New fucking ERP and Wednesday went Mambo

I sibei sian. On Monday onwards, drive the CTE go Ang Mo Kio at night will have to pay the cheebye ERP, pay until 8pm then no need to pay.

I read the newspaper the Minister of car, bus and road, say that if this ERP night time charge can make the CTE less jam, then the Gahmen maybe no need to build a new north south expressway.

KNNBCCB!!!! Of course lah! Better we driver pay the ERP than you Gahmen spend money build the new expressway, right? Of course you like! Who dowan?

Wait, let me calculate. Is it better if I build the north south expressway spend a few billion dollar, but the jam at CTE improve? Or Is it better if I keep using the ERP on the CTE maybe change to even ALL DAY cheebye ERP, not only can make the jam less (maybe only) but can earn the stupid fucker Singapore driver money?

Never ask yourself, maybe the fucking CTE the road design is wrong? Maybe got too many fucking entry and exit, that's why so fucking jam?

Nooooo! Gahmen never wrong one. Our design is the most best! Only you fucker Singapore driver like to drive on CTE dunno for fuck, make until our CTE so jam! So more ERP for you!

I keep thinking the new ERP charge I also moody, so Wednesday night I went to Zouk. Normally I don't like to go there, because the drinks more expensive and the music cannot sing along one. I can only hear the Um-zi um-zi um-zi. Maybe this kind of music must take some kind of special drugs then can like.

Lawrence said come lah, got many chio bu can beoh, many of them young young one. Sometimes they wear very little, and the skirts damn short, and then dancing that time they chao geng he said.

Fuck lah, like that also shiok. I got nothing to do, and nobody want to go kbox with me, so i said ok.

I remember when they started the Mambo at the Zouk my army friends always like to go. Last time got even more people, want to stand also no space. I remember that time how many fight I get into around there. Now I think back, don't know fight for fuck. Must be because KNN young and drunk and fucked up. Now where got time to fight, got so many girl to know and introduce to my horse. Hahahahaha!!!! Man who kena hoot by pipe can only sleep on hospital bed and not on girl bed.

When I reach there I see got a lot of short skirt young girls and ah beng NS guys and they play old music! I think is Abba, Wa lao eh. Somemore the people dancing look like the National Day dance-together kind of dancing. And got people sing the songs at the same time as dancing, every word also got one dance. Even ah beng will say is obiang. But here the ah beng all like this kind of music and dancing, make a lot of noise and whistle the girls. I remember I saw this kind of dancing before, inside a community centre, got those auntie and the chee ko uncle all wear cowboy hat dance together.

I don't drink much, because I thought later want to drink with Raymond. Somemore I scared I drink already I also go and dance this dance. But Lawrence the fucker drink until vomit. Cannot drink want to hero. Stupid fucker.

I saw one chio bu, she look like never wear bra (nowadays is the fashion, I like), she was talking to her friend say she just come from next door the Velvet, say got some homo photo show and got free Heineken beer. Fuck, got this kind of show I didn't know, free beer and maybe got photo of lesbian to see also not bad what. The guys fuck guys photo I not so interested. Nabei this Lawrence never tell me, should have gone Velvet not Mambo.

Wah, so brave, these homo. Go club and hold the homo photo show. Must be this thing I heard, the gay and the lesbian very angry the Gahmen don't let them hold big party in Sentosa on National Day, so must go Phuket. Then i heard those who no money to go Phuket they will make the August to be the Proud to be Gay and Lesbian month, got art show got photo show and got some party. They even got some name for it, something to do with they angry at the Gahmen, I think it is Sibei Toolan Month or something like that.

I think maybe the Gahmen too fast to chase the gay go Phuket to party liao, because they blame them for the Aids. Last time every year they have one big gay party in Sentosa on National Day, now look like the whole month of National Day also become the gay month too. From one party become one month! Hahahaha!!!!

I think people want to fuck each other backside or eat each other cheebye let them fuck and eat lor. Just make sure they got rubber to use, wait their lan cheow drop off, like a few of my friends who go Geylang fuck the pros never wear then kena dunno what cheebye disease. People want to fuck girl fuck guy fuck dog how do you stop them? Just give them the rubber, like the Army give for overseas exercise. Even army also know you cannot stop people from fucking.

See lah, now they go Phuket and fuck, and we celebrate the country 40 years birthday and the emperor's son first national day, together celebrate with the gay month.

The whole August become National Gay Parade. Hahahahaha!!!