Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Fuck the mosquito mother backside

Wa lao eh, so many days never write liao. Now then got strength.

Last week Tuesday when I take taxi to go back my car, I also a bit scared, dunno whether got Hell Parking Ticket or not (if kena dunno is pay with Hell money or not).

When I walk to my car, park near the old tree, I saw my car whole body cover with so many bird shits (KNNBCCB!!!!!) and I also saw two paper on the glass (KNNBCCB again!!!!!). My hand shake and I take the two paper.

The first one say Henry Lim say my car very nice and he want to buy my car for good price, call his handphone now.

Cheebye! I thought is what! So I throw away.

Then I look at the second one, which look like a parking summon. I thinking Die! Must be the hungry ghost "parking auntie" give me one. Why like this? I never do anything to her or say her bad things, but she still put this kind of dirty thing on my car! Why?

The paper is fold, so I open it......

Chow CHEE BYE!!!!!!

Its be worse than I thought! It is REAL summon!

Must be I leave the car here over night and then the real parking auntie come back and give me summon!!!

I see the bird shits and I see the summon, I feel like very angry.

Very very angry. Angry until I feel very hot. Like got fever like this.

Whole body hot. Hot until skin also red colour.

Angry until got bad headache want to faint.

Angry until want to vomit.

Wah I never angry until like this before, I thought, how come so hot so red so tired? And how come suddenly everything look so blur?

Then Raymond call me and ask me I got go and get back my car or not, and I tell him yes got, and I also tell him I feel hot and my skin is red colour like kena sun burn like that. Then Raymond shout at me "Aiya cheebye lah! You got the deng gew fever lah! You kena bite by the Aids mosquito!"

I hear Aids mosquito I panic. Got such mosquito one? Is it a gay mosquito? (Gahmen always like to say Aids is the gay disease) And what is deng gew fever? Why get this fever must say deng gew?

At first I got the fever, I just bo hiew, still go to work, dowan to tio kan. But then by the afternoon, I cannot tahan liao, so I go to the hospital A and E to check in.

Nabei the hospital so fucking busy. A lot of people sick like this. I saw many Bangra worker also. Must be their cheebye employer never take care them, put them 20, 30 people inside one small room. One guy kena sick, all kena sick.

I wait and wait and wait. Gahmen say Singapore hospital is world class service very good. Even Lao Lee wife sick in England also fly back here see the Singapore hospital.

Good my backside lah. Must be because my name is RTT, not LKY, I have wait for 5 hours then they test me, then say I got dengue fever (stupid Raymond, bluff me say what Aids mosquito and what deng gew fever, I read the hospital brochure it is the cheebye Aedes mosquito and it is dengue fever lah).

Fuck the mosquito mother backside.

After I get the dengue fever, then the newspaper say Singapore got serious dengue problem. Cheebye now then tell me. If I know earlier, I sure spray the mosquito spray in my house a few more time, and then throw away all the dirty water.

Raymond say must be that day you saw the parking auntie ghost then thats why kena fever. I say lan cheow lah, dengue fever is cause by mosquito not by parking auntie. But just in case, I bath with the flower water and also tell Raymond help me wash my car with the flower water (and first use soap wash the nabei bird shits).

Must be that night I never bring my key back and have to sleep in the void deck then kena the cheebye mosquito bite me.

I already MC for 7 or 8 days liao, today then the fever stop, and I am a bit worried my job. Wait they find excuse make me like Ah Seng like this, no job.

This sialan company like to see people work late late, even though the fucker who stay back is wayang only (I heard Gahmen say wayang no need licence, hahahahaha!!!). And those people who is sick take MC they will fuck upside down. Cheebye no heart company. Bluff sick also fuck, real sick also fuck. Worker is not human one, worker is just robot to them.

I stay in the hospital a few days, in the no aircon ward. What to do, want to save money and use more Medisave (this Medisave money is the Gahmen keep for your coffin until you die one, if don't use then leave in CPF for fuck?). No aircon never mind, but wa lao eh, some of the missy nurse is quite ugly one. Maybe all the chio one is in the A star ward. We all C ward kena the fat ugly nurse, the lao auntie nurse and the most worse one, the man nurse. Nabei not like those XXX show the nurse is all sexy neh neh big big and always want to fuck the patient one.

Every time the man nurse come, I scared he will take me go and bath. My horse is only give girl to play one, not give man to bath one.

At night sometime got one fat ugly missy come to my bed to take my temperature.

When she take my blood for test, she will say wah your muscle very big hor?

She also help me to put the drip, and she laugh heeheehee when she say sorry I poke you ah?

And when I want to go the toilet to pang jio and I need help because of the drip, dunno why she is always the one come and help me pass urine. I see her already I sibei hard to pee.

I think she like me, because she talk to me a lot, and I see her eyes keep looking my horse there. I very scared, wait she rape me and I got the fever and no strength to push her away how? Then I will lao bak sai, like those Taiwan show virgin.

I read so many newspaper because stay in hospital got nothing to do (hospital cannot bring dirty magazine one or else the patient see neh neh cheebye already maybe will get heart attack and die cock stand hahahahaha!!!).

Last few day the newspaper got a lot of news about Small Lee and his National Day speech. Keep saying he cry because he remember 1968 the national day parade kena rain and nobody run away, means those Singaporean very strong and proud of our country.

