Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Come back from USA

I come back from USA liao. Diu na seng, I cannot used to the hot here, and my timing all fucked up. Lucky I on leave today.

I went to look for Raymond because he afternoon quite free, so can come out to drink kopi. I miss Singapore kopi, man. USA the Starfuck coffee is really too expensive for me.

Wah you damn song ah? Go USA for work! Raymond say, how many neh neh you see and ang moh cheebye you fuck?

No lah, I say, a few only, most day is work. But I think my last night is the most hiong one. Wake up headache and see 4 or 5 use condom everywhere, and one still on my horse. But I cannot remember what happen. I go there is follow my boss one, do cow do horse for him, like coolie liddat. But not bad, still can enjoy my trip. See many strip show, watch XXX channel, make new girl friend, and win a bit of jackpot money. I even find some good Chinese food.

Raymond was in bad mood, he told me that the Singapore union member must pay $1 more a month. He said KNNBCCB, $8 one month become $9 one month.

I look at him and said Singapore got union meh? Where got lan cheow union? Dude! Don't bluff me!

Raymond said Got lah! NTUC is our union. Never Trust Union Cocksucker.

NTUC is supermarket lah, I said, not cheebye union. Singapore dun have union one, dude.

No really, Raymond say, NTUC is supposed to be Singapore worker union.

Dude! Issit? They got fight for Singapore worker meh? I said. I even thought NTUC is gahmen company. Other country the union is fight for the worker type. Sometime fight until small small fuck thing also call people to strike, strike until the whole country stop, cannot do anything.

Ya, I know, Raymond said, but our country is always special than other people country one. Union also special, is gahmen friend, not worker friend. We got the world only No Strike Gahmen Best Friend Union.

Then you join for fuck? I ask him.

Got free gift mah. He said.

I said Aiyah. maybe this Singapore union is help Singapore worker in other way? Cheaper supermarket also consider as help Singapore worker what. Right or not, dude?

Lan cheow lah, Raymond said. Liddat call help ah? Want to buy the NTUC cheap supermarket thing also must have money must have job first what. No job use what money to buy? Call them to help Ah Seng find a job first then come and tell me the supermarket union damn good.

Dude! Ah Seng haven't find job ah? I said.

No lah, Raymond said. He got go a few interview, even got go to the dunno-what useless training that gahmen arrange, but the gahmen people keep ask him to don't so choosy, $700 a month toilet cleaner job is also job. Cheebye, this kind of thing also can say.

Absolutely! So he got take the toilet cleaner job or not? I said.

Raymond say No lah, Ah Seng say he do part time help his friend look after a shop will make more money. Fucker gahmen damn easy for them to say, their minister salary all million dollar one, can still tell we worker to don't so choosy. Call them to give me their PCB million dollar job lah (President job also I don't mind), then see whether they will choosy the $700 toilet cleaner job. Sometime I think our gahmen the minister is brain very smart and hand very clean, but heart dunno put where.

Ya! I also say. The big oversea company come here to use Singapore worker, then when they want to retrench Singapore worker, our Supermarket Union never say Stop! Cannot like this treat our worker! Wait we strike!

No, our champion union say, Thank you big oversea company for come here to invest Singapore, Singapore worker is really need to upgrade, so sorry our worker is not good enough for you. Don't worry, we wun let them suka suka strike one. We dowan hurt your company feeling.

I think last time SIA got one union quite pai kia one, is the pilot one. In the end their lampa and lan cheow also let Lao Lee cut off liao. No lan cheow is very hard to be pilot, because the Singapore Girl cannot suck your aeroplane cock stick in the cock pit. So the pilot all lan lan have to guai guai take pay cut. Pay cut is better than lan cheow cut.

Raymond is very sian. He still got job, but his share all lose money. I told him last time to careful liao, those nabei cheebye China and Malaysia share many is bluff one. But he said never mind, sure make money. Singapore Shares Interchange Company is like the Casino, except no the dancing girl show.

Singapore Shares Interchange Company very solid. They are like police of Singapore Share. They ownself is also company that buy and sell share. They like to attract many company like China company come here and sell their share in Singapore. And the China company happy happy come to Singapore like the PRC prostitute to fuck Singapore people and take their money. But Singapore Shares Interchange Company also suppose to check these company don't anyhow bluff people.

Where got such thing one? Is like Policeman is also the Orh Gui Tao, in charge of catch the pros, also in charge of sell cheebye. Only in Singapore then got this kind of thing. Shares Police is not really stock police, Union is not really union.

And Singapore so like to suck China cock that I read they even give them bull lampa juice to make China friend them. How they pak the bull chew cheng, man! The bull watch the XXX naked cow show and pak chew cheng one ah! Hahahaha!!!

