Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Come back from USA

I come back from USA liao. Diu na seng, I cannot used to the hot here, and my timing all fucked up. Lucky I on leave today.

I went to look for Raymond because he afternoon quite free, so can come out to drink kopi. I miss Singapore kopi, man. USA the Starfuck coffee is really too expensive for me.

Wah you damn song ah? Go USA for work! Raymond say, how many neh neh you see and ang moh cheebye you fuck?

No lah, I say, a few only, most day is work. But I think my last night is the most hiong one. Wake up headache and see 4 or 5 use condom everywhere, and one still on my horse. But I cannot remember what happen. I go there is follow my boss one, do cow do horse for him, like coolie liddat. But not bad, still can enjoy my trip. See many strip show, watch XXX channel, make new girl friend, and win a bit of jackpot money. I even find some good Chinese food.

Raymond was in bad mood, he told me that the Singapore union member must pay $1 more a month. He said KNNBCCB, $8 one month become $9 one month.

I look at him and said Singapore got union meh? Where got lan cheow union? Dude! Don't bluff me!

Raymond said Got lah! NTUC is our union. Never Trust Union Cocksucker.

NTUC is supermarket lah, I said, not cheebye union. Singapore dun have union one, dude.

No really, Raymond say, NTUC is supposed to be Singapore worker union.

Dude! Issit? They got fight for Singapore worker meh? I said. I even thought NTUC is gahmen company. Other country the union is fight for the worker type. Sometime fight until small small fuck thing also call people to strike, strike until the whole country stop, cannot do anything.

Ya, I know, Raymond said, but our country is always special than other people country one. Union also special, is gahmen friend, not worker friend. We got the world only No Strike Gahmen Best Friend Union.

Then you join for fuck? I ask him.

Got free gift mah. He said.

I said Aiyah. maybe this Singapore union is help Singapore worker in other way? Cheaper supermarket also consider as help Singapore worker what. Right or not, dude?

Lan cheow lah, Raymond said. Liddat call help ah? Want to buy the NTUC cheap supermarket thing also must have money must have job first what. No job use what money to buy? Call them to help Ah Seng find a job first then come and tell me the supermarket union damn good.

Dude! Ah Seng haven't find job ah? I said.

No lah, Raymond said. He got go a few interview, even got go to the dunno-what useless training that gahmen arrange, but the gahmen people keep ask him to don't so choosy, $700 a month toilet cleaner job is also job. Cheebye, this kind of thing also can say.

Absolutely! So he got take the toilet cleaner job or not? I said.

Raymond say No lah, Ah Seng say he do part time help his friend look after a shop will make more money. Fucker gahmen damn easy for them to say, their minister salary all million dollar one, can still tell we worker to don't so choosy. Call them to give me their PCB million dollar job lah (President job also I don't mind), then see whether they will choosy the $700 toilet cleaner job. Sometime I think our gahmen the minister is brain very smart and hand very clean, but heart dunno put where.

Ya! I also say. The big oversea company come here to use Singapore worker, then when they want to retrench Singapore worker, our Supermarket Union never say Stop! Cannot like this treat our worker! Wait we strike!

No, our champion union say, Thank you big oversea company for come here to invest Singapore, Singapore worker is really need to upgrade, so sorry our worker is not good enough for you. Don't worry, we wun let them suka suka strike one. We dowan hurt your company feeling.

I think last time SIA got one union quite pai kia one, is the pilot one. In the end their lampa and lan cheow also let Lao Lee cut off liao. No lan cheow is very hard to be pilot, because the Singapore Girl cannot suck your aeroplane cock stick in the cock pit. So the pilot all lan lan have to guai guai take pay cut. Pay cut is better than lan cheow cut.

Raymond is very sian. He still got job, but his share all lose money. I told him last time to careful liao, those nabei cheebye China and Malaysia share many is bluff one. But he said never mind, sure make money. Singapore Shares Interchange Company is like the Casino, except no the dancing girl show.

Singapore Shares Interchange Company very solid. They are like police of Singapore Share. They ownself is also company that buy and sell share. They like to attract many company like China company come here and sell their share in Singapore. And the China company happy happy come to Singapore like the PRC prostitute to fuck Singapore people and take their money. But Singapore Shares Interchange Company also suppose to check these company don't anyhow bluff people.

Where got such thing one? Is like Policeman is also the Orh Gui Tao, in charge of catch the pros, also in charge of sell cheebye. Only in Singapore then got this kind of thing. Shares Police is not really stock police, Union is not really union.

And Singapore so like to suck China cock that I read they even give them bull lampa juice to make China friend them. How they pak the bull chew cheng, man! The bull watch the XXX naked cow show and pak chew cheng one ah! Hahahaha!!!

Also dunno what bull donate the gu seow one, wait the China cow born out pa-cheow or got extra cow neh neh. Like that China kio tio gu lan lor! Hahahahaha!!!!

We talk some more and then Raymond ask me if I want another kopi.

Absolutely dude, I say.

