Friday, August 12, 2005

12 commando police vs Fantastic Four

CCB I just spend two hours deleting my files.....

Today I tried to use my Singpass to go online check my CPF. Every year they keep send me a new password, I dunno which lan cheow password to use, so I keep trying and trying and trying, but cheebye cannot login. Remind me of that time I use Singpass for my tax like that. Also cannot work.

In the end, I got one Access Denied. I think this mean I kena fucked liao. The CPF computer don't like me and close their door.

Nabei so I lunchtime go to the CPF building in town, because Lawrence say this kind of thing must go there to settle. Sibei sian, because that side the lunch food not so nice, and the char bor not as chio as the Raffles Place side. Raffles the girls know how to dress skirt tight tight, top tight tight, a few less button. Very the sexy and like those office girl from overseas magazine. Too bad they think they very high class, like their cheebye is made of gold.

Heng not go until Tanjong Pagar, or else sure see even more kan see lang pai kua office girl one. And probably see a lot of office auntie.

I walk to the building around lunch and saw many people blocking the CPF building entrance. Like more than 100 people crowd around there, I think. I am thinking die lah, my lunch one hour only, like this how.

In Singapore when got so many people, is either someone die (and they need to get 4D number), or got sale, or got free thing.

But when I go there, is only four people, two man two woman, wear some white T-shirt, got words like NKF and HDB and CPF on it. They also holding some paper. Chay, I thought the two woman tng sar do strip tease or what!!

Then got someone in the crowd say, wah Singapore now also got protest, man.

Protest? These people crazy ah? Singapore want to protest must get licence one! Even want to be pros, or health centre massage girl, or president also must get license. Protest lagi have to! They don't look like got-licence protester leh.

Then I overheard got another uncle, he say he think he know why four people only.

I ask him, "Uncle, why four people ah? They cannot find enough people to protest issit?"

He said no, five people then consider no licence and against the law. Less than five only considered disturb people, is call public nonsense.

I am thinking, the gahmen like this sure toolan, wait they change the law to make it less than five people is also against the law. Maybe they might say, more than two people is also need licence now.

Like that die lah. You want to go Geylang to do three-way also consider illegal protest liao. You want to go pak tor, go dating also need two people but new law say cannot. So you can only go alone and pak chiu cheng. Hahahahaha!!!

Suddenly got a lot of police come. Not just normal police, but those riot one. Wear until look like going to war like this. They wear helmet, carry shield and big stick, and the leg all cover with pad (scared fall down issit?)

Wah, look damn fierce man. I see already I also scared. Because at first, I am thinking die, this police all come here is to catch me, because the CPF Singpass computer scan my PC see I got sex picture and movie. Especially the japanese type. I also dunno why Lawrence he download the japanese xxx, the jap girls is quite chio, but many no neh neh, and cannot see cheebye lan cheow one, all square squares. Sometimes when the jap girl suck cock, the square square got so many until her face also cannot see. Only can hear her noise. Like that also shiok.

Seelang Lawrence, always use my PC download this kind of fuck thing, see lah! Kena scan by Gahmen computer and the police send their Commando team come liao.

Somemore I scared because I remember in London they chase one fella and shoot him until die, thought he was the cheebye terrorist. In the end he is not a terrorist, just look like one. And London police never even say sorry, only say regret!!! KNNBCCB! Shoot wrong person still only say REGRET?!!! Lan cheow ok! The only person regret is that poor fucker who run, man. Regret he meet this kind of police!

Nabei!!! At least in London they regret. I think in Singapore if you kena shoot, police will not regret or say sorry. Maybe even get medal. Who call you stupid fucker carry big bag in MRT, see police liao go and run ah?

So I stand there. Dunno to fucking run or stone there. If I run, I scared they shoot me. If I stone there, I scared they come and catch me for Lawrence xxx files. That chow Lawrence, all his fucking fault!!!

Then I heard the police shout at the four people. Tell them to get lost or get caught by police. After second time kena tell by the commando police, the four of them go home.

So drama sia! Wah lao eh!! Why so many police come? Even send the commando police? Four people only! Make until Rockson scared think it was him. The normal police come can already lor, public nonsense only what. One police post mata come and tell them to fuck off should be enough.

The normal police not free have to send commando issit? Wah lan eh. They are Fantastic Four got powers issit? Heng ah, if got more people and carry weapons type, then comfirm the CID, army, navy and airforce also come. National Day over already, all this people free what.

