Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Go USA see neh neh show

I reach in USA a few days liao. San Francisco is very nice. The weather is cooling and not fucking hot like Singapore. The degree is about 16 and like aircon. I like it very much. Whole country like outside got aircon liddat.

My hotel room inside got internet, so I at night cannot sleep, like now is 4 at night, I can blog. I borrow my friend John laptop. My body still cannot used to the new time so day time I feel like sleeping, night time I feel like working.

When I reach the airport of SF, was night time liao, and I fucking hungry. So I eat at this Japanese restaurant call Ebisu and order their fish cake mee, Japan style one with soup. The aeroplane food is all the ang moh style one, so very hard to eat. So when I see the mee, I happy like fuck and order it. Later when I have to pay, nabei! It was more than $14, US dollar someone. Chee bye! Singapore eat one bowl of fish cake fish ball noodle also $2 only, and even if Japanese style one is only $6.

Later I find out everything in USA the price is not just higher than Singapore, their GST is more also. We 5% already kowpeh kowbu liao, Here the tax is more than 8% GST ok?

The only thing that is cheaper in America is car and petrol. Their car is so cheap. I saw on the TV those game show, they chin chin chai chai give away car that cost US dollar 10k or 12k only. Big car ok? They have many many channel here, even got XXX channel, see until nose-bleed cock-dry hand-tired. And their petrol (they don't call petrol, they call gas, like pang pui liddat hahahaha!!!) is also cheap. US gahmen anything also not scared, only scared no cheap gas give their people to use. So they will go war, if have to do it make the petrol to be cheap.

Not like our gahmen, oh the oil price go up ah? So your car the petrol price also go up lor. And your bus your mrt your simi lan cheow thing price also go up. And go up liao never come back down. You die your business.

I saw the newpaper got Oak Land (is also inside SF) they want to make the people can own only three dog each. This kind of law also have. But then in Singapore want to keep a cheebye cat in our flat also hard, don't say three dog.

Yesterday morning I cannot tahan already, want to look for some Chinese food. I eat MacDonald eat until scared. They got the Chinese food here, but many is pian ang moh one, and is damn ex. Maybe I dunno where to find the real Chinese food.

When I saw got one coffee shop say they got porridge, I fucking happy, so I order that and I saw their blackboard also say got carrot cake! Chok and chai tow kuay! Hosei liao! I also order their coffee (it is the starbuck price kind, you see how many buck you have to pay, you will see star).

Talk about coffee, USA don't have kopitiam that kind of kopi one. Most of them is the starbuck price. You cannot go their coffee shop and say Kopi-O jit puay! You have to ask for expresso kind. You tell them kopi-o the fella will blur at you.

Actually they also got the cheap kind of kopi, but the kopi is those taste like New Water..... SAI CHUI!!! Give me money also I won't drink.

When the waitress give me my order, I very excited. I look at my porridge, KNNBCCB!!!! How come got those raisin and honey pour inside one? And the carrot cake is not chye tow kuay. Is really cake make from carrot. Fuck lah, how I know they call this kind of thing porridge. Is like eat the quacker oats liddat.

I also go their famous prison on a island (some people say Singapore is like a prison on a island hahahahaha!!!). Is call Allcatrez. It is very famous because very hard to escape one, so far only got one old man, last time the old James Bond Sean Conery, ever escaped from there before. Now it is not prison anymore but let the tourist come and take picture. When I was there, got some photo show on the last time prisoner by a Canada photographer.

My friend John also got bring me go see neh neh show at this famous place call Crazy Horse. I like the name. Remind me of me hahahahaha!!! Singapore Crazy Horse Tan got to Crazy Horse see sex show!!!

Not bad, go USA also can chiong. He told me you can see but cannot touch. Last time this kind of place can also get "extra service", but now cannot liao. We pay the $20 (US dollar ok?) to chop hand go inside, but all the private dance is also need to pay more money.

They dance sexy dance wear bikini is one price. Then you want them dance with show neh neh is top up another price. Then if you want them dance their neh neh and cheebye all show you is even more money. Like MacDonald Happy Meal like that, you want to upsize?

The place is a long long room, then got long long stage at the end and also a few vip room (like our lup sup karaoke vip room liddat hahahaha!!!). Even got DJ one. But I think people go there is to see cheebye and not to hear what lan cheow music.

The Horse girls all is very sexy and neh neh very big one. Some of the neh look like got gei liao one.

I remember got someone say Crazy Horse neh neh show is coming to Singapore. But I think is not the same kind of show. Don't have private dance one. The newspaper say the one that come to Singapore is the 艺术 art kind of neh neh show. This one I go in SF is the cheebye kind of neh neh show.

