Monday, September 12, 2005

我不做老大已经很久了

Lawrence told me today, got many people angry for me because of the Strait Time letter. He read many blog and tell me one.

I said issit? I usually no time to read other people blog, even my own blog also never read, only have time to write my own blog then have to go and do other things liao. So when Lawrence tell me, I surprise.

Lawrence he say, wah, now you is like internet 老大 like this, your reader is like your gang.

KNN!!!! I fuck Lawrence upside down.

"Chow Chee Bye lah, 老大 your stupid head ah. 我不做老大已经很久了. Don't anyhow say this kind of lan cheow thing, can?'

Lawrence don't understand. He said, why? Quite cool what, got people say want to fight for you. Like you is their leader.

I told him, you is young, and you never experience this kind of thing before, so don't anyhow say the word Gang and 老大. You want me to kena let police play backside issit?

Last time, when I was young punk, I use to be very angry person. Any cheebye thing also use fist to settle.

The fella say us bad word: fight.

The fella say don't agree with us: fight.

The fella say good morning good night: fight.

I thought it was very hero to fight, beat people and help my brothers fight.

But two thing make me stop. One thing is because Singapore police hear the word Gang only, they will come and play your backside. Actually, got another word, Fuck Other People Race, that one also will make police fuck you until kar chng peet, then you fart that time got smell no sound.

The second reason is.... now when I think back, I still don't understand how it happen. One moment we is laughing and drinking at Newton, next moment dunno who make who angry, then they start to fight. Use chair, use beer bottle, even use handphone (last time the handphone is very big and heavy one, can use to fight). Yes, we last time yong dian wei kar tow, nowadays the phone very small, hit people already the phone spoil first.

By the time the police come, already got many blood on the floor.

One of the blood belong to my friend.

Actually, not my friend. My friend body.

After that, I never fight anymore. And when Lawrence teach me how to blog, I very happy because I can write my feeling here.

Anyway Rockson is not interested in going jail, because jail got no internet and cannot blog, and jail got no chio bu to make friend with. Worse, wait Rockson become another guy boyfriend in jail.

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Anonymous said...

Hahah... i remember that incident.. in Newton.... many many years back...when newton was also infested with all those bikers...who irritates everyone as they leave newton... U got so old meh

Anonymous said...

Hi Rocky:) I am a hot 18 year old Japanese girl:) Wrap your cock around my chee bye tonight and we will produce 10 bastard child's and i will make sure they will grow up to be funny like you:)))))

Anonymous said...

i've never seen a blog with so much comments...u r pretty good..:)

Anonymous said...

NBCB Ephraim. You got nothing to do isit. Fuck your muther CB lah, don't come here disturb my Rock Ge, else I see u on the street I surely Kan your Ka Cheng. Rock Ge you are the man. Keep it up!

Anonymous said...

Some people have accused of Rockson of being a Government canine friend.

It's perplexing as if he indeed was,why would he 'blatantly' advertised the link on his blog? Wouldn't be better to remain 'stealth'? You could argue and say perhaps sometimes the obvious would escape notice..a sorta reverse psychology.

Even if he was,the point is,his blog is entertaining and provide a light-hearted satirical view of everyday Singapore.

If this the Government way of promoting reading and increase the literacy rate..then well done innit?

All I know is I enjoy reading his blog especially after a long hard day and particularly when I relate to what he writes about.

'Kudos' to those who think he is a canine-friend of this government..now I got something for you to think about:

A man was staring at a soot/dust covered window on the 26thfloor. He is depressed and he's tired of his job.He slides the window open and jumps through.It's a straight-drop and with nothing to cushion or break his fall,he lands unhurt.
Why's that?


PS Rock(s)on!

Wake me up before you go-go said...

Rockson supporters, don't you think you shouldn't be idolising people? Think for yourself. Be yourself.

Be independent.

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Dearest Anonymousr Rockson Hater, it is evdient that your are Eframe ... Can you please stop being so lame ... it is so obvious that you are posting alll this for attention. Why don't you go and blog something remotely readable ... then at least people will support you as well ... but then again, with all your decrepit posting here, it seems that you have no idea what good writing is all about. Its not about your linguistic ability but rather the substance behind the words that you create. Apparently, this is all lost on you. I wish you well ... cos apparently you need more than the rest of us ... Thanks for the big laugh of the day ... Yup, u made me laugh harder than Rockson did for the first time ... perhaps Eframes blog should be "How to be an Asshole" hahaha ... You are clearly the expert *bows*

Anonymous said...

Airframe looks damn faggoty leh !

Anonymous said...

people are envious of your fame lah rockson!

i came across bloggers who 'kill' other bloggers like http://the blogkillers.blogspot.com

really lame...

Anonymous said...

I sincerely doubt Rockson will get banned since most of what has been said isn't even remotely racist. From a political standpoint, it does teeter on the tightrope but ... it certainly isn't defamatory. Have a good read, Rockson is simply saying what everyone has been thinking but never got to say. So I say congratulations on you insightful views ... of which Eframe does not have (no matter how many Presidents that he might have interviewed) Speaking of that, its just interviewing Singapore's President ... Why is that a big fucking deal anyway? It snot like you are interviewing Bush with pointed questions on Iraq or Kouizumi on his election strategy or even LKY on his thoughts on S'pore bilateral relationship with Malaysia... No disrespect but Interviewing Singapore's Prezs is big deal ... what kind of questions can you possibly ask? Errr ... So Eframe ... stop blowing your horn ... cos you really aint got anything to crow about.

fanatigal said...

Rockson!you have an army of supporters here!ignore those stupid comments made by people who doesnt loosen up and LIVE life!(too uptight maybe they will die younger?)anyways keep it up!(at least we have someone to voice our views for all of singapore!)love ya!

Anonymous said...

