Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Go USA see neh neh show

I reach in USA a few days liao. San Francisco is very nice. The weather is cooling and not fucking hot like Singapore. The degree is about 16 and like aircon. I like it very much. Whole country like outside got aircon liddat.

My hotel room inside got internet, so I at night cannot sleep, like now is 4 at night, I can blog. I borrow my friend John laptop. My body still cannot used to the new time so day time I feel like sleeping, night time I feel like working.

When I reach the airport of SF, was night time liao, and I fucking hungry. So I eat at this Japanese restaurant call Ebisu and order their fish cake mee, Japan style one with soup. The aeroplane food is all the ang moh style one, so very hard to eat. So when I see the mee, I happy like fuck and order it. Later when I have to pay, nabei! It was more than $14, US dollar someone. Chee bye! Singapore eat one bowl of fish cake fish ball noodle also $2 only, and even if Japanese style one is only $6.

Later I find out everything in USA the price is not just higher than Singapore, their GST is more also. We 5% already kowpeh kowbu liao, Here the tax is more than 8% GST ok?

The only thing that is cheaper in America is car and petrol. Their car is so cheap. I saw on the TV those game show, they chin chin chai chai give away car that cost US dollar 10k or 12k only. Big car ok? They have many many channel here, even got XXX channel, see until nose-bleed cock-dry hand-tired. And their petrol (they don't call petrol, they call gas, like pang pui liddat hahahaha!!!) is also cheap. US gahmen anything also not scared, only scared no cheap gas give their people to use. So they will go war, if have to do it make the petrol to be cheap.

Not like our gahmen, oh the oil price go up ah? So your car the petrol price also go up lor. And your bus your mrt your simi lan cheow thing price also go up. And go up liao never come back down. You die your business.

I saw the newpaper got Oak Land (is also inside SF) they want to make the people can own only three dog each. This kind of law also have. But then in Singapore want to keep a cheebye cat in our flat also hard, don't say three dog.

Yesterday morning I cannot tahan already, want to look for some Chinese food. I eat MacDonald eat until scared. They got the Chinese food here, but many is pian ang moh one, and is damn ex. Maybe I dunno where to find the real Chinese food.

When I saw got one coffee shop say they got porridge, I fucking happy, so I order that and I saw their blackboard also say got carrot cake! Chok and chai tow kuay! Hosei liao! I also order their coffee (it is the starbuck price kind, you see how many buck you have to pay, you will see star).

Talk about coffee, USA don't have kopitiam that kind of kopi one. Most of them is the starbuck price. You cannot go their coffee shop and say Kopi-O jit puay! You have to ask for expresso kind. You tell them kopi-o the fella will blur at you.

Actually they also got the cheap kind of kopi, but the kopi is those taste like New Water..... SAI CHUI!!! Give me money also I won't drink.

When the waitress give me my order, I very excited. I look at my porridge, KNNBCCB!!!! How come got those raisin and honey pour inside one? And the carrot cake is not chye tow kuay. Is really cake make from carrot. Fuck lah, how I know they call this kind of thing porridge. Is like eat the quacker oats liddat.

I also go their famous prison on a island (some people say Singapore is like a prison on a island hahahahaha!!!). Is call Allcatrez. It is very famous because very hard to escape one, so far only got one old man, last time the old James Bond Sean Conery, ever escaped from there before. Now it is not prison anymore but let the tourist come and take picture. When I was there, got some photo show on the last time prisoner by a Canada photographer.

My friend John also got bring me go see neh neh show at this famous place call Crazy Horse. I like the name. Remind me of me hahahahaha!!! Singapore Crazy Horse Tan got to Crazy Horse see sex show!!!

Not bad, go USA also can chiong. He told me you can see but cannot touch. Last time this kind of place can also get "extra service", but now cannot liao. We pay the $20 (US dollar ok?) to chop hand go inside, but all the private dance is also need to pay more money.

They dance sexy dance wear bikini is one price. Then you want them dance with show neh neh is top up another price. Then if you want them dance their neh neh and cheebye all show you is even more money. Like MacDonald Happy Meal like that, you want to upsize?

The place is a long long room, then got long long stage at the end and also a few vip room (like our lup sup karaoke vip room liddat hahahaha!!!). Even got DJ one. But I think people go there is to see cheebye and not to hear what lan cheow music.

The Horse girls all is very sexy and neh neh very big one. Some of the neh look like got gei liao one.

I remember got someone say Crazy Horse neh neh show is coming to Singapore. But I think is not the same kind of show. Don't have private dance one. The newspaper say the one that come to Singapore is the 艺术 art kind of neh neh show. This one I go in SF is the cheebye kind of neh neh show.

But if come to Singapore is really this kind of Crazy Horse, I sure go one, can use Singapore money hahahahaha!!!

231 comments:

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Rockson said...

tankew lah! i coming back liao... my horse now steam cannot come down!!! hahahahaha!!!

sunnybaby said...

new entries please? =)

Anonymous said...

Mr Brown rocks! He writes in proper English unless the loser Rockson.

Anonymous said...

Mr Brown rocks! He writes in proper English unless the loser Rockson.

That's proper english? Do you need me to teach you? The proper word should be unlike. What a loser

Anonymous said...

sunnybaby can show more of your longkang?

chucchy said...

rockson, your england very cutie. teehee.

Chuang Shyue Chou said...

There is a lot to see and do at San Francisco.

It's not merely food and flesh. Really. Of course, if that is what you like, then, go for it! Enjoy yourself.

Anonymous said...

we losers and lamers are no difference from you guys here. rockson won't last long. you people are here because of his mother and cheebyes. one day, this blog will be close forever. rockson will only be remembered for his expletives and those pathetic fans who want freedom of vulgar speech. go back to your life and who needs a blog to fuck.

sunnybaby said...

