Viceroy Menthol Light, Raymond say to the uncle at the shop. He last time is smoke Marlboro one, but now he change to cheaper brand, because the gahmen make until the hoon kee price very ex. Want to kill ownself faster with cigerete also must pay tax.
I long time quit the smoking liao. Want to support my baobei car then must cut something. Cannot support too many high tax thing, like car and hoon kee. Like this is like kena fuck mouth and fuck kar chng by Gahmen, front also kena fuck, back also kena fuck.
Sometime I stress for work until I think maybe want to start smoke again. Liddat then can die faster no need grow old in Singapore. But wait become sick don't die how? In Singapore you want to fall sick you better die, don't half live half dead, or else the doctor bill will kill you slowly.
It was Friday afternoon. We walk pass the Turf Club after lunch and Raymond start to gian.
You wait for me here ah? Raymond say. I go and buy somemore Toto and 4D.
This is Raymond most favouriter Turf Club to buy his every week the Toto and 4D. He say a lot of people always win from here one, so must die die also buy from here. I see him buy so many year, also never see him win big. I think only the Singapore Pool company is the one who win big.
I already very toolan my smelly cheebye luck, the Wednesday first prize for 4D is 3007. That is my last time car number, and I always buy but that week never buy. Never buy then come out. Cheebye.
If I strike, maybe can upgrade my baobei car, or I can don't work for a while and just go out and chiong, go drinking, bang a few new girlfren.
But I never win, so can only bang balls.
Inside this shop, got many people line up buy their 一个小希望, their One Little Hope. Got many kind of people, office people, old people, young people. Uncle, Auntie, Ah Pek, Ah Boy, all also want to strike. Many many dream stuck inside this dark dark place.
Got job want to strike 4D and quit job. No job want to strike 4D and then no need to look for job.
I also dunno why so many people kowpeh the casino and think until so hard how to stop Singaporean to go inside the Singapore casino. We already have the casino what. Got what thing we don't gamble here one? 4D, Toto, Big Sweep (damn hard to win this one), horse race, football, jackpot machine and shares, we all also have. And if want to play the casino card game, can just go Genting or people funeral. Sure got a few table there.
Raymond young that time is collect people 4D number at the coffee shop for the illegal 4D one. Those is not gahmen one, and the ticket cheaper (prize also smaller) so a lot people especially poor one like to buy, but win already you can get your money also not so confirm.
Raymond say he stop to do this line, because the Gahmen ownself start the gambling business and make until his kind of 4D very hard to do. Police come and squeeze and squeeze until his gambling gang the lampa also blue colour liao.
Gahmen is also gangster, but is got license kind of gangster.
Inside this Turf Club, I even see a few sexy office girl. The kind wear until the skirt tight tight and got wear jacket one. Wah seh, tight until the g-string line also can see. They wear the jacket in office but when come out eat lunch and buy 4D, they take out the jacket let you beoh their underneath the sexy speggeti top. Must be Singapore weather hot, so they don't wear shirt under their jacket.
Talk about Turf Club and club, that night I also go the Zouk renovation-finish party. I long time never go there liao, since that time go Mambo with Lawrence.
KNN! The queue damn long sial. Queue until the fucking Cocktorn hotel. And got a lot of bouncer and security. Tighter than guy virgin backside hole.
But Raymond got friend help us get in no need to queue.
I heard they spend a few million on the reno but I don't think the design is so good. Look like same leh. I think the toilets looks like change liao. At first I cannot find the tap! Then I find the tap and try to use it and I turn and turn the cheebye tap but cannot!!! KNNBCCB!!!!
Anyway if you drunk and dancing like seow you won't notice the design ugly or not. I think they use too many white colour, wait easy to dirty then they know. Raymond say he went the KL Zouk before, and the new Singapore one is look the same. Maybe they use the same designer got discount.
But they got change the speaker inside Zouk make until kan si lang big. Nabei the hi-fi is look like a HDB flat like that. I think even now my head still got the um-zi um-zi sound haven't go away yet. Tiu na seng.
That night also got a few Singapore star go Zouk (is those kind that go oversea people is dunno know who they are kind of star). I saw the stoner actor Benadick Goh and the fat become skinny girl-look-like-guy singer Ohlinda Choo. Also got those Mediacops last time star come. Maybe no show to act then they very free come here and show their face.
