Saturday, September 17, 2005

Rockson going USA

I only got time to type a few word. I is going USA! No time to talk so much lan cheow words, I have to pack, I haven't even pack cheebye!!!

Maybe I will get chance to see the MP for Califonia, Arnold Swagganigger. USA damn solid, even actor also can become MP and President. Cowboy who is blur fuck as Bush also can be President. If Bush is our President, and Singapore kena flood like New Orlian, Singapore will be sink until underwater liao.

I like Arnold movie, he damn action. Now nobody dare to fuck around with Califonia because Arnold will put one bomb into the fucker backside and say I will come back. This kind of MP, who don't want? You see? Even his neh neh got muscles one!

I am quite excited, I long time never go to US for work liao. I will write more blog when I reach there. Sure can get internet one, because America invent internet one.

At least go USA I feel safer, this few days Singapore got so many fucked up disease like dengue and also blogger kena charge as traitor. Only scared go US kena rob only. But rob only lose wallet, never mind. In Singapore kena dengue can die and kena charge can go jail for blog.

And best is in USA the Playboy magazine can just buy from the 7-11!!!

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Anonymous said...

I'm the 1st I guess...

Anonymous said...

I read your blog and I live in California. Have a good trip here.

Anonymous said...

watch your backside also.. there alot aim at backside one...

PhantomLover said...

Have a nice trip there! Bon voyage.

Cyn-* said...

Take care on the trip! Just don't look suspicious at the airport..

pink said...

have a good trip!

ljh said...

hey~!! I'm the 8th! wahaha!! okok, anyway, rockson, hv a gd trip ahead!! :)

Cherub said...

whoooo! rockson is going to america!!

hey, I'm betting that u'll love LAS VEGAS!! go there and get some blonde babes!!
and yah! talk slower and less singlish there..ahhaha..the angmohs there cannot understand!

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Anonymous said...

I read your blog and I live in California. Have a good trip here.

wah even american also read ur blog.

when r u coming back rockson? we'll miss u =)

Anonymous said...

We will miss you rockson! You rocks!!!

Anonymous said...

are you leaving for good? will you ever come back? can you show us your face pic before you leave?

Anonymous said...

Cheebye Rockson sure go there chiong strip clubs wan !

lysnn said...

HAVE FUN in the great big a-meri-kah!

Nicole said...

Have a good trip and I love your blog, but I do feel obliged to inform you that AMERICANS DID NOT INVENT INT ERNET!!!! The swiss did, at CERN in geneva. We give the Americans too much credit for both things they did and didnt do, inflat their egos eh?

Take care!

lysnn said...

Oh...and one more thing. I live in Philadelphia -- the wonderful City of Brotherly Love & Sisterly Affection! This place does not only rock the lgbt community's socks off but it's a wonderful place brimming with the arts, music, and theatre....if you're at all interested. ;)

Have a good one!

keith Ng said...

please dont change the way u speak or write over there, u rock the way u are... pun intended =P

vin said...

have a good trip to US rocky!

Anonymous said...

Go U.S to kao pei is it ? fuck u lah evey where u go u sure go call chicken one , dont forget to write any FL report when u came back

ShouFarn said...
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Aura said...

Have Fun! Blog more ok?!

Anonymous said...

Cocky,

Rockson is rocking at USA, I was wondering your horse become a pony there dude ALTA VISTA u Got Chance to compare Urr pony with Arnold one.

Pls. write bout Angmohs neh nehs touch the ground one can carry one tons of guni ( milk ).

Nice trip OK.

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Hum said...

take care rockson!

Anonymous said...

nabei, don't bluff, you going there to audition as porn star right? release dvd liao must tell us

Anonymous said...

yay! im within top 50! i love u rockson!

Anonymous said...

I am beginning to enjoy all the comments......they are just as funny as the entries...... ha ha ha ha ha!

Kwai Lan Kia

im liek nub roflololmaomfg said...

woot 29th!!

Anonymous said...

rockson go there kena fuck backside by americans wahahahah

Anonymous said...

Go USA for fuck.

Anonymous said...

TEEEE HEEEEEE ROCKSON ROCKSON

suaveguy28 said...

Rockson...KNN... u super solid! I like to read ur blurgger...KNN..super ho say... hope u enjoy ur stay in US and read more playboy and penthouse cause when u come back ... u cant read liao... or else kanna charge.

Anonymous said...

