Saturday, October 08, 2005

Bali terrorist fuckers and Singapore racister blogger

Today I meet Raymond because he morning want to see car. The COE drop so low, he very gian to change car. He read the newspaper say Car is Now Very Cheap! Buy Buy Buy!

Why those newspaper never say Car is Now Very Cheap Because Economy Fucked Up and People Scared No Job and Don't Dare to Buy?

After we see a few the showroom in Lengkee, we go and have lunch.

I order two teh tarek for us and sit down.

I saw one guy he read his newspaper about they trying to catch the pooky terrorist that bomb Bali.

Those terrorist go and bomb Bali again. Kill so many their own people also. What the fuck are they doing?!!! I say to Raymond.

Ya, he said. Next time I dowan go Holland V and those club got many ang moh one liao. Wait the muslim terrorist bomb there how?

I fuck him upside down. Lan cheow lah Raymond! Those people who use bomb and bomb other people is not real muslim!!! Please don't anyhow call them muslim. I got many real muslim friend and they don't like this kill people.

I say, These Jermina Ismylan or shortcut call JI is those fake muslim. Say they do for their God. Fuck you understand? These terrorist like to suicide bomb why don't all go inside one room in some Indon island got nobody live one, then all bomb each other together? Then can go their fake heaven of many virgin (actually go to fucking HELL of many devil!!!) and the world got less this kind of cheebye fucker.

Raymond say Wah don't say so loud leh, wait got muslim hear already beh song.

I say Please lah, people should all come out and fuck this kind of evil thing. Buddist and Christian and Muslim all should fuck the terrorist mothercheebye. Especially the real peaceful Muslim should condemn them. If I am them, I also will tulan these terrorist make my religion become name smelly liao. Make until all the good muslim and even those look a bit dark skin one kena USA custom check backside hole.

I drink my teh and say, KNNBCCB the Indo gahmen also one kind, the JI last time already bomb Bali one time liao, they not just never cut off their leader lampah (jail few fucking months only), they also never ban the JI gang.

Maybe hard to ban them meh? Raymond say.

Fuck lah, how many more their own people kena bomb by JI gangster fucker then the Indo gahmen will ban this JI, I say. If in Singapore, I think not just will ban them, they will cut off their lan cheow and lampah man!!

Raymond say, Aiyah, if the Indo gahmen ban the JI, I think will also have riot. I think the whole Indonesia only got JI give the poor people job. Suicide bomb terrorist is also a job what! Die liao the JI company still look after their family, help to look after their children so that when they big already, they can also like their father be a human bomb.

I drink my teh and nod my head.

Sometime be poor is very easy to become terrorist company chao recruit. If their economy not so fucked up and their gahmen not so corrupted, like to jiak lui, maybe won't have so many poor people will want do human bomb job.

My Lontong come and I start to eat first. Raymond go and order the nasi padang because the minah who is the rice stall owner daughter is very chio and her two burger-dil quite big. Raymond damn fucker one sometime.

Eh, Raymond said, you got hear the two blogger who write the Malay bad things kena charge kena jail leh!

Ya, those two fucker also stupid one, say this kind of fuck other race words, I say. Some more nowadays very touchy time.

One kena charge one day jail and fine 5k, the other one 1 month jail, man! Raymond say.

Nabei! One month ah? I say. Damn serious hor?

Ya lor, Raymond said. Like this many Chinese taxi uncle will also kena jail.

I say, Ya! You go the coffee shop and hear some of the Ah Pek talk, worse than this blogger, I think. Lucky the racister Ah Pek got no blog, or else sure will write a lot of fuck other race cheebye words and kena go jail! Haha!

The Malay uncle bring another teh tarek for us. We smile and say thank you uncle.

Raymond say, Actually whack the racister Singaporean like this I think is no use. Ok lor, the racister think, say race thing will kena jail, so we better keep inside, become secret racister. Then one day all the racister hate all explode out, his brain become like time bomb, because Singapore got no space for people to talk their problem. Noooo, Singapore got no racister problem one! All the racister go jail already!

I say, I also dunno why Singapore judge and gahmen like jail so much. Cheat your bus ezlink card also jail. Shoplifter also jail (11 years got one case!). Racister fuck other race in blog also jail. Ask for tolong pan-chan get DOUBLE JAIL!!!! Jail jail jail! They got no other idea issit? Maybe Singapore got a lot of reclaim land and empty HDB flat no one want to buy, so can make into jail, I say and laugh hahahahahaha!!!!

