Monday, October 10, 2005

Remember the Lan Cheow Things Since Last Election

Yesterday Lawrence call me to tell me he install finish my computer the new hard disk. He say now got a lot of space, so he put for me the XXX photo and the XXX movie. I hope the fucker never put those video of woman have sex with dog one, like last time. The fucker.

He also very excited when he call me. He said gahmen going to pump $160 million to make his Aljunied (he live in Simei) become more solid. I say him he is like pregnant woman who forget how pain the baby last time make her cheebye, and now want to seh baby again.

Everytime got election, gahmen like to give us many goodie, like neh neh for us to suck. Singapore share (is like Indon gahmen give rupiah to the village to vote them), upgrading the flat (because last time they too ngeow never install the lift), plus promise this and promise that. Hope that people smell the cheebye already will forget the bad thing in the last four year.

More Simi Lan Cheow Good Year.

I, Rockson, don't like to forget the bad lan cheow thing, so I write here to remember. This is my blog, help me to remember my life.


- Buangkok MRT still never open

- No fucking jobs

- World most clean country can have Dengew Fever

- Still no fucking jobs

- NKF and their peanut and gold tap

- Build casino never listen the people

- Still no fucking jobs but pretend got those toilet cleaner job is counted

- Fuck people who say the emperor make his son the new king

- GST is become more and more

- Nicoll Highway collapse make people die and traffic jam

- Circle Line never finish

- Buangkok resident use paper white elephant to say their unhappy in the end kena police

- People kena retrench or have to do two job to tahan (day time do one job, night time drive taxi)

- ERP go up and longer hour

- Price of living go up

- Medicineshield price go up

- Petrol price for my baobei car go up

- Pubic transport fare of bus and train fare go up

- Easylink in the bus fucked up

- Easylink in the bus fucked up but blame the people

- Tekan blogger

- HDB flat people have to change their window nail

- The upper class become more upper class

- The middle class become the lower class

- The lower class become no class

- No chance for vote President

- No holiday because no chance for vote President

- 81 years old can still be President, but Singapore worker 40 years old kena retrench

- House price drop $100,000 cannot sell, sell already lose money until kar chng peet

- Study so hard come out no job

- Study so hard come out job take by cheebye foreigner

- $600,000 is consider peanut

- Singapore worker is too fussy because dowan $800 salary, but Minister salary must high because they are the best of the best

- China share become pang sai chua

- Waste our money on China Suzou park


So many year, we put the scotch tape on our mouth. We think never mind, no need have any voice, as long got job got goodie, Singaporean can don't shake the boat.

Now the boat already kena leak water and the Singaporean is paddle water.

Now maybe goodie is not enough. Maybe idea must come from many place not just one. Maybe no job but at least got a few more voice for us is better than no job and no voice.

I think already I also sian 1/2. Also a bit the headache. Maybe I will see the XXX movie Lawrence give me. I hope is girl-girl or girl-guy one. Girl-guy-girl also can. But guy-guy one will remind me how my kar chng kena fuck.

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someone said...

hahahahaha .... so funny

Anonymous said...

i'm third yay!!!! rockson rocks cocks.. haha

Deth said...

damn good points!

I support u ah!

Anonymous said...

haha...later the gahmen read this and u also go jail 1month fine: $5000...lolx...then u really kar chng peet lor~

Anonymous said...

they better never find out who you are. so that this sort of thing that needs saying can continue being said.

think after today's stunted times come out, we may all need to become Rocksons in future. completely anonymous. cannot let gahmen know who we are or will confirm kena fuck backside.

lancheow said...

6th! hahaha kar chng peet

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Anonymous said...

wahahaha SO DAMN FUNNY.

Anonymous said...

Wahahahhha!!! More more! -k-

Anonymous said...

wah sian!
11 only!

SundayGal said...

Maybe u can be our spokesperson at the speakers corner!

Anonymous said...

- 81 years old can still be President, but Singapore worker 40 years old kena retrench

this one best!!

u also like ger-ger one ah?
i also leh :D
hehehe

Anonymous said...

Wah....you like that tell the whole world...later they cannot charge you for your "anti-cheng hu's" words, they also can come raid your house & "chong kong" your new hard disk so they can charge , jail & rotan your backside for owning & distributing pornographic materials...
then you & Ray better prepare to wash backside clean clean go inside let the immates poke...
Thats what I call KAR CHNG PEET!

nabei.com said...

Sell ur car la rockson. Go drive motorbike. And u not scared police catch u and cane ur backside meh? say goverment until so jarlat. Like vandalising singapore like tat

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Anonymous said...

wah kaninabuchao chee bye this is call got balls sial. fuck sial now student blog about tchr oso must kena caning in sch this fucker rockson here still got the balls to kaopeh gahmen. power la. hats off man brudder.

Anonymous said...

Great social critique man, keep it up!

Anonymous said...

Wow.. so fast another entry.. Keep up your pace!!!

Anonymous said...

well..what to do...we are suppose to work our arse off to the grave...

nothing is perfect in this world....or would you prefer to have any tsunami, katrina or earthquake to hit the place u are staying?

be it good or bad...this world aint a good place to live in anyway...