Also dunno what bull donate the gu seow one, wait the China cow born out pa-cheow or got extra cow neh neh. Like that China kio tio gu lan lor! Hahahahaha!!!!

We talk some more and then Raymond ask me if I want another kopi.

Absolutely dude, I say.

Then Raymond look at me and said eh, Rockson, why you talking is Dude here Dude there? And Absolutely all over the fuck place?

It is how the American talk mah. I thought is quite cool, I said.

Cool your 死人头 lah. Go USA two week come back become ang moh ah? You think you are oversea Singapore student issit? Raymond scold me.

Absolutely not, dude, I say. Student in Singapore life very bad one, cannot even say his teacher is 老处女 in his blog. Say already get caning get suspender. I prefer to be Singapore worker, guai guai join the No Strike Gahmen Best Friend Supermarket Union hahahahahaha!!!!

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Anonymous said...

good god. you get better all the time. love the way you adress everything going on in Singapore in the manner that you do. pity all some people see is the "cheebye lan cheow" -- kay

Anonymous said...

202 sia,wah u back already arh??

Anonymous said...

Haha... nice!! Your website is one of the funny ones I visit besides iaxue and the AB Super Heroes website at http://www.absuck.blogspot.com it's about some dudes writing funny stuff in thier company!! Keeps me laughing and takes my stress off my work!!! You guys rule!!!

Anonymous said...

can post some pics on your blog would make it even nicer

Anonymous said...

POST MORE LEH

Anonymous said...

kanna warning liao or in jail liao is it... kopi time .. how come so long no new posts?

silverwilly said...

diuuuu...200 over comments?? 600 OVER COMMENTS? hai lat...your blog darn fucking popular ler...i guess you being ma lan 'straight intestines straight stomach', is very interesting...keep on writing!

Huizzz said...

i agree wif u rockson that the gahmen is quite lanjiao.
they keep urging ppl not to be choosy and accept lower paid jobs like toilet cleaner, 700 per mth.
but knn lah! with high living standards and possibly, a wife and 2 kids to feed, 700 use for fuck? not even enough to repay housing loan ok?! say until so easy, if it's so damn gd they can go n do it lah, survive on 700 per mth. see they can tahan or not.

for ppl who keep saying we r too whiney blah blah blah, that's because u fucking got money ok! tt's y can say until so senang, you've never been out of jobs or poor, so u do not noe how it feels for the ppl who finds it hard to even feed themselves.

peed-in-his-pants said...

LoL. Rockson is garberment. What an innovative way to weed out anti-pap sgporeans.

but then again, im not surprised if that is the real case yeah.

Anonymous said...

Hoeh ! rockson, why suddenly stopped writing, Kena Dengue isit ? That time you kena dengue still could write to let people know the experience what!

Anonymous said...

rockson u fucking cheeby why the fuck u pretend 2 b heartland hero ah beng when itz v clear u r a fucking educated bastard gahmen conformist? Which gahmen compnay u work for one? ah beng go USA lanjiao understand? I slap your face ah dun pretend 2 b hero ah.

Nabeh... :]

Anonymous said...

nabey ur ka cheng lah!

rockson said...

hello biatches

Anonymous said...

go jail lah

Anonymous said...

wah shit, ure funny can. tell story also fuckin funny la.
screw arnd more..cos singapore so cockedup, go overseas be sexlord also better than here can.

Anonymous said...

diu na seng, update lar!!

Anonymous said...

www.ntucincome.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

NO NEW UPDATE FROM ROCKSON? MAYBE HE IS HYBERNATING. IF U LOOKING FOR FUN SIMPLE READING BLOG. CAN TRY THIS BLOG. NOT BAD AT ALL. http://princeromp.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

U disgust me. Have some f**king respect for girls and urself. I am not holy but u are not cool in my opinion.

sunnybaby said...

no new posts? =)

Mzeria said...

Nice one Rockson

dandan...™ said...

NTUC..haha..
Good One!

Anonymous said...

Support Me

Anonymous said...

rockson stop blogging! yeah world peace !

Anonymous said...

If all those samseng dosent like your blog, i wonder what they are doing here...? You must be good thats why.
Its been 7 days since you last blogged1 Whats going ONNNNNNNN ????? Please hurry leh

Anonymous said...

