Monday, July 18, 2005

Sunday morning running for IPPT

Sunday I wake up early go and running to get ready for my reservist IPPT. Scared fail already have to kena burn Saturday and Wednesday do RT. Damn sian one, do the fucking Remedal Training. Worse is the Saturday one, have to go at 4 o'clock, by the time you doing their cheebye exercise, you at night also no strength to go and chiong already.

I was a bit tired in the morning, because Saturday night we go and drink at a few bar, make a few new girlfriend (got one friendly one call Amber, she damn chio with small round teh-tehs and she never wear the bra and the aircon was very cold, nabei I almost nose bleed, man) and get their number. Amber and her friends drink a lot, those girls, and after a while start to talk nonsense and kiss each other for fun also. I almost did not want to leave. But we go to a few not so clean bars because that fucker Raymond like to squeeze the neh neh of those waitress there, then I go his house to play a bit of mahjong, not enough still buy the 7-11 Tiger beer and drink somemore, drink until 5 oclock.

So Sunday morning wake up was very difficult, KNNBCCB the head damn pain.

But I have to run, cannot don't exercise. Nowadays the army got so many incident the nsman just suddenly die like that, and the MO so fucked up, many of them don't know whether the soldier is really sick or just bluff one. So I don't want to get any medical problem have to see army doctor, better try to be fit.

I wear my running short (the short kind because it is more windy not so hot) and my army tank top and wear the army New balance shoe and rush out of my house. Then I go and run near my place.

I run and run and run for 5 minutes like that, morning quite nice. The weather just rain, so sibei cooling. I thinking maybe if I train more, maybe can even get the SAF money, then can buy a few new things for my baobei car. Suddenly I saw this sibei sexy tan chio bu in front of me, waiting near a bus stop for a taxi.

Her hair was long, her eyes was very big, and her there also very big. She was wearing those top look like a big hankerchief fold into a triangle then tie at the back type and the top like going to burst liao. Her neck there can see her skin got bikini line. And her mini jeans shorts also the low low kind, can see the shiny kind of g-string peep on top, and her long tan legs come out below. She look like she going to the beach, because she also carrying a big beach bag and have sunglass on her head.

I see her already actually want to run faster, show her I very fit, but then I thought, maybe can beoh a bit a longer. So I stop and run on the spot near her, try to look like I have to do some more warm up.

I stretch here stretch there, turn here turn there, bend here bend there. I can see the girl very impress, because she smile at me a lot. I stretch some more, then her eyes suddenly become very big, and then she start to giggle.

I thought, hosei liao, I can ask her for her number because she look like she like me, so I smile back, and get ready to go and talk to her. When I jog to her, she giggle some more and her eyes look like looking at my legs.

I stop to look at why she look at me there, then fuck! I know why!!! My horse is sticking out of my running short left leg, he also want to look at her. No wonder feel a bit cold there! Must be in the morning I rushing and blur like fuck, forgot to wear the underwear! Hahahahahaha!!!!

I try to push my horse back inside because I don't want her to be scared (very hard to do this when the horse is hard), but when I look up she already get into her taxi and still smiling at me. Too bad, but if she live around here, I still got chance.

Lucky I never do pushup in front of her, or else will really look I am trying to fuck the floor.

164 comments:

i've just said...

hahaha... damnit... public exposure! ahhahaha....

Deedeedum said...

Zoon boh, your story real or not one :D

Brazilemon said...

brudder.. sure a not got so long meh...........

Anonymous said...

i dont think its real lor. any other girl would have turned and run away liao lor.. wait for u to high n rape them meh

Anonymous said...

The running was probably real but the last part is probably just a story :P

Anonymous said...

U r really a joker man .. wahahaa!

pAnDaR~ said...

cb la, damn funny sia... how can you just reveal your damn horse lidat...

lol....

Anonymous said...

XDDD as if the last part was real.

Nikita said...

wah ha ha ha..Damn funny...but last part don believe you...hahaha...neverthelss, very good funny story...kns !!!

Esdee said...

Wah liew! Really or not!?! Your horse can't be that big lah! Poor girl kenna "flashed" by you. Hahah. Story real or not still darn funny.

Anonymous said...

Knn, next time wear long pants or bermudas to jog la!

Anonymous said...

KNN, you tell stolly sipeh funnie!