[stupid imposters]
i have to clarify some thnigs...

firstly, i am not so free to go and flood rockson's blog... it's an imposter... why would i post my photos when i disabled my archives? go figure...

secondly, i only post comments on my tagboard and i use my name ephraim.... but then again, there could be shameless people who use my identity as they are shy of who they are...

lastly, if i were to post on other blogs, i would use this account...

and if you really want to give me a piece of your mind, email me and i will reply you...

i am not so despicable to stoop so low to impersonate others on this site...

thought of the day: if a colleague of yours posts a comment to support you using a computer connected to the same intranet, would the ip address be the same? go figure... i don't have keep on explaining....

Anonymous said...

Whoever the poster above me is, Airframe still looks faggoty to me !

Anonymous said...

[ephraim speaks]
sorry... i'm not so free to argue with you... there are two sides on a coin... you have your opinions and i have mine... not happy? write to forum and complain lor...

this blog is just a daily account of my life and that's about it... if its boring then please don't visit... i don't care, really... if you think you can do better, be my guest... there are many better blogs and people than me outside... i never said that my blog is interesting... i don't really care....

thanks for your comments...

Anonymous said...

i am not so despicable to stoop so low to impersonate others on this site...

Anonymous said...

dear rockson, i am a fan of yours. ur blog is a joy to many of us. But pls think carefully after all these laughter stop. i have read singapore history and singapore police normally catch the riot leader. u might look like one in this case.

i don't know the government stand on blogging vulgarity now. i don't know u r single or got family. let's say government say blogging vulgarity is wrong will u stop? u don't live in this world alone(except for so many fans now), think about pple who care about u(that's all the fan/family). it will really hurt if u r in trouble with the law. maybe u shouldn't play with the law. maybe all vulgarity can be change to fruits name? is vulgarity the only problem with ur blog?

will we see a new rockson? will u still rock? i think i will still support u.

peace.

Anonymous said...

Haha, just so amusing. Someone who tried to act self righteous ending up kena bash by a quarter of singapore's population. Blog have to delete, photo kena spam, what for sia? to be self righteous? This teaches all you kids out there, if you are ugly and have a stupid hobby like interviewing presidents, kiang jiu ho, mai geh kiang. Not a pretty sight to have your kacheng gan by so many ppl. Anyway if Rockson really does get sued(touch wood), would there be a riot of some sort? I think government shouldnt mind having him around, after all, he is "Uniquely Singaporean"
HAHAHAHAHAH

-Note to E-howeverthefuckuspellyourawfulname-
Teenager parents havent complain yet you wan to complain. Dont stick ur small prick where it doesnt belong.

Anonymous said...

Now not popular and 'cool' to have gangs liao.....if u wan to be 'cool'...u have to jiang hua yu...like rockson..hahaha...rock on!!

Anonymous said...

fucker don try to show off ur horse and its lan jiao not lan cheow stupid idiot spell oso dunno how to spell wad an idiot eh one more thing if u dunno how to spell hokkien den mai spell hiao chee bye la u lan jiao kia idiot go home jiat sai la

Anonymous said...

guyz... give rockson some benefits alright? the contents in all his blogs touches daily/social issues which I'll be anonymous from if not for reading it at first..... the language use here jus based on everyday life as and what we interact wif our peers.. of course not so coarse la.. if some of you do not like it... please dun flame him.. just leave it as it is....

rockson, continue to blog... its certainly a good gesture to know and learn things happening around us in a true local way.. no great accent nor slang just typical local interaction...

jing said...

ROCKSON FOR PRESIDENT!!

Anonymous said...

TO ALL THE ROCKSON & EPHRAIM HATERS:

You KOK!

If ya don't like what ya see, just don't read it.

If you think it's too vulgar for your taste, stop browsing through the website.

If a DJ says "Panties" on the air and you get offended, change the channel.

If you like what you see, go back for more.

Brudder kao spider, Rockson. Brudder kao spider.

Lkk 1 said...

The thing bout the handphone is true..lol...but the news say 2 men go in court becuz of wad they wrote in their blog eh...kao...nowadays have to watch out for wad you wrote on your blog or else kana sue...and to think blogs are use to express our feelings de...

Jane said...

Complain letter of a hypocrite.

Saw this just now. Rockson is SAVED!! LONG LIVE ROCKSON!! muacks muacks kiss kiss \'V'/

Anonymous said...

Dont talk about gang la now the xiao beng all so hum like fuk. Kena called to principle office havent reach already shit on their pants not like our time like dat

Anonymous said...

rockson is a guy who writes unnecessary stuff. you might say its okay for him to write vulgarities and that we are wrong to say that we are against it. But our main point is that vulgarities is not Necessary. i.e. " Rockson you don't write really well, suck your own horse you cb Motherfcuker!" and do you think the vulgarities part is necessary ? no.

Secondly, i think he is a blogger who likes to attract attention. As everyone knows, blog = Internet diary. I don't think anyone of you would write vulgarities after almost every sentence in your own diary would you?

Thirdly, rockson doesn't reveal his name. If he is a person who likes privacy and doesn't like all the limelight, why do he keep continue blogging in this blog when everyone is talking about him?

If anyone of you fans think that we are rockon-haters, your wrong. Cause we are not interested in hating him and neither are we bothered to waste millions of brain cells bitching about him.

And if you fans really care about him? Why not face the facts, and persuade him to improve himself? Instead of saying immature stuff like " Get lost rockson-haters. " Thats being ridiculous, no?

Anonymous said...

ljh so retarded cant even count. Second to post he go say he fourth retarded child count also cannot count sad case.....

Anonymous said...

If u all dont like vulgarities then DON'T READ LA. Why u want to read then kao pei kao bu about the vulgarities?

Anonymous said...

[ephraim speaks]
sorry... i'm not so free to argue with you... there are two sides on a coin... you have your opinions and i have mine... not happy? write to forum and complain lor...

this blog is just a daily account of my life and that's about it... if its boring then please don't visit... i don't care, really... if you think you can do better, be my guest... there are many better blogs and people than me outside... i never said that my blog is interesting... i don't really care....

thanks for your comments...

Anonymous said...

why dun u put hit counter on ure blog!

anyw rock on la. =D

Anonymous said...