But if come to Singapore is really this kind of Crazy Horse, I sure go one, can use Singapore money hahahahaha!!!

231 comments:

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derek said...

YES NO.1!!!!!

Anonymous said...

bigblossomz.blogspot.com!!!

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the USA!!!

Weizhe......Still waiting.... said...

wa best blog-- commented by fourteen year old.

Anonymous said...

its fucking good (pun intended)

chic101 said...

dude have a nice trip...!
never fail to chae my blues away..!

ekyeo said...
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Anonymous said...

No.8 Woo hoo!

Anonymous said...

You crack me up Rockson! Enjoy SF! If you like Garlic, go to the restaurant 'The Stinking Rose' and try the garlic ice-cream.:)

webo1freak said...

woot.woot no.9....haha...hope ya have a good time rockson...find ur girls wif big neh neh and mayb take some fotos post here ok?

webo1freak said...

crap...someone jus beat me...no 10...

Dee said...

just discovered your blog today, obviously I haven't been reading the papers... thanks for all the news updates ah beng style. Have a good trip!

Anonymous said...

Nice!:)

Dubyarex said...

YEAH! Top 20! Rockson, don't forget my Junior Mints!

Anonymous said...

:) You rock.. son

Anonymous said...

top 15!!

Anonymous said...

cheebye lah!

Anonymous said...

Yeah top 20.. Hahaha

Anonymous said...

lol..propro..CHAMPION LIAO LOR..nehneh show..be caeful see until u come back singapore dun wanna see ah! lol..

Anonymous said...

u wan chinese food?? jus go to San Francisco Shopping Center basement.. go this Panda Restaurant thinggy.. all chinese food.. ma chiam economical rice like that

Anonymous said...

Rockson rocks !!!!

Anonymous said...

NPNT!!!

Cornfucius said...

hahaha....u are defintely one crazy horse!!!

Anonymous said...

knn la rockson u believe use ur big horse to fuck the horse girls meh.

Anonymous said...

24!

You are the best!

But you say 4am at night can blog why your entry 7pm??

Anonymous said...

I dun believe it, im in top 30!

sTiCkY said...

hahaha i wanna see horse show too!!

Anonymous said...

oh? neh neh, fuck man love it

kitty said...

laugh until die liao

Natalie said...

The time thingy is called Jet lag Rockson. Just go get a sleeping pill. Problem settled. Btw, They're more strip clubs in Vegas. And... it's Alcatraz!

Anonymous said...

welcome to USA... number 28!!

Jam said...

FINALLY YOU UPDATE!

Rock on, Rockson!

*whistles*

pilocarpine said...

why dun you come back to singapore.. bring back the gas, bring back the car and bring back the girls from crazy Horse!!!

Great update, takumi!

mel said...

strips club aplenty...dont forget why u went there for in thr first place big horse...

take care

dont die from nose bleed.=PPP

Anonymous said...

nicest blog ever!!! NUMBER 35!!!

qiutian said...

wau... rocky, seems like you having a good time there er?.. kekekekek.... have fun... and dun forget to keep us updated for more exciting experiences ar. :)) Enjoy!

HUNK said...

pua cheebye!

Anonymous said...

Go Rockson Go! Take more pics n show us la! :Þ

ME said...

OMG.. nice blog.. i'm laughing my ass off already!~

Anonymous said...

lol, have good fun =P

Anonymous said...

rockson u beng anot ah..
beng where got go US one..
the furthest they go is
Ang mo Kio. KNNBCCB bluff
who.

rat said...

yes..enjoy yr trip and dont forget to keep writing.. fm rat

Sexual Innuendo said...

Enjoy your trip and keep your blog going.

haematoma said...

eh SF got TWO chinatown ley. confirm will find cheena food one. plus got hot chix in chinatown. yum yum

Anonymous said...

Actually, if you want to get some "porridge" as we call it in SG, in the west you ought to look for "congee". Technically the rice broth that we know as porridge should be called that. "Congee." Beats me if I know why though.

Cyst said...

You damned funny, man!

Claris said...

i also wanna enjoy life like u leh! teach!

Papa Gay said...

Dear boi boi

I am happy that you enjoyed yourself. Take care ok. Put on more clothing. At least keep your horse warm. Papa will do a horse show for you privately n FREE.

Luv
Papa Gay

Anonymous said...

kanina!!!

lalaland said...

Another amusing and insighful entry by Rockson Tan.
Laughed till my dad looked at me as though I was mad.