Hi Rockson

Ever since I read your NKF issue I have been steadily keeping up with your mails.
Your mails are down to earth to the point of everyday issues in S'pore.
Wish u hv a enjoyable trip and pls do report your trip when u're back.
KNNBCCB ROCK ROCK ROCK AH!!!

Anonymous said...

Singapore 7-11 also got Playboy magazine wat...you din carefully la...but quite expenive.

Anonymous said...

Chiong US la!... But dun come back wif disease hor. :P

Anonymous said...

Have a safe and fun trip! come back sinkapore soon!

Anonymous said...

rockson, i heard got people want to elect a statue for u.

Anonymous said...

All the best and rembmer to update u r blog when you get there. More importantly remember to come back to singapore !!!

Anonymous said...

Rock ah, u go there work or play?
will come back or not

Anonymous said...

Internet invented by a Brit lah.

Papa Gay said...

dear
rockson boi boi

PAPA WANT TO FOLLOW!!!!

Luv
Papa Gay

Anonymous said...

hav a nice trip rockson.. we'll miss u ...

Forgotten Hell said...

Hey rockson,
have a nice trip ok? YOu gotta tell us about it when u come back.Eh,of course he didn't go there to fuck one lah,and even if he did,those angmoh's too damn hard to fuck one.Either they think their cheebye is made of precious jewels or they're racist.Either that or too dumb to make out properly.hehe,but i liked the comment about auditioning as a pornstar...lol...

Anonymous said...

Waa Lau, you want to run away or what, issit. Or enjoy yourself with the US jumbo, mambo, coconut size limbo. Sure comback and know how to write and horse able to run OK.

Or go there to learn English or what. Aiyaa,, not to worry about your english Phua Chu Kang also popular at Batam and Malaysia. But U whole world maa.

Advice on your trip.
1. Not to bring finger nail cutter
2. Not to bring dagger
3. Horse keep at cargo luggage OK
4. Dont wear turban OK
5. No mustach, horse hair trim OK center parting.

annie said...

where you going? if u r going LA n looking for roommate give mi a yell.

To kill a zEnots said...

remember to show your horse to the cow boys =X

Anonymous said...

cheebye la rockson, scared gahmen catch u put u in prison tats why run off to USA to hide isit???

they also racist there i tell u , big black man , see chinese man like u sure want to fuck your backside, so u must be careful...don come back like a homo....

Anonymous said...

u r a fucking lazy blogger u know?? 1 week only blog once or twice?? rest of the time doing what?? PCC ah??

Anonymous said...

in the 50 yeay!

.......... said...

Bon voyage...=)

ahmadkame said...

haha don't get too excited hahaha...and remember to update!

Jonathan said...

cool... too bad not coming to seattle rite?

Enjoy your trip!

Anonymous said...

have a safe trip there rockson ! wah i think u must be grad with some deg...ar bo how ur company send u go US for work siaz... maybe in real-life u hold some high post in MNC who knows..hahaha.

Bronson said...

rmb to scare the shit out of them with ur horse hor

Anonymous said...

INTERNET WAS NOT INVENTED BY THE SWISS OR BY THE BRIT. DONT BE RIDICULOUS. INTERNET ORIGINATED FROM ARPANET AND ARPANET WAS INVENTED BY THE US MILITARY FOR MILITARY COMMUNICATION.

THE BRIT THAT SOMEONE REFERRED TO IS PROBABLY THE ONE WHO INVENTED WWW, WHICH IS DIFFERENT FROM INTERNET. THAT BRIT IS NOW WORKING AT MIT AND HEADS THE WWW CONSORTIUM.

Anonymous said...

swee2X!

bibilophile said...

Have a nice trip man.

I hope you can blog more often when you are in USA.

Incommunicado aka Max said...

Despite your vulgarities, you are really funny. Haha! Have a good trip, US is a nice place. Nice people. Which part you heading to?

Anonymous said...

Rockson damn steady hor , can go USA 2 work... mai later tio rob n rape...becarefoo!

Midnight said...

Maybe we can meet for makan if you are visiting Silicon Valley. BTW, Arnold is running for re-election. You can go and charge up his election campaign with your "powder-ful" *&^$#$^&*. Not many people will understand though, but they can definitely feel the power. Have a nice and safe trip.

dude said...

have a good trip...

Anonymous said...

Nabeh. Remember lim peh kah li kong : WEAR CONDOM !!!

Ranting Rock said...

Wah Ah beng working in USA. That is unprecedented!