DJ JT said...

hahhahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahaha

Anonymous said...

hey your horse got bigger than lim pei one or not...cb... every time talk about your horse.. one day we come out and compare lah ...machiam u got the biggest cock

H.A.N.D said...

li jin jia si eh sai sia!

AnallyAnon said...

True or not. I love it! (not the horse, the entry).

Anonymous said...

Lan cheow too big I think can downgrade . Go ask MO for medical board ! Hahahahaha

bEar said...

haha..big horse u have..rockson

grouser said...

the size of your horse, is truly impressive... *clap clap* peifu peifu...

Ms'Wenny said...

LOL! your blog is funny. hahahaha!

chloez said...

Rockson, I wanna tell you that my Mommy loves you! :P She laughs until she cries whenever she reads your blog entries!

Okie lar. I also like to read your blog. This recent one very funny! :)

Anonymous said...

Piang, laugh till almost choke.

min said...

wahah wonder y the girl never say so small... kiss my ass if it is that huge la huh...wahaha anw i like ur kl entries...

sleepless said...

real for not, its damn funny!!! haahaa....awh lau eh, laugh non stop

Anonymous said...

eh friend u never wear underwear or boxers to run one ah ? how can ur dick be showing out man ? hahaha but nonetheless very entertaining story....

Anonymous said...

confirm must compare already...your horse and my elephant.....

Midnight said...

regardless the blog is describing a real incident or not, I have to give salute the blogger for this entertaining blog. Either he has experienced this "wonderful" incident or he has alot of "creativity juice" in his brain.

thanks for this entertaining blog.

Anonymous said...

you're damn gross la.

Anonymous Hero said...

fake lahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Felix Ker said...

lol forever its ur horse~

Anonymous said...

Wah lau you is can leh. Everytime I read yr story I laugh until peng san hor. Those ang mo said laughter is the best medicine and if you carry on making people laugh you sure to cure many sick (seow lan) people hor. You sibey tok kong one. Got free must come out and lim kopi hor. Keep up the good work.

TraCia said...

u can really make my day.. in office already damn sian liao. read this can make me luff. lucky in office.. if not luff until dun have XING XIANG le.. haha...

horsey rider said...

yo bruddar, i was known to be a famous horsey rider...knn....how big is ur horse sial?can ride on it or not?? how you cm up with that LJCB name??? wat do u call a cheebye then?your mom?hahaahaha

alhnom said...

bloody funny la rockson! who cares if its true..it made me and my colleagues laugh! score la brudder! ;>

xiatian said...

Oh.. Gosh.... this is one good read for a morning breakfast.. i really choke on my egg sandwich from laughing too hard... :))

Anonymous said...

wah piang .. you are very the can .. knn!

early morning read the entry, luff until i pengz! now u make me luff until i got stomach ache need to go toilet liao ..

hahahahhaha!

sÞ¡ηηєє said...

*dies laughing in the office* all my colleagues read your blog.. and can't stop laughing! Way to go, rockson!

Anonymous said...

Funny how he talks about his long horse and yet when it comes to turning up in public, he hasn't got the courage. Amusing.

Anonymous said...

you are pathetic, resort to writing vulgarities to generate comments ever since your NKF entry.

Anonymous said...

i wonder if the girl you flashed at got read this or not hur hur...

his fan said...

"Anonymous said...
you are pathetic, resort to writing vulgarities to generate comments ever since your NKF entry.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005 12:01:45 PM"

rockson's style of writing has always been the use of vulgarities and profanities. i doubt you read the earlier posts?

and what are you? sour grapes? just because you cant generate comments the way rockson can is no reason to slam him here.

please... just GO AWAY!

Anonymous said...

wah piang eh... really cock man this entry... read in the office so farny almost burst out laughing lucky boss never see me vibrate from all that contained laughter...:D

Singaporean said...

You disgrace Singaporeans with your pathetic english and the abnormal quantities of vulgarites you have.
Please, Singapore is trying to turn into a more gracious society and yet here you are, blogging about your stupid "paikia" life and other explicit content.
Do you think you are very cool this way? I seriously hope not. Do you know some of your readers could be as young as 12? What are you exposing them to? A blog is for you to write on your life, not throw vulgarities like "knn" and "cb" and "horse" into it. Please, get a life. I know that some of the readers thinkyour blog is "funny" but have you have considered the faces of other singaporeans? People might think every singaporean is as uncivilized and as boorish as you.
3 words. Get a life.

