Saturday, September 17, 2005

Rockson going USA

I only got time to type a few word. I is going USA! No time to talk so much lan cheow words, I have to pack, I haven't even pack cheebye!!!

Maybe I will get chance to see the MP for Califonia, Arnold Swagganigger. USA damn solid, even actor also can become MP and President. Cowboy who is blur fuck as Bush also can be President. If Bush is our President, and Singapore kena flood like New Orlian, Singapore will be sink until underwater liao.

I like Arnold movie, he damn action. Now nobody dare to fuck around with Califonia because Arnold will put one bomb into the fucker backside and say I will come back. This kind of MP, who don't want? You see? Even his neh neh got muscles one!

I am quite excited, I long time never go to US for work liao. I will write more blog when I reach there. Sure can get internet one, because America invent internet one.

At least go USA I feel safer, this few days Singapore got so many fucked up disease like dengue and also blogger kena charge as traitor. Only scared go US kena rob only. But rob only lose wallet, never mind. In Singapore kena dengue can die and kena charge can go jail for blog.

And best is in USA the Playboy magazine can just buy from the 7-11!!!

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Anonymous said...

take care, rockson..
i'll be missing you!
make sure you wear rubber, don't bring back the disease!

kaya said...

Like, wtf, your blog is like, hilarious! :P

Cheers!

sunnybaby said...

rockson more posts soon pls.. =) haha.. i need my dose of laughter.

Coldkoh said...

Have a nice trip buddy

Anonymous said...

Those Rockson haters... you guys are hilarious really. Don't like, don't read. But then again, there are guys who sniff their smelly socks and keep going back for more. *roll eyes*

df said...

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Fuck you deep deep said...

Rockson, I really love you and dying to suck your little cock!

FUCK YOUR MOTHER said...

ROCKSON, I THINK YOU HAVE MANY FANS THAT ARE REALLY NO-BRAINS ONE LO...MAYBE THEY SUCK YOUR COCK TOO MUCH LIAO?
ROCKSON BRAINY FANS, KNNBCCB!

Anonymous said...

bon voyage!

XINYI said...

pls go and dun ever come back, you chao ah beng

Big Dick said...

Wah Rockson going to red neck city? Careful they dun anal-yse you too much for being Asian.

And give our regards to Michael Faye.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

looks like another spam wars.

Who is it this time?

Little Horse Ah Beng Rockson vs Bitch Racist Xia Lan Xue vs Mr Brown Colored Shit vs AssholeFrame vs Gay Fagraim Loy?

Whoever wins, we still read. LOL >_>;

RiverDance said...

quote from nicole

Have a good trip and I love your blog, but I do feel obliged to inform you that AMERICANS DID NOT INVENT INT ERNET!!!! The swiss did, at CERN in geneva. We give the Americans too much credit for both things they did and didnt do, inflat their egos eh?

eh ger, u read too much dan brown liao

the americans invented tcp/ip
the americans started apranet, the lao beh of internet using tcp/ip for their defence communication in case nuclear war wif the commie

the CERN this, it is this english chap tat invented the WWW or website concept

Anonymous said...

take care in america dude.

Anonymous said...

mr rock!

arrived in USA liao not!

Rockson is a motherfucker said...

Your parents must be very shame of you! Use all bad langague and still think you are very great?
Go to USA good la...so u can suck ang-mo cock!

anttyk said...

rockson, have a good trip!!!!

YOUR MOTHER CHEE BY said...

JUST A FEW WORDS TO ROCKSON -
YOU ARE JUST A CHAO AH BENG TRYING HARD TO ACT COOL!

JUST A FEW WORDS TO ROCKSON'S NO-BRAINS FAN -
WAKE UP LA! SOME EVEN GALS LIKE TO VIEW ROCKSON'S BLOG...CHEEBY ITCY WANNA KENA FUCKED AH? GO AND FUCK YOUR DOG LA!

jeelaga said...

Wah lau, sugasuga run to LA. Sakali Singapore got sudden president bye-election, u want to take part also difficult!

Mickell said...

America. Wonderfully fantastic country :D

KAN NI MOTHER said...

WELCOME TO USA! WELCOME TO KENA FUCKED BY THOSE AIDS-INVENTER ANG-MOS!

SamSeng said...

TO YOU ROCKSON (BY YOUR CHEEBY FANS) :-

Rockson's father was killed and screwed by black people and also fucked by Banglah worker right? I can imagine your mon having doggie style sex with a banglah man right in your father eyes in his own bedroom, threatening your father that he would kill him if he don't join in. Threesome, baby! No wonder come out of the black chee bye is a chee bye rockson and the cheebye mouth

Anonymous said...

LOL, read Samseng's blog, he changed the names. If it's not there anymore, of course you know who deleted that comment. Samseng, act clever must also do it right mah:))))

Anonymous said...

STOP

Anonymous said...

"I is going USA" ?? LOL. interesting use of English. Apparently, people who read your blog has the same standard of English as you do. It's my first time here, and it'll be my last.

Singa-Ligam said...

One word - fuck up english!

LAWYER KUMAR said...

STOP BLOGGING LA..LATER KENA SUE THEN LAN LAN!

Anonymous said...

continue bloggin in the states and give us a good laugh!

Cynthia liu said...

Dun go to USA and speak Singlish, you are a shame man!

Anonymous said...

Rockson is actually Gan Huai Shi!!!! Run away ar!!! NABEI

Jam said...