[ephraim speaks]
sorry... i'm not so free to argue with you... there are two sides on a coin... you have your opinions and i have mine... not happy? write to forum and complain lor...

this blog is just a daily account of my life and that's about it... if its boring then please don't visit... i don't care, really... if you think you can do better, be my guest... there are many better blogs and people than me outside... i never said that my blog is interesting... i don't really care....

thanks for your comments...

sunnybaby said...

'haters' pls juz scram somewhere else to spam or bombard people YOU don't like, cuz NO ONE gives a damn about what you say here. seriously don't understand why you people even wanna dislike him. c'mon, get a life lah.. nobody is idolising anybody HERE. ever heard of the 'gestalt theory'? read up before you come here and fart pls. we are juz IDENTIFYING ourselves (aka the real down to earth singaporeans NOT the 'act act' prim and proper 'model' type) with the way rockson writes, because the way he writes reflects another facade of us, typical homegrown singaporeans. (deny this fact if you want, probably you are juz TOO HIGH CLASS compared to simple and contended folks like US.) thus we don't find anything wrong with the way he writes. you want to be prim and proper? perfect english for you? no vulgarities? go read 'hardy boys', 'nancy drew' 'the famous five' or even 'enid blython'. those are in your league. VERY PROPER indeed. =)

Anonymous said...

I think that many of you would want to benefit from reading blogs. And opinions had been voiced that people had learn loads of things from rockon. But I think otherwise. Learning vulgarities is a positive? Writing broken english is good? If it is good for us, why are we paying so much for education to learn proper english?
Knowing where the latest bars and where you can see boobs? Well, you can see that from dozens of porn websites, to save the trouble of you going to indecent bars. So you really think you learn a great deal ? If you think so. Prove it.

Anonymous said...

[ephraim speaks]
sorry... i'm not so free to argue with you... there are two sides on a coin... you have your opinions and i have mine... not happy? write to forum and complain lor...

this blog is just a daily account of my life and that's about it... if its boring then please don't visit... i don't care, really... if you think you can do better, be my guest... there are many better blogs and people than me outside... i never said that my blog is interesting... i don't really care....

thanks for your comments...

Anonymous said...

[ephraim speaks]
sorry... i'm not so free to argue with you... there are two sides on a coin... you have your opinions and i have mine... not happy? write to forum and complain lor...

this blog is just a daily account of my life and that's about it... if its boring then please don't visit... i don't care, really... if you think you can do better, be my guest... there are many better blogs and people than me outside... i never said that my blog is interesting... i don't really care....

thanks for your comments... and remember to check out my sex drive

Anonymous said...

I am not trying to imply that vulgarities is NOT GOOD. you are not getting my point and it tires me when I have to explain. writing vulgarities sentence after sentence is good? Its annonying. ANNONYING. A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G sunnybaby. Its just plain Unnecessary. FULLSTOP. you have to admit to the fact. Fucking absurd indeed :D

Anonymous said...

Thanks for fucking here

Anonymous said...

Actually you guys know what? I think that Eframe guy is getting too much undeserved publicity because of all the arguements happening here.

Only rockson deserves the publicity, not the Eframe guy.

Anonymous said...

ANNONYING. A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G sunnybaby. Its just plain Unnecessary. FULLSTOP. you have to admit to the fact. Fucking absurd indeed :D

Anonymous said...

[ephraim speaks]
sorry... i'm not so free to argue with you... there are two sides on a coin... you have your opinions and i have mine... not happy? write to forum and complain lor...

this blog is just a daily account of my life and that's about it... if its boring then please don't visit... i don't care, really... if you think you can do better, be my guest... there are many better blogs and people than me outside... i never said that my blog is interesting... i don't really care....

thanks for your comments...

Anonymous said...

if you are not so free to debate to me over ur problem, you wouldn't be pasting all your comments right after all comments. You sure deserve the ANNONYING ASIAN AWARD!

sunnybaby said...

personally, the thought of benefiting from reading blogs has never crossed my mind. anyway, what's there to benefit? pardon my ignorance. =) off to catch a movie... byeeeeeeeeee =)
chill, life is short...

Anonymous said...

Eframe is a responsible blogger
Rockson only know cheebyes

Anonymous said...

rocson backside no wash

Anonymous said...

rocson mouth got worms

s.y said...

STFU already! there's no wrong with blogging aye? just FO if you don't like it here. no one's gonna say you're an asshole for not leaving a comment you immature delinques...don't you know how to keep your cool?damn...

Anonymous said...

To Screwephraim (post comment at Tuesday, September 13, 2005 7:07:46 AM)
"......Why not write in to ST Forum that people in the army use vulgarities too?.......
I would salute you then if you would do that........".

I very like these two sentenses !

Anonymous said...

rocson backside too itchy no medicine to cure

Genie =) said...

[If anyone of you fans think that we are rockon-haters, your wrong. Cause we are not interested in hating him and neither are we bothered to waste millions of brain cells bitching about him.]

if you are really bothered by him, then dun write here!go somewhere else lahz!also dun waste million of ur PRECIOUS brain cell thinking what to write here k?dun waste ur PRECIOUS time to post comment also!dun waste ur PRECIOUS energy to type those comments also, alright?

all you need to do is to, GET LOST!

[Secondly, i think he is a blogger who likes to attract attention. As everyone knows, blog = Internet diary. I don't think anyone of you would write vulgarities after almost every sentence in your own diary would you?]

hello,we people cannot express our feeling by using vulgarities?

anyway,how u know i used vulgarities in my own diary?
(-_-")

Anonymous said...

rockson backside itchy... need to put chilli

Genie =) said...
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Genie =) said...

shut up lahz! shut ur mouth! how u noe things bout his backside?

LAME ASS!

!@jean@1 said...

Eh tell u guys.. not happy.. dun read.. if read liao dun come kpkb

Anonymous said...

Hello PPL STOP already lah Can or Not! Not happy go forum lah. Hey Rockson waiting for your next blog...when huh...waiting leh...:P

Jane said...

Hi rocky, you can come to my house tonight and we will have a fun and great splashing time:)

YOU ARE A BITCH said...

