Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Fuck man, no more President election holiday

This few day work damn busy. Pak chew cheng also no time, don't say blog. I so tired until I hold my horse pak half way and koon.

I still very toolan about the President election kena cancel. Fuck lah, Singapore is so hard to get one lan cheow holiday, but because only got one man kena the Certificate of Egibity to run for election, then he is become the automatic winner. No holiday liao KNN.

Of course our old president can get approve for the president COE lah. The Selecting President Society read his report card and see "Last job: President of Singapore, 6 Years", confirm to give him what!!!

Unless this old president employer come out and say, Nabei! last time hor, when he is president that time, we is his boss and cheebye lah, we already told him he fucked up and not performing the A star grade, so we give him chance. Then because we is kind boss, we give chance for one year, two year, three year, four year, five year, and even six year, in the end we give him the last final really really no give chance warning liao and say he must resign or else we very stress have to find some more chance to give.

But this never happen lah (Singapore president where got one more boss upstairs one?). So our president pass lor. Some more he do quite good job, so never kena complain.

But a lot of people still not happy, they say this is not election! This is call selection! We never fucking get to choose! We want to have four man protest!!! The Singapore people shout Cheebye and sibei toolan got no election!!!

In the newspaper, "Cheebye and sibei toolan got no election!!!" become write in English as "Yay Singaporean very the happy no need to choose president!!!". Maybe the newspaper hokkien not so good, never translate properly.

Last night Raymond tell me when we are drinking at the lounge, actually, Singapore president got elect by Singapore people what!

I said, cheebye lah where got?

Raymond said, Got! Three people elect lor. Hahahahahaha!!!!!

That fucker Raymond always make this kind of stupid joke.

Then Raymond said, You should thank the Gahmen, they call this three clever people to help you choose the president, so you don't have to use your brain, waste your energy go and vote. Then you can use your brain to choose what food you want to eat for lunch, what drink you want to drink in the pub, and what PRC mei mei you want to fuck in Geylang, no need to waste on choosing president. Hahahahaha!!!!

I want to throw my beer at his laughing cheebye face already and then he said, anyway, actually the President is really choose by us. Really.

I dowan to waste my beer, so I drink it and say why you say that?

Raymond said, See ah, ok, who choose the president one?

I said, Selecting President Society!

Then Raymond said, Who choose the Selecting President Society one?

I said, Gahmen lah, cheebye!

Then Raymond said, Who choose the Gahmen one?

I look at him and stone for a while.

Then Raymond laugh and said, Ahhhhhhh, we fuckers lor. So we elected the President lah! Hahahahaha!!!!

I want to punch his arm liao but I forgot because behind him got one chio bu walk pass, wearing the front low low top, low until can see two half of her goodies and almost see her stomach liao. People is V neck, she is U neck, hahahahahaha!!! See already my horse sedia. And I later go to toilet to pee also damn toolan, keep shooting the wall and the sky. We are like this, see goodies liao will steam damn fast and forget our angry even faster.

Actually talk about steam, Singapore becoming president standard is also very steam. Must be superman gahmen department boss for three years or $100 million company CEO. Wa lao eh, where to find?

Actually, I got know one guy Ah Heng who can pass the Selecting President Society exam. He is boss of a secret society (no number one, because real gang don't have number) and his gang make million billion dollars every year selling pirated DVD and pc program and as loanshark.

He also CEO, ok? And every year his gang make money, never lose. Our country CPF money let him look after he sure take it and make into golden egg for us.

But he wear singlet and slipper everywhere, so don't looks so high class. Also I think his whole body the tattoo everywhere is look a bit scary. Fuck man, his fingernail and eyelid also got tattoo. Somemore his temper no good and he always scold people lan cheow and fuck your mothercheebye and KNNBCCB.

If Ah Heng do the National Day parade, he have to wear long sleeve shirt to cover his tattoo or people will scared.

When the commander ask him Sir! Permission to start the parade sir!

President Ah Heng will sure say Pua Chee Bye! Don't be so blur fuck! KNN want to start the parade then start lah! Every cheebye thing also must ask me first ah! Limpei President Ah Heng is your mother issit?

But Ah Heng cannot be president one. He is $100 million dollar company CEO but he fail the last part of the exam. The exam say the president must have good character and got nobody fuck him.

Fuck lah, this kind of thing how to pass? Want to find your bad things very easy ok? Your cheebye mother in law say you useless fucker son in law can also consider not good character what.

I think we need to start a president school. Singapore country very small, so must start early find those got president standard kind of student.

Raymond and me will start a president school to teach you important things......
-how to kiss babies
-how to conduct national day parade
-how to do charity
-don't anyhow ask question about Singapore Gahmen money
-how to meet the president of other country (who also not standard enough to be our president)

I think when you compare, other country president is all no standard. Like USA one. Got one cowboy actor. Got one chee koh pek like to get blowjob by his own office girl. Got one stupid cowboy rich man son. All fucked up. Maybe that's why their pay less than our president.