Have fun!

Sarah said...

Dude, have fun! :D

jane said...

damn funny one you :)
Have fun.

Anonymous said...

nice entry

.......... said...

hope u enjoy urself at SF...=)

sÞ¡ηηєє said...

Miss Singapore Food? Try not to search for Chinese food. It's darn expensive there (one bowl of wanton mee cost around usD$5 & what's the best part is NOT NICE TO EAT)... just endure with mac/bk (i forgot those fast food centre in states are only for the not-well-to-do pple...) or get some instant noodles (there got sell MAGGI leh!!)

take care & be back soon! :0

Anonymous said...

aefsefesfs

Rockson Tan said...

Hahahahahha, thank you lah people

Singapore boleh said...

ROCK all the way to USA manz and show them what we can do. Prove to them asian have big horse oso. 我们不是东亚病夫。

gaoxing09 said...
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draye said...

lol HILARIOUS BLOG I LOVE IT ahaha. or should i say, "wah! fucking good leh!"

draye said...
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Anonymous said...

me no 58 lah,dun play play... Eh rockson u neber bring maggi mee go eat arh at least eat maggie mee remind of u of singapore leh... Eat mac and bk also not bad leh,wat singapore haf us sure haf wan...

Anonymous said...

Best!

Anonymous said...

Cocky,

Rockson go SF 4 wat, see neh neh urr want to eat. The neh neh there U see all blot one lah, can carry into shoulder one.

See Spore neh neh better maa homebreed one, no silicon cannot explode and burst maa like balloon. Kena Urr face sure admitted again 4 sure. Haha ha..

Anonymous said...

Hey...Rockson. Enjoy urself.

Tim said...

Haha, welcome to the States!

Ya, almost a lot of things expensive in US...tat's coz pple earn a lot more over there!

I can spare u details lah...but any Uni grad frm any US uni can get US$48k per year..tat's a lot if u convert to sing dollar leh!

Anyway, hope u enjoy in SF. Just rem tat angmohs speak english in a more proper way...so if u resort to singlish, they immediately bcome blur cock liao!

Gd luck!

P.S I can also speak proper english too, haha. So I can survive in the States and in other angmoh countries like Australia or UK. =)

Anonymous said...

RTT!!!U ROCK SIA!!!GO C PORN SHOW MUZ B V HAPPI RITE?!DUN LATER CANNOT CONTROL THEN GO KI SIAO ANYHOW.......U NOE WAD LAHZ

qiutian said...

sia.. rocky.. its dat really you who posted a comment? ..wau... you must really miss home sia...人在外思乡情特别浓喔。简单一句问候也显得特别温馨喔。:))

Anonymous said...

YES YES YES!!! STAY THERE!!! DON'T BRING BACK THOSE DISEASES!!! DIE AND ROT THERE TOO!!! CRASH INTO THE OCEAN!!! CRASH INTO THE VOLCANO!!! DON'T COME BACK!!!!

Anonymous said...

hahaha...nice 1. becareful RITA is approaching USA!!!

Anonymous said...

rockson i miss u liao
when u coming back to singapore?

lakeside girl said...

You sure have one excited fan club waiting for you to come back from the US of A. ;)

4 eyes said...

Take the BART to visit the Bay Area. You can find many authentic Chinese food in Mountain View, Cupertino, etc.

Stop using the currency converter, just enjoy your stay in SF.

BTW, Oakland is not in SF. It's not uncommon for tourists to make that mistake.

Evanz said...

i think you have jet lag lorx...no choice cuz both countries so far apart..lol...good to see dat you're having a nice trip there!

j-trish said...

ure damn fucken funny rockson!
i love you!

dick cheny said...

don't ride the taxis, they are sooooo expensive.

remember to visit the fishman's wharf and the coit tower. want to sample free wine? ask your escort to take you to Napa Valley.

Anonymous said...

woOo finally a new entry ! u ROXXXX

avalon said...

We miss you. Please blog more often. Everyday I check this site and I was so happy you posted! Remember what you said, Lawrence taught you how to blog your feelings, don't be lonely or cannot sleep okay, you know that we are all here. YEAH!

Rockson, you are the first ah beng writer I know who writes really well. One day you must publish your writings. Sometimes when I read your work I feel very touched even though its damn funny. So please ..
KEEP POSTING!

that one not rockson said...

cibai lah that one is not Rockson leaving comment. People say they are Rockson you also believe. It is not linked to his profile.

Elvina aka LaoNiang said...