CRAZY. THIS BLOG ENTRY NOT FUNNY LAA! ((:

Anonymous said...

rockson backson put curry powder.. remove smell

To all the Idiots out there! said...

You Idiotic scumbags obviously cant see that blogs are meant for

a)the writer to express his feelings... and given the right for every person to have free speech, he aka Rockson can write in any style he pleases! If he thinks his Horse is Bigger than mine~ So be it! Fug off and stop complaining

b)Light Hearted pple like us who just like to come into his blog to read the stuff he posts so as to unnerve ourselves after a hard day at work or maybe to fill up voids in our hectic schedules. We Read, we ponder on his words and we laugh about it. We discuss issues he has raised in an amicable manner and in a way deemed acceptable in standards set by our gracious society.

c)Pple like Rockson Flamers, who have nothing better to do but come in to the comments section and post all kind of bullshit and feacal like comments that have absolutely no valueaddness to this blog. But I do have to admit, reading comments like yours really make me crack up... Bunch of monkeys pretending to be smart...

So pls decide if u wanna be a b) or a c) type of person. Though i have something to say to those assholes who choose c) ===> KNNPCB MY horse is bigger than yourS! Fugoff~ Fugging Noobs~ All of u are Pwned by me!

However pls note that everything written here is in accordance to my right of free speech as an individual thinking being. Thanks and have a wonderful weekend.

Anonymous said...

To Anonymous (poat comment at Tuesday, September 13, 2005 10:00:57 AM )
"恐怕你已经把新加坡的形象给破坏了, 还是检点自己吧。少骂粗口,发泄不一定要破口而出。。 "


一个国家的形象是要由各方面表现所决定的 !!!

如果少骂粗口就能改变不好的国家形象,那我敢保证没有形象不好的国家了!

只有"特别有心"或"不是普通的笨"的人才会把有几个骂粗口的国民的好国家批评为 形象不好的国家 !!

Screwephraim said...

Ephraim, why don't you post your email up? I'm sure you'll have lots of entertaining questions. And since you love sounding so bold and righteous, that would be a very honourable thing to do (I'm not saying that will make you a very honourable person though, just an honourable thing to do). Instead of leaving stupid comments here to try and cover your ass (oops! I said "ass"! Sorry!), how's about taking up my suggestions to write in to the forum again to whine, no, erm...ask, yes ask, them about movies with vulgarities and what your counterparts in the army are saying on a very regular basis. Even more regular than the regulars! Haha.

Well, bet you wouldn't do it cause you know what a stupid thing you've done already. And like what rockson says, "lan cheow ok!"

Anonymous said...

rock-a-rock-a-rock-a-rock

Anonymous said...

ephraim@singnet[dot]com[dot]sg

Think twice :)

Anonymous said...

ephraim@singnet[dot]com[dot]sg">

Think carefully.

Anonymous said...

Rockson is PUIII

NuT cAsE~ said...

hey PPl not happy with him dun read lah...at least he can make ppl laugh dare to say and also an interesting blog with so many comments lor u all can be like him make a good blog funny enteries dare to say wad he feels and others meh...dun dare then dun KPKB so much lah KNNCCB...u all think say him not educated u yourself educated meh how good you are sure got ppl better then u one lah so dun KP so much if wanna read HELL YEAH!!!....rockson nice blog and funny entries like his style of writting and i do support you...all the things he said is legal wad so wad for scared ROCKSON JIA YOU I SUPPORT YOU!!!

Kaixin said...

Please Blog as often as possible.. coz ma eyes are burning and my soul are lying on my bed.. with the help of you blog.. i am a wake.. and am back to my office.. to my lil work place.. ="D

Cheers dude.. !!

Anonymous said...

rockson no backside

Anonymous said...

Hey Eframe fans, u all no life ar!!! Your hypocrite idol genna exposed as fraud not happy ar!! Sore losers. hahahaha... LOOOOOOOOSERS

s.y said...

haha! ephraim so ugly! still dare to put his jiaobin in his comment! LOL! JOKER!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for visiting Ephraim. Wise people. We love you all.

Anonymous said...

Rock it lar! since u cant say Fuck it anymore in internet liao! Nabeh! think liao also tu lan. next time want to say fcuk must apply for permit liao. gahmen should go sue the angmoh who invented the word "fuck" say want to cleanse the city! he must omit it away from the dictionary.

Anonymous said...

eframe put flower in rockson backside

Anonymous said...

hello rockson,

I am a great follower of your blog. Your spontaneous expression and pia kia dialect is funny, original, real and give reality a different perspective.

I have been enlightened and entertained. Please continue forever.

Jay the Man

Anonymous said...

wah! now become damn interesting!

now got 2 factions

one faction represents the feelings of the normal singapore person
fed up with 'stupid' policies and injustice

the other represents a high ideal, which tries to control and instill
a sense of value that he preceives is perfect

i think it would be a shame if both sides were punished unecessarily for their views.
because both sides have solid right and wrong arguements

it would be a bigger shame if rockson stopped blogging, because i like your blog very much

and also rockson's england so good, i think it is quite an important piece of singapore's
literary archive!

maybe the answer is respectful communication between both factions..

dunno leh..

Anonymous said...

i love you rockson baby!!! hahaha but some ppl juz dunno how to relaxxxxx....firstly you din do anything to harm the society or whatsoever. in fact all ur posts actually do have very insightful opinions and views abt current affairs :) might even help blur ppl to understand wats going on these days!! 2ndly i dun think that u're a real ah beng ler. hahaha maybe i'm being stereotypical abt this but i dun think normal ah bengs have the depth of thought like you!and you actually speak good english apart from the fact that u mask it with expletives and poor grammar :P your use command of the language is as good as, or better than any of your haters ;) so rock on rockson!!

p.s. those who criticize rockson for speaking bad english only show that they are extremely myopic and biased. who in the world set the law that ppl with lousy english are not allowed to blog????

The Unladen Swallow said...

Originality! Rockson, you're just fudgin' awesome. =D

Anonymous said...

Actually i tink Ephraim dunno all about tis.