Then Raymond look at me and said eh, Rockson, why you talking is Dude here Dude there? And Absolutely all over the fuck place?

It is how the American talk mah. I thought is quite cool, I said.

Cool your 死人头 lah. Go USA two week come back become ang moh ah? You think you are oversea Singapore student issit? Raymond scold me.

Absolutely not, dude, I say. Student in Singapore life very bad one, cannot even say his teacher is 老处女 in his blog. Say already get caning get suspender. I prefer to be Singapore worker, guai guai join the No Strike Gahmen Best Friend Supermarket Union hahahahahaha!!!!

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Anonymous said...

FIRST ! omg.

marilyn said...

2nd .. =)

Anonymous said...

number 2..yeah!!!

Anonymous said...

Welcome home!
me #4

darren said...

yo yo yo

Anonymous said...

Your comments are spot on dude!

Anonymous said...

LOL NUMBER 6

~~bLuEbErRyGaL~~ said...

Woah... At last i make it to top 10... I'm no 8...Hee... Rockson u rock!!!

Anonymous said...

YES YES YES first time i No. 7!

Siyu~ ya ya me me! see me!
=)

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Number 11! Woo Hoo. Nai Bei I damn happy. Rockson, lets go lup sup bar!

Anonymous said...

YES!!!TOP 10!!!Welcome Back!!!ROCKSON!

Anonymous said...

number 12!!!!!
Rock on....

Anonymous said...

when i read it got 5 comments, click teh link now got 13. cheebye your blog damn popular right.

slikpizz said...

Lockson lock!!

Anonymous said...

eh fuck this first, second, third shit la ... seems to me this blog's readers have nothing else to offer than crunch monkey numbers

Anonymous said...

top 20 mofos!!!

Anonymous said...

.....

XD said...

XD XD XD XD

Anonymous said...

haha come back fr USA n we see all e 'dude' tis 'dude' tt...and ABSOLUTELY DUDE!

Anonymous said...

hahaha

prabs said...

dude u ccb! come baack damn fast... and u roxx man... i love it when ur back to ur controversial nonsense... rock on rockson

blueapple said...

ya lor.. wat's the big deal with being the top 10 or top watever-numbers to comment? Boliao.

hahaha.. i like this:

NTUC = Never Trust Union Cocksucker.

anyway, keep up the humour! ;)

Cyst said...

welcome back Rockson...

Lao ti ko said...

25!!
nice blog dude!
keep it up =D

Anonymous said...

26! www.bigblossomz.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Rockson dude, you are like the 'Neo" of the Sinkapoor matrix, the one who can see thru all the bullshit !

Anonymous said...

your best entry since the nkf one. keep it up!

Anonymous said...

Absolutely Dude ;)

Anonymous said...

no. 30!!!!
Rockson u rock!!!!

kissmepink said...

welcome back to singapore. =)

Anonymous said...

"Pay cut is better than lan cheow cut"

roflmao

rat said...

welcome back!!! fm rat

Wynx said...

Welcum bk, Rockson...I think the gahmen miss your horse.

kureshii said...

whoa whoa, fanning the flames of government intervention there, dude. take good care of yourself ;-)

randomhearts said...

u're definitely not a beng..

Rhythmzlogy said...

Weee~~ no 37.!!!

Ivan said...

absolutely, dude.

qiutian said...

welcome home, rocky. hmm... seems to have simmered down a bit.. not so gung ho already.

Anonymous said...

I lumber 39 leh !

Wah! this time rockson new blog so soon from previous one !

sunnybaby said...

wow, 1st time that i'm in the top 50s! haha.. ABSOLUTELY DUDE! =) nice entry, kinda simmered down alot though..

Anonymous said...

Is this latest blog seditious ?

KPKB NTUC, SIA, SGX using fuck language !

I think it is done juz right, not too hiong, but near enuf.

but my view yr view ... everything is subjective...

Skali that airframe alert his RC/ CCC / PAP boss to make rockson an example ? !

Stay tune !

I hope lockson long live, long-long live !

Anonymous said...

Singapore Shares interchange? hahaha funny lah rockson...
Just say SGX lah!

ps. when will ppl stop Putting 1st 2nd 3rd #* comments? for fuck sia.. so irritating!!!

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willis said...

haha finally came back. ur horse still alive?

Anonymous said...

oh no this has become the race to be the top few comments instead of actually commenting on rockson's work..

Anonymous said...

47?????

Eric said...

TOP 50

Jeff said...

YO!!!! Lao eh... the gu also can pak chew cheng so damn funny dude! Absolutely great blog dude!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Absolute obscenity.

tu lan said...

knnbccb all these idiots come here and 1st, 2nd, 3rd...top40...top50.. puah chee bye eh! u all got nothing better to do har?!!!

Anonymous said...

u finally back. but dude's juz not the word for u to use! change it to siao eh... sounds better.

Anonymous said...

haha think theuy realli nothing to do lohz.

Anonymous said...