By this time, I also sian dowan to check Singpass already. Another day then do, stomach also hungry. My day spoil by this people dunno protesting what fuck. Stomach more important so I go makan.

I also told myself better go back and delete those porn file. Wait really kena police knock down my door and send me to jail to kena fuck backside.

165 comments:

Anonymous said...

isn uploading to a portable hard disk a better option??? haha...

Anonymous said...

seriously u can jus publish ur own newspaper... the cheebye times or the ah beng post sounds pretty cool... haha

lumpy said...

hilarious.. simply hilarious is all i can say

in Ang Moh country said...

Enjoy your entry as usual. Tahk you again!
If you want to permanently delete your files, use software like Wipe My Files, otherwise it will still be in your hard drive.
Alternatively, store interesting files in portable drive.
Rock on, Rockson!

Anonymous said...

Hey Rockson,

those 4 pepole, were what race huh? Malay, indian, cheena, or cheebye ang moh??

Anonymous said...

Did it really happen? I living here all the way in the middle east, so the only singapore action i get is from you man...

nixon said...

haha, Rockson you go man~

Lucky the police never come lia you. Otherwise you spill everything about your porn to them, by that time really tio tai ji dua diao liao.

Wait they go your house raid. =)

Anonymous said...

orrrr...i know liao la... tamade... lawrence = rockson la! rockson is lawrence schizo other half... the beng half!! no wonder chao ah beng also can blog... cos

シャロン said...

wah i just read about the 4-man protest in the papers and now i see it on your blog! i think you are so happening!

=)

Anonymous said...

what the fuck are these 4 cheebye people potesting about? Do they seriously think that they can get something out of it? They got a fcuk by the police! Ha. Must be Mud-lays race rite? Mud-lays are good for nothing society scums, lazy, incompetent, silly-ass, etc..
Indescribeable fools.

Anonymous said...

fuck u

bitchbert™ said...

hahaha....a french newspaper reported the 4-man protest as a demonstration! Haha, like Singaporeans are that wild.

Anyhow, Rockson, something tells me you will enjoy watching "The Aristocrats". Try to get it; I'm not sure MDA will bring it into our cinemas.

'The Malay Boy' Ahmad said...

Dear Rockson,

Nabei!!..u so updated one, lehh...I tot the HOTTEST newz now is abt the emergency alert in KL, but S'pore olso got emergency alert harr??...Police olso got commando unit, meh?? Cheebye! Since when police here so sophisticated? wahahahaa..(I tot they hv new Subaru only?!)

I tink they juz want to scare those F4 lehh...Gahment juz want to show their power, mahh..so, u ppl dont 'pray-pray' wif them next time.

Nyway, thx for keeping me updated. U better then CNA. Today must put ur blog as my homepage oready..

Chow liao!

bitchbert™ said...

and oh, Rockson, what do you think of the slamming of our presidential 'hopeful', Mr. Andrew Kuan?

Larry said...

Hmm, you are right. First it was the half-tank rule, then it became a three-quarter tank rule. The writing is on the wall.

Anonymous said...

Aiyo yo only four people orso need a team of riot police, veri jialat man. Spent so many taxpayers money just to tackle four ordinary people, no face man real shame.

Wilson said...

Not commando lah... those are riot police. Anyway, like Rockson said, 4 people only, how come need to mobilise the riot police? 1 mata from the police post should suffice. Needless to say, the Gahmen is showing its prowess just because the protest is started by the Chee family. Dunno what is their agenda leh, always go against gahmen, kena sue until tng kor not enough...

Anonymous said...

Whenever I see/hear some crap police situation like this, I can't help but think of their counterparts in doubtlessly more 'real' situations like London (now), Iraq, 911 and what have you. These situations is often more desparate, stressful, and their resources are often stretched and many have put their lives on the line, for a thankless task that maybe under intense public scutiny.

Only in a relatively peaceful place like Singapore, our police force, CDF, SAF etc. can afford send an entire division to crush an ant. Rather than spending everyday idling in canteen breaks, I guess for them (I refer to the organization, not the individuals carrying out their duties) this offers a chance to wayang and showcase themselves in some 'live' action, and also show that some tax money is being put to good use!

Jeremy said...

Aiyah, you know why there was a big crowd? In the movie, one of the Fantastic Four took off all her clothes! Wasted man, looks like you were late for once!!

fanatigal said...

hi hi my beloved rockson....i think singaporeans have a lotta frustrations bottled up inside of them and soon one day we will all erupt like a volcano from hawaii... anyways though we feel frustrated and couldnt air ou views freely enuf.... u have helped us channel atiny bit out...like a small airhole leakin bits of hot air outta a small packet of tetra packed milo...anyways thks and u have once again without fail, made my day happier. im smiling now. u rock. :)fans forever

:P said...