Rhythmzlogy said...

Yo!! u rulz!!
Speak up for us!!! You Should be one of the MPs!!

kureshii said...

Totally agreed on No. 1, man. Actually woodleigh also not open, but I dont' stay woodleigh so don't care. everytime pass from hougang to sengkang see buangkok like some bloody ghost station.

simi-lan cheow where got nobody want to take buangkok mrt because too far from HDB flat? You just grab anybody from the HDB confirm say they want one lor; just need to add more bike stands can already.

the rest of your points a little debateable, but agreed on most of them. especially the toilet cleaner job one.

YOU ARE A BITCH said...

LOL. wtf. nice one

The Kindred said...

Number 24...

Anonymous said...

interesting argument laid out in a singaporean way...u actually voiced out wat is considered as taboo(in a way) by singaporeans but u did anyway...ur bravery commands respect...I TRULY AM UR FAN...blog on...u give a new meaning to the words "free speech"

Prabs said...

Eh i live in simei... where is lawrence... shall go hunt him down... nah bei, rockson u damn smart actually eh... i think u should form one opposition party ah... confirm 1/2 of singapore will vote u ah... but then wait they dont care what u say like our other opposition party... nahbei... rockson rock on !!

nahbei said...

nahbei, the buangkok station is all abt politics lah... one-party nation also still wanna have weird politics

Anonymous said...

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

But brudder.... be careful garment... i know dis is your blog, and i really like dis entry a lot but i scared after dis yr ka chng really pid and i cannot read yr blog and laugh liao..... then life will be so damm sian...haiz....

KWAI LAN KIA

qiutian said...

rocky, THIS time you ARE
definitely back !

rat said...

good... prompt blogs
fm;rat

Anonymous said...

Very nice read and I have to agree on some of the stuff, hmm.. actually all of it.

chion said...

rockson your balls damn big sia.. say those things not scared get fuck by gahmen? jail dont have comp to blog leh.. haha.. anyway i enjoy your entries alot.. very funny.. haha

blueapple said...

Nice one! and most of the points are quite true..

Anonymous said...

U r super daring...funny too..blog more often...

Anonymous said...

Ur blue bird blog is so damn fcuking nice that i cannot stop laughing. Pls Continue let the blue bird whop out and make us laugh. Don't keep whacking ur blue bird though =)

F¡яєвџяN said...

becareful will ur birdie kena sue man...cheers

Anonymous said...

lol, n1

Anonymous said...

Why the lanjiao peepers of Aljunied so fucking special ? If gahmen expect my vote in Holland-BP they can wait long long !!!!

at82 said...

ROCKSON! totally agree wif u!

Anonymous said...

My Rockson is back to his best! Rock On! =Þ

Anonymous said...

Very poignant and perceptive piece of work.

throbist said...

heard of him only recently. had to read his archive after his nkf entry. singapore's irvine welsh if u know what i mean. amazingly good shit.

Anonymous said...

Wah! You THE MAN.

Very accurate!

YOU CAN TEACH OUR GRASS ROOTS AND FEEDBACK UNIT HOW TO TALK TO GARMEN PEOPLE.

Anonymous said...

Who needs Sammyboy when we can have
Rockson. MORE MORE MORE pls....

Er..you from Young PAP or not? Why lumpar made of steel. So full of balls.

Anonymous said...

u ever worry u like dat blog hor.. will kana police call to play with ur backside bo? in here many ppl encourage u lah.. say u hero lah.. but i advise u hor... smart can liao... dun act smart lor...

PsYkO said...

lol, good point, really so many probs here

Serene said...

yup... i agree with u....

ecneret said...

"81 years old can still be President, but Singapore worker 40 years old kena retrench"

Good point.

.......... said...

Got once i went to Buangkok.. scare the hell out of me.. its like a ghost town..

pity the pple staying there... super inaccessible

Anonymous said...

kekeke......i must send this link to frens!!

Brother PowerOne said...

Brother Rockson, I sibei pei fu what u said. If got more ppl like u, the Papa Anak Party sure jialat liao.

Xianghong said...

Eh careful of Sedition Act man. And don't forget you're also responsible for what people write in the (soon to be) 500 comments. Hahaha good luck.

Anonymous said...

"clap clap clap...."

wElL Said! ThoSe ArE the VOIceS FrOm the HEART....

CHeer!

Fr0g^___^

Anonymous said...

nice insightful entry as usual. =)

Anonymous said...

u kar cheng kanna fuck by who hahaha

Anonymous said...

what you're sayin is quite true, but then smart content is dangerous when left to the interpretation of stupid people. hey, not telling you what or how to write man (please, nabei cb lancheow all you want, it gets the point across) but it might help to not let some of your points be miscontrued.

Anonymous said...

support u all the way... haha

Anonymous said...

wah i 57 leh,rock on !!

Anonymous said...