Lawrence went and drink until vomit and we have to put him inside taxi go home. Stupid fucker see the buy one drink get one drink free already very gian, and in the end drink so much. Same like last time at Mambo!!! I hate go Zouk this kind of place with him, he always drink until siao then tor. Heng I don't drive my baobei car go because parking damn fucked up and drive already cannot drink with them. Or else Lawrence sure fucking merlion inside my car one. Cheebye.
When I finish put the fucker Lawrence in the taxi I go back, and I saw got one fight outside the Phuture, but got the bouncer come and stop it. I think is got ang moh involve one.
But fight for fuck, man, go Phuture inside got a lot of chio bu to see. Dancing the R and B music on the dancing floor with big tv. Wear until sexy sexy, got the tube top, tank top and teh teh top. Tip top man.
There got a lot of girl hear the music already dance until like their cheebye itchy liddat. I think many is very young or no experience to drink, drink a bit only dance so sexy. But my horse and me never complain. Hahahahaha!!!!
I saw a few guy like to squeeze inside the crowded place and touch girl body. KNN cannot cow the girl have to like this then can touch girl kar chng. CMI man. If can make the girl to like you, you no need to secret secret touch her one. She will touch you first.
I wait for Raymond to buy the drink because we finish our whiskey liao. Suddenly I feel my arm got one girl rest her head there. Her face a bit red but she very friendly. And damn chio, short short, and hair long long, and longkang deep deep. My horse also sedia. Her nose is small small and got one ear ring.
We talk (actually more like shout) damn long time and drink some more. Her English very good like got study before one. She like don't mind my English so fucked up.
Her face remind me of last time got this girl I know who is study degree one, and everytime like to have orgy with her university friends and teachers in the university student hotel.
She said her fren is all dunno go where. So crowded this place. So she stay here and talk to me. She sit more and more closer to me when we talk, then her hand also start to touch me here and there.
Lets get out of here, she say, I am fucking sick of this shit.
I try to look for Raymond but the place very crowded and she pull me outside very fast.
We can go my place, she say, my roommates are out.
KNN! I thought I strike 4D, and Toto and Big Sweep all together, man.
I show you where my other ear ring is later, she say and laugh.
My horse happy until want to escape my jean and come out to play.
But no kar chng sex hor, she say, last time go this twisted fucker from my uni fuck my kar chng and I three days cannot get the fucking condom come out.
150 comments:
me 1st
im 2nd! hehehe for the first time top three... ^_^
me 3rd....haha...nice entry!!
so you got lucky wif the gal lor? hahaha...
Lucky 6th. Take care & Good 6.
Yay, i'm no 6!!
interesting post...7!
1st time top 10!
smoking, drinking,chiong n gambling, the 4 bad hobbies.
smoking will pull those pple around u die together with u,drinking too much yourself goto die only, gambling will make your family become poor, chiong will break ur family if u aldy marriage.
but i believe u r not really that kind of pple.
OMG... DID u fcuk tt gal upside down... nv mention wad u did to her...
nabezz i miss top 10
knn how cum story end half way?????
fuck man! purposely one ah!!
haha update more often lah.. next time chiong jio us!
Ya loh... half way stop. no details...
Top 20 =D Finally always see the comments 100++ de...Nice entry
EH FUCK YOU ALL LAH!
CCB!
CHEEBYE WHOEVER COMMENT AFTER ME IS A MORON!!! FUCK YOU ALL!!! I WIN!!!
wah ! me cheebye top 20 ? mana eh sai ah ?
Stop the numbering lah!! Idiots. This not contest. No prize lah!!!
oei handsome next entry put whether u got fcuk her =).. or what ever u did =)
u rock man
powerjam sux ur horse.
Aiyah, don't think last part of story is real lah!! Must be drunk liao!!!
lol... no details!
wah lao!!!! nvr continue with the girl story??? she uni girl ar???
hahahah tons of uni slut/whores these days
Alamak ! 27th ! LOL
ur horse so powerful. describe more about that girl leh...
top 30....
wah why never go into details bout u and the girl. kan. make me so horny den never elaborate.. turn off sia.
wuhaha. take it up her bung hole man.
top 50 heheh
No good to have backside sex lah.so disgusting. cock come out confirm got gal shit on it. yuck.