Hilarious as usual, for the first time I'm commenting when there's fewer than 100 comments lol!

NS cut to 10 yrs leh... any comments?

deefenz said...

Aiya, Singapoor mata chiak liao bee wan lah ! Only good 4 terrorising citzens !

Anonymous said...

They sent down the whole division of riot police because they can 'gain experience' mah. Or else they whole day whole life go canteen break then very cho boh lan right?

And I'm sure their 'commander' in this 'operation' will get a promotion soon because he has 'real life experience of dealing with street protesters'.

Hahahahahaha!!! Really kan si lang lame man!!!

.......... said...

Protest in sg?? Only 4 person??

Anonymous said...

really knn, PAP gahmen only know how to tekan and aqueeze s'poreans! Fcuking showoff send riot police fs page correctly (I'm more of a sass person but I think I have this right), Punto has played 17

darkscarlette said...

hilarious!

and ya stop using Lawrence as an excuse k - u both share the same BIG HORSE lor.

rat said...

Ah... Rockson... finally another of yr long awaited comments..and as usual... i enjoyed it..ok.write another today.lah.. pleeeese..
fm Rat

rat said...

Ah... Rockson... finally another of yr long awaited comments..and as usual... i enjoyed it..ok.write another today.lah.. pleeeese..
fm Rat

NKF said...

knn PAP gahmen and their leckey dogs only know how to tekan s'poreans! Send riot police for fcuk?! Buay paiseh wan to show off only. PUI!!!

Anonymous said...

ai ya... wait u send a small policecar wif 2 policeman.. then cannot control of somemore refuse to leave then have to call 4 more pple mah... so 1 shot throw the whole riotpolice down.. see who dare to stay there..they immediatly arrest u.. so many pple arrest 4 pple.. sure no problem de mah.. u send 2 policeman.. only 2 stun gun.. enuff meh? :p

Anonymous said...

"anonymous said:
what the fuck are these 4 cheebye people potesting about? Do they seriously think that they can get something out of it? They got a fcuk by the police! Ha. Must be Mud-lays race rite? Mud-lays are good for nothing society scums, lazy, incompetent, silly-ass, etc..
Indescribeable fools. "

> eh boy, dont anyhow say haha. it shows u dont even read the papers. by the way, it is indescribable not indescribeable. even worse, it shows u dont pay attention in school enough. fancy the pot calling the kettle black.

rockson, pls blog more often. and say something abt racism. i hope yr blog is not encouraging anything of that sort.

Anonymous said...

You rock! Rockson! Another entry to get rid of boredom.

bigspender said...

haha..ur funny wor~

Wynx said...

Rockson...u mean this protest is real? I tot I saw it on SDP webbie yesterday? Anyhow, I suspect that Lawrence is your farking alter-ego...akin Tyler Durden and the Narrator, played by Edward Norton....

Anonymous said...

Weak. Let see if you have balls to write something brave.

some random fucker said...

From anonymous: Weak. Let see if you have balls to write something brave.

Hahahahahahahahaha! The Brave and Ball-less Mr Anonymous Ball asks Rocky to write something brave. Hahahahahahahahaha! Weak indeed!

I'm anonymous too, but at least I don't go around telling people to be brave. Hahahaha!!!

Soul-cheeky said...

your blogs are very farnie! laff until pengsan!

either you're a smart ah-beng or a funny one. But I think you're both! Didn't know bengs can be so updated on socio-politics, etc! haha.

Anonymous said...

eh! tanjong pagar girls also got chio ones.. not all aunties hor

Anonymous said...

Rockson, why do you blog?

.......... said...

haha.. the 4 person who put up the demostration looks funny.. click below to see the news !! got pics somemore.. hhaah

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/050811/1/3u60l.html

Lim Swee Ann said...

"Anonymous said...
Rockson, why do you blog?"

