Monday, August 08, 2005

Go Marina South see fireworks

Saturday Lawrence ask me want to watch the free fireworks or not? Go Marina South and see, he said.

At first I didn't really feel like it but he said got free concert also by the singer Zhou Hua Jian. His English name is Emil, I think. What kind of cheebye name is Emil? Sound like "email", he like people to emil him issit? Why he don't choose better name like Rockson?

I told him wa lao eh, cheebye lah, that Email Chow is so kan see lang lao liao, this kind of last time star who want to see?

Then he said not only him but also got the 五月天 rock band perform. They are Taiwan group, English called May Day, is those rock one, not like those chow ah kua boy band like F4 (F stand for Fucked up issit?).

This May Day band I don't mind, because they sometimes sing Hokkien song. I hope they got sing the good Hokkien song like Chit Ba Ban, because that is what Singaporean like to hear, "One Million Dollar".

So I said ok and we go with Raymond and his friend Ah Seng. Actually Ah Seng is call Peter but we know him so long we always call him Ah Seng. He is oldest in our group I think. Ah Seng is jobless many months liao because his kuai lan company say he almost 40 years old and not useful anymore, so they use his salary to hire two 20 years old young punk. Cheebye this kind of thing also can.

When I go Marina South to eat and go bowling last time, I always drive because the place damn fucking ulu. Actually it is in town, but it is like the backside of the town, must drive one big round then can go there kind. I drive us until near there, but the road kena block! KNNBCCB!!!!

So Ah Seng said better park and take train. He laugh and say lucky I no job no money to buy car, never kena this kind of problem. He said "I no money even to buy a sex wife from Vietnam, don't say buy car, hahahahaha!!!"

So we take the train to Marina station and walk. Nabei, I eat until so big, this is my first time get out at the Marina station. Who the fuck take train go Marina one? Come out of the station is nothing, no shop, no house, just grass.

When we reach the station, a lot of people come out of the train at Marina. I think the Marina station those MRT worker also stress. Usually one day see one or two people at their station (and maybe some ghosts hahahaha!!!) but tonight KNN see so many people come and see fireworks and concert.

I not sure where is the place to see the fireworks, so I just follow the people. Got some people take the bus 400, but we saw so many people take the bus, so we decide to walk. CCB the walk really damn far, I walk until my ka chng down there also sweat, walk already got a wet wet feeling.

I tell Lawrence this firework better be worth it because we walk until so jialat. I saw many NS men in their No 4 uniform do traffic duty, I think they must be damn sian to be the National Day free worker. Every year National Day sure a lot of army boy kena do this kind of slave duty one. No wonder see their face so long. Not only kena duty, but see all the chio bu but cannot go out with them. Sibei sian.

After about 20 minutes I think, we reach the stage place together with many thousand of Singaporean who like to see free show.

When I walk on the field I sibei toolan because the concert grass land there got mud!!! KNN must be the last few days raining make the ground all wet and muddy one!! We walk that time cannot see properly where is the mud and where is the dry part, so our shoe all kena wet wet brown brown one....... CHEEBYE!!!!

I stand with the concert people near the stage because Lawrence want to hear the concert after the fireworks. We stand behind the metal bar and pack together like animal inside cage.

Wa lan eh. I never smell so many people sweat before. People squeeze together like the fucking sardine. Some even smell like sardine. And many of the girl also wear tank top and they sweat. Usually girl in tank top is very sexy to see but not that night.

The worse part is when the firework start, everybody ooh and ahh and got this girl just next to me, she stick out her hand and point at the firework in the sky.

Her armpit suddenly press next to my face and the smell from her armpit reach my nose. I almost peng san!!! I see the army boys i feel like shout MEDIC!!!

Then got another girl next to her, her friend I think, she also point up at the firework ooh and ahh. But this girl worse her armpit got hair!!!! Like this how to strike 4D!!!!!

I want to tell her move her hairy armpit away but the fireworks too loud she cannot hear me say excuse me can don't press your hairy cheebye armpit on my face or not. When I want to say excuse me, another firework boom in the sky.

So I give up and look at the sky and enjoy the free fireworks, and try to breathe through my mouth. Gahmen give us free show, of course must enjoy right? No job no money already, like Ah Seng, only got left the free things to enjoy, like the free fireworks, the free concert of Email Chow, a few unknown singers I never hear before, and 五月天. Not bad this Gahmen, Singapore 40 years birthday spend so much money. Maybe all this is try to make Singaporean happy a bit, forget their troubles.

Raymond the stupid fucker try to take photo of the fireworks with his lao ya handphone camera and complain cheebye why his photo all come out black black one.

After 10 to 20 minutes the fireworks finish and got some people clap. The sky no more bright colour and loud boom, but become dark again. The armpit girls also put their arm down liao. I can use my nose breathe again.

I turn and saw Ah Seng still looking at the night time sky macham still got fireworks and I said, "Oi, Seng ah, you looking at the empty sky for fuck? No more fireworks already."

Ah Seng did not look at me. His eyes still looking at the black black sky and then he said to me:

"All this free Gahmen fireworks is very nice to see but I wish I have a job."