Raymond say, Maybe the judge bonus count by how many people go jail one hahahahaha!!!

I also laugh, you know what our mechanic Peter say last time? When your toolbox inside only got hammer, every cheebye problem is a nail. Hahahahahaha!!!!!

But those two blogger also damn stupid. They never live in the time when small small thing can kena fighting between the race. I know, I fight in those fight before when I young that time. Study so much but no brain to think, these two blogger. Do the thing that make you is become the Nail for gahmen Hammer to whack.

Rockson got no time for the hate other people race. Rockson is love all race! Rockson horse like to hammer all the girl of the world! Hahahahahahaha!!!!

153 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes. Number 1 . Woo. Okay.

Anonymous said...

I do not see the point -.-?

Anonymous said...

wooo! Im 5th! hahah

JK

Anonymous said...

rocksonz blog is gettin sucker...
mayb itz because he noe got alot ppl read his blog then he changed pattern...
sadness...

Anonymous said...

IM IN TOP 10!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

yoyoyoyo
how r u rockson???? ur blog rawkz man!!!! nice 1!!!!

C.D

Anonymous said...

8 :)

you're back in form.

Anonymous said...

yea damn sad... his pattern change liao... not as best as before.. but still rather funny la... tmd.. like got diminishing marginal returns like that.. the more i read the less funny it becomes..sian ji pua.. but our takumi tan still quite solid... i LIKE!
-Horseman Anaki Ang-

Anonymous said...

bro every time u kao pei kao bu , but u never action ? i tell u next time got anything , dont kao pei so much, we r more interested in your life ,specially your horse

blahh said...

number... unlucky 13th??

Anonymous said...

no 14!!

Anonymous said...

u only one friend sibo, raymond nia?

Anonymous said...

16.. hmmm... i like ur style la rockson. those pple realli mouth big big dunno how to cover backside one. orbi quack. hahaha

Anonymous said...

by the way hor, rockson, ur blog comments also kena a lot of spam leh..

Anonymous said...

eh rockson ar..from ur posts i can see tat u beri proud of ur horse..how long exactly is ur horse ar??..wanna compare wif mine??...:p anyways..keep ur kpkb going ya..

Uncle Su said...

ROCK-ON!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, the taxi Ah Peks mouth damn powderful one. If only they got blog. But they usually too busy pointing finger at other people on the road lah.

F¡яєвџяN said...

rockson rockson, here u go again!!!! rawk !

Anonymous said...

EAT THAT BITCH

Papa Gay said...

Dear Rockson boi boi

PAPA MISS U!!!!

Luv Papa Gay

:) said...

My new blog is up. Thanks for visiting.

Dave said...

Continue to write!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't understand how someone like Mr Brown can actually be voted SG's best blogger. For those who don't know just read Today. His blog is so boring unlike Rockson's. Rockson should be voted instead of him. So what if he say fuck cheebye lancheow too much?

Anonymous said...

great entry!

Peacekeeper, Starlandliu said...

Cool!!!
All annoymous!
Which one is reena tan and bird falcon?

Anonymous said...

29!!!:)))

Anonymous said...

Rock on dude....

Top 50 for me!!!!

Anonymous said...

top 154156412761067276261721702 for me. kp..

Anonymous said...

FUCK YOU ALL

Anonymous said...

where the malay stall ah? me want to eat two burger-dil. haha

Anonymous said...

rockson's blog not as funny because he needs to watch his words too.. not like last time can anyhow write curse and swear... scully he kenna jail also he scared mah!!!

Cyst said...

Alright man, Rockson. Blog some more lehhh..

Anonymous said...

U right on the $$$ bro

Anonymous said...

Hey Rockson.. u rock

Johnny Tan said...

ya, don't dislike a bit black pple, they can be quite nice one oso , =)

William said...

hahaz...kool!!!

Anonymous said...

UR SO DAM RIGHT!!! LOL!!!!

Anonymous said...

eh.. u finally blog le.. but how come change pattern liaoz? u sure u are the original rockson mah? or u hack into his account and write one?

Anonymous said...

rockson also scared liao ma

so many blogger got charge liao

missy Q said...

yippies! top 50! miss you so much rockson!! muackssss~

Anonymous said...

wah i no. 44 arh??? wah piang eh,noe cannot anyhow blog arh,wait blog wrongly kena jail time sia... Rockson on lah... Dun play play arh...