Rcokson wake up and write someting.
Doctors la, Teachers la, Kepo la,
all wrote very long thing about the school's girl "flame on her teacher". I noticed when something about the well being of the people, people are chicken off to write strongly. For this small mistake of our little school girl,the high class people talking about putting law lah, punishment lah,to deal with it. Shame on our people,forgeting she is just a school girl- still in the process of learning the right things. See lah! after sometimes all school girls won't dare to talk anymore and our gahment will say hey why our pupils dare not talk one ? Now give money for them to talk, too late they don't know how to talk loh ! Hahaha.. this is call the vicious circle.

dEiLLusiOnmE said...

haha.. i find some people kum phua fuckin funny.. U Come to rockson blog is to enjoy and laugh and appreciate his writing style right? FOR FUCK U GO DEBATE ABOUT THE Things he write? UNTIL THE LAO PEH LAO BU ALL COME IN .. GROW UP LA.. FUCKIN CUNT HEADS all so old already still behaving like si gina.. U SEE PEOPLE LIKE SHER WAH KNNBCCB.. WRITING COMPO OR WHAT? STILL GOT THESIS SIAHZ hahahahahhahahaha.. fucking lame la.. come here.. all relac one corner.. enjoy his wrting and laugh about it la.. come and debate utnil so hiong for fuck? Kum GONG

Anonymous said...

Hahaha... to anonymous! You are right!!! The website http://www.absuck.blogspot.com is REALLY REALLY FUNNY!!! HAHAHAHAHA
More sites recommendation please!!!!

Cal

Anonymous said...

Rockson, Lawrence and Raymond tonight 3some again?

Anonymous said...

Why you go local lup sup bar leh?
So low standards meh? Might as well go USA to do that. And by the way rockson don't ever marry local girl, they are nothing but trouble and no one in the right frame of mind would ever marry one. I can give you a million reasons

Anonymous said...

kns la. everything he write fucking pollute young ppl's mind lor. think sibei sa meh? talk abt all the fucking no morale things n insult the government. no government today where got singapore sia? everybody think like u, want gd relax life country how to strive sia? say mature mature then all these things u say u hv done very mature meh? common la. write all these nonsense to let ppl read very mature meh? these xiao didi xiao mei mei may jolly well be curious, but u got realize what u post may impact on others anot? u wanna be rotten, don't influence others. don't result in degrading society lor. amazingly u nv kena sued.

Anonymous said...

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anonymous genius but low profile
so me helping to raise profile, visit

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Hiao Auntie said...

rockson hero faster blog new post leh... came here so many times already still this NTUC post!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

wa lau rock!!! blog abt yr horse ley!! so long le

Anonymous said...

rockson arh,u come back from US for so long,c u come back long time no blog le leh... We want more,we want more !!!!

Anonymous said...

More than a week and no new entries. I hope the gahmen did not goreng his ass...

Anonymous said...

Rockson...what happened to you....are you being detained somewhere???

Anonymous said...

Hey rockson, which JC are you from?

Elvina aka LaoNiang said...

I like the negative comments and the positive comments on this page. but i always think if anyone has strong opinions on Rockson and what he writes about, don't hide behind an anonymous nick. At least, i give him credit for being so open about his thoughts. He may not always be right - but that's how it is in Singapore. Everyone's been suppressed and not allowed to talk about REAL issues. Why?

Everyone tries to be politically correct for fear of punishment. No wonder Singaporeans are really quite ignorant as compared to the superpowers of the world. We really have not guts nor balls to stand up for what we believe.

Are we robots that others manipulate or humans with minds that actually work? Is it more impt to do things right, or do the RIGHT thing?

Go figure.

Anonymous said...

hey rockson why dont u blog about your family. it'd be interesting to see what you think of them.

Anonymous said...

haha i wonder y you dun get into trouble man...if they find out who you are ure sure in big shit...by den no more f here f there...

Anonymous said...

well to Elvina aka LaoNiang...well since you're so convinced and do not mind speaking your mind about political issues why not voice them out on the papers where everyone can READ them instead of some blog which people dun bother much about...take the dare if you're what you claim to be...

Anonymous said...

Elvina aka LaoNiang is hot hot hot.. cilipadi hot. I mast to ur pic ok ok? *Mast* mast**..... urh urh.... aaaaaaahhhhhh.... wah damn shiok!

Anonymous said...

Been checking out your Blog...U must be busy..eagerly looking forward to your next post....

Anonymous said...

Wah Elvina, u are so heroic... so brave and smart.

Joni said...

http://princeromp.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

is rockson dating xiaxue? Both not updating blog for a long time liao leh. HAhahahah

Anonymous said...

oi.. rockson..where are u???
fm;rat

Anonymous said...

We miss you rockson ...

Anonymous said...

hey guys! know what i found out? i found out that rockson actually got friendster! he write in who he want to meet the collum his contact number. its 64756312

KaKaRoTo said...