I suspect someone who has a personal grudge with him leaves Ephraim's email add, photos & all these comments here...really dun tink Ephraim will be dat free or dumb to leave such childish & mindless comments.

Tis is jus to make pp hate Ephraim more & making fun of him, & tis person is OBVIOUSLY enjoying it.

Anonymous said...

IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE MORALISTIC BASTARDS WHO CANNOT READ THIS BLOG WITHOUT PUNCTUATING ALL THE COMMENTS WITH 'so obscene', THEN FUCK OFF.

I'm honestly appalled by the magnitude of people who feel that it's their righteous duty to determine what should or should not be read.

What the FUCK is wrong with saying lancheow, knnbcb, fuck mosquito mother backside and golden horse?

All these terms are used in everyday life. If your fucking life is so sheltered then by all means, cancel your Internet subscription because the Internet is a place of decadence. 94% of males are enlisted at the age of 18/19 to serve National Service. Throughout the duration of that service, they WILL be fucking exposed to vulgarities, obscenities, expletives of all nature.



So if you're complaining, you either
A) don't have a horse
B) have a small horse
or C) have an old horse that has no stamina

All the above don't have a right to talk. Stfu.

-Ron

Xtra249 said...

Long Life
Big Brother
Rockson!!!

Anonymous said...

Rockson you so good at making girl laugh they all sure let you remove their panties and let you put your horse into their atm machine one

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Anonymous said...

Newbies to Rockson's blog should read the following blog dated;

Monday, August 08, 2005
Go Marina South see fireworks

A very good blog that show's Empathy!!!Empathy!! Empathy!! for the heartlander's that will bring one to tears!!!

A piece with substance! good content and what I call pure honesty!

your mum said...

hey rock, dun worry abt e critics, haha critics always happen when ppl bcome popular....like CRAB u noe? pull each other down one...

anyway, those people have no life. or they live a sad, lonely, miserable, failed life to be even bothered with people who blog...

hais, sg ppl becomin more metrosexual but e ppl who criticise ur blog so gu-niang one, more like gaysexual lol.

i enjoy ur blog, soon ull pwn talkingcock.com haha.....keep on rocking!

Anonymous said...

hey this seems like a good place to publicize myself

lak rocks!

fudgito. said...

hey dude, your blog is so totally awesome. i have no stinkin' idea why some critisize this blog. it's so freakin' hilarious man. and so what? those vulgarities? we all use them everyday!! if you're not happy, just press alt+F4.

peace out.

titun*dreamer said...

haha you're fouler than chickens and ducks and ostriches and flamingoes, but you're blardy funny. rockson is a rare gem. for a rock, that is. hahaha

Lian said...

Hahaha. Like you very much rockson!

fudgito. said...

forgot to add on; atrocious english. xD

Anonymous said...

wah your english F9 standard. please do us all a favour and stop torturing us with your bad english.

titun*dreamer said...

ey dude, relac la! everyday bbc english very tiring one. i'm sure rockson is cleverer and betterer than most of us in angmoh. just tt he shy.

Anonymous said...

no such word as 'betterer'.
thas just damn stupid.

titun*dreamer said...

whatever you say! superfluous remark indeed. i shall not dignify that with an explanation, nor to better betterer. it's the best!

sunnybaby said...

whatever it is, let's juz stop giving Ephraim the extra publicity. anyway, it seems kinda obvious that some fools are impersonating as Ephraim to stir up unnecessary problems/troubles, and made it seem as if rockson supporters are juz talking amongst themselves. don't fall for these bo liao people's tricks la, it's like SO PASSE pls. everyone juz chill la.. =)

,the mat. floor mat said...

its his blog. why can't he say what he wanna say?.. can't u guys just let him be? freedom of speech? HELLO!

GODDESS OF VENGENCE said...

Freedom of speach my foot. This is Singapore, not America!

sunnybaby said...

and this is juz a freakin' BLOG aka WEB LOG on the world wide web aka WWW, we are not outside the parliament house.

F9 fighter said...

Do u ppl think his eng realli F9? u stupid ass. He might be someone from uni or so as we all know how knowledgeable he is compare to some of the ppl out there. ACT CLASS ONLY

Ra said...

goddess, then you should shut up. U are slandering. Lolz. Hush, mind your words. Or i should use Xiaxue's fans methods to deal with you. By asking you to get lost and dun critize. This is sarcasm.

Anonymous said...

Dun get Xiaxue involve asshole

Anonymous said...

Dun get Xiaxue involve asshole

RJ said...

Ya... if you guys not happy, dun come in, u r not welcome here. Stop making a fool of yourself.

JJ said...

ROCKSON ROCKS! every single one of ur post rocks man!

blueapple said...

Hey Rockson, I support u ! ;]

Caroline* said...

rockson....you truly rocks!!

Anonymous said...

HEY U LOSERS STOP USING ROCKSONS BLOG AS A FORM OF PUBILICITY FOR YOUR OWN BLOG OK MOFO, SO BUAY HIAO BAI COME HERE KAO PEI ABT HIS BLOG THEN STILL WANT TO ADVERTISE YOUR CHAO CHEE BAI BLOG HERE.

PS : SOME PEOPLE LEAD SUCH A PATHETATIC LIFE THEY FEEL THE CONSTANT NEED TO CRITISE OTHERS SO AS TO MAKE THEIR OWN MISERABLE LIFE SEEM BETTER. STOP ACTING RIGHTEOUS LA CHEE BAI KIAS

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Anonymous said...

well for starters, writing in a mix of hokkien, chinese and english is just so, well, what is that word? let's just say it sounds funny, but hey, everyone does that too, even i. so it's no big deal, no need to make such a big hoo-ha over such a thing, but, i mean, seriously, if that's what you're gonna write, then you might as well go back to primary school right? just look at this grammatically wrong sentence: nabei where is all this readers come from?

don't get me wrong i have nothing against rockson here. we have our own views. there is freedom of speech. but in the newpaper 2 days ago, 2 students from university were arrested for posting racist remarks on their blog. i don't see rockson posting such a thing but i suggest if he wants to continue scolding, he might try not to scold any big-shot asshole in singapore. lol.

oh and by the way, i like the way he writes, it's as if he is expressing his anger.