His eyes now like looking far far away behind the sky.

"Then I can buy my own fireworks," he said "when it is my own 40 years birthday."

209 comments:

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Anonymous said...

happy national day =)

Anonymous said...

wow last part of your post so sad...
you are damn good rockson!

.......... said...

Tomolo also got fireworks at Northpoint.. Got Xie Ting Feng & Twins.. Those interested maybe can go take a look.. =)

fcukling said...

hahaha. hairy armpits?! oh my fcuk.

Wynx said...

一针见血。。。。。。。。

Rockson, last part of this blog brings a real sombre mood to this National Day...

xorpheus said...

read a few of your blog. u sound very daring n funny type. Wish can meet up with you and pit your hokkien style. How? R u lau beng or xiao lian beng, wu ji bo?

Ranting Rock said...

I heard Blinkymummy also attended this concert, maybe the armpits belonged to BM and her friend, Ah Jo?

Waverley said...

Wah, made it to top 10 sia!
Interesting post, bro.

Rock on, Rokson!

Anonymous said...

Rockson, you are back with this post man! Writing flair is number one lah...kudos...but hairy armpits still win the day man! whahahha!

To kill a zEnots said...

like the last part =)

siyang said...

wa lao... this story is fucking sad at the end.. make me lao bak sai.... *sniff *sniff

The Angry Little Girl said...

this is the first entry from you tat made me kinda sad..

'The malay-boy' Ahmad said...

Dear Rockson,

I verie enjoy reading ur stoopid blogs. Everytime I read, my hokkien improves. ever since, my conversation wif my other chinese frens olso getting better. They say that i beginning to become verie the 'cina' one.

I tink, I want to publish a 'Hokkien-Malay Dictionary' - so that we malays can learn & appreciate Hokkien language and olso the chinese can learn little bit of malay...(easy lor when they travel to m'sia liao)...hahahaa!

What so funnie??...I think this one very good idea!


ps: do you know I actually can sing the Hokkien song - Jeek Kee Sio Ho Sua (A Little Umbrella) very well. I learned fm a Taiwanese gerl last time. I hope to find a chinese gerlfren, so that I can sing this song to her.

slikpizz said...

lockson lock!

lee said...

actually the gahmen try to improve our spirits, they also trying damn hard to give us some work liao. ask your friend go downgrade, who say no work, always got cleaner job available. if not, then go work at kopitiam, sure can. see, gahmen want us to study so blardy hard, for a job next time, then when old liao, kenna retrenched, we can use our O levels and speak engrish with the customers at the kopitiam.

good luck to your friend, brudder.

slikpizz said...

This blog is rite up there with my fave like "NKF boss got cheebye 12-months bonus" &
"Fuck those terrorists mothercheebye"

lee con you said...

this cuntry is completely fcuked by those cheebye papayas! celebrate nat'l day my ass!

Caroline* said...

nice one rockson :)

Anonymous said...

Things not really looking good, people losing jobs, retrenched etc... I'm not really looking forward to NDP because things are not looking so good even for myself...

I liked this blog. Rockson you have a big heart, you know someone who is much older than you, to have been jobless for months and you put yourself in his shoes. On a lighter note, i found the other parts of the blog funny:) Keep up the good work and keep on rocking!!

Anonymous said...

rockson, i wish your friend well and hope he finds a job soon.. happy national day to both of you, and everyone reading this.. enjoy the fireworks when they are still there..

Anonymous said...

Rockson, u r real solid like a rock. Turning serious subjs in2 ezli-understood versions wif doses of down2earth humour. all e best 2 u & ur frds & keep tis alive man! happi nat'l day 2 all ;-))

sun said...

send my regards to ah seng .. may he find a job real soon.. very sad .. cos our legal retirement age is 65? (or somewhere close? i dnt remember exact) but poeple above 40 already find difficulty in finding a decent job or even keep the job.. worse some bosses who wnt to Kheng the retrnchment benefts think of all funny methods to force them to resign on their own accord .........rockson very sad .. cant laugh at this one ..really .....but keep posting

Paddy Tan said...

I like your last part on being jobless.

Life is really terrible when the society starts to forsake you just when you needed the most; money, a job, security and a bit of dignity.

I myself made an entry about Singapore turning 40. Everyone is busy celebrating it, but anyone ever think about what's life for many 40 years old here in this society.

Yinyang said...

A bit depressing man. I am overseas but everytime I go back home I feel Singapore has changed somewhat. I hope things look up for Ah Seng. Ask him to steady a bit ok?

I will be wearing my red undies to work tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Excellent. Ou are the best blogger in Singapore now, IMO.

Anonymous said...

its damn sad case lah, ah seng..

Anonymous said...

ah seng jia you!

ruz~* said...

wah, so touching man. i want to cry liao.

Anonymous said...

stand up stand up for
ah lokson

Weijia said...

i also army boy. also doing traffic. but at padang. not marina. u are right. see all the pretty girls want to bia. but cannot. so looon until go home hahahaha maybe next year i can bring pretty girl make the army boys looon also.

