORE FAILURE and send the post card to my chio-boo in London.

CB this failure, make many pple laugh at us!!!

Harold Lee said...

I think you should be ashamed of yourself - Rockson whoever you are or the name you are hiding behind. Yes the Flyer stoppage is a major failure and a major embarassment, but for a Singaporean to talk, think and write such indecent rubbish is more of a major embarassment. I am on home leave from HK and I cringe everytime I read some poorly written crap. It give the workd the impression that there are only monkeys writing gibberish and vulgarity. Grow up, boy. Do something worthwhile and decent in your life, rather than just hide behind a blog and shoot crap.

And for all the others, who vicariously cheer him along, grow up too. Try working in some foreign country and learn to realsie how fortunate you have been at home,irrespective of the imperfections and screw-ups we have here.

Harold Lee

Anonymous said...

Well said Rockson. you're obviously an expert on public safety and evacuations and how to deal with a crisis! ( and if you just heard a whosh sound, it was the sound of sarcasm going above your head and IQ). We're the poeple ever in danger? No. Were they rescued. Yes ...was anybody hurt NO . Get yer facts straight and in a row before you spout rubbish high lighted with profanity.

I do hope you get stuck in a similar situation and then wonder why the rescuers take so much time in checking and double checking the safety of each individual before the resuce. Of course you'd be a super hero and jump straight out LOL :-)

Take care

Anonymous said...

And rockson now that the matter is being handled by the ministry of home affairs do yo honestly think they dont know who you are ?? Not to mention your little following of like minded ( no disrespect to people who actually have mind) little muppets. No mate you just blog on !!! i just hope you have the same amount of english and chinese profanity to shout at the people who knock on your door , but i very much doubt it. Because typically those with the loudest mouths when it's behind a keyboard concentrate on wetting themselves when they have to justify their statements. Again take care and good luck.

kopi-kia said...

Walau-wey,waiting 4 so long until my ang-koon oso long long one 4 u 2 updating your block. Mebbe must waiting 4 another more bigger disaster 2 happening again in singkahpoh 2 making u 2 blocking again.

Luckily got no 1 lau-sai or mati up there! If not then singkahpoh can attracting more peeple to the latest new tourist attraction in time for happy new year. Cheng cheng cheng! Take the ghost flyer 4 the fright of your life! Hahaha!

Anonymous said...

eh this harold lee fella sound like he kena inducted by the singapore-scholar-gifted-programme like that. very patriotic leh! exactly sound the same like the red-necks in texas who support Bush go and kill the women and chewren in Iraq. wah piang, these kind of people damn dangerous for humanity and sanity leh.
i scared of these kind of people.

sincerely,
better-hide-my-identity-or-else-these-kinda-of-people-will-catch-me-and-silence-me-because-they-cannot-accept-what-we-say

Hello Kitty said...

who cares abt sum idiotic gahmen lackeys.

一只哈巴狗
坐在大门口
两眼黑呦呦
想吃肉骨头
一只哈巴狗
吃完肉骨头
尾巴摇一摇
向我点点头

J said...

Harold feels that he is the only guy who went overseas to work. The rest are ignorant on the world issues.

We don't need your comments here, snob.

Anonymous said...

OMG!!!!!
you're back, you're back, you're back!!!!
where have you been?????
we (I) miss you........
*stalker alert*

Anonymous said...

To Harold:

I have lived and worked in Australia for many years, and believe it or not, I believe Rockson has the brains and balls to lead Singapore. He is just what Singapore needs, a fearless non-puppet.

Not like the expensive, brainless monkeys that we have all been believing in when we were growing up in Singapore. I don't appreciate everything in Singapore because everyting was shit. And I meant EVERYTHING. Wage level, prices of houses and cars, jobs and scholarships going to foreigners. etc.