Yes. Crazy Horse is coming to Singapore. Will be launched by the end of this year. Of cors, the dancers are sexy professional dancers - and not the cheap skate patpong kind that will show their all to u just cos u upsize la. More artistic as u say, but will still strip to an almost invisible g-string.

Your blog is indeed funny. I guess it's your singlish and all the KNNBCCB and NB and CB tat makes it even more "interesting". Few people would blog like that...

I cannot help but wonder... do you behave like this in real life as well? Or is this your blogging persona?

My blog is not as fun as yours - but you can visit it if you want. :)

Anonymous said...

80!!!!!! HUAT AhHhHhHhHhHh

Anonymous said...

Hey Rockson!

Welcome to California. You want Chinese food go down to Chinatown. They have nice dim sum and roast duck. I would recommend you to go to Fisherman's Wharf. You can eat the crab sitting by the side of the road. Actually, nobody cares what you do there. Awesome! Also, if have time take a trip to Sausolito across the Golden Gate bridge. It is very beautiful. If have more time make a trip to Carmel, Clint Eastwood is the Mayor of this city. Drive around the 17-mile drive and see all the beautiful sights.

OK. If go to any fast food restaurant or any ang moh restaurant here in the U.S. don't ask for chili sauce coz they don't have that here. They would probably give you hot sauce like Tabasco sauce.

Enjoy your trip!

Cherub said...

drive to sunnyvale city. lots of real chinese shops there... :)

u can eat ur real porridge there...

gracie said...

aiyah u have so many SF readers offer to show u around but u dun take up their offer and then now u complain cannot find chinese food... sigh... u ask for it lor. And of cos food at airport is lagi more expensive what.

u shld try the korean and vietnamese food here. ten times better than SG... and if u want gd Chinese, go Chinatown la... (actually SF got three Chinatown... one more in Richmond/Clement area and then another in Sunset) some of the places are quite good and more importantly, inexpensive. Or u can also try R&G... the food there got standard too.

Anyway who ask u to eat McDonald!!! U shld be eating In&Out burger and Krispy Kreme when u are here. Especially In&Out Animal Style... shiok man... McDonald anywhere have what! Dun waste time eat McD la.. u got watch "Supersize Me" or not?

Gabrielle said...

everyday see neh neh not sian one meh??

Victor said...

wa, sounds like u're having lots of fun there. continue to blog more!

Anonymous said...

when i visited SFO during jun, i saw the photo exhibition at Alcatraz too! quite interesting!!! :p
oh! while you're there, should try this place called Sear's Fine Food, its opposite Macy's at Powell St, very very good pancakes~!

cheers dude!~

Anonymous said...

enjoy rockson! blog more. u ROCK la! hahahaha

Anonymous said...

remember to cheong 1015 at Folsom St got more neh neh to see.....

Anonymous said...

Rockson, if you miss Singapore food in San Francisco, try the straits cafe, selling singapore food like laksa, mee goreng, prata etc.

But warn you first, the Roti Prata is US$4! So you know the price of the other stuff... Quite authentic, not 100% but close enough, hey, no fish prawn also good!

http://www.straitsrestaurants.com/SF/SF.html

Muthafucka said...

WOOHOOO top 100..hahahah its nothing.Take care Rockson,you ROCK FOREVER!!!!!! \m/

Small Horse said...

Yo, Rockson. Finally see u post blog again. Wait until my lumpa tua suay liap :p
Hope to see your new story on USA soon. Enjoy yourself !!!

Anonymous said...

Hi there! welcome to san francisco. so nice to hear that a fellow singaporean is here in san francisco. actually the "gas" price here has also been going up...i remember in the beginning of the year it was only $2 per gallon....now its fucking $3.20...anyway, if there's a need, i can show u around bay area and if u miss singapore food, i know a few singapore restaurants around here.....

bashenan said...
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Anonymous said...

what the fuck is wrong with all of these so called SF residents....giving you useless restaurant tips...its simple - if you can't take it anymore - there is only one place to go in SF - Straits Cafe ....website: http://www.straitsrestaurants.com/SF/SF.html...only thing...dont freak out when you see how much they charge for the roti prata...anyway - only place I know that mixes vodka with Ribena for you while you enjoy a bowl of laksa...

Anonymous said...

Want good and cheap Singapore/Malaysian food.... Head down to Penang Garden Restaurant. It's in Chinatown on Grant and Washington. The food is reasonable priced and definitely cheaper than Straits Cafe. Try the Beef rendang... damn good! The mee siam also damn shiok but don't order the hokkien mee.... Ka-na-sai!!

Sex Doll. use me. said...

this is hilarious. culture shock.

Anonymous said...