Ah Tiong said...

bludder u hilarious... I link your blog from mine eh sai bo??

Anonymous said...

Hey there maybe you should use Google Ads or something to earn yourself a lil money lar. Ur site traffic so Te Kong.

Anonymous said...

its damn funny and fake..but nonetheless entertaining..whats with singaporean?dont wanna read such language then dont come here lo

KopiBeng said...

To singaporean
My friend you so great meh and you talk like you represent all Singaporean leh. Say it for yrself man and don’t put us into yr boat mah and olso what so gracious abt our society har - see what happened to NKF recently har, highly talented and educated ah Neh doing very gracious deeds meh? Please lah if you don’t believe in free expression or opinions, then fuck off mah. Remember no one ask you to come to his blog and if you are easily offended or outraged by his paikai language than please go and surf another site mah. Wake up lah - live and let live hor.

Midnight said...

to Singaporean.

FYI, there are many *R-rated* things on the web. Movies on couple making love, pictures of nude women, etc.

It is easy to prevent your loved ones from viewing these stuffs, you can set up a parental control software and block access to these taboo URLs.

We cannot prevent people from posting things that we do not want to see. But we can protected ourselves and loved ones from getting access to these stuffs.

PS: I do not think that Rockson should use foul language in his blog too.

P-PS: We should not visit rockson.blogspot.com if we are uncomfortable with the language used. For the rest of the people who find Rockson's blog entertaining. I think that it is harmless to read and have a good laugh. Just like what I just did :-)

Anonymous said...

hee... funny as usual...

i'm not one who curse but still find this unrestrained blog very entertaining.

eh... singaporean... loosen up! you sound like a gahmen's lackey... must follow rules, must be prim and proper, must excel, must perform, must live up to societal's expectation blah blah blah... in all true honesty i wouldnt want ppl to think singaporeans are like you... boring to the core!

BabeThePig said...

Real or not... it was a good one.

Von Nei Nei said...

Xq meeee i m guy n i like to suck big horse n my beautiful lessie friend just intro your blog to me wor. Its v fwanniii wor. I kept laffing wor. We also like to chiong lah, swear lah, siew hiong kee lah. Cunt ni na, read your blogs make me gu gu birdy hard also wor.

Anonymous said...

i was kinda moody over some idiot guy...but after reading your entry, it sure make up for my sian-ness...hahaha....so funny...hope my boss didnt notice me though..=P

Nna said...

*dies of excessive laughter*

Anonymous said...

mai xian lah! show us how big ur horse is first

::infinique:: said...

eh...wondering how u look like..yandao or not? or ur horse more yandao? hahaha...show ya pic leh..i guess alot more awaiting for ur pic..hahaha

Anonymous said...

I think he is just a big nerd. He didn't have the courage to show himself at that blog gathering.

TheLionRoars said...

WAH !! SURE OR NOT !!!

Luckily the girl smile at you, instead of yelling

" AH !!! HORSE !! HORSE !!! "

Anonymous said...

It's interesting to read your article. However it's also hard to understand the dilect words. Is it possible for you to compile a "dictionary" of them on your blog? Like a "blog for blog". So that readers like me coluld be able understand them better?

Anonymous said...

actually... this has to be the worst entry. i mean the previous ones were funny and refreshing but this is just... tasteless. amids ur vulgarities and "horsie" there is no content.

ok. u love your horse but pls unless you're gonna take a photo of your horse with a ruler next to it - stop crapping about it!

sasky said...

waaaaa... I think i am in lurrrrve. *swoon*

Anonymous said...

cheebai la, dun tok cok lah.. your horse very big?? NPNT!!

lonerr;;angel said...

nicenice..funny entry..made me luf until peng oso..hahs..
n to singaporean..get a life larr..wad do ya expect frm a 12 yr old dese daes? innocent looking lil kids wif pure uncorrupted minds? u sure is our of date mann..go out to da world n see wad it has turned to alrd..a 12 yr old cn noe more than u do..dun like this blog..dun read..

KwokSiong said...

congrats. you were on the papers.

Anonymous said...

Dua Kang Lah!!!!

