Wednesday, November 23, 2005

$5k can don't do NS

Wah lao, I down there very pain like fuck, man. Should not have listen to Karen. Now I cannot even walk properly.

Horse pain can excuse army or not? Hahahahaha!!!

But I heard got some fucker siam NS only kena $5000 fine only? He is some world class pianist, last time go oversea to play piano, never come back to do army, now want to come back Singapore. Come back go army court only kena fine $5000!!!!

KNNBCCB!!!!

Normal people like this siam army sure is kena $5000 orh gong and the three year jail one!

Somemore he now come back to Singapore like is a KNN music hero!

Be world class pianist can pay $5000 siam NS and reservist, be world class penis can downgrade or not? Cheebye!!!!

Singapore gahmen is got one law for normal people like me and you, and got another law for the special, the rich and the got power one. You is world class pianist and you siam army now you want to come back see your mother father because they lao liao cannot fly to England, ok ok come back to Singapore we only orh gong you $5k.

KNN I got friend who run away from army go oversea study, their mother father die already he also cannot come back see them. Come back will go jail. Cheebye.

Singapore is liddat one. If you is world class pianist, or world class student, or world class son of world class father, you can siam NS, or can become instant General, or can even take drug no need go jail or kena hang. And those instant General can become CEO of gahmen company never mind he never do any lan cheow business before. These General never even sell cha kuay teow before, but can use eye power and be big company boss.

Some instant General can even become CEO of Singapore!!! Lucky that one is smart one, not like the gahmen company generals.

But if you is only low class chao beng karaoke king, or low class fail exam student, or low class son of no class father, you will do reservist as chao corporal until you die.

If I know can pay $5k to don't do NS, fuck man, I also go and learn how to play the cheebye piano! I will even learn to play piano with my horse! Can be world class world famous Rockson the Horse Pianist! Singapore Penis Pianist! Got 11 finger! Hahahahahaha!!!!

Wasted I am only Big Horse, and not White Horse. Army White Horse is got the best life in the world. Nobody dare to fuck with you. Rich people, minister people, and those bigfuck Colonel and General, all their son is call White Horse. Some of these bigfuck officer just because their son is in a unit, everything also special, and the PC all dun dare to tekan their golden son platoon.

I think they should have make me White Horse too. When my Horse excited shoot the bullet is also white colour one! Hahahahaha!!! I am world class lan cheow what! My horse is SAF secret weapon. Enemy see they will scared.

My horse is so secret weapon, soldier take photo of it and put on their blog can kena charged one, ok?

Want to put my photo on blog must write and ask permission from Mindeaf one.

Dear Sir

I, NRIC Number, rank and name, want to ask permission put the photo of Rockson top secret horse on my blog. Like this is for to make the Army moral more better, because the men see already will know that Singapore soldier got two rifle and sure win the enemy one.


Hahahahahaha!!!

But army dunno what is blog. You ask them also no use, they only know how to say no first. I read the news say they make the blogger ask permission to blog, cheebye, ask for fuck? Every fuck thing also must ask permission, people no need to do anything already. So I blog my reservist go and chiong the bar and fuck the chicken also must ask permission from you issit?


Dear Sir,

I, NRIC Number, rank and name, want to ask permission put the photo of my buddy and me go to the R and R and fuck the girls behind and in front together, and see the neh neh show. We want show that army life also very fun, not only shooting enemy, but also shooting girl.

Your most On soldier,
Sgt Rockson Tan


Dear Sgt Rockson,

Cheebye lah. You cannot post the photo of this kind of fuck thing because army dowan people know that their men go reservist oversea is do this kind of fuck thing. We tell the Singapore mother, girlfriend and wife that we give the soldier condom is for them use to put water in the jungle training. You want them to know the condom is so that our soldier go oversea don't kena any lan cheow disease issit? Nabei! We dowan our serviceman to kena lan cheow disease because our MO in the medical centre only know how to give panadol. Panadol cannot cure lan cheow disease one. Thank you very much your feedback.

Yours sincerely,
Mindeaf Ask Permission Dept


Hahahahahaha!!!

I read the Singapore newspaper say "Singapore army in USA is damn big fuck!" But the whole world news say "Singapore army soldier write blog and kena fuck!".

So Singapore army now is more famous for blog than for their Apookie helicopter, hahahaha!!!

But nowaday cannot be like old time, got serviceman die or training not safe can still hide from outside people. People is donate their son and husband give you to use for army training, you cannot anyhow fuck with their life. You see how long they hide the commando water training, only got people die then Singapore people know and army take action. Like this how you answer the mother father and wife of the soldier?