PK

Anonymous said...

Rockson's blog not as funny, because elections coming - so his backers ask him to write about serious stuff.

Anonymous said...

The Malay uncle bring another teh tarek for us. We smile and say thank you uncle. <=== To show that Rocky confirm not racist... lol. Rocky, you won't get charged one lah.

Anonymous said...

perfect.. hahaz.. keep it up rockson! u rawk my ass~

Anonymous said...

god, please stop posting things like

Anonymous said...

Yes. Number 1 . Woo. Okay.

Saturday, October 08, 2005 6:32:41 PM

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Anonymous said...

Pathetic..it is as if u are trying to surpress somthing/emotion/objective in ur blog. Apparently is quite a sad attempt to do so .Ya ,you know u cannot write about other races , then don't, ur risking ur future when you even speak of the word
"muslim"~ Becareful

Anonymous said...

Great.. Thought you in jail liao.. But invited for kopi is it? How come comments so restrained... so like last timessssss????

Anonymous said...

Great.. Thought you in jail liao.. But invited for kopi is it? How come comments so restrained... so like last timessssss????

Anonymous said...

Great.. Thought you in jail liao.. But invited for kopi is it? How come comments so restrained... not like last timessssss????

SATAY MAN said...

ROCKSON U LOUSY! SO FAST BALLS SHRINK LIAO IS IT! BO LAN PA LAH!

still seeking said...

I think you have very intelligent comments and insightful views. Your knowledge of current affairs is also quite impressive. It is sad that many people want to know more about your horse than your views, but at least you are enlightening a wider cross-section of people about issues that mean something. So I'll definitely continue reading..

J O H N N Y said...

rocksonz blog is gettin sucker...
mayb itz because he noe got alot ppl read his blog then he changed pattern...
sadness...



quality has degraded, thats for sure. but blame him not, for this is what has been happening to singapore for the past 40 years.

invisible whip? *WHACK* keeps you in-line.

Anonymous said...

.... so sian one this entry ..

101st Airborne Division said...

takumi san is an educated person. his analysis of religious intolerance and racial tension in sinkapure is excellent. for those of you who think his blog entry is boring, perhaps you aren't smart enough to decipher the hidden message.

Cherub said...

funny..this post sounds very political correct...

ruz~* said...

aww this is such a sweet post. cnot imagine ah beng eat lontong and nasi padang tho...must see to believe. later raya come my house hor.. ;)

Anonymous said...

Great to hear you're LOve All

Honeydew Lemon said...

After waiting for 10 days... So disappointing lah~

Write something funny like Sunday Morning Run For IPPT again leh, that is my favourite post!

Anonymous said...

ya lor horse man! i nearly fell asleep reading leh! go back to the old original horsy can! talk more abt yr horse la .. like how u stretch stretch then gal see yr horse u noe

Robin said...

More of your horse please.But also cannot really blame Rockson la,his blog popular already later those gahmen spy will also come read,anything sensitive he will kena charge also.

Anonymous said...

eh 101st Airborne Division, stop acting smart, ok. it's not that we don't know this rockson got study a lot. it's just that: we not only want an insightful takumi, but we also want a funny takumi

Anonymous said...

why everybody want to fight and see whoget the first to post comment? fuck that cheebye lauwrence upside down

JH said...

for those who think this entry is intelligent..its not..ur jus stupid n ignorant

"The Malay uncle bring another teh tarek for us. We smile and say thank you uncle." --> super duper fake la deh..might as well say u help a old Malay uncle cross the road

GOD said...

To Anonymous,

OK, I will stop posting lidat. But tomorrow I will send one of my creations, the Aedes Aegypti, to bite your backside hole. After that, I will ensure my other creation, the Dengue Virus (http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvbid/dengue/electron-micrograph.htm) to multiply a lot a lot in your blood & give you haemorrhagic fever. Confirm you will die so you sure can meet me & lim kopi kau together b4 I whack your backside upside down & send your ass to hell.

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Anonymous said...

god, please stop posting things like

Anonymous said...

Yes. Number 1 . Woo. Okay.

Saturday, October 08, 2005 6:32:41 PM

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Saturday, October 08, 2005 11:02:02 PM

Terrorist said...