Very outstanding commentary of current political & socioeconomic conditions of Singapore. I personally feel that the use of language well depicts a good percentage of how singaporeans feel. For the bunch of us who have our degrees & what not, we need to learn from you. Keep it up & stay anonymous so we can continue hearing from you! Cheers.

Anonymous said...

sometime i think u are DR chee shun quan

lilo said...

i cant help but love you so much!! so bloody funny lar you!! super daring also.

but must be careful lei.... now very very dangerous lei... good luck!

Anonymous said...

Quote "Wah....you like that tell the whole world...later they cannot charge you for your "anti-cheng hu's" words, they also can come raid your house & "chong kong" your new hard disk so they can charge , jail & rotan your backside for owning & distributing pornographic materials...
then you & Ray better prepare to wash backside clean clean go inside let the immates poke...
Thats what I call KAR CHNG PEET!

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Yo! This show how gahmen can thumb you down with their parwere..rotan, jeil and bengkrupt you...Derrty isn't it? Cannnot help seetizen but make you feel weak and helpless and have to depend on them.

yamies said...

well it's important to have active citizenry.. it's probably time for all of us to start opening up and standing up for our rights.

Anonymous said...

Loxson Loxs

desperadoz. said...

ROCKSON OWNNS>

yip said...

really gd stuff your blog is damn good maybe can help save my social studies haha

Anonymous said...

This is your ticket to freedom.

http://travel.state.gov/visa/immigrants/types/types_1318.html

howie said...

yay all the students read ur blog then during social studies all quote rockson...quotable quotes (Y)

KNNBCCB said...

Why everyone so scared Rockson kena sue or kena call up by gahmen to peet his karchng?

Gahmen got no case against Rockson wad. Wad Rockson said on his blog is true anyway. Use ur blains leh, people.

Anonymous said...

i am number 70! ! ! ! ! ! !

Anonymous said...

and i am nyumber 71!

snow angel said...

I like you saying "The lower class become no class"

Anonymous said...

72!

Anonymous said...

shit! 74 already

Anonymous said...

So damn truem but becareful hor, dun get you backside kena fuck by gahmen.

Chink in NYC said...

Rockson, you outdone yourself! Excellent, brilliant entry!

If Singapore is a true democratic country, you should not get into any trouble for speaking up.

Bravo! You have guts - you really stand up for Singapore!

Anonymous said...

u kenna fuck by guy b4 ? blog abt it leh

Anonymous said...

Rockson, I agree Singaporeans deserve better, S'pore govt used to be damn good but I think the power has gone to their heads.

While you get many good responses, there are some real stupid ones like those ranking their positions - these stupid motherfuckers deserve govt worse then what we have.

Rock on, Rockson!

egoman said...

Not to forget... terrorist wanna bomb Singaporean's Backside

Anonymous said...

great post. keep up the good work.

JOJO AKA CONRAD (yaohui) said...

SUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CW said...

Yeah,true,esp the part abt the dengue fever!

melz said...

Nobody says it best like Rockson!

You go, boy! =)

dandan...™ said...

$600,000 is consider peanut!!
**This make me boiling!
She said its PEANUT!
I know she's rich..
Hehz,peanut!!
ya..peanut..$100,000 to me is gua-zi!

slikpizz said...

I see that everyone quite not happy with government. Next time start work also dunno how to survive. I must work for 50 years with eating/or sleeping before i can remotely afford a house by myself.

But then, scare to vote against PAP leh, wait they stop promoting me in my civil service job next time how??

Anyways, lockson locks!

Anonymous said...

knnbccb, u think s'pore so bad, then migrate go US la....so u can fuck all the ang mo chee..... suck ang mo neh neh....show off ur "so called" big horse la...

'malay boy' ahmad said...

Dear Rockson,

Woahhh! I'm stunned! U blog 'gerek'!

But too bad, GE still far away.

Chiao liao

'malay boy' ahmad said...

Dear Rockson,

Woahhh! I'm stunned! U blog 'gerek'!

But too bad, GE still far away.

Chiao liao

Coldkoh said...

MArk my words rock.You're our hero

Anonymous said...

rockson, you missed somethings - CPF buy shares, most of them mar-ti. ERP up but road tax still there. Clob shares die your par-sile. There many more, singaporeans put them behind their memories loh, because garment give you four, five houndred dollars. Got sweets so everybody don't cry anymore, is like that one. Already so many times, you don't know meah !

Cyst said...

Long Live the ROCKSON!!!

Mao said...

jin gu bo lai kuah liao. one shot read many of e entries. buay pai siah! funi enuf. got meaning oso... speak out my thinking oso. carry on la. i support u!

Ivan Chan said...

No way! If you don't 'disappear', then you absolutely have to be a gahmen plant (to attract unhappy citizens to comment, who then 'disappear).

Jason said...

WOW!! this post is really superb.. Unlike previous posts which contained humour and only humour, this post has CONTENT!
你把新加坡人的心声都讲了出来。。
And if you are worried that the 'gahmen' will 'fuck ur kar chng' because of what u wrote, dun worry..I, with my frens will protest, and hopefully with more die-hard rockson fans.. :)
GOOD JOB!!

