Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Go Comex with Lawrence and new reservist idea

Fuck, man. Dunno why this few days, my at home phone got this clicking sound. Also not very clear, the phone sometime sound like those radio when you adjust to no station. Cheebye, if continue like this, I going to complain the telephone company liao.

Lawrence always like to go the cheebye computer show. Singapore every year also got so many of this show, and all is the same one. It is like Sim Lim but they move their shop to Suntec and then the whole Singapore all go there to buy the same thing they can buy from Sim Lim.

How come all the PC show got those name with the X one? Comex, Sitex, Kotex!!!

I follow him to go the Comex show on Saturday, fucking hell! So many people! Car also jam, human also jam!! And many those computer guys who go this kind of thing smell like they never bath one! Nabei, want to go out shopping buy your computer thing bath before you go can? Aircon also no use! Mosquito fly in front of you also will choke and die ok?

Actually this is idea. Get all the smelly computer guy together, go people house their smell can kill the dengue mosquito.

In the end I wait for Lawrence at the Panasonic stall, because sometimes got sexy girls come out and dance on the stage. They wear the small small skirt and the small small top, and dance sexy sexy on the stage. I dunno what sexy dancing girl got to do with computer but nobody complain. We all just stand there and see. See until floppy also become hard disk.

When I go and find Lawrence (he lining up somewhere to sign some offer can get free playstation one), I walk past one guy and he said come come excuse me let me tell you how to get a free i-pot.

I ask him what is i-pot? He said is can play music one. Very good, from apple.

I thought got free thing maybe go and see, so I follow him. Then he start to talk about insurance thing. KNNBCCB! Bluff me what free i-pot! I told him to fuck off, and went back to look for Lawrence.

By the time we come out of the place, we also smell like those computer guys. I think worse, smell like reservist.

Today I saw newspaper got some MP who in charge of reservist welfare one (I think it is that 老处女 one) she say gahmen want to call soldier wife and family go his reservist in camp training. So maybe during the ICT, can let the wife and the children come and stay with their father in the camp!!!!

Chow chee bye! What is this Gahmen thinking?

Want to waste Singapore guys time not enough, now also want to waste his wife and his children time too?

The men morale not good, must call their wife come and sleep with them in the bunk is it? Scared they at night lonely and need to fuck, so during reservist also can do their "National Service" also ah?

Wa lao eh, what guy want their woman to come and see them during reservist?

The old virgin MP even say if children can see their daddy drive tank, so they will know how important is their father duty.

Fuck you understand!!!

I think the children will see their father most of the time sleep in the bunk, read newspaper, and go canteen break. Even those reservist got exercise one also dowan let their family see their father pang sai in the grass, and whole body sweat and mud, look like shit, smell like shit.

And if I got children, I also dowan them come to the camp see me drive tank. Wait got some reservist blur fuck accidently shoot live round from the MG on the tank or parking the tank reverse too fast langga people how? Army most dangerous weapon is not tank not gun, is the blur fuck with the tank and the gun, understand?

Somemore if the wife and family all come and stay, how is the men going to go Geylang to chiong? Reservist is the best time to go and chiong together with your army friend. ICT is not In Camp Training, ok? ICT is Insert Cheebye Training!!!!

Thats why Army always give the men condom when go oversea exercise. You think give them condom for what? Blow balloon have birthday party issit? The SAF condom is so that the men go and fuck some Taiwan mei mei won't kena some disease on their lan cheow and bring back to Singapore pass to other people ok?

You want to improve the men reservist welfare? Don't need to call their family come to the camp. Just don't call them go for so many cheebye ICT!!!

182 comments:

Anonymous said...

unbelievable, you're god damn funny

Anonymous said...

Naaaaiiiccceee !

Anonymous said...

This is the best!

Mr Tan

Anonymous said...

wah lan eh? Who here go NS got wife and kids liao? i think the mp brains in her backside lor think we what? so early get married

Anonymous said...

haha.. nice entry..

Unknown said...

wheee ((: this is cool.