Instead he ask of Lee why he represses free expression, and hear from the old man himself:
"Repression, Sir is a habit that grows. I am told it is like making love-it is always easier the second time! The first time there may be pangs of conscience, a sense of guilt. But once embarked on this course with constant repetition you get more and more brazen in the attack. All you have to do is to dissolve organizations and societies and banish and detain the key political workers in these societies. Then miraculously everything is tranquil on the surface. Then an intimidated press and the government-controlled radio together can regularly sing your praises, and slowly and steadily the people are made to forget the evil things that have already been done, or if these things are referred to again they're conveniently distorted and distorted with impunity, because there will be no opposition to contradict."
(Lee Kuan Yew as an opposition PAP member during 1956 speaking to David Marshall)

.......... said...

more pics of the 4 protestors.. haha end of protest they walk away... cool

http://www.flickr.com/photos/loupgarou

Anonymous said...

Rotson yr horse shrunk.Hahaha.So you become NO HORSE MAN (not run)

Anonymous said...

i confess a slight suspicion crossed my mind. is it coincidence that you were there to check your singpass? or is it merely a convenient launchboard into a topical news discussion. dont get me wrong, i do love your posts, but all the more if they were grounded in reality.

Anonymous said...

To anonymous above me:

You are damn bleddy stoopid leh, of cos not real one la! Bodoh! But who cares, its very entertainment all the same, and very enlightening too! But most important... sibei ho chio! Chio ka peng!

Rock on!

Anonymous said...

To anonymous above me:

You are damn bleddy stoopid leh, of cos not real one la! Bodoh! But who cares, its very entertainment all the same, and very enlightening too! But most important... sibei ho chio! Chio ka peng!

Rock on!

Anonymous said...

Heard Dr Chee was there too.?

Can we now change the title to Dr Chee bye aka CSJ and the Fanastic 4?

Frankie said...

"Anonymous said...
i confess a slight suspicion crossed my mind..."

Ever heard of the term "artistic licence"? Hey, this is a blog, not the BBC! And it carries more truth than what you read in the Shit Times, too.

Ethanolic said...

Hey rockson write something abt the president campaign leh. like JTC man mr kuan saga!

Ranting Rock said...

Ah...so now I know rockson works at Raffles Place? Banker is it?

~|sHar0n|~ said...

rOcKsoN, u rOcK~!! mY fReNs iNtrO mE tO uR bLOg aNd aLl i caN sAe iS, Its vERi FunNiE~!! heEz.. cAn I hV uR e-Mail~?? heEz.. U seEm lIke aN iNteREstiN pErsOn.. :P

Johnny Tan said...

wah... ur life is fucking interesting if all the cheebye stories are real...

Anonymous said...

These are not stories. it actually happened. You can read that on yesterday;s wanbao or today's zaobao. It is covered in TODAY as well. The coverage in Zaobao is the best. The 4 asked why a minimum sum of CPF cannot take out. Why HDB no transparency in upgrade costs. NKF still haven't given the public an explaination of what has happened...

Read the zaobao.com i think it is still there (if you still know how to read chinese).

slikpizz said...

Lawrance porn collection really very heavy. Either that or you using a Pentium 1 hehehe...

anywayz, as usual, lockson Lock!

Ah Soon said...

I agreed with Frankie abv. Reading yr blog is better than reading the cheebye Shitty Times and those fucking news from the lan cheow MediaCock. They are totally under gahmen control and only know how to lick their balls lah. KNNBCCB.

Anonymous said...

ur blog rawks.. :)

Anonymous said...

hahaha 'square square'

that made my day.

Anonymous said...

>>Must be Mud-lays race rite? Mud-lays are good for nothing society scums, lazy, incompetent, silly-ass, etc..
Indescribeable fools.<<

This remarks by Anonymous arr discriminating recial jerks, D Mud-lays or what U call belong to Malaya thats include Spore, trace your ancestor where U come from, chinese fm China or Indian fm India.Dont forget that.

We're on one land Spore strive $ survival.

Anonymous said...

Rockson, you are the MAN! Post more can or not? Damn funny la your shit...really brighten up my day. :P

Chewy_gum said...

Protest!????? Are they really Singapore PINK IC??????

Either they are :

- On drug?
- Insane?
- Kana aids or Cancer, waiting to die?
- Not singapore pink IC?

I'm not laughing at them, i just cannot BELIEVE it!

Riot police? Hahaha...finally after spending soooo much money to keep these "riot police" around, they finally can put them to use...!!! Money well spent !!!

I think u don't even need a policeman to chase them away, all u need is a bypasser telling them "U die liao, u will be vapourized from this world soon!" They will wet their pants and run like no tomorrow or go get a Medical Cert to say they are of unsound mind!

This is not Japan / China / Hong Kong / Korea / Indonesia that do protest!!! Not here my friends.......Not here....

Anonymous said...

