Saturday, September 10, 2005

Nabei where is all this readers come from?

Raymond told me during lunch today, oh forgot to tell you that got many people read your blog you know or not

I said is it? No lah, only a few people like blinkymummy come here, I am just a small time blogger.

Lan cheow! Raymond say, you know even got the Strait Times say about your blog? And one magazine call Lime.

I am very surprise. I ask Raymond "jun or not? Cheebye lah, don't bluff me. Where they heard of my top secret blog?"

Raymond say his car forum friends show him my blog on the computer and got many people say they read. Even got print out pass around the office to read. He also say today even got one guy complain me in the forum of Strait Time. He say this guy call Airframe complain newspaper say I say fuck cheebye lan cheow too much.

Fuck man, say fuck in my own blog also cannot, still kena complain in newspaper. I got say fuck to him meh?

KNNBCCB!!!! If my English is not so fucked up and got so many fuck, I will sure write letter to fuck him and fuck the newspaper one. Strait Time so free got no news to print issit?

USA got the disaster call Katerina and President Bush, Malaysia want to build crooked bridge, and Indonesia got aeroplane crash...... but Strait Time got time to print letter that complain about my blog say too many fucks.

Oil price going to be high!

Mosquito is going to make more people got dengue!

Bush help the rich white people never help the poor black people in New Or-lian!

NO! The newspaper reporter manager say. This is not important news. This guy who complain about a fucking blog is more important news.

I also never go and say this Airframe guy blog no good, why he come here and disturb me? He is lucky I am now not like last time is a young punk, small small thing also want to fight. Now I am more self control because I got blog to write my feeling.

Use word to fight with word, don't use fist, is my principle now.

I ask Raymond eh you write forum letter for me leh. I dunno how to write. Raymond say dowan, he scared wait Gahmen catch him.

Raymond also scold me fuck lah why I use my real name for my blog.

Wah. Now I am a bit scared. Wait I become famous then NKF want me to do stunt on tv and use my gold tap to raise money for their gold tap how? My gold tap horse is big and long, and can do many stunt, hahahahaha!!!!

I also laugh at Raymond. You think Rockson is my real name meh? I tell him. Rockson is i primary 5 give myself one. Only my mother know my real name.

I call Lawrence the computer boy to tell him this, and he said he check already. Got one day during the NKF time my blog got people see more than 60000 time!!!! And another day got 50000 time!!!!!

Wa lao eh, quite scary now. I feel like I am in the National Stadium holding my horse and pak chiu cheng with Fiona Xie naked picture, and got the whole Malaysia cup 60000 football fan watching me.

Want to shoot also shy.

Maybe I should not blog so much now, wait kena more people complain me.

648 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Smell the air?

Anonymous said...

All scared of me oredi.

Anonymous said...

Wah lan. Rockson. I came late siah. Now I am 630 to give u comment.

Lub u r posts deep deep

Anonymous said...

We should focus on proxying the porn sites instead.

I can see nudity on the Internet, but I'm not allowed to blog the way people speak on the street?

What kind of double standard.

We see people cursing at coffee shops, but we don't see naked women walking on the street?

Anonymous said...

[Ephraim Loy] Here's my friendster a/c

Add me:

http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=2966696

Anonymous said...

Rockson!
No matter whether you're from PAP or watever organisation, you haf spoken up for current affairs in a hilarious heartland manner..
Well Done!
As for tt watever-lan-jiao-name-dude..
Everyone say his face look like horse. Since Horse = Lan Jiao, This EeePhlegm guy has a LAN JIAO BIN?
Right?
Woot! A walking DickHead! cool..

Anonymous said...

Rockson Takumi Tan is Singapore's answer to Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Anonymous said...

.While blogging encourages one to speak up - which is a good thing and what the Government advocates - there has to be a limit. Bloggers should be educated on ethical blogging methods to prevent them from inadvertently breaching the laws. Perhaps the authorities can address this issue, to prevent other such cases? It’s time Singaporeans took a responsible approach to blogging.

- Ephraim Loy, ST 15 May, “Bloggers must act responsibly”

So you want the authorities to look into this matter? Man,don't make me laugh.Why don't you start suggesting that THEY arrest every single person who uses a curse word then? So what you're implying is that,its ok to curse when you talk,but not blog? Seriously,I'm sure that every single living human being on earth has at LEAST used a curse word before in their lives.If you're talking about excessive vulgarities,then I guess you'll have to arrest every single ah pek in Singapore.Cause I'm sure that they have used lots of curse words.
so are you some kind of blog guardian sent from GOD above? We don't need no snitch here.Its not like as if some kind of heinous crime was committed here.This is not your first day on earth so why is it that vulgarities are so new to you?
And its not just Rockson and XX who curse and swear,I'm sure there are other bloggers who have used vulgarities before.Just how much is excessive? There's no way to measure it.I'm sure while you're in army,you've heard alot of people swear and curse and are you dislike them for that? Come on,everyone has cursed before in their lives and just because they have sweared excessively doesn't mean that you are in anyway better than them,doesn't mean that you can pinpoint them.You'll be having a double-standard here.If you point at one,you point at everyone including yourself.This is the way the WORLD is.Recognize it and accept it as it is.Putting an article about this in the papers blew this out of proportion and it was totally unneccessary.You got yourself burnt in the end.Was this all worth it for you? Having people interpret you as a self-righteous person? You've got better things to do like work on your own personal life first before you try helping others.