Anonymous said...

In Singaporen, no one can hear you scream.......

Anonymous said...

You forget one more memorable boo-boo:

"Act tough in UN, but end up Singapore kena called pisai"

Wynx said...

Rockson rocks on...Your points damm valid manz! Way to go!!!

Prices only got one direction, that's up... KNN..

Kelvin Lim said...

Aiyah. Boh pian lah.

Not happy also like dat. When election come, those want to vote for opposition all kena walkover. Then those people that got chance to vote all kena bluff and blinded by gahmen.

Stoopid singaporeans... Once vote liao, then regret y vote for PAP.

4 yrs later, cycle will still repeat itself cos people so forgetful... sianz...

Anonymous said...

kanneh.. are you working in the press? u got all the points!

Anonymous said...

woohoo 99th !

Anonymous said...

Yay 100th !!!!!!!

Wynx said...

BTW, hor...LP, I met a taxi driver..He told he have to slog to learn 30 bucks for 8 hours of work...KNN, this called ideal job?

Anonymous said...

Cocky,

It's really very true indeed Rockson, It's very stressfull nowadays. People make business they also dont know whether they can make it or not. Survive or fold and declare bankrupt.

But Govt. Whatever business,whenever cannot or lose money they able to increase the fare. Obviously they will earn money one. But as long as the service is convenient it's still ok.

Another thing I'm afraid of bus survey, sure kena bus terminate or reduce the service kena wait longer time but still pay the same fare.

But still the say good service.

And nowadays my company annual increment also cannot cover up the the increased of all the utilities and household. For sure losing money every year, pay packet becoming lesser and lesser.

Maybe one day U will become the voice of S'porean to express their feeling....Salute Rockson.

Union said...

Gutsy dude. Grats to you!

Got one more that you missed ... 4 Letters ...

N. T. U. C.

1) Only union that is for gahmen and not worker

2) NTUC Taxi chairman get 1-2million pay and taxi driver pay $90 for rental per day ... Taxi driver no life

3) Union that don't fight for workers right but setup business with union money and make more money to pay themselves

4) Only other union that worked got its head (SIA pilot) get his citizenship cut (so funny)

5) Union with interests in supermarket, real estate, investment, insuramce ... blah blah ... macham MNC but still not union

Anonymous said...

一级棒! 加油...

孺子牛 said...

大选将至。

Papa Gay said...

Dear Rockson boi boi

See guy-guy XXX must let Papa watch also ok.. Papa wont xxx ur kae cheng.. papa play with horse only..

Papa Gay

Anonymous said...

One HK billionare commented (on TV) that HK is the number one Chinese freest in the world. And I think he is right! We are now tailing far far behind. Why ah? Wot went wrong?

Singaportsguy said...

i just hope you hadn't bitten more than you could chew...

xY :> said...

wahaha those are so true rockson!
woooohooo!!!

Anonymous said...

wah lao rockson.. perfect lah.. nice entry.. agree to most of the things.. funny sia u... dun watch too much XXX things.. later eyeballs pop out how to blog?

Anonymous said...

I had the same reaction when I read about Aljunied. But some of your points are a bit repetitive lah. But the overall thrust (pun unintended) is good.

Anonymous said...

Wahahaha... THE OLD GUAI LAN ROCKSON is BACK...!!!

WoooOoooHOoooOooOoo....!!!

Anonymous said...

Rockson, the rich got richer, the poor got poorer. The rich people go and pee during working hour, caculate on the time he used and his pay maybe S$160,000/month.(160,000.00x12=1920000/2288=839/60minute=13 dollars/min.(without cal bonus).
Just take one minute for the pee, is 13.00 dollars. If you go and clean toilet maybe one day 13 dollars if you are lucky, so for them any increase of 20 cents is not even one second of the pay, but for the toilet's cleaner, is as if chocking their necks, if this is going to be wider a gap for the rich and poor then the poor surely die. Why like this ? blame ourselves.

Anonymous said...

Singaportsguy
>> its true what, whatever he said.
even if taken on with a hilarious perspective.
>> Makes me all nervous and depress when transport fare is so fucking expensive these days. why man, almost the entire population in singapore relies so much on such services, they are bent to cash on poor people like us! =(
>> if they can lose a reported 9million on bus cheats, you can already imagine how much they earn from the rest of us?!

ProFire said...

You reap what you sow.

ACURA said...

i totally agree.. govt always give u some sweet when some election or some fuck thing coming up.. u think it is good.. govt five u $1, later take back from u double.. but wat can we do? nothing but to let them play with us like toy.. haiz...

Rockson: ur backside got play by the govt last time?

Anonymous said...

Don't know what U all want.. Last week say Rockson get tame and now tell him be careful or ganna jail..

Anonymous said...

u mean ur kar ching kena fucked b4?

Anonymous said...