Cheebye lah. a little bit of rain only call hero ah? Kena rain will melt ah? Fuck lah I do NS that time everyday rain also march in the parade square, how come no prime minister cry for me? Also who dare to run away from the fucking rain in last time NS? The Encik will sent you go DB fuck backside and kena charge. So we got fucking FLOOD also march, man.

And last time 1968 those people who watch the national day parade is those come very far to see the one year one time free show parade, so what is rain, man? And those marching soldier who will dare to run from the rain? The 1968 Encik is even more fierce than my NS time Encik, you dare to run from the rain? He cut off your lan cheow, man.

Last time 1968 cut your men lan cheow in NS is won't get charged one.

Last time 1968 cut your men lan cheow in NS maybe even get medal say you are the best Encik of the whole Singapore army.

And if the 1968 Encik don't cut your lan cheow for running in the rain, Lao Lee will cut your lan cheow for you, plus cut your Encik one too.

I also read got some people go and put 8 white paper elephant near Buangcock MRT station (the one they build already never open because Gahmen say not enough people live there, nabei not enough people live there then build for fuck?). They want to let the minister know they buay song. Singaporean nowadays so daring, dare to like this protest.

Wah, so if more than 4 people get together at CPF building is consider no licence protest, then 8 paper elephant is consider what? Maybe have to be 4 elephant then can call public nonsense?

Lucky when the minister come it never rain, or else the white paper elephants maybe will run away, then make PM cry again.

209 comments:

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Anonymous said...

I'M THE FIRST....WOOHOO

W.L said...

No 2....yep

Anonymous said...

i'm number 3! HELLO DINESH HELLO EUGENE HELLO SARAH OR ANY1 FRM TP BIZ SCH 1B20! =p.

hohoho

von-ified said...

hahahah.. i had a bad day today.. but ur post cheered me up.. thanks ^^

update more wor..

Anonymous said...

i'm number 5!!

Anonymous said...

wah im 6th sia. top10.

kris said...

wah i also TOP 10 LEH!

Anonymous said...

I'm lucky 8!
Hope tmr Toto also so lucky!

Anonymous said...

I oso want to huat ah! No. 9

Anonymous said...

I'm no. 9 !! muahaha


Nice entry Rockson ~

U make me laugh sia lOl~

Keep up the good work


Bonx2

Anonymous said...

Is your rash macular-papular with islands of sparing?

Anonymous said...

# 9 !!

Anonymous said...

the 8 white elephants is not put my people wan lor. it's put by the MP to wayang to people that he's doing something for them...

ImPrEsSeD said...

waited so long for your post... always looking forward to your post.. as it is always so entertaining and meaningful, it has never failed to make me laugh. You make my day! =)

Anonymous said...

im number 9 lah cheebye!!

Anonymous said...

everyone want to be no. 9. no1 claim no. 10. so i claim no. 10!!

Woohoo! top 10!!

Mark Lee said...

hey lockson, how come u never mention President want to swear this Friday in your blog ah?
I tot bcos you are the King of Profanities so I want to ask u why President also swear one ah? Very bad example to us leh. We good citizens mah, cannot anyhow mah chor wei. Having said that, I advise u not to mah chor wei anymore lah. U can never become President one lah, u see...u mah chor wei everyday and still kena fine. People only swear once every 4 years and can become President.

Anonymous said...

After 10 people I number 1 again... wah lau... counting for what?

Rockson, hope u get better lei. Poor thing, sick somemore must worry about Pui Missy touch your horse.

Take care and write between short gaps please.

Anonymous said...

Hi! Rockson, I am lao auntie, chinese edun like to read yr blog, U always make me laugh. TAKE CARE!

Anonymous said...

KNNBCCB! I number 19!

-discoteck

RAT said...

AH... GOOD TO SEE U R BACK ROCKSON.. WELCOME BACK ....
FM RAT

Anonymous said...

HELLO! so how did the male nurse bathe for u anot ???eh yr muscles really tt big ah ? u muscle big horse also big ? balls big not ??

sun said...

wah u got dengue ah .. hehe to raise blood count hor .. this is the remedy .. : 2 frogs (fresh frm mkt hor not those frozen in NTUC fridge one) + 4 small bitter gourds (tiny one not those we put fish in centre yong tau foo type)
wash clean frogs .. cut gourds into half n dig out seeds ... put in container .. double boiled (WITHOUT WATER) for 6hours until got water come out by itself .. take 2 days in a row ..sure fast fast blood count come up .. RELIABLY TESTED

sun said...

no wonder so long nver blog ayah world class hosp how come nver provide computer one ah? ayoh u lucky guy still got no air con ward .. my frd kena dump at CDC cos not enough bed ah... then want to dig medisave and go to class A1 also say FULL ...........lots of mosquitoes ..hmm

sun said...

i know liao .. next time i old liao my sia lan company dont wnt me i go upgrade myself to be nurse .. hehe then see men with big horse can ask u rockson or not?

nabei.com said...

haha wau lua. Fuck spider backside la

Hum said...

yay! ahha rockson rocks

Daven said...