Pat said...

haha.... i really dig your posts!! very entertaining =)

Anonymous said...

sobering

Anonymous said...

you really are good. enjoy reading ur posts during my free time. Keep on posting. Rock on Rockson!

Anonymous said...

Wow, wow. Nice post. Reflect the true sentiments of the citzens.

Anonymous said...

so sad....but i think u'r a really good blogger...every weekend book out sure read ur blog....power la...

mewk said...

your best post ever so far, rockson, well written. the conclusion was superb, brings out the emotional side in you, all the best to Ah Seng, he will get a job, heard the gahmen opening alot of jobs soon,im sure he can get one. cheers.

Anonymous said...

what kind of ah-gua try to act tough name is rockson ha

John said...

what kind of ah-gua try to act tough name is rockson ha

And what kind of coward is an anonymous guy trying to act tough hiding behind a computer posting stupid remarks, trying to flame him?

Anonymous said...

john is a good name

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John said...

Wow, someone probably got mad because Rockson said F4, who is his or her favourite boyband, are ah guas... which is true in fact!:)
And now he trying to defend his ah gua band

Anonymous said...

F4 , S.h.E and all the sexy people i love them
rockson too hardcore for me me

nathan said...

happy national day

xY :> said...

hey the last part of ur entry is great! touching.. =)

Anonymous said...

your good man...ha basket hairy armpit

Cpt.ZR said...

hahah nice, post nice one...

Anonymous said...

Great post man...

Haiz... my dad was in the same situation as well... so i fully understand the last part.

Continue touching all our hearts MAN! ROCK ON!!!

jane said...

haha. funny entry. Nice one.

lau auntie pretend to be chio bu said...

ya so sad for ah seng.... he same age as singapore and don have money, so cham...

well what so big deal about being 40!!!! if you can't put food on the table for your children...

Lonesome Girl` said...

hi there.. it's my first visit to yer blog.. kinda bright up my day

"cinema last time don't have so nice seats as now, a lot of them is wooden bench type, and sometimes even no aircon and also got cockroach and rat watch movie with you."

the tickets now adays really rise till darn x like 9.50 =/

scuderia.kevingoh said...

nice 1 rockson. very sad post at the end.

sigh.

::fate:: said...

been following your blog..really interesting way of discussing serious issues in a light hearted way..
anyway, i think you might be some youth PAP member. hah~

Anonymous said...

Actually, in other countries such as Japan, the 'cleaners' are very respected as they have nice uniform and sophiscated as they have good equipment. Singapore government must follow their footsteps as well.

to government: please send all your close-minded government officials overseas so that they could broaden their minds.

j said...

Awesome post. Like everyone, that last bit really sobered me up. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

nice entry rockson! the last part is depressing.... oh well... best of luck to your friend - Ah Seng. i know how it feels being jobless, 'cause i'm jobless right now.

Anonymous said...

arhhh... so sad... juz when i was laughing like siao at ur entry... good luck to ur fren though... now then i know u got heart

Anonymous said...

Actually, in other countries such as Japan, the 'cleaners' are very respected as they have nice uniform and sophiscated as they have good equipment. Singapore government must follow their footsteps as well.

to government: please send all your close-minded government officials overseas so that they could broaden their minds.


This is so true dude. First reaction when you tell people you are a dropout:they will look at you you as though you are from Mars.Seriously we need to get rid of that bloody kind of mentality, lowly educated, it doesn't mean you must treat the person like dirt... One good example are maids, they are so lowly paid here but get what? Constant abusing from employers and shit like that. People always have that fucked up mentality "I am a better person than you because i am highly educated" here. I am not a dropout, but i still got my N levels, but i dont give a damn what others think about me,i live my life to the fullest everyday, have a happy family life. If you dont like studying, go ahead, don't let your parents control you so much out there kids

Midnight said...

another nice piece of blog. I think you write publish a book later. "The best of rockson's collection Volume I" where you handpick your favorite ones.

I am sure that almost all Singaporeans will love to have a copy. :-) Just kidding onli hor. Don't blame me if you decide to publish and then nobody buys. As you know that job market is bad, and many people are without job. So cannot afford :-(

I hope that Ah-Seng will find a job soon.
Happy National Day, Sg.

Kelly said...

Rockson, do me a favour and buy Ah Seng some small makan for his birthday okay? In return, I promise to buy 50 copies of your book when it's published! We Singaporeans have to look after ourselves because the F#$#@$ gahmen take care only of their kind.

Darth Vader said...

Finally u stopped toking abt ur CHEEBYE horse for a while! I'd say this is one of your best posts so far! Laugh until almost tng khor abt the hairy armpit gals. Hahahaha!!

But amidst all the glamour and national day celebrations, reality in life hits home hard at the end! nearly lau bak sai man. I wish your friend Ah Seng well and hope he gets a job soon.

dude said...

very poignant indeed...

sTiCkY said...

lol.. i was there too!! haha.. keeps on blogging rockson..

Injenue said...

you ended the post on a really sad note. send my regards to ah seng. tell him not to give up his hunt for a job.

KRISTOFFER said...

HI ROCKSON
Salute to your love for your fellow country man who lost their job amidst the celebration of NDP.