What the fark are you saying ?! We are not fake muslim! We are extremely devoted to this religion!
You will be bomb next! Beware...

Anonymous said...

Sian one.. NOt funny de..

Scared kena catch by police is it? Keep emphasising that u are not racist.. -_-'

Kia Si sia

HCF said...

"When your toolbox inside only got hammer, every cheebye problem is a nail."
:D good, intelligent post!

Evanzz said...

Well at least you're a good person who is anti racist! Role model!

GOD said...

My dear terrorist,
You think you are so hero... think you will come meet me after you bomb off your momma-fucking backside til become like bak-cho issit? You want to bomb my other pets for fuck? Only **I** decide which pet I want to cutoff lampah, fuck backside, make bak-cho ok? KNNBCCB you! Your many fren who crash into the NY WTC & that 3 lampah fren in bali now you know doing fuck? I fuck them upside down you know! All their horse is now bak-cho ok... hahahahaha!! I am now creating a new Aedes Terroristicus species, can smell the backside hole of terrorist bomber from 10km. And in the chau nua of this Aedes Terroristicus is a new virus will make their horse shrink up & fall off one. For female bomber, the virus will make them grow a horse.. hahahahah!

Will debut this release in Indo next week.

Luv always, God.

GOD said...

I planned that topic on dengue will come out in this year's O-level Bio. I am helping those poor Physics, Math & Acct ppl who also taking bio to at least score bio... so here is answer:

Part1

The dengue virus causes dengue and dengue hemorrhagic fever. It is an arbovirus, and within this group it is a flavivirus, in the same family as the viruses that cause yellow fever, St. Louis encephalitis, West Nile fever, and Japanese encephalitis. All these viruses are transmitted by mosquitoes. The dengue virus is composed of single-stranded RNA, and it has four serotypes, known as DEN-1, 2, 3, and 4.

GOD said...

Part 2

Each virus serotype elicits specific lifetime immunity against the same (homologous) serotype, as well as short-term cross-immunity against the other three serotypes, which may last several months. All four serotypes can cause severe and fatal disease. There is genetic variation within each of the four serotypes, and some genetic variants of each serotype appear to be more virulent or have greater epidemic potential.

Anonymous said...

rockson talk real sense... i like rockson... yum yum

hmmm said...

Rockson DA MAN again!!!
Your rock and don't stop!

kiat said...

Some people are here to get their kicks from reading profanities.
Some people are here to read one plebian's view on the state of society in Singapore.
Some people are here so as to be the first to comment.

Whatever your reason for being here is, I think Rockson has fulfiled that need of ours, maybe not in one post, but probably spread out over a number of them. Kudos to Rockson for entertaining us and keeping those of us who care updated on what's happening. No one ever writes 'A'-grade essays all the time; what's important is to keep those posts coming!

dandan...™ said...

Hmm..I alwiz see ur blog and stop halfway..too political le..
But still pop by hoping to see something new..
But at least ur NTUC post make me smile alittle.

Hemogoblin said...

so long nv blog got a bit lose standard liao... but u still rocks!

JEDI MASTER said...

ROCKSON IS GOOT MAN. HE PROTECT MY BRUDDA WHEN THEY ARE DRUNK.

Anonymous said...

"The Malay uncle bring another teh tarek for us. We smile and say thank you uncle."
You very clever hor, 'cos if you forget say Thank You, the uncle will call 999 and complain you racist!!

Anonymous said...

JH said, "The Malay uncle bring another teh tarek for us. We smile and say thank you uncle." super duper fake la deh..might as well say u help a old Malay uncle cross the road

hello, why you so rude one? i think you need tutition under the courtesy and service campaign.

i pay, but the geylang woman give bj, i also say thank u. hahaha

WeiDe said...

Why some of the ppl here whu leaves their comments here are so childish? everytime 'Number 1, Top 10' etc??? and its like EVERY entry has such comments. Lame.

YOU ARE A BITCH said...

your horse is goddamn small. wtf.

Anonymous said...

Ya, am a follower of ur blog, getting tamer and tamer nowadays... Jia you! =P

Anonymous said...

Ya, I too can't stand those immatured childish people who need to claim they are No. 1 or No. whatever visiting Rockson's site. Why so kiddish ? What kind of mentality do they possess ? Just baffles me that they find thrill in such claims. Cheapo !