Rockson's kkc like horse one
Rockson's kcc no horse run

GayGuy said...
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Anonymous said...

Wah fuck your mother backside go America never jio me. Got chio bu not? You going gold coast issit? Heheh.

Anonymous said...

What are you going to work as there...?
I guess that's the question on most people's mind

sunnybaby said...

wah, the states sia....... haha.

Anonymous said...

Rockson,

You can book an appointment with Arnie... just call his secretary. Have a safe journey.

Mindy

Anonymous said...

"Wah fuck your mother backside go America never jio me. Got chio bu not? You going gold coast issit? Heheh."

gold coast is in australia, queensland...NOT USA...smart ah u...

Rhythmzlogy said...

no.70 Rockson plz continue to write!

Rhythmzlogy said...

Continue to write and Bon Voyage!
(better giv someone else ur blogger password and username in case you...)

Anonymous said...

Puki lah rockson,so many peopole
miss you basikally for fuck sial?macam go ameriker you not blogging for good oni..have a chill trip brudder!

jane said...

Man.. we'll miss u

Anonymous said...

ah beng also can goto USA for work, then what m i waiting for?

grasshopper said...

If you'll be in the bay area aka san francisco, gimme a holler.

Dubyarex said...

Can you help me buy some sweets called Junior Mints? Will pay you when you get back. Get me 6 boxes, please?

ruz~* said...

al gore invent internet one lah.. :D :D :D :D

rockson, take care, insurance dun fget to buy wor.

Anonymous said...

Hey rockson!!!! USA didnt invent internet la!!! Its the europeans!! America bought the internet from them...

Anonymous said...

Rockson said: "only got time to type a few word. I is going USA! No time to talk so much lan cheow words, I have to pack, I haven't even pack cheebye"

ey Rockson, how come you go to US must pack cheebye ? whose cheebye you pack ?

rat said...

ai yah... ROCKSON..hold long will u be there??? fm Rat

Anonymous said...

rockson you are damn funny bye

Anonymous said...

Dun be so happie yet, some places internet acess still use dialup 56k niang.

better post all the lup sup bar pics for us

Anonymous said...

have fun in california! ur leaders will always be here for u hahas

mark lee said...

Hey lockson, California got many earthquake one, not scared ah? If u bump into Liu Wen Zheng who lives there, ask him to sing again leh...u old cock, u should know who is he.
Terminator oso can become MP, u can consider to run oso as a blogger who got a Doctorate in Profanities. When u want to run ah, there will be another earthquake because everyone in California can't stopped laughing and cause the earth to shake so much.

Anonymous said...

Bring your condom along incase the ang mo size not fit your horse.

Anonymous said...

dun let ur horse anyhow run and play with cowboys there!

.G.E.R.A.L.D. said...

dammit... i always come in late... err... that sounds kinda off. hahaha. Cheers Rocky!

Anonymous said...

GO THERE GET RAPE AND DON'T EVER COME BACK!!!

blueapple said...

Wah.. USA sia.. take care Rockson and have a safe trip!

will miss u! =]

`tErr0r` said...

wa. america seh. take care! bed some hot babes must blog and tell us leh! haha

Anonymous said...

Internet wasn't invented by americans or in americs.

serph said...

Yes Rocky, go US and do Singapore proud! XD

Anonymous said...

rock more

Anonymous said...

Top 100!! Have a safe trip

GODDESS OF VENGENCE said...

Rockson! Go America ur horse not as big there leh Ang mohs' bigger! haha!

Anonymous said...

"i am quite excited, I long time never go to US for work liao"
arrrghhh i also no chance go USA work leh...

YOU ARE A BITCH said...

whatever laa. short entry? still long!

F¡яєвџяN said...

dude, have a great fucking timeeeee!!!

100th said...

NO 100!!!

Anonymous said...

We will MISSSSS U & ur BLOG!!!!

Take care and Pls BLOG when u can!!

ROCKKKKKsonnnn!!!

Fr0g^___^

Ra said...

Will miss ya!

Anonymous said...

rockson rox~

Cyst said...

Enjoy your trip.

Write more often hor...

[d]awN said...

haha...i can jus imagine u scoldin KNNCCB in US...and with people giving u one weird look.

Anonymous said...

have a safe and good trip! blog more often hor! wave~~

camel said...

dun let guys poke your backside hor. and don't bring some lan cheow diseases back to singapore.