I think I dowan to be president now, just be gahmen department boss or gahmen company boss can already. Every year can be fucked up but will get chance, and still get my big bonus and get report card say well done good job. As long as don't try to be president without gahmen permission, I no need to scared no job.

I can be CFO, Chief Fucking Officer! Hahahahahaha!!!!

179 comments:

daniel said...

YES! i'm first to post. haha.

vote rockson for el presidente!

Kai Peng Siow said...

YES! first to post damn tua isit. muthafucker. Rockson u lend me 1000 bucks i make u my company CEO tml come and work okay?
KAN LAN AH

Anonymous said...

LOL good post

Anonymous said...

Fucking Hilarious!

sÞ¡ηηєє said...

i already expect u'll talk about the cancellation of president election, SURE talk about the holiday cancellation... 'CUZ i'm thinking of that too!!! Nice one!! CFO :P!

Anonymous said...

YEAH ME IN TOP 10~

Wynx said...

KNNCCB! I where got electe my MP...CB...everytime also walk ober what...What a farce!

Anonymous said...

welcome back Rocks! to kai lan chiow (siow):dont b a sour grape cos daniel is 1st! 1000 bucks 2 FUCK u 1000 times? kekeke

Anonymous said...

cheebye la rockson, kong jiao wei

Ta Pai Su Nang said...

KNNBCCB, got people elect wot? TV got picture, people jogging in East Coast Park said..."Lee now hia, I sure elect u one, no probbem" Nobody said .. "Tuuu lan lah eh ... I sure no elect u, go away." So the whole world see Sinkapore is President popular elect one wot. But i like yr brog leh, Lockson.

Anonymous said...

nabei i out of top 10, pui!

anyway keep it up ah rock!

slikpizz said...

finally you blog again!

Lockson lock~!

Anonymous said...

Seven month, Gahmen to need wayang wayang a bit mah ... show they are able to dig up people's pee sia from people's laundries, all for the sake of singaporeans

Lupin Tan said...

Rockson, we trying to elect you as Minister for Blogsphere.

I think Worker Party also setup a youth wing quite recently, got chio bu somemore. You can consider.

rat said...

ahhh.. thanks for writing again.. as usual..i enjoyed..it..hahah
rgds/rat

Merry Mary said...

Rockson, you can be my CFO any time. Next time you too tired to pak chew cheng let me know, I can lend you a hand...:-)
Thank you for another enlightening and entertaing post!
Rock on, Rockson!

Anonymous said...

fuck la, u r becoming predictable...

WAV3RAC3R said...

YOU STUPID BENG

Anonymous said...

oh gosh.. you are hilarious. and you've got yourself a fan club man. keep it up.

love your profanities. it's sick but damn fucking funny.

Anonymous said...

lmao nice one~ :D

Felix Ker said...

If can vote, i sure vote u!

Fanatigal said...

*applause* well done Rockson!Keep up the Freakin good work man!i love your blogs, all the time anytime... anyways i totally agree with wat u said & to all the antirockson out there...pls, get a life. love ya to bits Rock on Rockson!From your ardent fan,

Anonymous said...

u tire pak chew chang.. then can i give you blow-job. i like your horse big big! yay!

Anonymous said...

u drink too much.. take care not to get lunch cancer..else medisafe will be sucked dry

jane said...

nb, ur post always make me laugh like hell.

Vincent said...

lol... interesting way of putting things, we're all still humans at the end of the day, if u look beyond the swear words there is a very amusing individual indeed.

.......... said...

haha.. ur CFO is funny..

but frankly .. dun tink anyone will care about whos the president.. the only boring ting is that there wont be any holiday dats all.. :-(

Anonymous said...

some more wayang on nomination day coming up soon! putting up a good show for the "good brothers"

anyway, for those toolan about not being able to vote, maybe want to vote here http://misterpoll.com/2713120901.html just for fun lah.

mock election better than no election... wahhahahaa

Hiao Auntie said...

Thx for entertaining us again! Tired? I can help.... geddit up horsey yee haa!!!!!

Anonymous said...

wahliao.
first time i read your blog i straight away no waste time put u on my bookmark leh.
you are fahking hilarious.make me smile alone in the office sia.
KNN lucky people neber see,if not see me siao pen tan smile smile look at my laptop

yonghui said...

knnbccb.. u can blog more often not? CB.. let me wait for so farking long for another post.. next time b4 u pak chew cheng u must blog first!! CB

Anonymous said...

hihih lockson..
yr initial blogs are still my favourites.. seem now the way yu write is abit different style
hope yu can continue to write as before.. they are veri original!

Mr Humji said...