Did a little graphic work to support your blog..

SALUTE

Artistloft

KRISTOFFER said...

HI ROCKSON

PUAY HOCK AGAIN

Artistloft

KRISTOFFER said...

HI ROCKSON
Salute to your love for your fellow country man who lost their job amidst the celebration of NDP.

Did a little graphic work to support your blog..

SALUTE

Artistloft

KRISTOFFER said...

HI ROCKSON
Salute to your love for your fellow country man who lost their job amidst the celebration of NDP.

Did a little graphic work to support your blog..

SALUTE

Artistloft

KRISTOFFER said...

HI ROCKSON
Salute to your love for your fellow country man who lost their job amidst the celebration of NDP.

Did a little graphic work to support your blog..

SALUTE

Artistloft

DoM said...

power to da max... no read cannot sleep... your posts make good bedtime stories for me! power!

DoM said...

eh rockson... best is everyday got update... keep em coming man!

tl said...

Good to read about this... damn funny on those description hahaha... I like, especially, the last part, how sad...

i've just said...

job sucks...

JOB - Just Over Broke

Sally said...

You make me laugh, you make me cry,
If this is not a darn good post, I'd never know why!

nabei said...

fuker rockson! make me sad...you really know how to touch people's heart. respect!

Papa Gay said...

My dear boi boi

Of all your entries, this one makes papa sad. Almost what all you wrote is true. Papa oso same like your fren. Jobless but papa very lucky got many many $. Maybe papa should go back Phuket and stay there forever. (Maybe Fireworks there more cheaper and papa can afford)

Luv
Papa Gay

whozthat said...

wahlao damn sad! gosh fireworks damn nice, so is mayday. wahaha.

happy national day :X

Anonymous said...

I love your last part. Should do more of these. KPKB at the start and at the end there's some reality check.

Way to go, mofo!

Anonymous said...

FUKING GOOD BLOG

Singapore Idle @ 40 n jobless said...

Like Ah Seng there are many Singaporeans ah peks in similar situation. A very sad episode for Singapore indeed! (Ironically celebrating their 40th birthday?)Those responsible never take heed! Many also blame ah pek for not trying enuf. However In question is why pay our millionares 'managers' (highest in paid in the universe) adopt wrong things, continue to procastinate and play NATO?. To Ah Seng and apeks 'dont be quitters'. Whether young or old, balck or while, we are all Singaporean. Happy National Day.

Anonymous said...

Wa lau loxson..good post! why can't girls start taking care of themselves...for goodness sake..shave that hairy armpit lah! It is so gross to look at don't they understand. If they don't share, at least spray some deodorant. btw I am a woman too and even teach my 14 year old daughter to do personal grooming.

Hilarious post but last part a little sad. brought tears to my eyes. I know what it's like to be unemployed. Time has changed..even the brightest now has to downgrade...very sad. Gahmen kept telling pple to upgrade themselves...in the end they upgrade themselves by hiring foreigner and putting the locals out of job. CB gahmen indeed!!!

BTW, i am an ex-singaporean but I don't want to see my ex-countrymen suffer because of a bunch of stupid menestor messing up the pple's life.

Singaporean in NYC said...

I had tears from beginning to the end; beginning with laughter, end with sadness.

IMHO this is your best entry.

You are an excellent writer. Happy to make your aquainance. Proud to know you as a fellow Singaporean.

Majulah Singapura to all my country folks!

Silver said...

tot of gg to the concert today but after reading ur entry i begin to hv doubt..
Ur entries has gd sense of local humour.. even my army bro oso like it! keep it up!

Anonymous said...

your blog r0x. and yes, gahmen shud spend more money making jobs not on fireworx

Anonymous said...

no job is good job like blowjob...

suspiciousbastard said...

This is a good post.

Anonymous said...

Nice one rockson!

I hope your friend gets a job soon...real soon....

Anonymous said...

excellent post. run for office la u sure have my vote.

Anonymous said...

rockson, this time your post not very funny. i think you have lose your touch. sian.

Anonymous said...

You are damn good ..."heard the gahmen opening alot of jobs"..but one of my relative which is 40yrs liao working for some statutory board kana retrenched....CCB

dEiLLusiOnmE said...

There is the rainbow after the rain...



Always...

dEiLLusiOnmE said...

It's always there.. but it can only be seen at an angle.. so it's just a matter of fact if we can see it. but it's always there.

Tell ah seng not worry yeah .. as long as there's a bottom.. there's also a peak

justin said...

you're very drama. very singaporean drama, I tell you. another one of jack neo's movies.

GODDESS said...

NBCB.. Not every1 can have clean shaven armpits for long Rockie..

U guys always wan clean shaven 1s but u know how hard it is to maintain? Unless born with no hair ok?!

Shave or pluck will have ingrown hair very itchy 1 u know? Also cannot scratch in public Let guys like u see will write down in blog n laugh..

It's KNN funny but bo bian u know?

becca said...