We should never thank the government for all the progress it made. Why? There's so many poor people in Singapore now, and the wealth is not distributed properly and the system is screwed. A good example is, wage levels are still the same 10-15 years ago - that is all so fucked. And if the government screws up on any issue, the newspapers will not report much on it, and will never blow it up! When opposition Gomez forgot to submit a form, there you go, you have all the news on it, even CCTV footage also got!

So if Singapore goes back to the kampong days, undeveloped, it would have been better for everyone, right? A carefree and poor life would be better than the regimented, poor life now, wouldn't it?

Yes his English is shit. But that is his style, and is what people want to read and laugh on for. It doesn't matter if Rockson can speak good english or not - we are all here for his jokes and serious slamming of the monkeys. Everyone also suspects if Rockson is blogging on bad English on purpose, but that's not the point.

Harold, if you don't like reading such 'crap', you can always read the Straits Times, even online too, if you're overseas. You don't have to read blogs like Rockson's, you can also go to the PAP website if you want to read more for your own good.

And lastly Harold, if everyone in Singapore had the chance to go overseas to work and live, I think Singapore will be very, very empty once they discover that one can actually own a house, and several cars by just having an average job in Australia for example. Forget the COE, HDB, ERP, GST, MRT, NSF, bullshit altogether.

Someone Sad For Singapore

JackFrost said...

call it SINGAPORE FLY-YOUR-AEROPLANE-YER!

numbernine said...

You all critics of Harold Lee are a fucking embarrassment to Singaporeans. Harold is another form of the name Harry, in other words, Harold Lee is a parody of Lee Kuan Yew. Therefore the writer does not mean what he says but he's being sarcastic.

I am ashamed that Singaporeans can be so thick.

Anonymous said...

I sent a feedback prior to the opening of the Singapore Flyer, asking them to charge Singaporean lower rate that others. But they insisted on single pricing, which is too high for commoner like us.

Well, this is call retribution, trying to suck local money. Same as Sentonsa, when they wanted to suck local money, what happened? Everything went down the drain. It only picked up when they had finally decided to charge local at a lower rate....

Remember, what is yours, is yours. Else, something is bound to happen and this has happened to our dear Singapore Flyer

StupidretardNine said...

numbernine, u can go fuck urself with that freaking stupid comment. Harol Lee is a what? If u can interpret so well its as good as saying.

Numbernine is a parody of 999 which is the number to our local police station and u are only trying to demoralise people by deeming one person to Singaporeans to find an excuse to scold so that u can prevent people from commenting in the future.

numbernine, dont freaking assume stuff and have such a weak point of argument. Scolding Singaporeans thick over one person's post, really, please grow a brain.

PS, im only a kid, and if i can sense that u're stupid, u should do some self reflection.

Anonymous said...

When the flyer break down the first time, the authorities should already be informed and do checks and testing to remove such occurances and a SOP for such incidents be in place then. Why have it happened 3 times in a row in a short period of less than 1 year. Where is the SOP? Singapore is famous for its' efficiency and systematic policies. Why is there a laspe here? The relevant authorities should implement a fine for delay or disruption to service by the singapore flyers like they did for MRT systems.

Hello Kitty said...

numbernine is another dumb ass who thinks that harry lee had ever worked in hong kong.

Anonymous said...

check out their FAQs :

http://www.singaporeflyer.com/en/latest-announcements/faqs-on-wheel-stoppage.html

KH said...

Rockson, you are one of the rare bloggers who can vomit so much crap about anything and yet people still love you. You are so funny that no one can argue with you like they do in all other stupid and meaningless blogs that criticise the govt all day long. Keep this up and you'll become a legend. Or at least in my heart. =)

Anonymous said...

God u ppl kept gg WHERE IS THE SOP?SOP!SOP!
what kinda SOP u looking at? why dont u crackheads suggest the perfect SOP then?? there was a short circuit. no electricty= stationary wheel. so while waiting for it to be repaired, how else could the victims be let out other than rappeled to e ground? what do u suggest? parachutes? and land on the highways? FYI majority of the victims were actually thanking the staff by the end of the day after the service recovery and stuff and the few ones making an arse out of themselves were the young "educated" locals.

