CCB I just spend two hours deleting my files.....
Today I tried to use my Singpass to go online check my CPF. Every year they keep send me a new password, I dunno which lan cheow password to use, so I keep trying and trying and trying, but cheebye cannot login. Remind me of that time I use Singpass for my tax like that. Also cannot work.
In the end, I got one Access Denied. I think this mean I kena fucked liao. The CPF computer don't like me and close their door.
Nabei so I lunchtime go to the CPF building in town, because Lawrence say this kind of thing must go there to settle. Sibei sian, because that side the lunch food not so nice, and the char bor not as chio as the Raffles Place side. Raffles the girls know how to dress skirt tight tight, top tight tight, a few less button. Very the sexy and like those office girl from overseas magazine. Too bad they think they very high class, like their cheebye is made of gold.
Heng not go until Tanjong Pagar, or else sure see even more kan see lang pai kua office girl one. And probably see a lot of office auntie.
I walk to the building around lunch and saw many people blocking the CPF building entrance. Like more than 100 people crowd around there, I think. I am thinking die lah, my lunch one hour only, like this how.
In Singapore when got so many people, is either someone die (and they need to get 4D number), or got sale, or got free thing.
But when I go there, is only four people, two man two woman, wear some white T-shirt, got words like NKF and HDB and CPF on it. They also holding some paper. Chay, I thought the two woman tng sar do strip tease or what!!
Then got someone in the crowd say, wah Singapore now also got protest, man.
Protest? These people crazy ah? Singapore want to protest must get licence one! Even want to be pros, or health centre massage girl, or president also must get license. Protest lagi have to! They don't look like got-licence protester leh.
Then I overheard got another uncle, he say he think he know why four people only.
I ask him, "Uncle, why four people ah? They cannot find enough people to protest issit?"
He said no, five people then consider no licence and against the law. Less than five only considered disturb people, is call public nonsense.
I am thinking, the gahmen like this sure toolan, wait they change the law to make it less than five people is also against the law. Maybe they might say, more than two people is also need licence now.
Like that die lah. You want to go Geylang to do three-way also consider illegal protest liao. You want to go pak tor, go dating also need two people but new law say cannot. So you can only go alone and pak chiu cheng. Hahahahaha!!!
Suddenly got a lot of police come. Not just normal police, but those riot one. Wear until look like going to war like this. They wear helmet, carry shield and big stick, and the leg all cover with pad (scared fall down issit?)
Wah, look damn fierce man. I see already I also scared. Because at first, I am thinking die, this police all come here is to catch me, because the CPF Singpass computer scan my PC see I got sex picture and movie. Especially the japanese type. I also dunno why Lawrence he download the japanese xxx, the jap girls is quite chio, but many no neh neh, and cannot see cheebye lan cheow one, all square squares. Sometimes when the jap girl suck cock, the square square got so many until her face also cannot see. Only can hear her noise. Like that also shiok.
Seelang Lawrence, always use my PC download this kind of fuck thing, see lah! Kena scan by Gahmen computer and the police send their Commando team come liao.
Somemore I scared because I remember in London they chase one fella and shoot him until die, thought he was the cheebye terrorist. In the end he is not a terrorist, just look like one. And London police never even say sorry, only say regret!!! KNNBCCB! Shoot wrong person still only say REGRET?!!! Lan cheow ok! The only person regret is that poor fucker who run, man. Regret he meet this kind of police!
Nabei!!! At least in London they regret. I think in Singapore if you kena shoot, police will not regret or say sorry. Maybe even get medal. Who call you stupid fucker carry big bag in MRT, see police liao go and run ah?
So I stand there. Dunno to fucking run or stone there. If I run, I scared they shoot me. If I stone there, I scared they come and catch me for Lawrence xxx files. That chow Lawrence, all his fucking fault!!!
Then I heard the police shout at the four people. Tell them to get lost or get caught by police. After second time kena tell by the commando police, the four of them go home.
So drama sia! Wah lao eh!! Why so many police come? Even send the commando police? Four people only! Make until Rockson scared think it was him. The normal police come can already lor, public nonsense only what. One police post mata come and tell them to fuck off should be enough.
The normal police not free have to send commando issit? Wah lan eh. They are Fantastic Four got powers issit? Heng ah, if got more people and carry weapons type, then comfirm the CID, army, navy and airforce also come. National Day over already, all this people free what.
By this time, I also sian dowan to check Singpass already. Another day then do, stomach also hungry. My day spoil by this people dunno protesting what fuck. Stomach more important so I go makan.
I also told myself better go back and delete those porn file. Wait really kena police knock down my door and send me to jail to kena fuck backside.