Very hllaripous as usual but
aiyo, its so sad the last part. I hope Ah Seng gets a job soon.

fanatigal said...

hey Rockson.........i have always been an ardent fan of ur hilarious blogs.....this time i realised u can blog to tug our heartstrings too...(not Gstring pls)...indeed i was moved to tears by ur blog. hope Lau Tian see Peter's predicament and send him a new job soon. I juz heard Andy Lau's song..about some Stupid Kid...he says just pat ur chest and stand up, Lau Tian will have some gd plan for u. rather encouraging isnt it? :) Hey to one and all, Happy Public Holiday!(i dun give a f*** abt wat friggin nafuckintional day of spore)
it's the public holiday i appreciate. smile ...cos most of the employed dun hafta work.

BabyMelz said...

wow..nice one..but the last part is sad >.<

Anonymous said...

YAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE. i like mayday. =)

Anonymous said...

It was sad day for the holiday, average of people age rangging 40+ who lose their job difficullt to get a new job.

Contradiction as the gov. wants to extend the retiree age to 65, but instead they are the one who is also retrenching, matters get worst also by private sectors involve.

So who get the benefit instead? The MP's. PM, they even can work until 81 and still carry on.

So, sorry for your friend, in the coming, more people will be at the same boat as your friend. Time will tell.

I hope things get better, but for who? ......... PLs think!!!

Bluv said...

a deeper meaning again..
yet in a more sentimental form...
i like THAT!

i like your sense of humor..

qiutian said...

thought it was a bit long and boring in the beginning of this entry. But the part about the armpit girls really sent me reeling over with laughter. Just as i expected, rockson never fails to make me laugh. The ending is sad though. you are a damn good writer... never fails to put the points across, be it in a hilarious and loud manner, or a sad and subtle one.

would very much like to see you write an entry about the ban in smoking in pub and coffee shops.
would you?

bitchbert™ said...

heyy,

tell your friend ah seng/peter to 'jia you'. Don't give up, yah?

Anonymous said...

Love your entries, Rockson !!! Haha

Anonymous said...

brilliant work rockson.

our government keeps reminding us abt the 40yrs of excellence n independance we have, but what abt those who made it possible? they got laid off without being given an alternative or opportunity to improve.

it sucks even more when u r out of job, meaning that u have no financial ability n yet the government expects u to fork out yr own dough n go for courses to upgrade....so what do u expect these people to do?

g

gEN said...

this is d first time i'm reading ur blog n it totally ROX~! happy national day! still got an hr n 7 mins left ko..hehe..lucky u got to see Mayday`!! what did they sing? well take care n keep up wit d great blogs!

Allure said...

I m touched by ur gentle side when u said abt Ah Seng.. May he find a job soon.. U rock, Rockson..

Anonymous said...

I m touched by ur gentle side when u said abt Ah Seng.. U rock, Rockson..

Anonymous said...

i am touched by yr post too. tell ah seng to drive taxi or be cleaner. sure can get job. give phamplets oso a job

Anonymous said...

beautiful post. =)

boonie said...

hahaha, tong buay tiao ur blog, chio kar pengz! :)

xialanxue said...

save the best for last

lyyyssnnn said...

chanced upon your blog and this entry sent me into hysterics!! hilarious. i think i peed my pants reading it.

you're one awesome writer...blogger. ;)

Shaman said...

Rockson,
Thanks for a great post. I look forward to reading all your stuff!
I am 3 years plus from 40, and I must admit I fear not for myself, but for my children and their children.
Spore is not becoming a difficult place to excel in. As someone commented, got cleaner job for Ah seng waiting if he wants, but let's be honest, if you study until so hard, (I dunno what Ah Seng's qualifications are) would anyone simply settle for being a cleaner?
my 2 cents.

Happy National Day! and Keep rocking ;)

AT

racife said...

rockson i want to vote you for president

Sheryl said...

Haha.. I like ur post ending :)

l|ght3r said...

2 words
tok gong! keep up è gd blogg!

Anonymous said...

Yo rockson,

u r really damn good at writing lah...funny n yet can just hav a twist of words n make ppl realise abt some of the other probs ppl r facing in our conuntry...well done n keep it up alright...n wish ur fren best of luck in getting a new job yah!

Cheers!

Live L.casei Shirota said...

oh my god..i really really really cant stand women with armpit hairs..puke..

sunflowr said...

that was moving.

cloudvirake said...
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Anonymous said...

Awesome, putting across your message with simple words.

Anonymous said...

What a lame blog entry.

hypen said...
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Anonymous said...

How the hell do you make it all so vulgar but yet touching? You are rocking!!!!!

Anonymous said...

It is interesting how many people celebrate the crude and the vulgar.

Sausage said...

Rockson this is your most beautiful posting ever. I like the ending!

Anonymous said...

Just read the new book published by that CHEE fella. Although he pin-pointed correctly that the fundamental problem is the "unbalanced" representation in our parliament, I can't agree with him that the non-violent actions advocated in his book will work for Singapore. Young Singaporeans are too bo chap already. Cannot blame them coz it is their (grand)parents who installed and strengthened the papayas power.

Also, the opposisision come out with very lau ya candidates at every erections, also cannot blame ppl not voting for them. (Hmmm, will this post be deleted for political reason?)