Anonymous said...

and to KH

oh pls. check out bytemuncher.blogspot.com

he's got more backbone and manliness than this guy. this guy is nothing. at least bytemuncher gives constructive criticisms.

numbernine said...

One of you say that you are just a kid - well of course, I should have known that but even by those lower standards you are not that smart. I am insulting a few people, not just you.

And should I point out that people who work in Hong Kong can also satirise LKY? I shouldn't have to but you should not assume that obvious things are obvious to Singaporeans.

Rockson is great guy. Some people have suggested that he is not an ah beng, merely somebody who gives a good impression of being one. That's good enough. For me it is not the intellectual content of his postings but the mere fact that he's such a great actor.

Hello Kitty said...

yayaya, harold lee is harry lee; u tink got moustache one all my father ah.

what a smart aleck. kiang can oladi, no nit to geh kiang. *pui*

Buzzbee said...

Let's call for a celebration ! Rockson is back !

Insulted said...

numbernine,

u seem really disgusted being near/with singaporeans don't you?, what gave u the rights to insult someone over a mere post? You think u know the person inside out from ONE damn post{fuckyou}? Isn't it not okay to share their views? At most just argue with them, whats with the insults?

What u say in ur post are just possibilities, its not a fact and would never be unless Mr Harol himself says it himself. There is a chance where he's not doing a parody of LKY. SO please, just because u're good in english and are of a standard of analysing skill,u shouldnt act like you're GOD u damn elite.

Anonymous said...

To numbernine,

You're the worst embarrassment to Singaporeans, together with the white monkeys.

We Singaporeans wouldn't want to have anything to do with you.

Someone Sad for Singapore

Siao cheebye said...

I really puzzled...

I really saw someone in the world, in this blog who can spit so much craps which is often considered disgusting, yet recive so much support by ppl who read? And any criticism will immediately backlash by readers/supporters.

Rockson Tan, you have created legend, miricles better than any people whom i ever met. Be them any bloggers, celebrities or any other politicians around the world!

Salute to you,

Siao Cheebye

Hello Kitty said...

Crazy Anonymous. Why should we think of a SOP for them when we're not being paid to do so.

I don't think you'll work for free, right?

numbernine said...

Limpeh is not ashamed of Singaporeans. Only the ones who act stupid, only the ones where I out of the kindness of my heart I point out their mistake so they will not be further embarrassed, they still persist on making the same mistake, and they still bite the hand that feeds them.

But in general I have nothing but contempt for the anti- intellectual culture that these people espouse. It is very strange because these people here are the same people who are scolding the elites for being stupid. I agree that in this case the elites are being stupid. But after that somebody called me an elite (which I am not) and accused me of being clever. You can't be stupid and you can't be clever - what the fuck do you want me to do?

So these people are even more elite than the elites: even as the elites do not have the right to be stupid, they are completely right even though they are stupid.

I pui on you. I pui on all of you.

Anonymous said...

New Year le! Don't argue! Listen to nice song, k? Very nice de

Insulted said...

number-nine


U pui on all of us, u think we let u pui? we pui on u la _|_. Lmao. Trying to be rockson? "limpei?" are u some fat guy behind a screen?

U say Anti-intelluctal culture? It's those people who really know the true meaning what life is. U think rich people with brains like urs will have time for families? friends? fuck i dont think so. Friends will be those after ur cash. Family members will be neglected becos of work.

What the fuck are u to group people stupid? However strong something is, there's bound to be a weakness. Everyone is equal, its just that they do not have the opportunity u have.

True that some people may not be smart enough to understand what the government is doing, they have their reasons.

Shitheads like urself that dont understand what hardship these "low intelluctual people" have to go through. U shitheads are the stupid ones, go form a society to fight urself.


This is why proud fucks like urself should be the ones that requires a makeover, instead of accusing everything else but urself to be the problem.