Wah lau, just when I thought you losing your touch you came up with your funniest post yet! Good job man, keep up the good work. You really made my day!

Anonymous said...

The moral of the story is....
You want to have a choice start voting opposition in the general election. Lan Chioa my GRC always walk over, want to vote also no chance, not say no choice.

Anonymous said...

need to select candidate for president ma.. its a high class honour so cannot anyhow give therefore the high standards.. so dun say untill liddat la..

Anonymous said...

we the fuckers chosen the president. like we dont have choice to choose where to born.who'll be our daddy and mummy.

nb nb. who dare to vote parents election.

PCB said...

rockson go run for president i sure vote u 1

Anonymous said...

haha sibeh hor chio
http://benglish.kennysia.com/body.php?add=http://rockson.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

man, can't believe what i'm seeing here. fighting to be the first or in top ten to post comments??? hmm...maybe i should believe it...since kiasu mentality lives in sg. grow up, pls...

anyway, thanks for the laugh, rockson.

Ranting Rock said...

Raymond said, Got! Three people elect lor. Hahahahahaha!!!!!

Cute^^

Anonymous said...

yeah i agree that rockson's current month's posts are not as good as before...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
u tire pak chew chang.. then can i give you blow-job. i like your horse big big! yay!

Do you remove your dentures before you blow?

WaN'eR said...

aiya, no election then no holiday. but think about it, the president so old, then CHOY la but if in five years, he you know, we will also have holiday lor. but best is if we got both election holiday and the other not-so-nice holiday.

ruz~* said...

rockson for president!

Anonymous said...

Our prataman prez so old liao maybe very fast got holidays liao. Maybe even 2 days somemore whahahaha~

Midnight said...

seriously, President Nathan is old. I am pretty surprised that there are no other candidates. Either people are no interested; or the qualifying standard is too high.
Let's hope that Nathan will be in good health for the coming term.

Anonymous said...

Tiu! Super!

Greater China said...

How much more juvenile can this blog get?

Evo said...

Not funny at all. Tired.

sTicky said...

Fuck man, Rockson is still the best!!

Chee Bye Bo Moh said...

Where's the Fantastic Four?
Rockson, ask your friends to protest la.
I recommend you go Geylang to find white tiger to solve your problem.

darkscarlette said...

rockson i think u're just brilliant ;)

Henry Lim said...

Well worth the wait to read your blog. But it's difficult to laugh when the goons are assembling their charade at Kallang right now. 4 person assembly considered nuisance, 1,000 NTUC ball carriers considered "public support"?

Anonymous said...

Might as well do away with this Elected President sh!t since the bar for eligibility is too darn high.

Gahman Skeptic said...

Agree with the earlier statement on the bar set too high.

With that kind of standard, who qualify? ONLY GAHMEN PEOPLE OR SUPPORTER OF THE GAHMEN will qualify! Talk about dictatorship!

Even though when you qaulify, THOSE PEOPLE will dig out all your dirty laundry and start to discredit you. sianzzz....

JackFrost said...

You forgot about stupid cowboy rich man son's father, bush sr!

'The Malay Boy' Ahmad said...

Dear Rockson,

Whoa ho sei liao! Lu ho bo? Where u go brudder? Long time no hear?

What? No election(..I mean holiday?) Na beii!!! Lu ngia bo?...eh sure not?? Chow chi tan! Then my company don want to give us 1 day xtra leave lehh, like that.

Actually, most faithful citizen of S'pore oready predicted. So not surprising. We now very smart and can read the gahmen wayang. They kay-kay call ppl to become candidates to show the 'World' that we have that so-called democracy lah. But purposely make the entry requirement extremely difficult and only the exisitng president can qualify...What the Fuck! Damn sickening lehh..

But, if there's still a vote...I still vote for President Nathan...(who else u tink qualified after reading their stories?? U read olso feel scared after dat)...Nice teaser Rockson...I kow tow to u...

Chow liao!

xrysx said...

aiyaz, when i hear they are open for president candidate selection i was like "got ppl will pass meh?", and feel so fucked up when the election day on sat (ya man, i work 5-day wk). then later i'm betting wif ppl surez no ppl pass except nathan. so tada~ they juz wana humour us after all.

Rockson has no Balls said...

If Rockson really has balls, he will go lead a protest. Instead, he writes 'unfunny' notes here about the government.

Anonymous said...

hahaha! lockson your readers' comments are as funny as your blog sia! Go Go Go!

Nathan, pui pui pui!!!

Anonymous said...

Ai yah gahmen, si ta pai ani kuan mah... men chai choe simik...huan nang - bo ho, ah moh - bo nang, teng nang - buei sai, awe awe nang - carry lam pah si aye sai mah. Ani ... si ho mah. Chak lat.

choking said...