Anonymous said...

7th!

Anonymous said...

yay! 8th!!!

heya rockson, just tsrated reading your blog and im a fan already!

keep your entries coming! :)

Good day!

Anonymous said...

started, i mean. noticed the typo a bit too late.

Anonymous said...

9th!!! hahahaha

Anonymous said...

10th YEAH i'm the 10th

rockson you are damn funny.

Anonymous said...

floppy become harddisk.. hahaha thats funny!

Anonymous said...

u are a real funny guy...
keep it up....
eh u sinle right?
go date that blinkymummy lah
prob u both can combine and make some good blog.."blinkyrock"
but dun think she can tahan ur horse..
prob see then faint..

post more often man

Anonymous said...

yes i am in the top 10!!!

-Jeanie. said...

yeah. read all ur entries. so nice, so funny. i addicted in reading ur blog already.

anyway, ask u something.u more pro!
the army guys go brunei for training got chance to go play with meimei mehz?

Anonymous said...

haha so very funny.

Anonymous said...

woahahahaha
blur fuck and his machine gun. sounds like some homicidal indian classmate who loves taupoking.

rockson!! YOU SHOULD WRITE A BOOK!!!

Anonymous said...

yayyyyyyy.... me no. 18... hahaz....nice one...ICT!!!!

Anonymous said...

number 21~

Anonymous said...

"See until floppy also become hard disk."

wah this is damn good!

Anonymous said...

To answer jeanie mei mei's question: NSmen in Brunei try to peep at topless iban women, then pa chew cheng ! Nothing to worry about !

Anonymous said...

nice!!!!!

Floppy to hard disk!! Magnificent!! Rockson where you come up with sentences like that man?

Anonymous said...

Must not crack our reservists' loban. Must enjoy as Band of Brother during lobo time, tats geylang chiong!!!

Anonymous said...

what car do you drive? maybe you should get your fans to pay off your fine!

Anonymous said...

floppy become harddisk.. wooahahaha thats the brightest thing yu can come up with! yea cool rockson!!

To answer jeanie mei mei's question: NSmen in overseas attachment never lack of sexcapade,dear! hahaha :p

Good write Rockson!! but dun bocho
our reservist geylang romp lobang ma.. alama!! so many girl with bf reading leh hahaha cheers!!

Aaron!!! said...

" Army most dangerous weapon is not tank not gun, is the blur fuck with the tank and the gun, understand?"

I found that the most farnie... fuck sia! U are the best fucker man...

Anonymous said...

i think that was funny.

F¡яєвџяN said...

ICT-Insert Cheebye Training?!! CB u very creative hahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

"floppy become hard disk."

walao. that wasnt easy to catch on the first read, but it came rushing to me almost immediately after that. ahahahahaa.. nice one!

Anonymous said...

nice

Anonymous said...

clicking sound on the phone? call me paranoid.. but it could be a bug.

Anonymous said...

lockson you lock are u unnerstand?!!

Anonymous said...

ALL DIAM!!! IM INSIDE THE TOP 50 CAN!! KEEP IT UP ROCKSON!! FUCK UR MOTHER CHEE BYE OSO!! YAY!!!

Anonymous said...

you are so darn funny! keep up the good work!

Anonymous said...

mmm.. i definitely wont wan to go wif my husband.. hehe

its just too torturing..

Anonymous said...

Hahahhaa Totally agree with you ROCKSON.Army pple always damn boliao.Reservist this reservist that.
Waste pple time,Everyone's trying hard to earn a living for the family and they even have to worry about reservist.KNMPCB!!!!

Anonymous said...

GOOD ONE.. ROCKSON..
FM RAT

jyh said...

you make my day

Anonymous said...

ROFLOL LA CB IPOD LA SIMI I POT WAHAHAHHAAHAH N NNB LA

Rhythmzlogy said...

wee~~ top 50!

Rhythmzlogy said...

wee~~ top 50!!

Anonymous said...

haha....you're damn funny.Thanks for brightening my day! x)

Anonymous said...

