Friday, October 28, 2005

Tiger got new beer and new girl


new tiger girl
Originally uploaded by Rockson.

Lawrence make for me new Tiger Girl kopitiam poster because he say Tiger beer now got new bottle and new model (the Fantastic 4 that chio girl call Jessica Abba).

He know I like to collect those kopi tiam beer poster with the big neh neh girls so he make for me.

He also help me put this photo in my flicker and my blog. I just type the word in his PC and he shoot this photo to my blog!!!

Fuck man, this flicker is damn fucking solid!

KNNBCCB!!! I see this Jessica Abba I also want to nosebleed liao. I give her play my horse bottle any time!!! Hahahahaha!!!!

162 comments:

Lee Lwan Kew said...

Eh real one anot this picture.

Cyn-* said...

I agree that she's real hot.. But, I'm not gonna get a nose bleed..

Anonymous said...

YEA, 3rd. a pervetic gurl frm clothe baded schhol.

J!MMY said...

she's a real chio buh!

i also want one poster!

Schizony said...

5th, Jessica Alba's hot and so is the poster!

Lin Peh said...

Wah sai....this time Lin Peh lagi holiao...top 10 wor ! But of course if got big neh neh poster sure I am in front of the line la...hahahah !

Anonymous said...

Jessica Alba is HOT HOT HOT!!!

Anonymous said...

KNN... get me a tigeress!!

Rhythmzlogy said...

Kaoz!!! Nice poster this time.
But i already bleed for days, so wont bleed anymore.

Weee. no.8!

Anonymous said...

10th ! fucking hell I'm 10th !

Anonymous said...

Nice Poster!

Link said...

Nice Poster! drools...

Papagay said...

Dear Rockson boi boi

i love you

From
Papa Gay

Anonymous said...

14th!

Anonymous said...

wa kao u all are really fuckers lor...first one to post can get free fuck from rockson izit? his fucking dick so fucking small and dunno what chehebye english word flaccid ah? and sprout rubbish u also want ah? rockson go fuck urself la since u claim ur dick so fucking big...

ROCKSON U FUCKING SUCK MAN
EVEN A 10 YEAR OLD CAN WRITE BETTER THAN U...AND BY THE WAY URE FUCKING INCONSISTENT IN UR LANGUAGE...DUN TRY TO ACT AHBENG WHEN URE NOT ONE K? IF NOT I GET REAL AHBENG TO FUCK U UPSIDE DOWN

fuck u said...

ALL WHO COMMENT AFTER ME ARE CHEEBYES!!!

Anonymous said...

CHOSON INMINGUN MANSE!

slikpizz said...

Lockson Lock!

girl said...

is that poster real?

Jeff said...

We share the same hobby.. wanna trade???

greg said...

to the anon who tried to insult rockson:
dun come here and kao bei kao bu la...go to other sources of entertainment if u dun like rockson...
i tell u a very easy solution, just DONT type rockson.blogspot.com in your address bar and you wont have any problems. Theres no need/point coming here to insult rockson coz it doesnt make a difference to everyone who enjoys reading his posts.
Dont try and get attention by insulting rockson. if you have so much energy or hatred in you, then attach a bomb on yourself and ride on the MRT.

lee sian long said...

pa. i tink real 1

Anonymous said...

yes, she's hot. :D

andrew said...

wah lau. can u put something more interesting? sibei sian leh. i think u run out of "made up stories" liao izit?

秋明山车神 said...

哇!好正啊!说不定 Tiger Beer 看到 Rockson San 的blog 后会考虑请她拍广告!到时 Rockson San 会不会也被邀请同她一起上镜头呢?哈哈!Tiger Beer 准会大卖!
Cheers!

gaoxing09 said...

i 26 sia, rockson rawks !!

Anonymous said...

ninahbey
where you get such shit from? good shit btw

Clarence said...

LOL nice pic..

Anonymous said...

haha 28th

Rockson Supporter said...

KNNBCCB!If u dun like Rockson,go n give DOG climb(hor kow kia)...Dun like still wanna click on his blog for Fuck!

U sibeh kuay lan...U think your fucking english is perfect?If u r so fucking good in your english I think u should join the media be a reporter or b a newscaster with your lanchiao face covered!!!