Oi, I wanna be CFO oso. *hahahahhaha!!*tm

tm * lewd laughter after bad joke is now tm of choking.
ah bengs who boh siok can come see me.

Anonymous said...

Rockson mentioned a little on our president's salary being higher than that of the US president. I feel that though we may not necessarily compare their salaries, I do question the need for a president in Singapore. For what he does, he sure gets alot of money.

Singapore Ministers' Basic Annual Salaries (without performance bonuses)
Singapore President's Basic Salary US$1,483,000 (SGD$2,373,100)
Singapore Prime Minister's Basic Salary US$1,100,000 (SGD1,958,000)
Minister's Basic: US$655,530 to US$819,124 (SGD1,166,844 to SGD1,458,040) a year
Average Singaporean: US$26,000 (SGD43,104 or SGD3,592 per mo) Source: Singapore Ministry of Manpower

United States of America
President: US$200,000
Vice President: US$181,400
Cabinet Secretaries: US$157,000


Source: Asian Wall Street Journal July 10 2000.
Singapore President's salary which was updated in 2005 from the Singapore Straits Times.

Daven said...

Rockson,

wah lun eh...read your post ah..laugh until I wan lao sai ordy leh! You should stand for erection lah..that way ur horse can stand liaoz, plus we get holiday! Great stuff!

Anonymous said...

Sublime as always

Rainman

Anonymous said...

Woah, i didn't know Rockson had associations with the boss of a secret society. Anyway, don't mix around with these kind of people too much lah....

Anonymous said...

SenioR Nathan 81 years old already lah. If he si kiao kiao halfway through his wayang SELECTED Presidency then will have state funeral then will have public holiday already lor!!!

whostolethecookiefromthecookiepot said...

Stop talking about those government issues and politics! Your entries getting more long and lorh-soh! Not funny anymore lor! Gahmen here, Gahmen there. Next time your children like that see who cry!

Anonymous said...

Sibeh tok kong....

U lumber one ah. and that Ah Heng aso shld be president and fuck the lancheow gabment KNNBCCB!!!!

Hahaha and the CNA buay haui hokkien ah. nabeh sibeh xia suay ah.

Anonymous said...

I think rockson wrote this out of frustration. Coz work too hard no eRection...

Anonymous said...

haha.nice one rockson.all u fuckers who are criticising him shuld jus fuck off n die la.no one ask u read rite.u not happy with his post u dun read la.

Husni Elyas said...

ya la, those who dun like rockson blog, there got the red cross button at top right, press hard hard one, sure ur worries go away. sheesh.

anyways, rockson, nice entry as usual man.. =)

Anonymous said...

u suck!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

hahaha....u be CFO i be CFG(chief fucking gal)hahaha thn we two can fuck together

Anonymous said...

May be Singapore has another world record: Oldest president.
Btw, is our peanut the most expensive in the world? A world record?

Anonymous said...

ROCKSON I LOVE YOU !!

Anonymous said...

rockson..today 17th.. write .. write.. more leh..comon..
fm rat...

neon said...

haha. love the way you write man!

Anonymous said...

hey rockson kani lau bu phua cheebye lah

Anonymous said...

Rockson,

Besides being a CFO, You can also consider the post of "OFC"(Offer Free C**k)!

Anonymous said...

KNNBCCB! Nathan and his supporters all go HKK lah!!! (hor kow kan, i.e. fcuked by dogs)

ewenn said...

wahaha. like. CEO also can what.

Cock Exploding Officer.

Anonymous said...

Very amusing to see our 'well-loved people's President' walking around with so many bodyguards !

sticks said...

You're a genius, man. ^^
Subtle as always, but you gotta watch out. You're starting to break out of character. But yeah. I hear you, man.

meng said...

rockson rocks

Anonymous said...

Wah, I think u need both hands to Pak Chew Cheng, maybe olso not enough- hahahaha!

Anonymous said...

oh my gosh you HAVE to keep your blog alive. its so amazingly hilarious!! i love it!

Anonymous said...

Attached below is a letter published in the Straits Times of 16
Aug, "Why keep Andrew Kuan on if he was unsuitable?".

In the first place, the problem started when Mr Kuan
was "headhunted" (or "highly recommended" perhaps) to be the Group
CFO of JTC. And this is an important lesson for all Singaporeans
(especially those who need "help" in finding high-paying jobs in
government departments, statutory boards, GLCs, etc..). You
first "volunteer" as a member of the RC, NC (and all the
various "CCs") in your constituency and rub shoulders with the MPs
(and ministers if possible). What is the 8-letter word for all this,
starting with "ne------"? (Of course, they call it "networks", but
sorry if you're thinking of another word). As for what happens next,
the sky is the limit....even the President one fine day !!