Anonymous said...

Yo bro,your blog is damn funny siah!!Oh but be careful hor..now unker watching u liao..dun post any racist or govt flaming stuff ok!We r peaceful nation n I believe u r too!

Anonymous said...

[rock on]
dear rockson and fans of rockson,

if you read the letter carefully you would not have missed my point..

as a magazine for teenagers, lime shouldn't have published the photo of rockson's blog...

the point lies with lime and not rockson....

if you have your views, please refer to the letter and reply and not flood this blog with all your unkind words...

Anonymous said...

"
[ephraim speaks]
sorry... i'm not so free to argue with you... there are two sides on a coin... you have your opinions and i have mine... not happy? write to forum and complain lor...

this blog is just a daily account of my life and that's about it... if its boring then please don't visit... i don't care, really... if you think you can do better, be my guest... there are many better blogs and people than me outside... i never said that my blog is interesting... i don't really care....

thanks for your comments...

"

What a piece of entry to challenge people to complain lor. Don think u remove this entry so we forget what you trying to hint us.

Anonymous said...

"
[ephraim speaks]
sorry... i'm not so free to argue with you... there are two sides on a coin... you have your opinions and i have mine... not happy? write to forum and complain lor...

this blog is just a daily account of my life and that's about it... if its boring then please don't visit... i don't care, really... if you think you can do better, be my guest... there are many better blogs and people than me outside... i never said that my blog is interesting... i don't really care....

thanks for your comments...

"

If you don't really care, then why you write to newspaper forum? You cannot write it in your blog? You want everybody to know this place sux more than anywhere? Or is it because nobody will to go to your blog and read your criticism?? Thank You for sharing YOUR OPINION WITH EVERYONE. For God's Sake!!!

EVERYBODY WANT FREEDOM OF SPEECH, WRITE TO NEWSPAPER!!!

Anonymous said...

老大你要屁股吗?

Anonymous said...

老大你要挖屁股吗?

Ah Toh said...

Nice entries, especially when I realise who, or specifically which website, is this blog paying homage to. Yeah, I'm a diehard fan of that website too :-)

By the way, you already know how to cover your tracks, rendering yourself virtually (pun intended) untouchable. I think I understand the underlying purpose of this particular entry. Nice!

Looking forward to your upcoming entries :-)

Anonymous said...

That asshole pic is back on his blog. For those who want to see how ugly and lame he is. Please refer to the following link.
http://ephraim.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

ur blog entries are funny

Memo Pad said...

Rockson, why do you have a young pap url on your blog?

Anonymous said...

Rock on lah,ur blog good leh,power arh

lancer evolution said...

mindless rockson supporters... guess that's y singaopore is this way......

Anonymous said...

Mind ur own business watever lancer shit u are

screwephraim said...

Ermm... I wouldn't believe that what rockson writes here reflects how he would really do so in real life as well. I don't think I'm the only one around here who has heard of the word "pseudonym", am I? The way he writes is quite a clue of his skill, not really something that people would think of as natural born talent. It's original, insightful, and satirical, and, not to mention extremely humorous. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of thought goes in before each new entry..

Blog on Rockson! And ermm...ephraim you're still a git..even with your photos up again.. =D

Anonymous said...

you stupid idiots.
This guys writes what he wants on his blog. He is an entertainer.We read what he writes and we either laugh or curse him. Nobody forced us to read or not to read. Rockson does not ask for stupid immature groupies to take on his fight or defend his rights. Just read the damn blog, laugh at it, admire it or walk away if you hate it. Just stop being immature about it!

Anonymous said...

Rockson rock on....

White Collar Gal said...

dun worry lah rockson...
that person too free nothing to do, if offended why don't he switch to another blog, take so much time to write to complain somemore.

Anonymous said...

LOL!!!

WHY SUDDENLY GOT SO MANY COMMENTS???

KNN WHOS THIS PUSSY EFRAME GUY?

ROXSON ROX!!! FARK CARE ALL THESE L J PPL THEY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO!

SEE YOUR HITS!!! U FARKING ROCK!

Seerious Seng said...

rockson worshippers, why so bo liao? you r the laughing stock of singapore oredi...

Anonymous said...

Hey rockson,
I was refer to your blog by a friend of mine when you wrote your blog for the comex thingy.

I certainly enjoy reading your blog... u said stuff that no one dares to say in the open.... especially in blog where everyone in the world gets to see!! so keep writing funny stuff but not sensitive issues stuff n dun stop....

Just a suggestion to those who are rockson haters. Don't you find yourself stupid to see rockson's blog if in the first place u find it offendding and you dislike it. those who read his blog are willing parties which may include u cos u made the effort to read it and comment on it!
what is worse, u revisit his blog again and agian to sieve for more chances to comment. As a saying goes it takes to hands to clap..... so stop all your comments against this blog!

Don't you find yourself stupid to pit against all his fans!!!! think about it!!

Anonymous said...

rrrock onnn! go ephraim.blogspot.com now! HE HAS REALISED HIS MISTAKE

Anonymous said...

hi rockson,

firstly, just love your bloggins.

i've been reading your blog for sometime now but i've never wrote you any comments before.

reason y i'm dropping you this is to inform you tht your blog has been featured in the Sept '05 issue of HWM Magazine (Malaysian Edition). Btw, im Msian residing in Kuala Lumpur.

Should you require a copy of the mag or if your prefer, a scan copy, i'll be more than happy to help.

just email me at popface@hotmail.com

cheers and keep it up.

rgds,
pop

Anonymous said...

heya! i love ur entires. they are funny and amusing. i think you're great!

Anonymous said...

hey rock on . =)

Anonymous said...

Rockson, I am your KL reader, and I support you! I think you should get your name Rockson registered as a trade mark, seriously, someone might do it b4 you know and take advantage of your populatiry. Get someone to come out with your own merchandice, you nonit to work oredi, you'll be very rich, act quick before someone does!

Anonymous said...

