Sunday, July 31, 2005

I ask Lawrence about the homo photo show

Just came back from Raymond house play the mahjong and drink the beer but cannot tahan, man. These few night go out too much, thats why tonight 2.30am so early come back. Really have to sleep, going to peng san already but I go after I type this. Last time can havoc every day one whole week also not tired, now like ka su liao, slow down already. Fuck man.

Lawrence was there also playing mahjong with us, and when I drink the beer, I suddenly remember something so I scolded him upside down. Scold him why Wednesday the boring Mambo night he never tell me next door the Velvet got free beer from the homo photo show.

He look at me, his fingers arranging his pai and said, Wednesday Velvet where got lan cheow homo photo show?

I said GOT! I heard one chio bu in the Zouk told her friend Velvet got this homo photo show which give free Heineken beer even. Cheebye lah, if you tell me earlier, maybe we can have free beer and even see some lesbian photo also.

Lawrence think and think and think for a while, then he shout AIYAH puacheebye lah! You koteh! It is not a fucking HOMO show lah! Wednesday night that one is the Heineken LOMO show!

I still don't understand him so I say, Lomo is it another kind of Homo?

No lah, Lawerence said, Lomo is a expensive broken camera that take spoiled photos, and some people think is very nice. so they join club to take more spoiled photos and say is art. So it is LOMO, not HOMO lah, Rockson!

How I know right? But still should have gone there. Got free beer leh.

66 comments:

Ranting Rock said...

Ok..me posted first comment. Got present or award or not?

Hey Rockson, bring your horse to pay respect to my dragon first ^^

he he..

Keep posting, enjoy your post.

Anonymous said...

rockson u are my GOD! Can't believe you can post an entry soo late.. anyway update more often.. bring colour into our lives. As for those who wanna copy your style.. ask them go die lar. Not funny at all. You are the one and only rockson takumi tan.

Anonymous said...

Waa lau, post again so soon...! Thank-you you. Good read as usual. Next time if I know of anywhere giving out free beer, I'll let you know.
Hope you won big big at mahjong.

Rock on, Rockson!

Anonymous said...

you're a cheapo man!

Anonymous said...

I like & enjoyed reading your blog.

Keep it on!

fcukling said...

Hahaha. What the hell is this man??!

sun said...

thanks to the NKF saga .. i very sua ku one .. if not for that saga dnt even know that is such a thing call the BLOG ... so u are the first blog i read .. so funny one keep going hor .. otherwise i missed my destressing session reading

Papa Gay said...

Your entries opens up my hole~.. Full of shit.. but i like..! Yummy.. hehe

Anonymous said...

you rock! rockson...

slikpizz said...

Lockson Lock!

Winged Feet said...

i think ur really good haha....u never fail to make me laugh!ur better den xia xue

Robin said...

You are the man!

Anonymous said...

Yeah lor. what lomo or homo. Free beer leh. hoot your lawrence lah.

Now then I know what is LOMO. Thanks Master Rockson.

xialanxue said...

why aren't ther any pics on this blog?

Anonymous said...

from JULY 1 2006 onwards. no smoking allowed in hawker centres, food centres etc.

from JULY 1 2007 onwards, no smoking in KTV, pubs, clubs, other entertaining outlets.

any comments on that? haha. dying to hear what you gonna say~

BabeThePig said...

1900 112 8821
Please call to donate $5 to President's Star Charity.

Please do! I know everyone's been very upset about the NKF saga and everything.. but when we called to donate the money the money didn't belong to us anymore... it belonged to the needy. And Durai didn't 'steal' the money from us he took it from the needy... the ones who STILL need it NOW! If we're not going to help now, then they will suffer injustice a second time. No matter how angry you are at that man, please do not lose faith. Please donate.

I beg you then.

Sorry for using your blog to write this... PLease forgive me.

fleng said...

you lock ah lockson!

Anonymous said...

EH!
FUCK YOUR CHEE BYE U STUPID NKF FUCK!
DONT COME HERE ASK FOR MONEY LA!
FUCK U

Anonymous said...

This blog is so s'pore... IT ROX!!!

ROX SON U ROX!

Anonymous said...

I love ya!!! Will you marry me???!! Muahhhhhh!!! :D

Anonymous said...

Lockson is the real S'PORE IDOL!!! Mediacock and their shit can go and fark spider!

Ms'Wenny said...

Hahaha! You funny bastard. lOL!

Anonymous said...

wonderfully written, those words are exactly the voice of one group of ppl. exciting and interesting to read. so do continue writing. THIS IS THE STATE OF SINGAPOREAN'S ART.

Anonymous said...

i still done understand what is LOMO!

Anonymous said...

Wah you really koteh leh!! Lomo become homo. Hahahahahaha!!!

But not as koteh as that one who come here to ask for money for whatever charity whatever. That one really cheebye koteh times 1,000!!

Anonymous said...

Nice dig at people who pay so much for a broken camera... haha

sÞ¡ηηєє said...