YOU FORGOT THE RESERVIST BULLSHIT! FOREIGNERS COME TAKE OUR GIRLS AND JOBS BUT COUNTRY WE PROTECT NBCB. AND THE CCB IPPT WTF NB WORK LIKE DOG MORNING TO NIGHT STILL EXPECT US TO PASS THAT CHEEBYE IPPT I SAY LICK MY ASS SUCK MY COCK!!!! YOU FORGOT THE RESERVIST BULLSHIT! FOREIGNERS COME TAKE OUR GIRLS AND JOBS BUT COUNTRY WE PROTECT NBCB. AND THE CCB IPPT WTF NB WORK LIKE DOG MORNING TO NIGHT STILL EXPECT US TO PASS THAT CHEEBYE IPPT I SAY LICK MY ASS SUCK MY COCK!!!! YOU FORGOT THE RESERVIST BULLSHIT! FOREIGNERS COME TAKE OUR GIRLS AND JOBS BUT COUNTRY WE PROTECT NBCB. AND THE CCB IPPT WTF NB WORK LIKE DOG MORNING TO NIGHT STILL EXPECT US TO PASS THAT CHEEBYE IPPT I SAY LICK MY ASS SUCK MY COCK!!!! YOU FORGOT THE RESERVIST BULLSHIT! FOREIGNERS COME TAKE OUR GIRLS AND JOBS BUT COUNTRY WE PROTECT NBCB. AND THE CCB IPPT WTF NB WORK LIKE DOG MORNING TO NIGHT STILL EXPECT US TO PASS THAT CHEEBYE IPPT I SAY LICK MY ASS SUCK MY COCK!!!!

Anonymous said...

Rockson rocks! I support you, fuck the government, fuck the ERP system, The singapore government are blood suckers, KNNBCCB.. lan tiu ok..

Anonymous said...

You sound like a hater... but yeah good points..
you can convince people more with if you use beter english..

Anonymous said...

u don't like to forget all these bad lan cheow things only ah ? I have more than u can't forget forever u know?

Anonymous said...

i think rockson fans cool down dy...hahahah

Anonymous said...

Rockson... u r the best ah!! Funniest blog i ever read ah!! U win liao!

Anonymous said...

not forgetting the big ferris wheel that the gvt is gonna build at marina. waste tax payer's money. somemore copy London eye.

Anonymous said...

It doesn't mean that just because you study so hard, you will get a high paying job. Being conscientious(in your work), having a good work attitude and nice personality is very important too. I have a friend who graduated from NUS, but is only drawing a pay of 1000+ working as a telephone operator. I guess that's because he doesn't smile alot,i've known him for years. A person without much education can climb all the way up if he's hardworking

Hemogoblin said...

lucky u not from china... china ppl talk anything abt their garment confirm jail...

anyway nice views...

Anonymous said...

i am number 129. yes, i am top 129!!

WeiDe said...

I din agree with all the pts. For casino, there will always be ppl whu agree n those whu dun. A decision has to be made.

Anonymous said...

Well said, love how you dare to speak out like this. Jiayou!

Anonymous said...

Hail anarchy

Genie =) said...

woo hoo!!! u rox!!!

DannyWatt said...

wei wei... u not scared gahmen arrest u like the racister blogger then play your backside ah?

Anonymous said...

i do not really agree with the points you said. look at it this way, all you said was what bad about the government in the past 4 yrs. i'm pretty sure to say much more good things about the government in the past 4 yrs.

Anonymous said...

CAN PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT GOOD THINGS TO SAY ABOUT GARMENT PLS?

I NEED REMINDER!

Anonymous said...

Please blog everyday. Reading your blog is the highlight of my day.

meLv0 A. said...

wah. since when ur kar chng kena fucked? lol

meLv0 A. said...

i thought u like only girl guy? now got guy guy oso you like? lol

Anonymous said...

I lurve u very the much Rockson. Cum play my kar chng.. ahahahahahhaa

YaTz said...

Wah liao! Me Sporean living away fm hm. BUt reading ur blog ah suddenly iremember y i left spore. Funny lah u! At least brighten up my day! Thanks for not sondemning da melayu n muslims. coz me muslim n got many cina frenz too coz my face half cina lah. Kudos!

Anonymous said...

fucking hilarious.
i also like u hate the fuckign gahmen. knn all the same family one. cheebye. u rock dude!

Anonymous said...

remember how we were taught to play fair, be honest and have integrity when we were at the gahmen kindergarden?
then we grew up to find ourselves in a fearsome environment smack of nepotism, scattered with greedy linked corporations and have filthy rich yes-men to rule over us .
fucking scary.

Anonymous said...

- Buangkok MRT still never open

a decision that affects thousands... can I say only?

- No fucking jobs

Classified Ads is quite thick nowadays

- World most clean country can have Dengew Fever

true...true...true

- Still no fucking jobs

refer up

- NKF and their peanut and gold tap

true... true... true

- Build casino never listen the people

It may be a good decision. you never know.

- Still no fucking jobs but pretend got those toilet cleaner job is counted

A job is still a job. You can't be too choosy for survivorship.

- Fuck people who say the emperor make his son the new king

??????

- GST is become more and more

3% more and more... 5%

- Nicoll Highway collapse make people die and traffic jam

Nobody wants this and government's fault is probably 10%. Blame private contractors.