Anonymous said...

hahaha everywhere you go ur horse sure stand coz there got so many big nehneh females XD!

Anonymous said...

All the fun seems to be ending too soon. Sigh.

4 eyes said...

ang mohs don't understand singlish. make sure you pronounce "l", "r", "th" sounds clearly.

don't mean to sound like a racist, conceal your Koran from the ang moh immigration officials.

one last piece of advice: wash your feet and wear clean socks without runs (i.e. holes). got to keep the clean cut image of singaporean citizens

Anonymous said...

Eh i don't think internet was invented by amercian..

Hasta La Vista said...

1. Al Gore "invented" the Internet.

2. Austrian-born Calif governor Ahnold can't run for the U.S. presidential election.

3. Like Black girls - visit South Central part of Los Angeles.

4. Like Mexican girls - visit East Los Angeles or San Fernando Valley.

5. Like Asian girls - visit San Gabriel Valley.

6. Like White girls - visit Westwood & Rodeo Drive.

7. There is a "gentlemen"s" club by the LA International Airport, if you want to kill time. It has a very strict "no touching policy" - or you will return to Singapore as an arm amputee :-)

7. Be careful, don't be fooled by transvestites.

Hasta La Vista, Baby!

S'porean Chink in NYC said...

Have a safe trip, Rockson. If you are coming to NYC and if get into trouble, let me know, I'll help you out.

sÞ¡ηηєє said...

rockson, rem to come back! dun hiphop too much! singapore needs u!!! *chuckle*

West Point said...

To set the record straight - The U.S. Army invented the Internet!!!

Duty, Honor, Country
The United States Military Academy

Go USA!

Anonymous said...

take care hope to heard more of ur blogs ^^

'the malay boy' ahmad said...

Dear Roackson,

Went to LA last December. Scolded 'cheebye' to the hotel manager. He smiled and waved back at me! Hahahahaa...How nice!

Wish i cud do tat in S'pore too..

Chow liao!

Anonymous said...

hoorah. i am number 118

Putera Emas said...

Have a nice holiday.. haha..

[d]awN said...

heyyy go there n work ur horsey.rofl.

Anonymous said...

unknown_alien@hotmail.com

Anonymous said...

ur horse can get gud service over there.try it!

Anonymous said...

remember to get the green form....not the white one

Erik said...

All the best d00d ! Don't 'du dio' Katrina hor !! If not... you HO SEY LIAO AR !!! Enjoy hor ! LET YOUR HORSE RUN WILD !!! bwAhaHAhaHAHa...

Caroline* said...

bon voyage :)

angelus_raptor said...

take care rockson ^^

Anonymous said...

jin eh boh? ur ang mo so puah kang go USA? but never mind la..u can speak whatever u want and yet they go like "huh huh huh" u can shoot them "huh, li ah pa la" haha..

Remeber if u run out of resources, look for old ladies, they might want ur pi ku!!

take care anyway

collin said...

rockson zao lor liao!

knn police catch only run road all the way to US, no lum par....

you go there still can blog meh?

think got to wait one month for one blog...

mel said...

im sure rockson has pretty fluent english for him to be sent to the states. all the knnbccb...well..spices up everything

cheers
mel

SamSeng said...

FUCKING CHEEBY ROCKSON. DAMN 'HOW-LIAN' STILL WANNA ACT HUMBLE-PIE, KNN! GO USA TO LET THE BLACK PEOPLE FUCK YOUR ASS-HOLE AH? FUCK YOU DEEP DEEP UNDERSTAND?
CHEEBY YOU CHINESE STILL GET A JAPANESE NAME, SHAME ON YOU!
MAYBE YOU ARE A JAP AS YOUR MOTHER KENA FUCKED BY A TINY-DICKED JAP!
HONG-KANG!

Anonymous said...

hope ur plane crashes and you kana disease at your lan cheow and die there! rmb, we hate you!

prabs said...

haha rockson we will miss you loads... tell us when ur birthday leh... can make it national holiday or sth... or can celebrate... rock on dude... and if u see the terrorist ask them to go fuck their mother backside k...

rockson said...

rockson u are a motherfucker! :D hope u die there..

Anonymous said...

i know so many people have commented on your blog before. but honestly i think it rocks! you are obviously better educated than the expletive-spewing persona you sport on this blog. but who cares..it makes the reading more fun! rock on rockson..

dEiLLusiOnmE said...