45th!! hahahahahaha...
power sia

Anonymous said...

Hahaha... ya loh... welfare fun ask us go ICT la. stupid... yeah! top 50

Anonymous said...

wtf everytime comment also nice entry or rockson u rock.. cant u guys say something else?

Anonymous said...

Hahaha... ya loh... welfare dun ask us go ICT la. stupid... yeah! top 50

Anonymous said...

Dear Rockson,

Quote:
"...You want to improve the men reservist welfare? Don't need to call their family come to the camp. Just don't call them go for so many cheebye ICT!!!.."

Cheebye! Tis time u sure fucking wrong oready, rockson. Gahmen must call the geylang 'chickens' to our camps and service us! Then, the men reservist welfare sure improve, mahh...

Then, many sure volunteer to come for ICT, lan chiau!

nyway, i like ur humor..

Chow liao!

Anonymous said...

damn cool la u.

Anonymous said...

Rockson boi boi,

Papa miss you. Yah papa oso dun want the wife n kid to go for the ICT coz later papa no business entertaining the boys..

Luv u
Papagay

Anonymous said...

LOL ICT.

Anonymous said...

Women must go reservist with their husband????

Which women want to go??!!!

Anonymous said...

walao eh reservist bring kids..wad if my daughter sibei chio..dan let other ns guys deposit tadpole into her meh..tt old virgin no brain isit..

Anonymous said...

I oso dunno why computer show all must end with X.

But Kotex is definitely not a show! Who wants to see a Kotex?

Anonymous said...

You made my day man ! Great job ! So nice reading your blog..

Anonymous said...

rockson power la....neva fails to make pple laugh

Anonymous said...

i like rockson very much.,...his damm funny

Da Froggie said...

Nabei those KNNCCB Insurance agent..always pretend pretend one....want to do survey...actually keke..pyscho u to invest in their product...Lim Peh always see them ...but I always boh Hue Lan them!

Anonymous said...

LOL funny entry
IM YR BIGGEST FAN

Anonymous said...

WAH!!!

CB THIS ROXS SIA!!!

WAH VOTE ROXSON FOR PRESIDENT!!!

HAHA! LAUGHED MY FUCKING GUTS OUT!

-Jeanie. said...

hey guys...thx for answering my question!!! :P

now then i noe NS men alway go geylang to chiong arhZz! keke.there nice mehz?i go there, also nothing lehz.nv c alot of women standing outside to snatch business.maybe i nv go to the rite zone!

watermelon said...

wahaha, nice post as always.

Anonymous said...

eh jeanie,

I tink ah, u went to 'Pasar Geylang' lorr..down there only got all the old pervert uncles, lehh...

Anonymous said...

rockson i got to say u really rock man....
keep posting more of this man... its a gd relief side after a stressful day of work or studies.

How did u came up with those ideas man.....

Anonymous said...

yo rockson, about time u talk about cheebye SAF and fcuking waste-time reservist! Oh why u never mention all those super idle jiat liao bee SAF regulars? Must whack them next time, ok?

Anonymous said...

lol lawrence is ur best friend rite? But his such a cb always! U should find a new best friend!

Mr Lee said...

Haha ,sometimes I pity you for being so popular man.Thought "comment" was meant for ACTUALLY comments and appreciation. Since when has it started being who's number 1 or "yahoo..I'm no.10" kind of stuff? Is there a prize to be won?If so pls inform me so I'll take part on your next blog posting.Cheers mate.

Anonymous said...

you are one funny fucker, understand? this is my favorite entry so far.
Better take care of your soldier..

Anonymous said...

eh.. you dunno wat ipod is? which rock you living under? now who dunno wat ipod is? you are either lying or is lying...

Oreo said...

You should go IRC and then post about those IRC losers too...