Fuck fuck fuck!!! My down there still so pain. Next time I dowan to listen to Karen liao. I like to see her wear her sexy short short bicycle shorts to ride her racing bike (she always jao geng and can see her g-string and sometime even cheebye!) but fuck lah, ride the fucking bicycle at the whole East Coast is damn pain for my horse.

Worse when I keep see Karen cycle that time bend down and her neh neh swing here swing there (she is like to wear low low tank top too) and her g-string keep jao geng, make my horse become harder than the bicycle seat.

Horse hard and ride bicycle is damn pain one ok? Lucky I never go and pierce my horse, or else after ride bike cannot ride girl! Hahahahahahaha!!!

155 comments:

Anonymous said...

OH YEA I AM THE FIRST THE GREAT HOLY ONE !!! YEA !!!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

321321

Anonymous said...

You are damn cool... But what to do rockson, face it, we are all no class pple... juz die here lar..
Like wat pple say can fall die cannot fall sick. the same theory applies...

Regards

Anonymous said...

yeah! im 4th.......

Anonymous said...

Rockson IS DA BEST

Fuck you man...

Anonymous said...

hahahaha maybe i should ask my brother to go overseas now and then no need go NS. Then when he's overseas go learn and play piano well. Then when he become famous i ask him come back and pay 5k. Then swee swee liao can enjoy life.

Anonymous said...

Where the hell did you go? Being waiting for ages... Thought your birdie caught bird flu, lol

Anonymous said...

At last upost...wait until neck long long...

Anonymous said...

KNNCCB...wait so long for your post.. but nvm...ur post not bad.. keep up the good werk soldier!

Anonymous said...

ooi... why the long wait man...

mkmk

Anonymous said...

f*ck u i dun believe u put a ring on ur horse. nnb u are entertaining but be realistic

Anonymous said...

finall got new post.....

Anonymous said...

number 14th!!!

Rhythmzlogy said...

I am no.15!!! Wow!!```Woo~~!!HOO~~!!

Yea guys! 11th!! PLz take sometime visit my blog if u can !!

Nice views on rich background's fuckerSS! Tehir chng kar made of diamond one. No matter how you kick your leg, will still be pain!!

Anonymous said...

the world is f*cking unfair. wad do u expect? we all have to accept this.

no 16th for me...

Anonymous said...

17

darren said...

wow rockson bro.. u using google analytics?? u are one high tech beng!

Anonymous said...

woohoo! 19

Rhythmzlogy said...

Try blog more also.. see you never write so much i very bored.

Anonymous said...

woooo no. 21...............WHO CARES?

xialanxue said...

He's back

Anonymous said...

nabei.. i thought u really go pierce ur horse sial... keep saying horse pain. U also damn lucky, can meet girl like karen

Anonymous said...

No 25 also good lah ...

Anonymous said...

lol ~ 26 !!

Anonymous said...

the rich become richer, poor become poorer

Anonymous said...

NS is only for ppl who cannot afford to go overseas la.

China is not the only place with 1 country 2 system ok.

Anonymous said...

BEING IN NS SO BAD MEH? CHICKEN OUT LEH WEAR RING LAH NO WANDER NS ALSO CHICKEN OUT WANTED TO PAY 5K. THE MINDEF BACK SIDE ONLY WORRIED THAT THE MALAYSIAN ARMY SEE WHAT YOUR MINDEF HAVING. SO WHAT SHOWING A FEW MPV LIKE BACK SIDE TO THE WORLD AT IT OTHER DON'T HAVE THE FACILITIES LIKE SINGAPORE ARMY HAVING. MAY BE OSAMA ALSO HAVE THAT OK MAYBE MORE ADVANCE TECHNOLOGY THEN THAT OK KNNBCCB. ROCKSON U STILL ROCK OK.

Wei De said...

haha...gahmen say no more white horse...

but I dun think so...I still kn of whitehorses...

only kn how to anyhow explain to the ppl one...sigh...

Anonymous said...

Good job man

DiDa said...

omg rockson! you're back and at it again! you always crack me up!

Anonymous said...

Fuck pianist a REAL loser.

JackFrost said...

Want to escape NS... better make it big outside or else don't come back, come back sure go changi resort. But if you are world class in something they just fine you because if they touch you other countries will laugh again, like write blog about army, after other people laugh then say what actually blog about army is good so more people will know what army life is about. You forgot to talk about the drug trafficker who is going to be hanged, and Dr Chee is rallying outside help to stop this "insanity". No matter what, unless all the important/rich people stop having children, the army will always have white horse!

Anonymous said...

the best!