Anonymous said...

woohoo i'm no. 1 - now that's funny more than anything. plus, it just shows the cult status rockson has attained: being the first to read his blog is like queuing up overnight for tickets to the lord of the rings/star wars premiere. takumi, u are a legend.

stars are shinin' said...

kewl.

Anonymous said...

aiyoz...blog something funny leh nxt entry...k?

ricksin said...

u sox

gahmen said...

actually maybe that's why the gahmen kill people for carrying drugs. not enough space in jail to keep these people. next time, molest pple will kena capital punishment also.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

his blog quality is not going down. if anything, he's being less superficial and taking on more serious topics. those of you who just want a good laugh why dont you go read kiddish blogs like "today i wake up at 7 then i brush my teeth and my dad fetch me to school" instead of acting stupid here fighting to be the number 47848234 person to leave comments.

so honestly, i just see it as the quality of the blog-readers going down. so many wannabes.

Anonymous said...

rockson no need to curry flavor, it is a lousy topic- racist. Too many already said until become not interesting loh! Also don't scold the two fellows, they already charm, going to jail and you some more put salt in the wound.
Okay ! your last part is good, I like the mechanic say about the toolbox, don't just laugh it over it happen everywhere in our industries. Just like adjustable spanner, one fix all. Write somethings that's pointing to right but puck the left, then no worry of che-bye jail.

sunnybaby said...

wow.. impressive summary and comments from rockson of the recent happenings in sg. wonder if anybody noticed what a smartass rockson is actually.. haha. =)

Anonymous said...

CHOW CHEEBYE LAR ! WHAT LANJIAO U R WRITING LOR !

.......... said...

It's getting stressful for bloggers to write wat they wan to write nowadays..

esp for famous blog like Rockson's one.

Anonymous said...

ya..pattern gone liao but better dun, soon ur blog surely shut down one.
now they got no time. too many blogs,too few spiders.

Anonymous said...

TOP 100.. well i guess tis ROCKSON is geeting fatter smart.. he knows what to blog for and some how.. BORING as in, he has only a friend call Raymond. wonder how the both of them look like

Anonymous said...

Next time read ST...blogger gets jail plus caning for vulgarising the CHINESE language.....haha1 kEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

Anonymous said...

Rockson I am gay.. are u interested for a rock on the bed session.. I fantasize about your horse everyday and night.

ROCKSON'S PRO-PAP STANCE EXPOSED said...

ROCKSON SHOWS HIS TRUE **PAP** COLOR
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ROCKSON BLOGS: "the racister think, say race thing will kena jail, so we better keep inside, become secret racister. Then one day all the racister hate all explode out, his brain become like time bomb, because Singapore got no space for people to talk their problem".

THAT'S EXACTLY WHY THE PAP SET UP ROCKSON'S BLOG -- TO LET ONE OF THEIR OWN GUY WRITE OUT ALL THE FRUSTRATING THINGS THAT PAP HAS DONE, SO THAT PEOPLE CAN VENT THEIR FRUSTRATION AFTER READING, SO THAT THEY WONT EXPLODE DURING ELECTION TIME!

OH, ROCKSON ALSO BLOGS: " Those people who use bomb and bomb other people is not real muslim!!! Please don't anyhow call them muslim."

AND THAT IS ANOTHER PURPOSE OF PAP SETTING UP THIS BLOG -- TO PUBLICISE GOVT'S MESSAGE THROUGH THIS NEW FORM OF MEDIA THAT MANY YOUNG PEOPLE SUBSCRIBE TO. (rockson's blog has 50,000 visitors). THAT'S A SUBSTANTIAL NUMBER OF SINGAPOREANS.

ROCKSON FURTHER BLOGS: "But those two blogger also damn stupid. They never live in the time when small small thing can kena fighting between the race. I know, I fight in those fight before when I young that time.:

HERE, ROCKSON IS TYRING TO JUSTIFY THE PAP'S GOVT ACTION AGAINST FREE SPEECH ON THE BLOG, WHICH BRINGS US TO THE 3RD PURPOSE OF SETTING UP THIS BLOG: TO HELP EXPLAIN GOVT'S POLICY/RULE.

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BEFORE ANYBODY SCOLD ME FOR EXPOSING THEIR IDOL, PLEASE LOOK AT THE RIGHT SIDE OF ROCKSON'S BLOG PAGE. WHAT IS THE FIRST LINK HE PUT UP??? Hint: It starts with "young ...". FIND OUT WHAT IS THE ... FOR YOURSELF

Nat said...