This one is a good start

http://yourguysxxxposed.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

Yo! Roxson! Very funny post. Make my day! As if we haven't pay enough tax. Now, gahmen wants us taxpayer to pay for food and lodging to the wives and kids to eat and stay in the camp. Watch out! They are always thinking of ways to make Singaporean pay for unnecessary things. Please!!!! Keep the wives and kids at home. What stupid idea of this woman to recommend something like that.

Anonymous said...

LAST ONE

Anonymous said...

I AM THE LAST ONE!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

youre so god damn funny.

Anonymous said...

rockson ge ge jia you~!

Anonymous said...

Chee bye lah Rockson, wot kind of NS r u suggesting? 19 yrs old ploughing the Gey lorongs displaying their rubber capped protuberance issit? I think u are sick man! MayB sud send u to New Orleans for your reservist stint so that u can practise shooting with your damn proud horse OK, the only weapon NS provided u, I suppose.

Sausage said...

I notice army only give those cheap brand one, never give durex brand

Anonymous said...

Rock you never fail to amuse me. You dun blame the old virgin lah because she not married, no children, no regular sex and no experience of married life so how does she know about our family life and our fucking life in NS. She just talk cock only lah. Keep rocking man.

Anonymous said...

Cheebye lah komendoh....people want to talk ...everybody like him tok...,you go and fuck him want to send him to new orlean for what fuck....he tok about reservist..cheebye where got 19 yr old go reserbist?
Rockson, I think you should filter all those KNNCCBMFs that critisize you out of the comments area....Must do like gahmen...filter all critisims....show all nice nice ones...
I read your blog...i so happy .. but got some cheebye farkers spoil myh modd when read them commenting about u...
capped protuberance....cheebye so clever in your england dont come here lah...go and read some scholar blogs tok about dont like black or brown...only like yellow...dis one is for the bengs...and normal people one

Anonymous said...

you are an angry young man...

Anonymous said...

hey, rockson, u nv fail to make mi laugh. haha.. tis entry is another masterpiece by u.. keep it up dude!!

Anonymous said...

Mr. Lee, I got one thing to say...

I'm top 100, wooHOO.

socute333 said...

hahaha
laugh until buay tahan

Anonymous said...

hahahaha... fuck you la rockson... damn funni leh... esp ur thots on reservist welfare and 'ICT'.. hahaha... keep writing ya...

Anonymous said...

Rockson, you friend friend hor, so must tell you about the clicking sound in your telephone. Not say I scare you, but maybe it's being tapped. Not the PUB water tap, but the ISD type tap. Better you cancel land line and use mobile. Also, must quickly buy up all the phone cards before the Wong Cunt Sing makes new IDA ruling that people who buy phone card must provide IC number one, like buying chewing gum. We know you not Al Qaeda terrorist, but the MIW very paranoid type.

Anonymous said...

cool! rockson...
i like ICT - insert cheebye trainning...

Anonymous said...

floppy become HARDdisk --> i like this ONE! LOLX berri funnI!

Thank U!

ROCK SON! ^_____^

Anonymous said...

Imho, your land line is being monitored. But I think you know that already. And usually, they wont just tap the land line only, but your mobile too.

Your style of writing is really really funny. The most classic being the floppy disk to hard disk and the army's most dangerous weapon. Thanks for the laughs =)

Ivan Chan Heng Liang said...

Rockson is implying that the gahmen is tapping his phone, i.e. he is not a gahmen agent. Right...

Anonymous said...

KNNCCB eh u cheebye fans - that floppy harddisk joke is old one lah -- not invent by this fucker rockson. eh rockson, yr horse is 3.5 inch floppy ah?

Unknown said...

this blog is HILARIOUS LEYYS!

Audrey said...

ahahaha. SO FUNNY. =))) i-pot. lol.

Anonymous said...

SAF's deadly weapon is the "blur fuck with the tank and gun" hahaha!!! really deadly weapon

yeah.....we really need lots of ICT - Insert Cheebye Training!!

Anonymous said...

yah! SAF's deadly weapon is the "blur fuck with the tank and gun" hahaha!!! this really deadly weapon should be used on that useless waste $$ un-elected president at istana!