So like wtf is up with those of u condeming his blog? If you're not happy, kindly click the (x) at the top right hand corner of the screen.

Whaaaaat, don't tell me you're ALL TOO dumb to know/find where that x is? Need I help you with such a simple task?

(apparently so)


Now.

go away already.





Whaat? STILL HERE AH? omg.
Well, you anti-rocksons can go **** off right now. We don't need your scum all over his comments page. You know what, you ppl are such lame retards, trying to "follow the minority" for some unknown psychological reason.

I mean, seriously. Get a life. Don't follow those who are blindly spouting rubbish, hoping that you prove something here. if you really DO hate him and his ways, so be it. There's no need to be rude here you know. And its like the pot calling the kettle black.

You blatantly accuse those rockson followers as having a less-than-average standard of English.

Well, f-u-c-k-y-o-u.

Because SOME of you have even WORSE than a 'below-average' standard of writing.

And where does that put you?
Nowhere!

So buzz off already!

Jam said...

HAAAAH! I knew it was too good to be true! So you DO have a stat counter eh! invisible one summore!
Hahahaha den act blur fuck you dunno got so many readers!

Wahlau eh rockson.... that is sooo not funny lor.

Waah security enables one summore ah!

tsk tsk tsk.


but i still love ur writing lor.

(although you may probably be some white collar fuck who's earning big bucks and has imaginary friends by the names of lawrence and Raymond, not to mention YOUR STAT COUNTER!)

wahhahahaha

Anonymous said...

Rockson careful leh,wait kena backside how?? Even angmoh there read ur blog already,u rock on already !!!

Anonymous said...

Rockson careful leh,wait kena backside how?? Even angmoh there read ur blog already,u rock on already !!!

dEiLLusiOnmE said...

Singa-Ligam said...
One word - fuck up english


U even more screwed up the rockson lehz.. it's 3 words lehz. .what 1 word? hahahaha kok

dEiLLusiOnmE said...

btw.. chee bye airframe never talk rot about rockson liaoz haha.. think his tag board kana over flooded he close the tag board hahaha.. entry also bo ki liaoz haahahahaha.. THATS WHAT HAPPEN WHAT U TALK ROCK BOUT ROCKSON NEH NEH POK .. NO CCB hahahaur blog get fuck by 800k people hahaha.. bandwidth sure close down haha.. the webpage also lagi jia lat haha just die la ephraim.. 1 person spit 1 time saliva at you.. ur gonna to drown la...

dEiLLusiOnmE said...

FASTER BLOG LA ROCKSON CCB so long then blog one time. .wtf u think u doing? and u never read the newspaper? got an article which says the govt is not going to tolerate blogs overseas or in SINGAPORE which promotes racial disharmony or social disorder and blogs that instigate and propagades riots and discontent hahaha.. think the pap scared people like u tell their followers to overthrow govt and make em loose the position.. *Srhugs* so much for democracy hahaha

sime road said...

rockson taking cover coe recently got pple blog kena sued big time isit.

live to fight another day la my man, u rocks.

Cyn-* said...

Put up pics of ur trip! Each picture speaks a thousand words..

Anonymous said...

Oi, Rockson, if you happen to meet ex-President Carter, the peanut farmer, remember to tell him he can get a better price in Singapore at $600,000 each!!! Then maybe Bush will invade Singapolis instead of those bothersome oil states in the Middle East! Hahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Nicole is not correct. Rockson is right.
The Americans have indeed invented the Internet, which is a communication network (of many computers link together), used by the NASA at the beginning, a place where the World Wide Web "hosts" websites.
The Swiss at Cern invented the World Wide Web.

Anonymous said...

someone's scared

lalaland said...

Hv a great trip.

Anonymous said...

Did the plane crash?

PAB said...

rockson go there becos scare stay in SG wait govt come catch u is it? =X

singa-lingam said...

rockson scare 'cheng-hoo' catch...bo-lan-par run to usa suck ang-mo cock liao!

singa-lingam LOVER said...

singa-lingam mind ur own business and fuck ur mother. KNNBCCB. Tok so much for wat? No happy dun come in la. We dun welcome u oso. Come in KPKB. Hope u cross road kena knock. If u drink kena crash. Stay at home, celing fell on u. KNNBCCB.

Anonymous said...

Cocky,

Rockson go SF 4 wat, see neh neh urr want to eat. The neh neh there U see all blot one lah, can carry into shoulder one.

See Spore neh neh better maa homebreed one, no silicon cannot explode and burst maa like balloon. Kena Urr face sure admitted again 4 sure. Haha ha..

Anonymous said...

"I like Arnold movie, he damn action. Now nobody dare to fuck around with Califonia because Arnold will put one bomb into the fucker backside and say I will come back."

"I will come back"??? For what? To take back the bomb he put in the backside of the fellow? LOL

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xiaxua husband said...

what the fuck you doing here??

Anonymous said...

anyone can tell me more abt sex? and process n stuff?

Coolgeogteacher said...

Aiyo...can die ah reading your accounts of SF. Even when I was there SF didn't seem as interesting as you would see it in your eyes! Make sure to take photos!!!

Wicked said...

wah lao internet is the switerland invent one. the ang moh cheebye go and kope and then Kao pei kao bu say is they make one. Ang moh always like that anyhow kope now is the china anyhow cope and make pirated things. they tought they got sea catch fish be pirate ah?

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