Wah lao eh..rush and come here still number twenty something... kanasai man.
Rockson, this time your entry sibei steady, I like. You give face to all the old timer NS guy, remember Encik like Tiger Hong and Amarjit Singh...they shout one time ordy your pants drop and kah chng neng man! Steady pon pi pi, not like now, must say please and thanks you, and want to slap the bladdy recruit also must also ask for permission and buy insurance. Maybe when raining oso mus hold umbrella for them! Wait he sick, then scarly give CO, OC, PC, MO, his MP, father, mother, ah kong and ah por all line up kick ur backside! Haiz.. Keep up the great work man. Oh yah..I recommend one week bathe one time..guarantee mosquito all scare you liao! No char bor also lah, but at least hor, you aedes free! ;)

mark lee said...

wah lau ey!!! Sun ask u to kill frogs by throwing them into boiled water...sibei kia lung. watch too much pyscho movie. maybe Sun wants to murder u, asked u eat whole frog. then u dun have to worry about fat nurse, only worry if your pek kim fat enuf a not.

mashed said...

rockson ur entries brighten up my day!

eLAnee said...

Not only do I enjoy Rockson's blog, I enjoy reading all the comments too! U are all bloody good man!

nixon said...

suay. tio den gew fever.

mark lee said...

WAH Elanee,u nurse ah? Everytime I see young nurse like u, my heart melts. Not like lockson, always see bad things...see ghost and see fat nurse. which hospital you worked ah? Next time I kena admitted to hospital, I request to go to your ward.

Charlie&The Chocolate Factory said...

Cheebye , Im number 32. What can you all do to me?

Anonymous said...

ure horse really that biG? xP

eLAnee said...

U think I am young?
U sure I am not lau missy?
U sure I am not fat?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

U sure U want me to nurse U?
Be afraid!

Anonymous said...

mother smelly virginal!!

your blog rocks....!!

mark lee said...

dun bluff lah, enalee. dun be so modest leh. If I only got admitted to hospital 20 years later and happen to meet u, then u r really lau missi. hey missi can migrate easily, if i am male missi, I sure chaboak to New Zealand. At least clean up patient's shit with pure air, not like Singapore, one day will die of lung cancer.

Run@way said...

dis post rocks man! totally cheered me up. jia you i cant wait for ur next post already.

eLiteGer said...

You are very funny!

Update more leh~!

And i realise alot of ah bengs read ur blog~!

=)

jay said...

Aiyah, elanne, comments fum peeper like mark lee or e one abot MP's wayang show wiv white elephants r readable....but those CBs who got nothin to say other than "i'm 1st" or..."woowoo, i'm top 10" ...fuck u KNNB la...dun waste cyberspace lah....not worth my fingers strolling down all these dumbass comments....got nothing good to say dun say lah ...ppl dun cal u a-kow one.

wah elannee, u r a missy ah...a real missy ah.....got to help c if rockson's horse got temperature or not, hor....dat is his oni meaning in life, u noe.

aye, rockson...i din noe GH got upgraded...now got to wait 5 hours to c doc at A&E....last time i kena Konkacion i oni wait n wait for 4 hrs...almost got Konkaed e 2nd time. den doc oso dun noe wat to do...den say x-ray den put me in observation ward 2 c if i got die or not...but the ward very dark dark...nothing to observe....no sexy missy....oni wait n wait.

btw, i believe the MP's wayang show is true....i c too many wayang shows alredi, until i sian....these MPs think dat S'poreans r idiots or wat...can;t c thru their wayangs....even the PM toks smell of coming election....so cheapo...an insult to our intellect man...KNLP.

recruit ong said...

chow cb lah! who believe the 8 elephants is put up by residents? This is sinkapore ok! Anyhow hang signs is an offence! Some more minister coming for visit, those RC and grassroot tripod dogs sure will quickly tear those signs down in order not to malu ministers. Knn of coz it's all pre-arranged and approved, all wayang.

Someone go and deface the poster of PAP dog Sitoh something at potong pasir see how quickly they take down the signs?

See angry citizens go and spray graffiti at NKF building, see how quickly they cover up and hide?

This 8 elephants so special can go and appear on national TV some more. The Fantastic 4 stand in front of CPF Building and not a sight and sound on the news! Why gahmen so scared? Very malu issit?

I not stupid ok?! think i dunno it's all wayang? Pui!!!

Anonymous said...

just saying that the aedes mosquito bite during the day, not at night.

recruit ong said...

Knn that sissy baby lee really Cmi!!! S'pore weather so fucking hot, wear kanasai thick stinko uniform then rain come down is sibeiiiiiii shiok and cooling. The bigger the downpour the better ok! Who the fuck will run away?!

this idiot is born with a silver spoon, dunno wat cock he toking at all! pui!!!

mark lee said...

wah eliteger, your blog got music one ah? lucky lockson dunno, if not he sure put the swearing song.
U also so pretty one ah? if u become missi, all the patients in your ward will die faster...of heart attack.

Anonymous said...

u're so cool...i oways enjoyed readg ur blog..anyway, hope u wont get so suay again & kenna ghostly auntie,stupid mosquito & dengue the least..tkc -- wal

blueapple said...

Hahaha.. u so suay sia.. kanna dengue fever.. Take care!

Ki koon la said...

Oei rockson how u noe the nurse auntie is not a ghost ar? When u sick your "qi" very weak de scarly the nurse is a.... Anyway u think think lor...now 7th month u stay in hosiptal..seibei scary wor..hospital many people marti before leh...

Anonymous said...

Take care lah... u sibei suay this 7th month lol...

ROX ON ROXSON!!!