Pynk said...

LoL
You got me at "Floppy also become Hard Disk" U best... XD love reading your blog... haha

Anonymous said...

This is a lot funnier than Rockson.
http://offkilter.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

haha nice crack on the floppy to hard disk.

Aaron Tan said...

so funny i cannot stop laughing since this morning after reading your blog....now still laughing...damn..how to stop? die this time...

the pacimist said...

nice. tomorrow i going tekong already. steady lah. will definitely make NS more fun after reading ur entry.

Anonymous said...

Haha... ICT = Insert Cheebye Training...Rockson, u rock our world.

Anonymous said...

KNNBCCB!!

How can you write so good and entertaining !!?

Simply unbelievable!

Thanks anyway. :)

ruz~* said...

wah took me longer to go thru ur comments than ur blog post. hahah. ok i hv to change my pants, laugh so hard until pee.

Anonymous said...

All hail the Rockson!

Hail

Hail

Hail

blueapple said...

ROFL! This is god damn funny. "See until floppy also become hard disk." Hahahaha!

blueapple said...

this post is damn hilarious!! LOL

sÞ¡ηηєє said...

TOTALLY agreed!! Reservist is waste of time & money!! NS is also waste of time!! Dunno NS killed how many Men liao!! U rock, mr tan!

Anonymous said...

ICT... floppy become hard disk... yur the best! made me laugh so hard! keep it up!

Anonymous said...

i nabei pity ur children. i hope u dun get aids and spread to ur wife. and..
bye

Anonymous said...

Cocky,

Aiyah, sometimes i think some MP's really talk rubbish, allowing wife and children stay along during ICT reservice. This is not Incamp Community Training Mah. Maybe what the really idea was, all reservice wife's may cook for the reservice and save Govt. money, good idea.

And save Govt. condom too when wife are allowed the reservice to Taiwan or Brunei.

Anonymous said...

YOur blog reminds me of the time when i was a storeman. my encik open his backside call me to excite him. it was horrible.

Rhythmzlogy said...

visit my blog!!!
www.crookedsongs.blogspot.com
stupid student life.

Anonymous said...

Hahhaa! one of ur best post! I wanna shag u! hahaha

Anonymous said...

I got a feeling that your blog is going to be one of the most famous blog in Singapore.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ... more enjoyable and popular than that girl girl X__X___.

You're the bomb!

Hexlord said...

F***ing hilarious!

Tee Hedge Bee said...

u sure the gers nice? think they cannot make it lor!

Anonymous said...

best blog for 2005!! :)

Anonymous said...

You are farking brilliant. Keep up the rawness . I am a fan now, Sir Rockson.

Anonymous said...

Another excellent entry!

Thank you.

Rock on, Rockson!

Staff ♥ said...

okay, you make me laugh again. Thanks.

Jasper Chen said...

HAHAHA.

KNNBCCB! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Fucking humourous ah you!

Anonymous said...

What I feel about this new initiative is another importing of concept of fast food big giants like the big M, or the Swedish furniture superstore at Bukit Merah.

Case study #1: Fast food giants packaged junk food nicely with style that comes with …to start with, it came with toys, or convenient almost like lifestyle like drive thru’!!

Case study #2: Furniture superstore instill the importance and practical values of kitchen wares and utensils, so it got to start from young like…play with them first. So when my kids grow up, they will know where to buy their utensils.

With the above case studies, both serve the ideal of selling and branding.

From Case study #1: Maybe every reservist’s combat ration also comes with some toys (those born in mid 70s should know if they ever eat blue monster Mamee, it always came with some kinda of toys) …so when they were in the field with their children, they can eat combat ration with delight because there is something to look forward…surprise!!!...can give the parachute toy soldiers to childern, or even coupons that can exchange for war games.

From Case study #2: start play play with the above since young…but should provide more incentives….like giving away latest Xbox games…eg. Halo, Counterstrike, etc

For the spouse. they should be given digital camera, so that it feels like going for holiday…can take pictures with their hubby and children...maybe can have a cooking competition and provide their hubby with some great rewards after a hard day's toil in the soil.