[Useless one]

Anonymous said...

nabei cheebye you go arrest everyone got zhou peng one lah kannenah! my fucking lan jiao csm use more vulgar word than everyone here. go lah! fuck his backside lah! kennenah small boy haven't do army kao peh kao bu so much fuckinghell

Anonymous said...

Hey dude..!! another pcs of nice work. I wouLd be sorry to myself if I dun leave a comment Zi Bai. It would be a waste of ur 'taLent' if u blog less thog.. =) I tink dat SiMi AirFrame guy might be a "G*Y" Tio Bo?!! If not y he so sensitive to ur KNNBCCB, fucKing etc etc ting? kekeke

Either :
1. He is jealous of ur fame and u man..
OR
2. He feels dat u r F**King him.. *oh yeaH!!~

BTW, how Y did he keep tracking ur blog if he dun enjoy u fucKing on bloG ley?!!
(Singaporean is like GarMen protected babies from sexuality worLd. Fix mind set, fix fucking position)



luV izo..

Anonymous said...

HAHA. plese upload more. your talk "rock" kan funny.

Anonymous said...

U shud continue to blog... I look forward to blogs cos wen im bored or down i read your blogs n i laff like hell... It makes my day... Dun stop blogging... U rawk (",)

Anonymous said...

Tiu them lar!!! knnbccb! blog also cannot. ....chao forum writer!

Anonymous said...

Yurk !!! why this XX short and Fat women here..yurk yurk see her face want to Vomit

Anonymous said...

ya. arg-gwee woman begone.

Anonymous said...

Nah beh, didn't go her blog also have to see her face, her name appearing everywhere. See liao also tu lan.

Anonymous said...

ya! as if we care if is her comment or if is her real blog. KNN buey dahan, gan si lang pai kua. lu bai lu bah!

Anonymous said...

nabei --
"Although the weblog uses such phrases and presents a lighter side of life, it may offend readers."
offend uh? dun read lah.

"Is it right to encourage teenagers to follow her style of writing to be popular like her? I beg to differ."

u tink teenager is gee na ah? of course we noe when to relak n say fug u and when to pull up socks n say oh my golly goodness me. respeck tnager abit can not? like read some vulgar then will like parrot start saying liddat.

"I then visited the website and, to my horror, most posts were laced with such vulgarities."

wah see fuck bheebye kan lan cheow horror liao ar? go watch villa wellness he get heart attack xia =>

Anonymous said...

Careful, Rockson, now that XX has invaded your turf, watch out for an animated gif of your famous horse. We don't worry, we know it won't be your real one; no decent horse will get within 10 miles of that KNNBCCB!

Anonymous said...

Rockson! you don't scared. If people use online petition to petition NKF boss to step down, we can also use petition to keep your blog up. That puki Airframe guy probably jealous because his blog not as popular as yours, or maybe he dulan coz he never fuck Chen Li Ping that night. So you don't worry. u got many supporters hor. But if supporters all smelly computer people from Comex don't scold me hor! Muahahaah

Anonymous said...

KNNB.. u better not stop man!! So many supporters here raving mad about you!

Anonymous said...

Rocky when you pak chiu cheng do you imagine that you shoot into her hole or face. If you want i can strecth open my leg and let you shoot too:) But your lan cheow might come out black black like my skin because im indian:)

Anonymous said...

KNN!!! Read happily happily then see that CB XX face here! Such an eye sore!!! Banned her leh!

KNN XX! Fuck out of here lah! Nobody even bother to read or care what you wrote! Don't taint this blog lah! Remove your comment lah! See liao so irritating!

Just stick to your own idiot blog lah! KNN! You really thought you Blog Queen ah? Fuck you lah!

Anonymous said...

dude/ are you for real? as in.. like do u honestly speak like this or are you doing it as some socio-satire on the nature of uneducated singaporeans?

Anonymous said...

lol. nice blog.

Pearl said...

Some people jealous... Fcuk them man. Speak your mind, hands up to freedom!!

Anonymous said...

KNN...that cheebye think he who sia...come and wanna fuck with our ockson...knn never die before..it's this kind of anal-ness that shows us that there's just no pleasing everyone...fuck him..he's prolly not been getting any for quite a while..that or he needs laxatives...you still the man,Rockson!