I think Rockson never teck chuay,offend, u mah...KNNBPCB!!!

BTW... how do
u know Rockson's bird bird so small?U kena from him already huh? interesting to know which position he kan u...or u fucking kam for him?NNBCCB!!!


Rockson...u Rock!!! Huat Ah..

Anonymous said...

31st!

Anonymous said...

Can get sue from Miss Jessica Alba if she saw this u know...

Anonymous said...

your shortest ever..though your horse still big and long.

Anonymous said...

wahaha always hear u talk abt ur horse...next time post a pic of ur horse on ur blog la...then we know how big is ur horse!

blueapple said...

huh? photoshop one ah?

COPYRIGHT MATERIAL said...

ROCKSON, THERE IS SUCH THING KNOWN AS COPYRIGHT MATERIAL HOR?! DUN SAY LIMPEH NO SAY, TIGER BEER OR JASSICA ALABA COMPANY WILL COME AFTER YOUR ASS FOR USING HER PIC ON TIGER BEER UNDERSTAND?! AND YOUR CB BLOG SO MANY PEOPLE READ, YOU SURE TIO BEY BIO ONE HOR!!!! READERS, LET'S SEE WHETHER ROCKSON GOT LAMPA JI OR NOT!!!! IF NO LANPA JI THEN TAKE DOWN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAA ROCKSON IS A LOSER!!!!

Anonymous said...

nice SMOOTH ass...that place like heaven liddat

Anonymous said...

no.38 sam pat!!

Cyst said...

alright lah Rock!

Little fish said...

Top 50! I have never been anywhere closer! I would like to thank my parents, my cousin.....

sunnybaby said...

i think there's NO new tiger beer no new tiger girl.
i see a lack of substance suddenly........
and you'd better be more careful with what you post ya..

joelisgreat said...

hey, i'm in the top 50!

Framed said...

rockson.. what i do is sit alone and read ure blog, late at night.. and if anyone was to see me doing that, they'll be freaked out.. ure freaking funny, to the core, to the max.. i laugh so much to myself that it scares me too.. haha.. madness !
it's amazing how you attract..

Rockzon said...

KNN, you people donch read newspapers wan izzit ?? Jessica Alba now face of Tiger Beer lah! Sue wat sue....

lee lwan kew said...

so its real or bluff one? tiger website bo leh.

Anonymous said...

this jessica abba last time act with xie shaoguang in tcs show 'golden pillow' rite? no wonder look so familiar.

Hemogoblin said...

LOL... HOT cho bu!!! but can see only. hahahaha...................

.......... said...

sexy lady.. wooh..

WeiDe said...

she's hot...

Anonymous said...

wah XISHI your legs so smooth and silky. i see your pic i nosebleed liao. i have to pet my horse already. ahhhhh

Cherub said...

1 more good reason to get tat Tiger!

Osama Bin Laden said...

you ppl should read more newspaper and less porn mags la...at least just read the life section of straits times is enough. or if all else fails, look at the front page of the life section and see picture...Unless u are blind then cannot hepch you la...

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Anonymous said...

tthe stupid ri kia strikes back!

Raeth said...

actually its true... jessica alba is indeed a new model for tiger beer. was in the papers a few days back

Anonymous said...

you idiots need to read the papers a bit more. she's the official spokesperson for tiger now. insta-career suicide.

sae said...

hubba hubba alba!

J O H N N Y said...

damn... longest spam I've ever seen.

Anonymous said...

Hey, get a life you fucking chink spammer

Jiedi said...

Rockson haters has resorted to spamming. It has slow down the scrolling of this comment page. This is vandalism in your territory. Rocky how? People left shit in your blog and you doing nothing? Go kick their ass out of here!!

Anonymous said...

KNNBCCB...fucking spammer...if u really got nothing to do go lick your DAD'S sticky balls u bastard!

You r a real idiot...

sÞ¡ηηєє said...
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sÞ¡ηηєє said...

ur photoshop skills not bad ah? lol

Anonymous said...

actually its gd the chee bye ri kia is back cos that shows he missed Rockson's horse! btw wats yr preferred style of penetration chee bye kia?

Osama Bin Laden said...