HahHAhaHAhaHA. Welcome home lockson

sunnybaby said...

casual remark became - "i got nothing better to do".

*hands up* it's the 1st time and i ain't one of them.

Victor said...

haha.... welcome back!

Anonymous said...

Wah Lockson dude, come bck frm neh neh country, u the bery sian oredi. I long long time, see beh sian oredi. Like yr Ah Seng buddy, six years begging for jobs, still cannot find one. Employers said at 50, we senile oredi. Union oso cannot help. Organize job fair, all bluff one. CB, only wash pang sai and urine jobs, got ma? Most employers, all twilight zone one. I like your this story. Bery true and touch my heart one. At least I am not alone.

Anonymous said...

welcome back.=)

Husni Elyas said...

rock on...

Anonymous said...

Na beh Rockson, never die before ah? So direct comment on Gahmen salary... have job for peanuts pay $700 should be happy already. Otherwise, might end up as taxi driver and owe gahmen $90+ per day before you start work!

Ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

NTUC where got strike. Busy running supermarket and insurance lah.

Anonymous said...

rockson u r my hero, hope u can run for president one day, but tats before they throw u into prison for sedition?? is it the word? very big hor??

tell me which cell they throw u into, i visit u in prison n pass u playboy....

Anonymous said...

wah yur criticism is the best... but be careful gahmen dun come n F u in yur backside

Anonymous said...

wana read fast fast read if not later some kepo complaint no more talk cock rockson blog liao

Anonymous said...

Rockson! Welcome back... the real rockson is back... bringing up all the up to date issue. like the way you SOUR garment... wait one day the garment take action to you and put you in jail... lao lee is there, man! do watch your word. he can do whatever he likes as you observed previously... cutting the SIA pilot's cock! take care, mate...

Anonymous said...

=( i love NTUC. boohoohoo. ='(

Anonymous said...

Welcome Back ^^ Enjoyed ur latest entry...Rock on

Anonymous said...

Cocky,

Rockson welcome back to Sink.
Pls. have medical check up 1st. better than sorry, liao.

1. Horse got swollen or not
2. Horse hair got drop or not
3. Got itchy itchy one, liao.
4. Ball got pain or not

If one of these symtom show liao, kena already. Kena US charbo mosquito bite one.

Cherub said...

Dude! how's it going?
thats a great post dude!
catch ya around..

J B JEYARETNAM said...

The real Rockson is finally back. After past few boring post, Our hero is back kicking. One thing rockson, beware what you say as we all know our garmen is the no 1 ah beng in Sigapo (no wonder so kaypo), what also wan interfer. Too bad we are born in this countree lo. Democratic society my foot. Might as well say we r communists. Hahaha. Racists kena charge, scold teacher oso kena cane. I always tot blogs is freedom to write anything but i dun think so now. Better buy a dairy and keep CB mother fucker KP. Use our taxes prayer money and do such bo liao things oni.

Jam said...

oh my fuckk.

'dude'.

oh my fuckk.

U blardie USA !%^&^%$#@!@#$%$!!
How DARE you take our beloved ah-beng rockson from us and poison his blain wif your rubbishy 'dude' lingo?!!!

oh my fuckk.

Clarence said...

Funny blog hhaha.. But then again, you're not afraid that the govt comes to fry yr ass?
I think yr blog can get quite outta hand at times, but i like it for the candour!

Jam said...

LoL. jb jeyaratnam. You wan to carik pasal issit?

WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

but oh, you are sooooo right.

*whistles*



(acting nonchalant lah.)

J B JEYARETNAM said...

last post:

"Better buy a dairy and keep CB mother fucker KP."

Better buy a dairy and keep in drawer. Fuck those CB mother fucker KP. -- actual

Anonymous said...

Yo Rockson! Glad you enjoyed your short stay in the US.

Fuck! these pple who come to this blog should get rid of their Singaporean metality "Always want to be top". Whatever the fuck for? There's no prize or anything. It's pple like you that make Singapore what it is today...competitive and expensive. All kiasu like hell!

Gahmen is preying on pple like you with such metality. They raise a price on something and with that "I want to be first" and "kiasuness" metality, pple will start flocking to buy and pay n pay until everything become expensive. Wake up! Don't be morons! and be a puppet on a string and let the gahmen lead you by your nose like a good for nothing gu!!!!

Anonymous said...

3 cheers...
Nice and concise analysis of the current situation in sg...Improve the english, this could possibly be a university thesis man..

Anonymous said...

blog something on MLM...

delphine said...

Actually if you realise the kind of competition we're getting from the mainland chinese dogs you'd probably appreciate what ntuc's doing.

retraining workers makes a lot of sense, altho a bit siong to be going back to school after all these years lah.. but if we want to maintain our salaries, we have to keep innovating so we will have more value per worker. of course the gahmen dont want us to have pay cuts, but if our skills don't improve and the mainland chinese dogs can do better than us for a cheaper rate, isn't the cut justified? not so if we retrain and take on new skills, and are more productive than the chinese dogs.

i thought that person who wrote to the papers criticising ntuc for helping the lower income people but leaving out the middle income is fucking anal. when he donate to charity, does he ask himself the same qn why people didn't donate to him instead? if he does that it explains why...