ITS OVER!!!

.......... said...

get well soon.. =)

Anonymous said...

Whew - thought you were hung up to dry man!

Anonymous said...

u r my fav heartlander political satirist and social commentator

as funny as talkingcock and more crude

keep it up!!!

XiaoBaiTu said...

Wah Lau ehhhsss !!! Rockson !
U are the 'Lumpar One' Championship material Blogger lah I telling u !

jane said...
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jane said...

Lmao, ur post always make me laugh one leh. I also tio fever, but luckily not as suay as u, that mosquito fever.

Anonymous said...

hahaha..once again good job rockson! another good entry esp the elephant! haha. blog more often la. hope you r out of ur suay luck ! tk care. :)

Anonymous said...

Hi Rockson, check out this doctor blog

http://sgdr.blogspot.com/

more interesting story on local hospital.

dunno doctor n nurse also will chao keng one, whahahaa

Anonymous said...

Oi Rockson, Kukuchiow faylo in his attempt to swim engrish channer ! Suan him leh !

sotong with chicky pox said...

wah, so glad to see ur new blog. been refreshing ur page sooo many times everyday... finally.. so the cause of the delay is dengue fever.. hope u recover soon. thanks for all the fun in ur blogs, normally especially the last part makes really laugh until got sound. haha... hope during ur boredom while recovering, blog more! :)

Anonymous said...

haha, sorry to hear you had dengue fever. Just wana say your fabntastic post made my day again!

Anonymous said...

Rockson, wish u a speedy recovery. But must clean yr house when u r OK. Because mosquito commandos will raid yr house to c whether u habour aids mosquito or not.
In 1968, alot of people cry Bcause they cannot participate NDP. Today these same people still crying Bcause, like Ah Seng, they got no job.

Anonymous said...

Walau Locxon...after such a long time. Thought you given up blogging! Great blog! Hope you feel better!

lots of XOXOXOXOX from your lau auntie here.

Anonymous said...

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Wynx said...

Nabei....67th! But funny like as usual!

Anonymous said...

lol i love the last part!! gj~~ rawk on dude!

Anonymous said...

Rockson ah, U wan to fuck the mosquito mother backside ah? wait your horse become zerba than you know! Like the aedes mosqutio leg like tat, black and white strip. Ha Ha Ha ...

Speedy recovery and take care plus good 6.

Anonymous said...

Dont luan luan FOok MOsquito MOther, later MOSquito FATHER send "troop" to Attack u again! Ur "Horse" also will TIO Kenna!

Hope to see ur post again soon!

Take Care!Speedy recovery!! ^____^

Anonymous said...

to the stupid fucker on top, mosquito father don't bite. they feed on fruit dunno dun anyhow shoot la knnbccb.

wah rockson u really is jin jia suay, bo dai bo ji tio dengue. at least it is better den i thought la, the parking auntie bite ur lan cheow. hahahaha if not i also dunno u die already or not

Anonymous said...

take care dude..
btw.. ades mosquito only bites in the morning so it must not be when u slept at the void deck.

Anonymous said...

U da man... take care ya. Take care, rest well. Glad that u start writing again. Get well soon!!!

GN

Anonymous said...

rock... you rock!
your entries r getting meaningless and pointless...

sÞ¡ηηєє said...

Hope you recover from the AEDES mosquito bite, Rockson :) nice blog entry. Worth the wait!

JoshO said...

take care dude. anyway, does that missy grab hold of your contact no or not?? Maybe she wan to take care of you. Who knows. LOL....

Take care dude.. Ur blog make my day brighten up.. damn bored in office now.. lol

'the malay boy' ahmad said...

Dear Rockson,

Kan ni nahh chee bye, rockson! Lu buay si?..Ok or not you? ur fucking cock horse can still stand or not? Don pak chiiew cheng too much ok, wait you get easily dehydrated...you need to save some energy for your recovery, ok friend.

Nyway, we missed you, lehh. Actually horr, we really missed all ur swearings..you damn fucking cheebye bastard you!, you knoe or not, and b'cos of your cheebye swearings, all the cheebye ppl out there, kena addicted to your motherfucking damn bleddy cheebye weblog.

Today i read your blog, I cry lehh...I read abt the 1968, i cry lehh...I read abt the stoopid elephantzz, I cry lehh...I read abt the fucking jamboo nurse you met, i also cry lehh. Afterall, I am the REAL hero kampong, u know? Hero kampong neber cry...but today i read your blog and I laugh until I cry!

Fuck you, Rockson....Your blog make me cry HAPPY!

bitchbert™ said...

Rockson, please take care of yourself. We missed you.

Ah Siao said...

Aiya the 8 white elephants are 7th mth wayang show provided by the gahmen for dumb people mah. Election is coming so need to find a reason to open up the Buangkok MRT station, boh opposition will make this a hot topic to win that area mah.

Siao si bo raining orso want to treat as a tale of heroism meh? US kenna hurricane Katrina orso steady pun pi pi, small Bush orso boh cry mah. Issit another dumb show for dumb people?

Rockson - you cry or not when you got fever har? Anyway get well soon. Take care my friend.

Anonymous said...

wah people say bloggers no life, but i think people who fight to be first to comment and brag about it then super ultra no life leh...