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, you have our support.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you Rockson Tasumi! Call yourself a true blue singaporean but still call japanese names? fuck you! maybe you are a japanese as your mother kena fucked by a japanese lan-jiao!
go and suck japanese little penis then!
you think u are the only fucker who knows how to scold vulgar ah...kan ni nay bay phua chee by!
fuck off bastard!

Anonymous said...

people like to call themselves wadever they want, you got cheebye problem izit?!?!

so wad u can scold cheebye words also huh SAMSENG?? i also can wad nabei cheebye you....

Anonymous said...

hey rockson! u damn funny liao! my fren told yr blog is damn good. yeah!150% hilarious...

i laughed and laughed till cry!

u rock man! keep it up n longing to see more of yr blog!

Anonymous said...

To all those who type good english and yet cannot distance themselves from prejudice - Shame on you.

To all those who can and yet embrace what it means to be free and thinking individuals - I salute thee.

Outside of Utopia, in this Real World, we are all travellers on the same boat. We all have equal rights. And on this netspace, we have the freedom of speech.

You have the freedom to speak out against us, but to silence us would go against what it means to be human.

The world is always wider than what you can see. Accept it, and enjoy it for what it is.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Fuck you Rockson Tasumi! Call yourself a true blue singaporean but still call japanese names? fuck you! maybe you are a japanese as your mother kena fucked by a japanese lan-jiao!
go and suck japanese little penis then!
you think u are the only fucker who knows how to scold vulgar ah...kan ni nay bay phua chee by!
fuck off bastard!

Friday, September 16, 2005 6:54:16 PM

**************

What about you? you are a bastard of a bastard. Your bastard father was killed by a gang of blacks fucking his asshole until he got disease, cancer and AIDS together. Then he stand up fuck your mother get all his disease then you are born from your bastard mother's asshole. which means you stinks when u were born. You must be handicapped cuz cancer people stick their cancerous hands into your asshole. I think u better off dead lah

Anonymous said...

u rock man! ahahaa

Anonymous said...

oi fcuk u lah think u so smart isit? dun even noe english well..fail schol exam ah..dumb dog..btw. bush richer n have more gf and more sexs than u lah so dun be so arrogant..

Anonymous said...

that fuck samseng jealous cuz he not as popular as rockson here. see rockson blog every post got more than 100 comment, that cheebye samseng whole blog is bad word and he think he like rockson already.

fuck you understand? u nowhere near rockson. go read his blog and u will know. like a vulgar low class cheebye 1 not nice to read.

http://singaporesuck.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

Knn, she dun like Sg guys say that we are cheapskate and etc...fuck la...her CB gold one ah? Let those CB Angmos fuck until her CB hole big big can la-kopi liao...fucking CB slut!


above taken from the samseng slut. he fuck la u count how many fuck he say in 5 sentence, and the cheebye gold 1 is copy rockson 1. COPIED. NOT FUNNY AT ALL

Anonymous said...

But Singapore gers have one problem lo...damn fucking tao sia! They think that they Cheebye made of gold lo...some even worse lo...they really CMI but still damn fucking proud! They really need to kena raped by Bangadash then they will wake up their fucking ideas!


ALL ABOVE IS PROOF THAT SAMSENG ACTUALLY WANT THE POPULARITY FROM ROCKSON AND COPY CAT CCB. FUCK OFF LA

Anonymous said...

I say the people vote and do whatever it takes to keep Rockson rocking.

Will some of you IT guys please make weekly backups of Rockson's site for him just in case?

Thanks

Anonymous said...

Please continue to blog. Your blog rocks.

Anonymous said...

wahahaha~~~ ur blog is damn funny.. bth!!!

keep it up! ;)

Anonymous said...

rockson ar!

i lub your CB blog! keep bloggin!

Anonymous said...

At least ur blog is so much better than tat 'xia suay' blog if u noe wat i mean HAHahahHAHahahahaa

Anonymous said...

please blog more leh. i like to read your entries all funny funny one i see liao laugh until fall down on the floor also not enough ah. LOL. dont care what the government say la... =x

Anonymous said...

hey rockson.. not bad ha, u got a string of strong followers.. im one of them.

try to post yr blog more often, say, 3 days once instead of 5 days once.

i like u coz u nvr touch on race/religion. nvr ever do that coz u r living in a multi race/religion/culture country....

but frankly, i really like yr recent USA trip.. its really funny...

u keep on blogging ok.. U Rock!

Anonymous said...

hoho..famous or notorious??

Anonymous said...

u got bring back pron?

Anonymous said...

haha.. the fucker.. some monkey who cant stand ppl who are not 'good boys n gals' whahaha.. go to his blog to c his face!!!!!


http://ephraim.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_ephraim_archive.html

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