JIA YOU

sun said...

protest also no use...

ni kong ni eh ..
wa zor wa eh ......

sun said...

i know what .. dnt use singpass to check ur cpf lor .. use the old cpf pal .. hehe then cannot scan ur computer to see how many boh cheng sai gals pictures hv in there ..

Anonymous said...

aiyo... sun. u dunno cpf gg scrap pal liao ar? no read papers? u anyhow recommend rockson, later he knn u i dunno. hahahaha....

Anonymous said...

stupid bitchbert... demonstration in french means protest la...wah lan eh..

gilesy said...

i cant believe im saying this but someone just intro'ed ur blog to me and it just lightened my mood so much! thanks for all ur funny stuff! ure hilarious! :)

Anonymous said...

Wahaha...

In Singapore 4 ppl = Protest

In Other Countries, 4 ppl the police there see also dun wan see ar...

Korea Protest the Best one sia... The Riot Police heck care who your father ar... Just wack you with the Shield they carry sia...

Anonymous said...

sia la i gonna rape rockson

Anonymous said...

Dun forget mediacock's Today too, they are now totally pro-gahmen mouthpiece; though for a very short time in the beginning it wasn't like this.

scuderia.kevingoh said...

please blog as much as possible.

need your posts man.

hehe aka Avel said...

u really rock!

Offside ! said...

Very impressive Mr Rockson. Your social commentary gets better with every post. It is easy to see why even veteran journos like Sumiko Tan are beginning to fear and resent the advent of bloging in Singapura.

Perhaps one day, everyone on your island will be able to write like you do but openly, proudly, freely and without fear.

One day...

Anonymous said...

Don't worry about the porn stuff, you will be fine.

jing said...

Rockson, when you do posts like these I am really impressed with you.
So many people don't read the news so they don't know what's happening but if they read your blog and are updated on current events, then your blog will have fufilled something worthwhile.

BabeThePig said...

AIYOH if you go jail then you can tell us the ah beng version of getting holed up at police station wor.

jane said...

lmao. u never fail to make me laugh.

i've just said...

you're the king of blogger...

Anonymous said...

Why dont gahmen send their red loris to Seranggon Road, Beach Road and Orchard Road every Sundays and pubic holidays ha! Always got big big assemblies mah! Donno whether these assemblies got liscence or not. More than 6 Singaporean get together is illegal, hundreds FT shit everywhere is OK one. Then create new post with big name for old Singapore idle citiizen to clear their shits. Sinkapore surely got very responsible gahmmen ma. Very creative one.

sun said...

oh ya? no more cpf pal liao ? hehe i long time no chck my cpf liao lah .. chck for what .. see no touch ,, check liao pek chek only .. wnt to use medisave for lasik also say cannot cos its cosmetic surgery.. eyes not impt one meh?

Anonymous said...

yohz rockSON...


seen this before or not? Not PORN site lah... go see see...

http://sisterfurongjiejie.blogspot.com/

waiting for your cheebye comments..
hahha...


Ken

Anonymous said...

Rockson hope u will hit the million counter on the people who visit ur site, then u will be really famous! U already got 500k!!! Simi cheebye blogger can compare to you??

from a distance said...

A lot can be said of the 4 protestors but credit must be given too for daring to make a stand for their belief. Big things come from one small step. I am not anti government; am appreciative to them for bringing Singapore, a tiny island with no natural resources to it's present state. Look at our neighbours, Malaysia, Indonesia, Vietnam, Phillippines... draw your own conclusion. Our government is not without criticisim.
Thank you, Rockson, for another entertaining entry. Look forward to many more to come.
Rock on, Rockson!

pensivehour said...

knn la rockson. ur blog fucking funny can? makes being a beng or lian look damn good!
yah, del those stuff la. wait gahmen come n kacau u.

Anonymous said...

Aiya, send 4 sweaty Ah Neh to protest lah, sure send those team of riot police scramble for full biological and chemical protective suits. Wahahahahahahaha~!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Rocky, I've read so much about your horse! Will you let me play with it? Please... - Fatimah

goddess said...

I prefer Rockson when he's not that serious..

Anonymous said...

Oh gosh, you are SO GODAMNFREAKIN FUNNY!!!!! Hilarious i tell ya! Now my friends are all thinking im going crazy,laughingto myself while reading your blog...Waaah..Neways..ROCK ON,ROCKSON!

Anonymous said...

fuck you

Anonymous said...

too long winded like auntie

Anonymous said...

to the 2 anon above me.....then wat the FUCK u are doing here ? BUZZ OFF!