Hmm, didn't go into the essential details. Afraid of getting an X-rating for your site? Hey if the MIW are allowing the Crazy Horse girls to take off everything, they won't mind a juicy story!
heh potong steam.. you should finish the damn story lah.
Lol, dun call urself horse king~ cannon king better~
very big Bao~~~
WAhahaha
no. 37... dun tok cock la... u blog current affairs better.
the second halv kena censored by the government issit, hahaha
maybe he find the girl also got horse ah
where is the jucy part ???
Where is the jucy part??? heh
cheebye here cheebye there u got so many to fuck isit? everyday fuck urself until cow come home rite? those hu cannot study and fail exam ur problem dun drag other school understand anot? also dun know how to spell for fuck sake den dun spell...u STOOPID cannot go ri or hwachong den dun criticize...can get in den tok for all i cock care...u want sum dumbo cock come rule the country and get bomb by fucking sadam, osama or suicide bomber den u happie izit? cheebye so juz shut the fuck up ya? as in ALL u fuckers including rockson...talk so much about gahmen go run for politics la...cheebye...
fucking retards....post for the sake of saying "hey im first!!!"
GET A FUCKING LIFE MAN....
HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE BACK!
MUAKSSSSS!
the ending of this episode was kinda abrupt, a lil' unfinished.. haha..
nevertheless i enjoyed reading this entry, rockson never fail to at least add on a smile to me face. =)
nemjjyno 46 :P:P nice post :PP
ROFL~ Damn funny!
hahahahhaa.,.,,qsq
as usual, BORING. rockson pls try harder to entertain us, yawnz...
rockson rocks!!!!
FUCK U CHEEBYE ROCKSON U DAMN LUCKY EVERYTIME FUCK GAL WITH UR FUCKING HORSE KANINABU
The key to getting girls is be alone for a while.. They will hit on u!!
U FUKING LAR ROCKSON... TURN ME OFF LIKE FUCK LIDAT.. ME DAM SIAN LEHZ... CHEEBYE.
so is rockson going to tell us about his sexperience?
u STOOPID cannot go ri or hwachong den dun criticize...can get in den tok for all i cock care...
Some RI boys still cannot let go har? Scold Rockson from one post to another.
Hahahaha! Like this how to be the elite leader of Singapore? Hahaha!
Ok lah, sayang you lah, Raffles boys is the best of the best! Raffles boys are not arrogant! Raffles boys are smart and deserving of our adoration!
Nice twist and good suspense at the end! very funny!
Rockson, nice post yah...contitue to post more often leh...u so long den post one time...
Chee bye Rockson, fuck woman your horse happy liao lah. Lucky fucker.
Tell us how you fuck her leh.
fwap fwap fwap... ahhhh
wah rockson struck 4D,toto and big sweep sia... Go pubs drink drink,can get girl... Wah rockson si beh on sia... Rockson on lah!!!
HWACHIONG RULES! fuck RAFFLE INSTANTUITION.
haha i just love ur blog... all the metaphors damn nice... rock on rockson... btw i am top 100 again.. yeah...
Make my day....
why u cheebye ppl like to count which post u made??? NIN NAR BEI CHEEBYE KUM LAN SHIT CAN?
ME TOP 100 !!! ME 3RD ME 1st !!! CHEEBYE LIKE THAT GOT FREE MONEY OR FREE SEX MEH? OR like that so shiok until yr sperm shoot out
PPL WHO COUNT WHICH POST THEY ARE IN SHOULD FUCK SPIDER
hahaha rockson the girl is not girl leh..is transvestite leh.. one side earring + anal= gay. of course the story wont continue la!!
wah, the war between hwa chong and RI is stil on? oh god.. give yourselves a break. chill.
68th z! Top 70 also can. i siao already
post more often leh....
ahahhaahah
me 70th!
hahhaaa, nice ending.
Nice one man. Rockson RULEZ
eh somebody hep to translate leh, what is kar chng huuh...