SugarBoyfriend said...

fwah another funny entry.. eh to the dumb ass who say aedes only bite in the morning so cannot be bite rockson when he sleeping at void deck.... dun be moron lah! Sleep at night of course must sleep until morning lah! KNN! Sleep until morning then kenna bite lah.... neh!

Lover_Girl said...

rockson why so suay tio dengue? at least not aids lor hor :P

Anyway hope your post more often... your blog cheers many people up. I also got read sugarbf blog.. sugarbf.blogspot.com ...he also kan pua funny... its guys like you two that make a little go a long way lah...

keep it up!

Sausage said...

Hiliarious.
Great job rockson.

Anonymous said...

call me rockson. waiting for u at the kopitiam downstairs.got some stuff for u...................

kua simi lanjiao said...

yo rockson bro!! chow chee bye at last you write liao!knn wait so long till my balls drag the floor liao!!
damn funny u write about the nurse and small lee!! chee bye see too much lup sup dvd liao until fantasize that u can fuck with missy...
small lee really got in the parade 1968 meh? even if he did, he also fucking hell curse and swear one lah if he in the parade...who in the fucking right mind will feel patriotic when drenching in the rain with yr weekend burned? balls!!somemore where he got so brave? wan to bluff who?

Anonymous said...

Rockson, resign fm yr sialan company and join JTC... they are 'good-heart' employer....

Anonymous said...

Old definition of ridiculous:
An ant climbing up the back of an elephant with the intention of rape.
New definition of ridiculous:
Rockson f**king mosquito backside.

Anonymous said...

another interesting post....post more often la...at least 2 entries per wk... one entry per day better still...

William said...

Fuck.. am number 87.. Kanina.. Cho bo lan..

Anonymous said...

Wat so great abt posting 1st? Won a fuck by the biggest horse or have a gd suck on the big cock tat can fuck floor? xiao ah?

Hiao Auntie said...

lately like a lot of mosquito bites even in my own bedroom!!! whoa lau i don know how come... i veri scared of aedes... been spraying insecticide for the past week, clean my room until so bloody clean still get bites...

Anonymous said...

i find you very attractive... with those KNNBCB & CB stuff... i have been using thses short forms recently... but it was fun as no one here knows what am i talking about... i really like your blogs and your swearings... make my day...hahahah...

Anonymous said...

walao damn cool blog eh. enjoy reading it alot make me laugh until i lausai. ;D post more often!

Anonymous said...

Who say Rockson very suay? Rockson very heng one! He anyhow KNNBCCB but still not got aids.

darkscarlette said...

my dear u're so brilliantly hilarious u've outdone urself again... come here and let me eat ur brains... .

Anonymous said...

Juz a curious question, does he ever reply to comment?

Anonymous said...

more more!!!!! 300 comment!!!!! i wan 300 comments lah!!!!!!!!!!!!more hor!!!!!!!

ahmadkame said...

nice entry...AFTER ONE WEEK!!

Anonymous said...

I thot they lock you up liao.

But I oso dun believe you kena denque fever more like siphilis. Haha!

Rock on, man.

Cyn-* said...

I enjoy reading your blog a lot. Really funny in a crude sense; but nonetheless, it's still hilarious! Take care.

coffee please... said...

Hi Lockson, no wonder no more posts from you lar. All of us thought you kena abducted by the gahmen. :P Take care & rest more. Your entry rocks as always. :)

Cat said...

I started reading ur blog after a friend send 2 me via email and got addicted. NNBCCB... chio gah beng! my mader oso kena den gi few mths back. oso recover liao. is true 2 eat e frog wif bitter gound. recover blood count. my mader after eat liao go hospital check up loctor say she ho liao. can try la... LOCKSON! u sibeh a sai siah... dare 2 comment on e garmen ppl. many ppl scared n dun dare 2 rite coz wait garmen liah ki si. i salute u siah!!!

Von Nei Nei said...

U must take care hor lock son! We miz your blog wor. N your big horse leh

Neeeeiiiiighhhhhhhhh nei pok!

Anonymous said...

This kind of fever is deadly leh. Please don't play play. Please take care of yourself because you are my main source of entertainment now.

Cold Lion said...

all fighting to be first here ar?? haha... rockson must give prize.

Anonymous said...

yay i am number 108!

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Anonymous said...

wei.... i really take my hats off u man. u'r da dude!! simple words n easy to understand. im kinda always hoping to see ur updates ley. keep up da good work ya! *wink*

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Anonymous said...

Simple, Intelligent, Insightful ... And Damn Bloody Freakin Funny!

xialanxue said...

Finally you found the time to update..

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
to the stupid fucker on top, mosquito father don't bite. they feed on fruit dunno dun anyhow shoot la knnbccb."

To tat TUPID FOOKER who post "Mosquito father" dont bite!

OPEN UR LAN JIAO eyeS and read properly i said Mosquito Father send "troop" bo said that all the "troop" are with LAN JIAO! or the father bite leh!

ARE YOU BLIND? OR YOU ARE USING UR LAN JIAO TO READ? _|_ KNNCCB PUIZ!

boyanmetal said...

Rock on dude!!! Make me laugh like shit.

kukukucinta said...

ooohhh that explains for your long absence. hope your dengue fever wun "upgrade" to dengue haemorrhagic fever...

take care! (i doubt u read this anyway?)

ruz~* said...

ur blog is so popular even ur comments kena spammed. the last thing rockson needs is penile enlargement pills, he is 100% pure natural horse ok. hahahahahah.

interesting abt the wayang white elephants..i thought they were rather cute. but i nvr thought it was planted by the gahmen. see, kena brainwash oredi.

