Just came back from Raymond house play the mahjong and drink the beer but cannot tahan, man. These few night go out too much, thats why tonight 2.30am so early come back. Really have to sleep, going to peng san already but I go after I type this. Last time can havoc every day one whole week also not tired, now like ka su liao, slow down already. Fuck man.
Lawrence was there also playing mahjong with us, and when I drink the beer, I suddenly remember something so I scolded him upside down. Scold him why Wednesday the boring Mambo night he never tell me next door the Velvet got free beer from the homo photo show.
He look at me, his fingers arranging his pai and said, Wednesday Velvet where got lan cheow homo photo show?
I said GOT! I heard one chio bu in the Zouk told her friend Velvet got this homo photo show which give free Heineken beer even. Cheebye lah, if you tell me earlier, maybe we can have free beer and even see some lesbian photo also.
Lawrence think and think and think for a while, then he shout AIYAH puacheebye lah! You koteh! It is not a fucking HOMO show lah! Wednesday night that one is the Heineken LOMO show!
I still don't understand him so I say, Lomo is it another kind of Homo?
No lah, Lawerence said, Lomo is a expensive broken camera that take spoiled photos, and some people think is very nice. so they join club to take more spoiled photos and say is art. So it is LOMO, not HOMO lah, Rockson!
How I know right? But still should have gone there. Got free beer leh.
54 comments:
rockson u are my GOD! Can't believe you can post an entry soo late.. anyway update more often.. bring colour into our lives. As for those who wanna copy your style.. ask them go die lar. Not funny at all. You are the one and only rockson takumi tan.
Waa lau, post again so soon...! Thank-you you. Good read as usual. Next time if I know of anywhere giving out free beer, I'll let you know.
Hope you won big big at mahjong.
Rock on, Rockson!
you're a cheapo man!
I like & enjoyed reading your blog.
Keep it on!
Hahaha. What the hell is this man??!
Your entries opens up my hole~.. Full of shit.. but i like..! Yummy.. hehe
you rock! rockson...
Lockson Lock!
i think ur really good haha....u never fail to make me laugh!ur better den xia xue
Yeah lor. what lomo or homo. Free beer leh. hoot your lawrence lah.
Now then I know what is LOMO. Thanks Master Rockson.
why aren't ther any pics on this blog?
from JULY 1 2006 onwards. no smoking allowed in hawker centres, food centres etc.
from JULY 1 2007 onwards, no smoking in KTV, pubs, clubs, other entertaining outlets.
any comments on that? haha. dying to hear what you gonna say~
you lock ah lockson!
EH!
FUCK YOUR CHEE BYE U STUPID NKF FUCK!
DONT COME HERE ASK FOR MONEY LA!
FUCK U
This blog is so s'pore... IT ROX!!!
ROX SON U ROX!
I love ya!!! Will you marry me???!! Muahhhhhh!!! :D
Lockson is the real S'PORE IDOL!!! Mediacock and their shit can go and fark spider!
Hahaha! You funny bastard. lOL!
wonderfully written, those words are exactly the voice of one group of ppl. exciting and interesting to read. so do continue writing. THIS IS THE STATE OF SINGAPOREAN'S ART.
i still done understand what is LOMO!
Wah you really koteh leh!! Lomo become homo. Hahahahahaha!!!
But not as koteh as that one who come here to ask for money for whatever charity whatever. That one really cheebye koteh times 1,000!!
Nice dig at people who pay so much for a broken camera... haha
Lomo & Homo... hahaha *dies laughing in office*
Lomo means mother in cantonese !
Oh i know liao, the cantonese "tiu nei lomo" means "kanelaobu" in hokkien rite? Hahahahahah!!
Hey, Can u write everyday, I am addicted to your cheebye blog man!!
Keep it up!!
ROCKSON, I REALLY LOVE YR BLOG!
Keep Posting everyday ~
BTW, I've a Peng Yu call Mr Ma and maybe you would love to compare yr horse with him
Hehehe
See bei ho leh.....ROCKSON WAY TO GO...........
Rockson, we love ur horseshit! Do write more...
is there really such a thing called "lomo"? why would people shoot spoilt photos using an expensive camera and call it art? i suppose to each his own - we all look for fulfilment in our own ways i guess. nobody's got the right to stop us because we are not doing anything harmful. life would have been happier and less stressful if only we can let go and he-who-must-not-be-named and his death-eaters loosen the reins a bit more. the peasants and the mandarins sum it all. the mainstream and the alternative lifestylers. the divide is too wide.
Steady....boh beh chao! KNNCCB...they finally starting the CB ERP on the CTE..Today Lonnie Load sure jam jamm...KNNCCB!!
hi got engrish?
PCB.. Rockson u rock sia ! Ur entries rox seh! Post more !
lok-son!
you so yandao.
i want to meet your horse, can anot?
Wah,rockson, hear LOMO until Homo
wah lan eh ,
lr si gan phua si lang ho qio
Some day we go lim Lao Hor ai mai?
Gam Jit Buay!~
rockson, you are confirm the most steady poon pee pee lah!!!
Bo bei zhao siahz hahaha
As the Bee Gees once sang in a somewhat Beng-ish fashion: "You win again..."
first time to this blog via introduction from friends....haha, you are really vulgar and quite hilarious! Rock on!
freedom of speech! say what you feel..and lotsa profanity!
more post from you please. i am hooked.
Now I know who you are. Basket, should have guessed sooner. Next time just buy me a beer when you meet me ok? Dun act blur.
rockson, reali anot huh ur horse tat big meh?? introduced ur horse to me leh i am a 'horse trainer'.....haaaaah
Rockson, please comment further on the NKF affair. I have read your initial comments. I have also read stuff from:
www.talkingcock.com
www.xanga.com/skin.asp?user=BiRdYz
www.mrbrown.com
and a few others. Yours is the most vulgar. Let's hear you swear more.
Very Very funny. and very precise too. though most of the local slangs i do not understand. I like your political correcteness and your analogies and the way you put them across. i have never read EVERY article on anyone else's blog. yours i read all, and enjoyed every one of them. really perked me up. look forward to more colourful reflections and anecdotes from you.
I am going to visit your blog everyday to read up.
A new topic for you on the stupid nite ERP at CTE. No traffic jams at the CTE but huge major ones all around it. ERP works? My foot up the ass of those ministers that think otherwise.
You can check out more about lomos from here:
http://www.lomography.com
very soon alot of places nite time will hv erp oredi leow. fuck lah issue more coe for fuck? nxt election vote time pls tolong saya lah. singaporeans banyak 'chum' oredi u noe or not?
wahlew. u sure got no time to read one la all your comments. wah your heineken lomo story damn fucking funny la can.
NTTL (ni tua tua liap) says.....
how cum you don't need to sleep one??????????
ANy way, nin bay suka!!!!
you r gd in telling jokes man...cannot believe it i laugh till i cannot tahan
Hey Rockson,you write so many topics and they are SEE PAY HO.Why don't you spend some of your chee bye time writing on the local S-League ? A lot of drama every week on the s-league.
Nabei---KNNBCCB
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