135th comment.. ni na bei chao phua kang kia.. haha.. uwatch out .. u watch out.. later ur backside get fuck by the black people not gahmen haha .. u come back also kana fuck by gahmen haha.. sure fart no sound.. people is wu ying jiao .. ur's is wu ying fart... knn .. u becareful la... remember.. wear horseshoe for your horse understand?

Anonymous said...

Best town for strip joints in the west is in san francisco. If you're there, go visit Crazy Horse on Market St, or New Century Theatre (good mileage). And of course, O'Farrel Theatre, chicks there are nasty (in the good sense)

Cornfucius said...

Looking forward to reading your posts about USA, bon voyage!!

Anonymous said...

THIS IS THE TOP OF THE NEWS!!!

Rockson is DickChan!!!

kissmepink said...

have a good trip! and enjoy all the playboy mags.=))

Anonymous said...

i love your blog!!!! =D it's simply great.. too bad i jsut found it.. and u're going to US.. have a safe trip..

prabs said...

eh buy alot of playboy mags then come back sell to us or scan put online leh... hehe... must share with the world right...

gracie said...

So when was the last time u came US? And better Arnie as Governator than a blur fuck as the President. At least the Governator got a cute accent.

Anonymous said...

Better be careful of what you say in your blog even if you are in the US. Gahmen can always catch you and bring you back, behind the bars. There has freedom of speech, if the blacks don't like you they can always call you a chink and get away with it. But if you call them niggas or something like black monkey, a whole group of them will swarm on you and you know what happen next.

Anonymous said...

DON'T COME BACK!!!

erer said...

rreererer

Anonymous said...

Get a Bushy ride on your horse !

Anonymous said...

Internet there knn expensive, not like here... US$1 for 5 minutes...

then Playboy cannot get from any convenience store... even bookshop display off-shelf

Anonymous said...

pls dun act beng and your poor langagues.. ah beng where got kana send to US for work..dun come and kid here and talk cock..

webo1freak said...

have a nice trip there rockson..which part of america u goin? go NYC best..got chio bu neh neh big big one...lol

Anonymous said...

STAY THERE AND DON'T COME BACK!!! BEST THAT UR PLANE CRASH INTO THE PACIFIC!!!

SamSeng said...

HAHA! YOU CHEEBY KIA THINK YOU DAMN FUCKING FAMOUS LIAO AH? FUCK YOU DEEP DEEP!
HAHA...SEE LA SO MANY PPL HATE YOU LIAO LA...SCOLD MORE BAD WORDS LA...LATER YOUR LAN-JIAO MOUTH ROT!
U BETTER STAY PUT IN USA AND DUN COME BACK...COMMENT SO MUCH AND TALK TOO MUCH COCK LIAO, FUCK OFF!

Anonymous said...

rockson said...
rockson u are a motherfucker! :D hope u die there..

Sunday, September 18, 2005 1:26:54 PM

wooo.. i think you are the motherfucker. i will track your ip one day and kill u! :D

Anonymous said...

SamSeng said...
HAHA! YOU CHEEBY KIA THINK YOU DAMN FUCKING FAMOUS LIAO AH? FUCK YOU DEEP DEEP!
HAHA...SEE LA SO MANY PPL HATE YOU LIAO LA...SCOLD MORE BAD WORDS LA...LATER YOUR LAN-JIAO MOUTH ROT!
U BETTER STAY PUT IN USA AND DUN COME BACK...COMMENT SO MUCH AND TALK TOO MUCH COCK LIAO, FUCK OFF!

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:29:54 PM

woo.. best u stay in your house and dun come out, cuz one day u come out, i will take a sniper and kill u

kay said...

hey. dude. funnier than ur entires are your comments man. ur pretty chill.. to take all that shit people say lying down. peace out. have a great time in the US. its an awesome place.

rockson rocks! said...

some ppl are just so plain stupid. why come and read, and even tag on HIS blog, when you actually hates him??!!

or.... myab you're gay?! hohohoho~

get a life la. dun like him then go fuck your monther la. so boh liao for wat? tsk tsk. still wan to read.

sore losers.

if you think you all better, than go start your own blog la! duh! a bunch of airheads. you know means wat anot? surely dunno one la. coz airheads ma. inside only got air!

hahahahahahahahahahaha~

rockson you're the best!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
GO THERE GET RAPE AND DON'T EVER COME BACK!!!