Lomo & Homo... hahaha *dies laughing in office*

Anonymous said...

Lomo means mother in cantonese !

Molomo said...

Oh i know liao, the cantonese "tiu nei lomo" means "kanelaobu" in hokkien rite? Hahahahahah!!

Anonymous said...

Hey, Can u write everyday, I am addicted to your cheebye blog man!!
Keep it up!!

Anonymous said...

ROCKSON, I REALLY LOVE YR BLOG!
Keep Posting everyday ~
BTW, I've a Peng Yu call Mr Ma and maybe you would love to compare yr horse with him
Hehehe

Anonymous said...

See bei ho leh.....ROCKSON WAY TO GO...........

Coldkoh said...

Fuck this country~you owned~

Anonymous said...

Rockson, we love ur horseshit! Do write more...

jhana said...

is there really such a thing called "lomo"? why would people shoot spoilt photos using an expensive camera and call it art? i suppose to each his own - we all look for fulfilment in our own ways i guess. nobody's got the right to stop us because we are not doing anything harmful. life would have been happier and less stressful if only we can let go and he-who-must-not-be-named and his death-eaters loosen the reins a bit more. the peasants and the mandarins sum it all. the mainstream and the alternative lifestylers. the divide is too wide.

Wynx said...

Steady....boh beh chao! KNNCCB...they finally starting the CB ERP on the CTE..Today Lonnie Load sure jam jamm...KNNCCB!!

Anonymous said...

hi got engrish?

Chao chee bye ! said...

PCB.. Rockson u rock sia ! Ur entries rox seh! Post more !

WaN'eR said...
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WaN'eR said...

lok-son!

you so yandao.
i want to meet your horse, can anot?

Lang Jiao Lang said...

Wah,rockson, hear LOMO until Homo
wah lan eh ,
lr si gan phua si lang ho qio

Some day we go lim Lao Hor ai mai?

Gam Jit Buay!~

Anonymous said...

rockson, you are confirm the most steady poon pee pee lah!!!

dEiLLusiOnmE said...

Sianz... i thought why singapore so zai got homo show let u see in public.. where got the gahmen so ai sai? even pubic hair also cannot expose.. what more homo show... chee bye.. lomo la.. homo... but i think if got homo show u might win lehz.. show your horsey la ahahahaha... sure win .. no fight. .sure kanna alot of gay people who wants to know and get friendly with your happy horse hahahahahahhahaa

Anonymous said...

Bo bei zhao siahz hahaha

Desmond said...

As the Bee Gees once sang in a somewhat Beng-ish fashion: "You win again..."

dingdongbell said...

Hey rockson u realli lived up to yr name sial! U realli rocks! Ur my fav blogger in this blogosphere. POWER lah bro!

bitchbert™ said...

first time to this blog via introduction from friends....haha, you are really vulgar and quite hilarious! Rock on!

Ethanolic said...

freedom of speech! say what you feel..and lotsa profanity!

Anonymous said...

more post from you please. i am hooked.

Cowboy Caleb said...

Now I know who you are. Basket, should have guessed sooner. Next time just buy me a beer when you meet me ok? Dun act blur.

Anonymous said...

rockson, reali anot huh ur horse tat big meh?? introduced ur horse to me leh i am a 'horse trainer'.....haaaaah

Anonymous said...

Rockson, please comment further on the NKF affair. I have read your initial comments. I have also read stuff from:
www.talkingcock.com
www.xanga.com/skin.asp?user=BiRdYz
www.mrbrown.com
and a few others. Yours is the most vulgar. Let's hear you swear more.

Anonymous said...

Very Very funny. and very precise too. though most of the local slangs i do not understand. I like your political correcteness and your analogies and the way you put them across. i have never read EVERY article on anyone else's blog. yours i read all, and enjoyed every one of them. really perked me up. look forward to more colourful reflections and anecdotes from you.

Paddy Tan said...

I am going to visit your blog everyday to read up.

A new topic for you on the stupid nite ERP at CTE. No traffic jams at the CTE but huge major ones all around it. ERP works? My foot up the ass of those ministers that think otherwise.

LomoAddict said...

You can check out more about lomos from here:
http://www.lomography.com

Anonymous said...

very soon alot of places nite time will hv erp oredi leow. fuck lah issue more coe for fuck? nxt election vote time pls tolong saya lah. singaporeans banyak 'chum' oredi u noe or not?

Hid said...

wahlew. u sure got no time to read one la all your comments. wah your heineken lomo story damn fucking funny la can.

Anonymous said...

NTTL (ni tua tua liap) says.....
how cum you don't need to sleep one??????????
ANy way, nin bay suka!!!!

Anonymous said...

you r gd in telling jokes man...cannot believe it i laugh till i cannot tahan

Anonymous said...

Hey Rockson,you write so many topics and they are SEE PAY HO.Why don't you spend some of your chee bye time writing on the local S-League ? A lot of drama every week on the s-league.

Nabei---KNNBCCB

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