YAY! 100th!

ecneret said...

You're cool man. So much of things you've said are right.

Anonymous said...

When your toolbox inside only got hammer, every cheebye problem is a nail.

wah lau... deep man.

GODDESS OF VENGENCE said...

Rockson seems like trying to por the gahmen's lampar lor..

Sigh All govt's fault we cant enjoy reading original blogs anymore.. Sniff

Pundeh said...

I just read in the papers about the person who told on the bloggers to the police.What a snitch.Telling on pple huh.Seems like that person is on some kind of crusade.Once again its time to define what IS freedom again.PFFFT

Candyfeehily said...

can babel fish translate rockson website to normal english i wonder? cant hardly understand!

Prince Romp said...

huh?

Oriental Prince said...

So you are a normal blogger or a government worker. I notice you don't give reply to your fans here. But I do like what you write here :)

Anonymous said...

Xishi... you should try this website. Http://www.absuck.com ! It's about a few office ppl writing about these office stuff! It's hilarious! I always enjoy reading ti... Just a recommendation to you. Let me know if you like it! ;)

Calvin

Anonymous said...

Sorry! i meant it's http://www.absuck.blogspot.com ! My mistake! et me know how u feel k?

Calvin

Anonymous said...

it's his blog he can blog watever he wants.

egoman said...

BoMb the Bali bombers so that they die in hell again..... fuck them.....

JH said...

Anonymous said...
"JH said, "The Malay uncle bring another teh tarek for us. We smile and say thank you uncle." super duper fake la deh..might as well say u help a old Malay uncle cross the road

hello, why you so rude one? i think you need tutition under the courtesy and service campaign.

i pay, but the geylang woman give bj, i also say thank u. hahaha"


rude? lol hv u read Rockson's entry?

anyway im not being rude..i say thank you all the time too..its jus tat i feel that wat he wrote is too fake..i mean y the f**k do u remember n purposely write a sentence to show tat ur courteous? its immature IMO..

Anonymous said...

SIAN SIAN SIAN !!! NOT FUNNY one !!!!! You failed to brighten my day.. AWWWWWWW

gahmen said...

wei... you... don't anyhow scold me, wait i check check check until check your backside come out and send you go jail.

scold other people race you kanna liao, you think scold zheng hu bo dai ji?
you siao liao la... knnbcb bastard!

sÞ¡ηηєє said...

impressive post.

Yeah.. there are so many pple talking about racist stuff, but no publish on blog only.

if those secret force go park themselves at kopitiam, i think news headlines can publish more pple kena jailed man..

rockson's blog is just touching the reality of life in sgp.

Anonymous said...

" ROCKSON'S PRO-PAP STANCE EXPOSED said...

ROCKSON SHOWS HIS TRUE **PAP** COLOR"

As the people behind the Classic Coke debacle put it, "We're not that stupid, we're not that clever either."
The link on the Young PAP page is to show the dumb clucks that are signing up with the Lightning Bolt party. Read it yourself, it's quite hilarious.

Anonymous said...

I think this is by far your best article. You have raised food for thought, no doubt buried within ah beng vulgarities.

Looking forward to more - and I am not talking about anything related to your horse! :P

Murky

'malay boy' ahmad said...

Dear Rockson,

What shud i say? This time round ur blog is verrie the stiff and fake one. Sounds verrriee insincere lehh. Not like usual. You wrote like it neber come naturally from ur heart & soul. Well tat's sad. Nyway, nice try lahh but if u tink ur blog can make mends wif that specific community, i guess u try harder.

And watever the punishment imposed to those clown bloggers, its way to lenient! Even a "$20-Weekend Car Offender" kena saman lagi terok then them! Remarks by those clown bloggers cud spark hatred. And if that specific community is not as tolerant and as forgiving, its gonna b another racial riots here and its gonna b WORSE then Bali. And the terrorist will take advantage to that!

Burger-dil? Hey, we don call it tat! We call it 'nasi lemak' dahh..
1) Nasi Lemak 40 cent = Cup A size
2) Nasi Lemak 50 cent = Cup B size
3) Nasi Lemak $1.00 = Cup C size
4) Nasi Lemak $2.00 = Cup D size

Example:
"The minah has a $2.00 nasi lemak!"

