Last week Sat 18 June, Lawrence and his friend ask me to go Sentosa at night to party at KM8 (call some stupid name like Summer of Love party, Singapore where got fucking summer?).
At first I tell him siao lah, at night go Sentosa feed the cheebye mosquito only. Wait get dengue. Even in day time, Sentosa is that kind of place only the ter-gong tourist don't know any better go and visit one (or their stupid Singapore friend no other idea bring them there).
Day time also nothing there, night time go for fuck?
But he tell me that now Sentosa quite happening, got a lot of party and got a lot of chio bu in swimsuit, even at night.
Dunno whether true or not. Last time I check, Sentosa only got one party. That one is gay one. Now gahmen say cannot liao, Aids is by the gay (sure or not?). So the gay go to Phuket to party and fuck each other backside and give each other Aids (according to gahmen). I hope is not this kind of party. I only like to fuck girl, not man. Maybe Lawrence saw the wear bikini ones is a man?
So, I take taxi to Sentosa, but I was a bit scared, because last time I went to Sentosa was by taking the cable car.
I never go by the bridge before. When the taxi cross into Sentosa already, I was a bit more scared, because I think maybe that fucker Lawrence sabo me by bluffing me. Skarlee make me go there, then they close the bridge and Rockson kena stucked on Sentosa ownself ba long long. Lucky I start to see many chio bu and ah beng wearing beach cloths walking along the road. And the chio bu don't look like man. That means really got party, the normal kind. Heng ah.
When I reach the party place, the line very long, lucky I call Lawrence and he come out and bargain with the bouncer to let me in. I think the bouncer see me also scared, thats why. Hahahaha!!! He lucky I never show him my tattoos (my kind have to take off pants to see one), or else he see already will quit his bouncer job, become insurance salesman.
I go inside, and see a lot of people all wear shorts and bikini. Some damn chio. But got some girls totally cannot make it, but still wear bikini. This kind of fucked up standard face and body still wear bikini. Please lah, guy like to see the neh neh bounce in the bikini when the girl jump and dance. Don't want to see the thighs and the stomoch also bounce, ok? This kind of bounce see already will vomit. Woman got a bit of hamburger on the waist is good, but guy don't want Big Mac.
Those chio one, I beoh a long time, and I can see they also beoh me back. These girls, drink a bit only all become very hiong. Must be at home their mother father control them so much, then they come out to party already, become Sex in the City. I go out with this kind before. Talk very hiong, then when see my horse (hahahaha!!!) and I chute my pattern in bed, suddenly these chio bu scared.
All this Sex in the City girl is bluff one, action only. Actually, the quiet girls is more hiong in real life.
Then I see the chao shortfuck playboy Miyagi at the party! He no need to work is it? Every day party here party there. Can see from his blog, he like to bluff young girl heart and steal their sex.
This guy must be very chee hong. He stand around with a very beautiful woman who is a lot taller than him. One look can see that he like her a lot. I think maybe she like him also because every few minute she hold his hand. But when she talk to her friends (one of them look like those Sex in the City kind), he go and beoh other women. I confirm Miyagi is a chao chee hong.
After I finish my beer I go look for the toilet. My horse may be big, but my bladder is not. The line also very long, and when I go inside the toilet, got woman inside also! Very hiong, this Sentosa party girls! Guy toilet also dare to use. (Or is it they are not girls? wah lao eh, now think already cock shrink, man, but cannot be, they all go Phuket already.)
I wait until they go outside before I pang jio, because I scared they see my horse will faint! Hahahahahahaha!!! Rockson very considerate one. Lan cheow never anyhow swing around! hahahahahaha!!!!
After that, I feel like going home because the party also not very fun. So what if got bikini girl? See so many already also sian. And bikini girls no matter how chio is no fun when she drink too much and vomit in the sand. Girls who is drunk give bad sex and they smell bad. How chio also no use.
The Sentosa music also not so nice, cannot sing along type. Whole night also line up here line up there. So I walk out and take taxi home. Next time got Sentosa party I also don't want to go already.
Before my taxi reach the bridge (it was still open, heng ah), I saw the big merlion, mouth open, water coming out. Dunno who come up this kind of fucked up tourist statue idea. Singapore is the Lion City! not the Merlion City!!!
Actually, looking at the Merlion, it remind me of the bikini girls who vomit at the party.
Face white, hair long long, head inside empty, and mouth open all the stomach juice come out.