Gabrielle said...
"everyday see neh neh not sian one meh?? "

its like.. u everyday see $$$$ lor.. got sian or not everyday see $$$.. if sian den gib me.. :P

Anonymous said...

No lah.. SF best food is SAM WO in Chinatown. It is at Washington and Grant. The restaurant is more than 100 years old and got the best noodle. And even better, it only cost USD$3.25!!

If you are in SF at this time, you must be going to the Oracle Openworld lah. Freaking all hotels are booked for that. Maybe I bumped into you today! Hahaha..

Rockson must be a TECH guy still pretend don't know anything about computer/internet. Geez

Tommy said...

rockson...why so dao...post a comment leh!

Coldkoh said...

Rock, see & touch is ok,but if you wana try them, you better think twice!jus my 2 cent :P

i've just said...

nabei...why I always cannot be the first one to post comment here wan??? nabei...cau cibai

pasarkia said...

wa lan, so fast already got 100+ comments.. kanneh

bmanz said...

reminds me of the crazy horse in taiwan.. hahaha. sweet memories

saFe haVen said...

i like you so funny :D

singa-lingam said...

Rockson,
Your blog becoming more and more lousy liao le...no stardard and no 艺术 le! :(

ACURA said...

rockson u go there work or play?
like sibeh ho mia liddat go here go there some go see neh neh show!!!
u nvr show the horse gers ur horse meh?
muahahhahaha~~

AhBengInSfBayArea said...

1. Oakland is not in San Francisco, it's across the bay, about 4 miles away.

2. There are acceptable Chinese restaurants in SF, but you need to find them.

2a. In Chinatown dont bother going to eat at Grant St, because it's for the tourist, there are some Hong Kong style coffeeshop/restaurants on the side streets between Grant and Kearney. Alternatively, go up to Powell St (on the hill) which is parallel to Grant, and this is where the real chinese people eat and buys groceries.

2b. If you like to go out of the way, there's a large area between Geary and Clement St (out by the Avenues) and 6-20+th Ave where there is good Chinese food.

3. Crazy Horse is good, but the girls there tend to be so-so. SF county has probably the laxest rules in terms of what can go on in the joints, so dont even bother going out of SF. And LA blows chunks comapared to SF. here are other alternatives:

3a. New Century Theatre has good mileage and you get to do lots of touching.

3b. O'Farrell Theatre is a San Francisco landmark, but the cover is expensive ($40) but the girls there are HOT, and put things in interesting places.

3c. If you feel mellow, try out the Gold Club by 3rd St and Howard. It's a gentlemen's club so no touching, but the girls there are generally good looking.

3d. For free hamsup, you can go down to Baker Beach (northwest side) on a warm weekday afternoon, because the part nearer to the beach is nude. And I've seen some hotties there. but then again it's late summer, so it's unlikely anyone will be out sunbathing.

ACURA said...

rockson u go SF talk to those ang moh got say KNNBCCB or not?
muahahaha~~

Anonymous said...

Rockson, when you go see neh neh show next time and you want to buy a lap dance hor, don't wear jeans hor. When they rubba rubba their body parts against your crotch, your jeans will give them abrasion, then they won't rubba rubba with enthusiasm.

Wear pants that are of a nice soft material.

jeremy said...

LOL! ROCKSON ROCKS! Hey, can bring me back 2 boxes of original glaced Krispy Kreme doughnuts?

Anonymous said...

yeah, sure no prob..

let me your address and hp number here...i'll get in touch with you once i get back...

- rockson -

Don't believe the imposters said...

If anyone here really believe the fuckers who pretend to be Rockson in the comments section and post important info for these imposters to play with, you are a moron who deserves to have your identity stolen.

XXX said...

XX rocks!

titun*dreamer said...

eh rock, why are u in amiahlikah? u never say. HAKKIRI ITTE!

Anonymous said...

brudder. your english ah. SIBEI jia liat!. what's your english grade in O levels? G11? kanasai. want to talk english talk properly lah. talk singlish also like lanchiao hardcore singlish to the max. But overall... that's all you should need to improve. But OK LAH lan chiao rulz!

'the malay boy' ahmad said...

Dear Rockson,

[Quote]

"Then if you want them dance their neh neh and cheebye all show you is even more money. Like MacDonald Happy Meal like that, you want to upsize?"

hahahaa...cheebye you! You go there to werk or fuck? Seems like u njoying rather then werking, lancheow!

Last time, when i go Australia study, we olso go watched neh neh show over there. And the best thing, if u are students, they give u discounts!..Student's price, lehh...hhahaha. But the show damn fuck type one..