- Circle Line never finish

Will finish. It's only 2 years behind schedule.

- Buangkok resident use paper white elephant to say their unhappy in the end kena police

true...true... true...

- People kena retrench or have to do two job to tahan (day time do one job, night time drive taxi)

true..true..true... so there are jobs.

- ERP go up and longer hour

true... true... true....

- Price of living go up

If you drive....

- Medicineshield price go up

But coverage also better.

- Petrol price for my baobei car go up

Like the whole wide world

- Pubic transport fare of bus and train fare go up

true.. true...true....

- Easylink in the bus fucked up

true...true...true... Bus company's fault... not government... but they owned by government.

- Easylink in the bus fucked up but blame the people

true...true...true.. again bus com's fault...not government....but owned by government.

- Tekan blogger

they deserved it to some extent.

- HDB flat people have to change their window nail

To prevent window falling...surely you want to feel safe.

- The upper class become more upper class

True..true...true...

- The middle class become the lower class

True...true...true....

- The lower class become no class

No comments.

- No chance for vote President

Not government's fault. The other guy really sucks.

- No holiday because no chance for vote President

True...true...true....

- 81 years old can still be President, but Singapore worker 40 years old kena retrench

not a fair statement... surely had that same 81 years old is to be a 40 year old worker, he may not be retrenched. Upgrading skills is important.

- House price drop $100,000 cannot sell, sell already lose money until kar chng peet

True...true.. true... This is Mah Bow Tan's fault.

- Study so hard come out no job

It's not no job... it's low-paying job.

- Study so hard come out job take by cheebye foreigner

graduates with no experience but refused to take low-paying jobs and ended up jobs being fillup by foreigners....

- $600,000 is consider peanut

true...true...true....

- Singapore worker is too fussy because dowan $800 salary, but Minister salary must high because they are the best of the best

They are the best of the best.

- China share become pang sai chua

It's China's fault. Not Singapore's.

- Waste our money on China Suzou park

FYI, it's making money now.

So I would say only half your points are valid.

But interesting read though.

Cheers

lalala said...

yeah! you are fucking right.. government really sucks.. they are not juz killing us softly.. but loudly... they are nothing but juz a bunch of idiots...

Anonymous said...

wah rockson,u no scared government come catch u arh ???

Anonymous said...

interesting insight. hope i wont see ya face in ST in the near future =)

gaoxing09 said...

Anonymous says:
You forget one more memorable boo-boo:

"Act tough in UN, but end up Singapore kena called pisai"

But hor dun forget leh,this little pisai do a lot of things leh,first in everyting wor and then first to go rescue ppl wan,first to go aceh to save ppl!!! Dun forget !!

Anonymous said...

If Prof. Rockson just suddenly stops posting for a while... we all will know what happened =X

Anonymous said...

I agree with the things you've said and more. Rockson, I salute you! You are the hope for free speech in Singapore. On one hand, I hope that some government official gets to read this and know how some Singaporeans really feel. On the other hand, I hope they dun find out and track you down haha.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, he won't get caught. If he does, you will know that Singaporean's don't really have a sense of humor and are just village idiots

Anonymous said...

Wonder why people keep voting for PAP...
No doubt they did contribute to the development of Singapore in the early years, which is the main reason why Singapore is so successful now. But it should not stop there. Our parents and grandparents may vote for the PAP as they have witnessed what the PAP did for them, but the younger generation have not seen the PAP doing anything for us. And we're not going to vote for the PAP just because our parents do.
When will people stop voting blindly?

Anonymous said...

To the anonymous who went through Rockson's points one by one.

While some of your rebuttals may be true (there are a couple that can be debated), perception is reality.

How do you convince the disgruntled masses that the gahmen is not at fault?

Being right is not enough. Convincing your citizens you are right is more critical.

Anonymous said...

Nicoll Highway collapse make people die and traffic jam

combination of factors caused this. u think its easy to hold back tons of soil when digging deep? want to blame, blame the slacker in charged of taking regular measurements and dunno wat.

Study so hard come out job take by cheebye foreigner
fully agree. CCB .
wai guo lao gong wu dong bu ru.

Anonymous said...

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YOU FORGOT THE RESERVIST BULLSHIT! FOREIGNERS COME TAKE OUR GIRLS AND JOBS BUT COUNTRY WE PROTECT NBCB. AND THE CCB IPPT WTF NB WORK LIKE DOG MORNING TO NIGHT STILL EXPECT US TO PASS THAT CHEEBYE IPPT I.....
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Hey dude! you got your points across...don't drag it..my fingers are hurting from scrolling down the comments.

Anonymous said...

Who's is at fault for the foreigner to flog here, If i'm not mistaken S'porean was ask to cut the population and family planning was introduced at year around 70+. Who's stupid idea was it now dont pretend blurr and hide under the bedsheet, and then blaming the S'porean for having small family.

And they said, since S'porean having a small family the new house built should reduced to the size to cater the small family but price still the same. I dont understand another tricky idea. I become more blurr cannot become clever S'pore people. Always kena cheat.