Anonymous said...

So whatever Ah Seng is suffering now, I think the gahmen is indirectly responsible for no job. Singaporeans 'trust' them with our livelihoods when they are returned to power at each erections.

Sigh, maybe he will get some free money like New Sg Shares as erections coming soon.

sÞ¡ηηєє said...

Kinda feel sad for your joblesss friend. netherless.. i can never understand y women can wear tank top without shaving their armpits.... *laugh hilariously*

Anonymous said...

just came across your site a few days ago...start work today after the holiday, did not go see the firewords yesterday, I wanted to check your site first before picking up Cheebai Straits times or Cheebai new paper..Please keep the entries coming..hilarious!

Anonymous said...

wahahahahahaha ..

fark ! de fire works not free lah ,tats our $$$$$ also !! knn..

Anonymous said...

"We stand behind the metal bar and pack together like animal inside cage." - singaporean's life

Anonymous said...

Chloe and Cassius Rock Big Time

Anonymous said...

Jia Jia go national day parade with mummy and tua ee to see fireworks. They all got no armpit hair but still smelly ahahahaha!!

Anonymous said...

Rock I’m veri sad leh that Ah Seng still considered young mah, just coming to 40 only oredi jobless. Some people oredi more than 80 and worst some even got many health problems still employed and getting “peanut” salary hor and orso cannot be retrenched one. Dunno got logic or not leh?

Ah Seng said...

Kam Siah. Bo Lang beh employ wa leh. Boh GCE, BBA, MBA...simi lan sai poon boh....hai!

Boh pian la...koh leng tio beh ka lang ban armpit moh.

Wo lang ai ban boh??? 1 armpit $2...$3 include pang jui....jua liow ka buay chow.

Anonymous said...

wah rockson, your ending is so emotional, makes me want to cry :(
but on the whole, you are damn funny. I have started following your blog since the NKF saga. I am sorry if I sound formal but I am a very guai girl but can still enjoy vulgarities spoken or written by others. please update your blog more frequent. Thanks.

p.s. I also dun think you are a true beng... but hopefully you are not a spy collecting info for the govt but acting like anti-govt on the outside.

ron said...

U are losing ur wits & ur whorish bombastic language is starting to bore us readers.

Now I'm losing interest... tsk tsk

Anonymous said...

Kanina, ah si gahmen minster oo kee hawker centre jiak ming gia , pao hor lung hoot jialat-jialat wa ka lee gong !

Anonymous said...

@ron

Then fuck off, bitch !

Anonymous said...

*hugz* to ah seng! hope he gets the job to buy fireworks when he reach his 40th b-day!

Anonymous said...

Rockson, I call you Rotson.I tell you but you cannot get angry one ok.

One day you will get married and settled down ok.Then you will have a son.Like all good fathers you will try to teach your son ABC...

Rotson: Ah boy ah, A for apple.(show picture of apple)

Son: ah boy ah A for apple

Rotson : KNN so clever one.

Son : KNN so clever one.

Rotson : Ok,ok B for boy (show pic of a boy to son)

Son : Ok, ok B for boy

Then letter C ,D ,E ,F

Rotson: G for girl (show pic of a girl)

Son : No papa G for chio bu

Hahaha I said already cannot get angry ok.This is called LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ok.

Fella who didn't see nothing said...

Yet another blog about the fireworks.

http://www.xanga.com/skin.asp?
user=BiRdYz

Is it worth seeing? Anyone?

Anonymous said...

oh man when i read your last bit about ah seng hoping to get a job so that he can buy his own fireworks for his brithday...I CRIED...

Anonymous said...

What a load of crap.

Anonymous said...

you are a damn bloody good writer.

while reading, i was wondering if this entry is just gonna entail your experience in the outing but the ending really sums up the key point of the entire entry. the sombre mood in the midst of all the partying

good writeup there.

bengz said...

Cheebye Rockson~! at least you got hairy armpit with neh neh, LimPea kina surrounded by AhNeh family, LanChao father neh, Cheebye mother neh and their 3 little noisy nehs~!

MEDIC~! MEDIK~!! MEDEAD~!!!

KNNBCCB~!!! I rather smell my own fart.

Anonymous said...

The last para, really nice.
A Chinese word to put: Hua4 Long2 Dian3 Jin1, meaning drawing its eye while paiting a dragon.
Best wishes to Ah Seng.

bengz said...

Don't worry bradder Seng, Nie Xian Fuck said the next five years going to be veddi good leh, more blow jobs comming...at the mean time, you go sell pirated VCD Cham See Dong...

KNNBCCB!? here we go again, next five years good? for gahman LanChao good lah of course. Wat about us bengz, again sell our asshole for the next five years ???

Anonymous said...

rockson, perhaps it's time to improve on the vocab...all those knn, lppl, ccb, kkc, lc, etc are sometimes too repetitive. but maybe that's your style and attractiveness where ppl can relate as if you're talking. you write good points nevertheless. keep it up. hope that your dick is as big as your head!

rat said...