Doing such impulsive acts only shows how immature that RI boy can be. As a member of the public i have to say that the RI boy really has to be ashamed of himself for acting in such a crude manner. It certainly does not reflect well on a school which prides itself as a world-class instituition and one that is widely considered the best school in Singapore. You can carry on spamming, but that will only make my case even stronger. May I suggest that you take your comments to the Straits Times Forums and let the public know of your discontent. Since you are posting as though as you are trying to attract attention then you should might as well inform the rest of Singapore.
For the sake of fellow singaporeans you should clearly re-think and reflect on this mistake and learn from it. Failing to do so, you are the ultimate loser.

Anonymous said...

HAHA for once i support osama bin laden.

Eh and who posted you "fucking chink spammer"

KNNPCB racist remarks ah! Wat chink? Go fug your roti prata la haha~

Sexual Innuendo said...

Nice poster by Tiger Beer.

Cyn-* said...

I seriously doubt the spam was from a Rafflesian. I do hope you guys can just drop it as it is really pointless to wage "war" on any one school, no matter if the school is good or not. Making assumptions on an anonymous comment isn't really the wisest move, is it? If anyone wants to be "righteous", please do it for a good cause instead of fanning fires that have already extinguished.

kennyyyyyy said...

for christ's sake.

that spammer isnt a RI guy dammit.

zz.

Anonymous said...

If u are really interested in moral dilemma of the modern society and our perception of it,

visit this interesting moral survey website at http://www.my3q.com/home2/79/sequitur/persurvey.phtml

Im sure you can get a pretty good trend there =)

Anonymous said...

stupid spammer. hope your balls get infested by maggots.

anyway, for you 24hrs-in-front-of your-monitor nerds:
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporebusinessnews/view/175583/1/.html

Anonymous said...

My favourite tiger beer poster has got to be the topless asian girl wearing nothing but a pair of kick boxing shorts and glove and use the glove to cover her neh neh. That poster old old one very hard to find liao. i think late 90s come out that poster

Anonymous said...

Just leave that nut"s loose spammer alone, don't even mention about its existence, I believe it will die a natural course. Don't try to put sense into the insane. Otherwise it become incorrigible.

Anonymous said...

Loser forever will be loser. That spammer is just a damn freaking kid who got nuthing to do and waste his fucking time doing such kiddish stuff. If he dare write to straits time like that gay previously and not spam over the comments section. What a lamer. Wonder how his family is like? What is good upbringing. Sad Sad.

Anonymous said...

ar...previous dark angle....she's hot! can anyone get her naked? ^^

Caroline* said...

yeah she's real hot ^^

YOU ARE A BITCH said...

she's fucking hot.

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

i m a cb

GODDESS OF VENGENCE said...

Sexy!

Anonymous said...

My favourite tiger beer poster has got to be the topless asian girl wearing nothing but a pair of kick boxing shorts and glove and use the glove to cover her neh neh. That poster old old one very hard to find liao. i think late 90s come out that poster


OH MY GOD I TOTALLY AGREE. SHE IS FKING HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!!

LAST TIME I ALSO SAW AT HAWKER CENTER. almost shoot on the spot dam hot sia!

patt said...

nabeh lockson....your page damn kewl funny liao...tabik 9 9 to you my fren....knn made me laugh like hyena like dat....ahhahaha <--like this

Anonymous said...

I totally agree dude! the boxer chick is si beh hot man! I think they should not put it in the outside kopitiam... ... fuck lah how to eat my bak cho mee lidat when my aeroplen want to fly out of launchpad leh... knnbccb! put in the toilet lah. lidat wont make my barli water spill on table/chair/food tray for aunty/ahPek/bengali to wipe off mah... tiok boh?

Anonymous said...

aiyoh .. Ms Alba now advertise for tiger beer lah .. sue wat shit

josefyn said...

Jessica Alba is freaking HOT!

bonsai said...

Ok.....am not tickled this time round...probably becos I am a female bonsai...haha...and yes...there’s such thing as plant gender :)

Anyway, I’m really curious. Why some of you feel overjoyed whenever you made it to the Top Three or Top Ten posts??? Is my Rockson dear conducting an Early Bird Draw which I’m not aware of??? ;)

Since its glorifying to top the chart, perhaps you wanna use a nick the next time round :p

Anonymous said...