Anonymous said...

aiya rockson, why u talk abt ur horse again? not funny la, change topic la. You talk abt garmen better, more funny.
n u update damn slow leh, wah lao, now tuesday already still talking abt your IPPT on sunday. You blog as slow as you run is it?

Anonymous said...

hello, i believe your horse is real one but my teacher she say horse got 4 leg ..... so when you stand up all together isit can see 6 legs : confused :

Anonymous said...

standing up, can see rocky got only 3 legs lah, 2 standing on the floor and one standing on the air lah.

emmy said...

your horse must've been really long!

Bluv said...

Haa.. i see tat u r popular huh. dun hv to work lah jus write for public can liao and earn peanuts fm them can liao.

anyway.. ppl r so curious about yr 'horse' and dun belive u.

so the magic is : dun reveal it!

it keeps the 'mystery' there and ppl will still flood in for your "gao siao" story.

only when u r going to retired liao.. then flash yr horse to reward yr readers bah.

Anonymous said...

Bull shit

pitch black lane said...

cibai lar dat singaporean ..
u wanna speak good english den speak to all ur speak-gewd-english frens ar .. nabeh ..

neways, rockson ..ur blog rocks man !! hkahka
i'm linking u up .. easy clicking for everyday reads khahka

fuck siahh ..farking funny .. neways .. i tink dat guy singaporean never go ns one ar .. he dunno meh tuff army guys talk like dis one !! makes our horse very big and makes us strong and hero ! wkakakaka

Anonymous said...

KNN SMLJ dua kee.. wa ka le kong NPNT la...

xialanxue said...

NPNT

Anonymous said...

hi rockson, i enjoy reading ur articles. the way u describe things is very funny, perhaps that is the way u talk. anyway i am yw and i have a lot of fun reading ur stuff, though many of them are nonsense, but some of them really express the unhappiness of singapoream abt gahmen.

keep it up, man with big horse

Anonymous said...

Brudder, you should have gone to the Blog Con , man ! Knn, SPG flashed her iddy biddy nehnehs ! You should have been there to flash your gigantic horse back at her !

Anonymous said...

That poor fucker singaporean got no sense of humor and trying to be a holy angle but ended up kanna fuck until one big hole Hehehehe. Luckily he didn’t kanna the Geyland Ah Beng from TalkingCock.com otherwise he sure kanna hoot by him.

Rock well done – you make my day.

Anonymous said...

Ok, since you posted this, you got a new name now. We shall call you:

TUA KI TAN

from now on, ok, Tua Ki Tan?

Anonymous said...

Eh Rockson,
Funny lah u! you're straight talker and doesnt mind a single bit about 'tio hoot' remarks!
although the story a bit far-fetched but the content is funnY~ definitely the talk in blogtown manz!

Anonymous said...

alamak..really so big ar...

Clara said...

Haha...your blog is real funny, but i have to give you some advice. Next time rem to wear your undies, otherwise your balls may just drop. Not suaning you, just something that happened when one of my buddies didn't wear his and ended up in the hospi. Gee... Jia you!

Anonymous said...

You are crazy!

Evie

Anonymous said...

hey, pulling a fast one like ala SPG and Kenny Sia? why didnt u go the Blog Conference, can see nehneh.. could be your tit against SPG's! I think you probably more macho than that fatso. u can also show everyone how big your horse is... lol... nobody would dare dispute abt it hor? all these poser dont think u measure up.....

Anonymous said...

next time wear those 80s bicycle shorts with luminous stripe at the side.

Mr.doodpar said...

wah piang.. ur blog si bei funny sia... but still ur last part muz b fake 1... LOL

Anonymous said...

wa u really damn funny man....... but can show your hourse not? really so big meh? btw i really think dat u r not an ah beng la. right?

Anonymous said...

Rockson...nice one ;o)

Eh singaporean! You are the worst singaporean man! If you are a parent, i really pity your children. You must be a really boring person....no doubt!!!

And if you are not happy with Rockson, block this site lah. Don't start a fire here! Get lost! And get a life!!!

Anonymous said...

u ever wonder? Maybe she was luffing at you.. "Haha.. so small still show off.. " Hiaks ;)

Anonymous said...

lucky you heng never got ask her "you saw my tennis balls?" ..... if not she answer "PEANUTS" hahahaha .... like what durai got hahahaha ... but different type hahahaha!!