'Oh-I'm-The-Last-One-Here-So-Boo-Hoo" said...

WOW! I am poster No 79/80/81/wadeva!!!

Whee!! Now i get to lick rockson's balls!!!


Stewpid fucks. Don't waste precious space with your "OMG IM FIRST/SECOND/One millionth here" sheit.

Get a life already.

you wanna appreciate rockson, do it properly. If not, fuckk off.

bleah.

dude said...

Absolutely Awesome dude...one of your best entry.

Jam said...

LoL. Btw rockson...watch ur step. You bitch abt your baobei garbermen, they not happy come to fuck you upside down liao.

Same goes to all you depressed/opressed/supressed/dont-anyhow-press Sgporeans.

Kids bitch abt their teacher already kena cane. you bitch about your garberment want to kena wad?

Ahhh... Don't say already hor?


Cheers! =)

Anonymous said...

COOL POST! welcome back!!!~~

Anonymous said...

This is cool man. Like your reference about the supermarket union, so funny. Haha. Keep it up. I also hope the supermarket union wont get its lawyers to cut off your horse man!

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Mr Lee said...

Welcome back dude.

Evanzz said...

Yea,i definely noticed the "dude" and "aboustely" words...lolx..welcome back dude =)

daisy said...

wah lau, sing song got signapore idol...u think u will be nominated for talk cock idol....

jane said...

NTUC oso can bring out say.

Anonymous said...

jane u are cute :D

Sheringham 10 said...

The problem with Singaporeans is when you do good thing, and everyone know it is good thing, people try to be cool and fuck here fuck there. The people benefit from NTUC all keep quiet quiet, the people dunno one all make all sort of lan chiao chee bye noise. Those dunno want should go and find out more. Some people even still tell me NTUC got taxi lah, got casket.. Wa lao eh, you home don't have kan ni na sue people until no money Straits Times is it? Comfort already listed dunno how many donkey years ago, and casket fairprice is not part of NTUC lah. If people really want to criticize, go and do home work first. Its like that day some one complain to me, say road got pot hole, gahmen never mend. Then next day, people fixing the road, he say kan ni na, fix road in middle of the day. So i tell him, you lao chee bye lah, people never fix you scold, people fix you scold. what you want kepala butoh I ask? People want to scold NTUC should also ask first whether he got any benefit from the unions before or not. Siao siao Fairprice shareholders are also commoner union member like ordinary you and me you know!

Anonymous said...

wats with the furst second third?? idiots.

melz said...

Welcome back! I missed your posts so much! ;)

von-ified said...

welcome back.. hahaha still rocking on. =)

u should take over minister.

seriously.

Anonymous said...

be careful with what u say in ur blog... Juz to cover ur own ass man =)

Anonymous said...

kanna suspender... lol i think that's the funniest part of the entire blog entry

Anonymous said...

pps. when will ppl stop commeting about people Putting 1st 2nd 3rd #* comments? for mother chee bye fucking bastard sia.. so irritating!!!

101st Airborne Division said...

Mr. Tan is an insightful person.

ROCKSON IS GOVERNMENT said...

WHY IS SOMEONE ADVISING ROCKSON TO NOT WRITE TOO CRITICALLY OF THE GOVERNMENT?

DONT YOU PEOPLE KNOW THAT ****ROCKSON IS THE GOVERNMENT***??? CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT THE FIRST LINK HE PUT UP ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE IS "YOUNG PAP"???

AND ISNT HIS BLOG ATRACTING 50,000 PEOPLE AT ONE TIME? IF 1% OF THESE PEOPLE FOLLOWED THAT LINK, THIS MEANS 500 NEW READERS FOR YOUNG PAP!

ROCKSON IS A GOVERNMENT-ENDOREDS BLOG, SET UP FOR THE PURPOSE OF ADVERTISING YOUNG PAP, AND ALSO AS AN AVENUE FOR SINGAPOREANS TO READ AND LET THEIR FRUSTRATION GET OUT OF THEIR SYSTEM.

NO NEED TO WARN ROCKSON. ROCKSON IS PART OF THE GOVERNMENT

(oh, notice that in this blog, he said that ntuc sell cheap stuff. Not true! ntuc sued the supplier of carrefour before, for not insisting that carrefour sell cooking oil etc at the same high price as ntuc! all reported in the newspaper).

THAT'S A SUBTLE WAY OF ADVERTISING FOR THE GOVT...

Anonymous said...

Chow cheebye !!!!!!!!! 99th !!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

100th!

Tiu!

Disorder said...

wah lau eh .1st time i read your blog sia.sibei power.lan cheow wei sibei juey.keep up the good lan cheow work!

Anonymous said...

Nice Entry!!! Dude :lol:
It is really good to read your view.

Just to share something with you all. Singapore have a new law passed a few years back.