Anonymous said...
sunnybaby can show more of your longkang?

Sunday, September 25, 2005 10:17:10 PM


scumbag, that's not a longkang or cleavage or whatever you want to call it. it's my pendant, my swastika pendant. you are mental and rude. get ur eyes checked pls. thanks. =)

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
we losers and lamers are no difference from you guys here. rockson won't last long. you people are here because of his mother and cheebyes. one day, this blog will be close forever. rockson will only be remembered for his expletives and those pathetic fans who want freedom of vulgar speech. go back to your life and who needs a blog to fuck.

Sunday, September 25, 2005 11:20:40 PM

Wow some idiot admits they are lame and loser. Hey i like your attitude. You mama must be proud of you but y u scold FUCK? u dun like rockson but u scold FUCK? hmm so what does this means? i think u r just a pathetic fan of some other who want freedom of vulgar speech too. Why u say this is due to ur jealousity? Wan write oso think mah.. see la.. burn ur own ass liao... hahaha... Stupid idiot ass.

Anonymous said...

please. how can i don't said fuck because i can only said it in here mah. my respect to a bunch of pai kias and morons with rotten brains. fucking in here is just a compliment to how this blog address it's "fans". trust me. it'll be close one day. i'll live to see it. rockson will get bore to entertain these people. everyday, i'll come and see how many people turn into roaches in here. and i'll laugh for the achievements rockson brings to our society.

take care, mothercheebyes and lan chiaos :P

guo hao said...

i think i shld flash my dick so dat my readership will go up. seriously, im so ultra-mega-huge dat people will be surprise and they'll just keep coming back to my blog. and also, im sure i'll get a 2page feature on the newspaper. *BIG GRINS*

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said... Mr Brown rocks! He writes in proper English unless the loser Rockson. " -
Have you been to the site recently? Ever since he's been hanging out with crap like XX and KennySai.com, he has been posting pics instead of words. And any written stuff is plagiarised from someone else's blog. Unless, of course, you are interested in reading about his autistic children, etc.

Anonymous said...

i think he is playing world of warcraft lah!

Anonymous said...

Just admit you like Rockson blog lah. Don't have to be shy people. Wonder why you guys keep saying how you hate on this blog but WHY keep coming in and fuck here3 fuck there? Go geylang fuck better lah. et a life man. We are not kiddo as you to come in everyday just to see the blog close? Even it is close, at least the memories are still there. Its just part of out life. Even it is close, its not your fuckin business. Just get a life mother fucker cb. Damn bo liao to people like you. At least we support rockson not like you. Keep saying you hate still come in. Hahaha. Super ultra fucking lamer. Balls to you man.

Anonymous said...

i think some people come here to flame stupid rockson fans!!!!!! vedi verdi fun wat!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm jealous this blog is not closed. So good. The end is near though. Rockson. Keep up your good horse and talk more nehs nehs ok. Your fans just love you. WHAHAHAHAAA!!!

I like this page.

kawasi said...

go to lychee garden on powell and broadway in chinatown for dim sum. or kirin restaurant on Geary boulevard near 25th Avenue for other cantonese.

Anonymous said...

Go eat In-N-Out!! There's one outlet at Fisherman's Wharf. Best burger!

Anonymous said...

And any written stuff is plagiarised from someone else's blog. Unless, of course, you are interested in reading about his autistic children, etc.

you pay bloggers to blog for your fucking pathetic life issit? go watch some tv and get some other entertainment, loser. People want to blog about their autistic kid (just one, Einstein), also have to say.

RAT said...

OI..WHEN R U WRITING YR NEXT ENTRY?? FM RAT

USA IS CHEAPER THAN SINGAPORE said...

THEIR SALARY IS MUCH HIGHER THAN OURS. YOU SHOULD REALISE THIS FIRST BEFORE SAYING THAT THEIR FOOD AND GST ARE MORE EXPENSIVE THAN SINGAPORE. OVERALL, COST OF LIVING IN USA IS ***LOWER** THAN IN SINGAPORE -- ONE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE CITY IN THE WORLD TO LIVE IN, MORE EXPENSIVE THAN EVEN NEW YORK!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Rockson, liao.

Even if this blog were to close I will not blog that lousy shit face who were talking more vulgars words due to jealousy and ask for sympathy in this blogs. Actually who's the real losser.

First blogging as a teacher, giving some advice, then preacher now fucker, fucking people, bravo now u show what really who you are. Worst than Rockson. A liar...losser..

Anonymous said...

Rockson where r u? kanna aids is it?

Anonymous said...

Please show more respect to girls. Like your political comments a lot but- please. We're not merely fucked up cunts and asses for your horse.

Anonymous said...

Why the fuck everytime got those son of KNNB post the fucking No.1, No.2, No.3 why huh? No.1 can lick rockson cock iszit? Comment something meaningful lah ...for cock sake!

stevaughn said...

KNN no need to tich rockson how to respect cunt lah. Read liao not happy, cunt no wet, cock no stand or no cum, dats ur ah gong ah ma business, just leave! Nobody point cock at ur head make u stay here read!

Anonymous said...

hey rockson/1 tot ur posts are pretty cool!
think u are well-read and intelligent!
keep the postings coming in!
u rox man!

Anonymous said...

yo homeboy..can you brush up ur english? it's fuckin irritating to all the singaporean chinese..otherwise you can try typing in hokkien like "cheebye" as u had demonstrated in ur earlier posts...

ok byez..

Anonymous said...

why nvr upload ur photo here?

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