Lamer... hahaha nice story keep it up... ROFL...
rockie shoots!
rockie scores!
kar chng is backside la~~~
HAHA, this is hilarious. Nice to take a break from all those important social issues!
damn funny.
to some anonymous at the top:
"u want sum dumbo cock come rule the country and get bomb by fucking sadam, osama or suicide bomber den u happie izit?"
what makes you think the gahmen is perfect just because we don't get bombed?
Fuck la buy 4d...you noe sg people so hum always buy 4D $2 big $2 small. Even if number open first price win small small only. Best is TOTO lor
I always felt that his posts always has to have some small bit (no matter how small) of gay stuff. lol.
LOL... where got virgin kacheng tight tight one... don't shit ar... haha... i especially like the last part... condom stuck in kacheng for 3 days... she din even urine?
Hai yah, if u are working, this is uniquely Sinkaporean life style. Chiak Hong Kee, Gamble, chiak lim chwee and pu chee kong. Wot else to do?
ROCKSON U R STUPID ALL YOUR STORIES ARE LIES PATHETIC PPL HU BELIEVE HIM HE IS JUJZ ANOTHER CLOWN HU ONLY KNOWS HOW TO TALK BUT NO ACTION FUCK HIM! repeated ad nauseum.
The comment spammer boy from RI is back.
Cannot let go ah?
u're a sick bastard
SO HAPPENING!!! :) hostel fun?? :P
Viceroy menthol light good.... very 'leng'
but aftermath soso...
marlboro still the best ...wahahha
Oh wait, "ROCKSON U R STUPID" and his long repeated comment just disappeared. Hahaha!
Must have taken a long time to post that long diatribe. And just one click and it disappeared. Poor little boy.
强!
Rockson supporters also hate xiaxue right?
Anyway guys you gotta check this out!
http://xialanxue.blogspot.com/2005/10/analysis-of-xiaxues-downfall.html
skali wake up beside you is raymond. wahahahhahahahaahahahaha
Rockson... U BEST! Skarli wake up next to u the chick got dick
Wah Dio Beh Pio!!! Jackpot ah Rockson! WIN ALready!!! Horse oso happy...mmmmmhmmmmmmm... ha ha h!
Tiff said...
kar chng is backside la~~~
ooooooooooh. eyuuueewww... :P :P
first time less than 100.....hehehe i love power missus..
Rockson, be fair to man, next time ask her to buy you drinks before you show your horse.
My friend told me in US it is very commom for girls to come, ask from man for the fun. Sad, we in Singapore now following the US trend. I think some people are clever don't want to marry and make babies, this could be one of the reasons, how scary of the development.
Hmz.. Sounds rather incredible, doesn't it? I miss zouk! Damn.. got to wait 8 more months before I get back to sg.
ROCKSON, post what you did with the girl leh, we are all very curoius... hahaha
Sounds like you had a lot of fun. Well - you may seem like Sex God to many wannabes here, but you aren't very selective are you? Seems like any Mary, Jane or Suzy will do.
Anyway - hope you practised safe sex.
yah lor~ u r right mann!
me also drank until so damn high....dunno & cannot see watz da decoration liao....onli know i see white everywhere....ahahahha;D
u never end your story properly one. so, do liao la?
Who is that bloody bo liao SPAMMER!! Go to HELL!!This is entertainment, not a newspaper. U think the people reading here stupid or wat? Rockson does a fine job to me so ROCK ON!
hey Rockson! Just discovered your blog yesterday and I finally completed all your archives within two days! You are truly hilarious!! double thumbs up!!...many times wanted to burst out laughing but cannot since I'm reading in the office. Because of you......very soon I'm gonna have internal injury!!!! Hahaha! But for Rockson its worth it!!! Hahaha!!!
The first article I read was “Monday, October 10, 2005, Remember the Lan Cheow Things Since Last Election”. It was so amusing and captivating! I went on to read from one article to another to the extent that I was having high-tide but I resisted leaving your blog and challenged my bladder!!!!! Hahaha!!!!
I think this weekend 3007 will become "red number"!!!
Oh ya!....i love your usage of the word “merlion” to describe vomit!!!! Love your creativty!!! Gonna use it from now on!!! Oxford Dictionary, please step aside.....cos here comes ROCKSON HORSE DICTIONARY!!!!!! Hahaha!!!
Am already having a crush on your persona! So do write more often ya! I foresee you gonna be in my thoughts for quite a while!!!! Haha.