As in:
"The minah's tetek is verriee the BIG one! Can suffocate and die happy!"

Chiao liao

Anonymous said...

Rockson Hum Liao ist...?

Dun Dare Bullshit like last time liao ar...? Fake post sia...

Rockson really got alot of Muslim friends or just ACTING...???

SIANZZZZZZZ... KNN

Wynx said...

Rockson,

Lucky hor...no one call the polis 2 lodge a complain on ur blog...else u also kena...Rest assured, none of ur fans will do that to u...We lurve ur blog!!!!

Anonymous said...

You better be careful, don't make fun of the judge. Later you kena condemn of court.

God said...

god, please stop posting things like
Anonymous said...
Yes. Number 1 . Woo. Okay.
Saturday, October 08, 2005 6:32:41 PM


Actually, I din't post that. But please stop being anonymous and posting something like

god, please stop posting things like...

Anonymous said...

Lockson, seems one cannot pleased anybody and everybody at one time. If u blog sensibly, u disappoint many. If u blog controversially, u make many happy. However if u erect sensibly u become unhappy n if u erect controversially u mayB happy but silly in actuality. Lockson can u solve this problem.

Anonymous said...

BACKSIDE LAH NOT FUNNY Even watching my gong gong take ten years to bite one roti prata more interesting. Best lah you.

From: Chicken.

Anonymous said...

Rockson's blog so famous until got game featuring his blog...


http://blogshares.com/blogs.php?blog=http://rockson.blogspot.com%2F

mwahahahaha...

Anonymous said...

LAMER LAMER LAMER LAMER LAMER LAMER!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

love the analogies, expletives, views and everything! whatever people say.. just keep it going cos u really rockkk!

Anonymous said...

visit my blog at http://spickyourmine.blogspot.com/
and
http://why-lyk-dat.blogspot.com/

rockson, u rock!!

fai said...

When all you have is a hammer, every problem becomes a nail.

And correspondingly, when the only problem u have is a nail, u only need a bloody hammer.

Forget creative solutions. Just bang the damned hammer and the problem sinks into the wood. Amen

Cheers from Fai

Ibai said...

nah beh ci bai!!

Snakeyes said...

To the guys trying to prove that Rockson is PAP. I gotta say, you're definitely not one of our best brightest eh? Same goes to a few others here who don't seem to really appreciate what Takumi san is saying beneath all the swearing.

Has it ever occurred to your halfwit selves that if he WERE actually PAP, the last farking link he would place (or place first for that matter) would be the PAP one? It's obviously just a joke. It's not farking rocket science lar.....

friggin sherlock holmes my bleedin arse...sp many farkwits in singapore....no wonder we need foreign talent

Anonymous said...

老太太的裹脚布, 又臭又长 NNBCCB

Anonymous said...

rockson say more porn leh. Why you so clean suddenly? I always thought that u are a fucking piece of porn

Anonymous said...

Ya lah ... that Mr.Brown and Mr.Miyagi ... so boring. Rockson definitely one of Singapore's best! that Xiaxue the bimbo got nothing to say at all acherly

Anonymous said...

REGARDING:

ROCKSON'S PRO-PAP STANCE EXPOSED said...

ROCKSON SHOWS HIS TRUE **PAP** COLOR
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ROCKSON BLOGS: "the racister think, say race thing will kena jail, so we better keep inside, become secret racister. Then one day all the racister hate all explode out, his brain become like time bomb, because Singapore got no space for people to talk their problem".

THAT'S EXACTLY WHY THE PAP SET UP ROCKSON'S BLOG -- TO LET ONE OF THEIR OWN GUY WRITE OUT ALL THE FRUSTRATING THINGS THAT PAP HAS DONE, SO THAT PEOPLE CAN VENT THEIR FRUSTRATION AFTER READING, SO THAT THEY WONT EXPLODE DURING ELECTION TIME!

OH, ROCKSON ALSO BLOGS: " Those people who use bomb and bomb other people is not real muslim!!! Please don't anyhow call them muslim."

AND THAT IS ANOTHER PURPOSE OF PAP SETTING UP THIS BLOG -- TO PUBLICISE GOVT'S MESSAGE THROUGH THIS NEW FORM OF MEDIA THAT MANY YOUNG PEOPLE SUBSCRIBE TO. (rockson's blog has 50,000 visitors). THAT'S A SUBSTANTIAL NUMBER OF SINGAPOREANS.