Having got in, what do these stat boards and GLCs do when they find
your work performance "unsatisfactory"? Of course, through
their "networks" again, they try to "help", failing which, they'll
try to keep you "employed" (for as long as possible, but maybe 27
months is long enough with all that salary and bonuses to tide you
over for some time, lest you accuse the government as an "employer
with no heart").


It is high time the Prime Minister sets up a market-based and
international-standard appraisal system (market-based salary must
come with market-based responsibility and appraisal) and ensures
that such senior appointments in the government (including statutory
boards and GLCs) should not be allowed to remain in their positions
if their performance is found to be unsatisfactory. For those whose
performance is bordering on the "unsatisfactory" range, they should
be subject to a "review period" of 3 or 6 months during which they
must exhibit marked improvement in their performance. Furthermore,
senior officials under "review" must require the approval of the
respective Minister to remain in their job at the expiry of
the "review period" (If certain key appointments require the
approval of the President (a post Mr Kuan was on the verge of
becoming), certainly appointments of CEOs and CFOs (and other C-Os)
of statutory boards and GLCs (whose reserves can easily run into
billions of dollars) should also require similar stingent scrutiny?)

"Why keep Andrew Kuan on if he was unsuitable?

Puzzling questions came to mind when I read excerpts of the press
conference by JTC Corp on former presidential aspirant Andrew Kuan
("JTC was not satisfied with Kuan's work"; ST, Aug 12).

For a high-level position in a statutory board such as the JTC,
where corporate transparency is critical - and so is the bottom
line - I wonder how it is possible and justifiable that Mr Kuan kept
his position as group financial officer just because JTC board
members were "reasonable employers" and hoped that will "help him to
tide over and find a job elsewhere".

If Mr Kuan did not make a bid for the presidency, this would
probably have not come to light.

The chief executive officer and members of the board should make
decisions based on the capability of the employee and not on the two
reasons given for extending his tenure, especially when they were
dissatisfied with his performance in such a senior position ("and
came the second year, when we were quite sure that we were not
satisfied...").

Why did JTC rate his performance as "good" if it was not
satisfactory? JTC should also explain why performance bonuses and
pay rises were given to him.

Statutory boards are semi-independent agencies that carry out
specific plans and policies of the ministry, meaning that officers
serving such boards are funded by taxpayers.

I believe taxpayers do not support the retaining of high-level,
highly-paid employees if they are deemed to be not suitable for a
position.

Jennifer Tan Ban Ban (Ms)"

Anonymous said...

KNNCCB Lim Swee Say talk cock saying that Singaporeans should not hope for a contest in the presidential election just for the sake of it.

If like that why Gahmen call for election waste time and money.

If can say that for PE then can say that for GE also.

Cannot lah! Come on Singapore, Singaporean we have the power to decide at the ballot box, mai kiasu and kiasi. Stand up for yourself and for Singapore.

Anonymous said...

WoW!! Anarchy in the Digital Sinkapore

Anonymous said...

Rockson, can blog about this?:

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/050817/5/singapore163682.html

Anonymous said...

where to buy ur friend computer game?

Anonymous said...

haha.. u r really funny.. how old are u? im really curious

nixon said...

steady. we can vote Rockson to be our CFO of the blogosphere!~

Anonymous said...

damnz... YOU made my day!

VIV said...

reeely gotta hand it to u man,u gong sibei good hokkien & scold sibei good vulgarities! i don't think ur a real beng, u may even work for gahmen, (or ISD!!!), but u sure know how 2 capture an audience. rock on rockson! (& oh must not forget your horse also)

Cubbert Dooa said...

just give him 6 more years, he will learn to speak hokkien just like the way u speak...

GenexiX said...

Actually no need to look for loanshark to be president la... Can ask mr Dulai go try... since he can make so much money for NKF, must be a good choice... Haha....

minimana said...

This was absolutely fabulous! Mr president attempting to speak chinese was rather hilarious too.

Anonymous said...

YI BAI~

Anonymous said...

Dunno why hor, some fuckers not happy with the way Lockson blog have to bring out the mother and say. This type of ppl sibeh jialat leh.

jhana said...

why are the hospitals short of beds, and waiting times so long?
because they cut down service counter staff but not the tonnes of high-paying executives. cut the CEO's pay by 20% and employ more front-line staff and nurses. President Nathan's uncontested election is a world joke. How can there be an election when the govt endorsed only nathan and the PEC simply rubber stamped and disqualify everyone else except nathan? so much for openness, democracy and transparency. after nkf and accs bombshell of their CEO pay naturally the attention falls on the civil service and govt ministers' pay. suddenly everything comes to a full stop.
openness? transparency? account ability? i wonder

Anonymous said...

With $2,373,100.00 annual salary (not yet count performance bonus) nowonder he want another term lar... six year more can pocket another $14 million u know? included bonus can anything more than $20m right?