Anonymous said...

>A lot can be said of the 4 protestors but
>credit must be given too for daring to
>make a stand for their belief.

They believe in shit also give credit meh ?

Anonymous said...

Rockson you chi-mi isit ? Never see the Dr. Chee-bye there sell book ? He knn wrote about his fucking story not as exciting as yours, then cannot sell. People see him run far far. So he think out this fuckup idea to ask 4 idiots there wear funny big shirt. Think like this can get people crowd around. Like you lah, only see the 4 idiots and never see the Dr. Chee-bye and his lan chiow book. He must think of better idea next time. May be he better sell his back side. Sure got many people want to fuck him one. Then after he earn a lot of money, then can go and kao-peh the PAP people and then pay more money. Then fuck more then pay more...that is why he get his title as doctor chee-bye.

Anonymous said...

rockson , come and suck my cock u talk a lot .

Anonymous said...

dude, i have to say you are seriously terribly funny. My God.

Anonymous said...

Spore MP's sometimes talk big and nonsense, thats why kena backfire by the Taiwanese gov. All mostly senior citizen should kene retrenched already, start to talk nonsense.GIVE YOUNGER ONE TO GENERATE.

They are Bold & arrogants always scared the Sporean only. Scaring Sporean about the terrorist story. It's chicken feed them attack Spore, but dont talk too much as though invited them, London also kena. Spore we are ready, talk by Mr. Tan. ready for what.

US now at Iraq also beh tahan.

qui ann said...

I doubt the police would be so silly.

I feel that it has received the wrong information and the person who called the police could be an SDP member.

The whole episode was staged by the SDP.

The foreign press were invited by the SDP to blow up the news to show we have no democracy.

Jude said...

"qui ann said...
I doubt the police would be so silly."

IMHO, the whole exercise was to show the world the Singapore Police (and the whole government machinery) IS silly. Inspite of their claims to all the best brains in the land, they fell into a simple trap. The joke is on them, but Singpore is the poorer.

Anonymous said...

CSJ is good for nothing. Lier. He went there and the commando police ask him he say he don't know the fantastic 4. But one of them was his sister. This kind of thing very typical of CSJ. Last time he went to the outside of Istana try to be funny also. Kena 'carried' away by a pool of policeman. CSJ do this do that, really very nuisance to Singapore. Those who went to watch also silly. This whole thing CSJ is behind laughing. Silly Singaporean never see protest before. Silly commando police.

Anonymous said...

The SDP tactics seem to work well - congratulations!

A demonstration or civil disobedience now and then and if the police over-react so much the better. Arrests? Fine! SDP hoping for that.

Get the foreign press involved to show that we are dictatorial. Yes, get the foreigners to hammer us!

Anonymous said...

What the fuck? All these ministers good for nothing, show alot of arrogance and ignorance. Ready for what fuck? One bomb thrown into Singapore and it's gone. Defend what shit? It is time for these people to step down. They can't even portray themselves as good leader. All they do is lead Singapore into further deep economy shit.

Anonymous said...

Ha..ha..ha..
Spore is very FINEd country.
Here fine there fine.
Spore is fine.
One Spore one Nation.
All sporean pay very fine.

Anonymous_san said...

go publish KNNBCCB time liao...

Anonymous said...

Nothing fishy lah.
The police only doing their routine exercise, good hands-on experience.

They disappointed because only miserable 4 persons.

More people next time please.

Anonymous said...

I just wanna have a taste of your horse, Rocky... - Fatimah

sÞ¡ηηєє said...

*LMAO* c'mon leh. i work at raffles place too.. not all charboh that kena sai la.. :)

btw true or not? 4 pple protest ony need to move those police to come down?

By the way, to reset singpass not need go down to robinson CPF. any CPF office would do. You could also ask them to send the Singpass to you if u dun need it urgently. Dun even think about going to Town CPF during wkdays. unless u go there at 8am...

I know it so well 'cuz I was working closely with them from Oct '04-Mar '05. The pple at CPF also a bit knn. Dun talk about it... *spit*

anyway, GOOD post! :)

Anonymous said...

your horse got wash or not ? or u never let your mother wash for u ?

fry` said...

i think sure gals help him bj wash la. =)

Anonymous said...

ya lor ...geylang gals lor..he said he got go geylang one

ireese said...

change your name to cockson la.you damn cock~but not that anyone mind a good laugh! *winks*

passerby said...

read this http://darlinglife.blogspot.com maybe someone can help?