I used to be a journalist. What I can say about your articles is that they're all very well written. I can see the thoughts and the structure. I believe the grammatical errors and singlish are purposely made up. Well done, I'm sure you can write very well if you want to.

Anonymous said...

Rockson your alter ego is indeed priving to be a magnet. From your blog I know for sure that you're actually an intelligent individual and this 'ah beng' character is just a side of you.

Well done on your blog but as a 'fan', I would just like to ssuggest that perhaps you should refrain from using real names, for eg Fiona Xie.

It can lead you into unwanted trouble.

From what I understand even though the comment was made in jest and honestly I think it's funny but the person you mentioned..is not too happy about it ( inside info ).

I wish to see you continue writing but please do think about my suggestion.

Blog on Rockson!

WOO HOO! ROCKS! said...

Ephraim rocks!

Anonymous said...

Yeah! Rockson Chicken Soup for the Soul! I support you! :P those who dun like u, ask them dun read la~ duh!

Anonymous said...

lockson ,lock on!!!!! Yay!

Anonymous said...

Hey rockson,

its a really great job you've done poking fun at all the issues. even though not everyone might agree with your use of language, i think its a great way to present it, layman, familiar, and very close to the heartlands. isnt that how it should be? just like how the uncles that sit in the coffeeshop have loads to say about our society, its worth a listen/read.

keep it up!

Anonymous said...

CHEEBY KIA! DUN ACT HUMBLE LA...GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!

Anonymous said...

wah rockson! your blog so popular got chiobu post comments leh! ho seh bo!

etxy said...

ehhh rockson u rock sia! u are my hero! good that u turned over a new leaf. dun anyhow become chao ah beng again ok? u're stylo!

Anonymous said...

ROckson, forget about these lan cheow lang, lets go LSB!

sunnybaby said...

wow, the comments are stil rolling in. i ain't surprised though. =) hope to read a new blog entry of yours soon.

Anonymous said...

I am rockson..

xiaxue supporter said...

xiaxue rocks!

Anonymous said...

KNN!!!! Just saw her name and comment in the previous Rockson's entry and I orlady tu lan liao, then come here read also got siao lang mentioned that chee bye's name? Fuck lah, didn't go her blog also have to see her fucking plastic face and irritating name everywhere! Ki si lang!

Anonymous said...

rockson got wash backside?

diablo said...

airframe STOP being a juvenile vandal n flooding this comment box alternate rockson hater comments. its really childish, irritating n doesen't prove a point. please. Shut Up. ur being a friggin' public nuisance. if ur posting here, pls read this. thanks boy.

nabei --
"Although the weblog uses such phrases and presents a lighter side of life, it may offend readers."
offend uh? dun read lah.

"Is it right to encourage teenagers to follow her style of writing to be popular like her? I beg to differ."

u tink teenager is gee na ah? of course we noe when to relak n say fug u and when to pull up socks n say oh my golly goodness me. respeck tnager abit can not? like read some vulgar then will like parrot start saying liddat.

"I then visited the website and, to my horror, most posts were laced with such vulgarities."

wah see fuck bheebye kan lan cheow horror liao ar? go watch villa wellness he get heart attack xia =>

u keep postin this nonsense, u ain't better than us gee na. we noe when to say vulgarities; u juz dun noe when to stop being a nuisance. thank u n have a nice day.

Anonymous said...

To all those who think rockson's blog "simply no standard" or is just shallow, I think you all really (fucking) miss the forest for the trees.

To illustrate this, I refer to "Fuck man, no more President election holiday", in which he talks about the school he wants to "set up" to "educate" the future presidential candidates.

Among the list of things to be taught are "-don't anyhow ask question about Singapore Gahmen money". This is in relation to one of our 4 former presidents which did not get a state funeral. (which president huh?? most of you will be asking) I refer you to http://www.yawningbread.org/arch_2005/yax-444.htm
(a tad speculative, I must admit).

This is but one of many subtle social commentaries he makes about Singapore. Simply brilliant. Rock on, Rockson.

PS: to those who still cannot appreciate the powderfulness of his blog, seriously just FO.

Anonymous said...

do you all think xiaxue should be charged for racist remarks on her blog???

Anonymous said...

can rockson be charged under senditary law for all these political rants?

Anonymous said...

rockson should be wack 24 strokes and lock up with the rapists to put play his backside.

kureshii said...

hey, rockson, keep blogging. I could use the reading while overseas. And really, I haven't seen anyone's Singlish spelling so perfect before - sites like this are really rare nowadays.

Just try not to get into trouble.

corrine said...

http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=iocvolunteerpass7mw.jpg

Seriously this eframe loy is very ugly. worse still he is spamming rockson's blog with his ugliness.

You just want a chip of his fame, don't you. that's why you slammed him. we can see right through you.

Anonymous said...

wa... Uu boh? so many comment, ah! Rockson... why you only tok cok on singapore, malaysia also got news, ma!

Rockson boleh said...

Rockson is famous in Singapore. Some even say Malaysia.

serenah said...

strange that you are not blogging? must be really distasteful that everyone's awaiting ur entry...dun be put down by those unnecessary pressures..pretend it is normal i guess...
each word at your own leisure...:)

Anonymous said...

lol...it's so funny!!!
Will :)

Anonymous said...

a porridge of shit for rockson?

Anonymous said...

blogs are not allow to swear anymore. please visit ephraim.blogspot.com :)

Anonymous said...

cowards

Anonymous said...

no swearing here. illegal. tell ephraim then you all know.

Anonymous said...

This site will close down soon. Please don't come back again.

Anonymous said...

End of Rockson.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Wait long long. As long as rockson lives this blog will exist

Anonymous said...

rockson one day got aids then you know, everytime go geylang chiong and keep ramming your cock into prostitute cheebye and backside

Anonymous said...

Wow! So funny....got another up & coming funny "superhero" site here.... http://www.absucks.blogspot.com Check it out!! HAHAHAHAHA

sunnybaby said...

never ending.

Anonymous said...