I think if he dun die by the time he 87, he will still want one more term. Anyone disagree?

6 years only learned a few words of chinese words. I think if let Rockson be our errected President, he'll be able to speak fluent kei leng kia words within 3 years on tv. hahaha.......

Anonymous said...

I have to say that Rockson's blogs are clearly the work of an intelligent and educated man. Unfortunately, I can't say the same for some his supporters. I'm sure you know by now that anonymous is not really anonymous, anywhere in world. Given the content, and the fact that he has been quoted in the papers, any half-wit will know this site is being watched. You wonder why then, some people insist on making racist comments to this blog. As if the minorities are second or third class citizens to be tolerated rather than accepted. What a silly way to earn yourself a file and a cyber tag from our friends at the Ministry of Home Affairs. Don't be an ass and believe that the Net is a separate realm. Look at the half-wits who got busted for distributing MP3s.

Great blogger, but several half-wit fans.

Rockson's Pony said...

Rockson can't get it to stand up?

James said...

New name for Marina Bay is ..........
old name Marina Bay!
New Elected President is.............
old Elected President!

This is getting bothersome.....

reloaded said...

New name for Marina Bay is ..........
old name Marina Bay!
New Elected President is.............
old Elected President!


there's a glitch in the PAPtrix... deja vu.

I like Mr Brown said...

I think Mr.Brown's site www.mrbrown.com is funnier than this load of rubbish.

I like 'em all said...

I like both brown and Rockz. Don't try to start a flamewar lah.

I like Mr Brown said...

You have your opinion, I have mine. Rockson sucks and Mr.Brown rocks!

Anonymous said...

Did you all hear that Prataman speak Chinese? Wau lau kanasia and still all his supporters there can cheer so loudly like kanna fuck by Rockson big horse. Wau lau 5 years of learning and the standard still so fucked up. Maybe too old liao brain orso boh simi hor liao.

Kenneth Yong said...

IMHO Mr Brown has gone over to the dark side. He used to write a witty SNE section, now he mixes with weirdos like XX and Miyagi because there's extra money to be made from writing for the SPH papers. Rockson, don't you let us down, your horse will be Singapore's savior yet!!

Anonymous said...

Kenneth you idiot, Brown writes for TODAY, not an SPH paper. SPH owns a small part of Mediacorp and TODAY "incorporates" the now dead Streats (this is just a face saving way of admitting that Streats kenna whack to death lah). Moron and want to blog some more. How about getting your facts right.

To anon, the guy is 81. At 81 you will probably be too stupid to even learn our stupid national day songs, that's why they were all cheering. Because at his age its admirable that he tries just so he can reach out to more people.Anyway, why should he even have bothered to learn Mandarin. We're surrounded by two giant Muslim states and I don't too many Chinkaporeans learning Malay.

Have you heard some of our Chinakaporean politicians speak Malay. Absolutely terrible.

Kenneth Yong said...

To anonymous above: SPH owns part of MediaCorp. MediaCorp owns Today. What part of the incestuous relationship do you not understand? You can always tell a political lackey by the way he/she starts a response with an accusation.

Chinakaporean said...

U dun like how I speak ah? you veddi bad lah!

Prataman said...

Fuck you all. Who said I old and too stupid to even learn our stupid national day songs and orso speak chinese kanasia? KNNBCCB. I just kay see kay see mah as it does not paid to act smart. Better cho bo lan and be good good boh tan my boss will find a replacement for me. Then where to get such a fat pay? Stupid assholes!

Anonymous said...

Who says Mr Nathan is not a good guy? He goes around kissing babies, he does charity work, he is obedient, and he has not been convicterd of any offence.

But as a president, he has more importment jobs than kissing babies. He should set his priority right and not neglect his real duties.

Only interested parties and those "tao kark kang kang"(head empty) people say he is a good PRESIDENT!

Rex Luthor said...

Did you read blinkymummy? It seems that she is jealous of rockson. Her site has hardly got any hits! Hahaahahahahahaahah! What a loser!

SugarBoyfriend said...

well done! eloquently put! Rockson Rocks On.. looking forward to your next post

bengz said...

SeMee?! NO holiday liao?! Die lar ... I oready book hotel 81 on that day, Ah lian wants a good fuck. Now cannot liao ... sure kinna fuck by Ah lain thiz time ...

Eh ... LPPL ... same same leh ... still get fuck! hahahahaha!!!!

Anonymous said...

Kenneth, everyone knows that TODAY competes directly with SPH. Go ask their reporters. No love lost. Next put in some effort and don't just make grand deductions in that tiny head of yours. Ooohh....SPH owns a part of Mediacorp...Mediacopr owns TODAY, therefore TODAY is controlled by SPH.....wah I so crever....You should be a lawyer.