I just love writing to forum

kkk said...

u r f*cking good! u got the gutts. Tiger coy so that that you advertise free for them. Don't worry they won't sue you. Those non-sense comments are just non-sense. ROCK more plse. want more excited one.

said...

Nice! Where did he get all that? Maybe I can start my collection as well!

Anonymous said...

This your way to tell us you now have a sponsor in Tiger beer? If so, remember to stay away from toilets meant for the handicap, otherwise you will sure lose the 3-digit sponsor fee one!

Anonymous said...

There is no ROckson,
There is no lawrence,
There is no raymond.

And the author's english doesnt suck so badly.

but nice to read lah, no wonder all u ppl cum here 2 read.

Anonymous said...

OEI kenny can put on some clothes or not? Dun wan see the nipple LEH!

To All The Lame Flamers said...

To all flamers, if you want to flame ... show some dick\balls and post your blog\website\email ... otherwise shut the fuck up ... hiding behind anonymity and hurling half-assed critiques only belies your cowardice. If you want to antagonise, do so with some balls and not make it a one-way street.

PS: Then again, you are already reading rockson's blog .. so the actually the joke is on you :p

Anonymous said...

Actually the kick boxing girl poster i think is either guinness or ABC beer one not tiger :p But who cares? We all jsut look at her neh neh only not the brand LOL who ask them put one tua neh bu there .

ounnie said...

Wah lau... Think a lot of ppl never read papers 1. Jessica Alba the new spokeswoman for Tiger Beer lah. The ad even on TV already. Wonder how come no1 notice? Hmmm....

Elvina aka LaoNiang said...

Frankly, I felt a bit let down with this post. Most of your other entries are satirical takes on Singapore, government policies and the funny conversations between u and your friends. That's why it is so enjoyable to read your blog.

Hope this is not going to be the trend for your future entries....

Anonymous said...

i lurve you!

Anonymous said...

yay top 100!!
really nosebleed

Anonymous said...

All blog and comments in here are being monitored now.Be careful.

Anonymous said...

Yea this blog attracts too much attention, juz becareful with the comments, ip can be traced easily...

gaoxing09 said...

Muz be careful sia,wait suay the mata come ur door,and ask u go drink teh with them arh... C what happen the the 3 fellas who wrote racist remarks???

Lisa whined a long day said...

happy deevapali
you're such a great rocker. lol.

Anonymous said...

don't i look pretty?

Anonymous said...

Ephraim has been KENA TOMORROWED!!! Rockson loser loser loser!! Show ang moh neh neh also no use. Can only hide here and write. WHAHAHAHAHA

Lupin Tan said...

Rockson, I also collect the Beer ads, Can I donwnload yours?

ToTheLoser2PostAboveMe said...

The spasticated kid 2 post above mine. Pls go home suck your mother neh neh loser.

Anonymous said...

I forgot to add Those chee bai hum ji kai say rockson only hide become comp and write if u so wu ji JIO ROCKSON 1 VS 1 LA chee bai talk so big only

Anonymous said...

Can we leave all the childish bickerings aside and enjpy the humour and sexy persona of jessica Alba whilst they last?

The Hustler,
From SB Forum

Anonymous said...

Tomorrowed Stay root here forever Rocky. Thanks for the help. Whahahahahaaa. Hide behind your PC. at least i show my face. do you dare?? I bet no.

Anonymous said...

rockson is a no show. don't dare to show face. ephraim show face and his email. who's the coward here?

Anonymous said...

Guys !!!
Look what this guy wrote !!!

http://happycitizen.blogspot.com/
http://happycitizen.blogspot.com/

Hiao Auntie said...

wah poster nice wor...

Anonymous said...

eh.. raymond and ah seng got blogs also or not?

since ah seng is not working, might as well he blog..

Anonymous said...

Show face or not is a matter of privacy what. Some people are attention whores so they like to show face lor others just prefer privacy.

sunnybaby said...

when did ephraim came into this again? oh god..
chill people. =)

JackFrost said...

Got the other Jessica or not?? JESSICA SIMPSON LEH! THE WASH CAR PICTURE FROM THE MTV LEH!

Anonymous said...