FUCK YOU. VISIT ME.

mark lee said...

wah lau ey...b4 i post this comment, it had 369 comments...3-6-9 ahh...you lau tar ah... u lau u tah ahh...
don't worry lah, when u die ah, got many people carry Leng Tao and walk in the streets ah... you will be very seibin...no need to hide behind the blog.

Anonymous said...

He only said Lime magazine shouldn't promote such blogs wat, never say must censor what. Taht is you all never read his letter properly put words into his mouth one.

I think most people criticise him never read the letter properly.

I never criticise rockson, but I'm saying that you comparing him with Ephraim is besides the point. Ephraim wants to say the blog is too vulgar, that is his right, he doesn't need to produce a better blog to be able to complain about it being vulgar.

And what accolades you're talking about? You mean his pictures? Isn't blogging about putting up pictures of yourself? Then why you neh call all the bloggers in the world who put up pictures show offs?

Pictures count as accolades meh?

He put those pictures up for ppl like you to see meh? Who got so boliao do these things? Why yr mind so twisted?

I think you must be one of the spambots responsible for the 600+ messages on rockson's blog.

Anonymous said...

EPHRAIM ROOOOOLZZZ BIG TIME

,the mat. floor mat said...

wheres the new posts man!

RockFaceRockson said...

You're a dickhead. An
Embarrassment to the country, together with u other bengs, thinking you're so cool.Guess what? You're turn offs. Poor bunch of Pseudo homos. Get a life! =)

Anonymous said...

People who diss Rockson are dumb and just in denial that there is an ah beng or ah lian in all of us.

Why try to be so ang moh when your cock can't go beyond 15cm. Can bluff for how long?

At least when Rockson talk about his horse, maximum also 15cm maybe 16cm and still can chiong so not bad lah. hahahahah

Anonymous said...

Rockson is not horse, is frog.

FAN OF ROCKSON said...

UM.. hi ? even tho i'm only a sec 1 girl, i'm fascinated by ur blog. it makes good reading material, nicer than newspaper!! hahaha!

GO MOUNTAIN said...

im a sec1 girl. i think ur blog makes good reading material, nicer than those chee bye newspaper. HAHA keep it up u rock! no la u not rock u mountain!!

Anonymous said...

Ephraim no scold cheebye still can become famous. What's so great about this site. Go see his blog. Singaporeans should follow him example. We need people like him to lead our nation out of this rot.

Anonymous said...

Ephraim is getting handsome by the day.

Anonymous said...

CLOSE DOWN THIS WEBSITE!!!

Anonymous said...

you know what rockson, u disgrace ur mom. period.

Anonymous said...

Rockson is fakie. Horse fakie. Go read a book.

Anonymous said...

Rockson-followers. I see too many anti-rockson comments. And I think it's all Ephraim's own work. One against many.. Rockson supporters, lets mass comment on his blog lah!!

Anonymous said...

Rockson-followers. I see too many anti-rockson comments. And I think it's all Ephraim's own work. One against many.. Rockson supporters, lets mass comment on his blog lah!!

Anonymous said...

Rockson-followers. I see too many anti-rockson comments. And I think it's all Ephraim's own work. One against many.. Rockson supporters, lets mass comment on his blog lah!!

Anonymous said...

Rockson-followers. I see too many anti-rockson comments. And I think it's all Ephraim's own work. One against many.. Rockson supporters, lets mass comment on his blog lah!!

Mascis said...

To all Rockson detractors, go fuck yourselves and get a life. You are all just envious of his fame, and will never get that kind of attention for yourselves. Not everyone is prim and proper and doesn't cuss and swear. If you can't take it just don't read his blog. Simple as that. All of us (including me) guys are just average joe's who will never become as famous as him in the blogging scene

Anonymous said...

Rockson-followers. I see too many anti-rockson comments. And I think it's all Ephraim's own work. One against many.. Rockson supporters, lets mass comment on his blog lah!!

Anonymous said...

Rockson-followers. I see too many anti-rockson comments. And I think it's all Ephraim's own work. One against many.. Rockson supporters, lets mass comment on his blog lah!!

Anonymous said...

Rockson-followers. I see too many anti-rockson comments. And I think it's all Ephraim's own work. One against many.. Rockson supporters, lets mass comment on his blog lah!!

Anonymous said...

Rockson-followers. I see too many anti-rockson comments. And I think it's all Ephraim's own work. One against many.. Rockson supporters, lets mass comment on Ephraim's blog lah!!

Anonymous said...

Rockson-followers. I see too many anti-rockson comments. And I think it's all Ephraim's own work. One against many.. Rockson supporters, lets mass comment on Ephraim's blog lah!! Lets do it..

Anonymous said...

Rockson-followers. I see too many anti-rockson comments. And I think it's all Ephraim's own work. One against many.. Rockson supporters, lets mass comment on Ephraim's blog lah!! Lets do it..

Anonymous said...

Rockson-followers. I see too many anti-rockson comments. And I think it's all Ephraim's own work. One against many.. Rockson supporters, lets mass comment on Ephraim's blog lah!! Lets do it..

Anonymous said...

Rockson-followers. I see too many anti-rockson comments. And I think it's all Ephraim's own work. One against many.. Rockson supporters, lets mass comment on Ephraim's blog lah!! Lets do it..

Anonymous said...

Rockson-followers. I see too many anti-rockson comments. And I think it's all Ephraim's own work. One against many.. Rockson supporters, lets mass comment on Ephraim's blog lah!! Lets do it..

Anonymous said...

Rockson-followers. I see too many anti-rockson comments. And I think it's all Ephraim's own work. One against many.. Rockson supporters, lets mass comment on Ephraim's blog lah!! Lets do it..

Anonymous said...

Rockson-followers. I see too many anti-rockson comments. And I think it's all Ephraim's own work. One against many.. Rockson supporters, lets mass comment on Ephraim's blog lah!! Lets do it..

Anonymous said...

Rockson-followers. I see too many anti-rockson comments. And I think it's all Ephraim's own work. One against many.. Rockson supporters, lets mass comment on Ephraim's blog lah!! Lets do it..

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