Goodnight my dear! Sweet dreams :)
LOL that annoymous loser who keep spamming in caps must be jealous of rocksons long horse thats why hate him so much.
LOSER!!!!!!!!
Ignore the spammer just scroll down can liao. He keep posting in capital letters cos he want attention. If we respond he get what he wants. All rockson supporters just pretend hes non existant.
"When I finish put the fucker Lawrence in the taxi I go back"
That time i took a cab, the driver told me got pple left a drunkard in the taxi and they went off.. the poor driver after reaching destination, he put the drunkard at the roadside and drove off.. is that ur friend lawrence? keke
NNB.. next entry tell us what the ger did to u at her place ok?
where her other earring?
The other ring is at 'her' LanJiao lah! hahaha!
IT's call university "hostel" not "hotel"... hahaz... how I wish ,u uni have got a "hotel"
Anyway...nice blog, jia you ok
the ppl who wrote the long sentence making my head si beh kan pain... Tink he juz cut and paste all over... No creativity.... Head pain !!!!!
damn funny... keke.
cool~
rockson... come eat my horse
to the person of the last comment post...GET A LIFE JACKASS... Didn't your school teach you more vocab then your limited sentence structure. DUSCHBAG!
有屁不放,憋住心脏;没屁硬挤,锻练身体;我要放屁,大家注意,屁声一响,群众鼓掌.
gosh.. why are ppl so happy they left the first or 2nd or 3rd comment? hah..
Viceroy Menthol Lights kicksass....Damn cooling man...
I'm hooked on it for good.hahaha
Crazy flicks.
Gahman taboleh tahan sia, Butoh!
bo liao spammer, don't spoil rockson's blog entry and get a life! if u don't like what he writes, make yourself scarce and no one will miss you!! haha loser.
btw, everyone...i am the inventor of "merlion" cos i posted it in a few forums...looks like i should have patented the rights, rockson, next time before you use, please check with me ok?? ;)
Inventor of merlion? when did u 'invent' that?
great MORAL survey
http://www.my3q.com/go.php?url=sequitur/surveycan
that kiddie spammer is back...
For the kiddie spammer from RI responsible for this:
ROCKSON U R STUPID ALL YOUR STORIES ARE LIES PATHETIC PPL HU BELIEVE HIM HE IS JUJZ ANOTHER CLOWN HU ONLY KNOWS HOW TO TALK BUT NO ACTION FUCK HIM!
ROCKSON U JUZ SUK STOP BLOGGING FROM NOW ON AND FUCK OFF TO YOUR PATHETIC SHELL
LOOK..... SOMEHOW PPL DUN USE THEIR BRAIN WHEN THEY SPEAK THEY JUZ BLINDLY FOLLOW WAD OTHERS ARE SAYING AND I DESPISE THESE PPL. IF NOT FOR SINGAPORE GOVERNMENT, WOULD U HAVE SUCH A GOOD EDUCATION, GREAT TEAHCERS IN SCHOOL, LOW CORRUPTION RATE AND A VERY CONVENIENT BUS OR MRT SERVICE JUZ AT YOUR DORR STEP? AND U DO NOT NID TO WALK THE HELL OUT OF U TO SCHOOL LIKE PPL IN THE PAST DID?
LOOK..... SOMEHOW PPL DUN USE THEIR BRAIN WHEN THEY SPEAK THEY JUZ BLINDLY FOLLOW WAD OTHERS ARE SAYING AND I DESPISE THESE PPL. IF NOT FOR SINGAPORE GOVERNMENT, WOULD U HAVE SUCH A GOOD EDUCATION, GREAT TEAHCERS IN SCHOOL, LOW CORRUPTION RATE AND A VERY CONVENIENT BUS OR MRT SERVICE JUZ AT YOUR DORR STEP? AND U DO NOT NID TO WALK THE HELL OUT OF U TO SCHOOL LIKE PPL IN THE PAST DID?
ROCKSON U JUZ SUK STOP BLOGGING FROM NOW ON AND FUCK OFF TO YOUR PATHETIC SHELL
Stop coming here and spamming us with your nonsense, little boy. Got so much free time go and put your hands to good use, like rub your little boy penis. Sooner or later your silly spam will get deleted by Rockson or Lawrence or whoever runs this blog for Rocky. Hurhurhur!