Anonymous said...

what's so great to be number 1, 2 OR 3, u cock. Y you all so chiat baey tua one. cum'on man use yr energy to write some blogies lah. COCK!!!!!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

wah dengue fever ar not bad sia.
last time my classmate a tua pui ham he sibei fat lor nick time tua pei du. one day he tio dengue lor then go hospital ONE month later come back sia then become DAMN skinny like those african children like dat. Good weight lost.

Anonymous said...

wow.. im the 119th person to post comment!! top 120th..

Anonymous said...

hey can u update more often?

Ben said...

That post, very funny. You have an excellent sense of humour!

pyramid said...

Mr Rockson, the sun of rock. Just like what u write. Any how write here and there. Not much meaning and useful tip for us. Try to write something new and more fruitful thing,OK. Mr rock.

pyramid said...

Mr rockson, u r the sun of rock. Write alot of thing here,but not many are useful. Try to write some thing more mentionful and more suggestion before using those 4 letter words.

Anonymous said...

Fuck off Pyramid, you faggot !

lan pah said...

I GOT BIG LAN PAH!!!

Bugger said...

seriously what is wrong with the island ? so many Aides mosquitoes around.Must be a insect-terrorism conspiracy.

Rockson dude, have a apeedy recovery soon.

^^PEace

Anonymous said...

KNNBCCB ..
Rockson Tan u Tua Kang until woo seh man ..
Ur Horse bo beh Zao la .. nurse see already also want to ride ..
Dun get heart attack hor .. else no one to update blog lo!

XiaLan Kia

Anonymous said...

Rockson dearie.. your horse really so powerful ah? Can I try?

Good work with the blog. And blog more often lah. You may want to add sugarboyfriend.blogspot.com to your links... think both of you would make great "brudders".. equally nonsense! keke

Felix Ker said...

Woooooot! Nice Update :)

Are you fine now? More updates plz!

Chink in NYC said...

Glad you are feeling better. Thank you for yet another entertaining entry. Brilliant!
Rock on, Rockson!

Ivan Chan said...

Rockson is definitely a gahmen mouth-piece. Refreshing though. Still be careful with your comments people.

KSLPK OL @ TP said...

just read ur blog and ur so funny! frm the kan seelan paikua OL @ tanjong pagar.

Anonymous said...

get well soon aaa rockson ... but how come u don no deng gew fever is actually dengue fever and aids mosquito is aedes mos quito... aiyaaa.. suddenly become so stupido aaahh...

Benedict said...

Wah laos Rockson, you own mans... your joke really lightened up my bad day... :)

Anonymous said...

mroe more!!!!!!! 300 comments!!!! I wan more more more!!!!!!!!

bengz said...

NarBea Rockson, I hope this entry of yours is fake ...

Beeeecos hoh the Garmen dogs can do a cross check thiz time :

1. for the pass 3 weeks, the number of people kinna Dung Kee fever = 20

2. out of these 20, how many got parking summon = 2

3. out of the 2, one is a Chao Ah Beng, and the other one is a specky I.T looking guy ...

4. Check with the B.C (nurse), B.C told the dogs that Ah Beng can't even spell his own cheeBye english name ...

HongKan liao ... Rockson, Kua Kim Siam~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Aiyah Rockson, you are pulling your punches - did the thankyew fever soften you a bit? Too many targets in this post. Should narrow down to one juicy knock out blow - like how "I'm ready to retire" to "welcome the contest" presidential "race". Just my 2 cents worth. Carry on blogging!

Anonymous said...

Fantastic! i so long never see ur blog i oso kena sick liao.. cheers.

serph said...

You're hilarious!! Reading your entry just made my day! =D Cheerios.

Anonymous said...

"Nabei the hospital so fucking busy. A lot of people sick like this. I saw many Bangra worker also. Must be their cheebye employer never take care them, put them 20, 30 people inside one small room. One guy kena sick, all kena sick."

Haha that's so true, many of them come to Singapore to work, so they can give their families a better life back home and, of course, themselves. But when you read about stories like employers ill treating foreign workers, you start to wonder if Singaporeans have any compassion at all

Anonymous said...

how come you so happening huh?
kena ghost parking auntie and dengue fever...
and for your information...you cant contract dengue in the span of a day can...
so its not from the mosquitoe that bite you the night you saw the auntie...
how about if you try harder???
and about your big horse...
how about you state the dimensions when it is fully erect???
anywae...nice entertaining blog...

may more happening things befall on you...

ChinWen said...

Waaa....i like your blog very much leiz...so funny de...even dat LIME magazine oso feature your blog sia...they say u talk damn funny lor...wabiang..they really not lying sia...haha...hope to read more of your entries even though some a bit eh..XXX rated lahz...haha

Anonymous said...

nice!

GODDESS OF VENGENCE said...

Glad u mentioned real life nurse are not as cute as porn star nurse..

Else girls will always get request from their bf to dress in their see dead people uniform..

Real life 1: Most cannot make it kind. Minahs n lotsa Filippinos!

Fake: Just ooze sex appeal with the CFM look la!

Anonymous said...