Fanatigal said...

heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Rockson! its been a long while since u last blogged!!! i miss yoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu!!!cmon! blog on!! Miss u!!

Masked Avenger said...

Rock

you the man, enjoyed your postings, keep it up. We need more bloggers like you....

Just don't get caught.

Masked Avenger

hazEy said...

lol.. next time remember to wear ur underwear ah.. haha

Anonymous said...

Hello Rockson,

My name is Hanqing from The New Paper. There are some plans we have for a new weekly chat session involving bloggers. Could you get in touch with me, so that I can let you know more and possibly discuss terms. Thanks.

Hanqing (hanqing@sph.com.sg)

Anonymous said...

Rockson, don't sell out and lose your edge !

Anonymous said...

tua pao sian...wasted my time reading...yawn...

Anonymous said...

funny post. keep up with the vulgarities, it adds flavour *within these confines of course*..

sÞ¡ηηєє said...

wow lau newspaper also look for rockson liao XD!!!!! How come newspaper can publish the word ch**bye (even though it's a URL link) .... O__O

Anonymous said...

haha..

Anonymous said...

oioiiiiiii nvr see him say b4 newspaper bad!!i hate those reporter

wolverine said...

Ya la. Talk cock only. Your lap cheong sticking out long long oso dono. You say you bend here, bend there to impress the sexy jia boh, how can? When you bend an twist, your 'little pony' oso swing like Ah Meng from left to rite and back and front. How come dono? No more feeling? Y. U fark too much ah?

The jia boh smile and giggle becos she din see a 'horse'. More likely small like 'sea horse'. Oso shape like one. Beng kock lah. Hehe!

I think your mind kena fucked and conditioned by army sadist during your NS. They always say. "see that tree. Go fug it. RUN!" to punish and laugh at green horn recruits.

Anyway. Funny as hell. Keep it up. No! not your 'horse'

princessD said...

i think this guy like to talk rubbish and words from his mouth are shit...i dont think is funny , but u r disgustin and low class !

Naif said...

hahahahaha..nvm...my sis recommend for me to read ur blog to perk me up as i was mogging for my geog test..finished reading reali do help me to stay awake...hahahaha

babysnow said...

Rockson, someone bully me in your previous blog, can help me scold him?

Anonymous said...

stupid singaporean. u know how nkf tried to sue the newspaper rite? what happen? now all their shit come to light.
look what's happened to u? come act like u noe everything and kenna piah by everyone.
go fuck urself lah idiot. outside all these 12 year olds already know more vulgarities than they read here hor.

get a life and stop trying to act like some angmoh caopui.

Anonymous said...

Go rockson go! continue to blog more.. is really kan pua funny... when u toking about ur horse and wat u do to impress tat ger! hahaha

xander said...

if this story were really real-- word of advice for the brudders who wanna emulate rockson and run briefless, watch out for hernias. though no one should ever have to listen to the SAF doc or medic like me ...

Anonymous said...

Singaporean:

You cannot even distinguish when to use plural / singular for your "quantities", what right do you have to say anything about Rockson?

By the way, it's spelt as "vulgarities", asshole.

Dream On Beng said...

HI ROCKSON. CAN I POSE YOUR LINK ON MY BLOG? HIT ME A REPLY OK.

You sure feel like peng you the way you write. I am in a ang moh place now (US). Very Fxxk up place acutally. Buay tahan. I can only return home next year. Sxxk up deep down inside of me when I start behaving like them and lose my Ah Beng IDentity.

Write to you soon

Anonymous said...

Oi GONG GONG STUPID, you Tua Ki too?

-nightdevil said...

LOL! I LOVE YOUR BLOG!! dont care about those Anonymous who scold you mann.. got guts put your name or even ur blog identity lah! we need bloggers like you!!

Anonymous said...

u fantasizing issit? wake up lar brudder! lol

Anonymous said...

you have really gave me an eye-opening session on how singlish can be expressed great job! =) i anticipate more of ur posts

Fanatigal said...

hi may i noe if there is a chatroom for the Fans of Rockson? i would so love to go and mingle with his fans!

Queen of The Freakin Universe said...

Awesome!Totally rocks man!i luuuurve your blogs!Don't ever ever stop!

jane said...

your fucking posts make me laugh like siao.

Anonymous said...