Another things that I merely heard from unknown strangers at seaside during having an evening breeze was that " S'porean Govt. just know how to makan S'porean people money only, but doing business overseas all kena chak.( Liau )kena cheat. China chak liao.

Is it true or not I leave on your comment.

Anonymous said...

keep posting.. i agree with what you said man..

Anonymous said...

your entries show that you're a well read person dude. good points there. keep posting.

Anonymous said...

Rockson, you are a hard act to follow, but here's my two cents' worth:

Spend millions for new name for Marina Bay, get back same name

Put TV in buses that nobody wants, and raise bus fare for "improved service"

Newspaper say no business, increase price, then reports millions in profit

Professors report jobs go to foreigners, then kena hantam by neh neh doctor Minister

Anonymous said...

rockson is gahmen employed so how to go jail? they'll vet his stuff so that no kaypoh can report him. the funny complaints are just a means of venting your anger and frustrations and to keep your horse satisfied. haha

Anonymous said...

Hey, the more I read his blog, the more I agree with that view.

To the anonymous who went through rockson's post point by point.

Don't bother. Takumi has to make it look like he's not govt man (don't get it? See the young pap link right at top). So he has to mix the sensible with the stupid comments to make it seem like his persona - the ex-ah beng.

We're here to have a laugh or two so there's really no need to nitpick.

Anonymous said...

Can someone remind me what good has Garmen done in the last 10 years or so???

Please please please so that I can remind myself to vote for them!

Cyn-* said...

You always win some & lose some. I guess our government is better than a lot of others, but may still pale in comparison to some. Nothing is perfect in this world.

AnnoYmaS said...

So many ppl read your blog sure got the gahmen attention liao. They'll sure know who u are. Singapore so small sure can trace 1. Good luck man n keep your horse and kar chng safe.

Straits Times is the Gahmen Blog said...

Why should Rocky write down all the GOOD things for us to remember? No need what! Gahmen got their own blog! It is call the Straits Times!

THEY will remind you. Again and again and again! And more so before the elections!

So don't worry! Rockson no need to waste his time!

Anonymous said...

oh dear, rockson's got us all talking like him now. very soon there'll be a speak good english and stop speaking rockson's english campaign.

siaoliao said...

eric khoo should make your movie siah! and mark lee can play you!

Dondon said...

Be careful, you are walking on thin ice...
But I must say that only with more people like you, who are willing to speak their minds, then the system would change.

Slowly, but surely.

(Taiwan taxi driver told me one)

fucker said...

ur ka chng kena fucked by who? emperor, king or both? hope it's not the latter... that would make u royal concubine to ur stepson...

recruit ong said...

One more honest mistake to add..

Open tv market for "fake competition" den less than 3 yrs later merge back into monopoly again. Still thick skin enuff to say viewers have choices and tv standards have improved.

Anonymous said...

Dude... Ure d man... I hope people from on top will see or hear this and think about what they have done to the freaking people all ard spore...

Anonymous said...

fuck the emperor

and his sons

and dat daughter-in-law

Anonymous said...

RocksoN RoXz man.. UpZ. maybe u can go take part in the election for minister. then become our minster then speak for the people and also allow XXX magazines n shows like those u have see in USA!
Good Eh? then i think singapore will have less rape cases and all the rubbish wil be condomS! rite?

Anonymous said...

Why are Singaporeans so ungrateful? In spite of what the PAP has done ... S'poreans still find it in themselves to bitch like this

Anonymous said...

Why are Singaporeans so ungrateful? In spite of what the PAP has done ... S'poreans still find it in themselves to bitch like this

Jeelaka said...

"... my company annual increment also cannot cover up the increased of all the utilities and household..."

In our company, where got annual increment? Tan ku dio woo !!!

Anonymous said...

"... my company annual increment also cannot cover up the increased of all the utilities and household..."

Annual increment? your company got fucking annual increment?

Friend, I not only got no fucking annual increment, I kena pay cut. And to fucking SURVIVE, I have to take TWO JOBS! What talking you?

Tsk!Tsk!Tsk! said...

The bus co said they lost $9 million on bus cheats. They are indirectly saying the middle/lower class people (ie bus commuters) are cheats!

I am a regular bus commuter. But I can't remember I have ever seen any passenger trying to cheat on the bus fares. How do the bus co get the figure of $9 million? Can we sue the bus co for defamation?

CASE has nothing to say on this?

Anonymous said...

Rockson rocks! I support you, fuck the gahmen, fuck the ERP system, The singapore gahmen are blood suckers, KNNBCCB.. take from ppl not enough, squeese u dry n eat ur fresh, knnbccb,
coe not enough, now use Erp to top up their pocket, always say Economic better, but only gahmen pay increase, we no job, knnbccb, 800 how to live in Singapore! give u 3k monthly also not enough, kids n wife n parent, go eat grass, no wonder now so many rape, kill, fight, rob case, cos no place to release anger n no food, knnbccb, no wonder the son no son to take over the empire, god bless.

Anonymous said...