And to add on, you're really not answering the anything with that stupid post.
"QUOTE"
[You all critics of Harold Lee are a fucking embarrassment to Singaporeans. Harold is another form of the name Harry, in other words, Harold Lee is a parody of Lee Kuan Yew. Therefore the writer does not mean what he says but he's being sarcastic.]

Out of kindness point out their mistake and spit on them. Hmm really good deed u have done there. Good job, keep it up. U're not an elite.

Anonymous said...

[just because u're good in english and are of a standard of analysing skill]=clever?,[u shouldnt act like you're GOD u damn elite.]= stupid?
Then u continue on with elites and stupid CRAP,TOTALLY CRAP STUFFS.

fucking bad reading man, do some O level comprehensions.

So u're not an elite and u're dreaming for a more intellectual culture in sg. Interesting..

I pui on u, we all pui on u.

PS If u fucking wake up, noone is siding u. If i were u, i would quit posting anymore comments.

Hello Kitty said...

No, you've got it all wrong. No one implied that you're smart. Get this clear - you are geh kiang.

Anonymous said...

who asked u to work for flyer,crackhead?
i was just sayin instead of condemning and complaining like an imbecilefuck why dont yall provide some constructive criticism. thatd up your maturity and intellect by a margin.

Anonymous said...

yala u very smart la, u start giving constructive comments loh. only know how to scold people. ur comment also so complaining and whining, u must hate urself lmao.

numbernine said...

Limpeh will say what he want however he want to say it. Benglish, queens English. Sometimes a sentence of English, no grammar mistakes, will come out of my mouth by accident. I can't help it. Is it my fault?

Is it my fault that I will sometimes use logic to show that I am right?

Is it my fault that suddenly people are writing long GP essays in response to only me?

Sometimes I wonder: what does the flyer mean to ordinary Singaporeans? Are they going to be happy when it succeeds, or are they going to be disappointed? Are they going to be happy when it cocks up, or are they going to be disappointed? If people do not give a shit if it succeeds, why do they suddenly give a shit when it fails?

But all this is too complicated for even grammatical people like me. At the end of the day, I only want to know one thing.

Why are there suddenly so many people sucking my balls and where have they all come from?

Anonymous said...

no i dont hate myself. i just hate stupid uncultured and arrogant chinks like you.

streetcondor said...

heeee u r bak good. but somebody call u chink he must be some trash or pudek lah
rocksonROCKS welcome bak

Anonymous said...

streetcondom
chink wasnt referrin to e author of e blog. that was meant for hellofuckkitty. so im a malay trash,my boyfriend is a chink but not a "stupid,uncultured,arrogant chink" *coughs* hellofuckkitty

Anonymous said...

numbernine,

once again not responding to our post and making assumptions. such a flawed argument.

since u say "Limpeh will say what he want however he want to say it." why cant other people express as they wish? same theory? different?

u want to know so many people are sucking ur balls? cos u think too highly of urself, the only person sucking ur balls is ur mum.

Anonymous said...

Com'on guys...we are in this site to support Rockson. If you are not, then don come here

Pls stop the arguement.

Anonymous said...

CB U FUCKING FUNNY
I WILL FUCKING PAY YOU TO BLOG
KNNCBB

MisSyBitChyMaMa said...

He stop blogging agn .. zzzzz...

Anonymous said...

Welcome back Rockson.

Nabei, I thought u gena chop by someone, die already, that's y neber update.

But, limpeh glad u back lah. Rock On!!!!

numbernine said...

Think that until Rockson comes back and post in 2010 I will be the resident troll here for a while.

I think highly of myself! Rockson also think highly of himself but nobody hoot him for that!

Its not that limpeh dowan to answer to your post. Its that your post give me a headache to think down to your level of understanding.

Now I give you permission to stop sucking me for a little while so that you can formulate a response.

Anonymous said...