Pathetic. Lame.

pingo said...
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pingo said...

your shorts damn cheebye short issit, like those ger kind ah

or issit your horse erect downwards not upwards one??? DE-RECT sia!!

Anonymous said...

Hi Mr. Rockson,

Believe it or not, you have now became the a daily topic, or should I say a star in our SIA corporate office, and shockingly, even our Chairman knows about your big name and mentioned in in out monthly management meeting today for ice-breaking.

Just a suggestion, our corporate team would love you read your comments on Mrs. Goh comments on the "Peanuts" issue. With the term "PeeeeeeNUTs", I am confident that you can some out with another humorous article. Looking fwd to it.

A little Fan,
Fan Wong

i8toomuch said...

Isn't it really uncomfortable running with a swinging schlong?

A girlfriend sent me your blog link and I must say that it made me giggle so much at work, my colleagues think i'm nuts. Hardly read any local blogs but I like yours. Funny. keep writing!

Anonymous said...

Is e part abt ur horse kanna exposed true? It sounds so fake...R u serious ur horse so big....? U went for plastic surgery har?
anyway if the lady really saw "it" and giggles...it means that ur horse is very small because that's what we gals r taught---dat if someone expose in front of u den laugh at the fellow and say,"eee...so small still dare to show..."
haha...jus joking la, don angry hor...

SINGAPOREAN said...

AIYAH NABEH ANZUA EVERY1 SO KONGKUM?HIS HORSE EXPOSED THE ZHA BOR STILL GIGGLING MEH?SURELY SHOUT MOLESTOR LIAO SIBO?HORSE SO BIG DANGLING OUT ALSO DUNNO NABEH TRYING TO BLUFF 3YEAROLD KID AH?

sÞ¡ηηєє said...

Ho seh la.. SIA chairman also know rockson... *die til peng* I think our chairman still dunno.. maybe later i send him the link ok? HAHAHAH

Mighty Mini Mouse said...

felt like a while since u last blogged. haha. or maybe i just wait till u do! love ur blog! hahaha. it's so bold n refreshing.

Anonymous said...

hey fake fanwong la

Anonymous said...

hey, plz update ur blog~~!!

Anonymous said...

Hey, got one idea lar, u go learn YOGA and you can suck your own hourse cos your hourse so long. Ha Ha . Kong Chio only lar. Me the support u too.

jane said...

I agree that your story contain a little of fakeness, but at least, ENTERTAINING . THUMBS UP FOR U.
I love vulgar guys. Rofl

Debra Palmer said...

rockson, you're the coolest. my mum and i read ur blog until cannot tahan. i even let my ang moh husband read....he dont understand half of it so i kenna explain..then he laugh. anyway, can i link ur site to my blog??
can send me ur pic or not?? u sound cute so i wanna see lah.

Anonymous said...

Hello Rock Son, that type of girl is really no good type. I think she saw already many many horse like that type, that's why she smile. If good type, really for sure promise U she scream and run already like mad and tell her mother, father and sister.

But, i think she ever saw bigger than your horse, no wonder she only smile.

You one day try lah... show your horse if the girl run and scream, than U can catch become your wife, gerenty very good one, 100%.

If police catch U, then U keep your horse for 5 yrs.close your blog. Then can start riding again after that.

Brian said...

Dude I love your blog!!!

ArtlessNYC said...

Someone just introduce me to your blog... I live in nyc, originally from Singapore, never been so glad that I understand Singlish!

As for your horse, "If you got it, flaunt it!" Some people don't believe, post a picture lor!

Lil Boy said...

aiyo.. dun say MO till like tat mah.. ppl study medical school 6 yrs leh.. poor thing also.. which bar can squeeze nah-nah.. lol never intro lor...

Jae Annie said...

Your blog is really entertaining! :-)

du5tzz said...

wae liaoz. Read liao nt stress le.. 1 am here still studyin for exams. funny entries u got..

Anonymous said...

Eh brudder, brace yourself against a hack attack on your blog by disgruntled NKF employees ! Hahahahahaha....

debx* said...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

Anonymous said...

your blog is the most entertaining one i have read so far and I LOVE IT!!! those people who bother to insult and belittle you about your use of language and vivid descriptions should know that they are being very rude as this is your personal space and not theirs. they should just go and get their own blog and whine away to their heart's content. one more thing, little "innocent" 12 year olds are non-existant my dear "singaporean".