Second, if you read that posting and thought I was a lackey, you are a serious half-wit. Pls don't start your own blog. Waste of time.

Anonymous said...

Know why u dowan to be prez? Cos, hor, to be prez, u must kena:

1) diabetes
2) hypertension
3) elevated cholesterol level
4) prostatic enlargement
5) diverticulosis of the colon

Then then u can ask for $2 million to pay doctor fee. But is okay, is taxpayers' monies.

Anonymous said...

SPH publishes 13 newspapers in the four official languages and more than 70 magazine titles. In addition, the company also holds a 40% stake in MediaCorp Press Pte Ltd which publishes free newspaper Today.
Read Rockson's blog for the truth.

Terminator said...

Are all newspapers controlled here? YES. It doesn't matter who controls what or who or the so-called competition they put up. In the end, they all toe the party line or government line.

Anonymous said...

how come so manys complicated talk on newspapers? so many smart alexanders... for me it's simple, i use newspaper to roll my kachumputay and wrap my nasi lemak. - Fatimah

Anonymous said...

If you bothered do some research you'd know that SPH has no editorial control over TODAY.

Anyone who alleges that is a half-wit.

If you just analyse the content, you'd know that TODAY sings to its own tune. I do think they self-censor, but they are not controlled and certainly not by SPH of all people.

"Read Rockson for the truth". what kind of half-wit writes that. You sound like you're longin for a leader. half-wit.

'The malay boy' Ahmad said...

Haloo Fatimah,

You want to be my wife?

hahaSinga said...

ROCKSON IS PRO-PAP
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A. See the first link that he put up on the right of the blog: young pap. Do you pple know how many NEW readers blinkymummy got because rockson put "hot convent girl" at the bottom of his list of links? Just see bm's love history (in chinese) and look at the comment. Many of them come from this site. So can you imagine how many people is visiting "young pap" thanks to rockson?

B. The gist of this post is two fold:
(a)
"dont get fedup with govt lah. Afterall, we elected the govt and so we also indirectly elected the president"

(b) see the 2nd last paragraph, how it ended, he wrote: "As long as don't try to be president without gahmen permission, I no need to scared no job". He is trying to subtly influence readers to become pro-pap!!

C. You look at all his previous post. He always make it a point to put in some explanation for the govt. Eg. the one where he wrote how singapore ministers get high pay. There he wrote in brackets the govt's explanation. In this post for example, while saying that US's president earn less than singapore's, he again make it a point to give examples that their character (clinton's for eg) are not as good as our president.

AND HERE IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS BLOG
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1. Provide a hyperlink to "young PAP" for young IT savvy singaporeans.

2. Provide some justification for govt's action (see pt
C above)

3. Provide an avenue for some venting of govt's mistake (I am sure many people feel less angry after reading rockson's post about nkf). That's also the reason why Jack Neo's movie is allowed even though some were high anti-govt -- if you can vent your frustration by watching movie and reading blog, you won't be that angry when it comes to pollilng time.

CONCLUSION
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Having said all these, I still enjoy reading this blog. hahahha

HahaSInga said...

ONE MORE EVIDENCE
-----------------

Why do you people think that Singapore govt controlled press published rockson's NFK link even though the link has vulgarity in it?

THe link is http://.....chowcheebye...
remember?

CONCLUSION's CONCLUSION
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PAP and its youth wing is getting very creative, to the extent that dispite knowing this blogger is pro pap, I still enjoy and will continue to read it.
what irony! hahahahha

Anonymous said...

i think your blog is getting boring..

Cold Lion said...

Vote for Rockson and he'll be the youngest President in the world :PPP

Chewy_gum said...

I am losing interest with your blog.....seems like sammyboy's forum is better...

deefenz said...

Hmmmm, not only me who suspect Rockson is undercover pappy dog, haha ! Use this type underhand tactic to judge peepers' sentiment, but then gahmen always play dirty so I no surprise ! Rocky cheebye kia, tell your bosses ground very bitter, understand ?

Anonymous said...

its getting boring.

von-ified said...

hahahahha~

ur convo with raymond sibeh farnie ar!

i cannot stop laughing =)

scuderia.kevingoh said...

nice. =)

momok said...

you rock man.

Disgusted said...

Yes, Rockson, Blinkymommy and Mr.Brown are pro-government. It's quite obvious.

Anonymous said...

oi cibai write more lar hahaha

rat said...

Oi !! Rockson..today.. 19th Aug 2005, why...why ??? no new..entries..eh.. quick leh..write something leh...
Hv a good weekend.!!
fm Rat

Truth said...

Rockson, who are you really? Some government agent?

Asaciel said...

Rockson u should set up a forum...sure get alot of members. Hahaha..me n girls were talking that we hope to see ur photo...already curious of how u look XD Anyway, a new gf of mine, i intro her, after she read ur buy house no need $, she immediately say u r a smart guy.