ROCKSON FURTHER BLOGS: "But those two blogger also damn stupid. They never live in the time when small small thing can kena fighting between the race. I know, I fight in those fight before when I young that time.:

HERE, ROCKSON IS TYRING TO JUSTIFY THE PAP'S GOVT ACTION AGAINST FREE SPEECH ON THE BLOG, WHICH BRINGS US TO THE 3RD PURPOSE OF SETTING UP THIS BLOG: TO HELP EXPLAIN GOVT'S POLICY/RULE.

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BEFORE ANYBODY SCOLD ME FOR EXPOSING THEIR IDOL, PLEASE LOOK AT THE RIGHT SIDE OF ROCKSON'S BLOG PAGE. WHAT IS THE FIRST LINK HE PUT UP??? Hint: It starts with "young ...". FIND OUT WHAT IS THE ... FOR YOURSELF

Sunday, October 09, 2005 8:24:46 PM



Fuck your mother stinking cheebye la if you so upset with the PAP link then dun come here and read la....you posted more than once, if people agree, they will stop coming! but apparently they dun GIVE A FUCK ABT YOU!!! SO FUCK OFF LA!!!! CHOW CHEE BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hail anarchy.

Anonymous said...

r0cks0n r0cks!
i l0ve ur entries!

nesh said...

Fuckin awesome post.

shidddydudadey said...

u rock larrrr

Fong Kok Hoong said...

see see look look....

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daisy said...

r u playing god; or playing devil?

Anonymous said...

omg rockson!

A *serious* post. Lim peh is impless! waaa, if lim peh is char bor, will confirm RIDE YOUR BEH ONE!!! let you teh neh neh also!

Rock on!

rudolfom said...

why dun u go live indon.
down there shoplift/racistcomment no jail one. even got jail, just pay 10 rupiah no need jail liao.

go shopping can kana sexploded by JI osso. damn shiok. go live there.

only noe how to complain. and all ur readers are idjeeotic enuff to agree.

hahahhahaha. idjeeots.

Anonymous said...

HAHA ROCKSON YOU ROCK LAH KAY! hahaha.

i like this post la. haa. sounds abit fake ah, but still quite cute. haha

jim said...

rudolfom, don't be shy to admit that you're a closet rockson supporter - i see u everywhere reading and commenting on his every post.

as for the complaints part, what are u on about? you complain about his complaints, i complain about your complaint. everybody in the world complains.

as u say, do something about it. so why don't you go ahead and shut down this blog or something?

Anonymous said...

eh rockson..update la!

Anonymous said...

to hell with those who thinks that pork is dirty and a sin to eat them..if ur so called 'god' is so great..oh then come on...pigs are also created by ur 'god'.and its not the food that makes u dirty...its the thoughts that u harbour..and things that u do..every now and then wanting to bomb ppl..why not bomb ur whole damn clan? and maybe this world will be a better place to live in...double standards...

Anonymous said...

the bloody moron who posted before me..
Pig is dirty..Dun believe??Go check lar under microscope.ALso pig excretes less urea??
Dunno wad is urea??Urea is a prt of urine..Go eat all those toxic lar!!
and our God still create pig becus HE wants to test us.
imagine if u build a robot.
u program the robot not to take money.
will u OBVIOUSLY test it??
U obviously want to put the robot to a test.
Am I right??
So y not u open ur stupid eyes and see that ISLAM IS AGAINST TERRORISM!!!
Islam is a peaceful religion.
Those who bomb and claimed doing it for the sake of god are totally stupid immature assholes.
well LIKE YOU!!
STUPID!!ASSHOLE!!

Anonymous said...

for a Muslim, you don't sound that peaceful at all ...

Anonymous said...

pig excretes therefore it's dirty? what about the other animals? Now who's a moron?

Anonymous said...

Silly people arguing over silly things, be it Rockson the PAP members or otherwise, why worry about it, as long as he is doing something good for the people; maybe to collect feedbacks for the areas neglected by the gahment or hope people can speak up through his blog so that policy making people can refine things down the line. If so this is good for everybody. All should help him achieve it.

Anonymous said...

kan ni nah lah rockson!

you stupid chow ah beng go and choose this kind of bo lam par kind of name: rockson takucheebye..

what is your real name? lim ah kow ah?

FUCKING POSER LAH YOU!!!!