Anonymous said...

YEAH TOP 40!!!!!!
My BF bullet oso white color, sometimes have other colors too....u hv boh??? =P

Anonymous said...

hi rockson can you share with me your view on the employer who owed the salary for one year and dont pay up. I went to MOM and MOM said : "it is like that one .., the boss drives big mercs also they cant do anything ?" nabeh...

.::: .: :.:. :.: ... ::: :. .::. .: :. ::. said...

wah piang. i sign on siah. lagi gong.

Da Froggie said...

Rockson, tot u kena arrested by the gahmen ..so long neber blog....

vincentsoh said...

bro, dun forget we are oso the faithful and loyal horse of SAF, it is just that we are wild horse, long n accurate like howaizer.

kk,no time to write further, maple time.....kill monsters better than watch white horse kenna f*** by rockson...LOL

Anonymous said...

I'm the 42nd! Yay!

Sir Azmi Ectorius said...

Muekekekeke....
Damn sian muz serve NS then go work in public sevifd....service i mean.

John YS said...

I want to be world class nudist oso, then nude for mindef army, make them puke then dun need serve NS liao, wahaha

Anonymous said...

rockson you better be careful
the govt is watching this site
don't end up like the other 3 bloggers

if you want to talk about politics in singapore you need to register

don't say i didnt warn you

Anonymous said...

Less and less of what I see in the past, oh well.

RUIYI ROCKS

Anonymous said...

ah~ waited so long for ur posts. post more frequently - and its also funny too.

Black Jack said...

sian.... my bank account only 500 dollars... 4.5k short of ORDing now...

Rhythmzlogy said...

Like the great Rockson said before: "The higher class become more higher class. The middle class become lower class. And the lower class become no class."

Anonymous said...

yours is the first blog filled with vulgarities that i don't find offensive, because you speak right to the point. way to go!

Anonymous said...

Top 50!!

Anonymous said...

Rockson~ Finally something from u.. start pak tor with Karen leow izzit, so no time to post in ur blog har?? please update more often can.. dun so "zhong sei" leh...

Anonymous said...

U go poke ur horse arh,wah steady leh... Go pak tor with karen hor,muz also not forgetting to blog leh,wait until neck long long... Nice entry,i no. 54 btw arh

Tee Hedge Bee said...

Why don't you blog more often and post shorter blogs??

More convenient leh.. Too long read halfway sianz liao..

Anonymous said...

55th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(T) (H) (B) said...

Funny sia..

Anonymous said...

Wah lau, your horse now become Ox. Careful ah, the ring collect germs like magnet (mayB from Karen) and sooner yr Ox will disappear.

Anonymous said...

WAH ROCKSON, you sergeant ah? I tot you only chao corporal. How you add extra stripe one?

Anonymous said...

ROckson got study one...thats why sgt.....

Anonymous said...

hmmm.. A levels just over ah?

Anonymous said...

Liew.. now then you update ah??

Anonymous said...

KNN, Sinkapoor piano teaching industry boomtown charlie liao !

Mr Lee said...

Rock on bro.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Rockson, write more lah, see so many people waiting to read you.

Anonymous said...

good stuff

Anonymous said...

Roger sector horse over and out. We got you loud and clear.



Alpha Horse team reporting in for duty sir.



Eee.. your horse so dirty.. no like that marble made white horse over there.. neh you see... so clean and shiny.. can see ur reflection in it. Must learn to be like that marble horse.. got a bigger marble to protect it. must learn to kiss it also. No need scared dirty .. cause is Clean .. Must carry the balls of the marble horse also

Anonymous said...

AYE

EVERYBODY DO NOT WORRY ABOUT ROCKSON

His blog is on remote. Government cannot track down one. If they want to trace. There is no lead on line for them to trace. Only thing they can do is hack in and erase everything,which I believe on losers does that. So don't worry.

Anonymous said...

stupid gahmen hahahaha wtf pap go papsmear la hahaha!

Anonymous said...

Those top 5 pp who post comments on rockson site after each new post, pls do the blogging community a favour, put forth some worthy opinion on the issue brought up by the horse and not simply get shioked by being the top 5 who first leave your comments....wah kor...like that also shiok

Anonymous said...

really wait till neck long.. pls post more often leh.. addicted to ur blog liao..

Anonymous said...

not bad blog haha #73

Anonymous said...

Been a long time coming ... but Super funny ... Ahaha thanks ... kepp on saying what all of us have been thinking for the longest time ... that we are ruled by an elitist group.