If you join Worker Union, you can no longer claim all the benefits that stated in your employment agreement. Employement agreement consider void.

So Why join Union?

That law was passed after the case of Captain Ryan Goh from ALPA-S, SIA union go argument with SM Lee.

Anonymous said...

WeLCUm BACK!!! ^______^

RoCK DUDE!!

Fr0g^__^

Anonymous said...

Eh, i go USA study ah, but i make sure i don't be like those CB who come here and then all want to be all gangster. Damn kok man, i see some Singaporean come USA then go back become CB american, they dun say "HARLOW" anymore. they go "wassup man?!". Then ah, when i know they all go USA study, i tell them .. .. "CB you all go USA study forget your roots already ah?! NB! CANNOT MAKE IT MAN.."

Anonymous said...

Great post, ya, fuck tose union, all government cocksucker, they cant fight for workers..

ACURA said...

fuck man.. i agree... the cheeby NTUC union is useless... they will NOT fight for u but every month want u to give them money... KNN.. Ppl, dun use ur money and feed all these useless assholes.. we dun need them to work.. now they want $9? ask them KJS! i rather go and see a movie than give them $9! KNNBCCB!

Anonymous said...

Cannot evrything also blame PAP govt. Who voted them there in the first place? A whiny lot called singapore citizens. Even b4 the days of uncontested grcs and walkovers, already majority of MPs elected by the people are from PAP (famous opp MPs include JBJ and chiam see tong (whom I think will not be "tonging" potong pasir in the coming elections). But I think also cannot blame singaporeans for not backing current opposition candidates. I mean, look at the quality of their candidates. Last elections, got one seow-lang ex-NUS lecturer running after ah Goh hounding him with the $5billion question until kena sue. How to vote for such ppl?

Look at US elections for Prez and Senators/Governors/Representatives.They got debate on TV, call each other names but never run or hound after opponents. Even after lose also very gentlemen one, got shake hands. Singapore democracy still got lots to learn and long way to go.

Anonymous said...

welcome home!

hahaha..CHILL DUDE, ltr the gahmen screw u sia

Anonymous said...

Also cannot say Union is totally useless. They were once very powerful even during lao lee's time. Maybe they were too powerful, that's why kena curb by lao lee. If u got study Singapore history, u surely will read abt Hock Lee Bus riots etc. Even the teachers union also very garang last time. But slowly, lao lee eroded their powers by weeding out "troublemakers" and then put the remnants in a gahmen umbrella group called AUPE to centralise the unions. If u want to remain legal union, must be affiliated to this umbrella group.

Rockson is right in saying there is no genuine union here. Most unions now have to report to NTUC (even AUPE) and NTUC is run by govt ppl so u can draw your own conclusions.

ACURA said...

SG election voting also wayang one la.. for show.. in the end who count the votes also nobody know, how many the vote all also they say one.. and then PAP still become the govt.. do u have a choice? NO!

we got no freedom of speech.. that's all o can say.. u dare to question the govt? unless u are tired of living..

lets be frank. are u satisfied with wat the govt is giving u and doing to u? asking u to PAY AND PAY?
No? but do u have the balls to voice out? No. WHy? Not becos we bo balls but is becos we are not gong kia.. Say liao got benefit or not? NO! So in the end LPPL.. We dun have a life.. Our life is being control by the govt.. he ask u sit u cannot stant.. he ask u dun give birth u better wear a condom..
Sometime i think being a singporean sibeh kor lian..

Anonymous said...

My advice to those who thinks $9 is too much to pay to a seemingly useless union: QUIT. No one can force you to stay in a union. But if you are hard up for the free gifts and shopping discounts, stop complaining abt the $9.

Anonymous said...

What acura said is true but if an overwhelming majority of people vote OPP, there is no way the electoral officials can cover up the results as the OPP candidate has a right to witness the counting. And this majority will only turn up when (1) singaporeans learn to say NO to goodies offered by govt such as RSS ang pows and MUP (2) OPP provides CREDIBLE candidates with INTEGRITY not to hound after ministers during campaigning. There are many other factors but these are the two most important ones I can think of.

'malay boy' ahmad said...

Dear Rockson,

Welcome back, brader..I agreed with u abt the Union lehh. They fucking bunch of useless.

Last year, i want to 'upgrade' and go to Union to ask for sponsorship mah. But kena turned down b'cos they say i 'smart ass' b'cos i noe how to blog. Lancheow, i said! They only give sponsor to those ppl who dunno wat is e-mail. Lancheow too them again. But yet, still want my $9.

Now i applying $ loan from them to pay my part-time school fees. If they reject my loan, i also will 'reject' my membership!

Chow liao!

lee said...

man that's such different language for once. machiam you got some ghostwriter kind of feeling haha

Anonymous said...

傻逼新加坡笨主 自己不争气还怪别人!好好保护好你自己的CB LJ吧

Chink in NYC said...

Excellent entry, dude! Thank you!

Rock on, Rockson!