What do you people say? I think this new initiative if taken from this approach, at least can be more fun….:P

Anonymous said...

Cheebye lah komendoh go FUCK YOURSELF

Anonymous said...

Last time I had this mothefucker CSM,he came and asked the recruits this question "Who is the biggest fark in sg" They all answered Police.kNn In the end he said "369!" Horrible Regulars man lmfao

Anonymous said...

DAMM POwer!! NO Horse RUN!!

Anonymous said...

The old virgin MP used to write very well when she was criticizing the establishment. But now her brains have gone to rot ever since she turned to sucking cocks and polishing balls to earn those lucrative directorships.

xialanxue said...

You guys know that there is currently an online war going on between singaporeans and malaysians because of this?

check out the backlash!

Anonymous said...

If u doolan Rockson, just conplain to the Police, say Rockson keep many neh neh photo at home. The police sure anyhow cheong to his house to investigate, becoz the Police say, once got complaint, must anyhow investigate, dun care got evident no evident, dun care good or bad.

If you saryang Rockson very much, also complain to the Police, say Rockson has put up a poster outside his house door, with word like "ALL FUCKERS WELCOME!" The Police sure also rush there one, becoz got conplaint, must investigate. They damn efficient one! Like that, your hero, Rockson, will become more famous liao!

Anonymous said...

To noface:

The Police make Singapore no face!

They are telling the whole world what they are doing.

Anonymous said...

write again... write again.. we are waiting ..fm.rat

Anonymous said...

rockson.. yr blog featured on LIME sia.. ahahas..

Anonymous said...

wa lao arr.., if garmen reali wan to send family along for ICT, den suggest attach for Overseas Training only, so whole family can hv free tour mah.

Den for local ICT, instead of being loh boh,reading newspapers, canteen break,etc, den might as well out station from camp to home, only when got excerise, den call home for all NSmen to go bk camp.Dun forget the core duty of NSmen is to protect and guard our family,so by out station in home,we r oso serving our NS mah.

Dont u ppl agree????

Cheers

Anonymous said...

Just happened in Tawian yesterday that a tank ran over guy who was giving directions to the soldier in a tank. The tank driver accidentally hit reverse and accelerator and killed him. Your statement about the blur fuck with the tank and and gun is oh so true.

Anonymous said...

You want to meet the chio-est girl on earth? boobs bigger than normal girls.. feminine... tall... likes to go playground... desperately seeking love... wants to be released from her mundane life... rich... loves indoor activity... detests bright places.. loves the dark... does things according to mood.

Interested pls reply.

Anonymous said...

haha anonymous u stupid or what? ppl talking about reservist la what NS. reservist got children alr rite.. stupid.

Unknown said...
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Unknown said...

hohoho. wtf.

Anonymous said...

hey blog more abt your horse can? has it grown

Anonymous said...

Somehow I kinda agreed with you on the reservist thingy. While I won't say reservist is a waste of time, but reservist does create alot of inconveniences to most pple. Worse is most, if not all, of the unit officers always think pple kang, regardles whether it's true or not.

But at least soldiers now got a better life than my time, and mine is better than my parent generation. Maybe someday we don't have do recruit or do reservist anymore, coz wars can be completed withing few min of finger pressing - dead ray to xxx country, everything dies, game over, keke...

Anonymous said...

Chiew Gui

Lim pehi read your stuff cheow kar pak tou tia, my friend say i xiao laughing at the computer.

Anonymous said...

YOU RRROOOOCCCCKKKK!!!

Apel Yap BeiBei said...

Not bad, i needa some laughter and ur blog managed to make me.

;>

Anonymous said...

Woah....rockson....ok u live up to ur lan cheow name LOL

Anonymous said...

Rockson, now some fucker called eePhlegm Koy complain about you in today Straits Times Forum page trying to get Gavment and all the tichers to screw your ass.