Saturday, September 17, 2005 6:45:07 PM

I didnt know u kenna raped and banished from Singapore. So how was being raped by blacks and all the ah nehs?

Anonymous said...

camel said...
dun let guys poke your backside hor. and don't bring some lan cheow diseases back to singapore.

Saturday, September 17, 2005 10:31:25 PM

He will bring back some lan cheow diseases not via him, so that you get VD and die a horrible death :D

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
hope ur plane crashes and you kana disease at your lan cheow and die there! rmb, we hate you!

Sunday, September 18, 2005 12:30:39 PM

rockson said...
rockson u are a motherfucker! :D hope u die there..

69696969696969696969696

I didn't know you died! I should call your mother and write a lousy obitrary for you! :D

Anonymous said...

Enjoy your trip..show us some pic of your trip when you return to sg.

ng said...

bring singlish thr..mayb its gonna b the internaional language soon..hehe

Anonymous said...

Hi,

Congrats for being able to go overseas. It is great to go there. I'm a big fan of your blog. Am in Europe, but still must visit your blog. You are like a voice for most of us, who have a beng in our hearts.

Have fun there and write an article on what you see in US. So that people cannot say the Singapore beng only limited to coffeshop one.

Anonymous said...

Hey man, which part of US are you going to? I am in SF. Keep blogging, I can give you some good attractions suggestion :).
Have a safe and fun trip.

DaMeiRen said...

My Ah Rock! Have fun, but remember to come back to mama!! I'll be waiting for u!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

INTERNET WAS NOT INVENTED BY THE SWISS OR BY THE BRIT. DONT BE RIDICULOUS. INTERNET ORIGINATED FROM ARPANET AND ARPANET WAS INVENTED BY THE US MILITARY FOR MILITARY COMMUNICATION.

>>>You are right..Smart.

Anonymous said...

bring singlish thr..mayb its gonna b the internaional language soon..hehe

>>Hi Rockson

California welcome you! But please keep Singlish only for Singaporean. Not real proud of Singlish. Furthermore, makes Singaporean looks stupid...unable to speak proper English in foreign country.


From an American (Ex-Singaporean)

Anonymous said...

Rockson, Are you coming for the Oracle Openworld? Maybe I'll bump into you.

Anonymous said...

Bon Voyage! Hope to see u blog soon!

Anonymous said...

bon voyage!

Anonymous said...

Hope you didn't take Jacob George literally when he said if you want free speech, go to America. The asshole is just jealous because, hor, with his Osama beard, the USA immigration will wrap him in orange overalls and lock him up with his dog hater friends!

i've just said...

hi rockson...email me when u reach California ok?

i'm in california right now too...

but i'll be flying to Florida soon...

hope to bump into you when ur in the States...even though I do not know how your lan cheow face look like...

Anonymous said...

Hey Bro,

All the best for yr adventures in the US! :) Remember to blog/rock on! The land of the free....7-11 lor!

Anonymous said...

haha.. all the best.

GOD said...

Looks like alot of ASS are jealous about Rockson going to US. Please lah, if u r useless or cant afford to go oversea. Just go sentosa loh. Also oversean mah. Dun have to be jealous loh and write those childish comments. I pity you leh.

Anonymous said...

Xiaxue rocks!

Anonymous said...

yeah, continue to talk rock while in US!

Anyway, the bestest thing is u dun even have to go 7-11 to get playboy. My school library has them for loan under magazine section.

Lawyer Voyeur said...

Go Rockson! Rock the US too.

Anonymous said...

knn...you go US for fxxk? the airport security so tight will scan you like fxxxk...Make sure you keep your horse tight tight when go true the metal detactor...

Anonymous said...

hey rockson, have fun there... it's a really cool place... but be careful k? and please please please remember to blog... cheers...

gracie said...

To: Anonymous said...

bring singlish thr..mayb its gonna b the internaional language soon..hehe

>>Hi Rockson

California welcome you! But please keep Singlish only for Singaporean. Not real proud of Singlish. Furthermore, makes Singaporean looks stupid...unable to speak proper English in foreign country.


From an American (Ex-Singaporean)

I don't think that Singlish makes Singaporean look stupid. You look stupid if you ARE stupid or behave stupidly. The language itself is not stupid. A single syllabus word eg. "lah" can convey a rainbow of emotions with different intonations and in different context. That's highly compricated you know?