Rockson...National Day over...pls let us hv yr next entry... quick lah.. dissapointed..when i dont see any new entries. .. i really enjoyed it..
rgds/ Rat

matt. said...

perhaps the most intriguing and enchanting magic in ur posts are the simplicity to bring out complex issues

diablo said...

" Actually, in other countries such as Japan, the 'cleaners' are very respected as they have nice uniform and sophiscated as they have good equipment. Singapore government must follow their footsteps as well.

to government: please send all your close-minded government officials overseas so that they could broaden their minds.

This is so true dude. First reaction when you tell people you are a dropout:they will look at you you as though you are from Mars.Seriously we need to get rid of that bloody kind of mentality, lowly educated, it doesn't mean you must treat the person like dirt... One good example are maids, they are so lowly paid here but get what? Constant abusing from employers and shit like that. People always have that fucked up mentality "I am a better person than you because i am highly educated" here. I am not a dropout, but i still got my N levels, but i dont give a damn what others think about me,i live my life to the fullest everyday, have a happy family life. If you dont like studying, go ahead, don't let your parents control you so much out there kids "

same here. when i went out there n told those ppl around me i got 25 points for o lvl prelims they look @ me differently then when i tell them i'm a victoria sch boy a few lines earlier. knnbccb. really wished i could go back to those ppl and rub my real o's result slip in their @#$% faces.

paper chase in SG. fuck it man.

Anonymous said...

perhaps the most enchanting essence of ur posts is the simplicity to bring out complex essay

sexyy said...

"Her armpit suddenly press next to my face and the smell from her armpit reach my nose. I almost peng san!!! I see the army boys i feel like shout MEDIC!!!" <---- HMM.. u must be a short guy.. or the gal really TALL untill her armpit can reach your face.. short guy wif big HORSE? :x

Anonymous said...

Kudos to you man. I <3 your blog!!! You have talent!!

Sheryl said...

i love the ending of ur entry.. my first time reading ur blog anyway.. nice one :)

The Lion Roars said...

You Rock!

Ranting Rock said...

wah 157 comments liao. Xiaxue also not half as popular as you.

Keep it up!

lildodo said...

u are one funny clown

The Fell Bat said...

Rockson, you are definitely no beng.

Anonymous said...

I also jobless now...how sad and can understand how he feels

Anonymous said...

Ron, u go fuck urself , bitch! btw got anyone say u look like a fucking whore.

Anonymous said...

xia xue eat shit and die

Lyon Lionel said...

Hey Rockson, just begain to read your blog and I would say that it's admirable of you to criticize the government.

National Day is a day I do miss as one who is overseas.

Take care and continue what you do best.

Nocturne said...

It's always so typical for some employers these days to get rid of their experienced staffs to employ "younger blood" into the corporate.

It is hard for the 40-year-old to get a new job as well. Maybe due to the "use & throw" mentality ?

As for the Jit Pa Ban song(One million dollars),come across it at a blog site. If anyone interested in listening to the song, can visit this site :
http://blog.galvintan.com/?p=97
(** Not doing promotion or anything, just want to share the song)

Thanks for all the pleasant entries, Rockson.

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Anonymous said...

Wow, 166 comments.

Your posts as usual are witty disguised with vulgarities. Always touching on certain issues close to heart, yet delivered in the oh-so-familiar singlish-splattered-with-vulgarities tone.

I see the last part about Ah Seng looking at the fireworks as a metaphor relating to quite alot of people. When we would be able to earn enough to buy what we want, and to do what we want to do, all the while watching others, or the government spend freely.

You speak alot of sense, and deliver it well.

Kudos to you. =)

-x

Anonymous said...

Wa lau...icy nerd...that is some hokkien song!

sorry..i live in the U.S. Never have chance to listen to hokkien songs. I almost fell off my seat listening to the it on your blog.

Anonymous said...

Rockson,

Love your blogs man. You Rock! I got a complaint and I need you to spread the word, coz you sound like a guy with a heart.

I am Indian, or as you say an "ah neh". This morning when I got into the lift and this Chinese guy and his wife stepped in. I smiled like I do to all my neighbours. This guy said "Zen Hei Ren". For no fucking rhyme or reason. Cheebye, this kind of thing also can. What the fuck is this mothercheebye's problem? This is not the first time, man. His wife said " Sekali Ta Ting Hua Yue then you know" and the fucker laughed.I was tempted to fuck him upside down man. but I kept my cool.

Why do we have to be so disgusting? Abusing a person based on the colour of his skin for no rhyme or reason. You wonder what this fucking shit will teach his children. Then this mothercheebye will go to Australia/UK/US and accuse the angmoh there of discriminating against his yellow skin.

What a stupid motherfuckinghcheebye. Fuck you, understand!

Rockson, tell your loyal blogger kakis to stamp out this kind of cheebye behaviour man.

A Loyal Mama Rockson fan. Why should I be made to feel second class in my homeland. KNNCCB!

Cornfucius said...

this is one of your best entries......way to go!!

Ah Seng said...

Pathetic

Anonymous said...

wah sad lah roks0n no wonder so many ppl leaving singapore lar..the cb gahmen lor

Galvin said...