Rockson, don't know exactly who you are, however i wish you a happy deepavali and also an enjoyable Hari Raya Puasa.
We are multi-racial such practice of festive kind wishes shall be a way of life. However our news paper has been in a low profile towards this as I observed, especially when this year the two festivities almost fallen on the same day.

Anonymous said...

your disgusting.
girls that nice for you to see arhs.
fcker.

Da-Rag said...

You changed the headline right?
I believe she is endosed as the spokesperson this season.

Nice one!
Cheers!
Kelv

emiriyoshikawa said...

No big deaL waa...
Her tits so small...
Couldn't do the boobsfuck...

Anonymous said...

OMG I WANT TO FUCK JESSICA ALBA .. WOOT ROCKSON, URE PIC MAKE ME HORNY !! THANKEWWW

Anonymous said...

to the fellow whu sae jessica alba's boob small..U OBVIOUSLY FIRST TIME SEE JESSICA ALBA...u go yahoo or google go search for her name..KNN..BIGGER DEN BOTH UR MOTHER NEHNEH PUT TOGETHER...knn..rockson..nice poster...keep us "POSTED" hor rockson..

YOU ARE A BITCH said...

small boobs my foot.

Anonymous said...

FUCK this person who created this blog.

http://happycitizen.blogspot.com/

cheeebye.

Anonymous said...

and fuck that person who alias is "you are a bitch" her blog suck so narcissistic somemore! -.-

Hock-son said...

eh, lim pei waiting for you to up more post leh. holiday hard to pass... haiz...

bally said...

coool shit dude.

*Wish i Could Turn Back Time* said...

Hey,yea,i like jessica alba too!
I saw the commercial and she's really cool in it =]

Anonymous said...

whewre's your new entry... trying to use this short short entry to put off writing new ones orhh...btw jessica alba look gorgeous in that commericial

emiriyoshikawa said...

For those loosers who says her booby's big... lucky you, I can forsee you having a bright career beging for loose changes at Orchard MRT underpass wearing sunglass.

She's pretty, slim and have a nice ass... but her boobs is far from BIG for a hollywod star. Atmost I give her a B cup.

FUCKING "B" ONLY!! My KaChen also bigger than that.

If both your mother's nehneh add together is smaller than only one of her's, I really feel sad for your dad... and you too sucker.

LeeConYou said...

really beautiful neh neh's from outside, but I still got conned.

Anonymous said...

ttz a funny and interesting blog u got there. post more often la..

Anonymous said...

very boring

simon said...

agree

Anonymous said...

Fann Wong better than this Ang Mo Jessica thing la. U hv been to Amelika rite, then u sud know generally the gers mostly big XXL size type from head to toes. All hollywood thin thin ang mo bluf the world one. When u go there, the very disappointed. Haha.

xialanxue said...

rockson can help me get the word out?

A sad tale of BAD journalism

Anonymous said...

fuck u la..FANN wONG this kinda flat chest u still sae better den jessica alba??..ur mother cheebye give birth to u nvr give u eyes ar..KNN...u go yahoo or google search for jessica alba u see her nehneh how big..fuck u la..all pah jiao one..ccb.

Anonymous said...

to the chee bye who's alias is "emiriyoshikawa" fuck u la..WHU ARE U TO GIVE JESSICA ALBA A "B" cUP..u think u wat...i tink ur ass is BIG..becos u fucking SILCON pumped ur ass..i tink ur mother DUN even have a NEHNEH ar...fuck ur mother cheebye la

Anonymous said...

horse bottle? more like yakult bottle..

emiriyoshikawa said...

You got LP then don't call yourself "Anonymous" lah... why ashame of the name your parents give you huh?

And why you keep asking us to do google/yahoo search? You always do that and PCC izzit?

Sorry I don't have that habbit, and a friendly warning to you is that staring at the PC and excessive PCC is bad for your eyes, nowonder your can't read her stats... yeah, if you stop looking at her picture and learn how to read... they write there in her Bio-stats... "B"

IT'S A FREAKING "B"!
NOT "BIG"!! YOU WANKER!!!

NOW GO CHANGE YOU WET UNDERWARE AND SUCK YOU POOR MOTHER'S FLOPPY BREAST... OH, WASH HER CCB WHILE AT IT...