Hi Rockson, i read your blog for sometime le.. i feel that u are an educated person..haha not as what the others said you to be, able to talk about whats happening in SG. Being open and expressing your thoughts.. For those that dont like his blog.. just dont come back and see his blog loh.. from my point of view, hes very bold to express and say things people that dont dare to. Go on Rockson. Rock on, you have my respect and my support on political issues. haha maybe i should touch on Singapore issues as well haha Jia You.

Anonymous said...

TAKUMI!!!!
TAKUMI!!!!
I never know you can blog!!!
COOL!!!!

Anonymous said...

Rockson i can give you my cheebye tonight, if you want

Anonymous said...

jl said...
Tis website so full of bad words. HaHAhaHAa!! No wonder got so many cockroach and mouse in here. Rockson you better don't type too much. Nobody will read it so boring site @V@

this fuck is DAMN UGLY ! HAHAHA. fancy try to blog when u so cheebye ugly like a fuck, then come here insult other people blog. buy mirror for birthday la u fucking cheebye

Anonymous said...

where are you???????? come on leh!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL the jL is another cheebye fuck u nothing better to do is it post on celebrity page so can get some pathetic view on ur lan cheow blog. fuck off understand? dont want read why come here in first place. stupid cheebye

Anonymous said...

u really can bullshit...
singaporean huh...

Anonymous said...

you really can bullshit...
singaporean...sigh~

Anonymous said...

EAT MY PUSSY ROCKSON!

Anonymous said...

Hey what happened? how come so long never blog liao? kena caught? or kena mushroom on ur horse? or just too busy?

lao lee said...

singaporeans like you do nothing but complain. i built this nation up with my blood sweat and tears! without me, you wouldn't have internet to surf. no nice foreign company boss to take you to america to screw the american chicks. give me your nric and i'll show you just how powerful the union is. grrrr...

YOU ARE A BITCH said...

wtf. guess what i tink the readers are more entertaining than you laa! loser! ((:

JEDI MASTER said...

ROCKSON IS GOOT MAN. I TREAT HIM TO MILO DINOSAUR AT AL-AZHAR

Anonymous said...

omfg i puked when i visited jiroland's crap site. That blog(a piece of trash by the way) is alot worse than rockson's one. Yea so go on bitching about rockson and samseng having butt sex. You should probably join in for a threesome, rockson will write about it on his blog, you can get more publicity for yours.

Anonymous said...

boo hoo.. you always seem to rant on thinks that don't need ranting. you make me forget english. crack a damn book for god's sake. sheesh.

Kenneth said...

based business home idea successful

Anonymous said...

Rockson arh,got blog and friendster... I dun mind but hor can update ur blog or not arh??? Keep on reading the same things all over again leh!!

Anonymous said...

How come no update one ???!!

Anonymous said...

ya loh.. rockon, update something leh.. plz..

Anonymous said...

Si peh sian .. everyday log in tot got something to read .. till now no update leh .. haiz

Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work, Rockson. Your blog is unusual but very refreshing---

~~Fellow Singaporean living in Florida, USA~~~

Anonymous said...

Sleeping in JAIL, rocky?? WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

jl said...

Rockson. Go watch the news. I doubt you do it anyway. People have the right make a complain if they deem this blog is offensive. Watch those language.

Anonymous said...

For everyones info, Rockson is facing charges for criticising the goverment. You will read about it in the papers soon.

Anonymous said...

Facing charges? nice joke. he didnt scold the government..he only expressed what he thought.

think about it..if one of your friends told you that the government bla bla bla ( whatever it is,its bad things)..would u complain? its the same. just that Rockson told MORE PEOPLE ( ALOT MORE)

whatever it is,i will be looking out for him

Anonymous said...

hey rockson! blog more often, u crack me up man. keep up the good work

Anonymous said...

Na bei, waste my 80cent. Two racist bloggers charge, not Rockson. Cheebye anyhow give fake info.

Anonymous said...

Rockson is aka Benjamin Koh? He care for dogs at animal shelter?

Anonymous said...

why no blog recently?

siying said...

U're cool~

Anonymous said...

you are so LAME!

cheryl :) said...

at least use your comments wisely la. or does intelligence only come in on the 11th tag. yay!! 234th tag! woohoo!

weiXX said...

wooo 235~~ ROCK on dude!!

Anonymous said...

Goddamn, you muthafuckers. You be tellin me ya ain't ever been to a strip joint except in Uncle Sam's hood? Man, you need to start livin it up wherever lameass place you at!

peace out

Anonymous said...

rockson...are you losing your touch???why so many days lapsed before u blog????think i read ur "earring" in one of your other blogs....kinda repetition huh?

Anonymous said...

Rock,

Did you get sodomised by ang moh men? You probably didn't feel it, since you are a rock right?

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