Chit Ba Ban or Ji Pa Ban?

If Ji Pa Ban, I've recently posted it online for your listening pleasure. Download available too.

http://blog.galvintan.com/?p=97

Oh yah, Happy Birthday Singapore. It's always never to late to wish so ;)

Anonymous said...

Clever clever. It's all a pretense, isn't it? We know who you are.

deefenz said...

Who? Who ? Rockson's face up to chabor's hairy armpit only so he must be a shortfart ! I suspect that eh kia chef of Porridge King !

Anonymous Malay said...

To Anonymous Neh (7 msg above mine)

Do everyone a favour, take the stairs.

Anonymous said...

To anonymous Mat

Sure, of course you don't have to take the stairs, cos everyone knows that mats only live on the first and second floors. That's because you can't afford the flats higher up, or you too fucking lazy to queue up during the walk-in.

Fuck you understand!

Occurs to me of course that you could also be a Chinaman conveniently pretending to be Malay and making racist comments. well...no surprises there...as cowardly as your yellow brudder in the lift.

fuck you understand!

RAT said...

ROCKSON.. PLS WRITE SOMETHING.
RGDS RAT

Anonymous said...

hahaha...good one there...make me laugh like cock...can't stop luffing...hahaha...gd job in blogging...

Anonymous said...

hey, my bf and I tried to see the fireworks from a HDB block but kena blocked by another HDB block. But we saw some fireworks albeit through some small narrow "window" framed by two other HDB flats... then another two young punks also come to the same spot as us to see fireworks. such an unlikely place also got lazy people who too lazy to go Marina come.

aiya, handphone cameras can't catch nice pics of fireworks lar... gimme digi cam I also dunno how to take nice night pics.

Ask Ah Seng/Peter to join teaching lar... now classroom sizes decrease from 40 to 30, they in need of teachers esp Secondary school I think. If not be insurance agent. OTOT. now everyone wants to plan for retirement mah.

sun said...

rockson post leh .. insomnia liao every other hour wake up to check ur blog

EddyBoi said...

super FUNNI!!!!
wahahahahahaha

FANNY said...

Oh my god, this is the most overrated piece of shit I've ever seen.

Anonymous said...

Hey rockson.. write something about this leh..some guys are damn brave they go protest outside CPF building..


http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20050811/wl_asia_afp/singaporepoliticsprotest_050811085008

Anonymous said...

singaporean life too good liao lar ... Si mi lan jiao also want to compalin. Weather hot complain , government raise tax complain , government give money also say is government fault because election coming.

Actually weather really damm hot and the government keep raising all the lan jiao tax , and trying to win people hearts becasue election is coming. Can we form an opposition party to debate on government polictics . Well, I do suspect governement transpanrancy. The casino is at marina south there . Next time no steamboat and fireworks to see le :S

Anonymous said...

u r 15, male with gal name like Fanny? and dare to criticise? we wil inform u if we need your help!in the meantime, FUCK OFF!

Anonymous said...

haha zar bo armpit at ur face. u must be too short or they too tall... but sg zar bo like not tall 1 leh.

Anonymous said...

Last part POWER!
Send me into a ponder as well.

Coconutger85 said...

Heart-wrenching ending

zardson said...

oh man... this entry is kinda bittersweet. was laughing like crazy at the earlier part and suddenly my mood changed at the last few paragraphs.

Chewy_gum said...

Celebrate National day? Tell me what there to celebrate?

- 5% economy growth? Wah..big deal!

- 5% downpayment for housing? Wah..house cheaper?

- Got 40% petrol discount?
hahaha..those idiots that go Q up at petrol kiosk...KNN stop the freaking Q-ing habit lah..If got, the gahment will be the first to annouce to you, causing they running out of good news.

- Less ERP gantries? Fat hope!

- GST going down? U Tan Ku Ku!

- Living standard going down? Maybe, if u stop smoking!

- Pay less tax? Jail u then u know!

So so.....What the freaking celebration about!!!!! Who's getting laid?

femme said...

can't help it to comment but i was all smilin and grinnin to myself in the beginnin. however towards the end.. i let out a heavy sigh not to ah seng but to the reality of society
cheerz RoCk~ =>

Jackson said...

u make me start to write my blogs man. U are so cool. hope that i can write like u, haha then let my teacher vomit blood. haha. checking on ur blog everytime. ermm btw u noe how to contact ppl that dun allow comments bo? like how to see their email account all that.tell me if u noe hor. tyty

Jackson said...

nice one man...u make me start to write blogs. haha so cool
if i can write like u in my eng compo...haha let my teach vomit blood
if u noe how to contact ppl that dun allow comments hor pls tell me...

cal said...

beautiful ending.

Anonymous said...

u can write touching writeouts leh rockson..so touching..u must live to a ripe old age okie so u can cont to entertain us. ohohoh...

Anonymous said...

waa.. rockson... so touching la that last part ... vely sad one...

Husni Elyas said...

man.. ur last part sad sia... ur one good blogger =)

Anonymous said...

That was a sad touch at the end..

Anonymous said...

you have the common sense that the over educated these days fail to obtain.
love your style =)

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