Anonymous said...

fux sux cox

Anonymous said...

knnbPCB!! Stop commenting about Putting 1st 2nd 3rd #* comments? Fucking bastards.. fucking boliao and irritating!!!

Anonymous said...

eh, what is "dude"?

Anonymous said...

Somehow, I think Rockson is trying to get another message across...

On the surface, it seems like he is criticising the government or its agencies, it does feels like he is trying to educate people about the workings of these agencies instead...subtly...

Or maybe, I'm just paranoid...

Anonymous said...

hey fellas...check out yeocheowtong.com. perhaps rockson, u may find some inspirational stuff to blog on yr next input.

cheers!

Hiao Auntie said...

i also ntuc union member... join becoz of the supermarket... wah increase $1 siah

Anonymous said...

OMG 123!!!! WOW WOWWWWW!!!!!

Anonymous said...

wa, got china ppl leave comment is it? write in mandarin some more leh! KNS la.
rockson is a cool dude aite! love you~

Anonymous said...

u d man!

Anonymous said...

U d man!!

Anonymous said...

Dont any how blog man, ISA is watching.

Anonymous said...

Well, NTUC is actually an anagram of CUNT. So it's quite natural that members get fucked now and then. Must Grin, Smile and say Thanks, too.

FoamPad the Animaniac said...

lols... sensually critical your blog is... but nevertheless i love your newest post... rock on rockson!!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha… So coincidence. I also away fr 17 Sep, only come bac ytday. Now then got chance read ur si lang blog. But fuck lah. At least u got internet access. Naibei… Shanghai & Beijing wan find 1 cb internet café also so gan kou. Even got 1 inside all dark dark 1. Dunno 4 wat fuck.

Worse thing. The cha bo there all cannot make it 1. Wan see a little more also don have. So cham u know. Many r major turn off. And all their nite spot ang mo more than anything. Singapore see until sian. Now go China still same thing. Wah lan!!!~

Heng I not like u. Else will be tong zhi here tong zhi there instead of dude. Count urself damn fucking lucky.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

hello! i love the 'starfuck'. it cracked me up. take care dude!

Anonymous said...

for what you all have this #1 #2 nonsense thing- childish like hell man. stop it please

Anonymous said...

Welcome back dude!

trina said...

heyys.

i realli tink ur posts are funkaye.
wld really lyk to noe u betta. (:
add me at hypnotic_missile@hotmail.com

yeps.
thx(:

webo1freak said...

nice dude.. did u enjoy urself? haha..post some fotos of america..shud be pretty cool in ur place..

sÞ¡ηηєє said...

You're the best Rockson! *thumbsup*

SamSeng said...

Oi! Cheeby kia rockson, you cum back for fuck?
Pls dun bring back AIDs from USA wo! Chao cheeby!
Fuck you!

Anonymous said...

i think he duno how to post pic in blog, since he nv had once post it up =x

Anonymous said...

don't fuck so many girls... wait ur horse tired... must let ur horse rest...

Anonymous said...

you sure will kena HIV or cauliflower 1 day...retribution 1 u noe...if next x u got a baby girl than u noe...

hmmm said...

Rock On Rockson You're the best

Anonymous said...

rockson is a motherfucker who love his cock till it drop

Sheringham 10 said...

Wa lao eh, I really give up on the ignorant na behs who put up ignorant comments. What new law that say your employment rights is gone? You talking about which country? Also those who fail history one, go and read some more lah. You think unions in Singapore everyday strike strike good ah? My friend go US, kena tiao at airport for 2 days because got strike, fun meh? For nothing spend another USD300 at hotel.

Increase $1 so many people whine whine. Buay song quit lah, cow peh cow bu for what? People go chiong 1 night gor chap jit pah, some more must queue long long. Gao kor only make so much noise. Like that Singapore where got future? People like this sure don't want to give father mother money also one lah...

ispa said...

OMG ur still damn cheebye hilarious. nabei never met someone so fking smart so fking vulgar one.

YOU ARE A BITCH said...

damn it. wtf. fake. who used 4 or 5 condoms. people use 25 condoms/night on average laa! ((:

Robin said...

4 Condoms? NPNT!

Anonymous said...

WOOOOO HOOOOO NO.11! AM I PRO OR AM I PRO. I AM PROOO MATE!!

Tri Elite said...
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Anonymous said...

To Sheringham 10

Refer to the following links.

http://www.wp.org.sg/speeches/ltk/20040420_trade_unions_amendment.htm

egoman said...

Welcome back dude

Anonymous said...

You've been gone 2weeks? 'Dude' you need to re-do your maths.

Apparently blogging CAN get you into hot soup as you pointed out but I won't be surprised at all if you DO NOT get into any 'dude'. You brought up NTUC and in your humor laden comment, you made fun of the acronym, now that's an even more serious crap than racial slurs 'dude'. This is according to a 'gahmen employed friend of mine.'

But you won't get into trouble.

Yesiree you can write anything you want and make fun of any organizations, internal affairs situations and so on... you'll never get into crap. Why? Why bother when you're supposed to be 'funny' and you make people laugh. I'm sure nothing is scripted...