Well, its not that nobody wants to hoot him for that, comparing u and him. U are way worst, which is not a compliment btw. From the way u write, u make huge assumptions just because one or a small minority that did it, u put things into the majority. After that, u praise urself and closes the message with an insult.

Who wouldnt get mad?

And even if my posts maybe of"low level", anybody would be able to reply it. Question me la, if u're a lawyer with a case, u like that reply to the judge. Might as well not talk?

prudie said...

missed u, man..keep bloggin' we luv ya!

prudie said...

we also miss your 'horse' stories le :)

numbernine said...

Limpeh look you no up because you cannot understand simple English.

"You all critics of Harold Lee are a fucking embarrassment to Singaporeans."

Am I scolding all Singaporeans? No. But I am not happy that people are going to drop by and see a few Singaporeans being stupid, and conclude that all Singaporeans are stupid. I am scolding a minority of them, but enough of a minority that there are 4 comments in a row which took Harold Lee at face value.

I said, "I am ashamed that Singaporeans can be so thick".

There is a huge difference between this and "I am ashamed that Singaporeans are so thick". In the first instance, I am saying that SOME Singaporeans are stupid. In the second instance, I am saying that ALL Singaporeans are so stupid.

I know that the blog of the most famous ah beng in Singapore is hardly the most suitable place to be discussing Engrish grammar. But right now there is a puddle of blood on the floor in front of me because I am dealing with a bunch of idiots who make me toh hwek.

Are there any more of my fans out there? I want to be feeling the love from you from all sides.

Anonymous said...

numbernine


"Are there any more of my fans out there? I want to be feeling the love from you from all sides."


did you ask this question?
you must be either:-


1. very blind
2. think too highly of yourself
3. overly "smart" that your brains got fried and died
4. you're just purely fcked up
OR
5. all of the above


fans of yours out there? where? hell? or Tanglin Special School? i reckoned that they've must SMARTER taste to worship yet another living thing than you this creature, who's trying to make yourself a nuisance and succeed in doing so.



oh.. perhaps, just perhaps after your death, you might.. MIGHT only.. get more fans.



or are you trying to get paper fans?




dream on.. till your next life.
appreciate if you could just f off and die, noone would even care.
they will just cheer.


yours truly
HH

Anonymous said...

numbernine


your mama never teach you not to lie?
your mama never teach you must have good manners?
limpeh limpeh..
limp your mofo peh!


use ur brain dont use your leg to think.
are you a cripple or retard?


damn, you must be both.
hahahhahaa.
shut up and suck on your own balls.
i make sure i'll burn more money for you this year lunar 7th mth.


this aint a place for you.
now go back to where you belong.

Anonymous said...

wah cheebye you give lawrence your password ah

Anonymous said...

askin tt joker to go back to wer he belong is not gud enuf.

i tink he still dun understand tt wen a person is dumb, it's incurable. so yea, we gotta give him e benefits o e doubt tt he's beyond cure.

pple blog abt flyer here, tis joker can switch topic n tok abt himself. totally no link. sighz. wad's wrong wit these pple nowadays??

Anonymous said...

apparently, he grew up eating shit..

Anonymous said...

"You all critics of Harold Lee are a fucking embarrassment to Singaporeans."

Generally from his post, most of us would be pissed off since he was refering to us singaporean supporters of rockson. Then u came up with a stupid hypothesis saying that harol lee=a joke on lee kuan yew and thus saying
""You all critics of Harold Lee are a fucking embarrassment to Singaporeans."

So, that would explain why there's a difference in ur "ALL" and "SOME". And ur "some" would be aiming us majority.

So stop acting like a smart guy if u cant even understand what's going on. What a failure. All u can do is write, but with no value in it, u can categories urself to someone u hate. "Stupid Singaporeans"

Hello Kitty said...

What a dumb dig soil bitch. That comment of "you must hate yourself" did not come from me. No wonder people of your kind belong to the lower social class.