Write more harr..

Chiao liao!

Midnight said...

If you eat beef. I think you should try In and Out Burger.

I think you should try some north indian food.

Have you been to
* Italian town?
* pier 39
* Lombard Street
* Palace of Fine Arts
* Levi Store (superd)
* Twin Peaks

Or you can drive south to
* Stanford Univ
* Half moon bay
* Gilroy (shopping)

Don't always go see nei nei lah. can?

Anonymous said...

yeah try in-&-out burger..best burger n fries ever!1

My World said...

Post somemore leh.. love ur blogs though can tell u act act one.. but u still make them interesting... u make my day!!

Why I Have No Friends? said...

you rock!!!!!

~~bLuEbErRyGaL~~ said...

Another Great Blog!!! Cheers!!! Keep It up!!!

Anonymous said...

wah so many readers in SF/bay area. we should form a fan club for rockson here. LOL

and all that food talk is making me hungry. if rockson don't go, why not we just meet up and go ourselves la. can share share lobang on good food mah.

SF

Anonymous said...

http://www.powerexchange.com

If you are really bored, nothing to do... can visit this "museum"

Anonymous said...

lOL! too much neinei bad for health kay

kellykelly said...

Eh, you want good cheap Asian food, must go Tu Lan on 6th street (between Market/Mission).

Vietnamese restaurant, but the food reminds me of home. And it's called Tu lan! Go there and du lan.

singaporeslut said...

Vietnamese - Tu Lan
Chinese - House of Nan King
Mexican - any taqueria in the Mission
Fast Food - In n Out

Why goto SF to eat S'pore food? Can eat that here; try new things.

Chinatown/SF is like Chinatown ANYWHERE!!! walk right by it.
goto North Beach, Mission, Castro, Haight, China/Baker Beach, JapanTown

if u want to see more of area, NorCal is amazing, check out: http://www.incadventures.com/

Anonymous said...

rockson jz love the neh neh show~
show cheebye 1 is his favourite
hahaha~

Rhythmzlogy said...

Another good entry by rockson...
Try include pictures on those shows can?

Yours sincerely
Rhythmzlogy

Anonymous said...

How come blog in America but IP Singapore one?

Jeff said...

Wah nabei... I all the way at the bottom of this comment list? Who gonna read? Anyway, the neh neh show make me so excited lah, SF here i come! Nabei, everyday sit down and watch the downloaded bo cheng sar show sibei sian!

BTW, wanna tell you your blog sibei famous lah, now malaysian magazine also got publish, ranking number 1 i think...

Anonymous said...

Rockson, see u in SF......

Anonymous said...

-_-..ur whole entry is soooo funny.But i dun think u behave like that in real life.Swearing n cursing non-stop.wahahha...but reading ur blog realli make my day

sunnybaby said...

wow, rockson speaks again. nice entry. =) have a great time in SF. =)

Anonymous said...

rockson... make sure u use rubber! don't anyhow bring back disease... get condemn, then you know!

Anonymous said...

wah... rockson go USA, english writing also improved.

This is the most standard english writing so far.

von-ified said...

rockson must miss ur fans hor =D

update!!

hianhweeWrites said...

at this late hr your blog def wakes me up! ROFL

Cyn-* said...

Please don't complain about US tax of 8%. Come to Canada! Bloody 14%! & petrol is called gasoline here too. Glad you are enjoying yourself. Take care!

. said...

san fran rocks!

Anonymous said...

Hey Rockson

Make sure you don't go to Polk street. Wear chastity belt if you go or you might get rape by those "mahu" over there.

Anonymous said...

Rockson in SF? I knew it, all the good and funny guys are GAY *sigh*

XXX said...

XX! XX! XX ROCKS!

zr said...

hope u have enjoy e show:)

Anonymous said...

motherfucker asshole you..fuck off, you talk cock, shit,BULLSHIT you motherfucker!

Xiaoni said...

Wan us to mail u instant mee and coffeemix or not...hahahaha....i am goin to eat mee later for lunch....

rockson said...

To my fans,
I go there kena rapped by those chao ang-mos liao! :(

Mickell said...

Wonderfully fantastic place San Francisco is. Have u tried Chinese food at Chinatown. In USA, they don't have the normal rice like we have in Singapore. They only have glutinous rice, which we use here in Singapore for our "ba zhang".

Rappist said...

Eh, Fake Rockson! Ang-mo rapped you ah? I thought black people know how to rap properly one?

Tidestrife said...