Quick quick!! call up your super horsie for reservist action give that Phlegm (name for throat shit haha puuuuii!!) a good fuck so phlegm will so song until he sure forget to complaining again hahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

u're on the Straits Times Forum babe.

Anonymous said...

Lockson!! You kena the Straits Times!! Dua zong liao!!

http://www.straitstimes.asiaone.com.sg/forum/story/0,5562,339700,00.html?

Anonymous said...

Those ppl that commented on him in straits times got no life lah. Dun tell me they nv scold vulgarities b4.

This is his blog, he has his own freedom to write whatever he wants. If u dun like it, the exit button is just on top.

Unknown said...

cool eh. overnight celebrity. "rock" on.

Anonymous said...

is it that stupid chee bye by the name of Ephraim Loy who wrote the Shitty Times? Ephraim listen up u KNNBCCB son of a dog-fcuked pariah bitch! I hope u kena dengue and spread to all your family members, u will survive but u witness them die one by one, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Same to that chee bye Ivan fuck-face who suggest u are a gahmen agent.

Anonymous said...

Last time the Wooden One (with the peanuts wife) demanded Phua Chu Kang attend BEST to upgrade his Singlish. Don't pray, pray, those clowns don't like your KNNBCCB language one bit at all. But we do! Ha!

Anonymous said...

You very funny lah haha. But I think this other blog also very funny. At first thought both of you the same person but I think cannot be.

www.sugarbf.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

liked that intro part about the clicking noise on the phone...so fahnee.

You'd think ISD would invent a quiet phone bug by now....trying to save mahneee issit?

Anonymous said...

Brada Rockson you kanna Bao Toh liao to Straits times forum by some "concerned" citizen.

I help you bai Ti Kong Bo Bee Bo Bee

Anonymous said...

hey there.. michelle here.. i think you are way kewl... you can actually type out your heart felt feelings althou a bit rough la when i read it as a girl but its your life...

party on DUDE
add me to msn if u want
aijia79@hotmail.com

Anonymous said...

This is hysterical!!!...super furnee sia....

E/Gabriela, said...

whoas... ya blog made it to lime mag... congrats. (:

Anonymous said...

Rockson u are so funny and hilarous.I really like u a lot

Anonymous said...

Hey rockson, this is the blog of the cocksucker Ephraim Loy who said bad things about you and your website: http://ephraim.blogspot.com/

Go there and fuck his backside leh

Anonymous said...

rockson is a bloody loser...

Anonymous said...

fuck..how come our beloved rockson blog is not in here??

http://www.misohoni.com/bba/

-aaron-

Anonymous said...

http://ephraim.blogspot.com/

Rockson, over here! is this the same dumb fuck hypocrite ephraim loy who complained about your blog to the shitty times?!

Anonymous said...

ya noe, the condom actually put the what.. water or something one right? aiya.. forget liao la.. but ur posts are really DAMN farni ah!

Anonymous said...

This is getting interesting yet contradicting, in my heart felt opinion I felt blogging as part of the growth of culture in the making, very much like our society progress, culturally, artistically, and identity in making. Cultures; wherever it is, are made up of good as well as bad way of life, therefore becoming some kind of a melting pot.
Remember the PLP incident, this much like a Taiwanese perspective of us; Sgporean…therefore they came up with this PLP pseudo nick to sarcastically insult and humiliate our Sg politicians.
And honestly speaking, with abbreviations that are commonly used here like PIE, TPE, or CPF, etc….it is natural that our younger generations of Sgporeans uses such hokkien language abbreviations like KNN, CCB or Nabei…, don’t forget it is also the level of literacy, the appropriations of our system to be able to come to terms with such short forms that is recognized by only people from this dot of the world.
I like to think that Rockson is a script writer, and he surly makes a good writer, an alternative writer who is passionate about life, who blogs in an interesting language that reached out to much audiences.
I must apologize to Ephraim Loy, but I feel that you are overly concern, in which I feel that you should continue to do so by investing your time in your own blog, which is definitely a good one. Or perhaps you might try to win readers from this blog to those PLP of yours? What I am saying is why interfere this digital information freedom?