.. at least that's what I believe.

ill said...

wah, this must be one of ur bester entry thus far, and probly the most relavent..ralevent...ah fuck it..
an absolutely fuckin' refreshin' breath o' NEWair, def'nitely.

take pride, horseman.

Nausheen said...

This has got to be one of your best posts, dude. Absolutely!

Anonymous said...

the post are getting lousy...it must be the air...

sher said...

If a large majority of the population are unhappy/upset/disappointed or even angry, there has to be a reason. There is always the question "Why?" but there is never an answer. The govt wants a thinking nation, but they don't let you think. Ok la, they can't stop you from thinking, but they don't let you share your thoughts.

Every country is imperfect, definitely. But when many many things about the place makes you unhappy, you just feel so unmotivated to stay on, or even to defend your country verbally or physically when you are called to.

Why suddenly must pay extra for ERP? How come so many more gantries? Why go home eat dinner also must pay more? Why take train and bus now must pay more? Why our employment act only cover people with pay $1,600 and lesser, and don't cover managers, executives and confidential? They not humans, not employees meh? Why when things happen MOM say, ok I will write letter for you, but that's as far as we can help you? We won't reject you wan....we write letter lor...

Why you build an mrt station when u dun let pple use it? Why con pple into buying housing with nice nice marketing brochures then half way no money come in dun want to build anymore? What happened to good planning?

Why plan all the entrepreneurial programs, say want thinking nation and younger generation, but make it so difficult to start a company?

When a certain MP visited my classmates and I in the US with his wife, I asked her what's her take on retrenchment since they say they value people etc etc. She told me some rubbish about retraining again. Actually I can't really rem the convo but I know I rolled my eyes internally. How can I expect these people with fat salaries and big houses to understand what it means for the sole bread winner of a family to lose their jobs? Yes u send them to retrain, but in areas that do not benfit them, and best part they still have to pay for them!!!!!

When your people are literally suffering, what do you do? Yes we voted for you, but its bo bianism. I agree our opposition also CMI, but does that mean that as the dominant party you can we suo yu wei and fuck care us?

I can go on forever man. Aiyah say alr hot. end here.

Anonymous said...

Sher, I can relate to your sentiment. When you have a useless opposition party there is not much to be done. There are so many occasions when people I talked to here in the U.S. when hearing the country Singapore can only think of 2 words and i.e. "clean" and "communist" or "dictatorship". I am now embarass to talk about Singapore because of all the things said about Singaporean...i.e. they call ugly Singaporean (their uncaring, unfriendly, rude, cruelty to maid etc)

That's why I love my country now....USA. Been here 20 years! Not happy I can voice and vote against and not being prosecuted. Life is stressless and wonderful!

Ah^KeNnY said...

Welcome Back unker rockson..ui r0x...

Anonymous said...

I like this sentence:

"...brain very smart and hand very clean, but heart dunno put where."

We are bunch of heartless people. :(

CELLE said...

hmm..personally, i reckon spore is not the cleanest or the most righteous place int he world. but it's one of the best covered up one.

rockson rocks! he speaks up and soon more and more people see the light. if he dun get his ass fried that is.

Anonymous said...

What you say is so true rockson...We are all in the mercy of our own goverment.

btw Election is coming,who do you wana vote?im sure everyone got a clear picture by now who is chaining us up all this years..

Im sure there are some undercover viewing your blog now rock, Please do not be afraid, im on your side.

Anonymous said...

去注册liguangyao.com还有lixianlong.com然后去那上面发表意见咯.

Anonymous said...

Rockson, the viewership has exceeded 1,000,000 !

scuderia.kevingoh said...

good work rockson.

surpassed the 1,000,000 mark. =)

Anonymous said...

Wa..u damn solid..i think u are a fuckin smart guy pretending to be ah beng..with such good knowledge of the lastest politics, im sure u are actually way more smart and well educated than wat u put urself as...whatever!Your political satire/heartlander style still rocks so well done man...u can actually be a political columnist in the newspaper....

shanz said...

you sound like u anti- gahmen ler!
but it's damn funny man!

Anonymous said...

rockson, you got guts', I like that. No thing is free in our country, talk also not free. Since that day we were borned here, we only thong pang here, the country like it doesn't belong to the people, how to love the country, at anytime your lan cheow can be cut off..careful...careful. You disturb the dracular's, he say even in the coffin he will get up and fu..ck your backside. In US, you ken ang mo, si pe song, but come back, wait kena ken by dracular one time you beh tar hunn. I like your blogs, don't stop writing...Just careful here no talk reason want.

Anonymous said...

Rockson, one old friend of mine, came from China long time ago. He told me that your garment is not running a country but a company.I think he is clever, he know the difference. Yeh la ! you please your boss. Boss give you increment.
Boss tell you to work hard so he get 90%, you get maybe 1%, the rest go to utilities. But everybody say without boss you die,du.no true or not, but with boss, the most ke..na retrench and of course sometime fuck backside, that's all. So everybody go to work hoping pass one day, take one day pay, if boss peng sun go elsewhere and work, better then retrench. You take three joysticks
go in front of garment ask for torlong and see what you get.....I think....lan cheow..Hahaha.