AHH!!! My hometown man! San Francisco has some good jap food! Drop by Fisherman's Wharf the seafood is @#$%^&* good and cheap too *sobs* I want to go back eat nia

Anonymous said...

Tons of Chinese food in SF. Just go to Chinatown. Dirt cheap as well. One portion can feed 2-3 people.

Jeelaga said...

Eh, Rockson, you go USA just to eat singapore food or chinese food? siao meh?

If you really want singapore food, just tell me what type you want and your fax number, i will fax it to you. Hor bo?

Xiaxue Supporter said...

Xiaxue rocks!

Anonymous said...

xiaxue rocks my ass! ROCKSON ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

fuck u!! in SF go see stand-up comic. real goose wan!! maybe u can learn something new...........BTW, I enjoy ur entry & surprised u got many fans!!

Anonymous said...

hey Ah Rockson.........go so far to SF must go Stanford U & watch basketball lah. damn shiok!!! listen to d blacks comments & u'll hv something new to tell ur fans!! oso Oakland got The Warriors too. In d morning when got nothing to do, go Half Moon Bay walk or jogging.......it's sooooo peaceful & beautiful reservoir like our McRitchie but with fantastic scenery & no tourist will be there to disturb u or ur horse!!!

kissmepink said...

it seems that you are enjoyin yourself with all the neh nehs and stuff. lol. update soon!

=)

Anonymous said...

Frisco got many aqua. good luck rockson, don't bend down to pick up anything.

Anonymous said...

Cocky,

Wah...lau liao..see neh neh forgot to write blog already. Wait wait see beh tuu Lan. Liao.

U go there for work issit, U become male stripper or what. Your horse swingging left and right beside the pole. Everybody shouting c'mon Rockson, swing urr horse. Wah Ang Moh inspire Asean horse..

Anonymous said...

Cocky,

Wah...lau liao..see neh neh forgot to write blog already. Wait wait see beh tuu Lan. Liao.

U go there for work issit, U become male stripper or what. Your horse swingging left and right beside the pole. Everybody shouting c'mon Rockson, swing urr horse. Wah Ang Moh inspire Asean horse..

Anonymous said...

70, 000 to a million

Anonymous said...

so nice of reading ur blog..

carrot said...
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carrot said...

wah bro... i just love your blog ya :) i was just about to try to cut down on my ah beng language in my blog also budden.............. i see you liddat so zhai i also dun want to change liao... hahaha... rock on rockson... show us your pic sometime lehz... haha (budden i noe if you show ur pic u r in deeep trouble... gahmen, crazy girls, crazy gays looking for crazy horses just like yours will sure come rape you de :P)

Anonymous said...

anyone can tell me more abt sex? and process n stuff?

SQ047 said...

wah hahaha, i like your blogs. s'porean enuff and only s'porean understand. read ur blogs is a form of destress for me. keep up the good fucking blog! wah hahahaha

Anonymous said...

ya blog is cute & funny..with a rich singaporean accent..the singlish kind..
great!keep it up.

Anonymous said...

errr michael chua u siao or wat?! where got only serve glutinous rice here? U lived in IOWA or some other midwest state last time izit?! Rockson is in SF ok!?! of cos got normal rice wat. dun talk rubbish if u dunno la ok! LOL

Romeo-X said...

wahaha.. first time i read ur blog.. pass on to me by my friends.. funny blog u have got.. anyway since u are there can u do i thing i always wanted to do.. smile and say knnbccb to an ang moh pls..

Anonymous said...

na bei, can use ur ah beng language anot? dun act ang mo leh!!!!! must show ang mo wats singlish k.

Anonymous said...

u lan jiao haha... really .. why the fuck eat macs or bk there? eat something betta lahz.. tht time my family go also like that... go visit my aunties here and there at the chinatown in Richmond area..also got nice food to eat lehz.. SF ALSO GOT SG PEOPLE SELLING FOOD LEhz.. AR BO even more ho say.. you go there say u lockson takumi and say KNNBCCB and they will treat u like king cause they read ur blog also.. dun fucker la.. stick to all those neh neh shows... there no need care about racist anot la haha .. as long the pocket inside got money.. your horse 5 ft long also they ride you back to singapore hahahahahahahahahhaha i dunno about the SF strip joints la :P i'm still underage hahaha :P

Anonymous said...

Giddy up horsey haha

xiaxue said...

come to www.xiaxue.blogspot.com n up my traffice... will love ya to max

xiaxue said...

rockson baby ... how big is ur horse ?? find one day we have a meet up ya~ muackz

Cry Freedom said...