Anonymous said...

your lawerence friend damn kum = lor neng lar

singpass go to nearest CC can settle with their computer liao

issue passport on the spot

give u wrong info u for u to go down to see live action F4 perform against the mata izzit

Anonymous said...

hey to get a singpass is v fast one. dun hv to queue tt long. normally queue v fast like cut queue liddat..abit messy.. jus get ready your 8 digit number can oredi.

Anonymous said...

We all agree that it was an overkill.

So, I too don't believe that the police deliberately made themselves look stupid.

We only see the stories from one side. There may be other reasons.

Anonymous said...

stupid cock , go all the way there....C . C can reset singpass already.

Anonymous said...

All those chee bye brainless people you think Rockson relli dunnno where or how to reset his fucking singpass har? You silly fuckers you think Rockson relli so stoopid issit? If he is so stoopid he can write so well meh? He just need some fucking excuses to stat his story mah. To those sillyporeans - save yr breath lah stop telling him where and how to reset his singpass lah - Rockson is smarter than you think hor.

Anonymous said...

wah, i love your english one.... your english make my english like the philosopher guy one, that that that shakespeare or what ever he name one.....

Wong Cunt said...

You all noe why so many police there or not?

It is not to take action against the 4. Mata there in numbers just in case normal passer-by and public start to join in and become 'people power'. Mata not so stupid one, they know s'poreans all boh chi, so on occasions like this with many foreign reporters around they PURPOSELY wan to show strong force and numbers. Sia suay a bit they dun care as long as s'poreans stay scared and obedient.

bengz said...

KNN~! thiz show that I'm more bengz than cheeBye rockson ...

What the fuck is this SingPass????

LimPea don't even know got such pass, pass for what kind of LanChaio???

Coldkoh said...

wah...nowaday better dont download all this porn man, i heard they are tracing IP addresses and will ambush this places with those who have high download rates one of this day.

You have being warn

viv said...

hey rock-hard horse, can't wait for you to start writing about EPL

Anonymous said...

talk about ur horse.. more funny...

Carnival @ Marina raWks said...

rockson, i know why 12v4 liao... Singapore rule, wanna engage agressor must take on 3:1 ratio. one company to fight one platoon. last time NSF got learn before right?

Anonymous said...

wah u r super shen cock talker, please dont stop!!!

Hummytan said...

Nabet Rockson, nowadays been fucking too hard izzit? only update blog every few days. U know hor, never read your blog, is worse than not having sex.

Hummytan said...

Nabey Rockson,

Nowadays fucking too hard izzit? Blog only update every few days? U know hor, never read your blog is worse than not having sex... Keep updating leh

aaaapril said...

you dun so funny, CAN?! lol.

RAT said...

ROCKSON!!!!!! TODAY IS THE 15TH !!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NEXT ENTRY!!!!
QUICK LAH!!!
RGDS/ RAT

aL--pachino said...

nabei cibai... fucking ah beng leh you.. Wah ah beng now high tech ah?
Got blog...?
But keep it up man!
knnccb

Hiao Auntie said...

rockson so long oledi c'mon faster give us another blog leh...

lau auntie

Anonymous said...

Talk something about the walk-over winning of the president election leh..All of us craving for your analysis

bioanarchism said...

oei rockson tan!

want to go and see lau neh neh or not? eh, knn people protest make you think some char bor tng sar kor do strip tease? wonder what's in your lup sup brain siah?

eh, i think you should start talking about things that you can find in the shopping mall. i am sure you will have alot of things to say about the heartlands.

louey said...

you're hilarious! you manage to perpetuate the "true" singaporean in all of us with your hokkien slang and dim-witted sense of humour! kudos to wateva you're doing n keep the singa spirit alive!

Rocky Evo said...

Have you been arrested? Are you in jail yet?

Anonymous said...

I once saw like 6 to 8 police officers coming down on one guy in TPY. Very different hor...in US, Rambo one person screw like one thousand nine hundred and ninety nine pricks.

Vincent said...

I read this blog religiously. Well done and speaks lots of truth.

Network Manager

Anonymous said...

The singapore police is not the only one that like to show off ,I ever saw 5 fire engines with dunno how many firefighters at the scene of a small fire, size of a normal HDB shop.

Anonymous said...

I see before 7 firefighters climb up tree to rescue 1 ant...

Merry Mary in America said...

In NYC hor, one time I saw 3 fire trucks and dunno how many firefighters putting out fire from 1 trash can. And many other times, saw many fire trucks, like 5 or 6 and many more firefighters but no fire..... most of the firemen are very cute - see them too long can cause fire in my pants...