Bewildered Bengster said...

You mean he is not a Chee supporter?

SkyLine said...

Hey ! I dont care whether Rockson is a pro-gahmen or no pro-gahmen, gahmen agent or young PAP.... as long his blog is rock.

Big Beng said...

Who cares what you think?

brennan said...

Steady lar you... ROCKSON FOR MP!!!

Anonymous said...

test

Anonymous said...

"HahaSInga said...
ONE MORE EVIDENCE"
Your conspiracy theory is amusing, but satire always works both ways. When the New Coke /Classic Coke debacle was analysed as a brilliant marketing move of the company, Coke officials said "We're not that stupid, and not that clever either."

Nelson said...

Rockson Rox!!

And Rockson's dear friend Raymond has pointed the way!!

For those who really want to ensure they die die will get to erect.. eh.. elect your own president -> Be a member of the PEC.

falalalalala said...

YAY! I'm the last to post!!

yo, budder. wah, damn funny. first time read laugh till peng.

:D i rock more than you.

Anonymous said...

Eh... falalalalala wad u mean u rock more than rockson?
Your blog? Or your fucking shit is hard as rock? Bleeding everytime u shit?

Muahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Mr Brown has long ago gone over to the dark side. Basically all those bloggers whose identity are blown will self-censor, so that's brown, myagi and colin goh. All hiding behind satire and jokesy posts. Not hard hitting at all. And then of coz we have the pro-pap dumb fcuks like xx and blinkered mummy.

Anonymous said...

eeeek. rockson blog not funi at all already. full of shits. wad gahmen and president. sianz.

Anonymous said...

Mr brown sucks balls big time! it's the most boring, pretencious little piece of shit I've read! More power to Rockson!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Dear All,
I am Singaporean Chinese, I am proud to have a Indian Prez! Why? If anyone who travels to India, naturally you will be quick to be bond with the locals for the reason that they know that you are from the Singapore, and that our Prez leader is an Indian, immediately I can feel the bond and closeness with the indians...I am totally cool with this friendship built because of our Prez, isn't this wonderful?

ivan said...

eh rockson!!
when ur next post
na beh cheebye...wait till my horse wilt aledi!

Gandalf said...

yeah, this blog sucks!

novacat said...

When next lar sup bar update coming? Do a sammyboy kind of field report on the joints and the girls leh.. then can benefit everyone. who fuck care simi lang zo Prez? KNN all jia liao bee one.

Anonymous said...

Got one jia liao bee, another CEO jia liao looi. What to do?

rat said...

20th august...when will u b writing..??? fm rat

bengz said...

Quote :You mean he is not a Chee supporter?

U gottabe kidding ... migh as well show this guy to Al Qaeda and get Bin Laden to laugh himself to death.

Kai Peng Siow said...

knn ccb stupid anonymous dare scold me. later igo ur hse fuck u upside down ah

Anonymous said...

I will vote for u, Rockson! =Þ

RAT said...

21ST NOW...!!!! WHERE IS YR NEXT ENTRY... QUICK LAH..
FM; RAT

UPDATE NOW said...

update!! KNNCCB UPDATE DAMN SIAN LEH

Anonymous said...

fast lah, rockson. lhl talk liao... when is your reply!

GODDESS said...

Stupid cancel election Lost a few sales cos of it KNN!

Anonymous said...

who the fuck you think you are. seriously. you should just go wash your brains or something. were you even schooled in singapore? all your vulgarities. you are so bloody screwed, i bet you are just a horny sick bastard. i cant believe the people in here actually support your lowdown entries. my god. you should just hug your dickhead brother and jump into kallang river.

Anonymous said...

hey rockson, post everyday leh, sibei sian leh

post more la!

Anonymous said...

i like the part u say nathan is indirectly chosen by us...HAHAHA

i've just said...

damnit...when are you gonna post a new blog????

Anonymous said...

no more new entries.so for now, i just play my guitar and kick soccer ball... - Fatimah

Anonymous said...

Today 22nd liao. Faster post new entry leh. Dun tok abt gahment, tok abt urself cos i tink it's funnier =)

I tink everyone's hoping u can have new entry everyday. Quick quick...

ROCKSON said...

I writing la! Fuck you all tink write block veri easy ah, CCB. All go rite la, den i everytime come and KPKB on your block den you know. KNNBCCB

Laydee Martini said...

eyh rockson, which planet have u disappeared to?

tay jun hA* said...

fuck u chee bye. me wanna have se* wif u....

Anonymous said...

to kai peng siow:ya you on top of me, but both facing the sky!hahahaha

s said...

post more often rockson.

RAT said...

YR LAST ENTRY 22ND TODAY 29TH!!!
WHERE IS YR ENTRY? PLS WRITE LAH..
RGDS/RAT