*Lastly…why don’t you Mind Your Own Language and work harder to get your blog url mention on Lime or the Teenage magazine with your all accessible connections.

Can't imagine I can write this much...

Anonymous said...

This Ephraim Loy is a sore loser.

Jealous that Rockson got article in Lime when he didn't.

Ephraim if u read this. Get a life and you look fannoying and just as fugly as that photo on your blog page.

You think u look cool and blog about doing all that 'moral' thing. Go and pray for 2nd coming lah and stop judging others. You already comment sin but don't worry God aka Rockson will forgive you hahahahhahaha

Sheena said...

Fuck, you're damn funny! Keep your horse riding, dude!

Anonymous said...

Ephraim Loy, u better po pi u wont be seen by us - rockson fans.. if not sure kana humtum until jialat jialat dat ur mother father dont even recognise u.. look at u! u alredy got a fcuk face liao.. people see le feel like whacking liao, u still come kpkb other people blog.. nvr kana whack is fake one la hor.. now u better pray hard u dun meet us, especially me.. if not lim peh first one hoot until ur lan pa chwee!

Anonymous said...

hahahaha. HAHAHAHA. so ironic. how can there be so much truth in something so hilarious?!

Yana said...

OH MY GOD. This is the FUNNIEST blog i've ever read. I am laughing while reading ur blog in the midde of the night. When i have a bad day, i will read your blog! Surely it will cheer me up!

Anonymous said...

The Loy fella sounds like a holier-than-thou goody two shoes without a sense of humour.
His life must be pretty sad.

Anonymous said...

bengue, I just posted a comment on your blog. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

OEI ROCKSON YOU FUCKING CHEEBYE, IF YOU SHUT DOWN YOUR BOLLOCK BECAUSE OF THAT AH GUA NAME E FRAME, I WILL FUCK YOUR BACKSIDE UNDERSTAND?

FOR NOW YOU JUST CONTINUE YOUR STYLE, DONT CHANGE ANYTHING, I CALL MY MEN TO FIND THAT E FRAME AH GUA AND WAIT FOR HIM AT HIS CHEEBYE SCHOOL AND MAKE HIM SAY SORRY TO EVERYBODY, IF NOT HE NO NEED TO COME BACK TO SINGAPORE ALREADY.

Anonymous said...

bengue fever SOLID LAH!!! cheebye backstabber!!!

Anonymous said...

i suspect this eframe idiot is trying to draw attention to himself...

Anonymous said...

Everyone who support Rockson.

Don't support that Epharim Loy by not buying magazine which he write article.

Then complain to editor that his writing sucks rambutan and then he got no job.

Then i laugh at him and he will have to kow tow to the mighty Rockson!

Anonymous said...

cheyy..u think wifey wanna tag along to see their overweight hubby and their "buddies" reservist meh? tiu. who interested? you go do your ICT while wifey go become target practice with younger studs lah. so u see, idea no good for all parties.

Anonymous said...

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lalaland said...
The Loy fella sounds like a holier-than-thou goody two shoes without a sense of humour.
His life must be pretty sad.

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Hello, I agree with you except the last one about "His life must be pretty sad" .....

.... you are wrong there ok ..... why? .... because that Loy fellow where got any life in the first place? he got no life ok cos he is a piece of dried dead shit hahaha!!

Anonymous said...

i so totally wanna suck your dick

Anonymous said...

Wah lau leh, super funni siah! I oso agree wif u, man!

Anonymous said...

NO more HORSE ... now FLOPPY become HARD DISK ....

Anonymous said...

i think u r funny and damn talented. better than that xia xue gal

Anonymous said...

Keep blogging. :))

Anonymous said...

ANYONE is better than xiexue. She's a freak and a kutu-brain. Hah, she so didnt deserve the award. But anyway, U ROCK! this blog is smokkin baybe...

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