J said...

I'm a new convert to your blog. It's hilarious man! Keep it up!

Anonymous said...

Weak. Very weak.

Try harder next time.

Denamania said...

your post a bit tua pao but quite entertaining... keep it up dude.

Paddy Tan said...

Hey, I like reading your entries damn entertaining!

Anonymous said...

Boooooooooooooooooooring crap.

Elizabeth said...

All the haters need to shut the fuck up. Jealous losers who can't get responses. But of course.. sitting at home with a thesaurus and projecting the image of something you're not.

I'm glad Rockson Rocks On.

The only thing is I don't see the novelty of this very funny approach lasting much longer. In the end only the sincere bloggers who either bring true content or at least show their core will remain heavily traffic-ed.

Anonymous said...

Big mouth full of vulgarities, you must be pretty proud of yourself.

Ranting Rock said...

Luckily she only saw your little horse. If she saw my dragon, I think she will be paralyzed for sure.

Anonymous said...

is that girl crazy staring at ur horse n not going to ride hhhhhhee heheheheh

Anonymous said...

3 cheers to "Man with the Golden HORSE!" Keep it up! You ROX!

Your blog is hilarious! It has become one of my daily ritual to read your blog in California. Never mind what others say but I think Singaporean should learn how to loosen up and enjoy a little laughter.

Anonymous said...

Wah Liao! Boy Ta Han! Regardless whether it is true or not, it sure really brightens up my day!

Your story always laugh like pieng! The 1st time I read your story on the NKF saga, I had this laughterless expression on my face that my colleague think I'm become siao!

Well done bro!

Wynx said...

Zun boh? U got how siao or not?

Anonymous said...

Where is the lup sup bar? Izzit near Maxwell Building there?

Anonymous said...

Hi Rocky,

I'm the gal at the bus stop. u're realli funny and cute. Unfortunately I was in a rush to meet my frens the other day.

meet me at the same bus stop tmr at midnight k? And I'll remove my "handkerchief top" for you to touch if u show me your "horse" again. ***wink

Anonymous said...

omg can i suck yr horse

Anonymous said...

hey, if your horse is so long how come it don't hang out of your short short pants? it doesn't count after it's hard!

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE FUCKING FUNNY!! hhhaaaa cant help laughing while reading!!

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE FUCKING FUNNY!! hhhaaaa cant help laughing while reading!!

Anonymous said...

yoz...rockson.....realli or nt ah???ur horse realli that long mehx???i dun believe....u wanna know how to make me believe???u can do it on the bed...hahaha....juz kidding lah...but entertaining....and the girl ah...maybe in the taxi cry liao...maybe in the taxi die also...laugh until cry thn die of dydration...hehehe...juz kidding lah...keep up the gd work man!!!

Anonymous said...

hey rockson...mi friend had post a comment on this site and she said that she want u to show her ur horse on the bed rite???i also want!!!maybe ur horse can help me expand mi cheebye...hehehe...and from the way u write ur blog ah...i think ur singlish damn tok gong leh...teach me how to write lyk that leh...maybe on the bed also...nacked...hehehe...while i am fucking wif ur horse and u are fucking wif mi cheebye,u can suck mi neh neh also...hehehe juz kidding lah...and keep up the gd work ;>

Anonymous said...

hey dude...wassup...i juz wanna say.................................................................................................................................................................................................................U ROCK DUDE!!!!!!man...ur horse can 100% win mi cheebye heart...hehehe...i think i gt see u b4 n wanna say that u quite handsome...it is lurve at first sight...hehehe....lurve ya alwayz...*muacks*...wanna make mi cheebye hole bigger until can put a watermelon inside???

Anonymous said...

Nabie,You write on alot of issues,Why don't you write something on the Singapore S-League.KNNBCCB so many KELONG, Get your HORSE to tame them lah. Otherwise the football standard willo never improve.

Another toolan ppl said...

ur horse so long huh! careful one dae become water hose n den need 2 wear long pants liao lah! else be "running out"... n got go race course OR NOT. horse so big, sure win one lah!
PS: can post A pic of ur horse or not... wanna see "it"

Anonymous said...

haha... funny story. loved it, really made my day

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hahahaaha... Rockson, you are really so funny, I want to get to know you can? hahahahaa....

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