You just pretend ah beng only lar. Not real one. selling point only right? wah lao, fucking make use of the ah beng culture to make yourself popular. bet all your story all make up by yourself and all never happen.
You must be some 4 eye nerd no girlfriend, no friends so wanna be popular online. cheebye fuck lar. Real ah beng not as lousy as you k.

Anonymous said...

i'm number 143 ...

hooorraaayyyyy~~!!!

Anonymous said...

Nah be, you so unlucky one. Got aidss moskito, then tua tua missy took charge of u. I tot our hospital mend by plenty, pletty nurse ger from PRC, cheeks red red one and if lucky can meet same nurse ger do their nite shift work at some Karaoke shop, somewhere. Wondering why yr famous horse cannot attract them? Must be your horse now become zebra because of dengue fever. Hahaha. Request to change nurse lah Lokson, sure get well one.

Adrian said...

no 145! take care man!

Anonymous said...

aiyoh... lucky your horse never marikita ....if not also kena dengue.. chiam!

Anonymous said...

My mom was hospitalised for dengue fever last week too...

Anonymous said...

No time to write just say no time to write lah. don't need to come up with some dengay shit. used to think your blog was about keeping it real. guess you've lost it.

fanatigal said...

hey rockson!hope u recuperate well...missed ur blogs....thought u would comment on the elephants, or even katrina....anyways...see ya soon....7th mth finishing soon....happier days r coming soon!

Anonymous said...

WTF sia why people so bloody kiasu?
First to post also so bloody happy. NVM LA if u first to post at least leave your fuking name wad why u put anonymous? Put for fuck to know? I bet all those who bloody fuking put Woo hoo i am first or whatever are all the same person actually. RETARDED SIA

Prydey said...

Hey rockson ur blog very funny! I have been reading for awhile but nvr comment la. See this ah u kena dengue, sucks my fren have that oso then nvr go school for 3-4 days. Anyway i like ur blog alot!

rat said...

ITS me again RAT.. Pls add another entry... quick.. cant wait to read the next lah...
fm Rat

Rhythmzlogy said...

waaa... student studying sibei sian...
now my online game damn hang.
lucky got this blog for me to chiong.
i damn enjoy this blog.
all the cheebye neh neh things i bian see bian laugh like hell.
my blog also no ppl watch haha

Anonymous said...

Glad your are back blogging. I almost thought you kena arrested by ISD!

Anonymous said...

Wah lau eh!

Anonymous said...

Cocky,

Admitted to the hospital & got the Asoh Asoh & Apek nurse attended i think dats nothing wrong with it, wats we expected, for them to get retrenced like urr friend. Furthur more they arr experienced to make urr horse sleep & rest well after bitten by chikopek aids mustkeetoo.

Dats true our hospital now in a sien long hour waiting, even appointment must take number. They must do something for the locals first not entertaining overseas patient with high bucks only.

Sometimes i also sien take a taxi, the driver always fuck and curse D govt. policies, already sien can kena heart attack and somemore must pay and kena lecture. More & more people start complaining they must realise before Simgkeporean wake their horse & its too late already.

I must stop, cause my horse was bitten by chikopek aids mustkeetoo.

Caroline* said...

take gd care lolz :)

Doolan said...

First to post , top 10, so what? Get a fuck by Rockson? u jia liow mee lah, better fucked off!

Anonymous said...

Gahmen say must creative. So people go to Buncock MRT station area, put up 8 beautiful white paper elephants. Good art works, people see them, people enjoy. The white elephants make the area more beautiful, & they do not make taffic jam or public nonsense. The gahmen did not send riot police there. Dunno why the police took them away.

People say, if white elephants continue put there, they will attract more people to stay there, then very soon must have enough people, then Buncock MRT can open liow!

I heard police want to catch the white elephants people, dunno for what. I hear also damn scared!

Bluv said...

Rockson,
Whats the size of your feet?

Anonymous said...

post more often leh!!!

Anonymous said...

Yah lor, the white elephants so cute, somemore they dun cause traffic jam (they dun walk), they dun waste our money (they dun eat), they dun dirty our place (they dun shit), howcome the police want to take it away leh ?

Actually hor, we must thank the white elephants people mah, howcome want to catch them?

justme said...

you're indeed funny! Hahaha....

Speedy Recovery hor...

Anonymous said...

sia la damn bad seh

Anonymous said...

EH BUGGER, U TOT U WAD.KNN SCOLD GOVERNMENT TILL LIKE THAT. OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE OBLIVIOUS TO THE WORLD OUTSIDE RIGHT. GO OTHER COUNTRY SEE HOW U GET BULLET IN YOUR ARM AND WAIT THREE DAY THEN THE DOCTOR COME AND TAKE THE BULLET OUT AH. THEN YOU KAO TIU AT LEAST REASONABLE. KNN, NO PRESIDENT ELECTION ALSO KAO TIU, GOT COMFIRM KAO TIU ONE RIGHT. TO THINK A MAGAZINE ACTUALLY SAY YOUR BLOG IS FUNNY. SO MANY VULGAR, FUNNY MY ARSE MAN!!

Rhythmzlogy said...

got magazine or newspaper publish bout this blog meh?
can anyone tell which mag or newspaper izzit?
i just anyhow scroll till this blog.
hope publish a new post real soon.
all ppl who talk bad things bout him. u unhappy go somewhere else speak can or not? his blog is his rights to write watever up things in it. u can dun read, but we all will read.

ambiguouSfreaK said...

u rock. u stone. damn love your blog and your entries. ROCK ON!!