Anonymous said...

hahaha!! Singapore Flyer got its new name!
we call the new icon "Singapore Hanger". HAHAHAHA!!

demongod said...

wooo welcome back mr small horse

numbernine said...

Yes yes you are right. Whether I was referring to all Singaporeans or just some Singaporeans I would be insulting you guys all the same. What a bummer.

Since even limpeh is slightly embarrassed that there are now more posts about limpeh than there is serious discussion about what went wrong with the flyer (which is sadly typical of the discourse in the Singapore internet forums nowadays - always more about class conflict than about solving problems) I feel that there are a few things about managers in Singapore that deserve condemnation.

You have a few monkeys up there who don't listen to reason - people tell them they are making mistakes and then they will still make those stupid mistakes.

You have those monkeys thinking, in the face of all the evidence that they are cleverer than everybody else.

Those are also fucking haolian people who must build their wheel bigger than everybody else.

Oh wait a minute. I feel like I've suddenly described all these people who are trying to hoot me now. People who can't listen, people who are too clever, and people whose egos are so big that I poke poke here a bit suddenly it's like the sky has just fallen down.

Anonymous said...

Yes yes u are right, then come out with more bullshit trying to insult more people. Face the fact, u just showed how stupid u really are.

Have u ever thought that some of these postes came from the same person? There may be 10 postes or more, but most of it came from me. And what the fuck is with u repeating the same thing? Its like virtually impossible to communicate with u, do u need help? I know a couple of places u can go, like Singapore Retard Center or join the association for fucktards.

Ego? Fucking look at the damn mirror u piece of shit. Oh wait, u cant.

Seems like trying to speak to u like a normal person is impossible. Sometimes u should fit urself to another person's shoe and realise that u're actually shooting ur fucking self and digging ur wound with salt. Wuss.

Peace out forever/entertain urself here.

pwned by a 14 year old.

Anonymous said...

halo president...

i heard a rumour saying that one lady had to pang sai when stuck in flyer...she use her baby's diaper to pangsai den wrap it up..

dunoe how true..

Anonymous said...

You are my God!

numbernine said...

Are you going to post any more stuff? Or am I going to have to hang around here and troll people some more?

M said...

Numbernine,

If Harold Lee was really trying to parody LKY, it was quite a lousy attempt. The irony and satire did not come across in a manner which was convincing. Even if the tone was intended to be subtle, all I can say is, it wasn't written with sardonic finesse.

Also, you keep lambasting detractors of Harold Lee with the ASSUMPTION that the writer was posting using a persona.

1. As I mentioned before, it wasn't terribly clear that was the case in the first place, so you will forgive people for not jumping to your conclusion.

2. You're entitled to your opinion about whether or not Harold Lee's post was a parody of LKY. However, you must admit that you were abrasive in defending him, and would have irked the "classist" sensibilities of the people you openly called stupid (your stand is indicative of the fact that you consider yourself superior).

a. "Only the ones who act stupid, only the ones where I out of the kindness of my heart I point out their mistake..."

b. "...anti- intellectual culture that these people espouse."

I see no kindness/compassion in your approach. In fact, I observe you perpetuating this class-antagonism that you derided in one of your replies.

3. You do not have access to information which would legitimise your view on Harold Lee's comments as correct, unless you are indeed Harold Lee himself, which would explain your doggedness at advocating Harold Lee's supposed stance. It's peculiar that you did not once concede that your interpretation might be flawed. How are you so sure Harold Lee's post was a parody?

4. You gripe about how nobody is really discussing how to improve the Flyer (and perhaps other public policy). You were welcome to do so, but chose to participate in a debate on Harold Lee's intent. Therefore, you're as much at fault as everyone else.

5. All this is not about you; it is about what you said.

Anonymous said...

Hope you get prosecuted by the government for your shamelessly insulting posts and childishly pointless content. :)

madhatter said...

Cool post! I can't believe I was on that flyer thing.

The comments on this blog are hilarious! Great to finally find a Singaporean blogger with balls :)