DO THAT BEFORE YOU EVEN ATTEMPTS OTHER PEOPLE"S MUM. LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

rockson.. update leh.. u see, u didn't update ppl bored till start suanning liaoz la.. wah lau.. update leh!

Anonymous said...

you are not a simple person.i believe that your language is not that bad,i can sense that.you have the most wonderful way of telling people about the world affair.all i want to say is that you area smart person.keep up the good job.singlish ROCK~

Hock-son said...

stop playing with your horse and start writing lah. nah beh

Anonymous said...
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desiree said...

dear rockson. i think you're a genius. looking forward to your next post. n_n

Anonymous said...

Rockson, your blog is so good, see, after reading it ,not only enjoyable but has cause someone become insane, just look at how that fellow spamming the comments' section, how immature that person is, and do you know too much neh neh make him go hospital earlier.

Xeshnon said...

your blog entrie are damn funny.. thanks for brightening up my days before o levels examinations.. =)

emiriyoshikawa said...

Now, the first anonymous guy is rude, but I enjoy the clash... guess we need to entertain ourselves during the long wait.

But this moron who did that spamming... I really feel sorry for him...
No wonder he complains that JA sucks, what do you expect from the centerfold of a magazine dumbo! btw it belongs to your sister and you so gonna to get it when she found out that you glued the pages together...
It's a sunny day, go out and play!!

Rockson Supporter said...

KNNBCCB...fucking spammer is back...go lick your mum's CCB n go lick your DAD'S sticky balls lah...KNN so free...spam spam spam...KNNBCCB...Later kena sperm sperm sperm...by your DAD!That is what we call golden shower!

Anonymous said...

How Much Is My Blog Worth?
Your blog, rockson.blogspot.com/, is worth $606,315.96

Rockson blog is worth this much...base on a website http://www.business-opportunities.biz/projects/how-much-is-your-blog-worth/

bballrox11 said...

hey ppl! the pic is real lor... on AXN right.. thry got show the advertisment for tiger beer and jessica alba was der lor... i saw it myself ok?! never bluf!! so dun anyhow say rockson.. cause rockson rocks my socks!!!!!!

FemmeBot said...

Are you for real? I know you are not an Ah beng Rockson!!! Ah bengs don't write like you. Your spelling is perfect and your grasp of the English language ain't that shabby at all. I suspect that you are an educated guy who came up with this brilliant idea of writing in mock-ah-beng-speak for the sake of fun and entertainment.

Whether you're a genuine ah beng or not, i say keep up the good job and ROCK ON!!!

Ah Jo said...

Nah bei !! see bei chio bu !! I get this abba girl my horse oso dowan sleep 1 week !!

gaoxing09 said...

eh rockson arh,so long no blog,c jessica alba until sian already... King post new thing arh...

TJJ said...

Hey, Rockson Da Ge, I got a topic for you to KB about. Came out in the O'level Exam. Nabei one la. Foreign talent. Fuck, whole paper justifying the action. All the Ang moh come here, not only take away our job, also take away our Chio Bu, Cos what? Their Lan dam big la. KNN! Then our za bo say Ang Moh Romantic, actually only want theit money nia. And get pleasure from them, cos their lan dam big. Quick, say something! Do something! Stand up for Singaporean!

Anonymous said...

update!!! later pple start quarrelling over JA's boobs again...UPDATE!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

emiriyoshikawa, you have such a beautiful body. wanna be friends? - Hooter Boy

Anonymous said...

aye rockson

must be out of juice after over ejaculating infront of Jessica's poster lah.

Aye time for new juice ley.

My dragon is stirring again. Got to go.

|=zodiacgerl=| said...

OMG...is the poster real?!
i like the story...ermmms...sort of! but not the "" part...LoL

Anonymous said...

IS ALBA U DICK.who the hell refer their penis/cock/dick to horse u freaking MOF. But one thing I must congratulate u is tat ur english is superb and u are THE KING OF AH Bengs

Anonymous said...

Quote
"IS ALBA U DICK.who the hell refer their penis/cock/dick to horse u freaking MOF. But one thing I must congratulate u is tat ur english is superb and u are THE KING OF AH Bengs"

lol, you stupid ass..

Anonymous said...

Hey, that is fucking good, can allow us to downlaod the fucking poster?