And if one is stupid, speaking good American/British English is not going to make one look more intelligent. What's important is knowing when to use the language. Eg when I'm around the American friends, I speak in an accent that is understandable to them. But when I'm with my close friends (from Asia) I can switch to my Singlish just as easily.

A Singaporean still

Anonymous said...

wallet kena robbed still ok. but if u drop ur wallet, u better kick it into the next zip code before u bend over and pick it up. in case someone thinks u r beckoning them to 'enter the dragon'.

Hiao Auntie said...

rockson
have a safe flight and a good trip...
write back soon okie

apologies to Queen said...

Buddy you're a Beng make a big noise
Cussin' on the Net gonna take on the world some day
You got horse and yo' face
You're hard to trace
Bloggin' your rock all over the place

Singin'

'We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you'

Anonymous said...

Rmbr to take out all the unuse SAF condoms you kept in your SBO ah! use them when u r there and pls plant the FLAG/HORSE with PRIDE on FOREIGN HOLE!!!!!

forgetful functor said...

If Rockson isn't using Singlish here, this blog would lose all its taste. To those Singaporeans who feel ashamed of Singlish - hey, it's your culture, treasure it! You may think it sounds so uneducated. Well, that's what your government and those people who pretend to be so cultured and high-class tell you. It's part of your local culture - you should be proud of it! Cantonese is also considered crude compared to "proper" Mandarin Chinese; Osaka dialect considered coarse compared to standard Japanese - yet they are pretty much kept alive by the corresponding people. I say, don't let your Singlish die away - keep it alive. And Rockson you have the funniest blog I've ever read, yet so many things are just so true!!

- from a Hong Konger

秋明山车神 said...

Rockson san,

临别依依,在此赠君一言:

横眉冷对千夫指
嘻笑怒骂任我行

Rock on!!

JUSTTHEGUY. said...

hmmmm

Anonymous said...

kanina lah rockson. u actually opposition party member right? kena found out thats why must go usa hide.

Anonymous said...

rockson.. if u hv spare time and thinking to chiong.. use whoisintown.com.. u can let know ur itin for chio bu to meet.. hv fun!

Anonymous said...

Aiyo Rockson..knnbccb..if i read your blog and eat sure choke and die of laughter! Go ahead and have fun in US. Go visit Las vegas lah..can go so free bare breasted women!

SamSeng said...

KNNBCCB ROCKSON, I AM BACK TO FUCK YOUR LOOSE ASS! FUCK YOU DEEP DEEP!
ROCKSON HATERS PLS FALL-IN AND BOMB HIS FUCKING CHEEBY BLOG!

SamSeng said...

ROCKSON YOU CHAO CHEEBY, I AM BACK!

SamSeng said...

BOMB BOMB AND BOMB AWAY! FUCK YOU ROCKSON.
YOU KNN CHINESE OR WAT? GOT A JAP NAME? YOUR MOTHER KENA FUCKED BY A JAP TO HAVE A BASTARD SON LIKE YOU AH?
FUCK YOU CHAO CHEEBY!

Anonymous said...

Wat samseng said is right, why u r a chinese and have a jap name? shame isn't it unless your mother kena fucked by a jap then give birth to u la!

Anonymous said...

No 1 ROCKSON Haters reporting here...fuck you ROCKSON!

im lieknub lolol k said...

wad's with all the fucking rockson haters!?

Dick Cheney said...

>>>Anonymous said...

Wat samseng said is right, why u r a chinese and have a jap name? shame isn't it unless your mother kena fucked by a jap then give birth to u la!

Monday, September 19, 2005 10:51:10 PM<<<

Many Singaporeans including prominent PAP figures have an "English" name. Are you saying their fathers are fair-skin ang mohs?

SamSeng said...

Rockson, you cheeby kia!
you are a bastard of a bastard. Your bastard father was killed by a gang of blacks fucking his asshole until he got disease, cancer and AIDS together. Then he stand up fuck your mother get all his disease then you are born from your bastard mother's asshole. which means you stinks when u were born. You must be handicapped cuz cancer people stick their cancerous hands into your asshole. I think u better off dead lah!

Anonymous said...

The blog tat you created are low-class and cheapskate!

Anonymous said...

Come on la, rockson! your blog become more and more lousy liao la, show some standard le! :(

Anonymous said...

You reached states liao or not? better dun anyhow fuck wait your lan-jiao rot then you know!
Those ang-mos gals very dirty one wo, their cheeby hole all black black one, dunno kena fucked how many times liao?! maybe kena fucked by dogs also?

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