Cyn-* said...

Glad you had fun. But.. are you sure none of your condoms broke?

jl said...

Tis website so full of bad words. HaHAhaHAa!! No wonder got so many cockroach and mouse in here. Rockson you better don't type too much. Nobody will read it so boring site @V@

jl said...

dirty page faster closed down. hopeless people

Anonymous said...

Rockson, liao.

Even if this blog were to close I will not blog that lousy shit face who were talking more vulgars words due to jealousy and ask for sympathy in this blogs. Actually who's the real losser.

First blogging as a teacher, giving some advice, then preacher now fucker, fucking people, bravo now u show what really who you are. Worst than Rockson. A liar...losser..

jl said...

yawnzzzzzzzzzz.. tis place cockup big time. where got people anyhow scold people. haaa. idiots don't know tok wat ting. anyhow scold. onli knoe how to kiss people horses. parents never teach u people some manners arrrrrr?? tink really no brains. all siao one!!

ruz~* said...

dude! sweeeeeett....

learn to vote, idiots! said...

if you don't like pap, then vote for the opposition parties. no sympathy for stupid sinkapureans if red china cuts the clueless merlion into slices of sashimi.

Anonymous said...

dude, where my baobei car

Anonymous said...

Your blog might be monitored.

Anonymous said...

Vote opposition? What opposition? O.o

GODDESS OF VENGENCE said...

Glad u're back Rockson! But dude her dude there not u leh..

Genie =) said...

nice one :D

*wink*

YOU ARE A BITCH said...

gahhh wtf. heyyy have you gone for HIV positive check yet? sup!

Alfe said...

Are you feigning? Or u're really bad in english? I'm just curious.

Anonymous said...

rockson , some people said you say so many fuck and che-bye and you can't write properly. I say you are smart, if you were to write properly, the chee-bye will try to put you in court, but now the judge and the lawyer and the press, cannot tell the people what you had said....Hahaha smart ass.

Anonymous said...

Hey! every one is waiting for you to write, Rockson. Those who scolded you also waiting to read you blogs I am sure...I think in US, the people not only want to learn Chinese( mandrain) but hokkien as well after reading you blogs..Ho.ho.ho what a innovation.

CONRAD LIM (jojo) said...

Heng still early
C for C quay...

SamSeng said...

死人头 pool-bor-kia! Fuck you rockson!

SamSeng said...

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF CHEEBY KIA ROCKSON! FINALLY CUM BACK AFTER SUCKIN SO MANY ANG-MO'S COCK? SHIONG BO?

SamSeng said...

BOMB YOUR BLOG!
CALLING ALL ROCKSON HATERS TO BOMB THIS FUCKING CHEEBY BLOG!

Singa-Ligam said...

Rockson hater here reporting!
fuck you rockson!

jl said...

Don't write liao lah. Everytime always same story and pattern. U think ur horse very interesting. haHahA!! impotent freak who can't fuck fiona

Anonymous said...

SamSeng said...
死人头 pool-bor-kia! Fuck you rockson!

Saturday, October 01, 2005 11:11:33 PM


SamSeng said...
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF CHEEBY KIA ROCKSON! FINALLY CUM BACK AFTER SUCKIN SO MANY ANG-MO'S COCK? SHIONG BO?

Saturday, October 01, 2005 11:16:09 PM


SamSeng said...
BOMB YOUR BLOG!
CALLING ALL ROCKSON HATERS TO BOMB THIS FUCKING CHEEBY BLOG!


Getting angry/stressed over someone else's blog will only hasten your death. No point fretting over it. Spamming his blog will not help either.
For those who don't like what Rockson has to say on his blog, just stay away. And never come back. If you don't, i guess you are just a bumpkin who has nothing, or nothing else better to do. Just like this typical Sam Seng

Anonymous said...

eeeeeee...the samseng is so disgusting..read his last entry..yucks..u ought to be crucified

Caroline* said...

welcomee back!! :D

Your mom said...

Oh god this is the biggest load of horseshit I've ever seen on the internet. Good job for potraying the life of a typical bitchy ah beng Singaporean.

Anonymous said...

SamSeng you arr Tiu Na seng

My mom said

jl said...

Rockson and Sam Seng make good gay partners. Lawrence for threesome and Raymond for the cum. GAAAWWW!!! Get the cameras ready!!!!

Anonymous said...

Buay Kei yan read don't read la,kao bei so much for what?

Anonymous said...

dearest SAMSENG.I find u so obnoxious i wanna puke!everytime u come here u talk cock!if i give u my no. u dare to call me or not?i m in the to F your arse!KEKEKEKE

Anonymous said...

wow, the 199th post.


stop being lame.

Anonymous said...

numero 200!!!

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