JackFrost said...

Please update more, thanks!

Anonymous said...

rockson , your got so many jiao wei.....your dick grow on your fingers or mouth ?

Laydee Martini said...

rockson..oh rockson! which planet have u disappeared to?
pls come back n continue blogging.

RAT said...

ROCKSON!! WHAT HAPPENED TO U?? TODAY 16TH AUG/ STILL NO NEW ENTRY YET.??? WE ARE WAITING TO READ LEH..COMON... WRITE SOMETHING..
RGS/RAT

heard said...

rockson says, quality not quantity.

peng san king said...

lockson, mai tu liao. when is the next post?

lim bei going to peng san without laughs.

China said...

VJ DAY!!!!

VICTORY OVER JAPAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

JAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAPS!!!!!

qiutian said...

yoohoo... horsey.. where are you??? why no more entries about your mighty horse analysis??? you being locked away cos your horse creating too much hoo-ha in sg iz it??

Anonymous said...

Haha, no post to read, read the lan cheow comments also funny ahha

Anonymous said...

very very farni...

Husni Elyas said...

wah ur blog ah... baik sia! haha, i like...

jhana said...

i don't see why $120,000 must be kept in minimum sum when we reach 55 years. Give us back all our money including medisave when we reach 55. we are not children.
the hospital shortage in Tan Tock Seng is an international disgrace. waiting 5 hours for a bed or being turned away saying the hospital is full is completely unacceptable unless we are still a third world country. no matter what khaw tries to justify - no use.

Anonymous said...

hey i want to hear more of your horse leh .... i develop a strong feeling for itnle

Anonymous said...

The Riots police nowadays too free got nothing else better to do sit there just waste tax payer $$$ lah... Kanna 1 small case everyone excited want to show face in news also... activate whole peloton to tackle the '4 weak protestor'...
LAMER!!!

Anonymous said...

Rockson, tell us about your 1st sex experience la. Even more interesting than anything else haha

Anonymous said...

Pls la those people are not commando police la they are riot police also called SOC ok, this kind os simple thing you also don noe stil wan 2 act sut sut.Since when police got commando 1??

Anonymous said...

SOC = suck old cock ?

Hahaha said...

heh rockson, check out this link for the commando event: Click here for the visual effect

Anonymous said...

http://www.singaporedemocrat.org/articlenkfprotest1.html

Some pics and report.

bengz said...

http://www.singaporedemocrat.org/articlenkfprotest1.html

Wahahahahahh!?!? CheeBye funny than rockson !!! KNN I kinna hood by my TaiKor for not working but looking at this WaYang!

Like that also can, KNNBCCB! really made those MaTa look STUPID, whoever organise this protest must have same IQ as Osama Bin LaDin.

CheeBye man ! like that if they keep sending different groups of F4 popping up at every corner, at different time, sure send those MaTa kang, Mata bor running around. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Ouch! kinna hood again ... ok ok ok ... I go work now ... SeMi!? sell VCD!? Doiwan lar ... I go protest can ??? ouch! ouch!

Anonymous said...

Dr Chee Soon Juan is a neuropsychologist, received his Ph.D. from the University of Georgia, US. Of course he is damn smart, plan everything so nicely to embarrass the PAP. Well done!

Vote for the SDP!

Willy said...

Damn! Did this really happen? Now I finally know where my damn taxes go to!

Anonymous said...

whahaha at first my friend ask me to read ur blog he say this is funny, i was like other pple blog funny also other pple's business what the fuck has it got to do with me? but hes a good friend so i just come in have a look, i was please to see the 'pple say good morning and good night -fight' kinda crazy but funny,nay police has no right to catch u de la dont worry,just carry on write ur own feeling out,i dont think its ur OWN blog if u cannot write cheebye and fuck in it, at the very least u can teach the chat kan tang(english speaking pple) how to scold hokkien vugular ma, i think they ma even be grateful for ur teaching! lol haha anyway this (BIG D) here

Anonymous said...

eh rockson be careful wat u say wait pm lee see ur blog then u kena fuck backside by isd

tranceboy said...

lol eh rockson u must b damn cham man so many kaypoh ppl cum c ur blog and leave lame comments..like me...nah bei la want to talk cock to urself oso cannot tok in peace must have people come and kaypoh and say some shit one

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Anonymous said...

Eh Rockson You Better Not Say so much Cheebye and What Shit, Later Some stupid cheebye ang moh see this not shiok.