Better not copy and paste so much, wait your fingers cramp and cannot pa chew cheng how?
'allo! Finish the story leh! Nabei, make me so gian then never say you hump her brains out or wat...details leh...faster hor!
Buddy,
A very exciting blog. But u stopped halfway leh, never share with us the juicy details.
Tell us more abt her kachng in the end? Did u find any rubber?
I am a pathetic little RI boy,
Get a life? You work for PAP? This is his blog, he can write watever he wants? Who do u think u are?
LKY's watchdog who licks his balls?
Rockson is cool with his version of a singaporean's life. If you want to start a suck-up-to-government-blog, go www.suck-up-to-pap.com.sg.
Just read and shut up. No one is forcing your CB head here.
So did the horse enter the stables?
Or, was the stables lock for the night?
DETAILS pls =)
So lucky, got free fuck. Hope u got wear cap cos she sounded like got many partners one.
You sounded clever, gahmen stop smoking by raising cigarette prices and make more places with no smoking signs, so that people can save up the monies (for high medical fees)with good health. But not really all, it has become more complex now, with more types and ways for gamblings, winners pay first class medical treatment, losers go to hell with medical debts.
".....the fat become skinny girl-look-like-guy singer Ohlinda Choo....." Did you ask her how she lost 22 inches from her arms (according to the daily ads in the papers)in her weight loss program? SHe must have been a really BIG girl!
muahahahahaha looks like you guys always fail to catch his point. LOL.
ME 138th!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AH LOCKSON AH ! SHE DIO FUCK KAR CHNG UNTIL SHE CANNOT GET THE CONDOM OUT, THEN HOW SHE PANG SAI ?!?!?
Lucky you and Lucky horse of yours. So any field report of your sexcapade with that girl?
That night also got a few Singapore star go Zouk (is those kind that go oversea people is dunno know who they are kind of star).
I LOL'D. 10/10
Screw all those stars and their chee bye face. I see people like Tay Ping Hui and it puts me off. Actually, screw all mediacorp artists They think they are big shot or something. But when they go other countries you are just a small fly.
Singapore stars are shit.
*Tanya Chua's song Sorry Ass plays in the background*
KNNBCCB, make my horse wanna race also... eh.. finish the story lah! Shit, I long time no go Zouk liao, actually I Malaysian, so i go KL Zouk, come here NUS study.. no CB time to go Zouk also...
heheh, face it caleb, people from your school are retarded:D
To unintelligent blog-commentators,
Stop typing nonsensical remarks like "me 1st or 3rd..."
If you have nothing to say, then don't stupify yourself further by showing the rest of the world how biase u can be.
Rockson: i appreciate your honesty, though not necessarily ur "clarity" in language. You keep me entertained here in Oregon. Thanks.
Viola
you people don't get it? when rockson said the girl was kenna F by the backside, he was indicating that the girl WAS actually a guy. which girl would get F by a guy except guy themselves doing so?
argh... wat happened den?? cut steam only.. rockson rocks!! i so agree!! rock on hor..
there's no point in engaging in senseless arguments about which sch is good or bad. all schools have certain characteristics and merit and its not criticizing them. it jus reflects badly on oneself and brings urself down to a level tt people despise upon. so guys stop deluding and drgrading urself and jus chill. rockson is jus a straightforward guy tt doesnt think so much so dun read so much into it. haha he may not even mean it in such a way.
you are a fucking funny guy i like your style...
ppl got offer endorsement bo??
other bitch got endorsement for posting shit you dun hav for posting funny thing?
>< i always look at this blog for a good laugh and entertainment><
haahaa...RI ppl really can't lose sial...say little bit only come here kb -.-" wake up ur idea lah..
check this chick's Blog out. Shes a hot, steamy babe and best of all, she would easily agree to give blow your mind with the best ever BJ you would imagine, no where u r.... in your car, desk, lift, theatre, library, toilet, cable car, rockson place.....etc... her mouth shld be big enuf to fit in your magnificent horse.....
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oh man let's share karen .. and horse her together man .. do it man alll gang bang ah !
Rockson!!! u rock!! i love u soo much! u're so hilarious!! do u have msn?
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