"you see how many buck you have to pay, you will see star"
Wahlau, Rockson, the SF atmosphere must have pumped up your creative juice!! Bet you couldn't have come up with that little nugget in the uptight atmosphere in Singapore prison. Please stay longer and write more - you are our fresh breath of air!

Anonymous said...

GO SUCK THOSE NEH NEHS!!!

Anonymous said...

http://amicoolornot.blogspot.com/2005/09/keep-your-lousy-comments-to-yourselves.html

Anonymous said...

hey mr tan.... wow rockson you are now so famous hor. hhmm.... i'd really like to see you in real one day. i'm going to states also and i also like to dance exotic and erotic dance. maybe some day i dance and show you lah... you said before you use words to fight with words and not fist. then if we make love one day, we also use words and words to make love together? then like that how i can try your big horse leh? i love big horse you know, especially yours since you say you have and that even makes me more curious. wah your gf or wife so damn lucky hor! :)
cheers!
akina

Anonymous said...

Wish you would write more often.. very sian to keep coming to your blog and no new updates...

no horse run said...

huat ah! hope to see more updates from our one and only big horse rockson takumi!

Anonymous said...

Cocky,

Wah liao already, howmany days at SF forgot to write blog, always complain eat and eat. Liao eyes blind already kena neh neh juice until cannot press keyboard.

Must give horse eat also maa. Howmany days already OK.Wait horse become cough and cough like kena Dengue. OK can see SF nurses one, got sexy nurse somemore, horse can come from barrel. Run run until S'pore.

Lupin Tan said...

When you coming back?

Anonymous said...

hi.enjoy ur trip.ur blog is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

ur blog rawks! =D

Hiao Auntie said...

rockson america got hurricane again... faster come back hor... don anyhow travel around the country...

BURR said...

stupid rockson. stop looking at nehnehs anymore. go update!

Anonymous said...

Rockson, U have squeeze neinei? neineis in america nice or not?

Chink in NYC said...

Hey Rockson, enjoy your time in SF! If you are coming to NYC, let me know, I will tell you where to go for Singapore food and good kopi-o without Starbucks' price.

Rock on Rockson!

Anonymous said...

Hi and welcome to SF! There are a couple of good Chinese restaurants here without having to pay sky high prices or very modified versions of your favourite foods. One good bet is to head for Chinatown... good luck!

Anonymous said...

LET THOSE HURRICANES SUCK YOU TO HELL!!!

Anonymous said...

sheesh. grow up people. and stop tagging things like:

wheee i'm no. X!

Anonymous said...

go to hell rockson!

Anonymous said...

hope ur blog kana virus

Anonymous said...

YOU PEOPLE LIKE TO SUCK ROCKSON'S HORSE!!!!!!! WAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! LET THOSE NEHS NEHS CRUSH YOUR HORSE!!!

Anonymous said...

ALL THOSE SEEKING ENTERTAINMENT HERE ARE A BUNCH OF PAIKIAS!!! PAI KIAS!!! BENG MY ASS!!! ROTTEN ROACHES!!!!!

Anonymous said...

aiyoh. this people here only know nehs nehs and cheebyes. no wonder talk what free speech. this blog won't last till christmas.

Anonymous said...

OMG, those boliao ppl r back with their shit all over.
Hope they kena DANGUE and disappeared. Welcome to Hell fuckers

Anonymous said...

AGREES. DOUNNO Y THESE PPL SO THICK SKIN, THEY JOLLY WELL KNOW THEY ARE NOT WELCOME HERE STILL COME IN KPKB. IF THEY ARE SO GREAT, MAKE THEIR OWN BLOG AND SHOW US HOW "WELL" IS THEIR BLOG. IF NOT JUST FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP. DIN YOUR MOTHER FUCKER TEACH U GUYS MANNERS. PLEASE DUN BE JEALOUS ON WHAT ROCKSON HAVE TODAY COS HE DESERVE THIS. HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS? ONLY KNOW HOW TO BE A LAMER. THIS BLOG WILL BE KICKING AS LONG AS ROCKSON HAPPY AND NOT YOPUR MOTHER FUCKER XMAS. MAYBE THE DAY WHEN YOU DIE, THIS BLOG STILL EXIST. HAHAHA. GET A LIFE ALL FUCKER. KNNBCCB

Anonymous said...

Dear Rockson, i also got visit SF before, so want to give you some tips about SF, but aiyah, i forgot everything liao, cosz i already old man, very soon is 81 year old, you know.

Anonymous said...

Rockson, you in wrong place. In Houston got lap dancing for US$20 only. But Houstson also got Rita....too bad, maybe next trip. Take care!

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