" Why are Singaporeans so ungrateful? In spite of what the PAP has done ... S'poreans still find it in themselves to bitch like this "

Fuck lah, pap alone can do wat good, also need worker ok, use ur bloody brain, knnbccb, singapore got reason price sure up, but got reason, price will still stay, gahmen say Econmic good, than y all the company wanna increase this n tat, u wan some return, ok, take some, let u take liao not enough, act blur, give u goodies than squeese u dry again, u still say pap good, time to say goodbye pap... lol, god bless, no son to tak over son ..zzz..

Mickell said...

No free lunch.

Anonymous said...

bravo rockson! i dun lyk the gahmen too, but i not so daring as u, hope internal security dept dun come after u n screw u, u take carez man

Anonymous said...

CHOW CHEEBYE LOR! U GUYS ARE KAM LAN DUA CHEEBYE TO TEKAN THE GAHMENT LIKE THAT. ONE BY ONE YOU ALL CHEEBYE KIAS ARE GOING JAIL AND PEET KAR CHENG.

I SUPPORT PAP FOREVER LAR

Anonymous said...

You know why foreign people took your jobs because IGNORANT Singaporeans like you think that foreigners could do beter and hire them. Singapore is after all only a tiny piece of land. I mean all you could do is complain about it. Migrate then if you are able to. Singaporeans are just a frog in a well. They never seen the world outside but just based on movies. Thinking that other countries are always beter than theirs. You post your fustrations here but shame on you because you still are a Singaporean. Accept the fact that you have a Government which is so powerful and such a copy cat.

Go AWAY said...

er XIN..you DUN LYkk HERE Then GO AWAYY!!

YOU ARE A BITCH said...

oh be nice. for once i shall say this blog post is best amongst your pervious ego-ist act beng ones laa! ((:

Brother PowerOne said...

I SUPPORT PAP FOREVER LAR

Oei, if you want carry the gahmen's balls then don't stay anonymous. They won't know who to reward and we won't know who to target for flaming.

Anonymous said...

rockson u r one of the guy whom i admire and respect!! *salute*

justmytwocentsworth said...

Doesn't anybody find this fishy?

First of all, in the previous post, there are comments on Rockson's blog that he might be a PAP member due to his previous entry and the link at the side menu, the next minute, Rockson churns out an entry that writes abt the bad things abt the gahmen.

I mean, everyone now watches his/her words carefully even in the blogosphere. And here we have Rockson writing abt such things. And not forgetting that Rockson's blog does generate lots of hits.

I am sure very few people dare to badmouth the gahmen, especially during this sensitive period, unless of course, Rockson is (part of the) gahmen himself.

I guess, the truth will be unravelled soon if Rockson's blog continues to exist without any intervention frm the gahmen.

justmytwocentsworth said...

Anyway, we can't deny that the PAP has brought stability for the country, and if you compare ourselves with our neighbours, we are in fact doing quite well.

And, everywhere, there is bound to be the rich and the poor, the employed and the jobless. This happens worldwide. Cos it is an unfair world. Dun blame it on the govt. If you want to be rich, depend on yourself, be an entreprenuer or that sort.

But of course, people will alws remember the bad things but not the good things. And when people dun blame themselves, they start to blame the one who is in charge of them, which is our gahmen.

gahmen said...

2cents really only worth 2 cents.

JOE said...

think since a lot of people read your blog, you should post an article that talks about the racism that happens in the SAF.
Like for example, malays are not enlisted into the commandos or airforce or other highly confidential departments. They are posted to places like guards (aka 2nd grade commandos), or civil defence or police; the not-so-restricted departments.

Before the govt starts pointing fingers, they should look at their actions.

Rockson, i think you might wanna stand up for our fellow bloggers. since you have a large following, your views will be read.

Do consider.

recruit ong said...

joe u r rite man!

when i was in NS not a single malay in signal unit one.

PAP gahmen wan to charge bloogers for being racist? They should fucking charge the SAF first!

Tung said...

bro, you rock!

everything also govt right, we wrong. knn...other than the racism in the army, yellow ribbon is another. fuck u understand??

and bro, i think we all think too much la. there might not be an election after all. they just have to expand the election boundaries to 4 super-GRCs. north, headed by pm. east by sm. west by mm.

how to fight? might as well walk-over. then knn....no holiday again.

Anonymous said...

sooner or later, you will be called up to ISD for a cup of kopi. Your blog is definitely been monitored. Beware and be careful. Wash your ass clean and wait for strokes!

chiohchioh said...

yayy,... rockson is back!!! after the spate of not-so-insightful posts previously... nice

Anonymous said...

dam good points. but only can voice here. better make sure the gahmen never check out who are you ah rockson.if not, your lan jiao will split 4 ways!one for LKY to keep, one for the current emperor to keep , one for ah Goh to keep and the last one for big mouth goh to keep so that she can count peanuts with it.

anon said...

impressive entry

Anonymous said...

GD one haha U rock man

Anonymous said...

PAP Rules !!!!!

Anti-Gahment poster's IPs will be logged, detected and JAILED !

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