Anonymous said...

to the anonymous who post

EH BUGGER, U TOT U WAD.KNN SCOLD GOVERNMENT TILL LIKE THAT. OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE OBLIVIOUS TO THE WORLD OUTSIDE RIGHT. GO OTHER COUNTRY SEE HOW U GET BULLET IN YOUR ARM AND WAIT THREE DAY THEN THE DOCTOR COME AND TAKE THE BULLET OUT AH. THEN YOU KAO TIU AT LEAST REASONABLE. KNN, NO PRESIDENT ELECTION ALSO KAO TIU, GOT COMFIRM KAO TIU ONE RIGHT. TO THINK A MAGAZINE ACTUALLY SAY YOUR BLOG IS FUNNY. SO MANY VULGAR, FUNNY MY ARSE MAN!!


you are a fucker

Anonymous said...

oh puh lease.. to the one before me.. don't be so dense.. obviously your sense of humour is non-existent..

to rockson! you RAWK the house! great to have ya back! keep up the GREAT work! and dismiss those nasty comments for they juz aint your attention!

Anonymous said...

ARE YOU CHAI SHEN JIANG FROM ZAOBAO?

Anonymous said...

yo rockson... take care wor...

as always.. reading ur blog takes away my blues. esp on KNNCCB mondays! haha...

AishAh Amin said...

i like ur blog! it makes me laugh!!

Anonymous said...

Stupid crying incident of the Prime Minister. Just a very smart ploy to instill patriotism. Lees are very smart people.

Wynx said...

KNNCCB...now at gahmen horse-pit-de..really waste lim pei alot of time, my appointment is 4 o clock..what time I get to see doctor, knn 6pm...where the fark is the efficiency? Chee Bye and still wanna raise medic cost...KNNPCB

Anonymous said...

nice 1 ar rockson...power blog ah....the white elephants is becuz pple complain to gahmen police 1...eh to those who got lousy fucking comments hor juz fuck off and dun read we wstill wan to read k

Anonymous said...

rockson!!! again.. again.. when / where is yr next blog???
fm; rat

wy said...

hilarious.. love your work, keep it up!

Anonymous said...

is bengz and rockson the same guy?

both funny like seow.

Anonymous said...

omg im 179th! woohoo!

Anonymous said...

i think the mag that featured this is lime or smth
-icecream

MamiJarum said...

Wah Lau weh!!! So very different from other Blogs that I read!!! Ha! Ha! So very the funnylah you!!! Aiyah!!! Your blog, you can write whatever you want right? So, be yourself and write some more nonsenselah! Eh! You take care hor! Deng Gew fever very dangerous hor!!! No play, play!!! Take care and get well soon!!!

elaine said...

Its freaking good la.

Anonymous said...

Yoyo.. to the Big Fat Fuckin RAT out there..
Try writing a blog yrself la pcb stop carrying rockson BALLS and sucking dear Rockson Fat Cock la.
Yu tink he yr TUA PEK GONG ar?
go get a life, knnbpcb RAT!!
Pui!!! Phlegm yr cb face!!

JiAn said...

aiyah, whether or not u real ah beng or u fake ah beng, ur stories real/fake, the point is that you are funny and you make people laugh.

everything is just a joke, and if some people can't take it, then too bad lor. I think you are very good and am really impressed with your blogging style. It's very REAL! So if some fuckers can't do reality, then too bad for them lor...

Rock ON!!!!

Evans said...

Yup...hope u keep on writin' whatever those ppl said!You've your own unique sense of humour and u brighten up most ppl's day,keep it goin'!

Chows Terby said...

Yah lorh! Comprain comprain, then still cum n read..seow si boh?! If dun like, then dun read lah! Go to the bush, open the leaf, find a dam big spider, and then ah...hor yi ker lah! Then, after relief stress hor, take 2 panadol go and sleep lah. Come here kao peh kao bu..so free like that.

Anonymous said...

i luv rockson!!!!!! better than those two xx and blinkymummy!!!!!!!!!!

hong said...

so...funny...omg...hahaha!!! :)

Anonymous said...

THE BLOG IS HIS HE CAN WRITE WHAT HE WAN..THE COMMENT IS FOR US TO WRITE..U CAN DON READ ONE WAD..NO ONE ASK U TO READ..SCOLD ME FOR WAD..BEING PATRIOTIC CANNOT MEH

Anonymous said...

to the anonymous who post
"Rockson, resign fm yr sialan company and join JTC... they are 'good-heart' employer.... "
(at Thursday, September 01, 2005 11:45:48 AM)
I very like your suggestion !!! Hahaha.......

YOU ARE A BITCH said...

wtf.

*pink kuku* said...

wahlau eh...
this is the 1st time im reading ur blog...i love it so very the fucking much...
pooh liah boh...kanninia chow chee bye...like that oso you can think of writting...have to say that its fucking vaginal opps..original & good...
i want more...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

wah liaow ..... another KNNCCB TOK HOI singaporean kiasu kiasi kialanjiow blog. English also super powderful like Ah beng...sigh....make me so hard to understand yr singlish lar. I think this guy should go geylang and drift into the black hole....more ooh seh.

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