Anonymous said...

ya lor singapore law dam fucked up..famous people always get privillage if kena court case..in ns..in school also...all those wu lui ppl the teacher always treat them better..fucked up law here bias bastard

then all the ah beng like us people always treat us like shit. give us attitude in ns..treat us like shit..try to tio tai chi with us. i remember one incident my ah beng friend go kick one malay guy. then the malay guy go kao bei to the principal. then u noe what that fucker principal do? he go make police report just becos my friend is from secret society..if 2 normal students in school fight at most go see principal then kena detention class..but just becos my friend is from the ss he must go police station for fighting in school? what type of fucked up chee bai world if this? then at the police station the officer damn fucking rough with my friend..treat him like dirt. Also another incident i remember...another friend kena to police station for fucking lame reason lor..cos he put sharp comb in his fucking back pocket then police patrol car see liao bei song then bring him go police station..WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING WORLD IS THIS NO JUSTICE!

Anonymous said...

Me 77, double 7?

Wicked said...

ya la cb white horse do anything also can. We do anything also need permission. Like in sch go toilet must ask teacher. So bo liao la.

"Teacher you don't let me go toilet i urine on you ok?"

HAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

I remember during my army stint, we tekan one new bird who just joined our unit after BMT very chia lat. This is of course part of the batch culture which I also kena when I was new (but endure lor). Then one day, all the nonsense stopped when his half-colonel lao peh (i think is wear blue color no.3 so should be air force) came to our camp to visit him. Lucky this new bird take it like a man and didn't complain to his father, or else we all sure kena charge one.

Anonymous said...

Na bei !! 79 th place !!

Anonymous said...

wah lau, so now you and karen bfgf liao is it? damn steady siah.

damnit I thought you went to pierce! say what pain!

Anonymous said...

Rockson, take a look at this..might give u something to write about for nxt article, i suspect u lack of material cos now take long time to post hor...see this...Christian Rally in SP ~

http://www.photoi.org/share/upload2/1898260095/2005_stephen_tong_chritsmas_gospel_rally.gif

BlacktheSheep said...

damn it la.SG life is like waiting to die.I know better cos i see em everyday.These old ppl no family,no money,no health,nothing to do.Just like waiting to 'go' like tat.See already lao bak sai ah...

Anonymous said...

Why complain? You would think that everyone should be used to it by now...
I was in Vietnam recently and 3 different vietnamese told me the same thing when I said I was from Singapore. They said Singapore is the best example of a successful communist country, and that we are a world-wide bench-mark for communist rule.
How can you argue with something like that...

Anonymous said...

Must update more often lei.. ur blog so interesting.. Jia you! N i tink u r getting famous wif ur blog.. hoho..

Evangion said...

Be mindful of your thoughts bro. Later kenna F backside for slander. But I do agree with you hahaha, not on your horse but the views!

Anonymous said...

Dear Rockson,

In army got 'horse', meh? I tot horse can be found in the zoo one. During my army time, we no got no white horse, but got ppl face look like horse..HAHAAAHA

My Encik face look like fucking horse. Eyes like horse, nose like horse, teeth also like horse, but he can bark like dog!

Chow Liao!

ps: Some 'foreign talents' here olso told me tat tis country is like a 'democratic communist country'...

Anonymous said...

Chee bye rockson quick post Karen jao geng photo here leh. You damm selfish talk onli no action chee bye. Good things must let brudders share oso ma. KNN.

HA HA HA HA HA!

KWAI LAN KIA

Anonymous said...

READ ALREADY BECOME HORNY LIAO AH... LUCKY HORSE.. YOU DAMN LUCKY GOT KAREN FUCK SIA I WAN SEE HER CHEEBYE

Anonymous said...

Well said! I like the words "Mindeaf" & "Apookie Helicopter". rock-on!

Anonymous said...

Rockson, this kind of things happen every now and then in our country that's why people call this a fine country. Now become fine how I like loh, no standard one. If the king want you to die you must die. It seems like you don't know this old chinese saying meh !

decipher said...

wah rockson dude...u is not scared govt come poke ur backside for writting abt the pianist ah? keke

Anonymous said...

fuck u lah. don exaggerate lah. fuck this fuck that. go fuck dog lah

Anonymous said...

Eh, ni na hiah...post more often leh...also, post Karen's picture so we all know she's for real...=P

Limey said...

actually, paying $5000 to gov can be exempted from NS already lor. u duno meh.

Anonymous said...

u fucking lucky SOB. Karen muz hav been so chio and HAWT!!

decipher said...

so we reservist, can have pro rate? at least we served 2.5 yrs NS liao ma...keke

Anonymous said...

Wah lao........u make me very gian....can post karen's pics????
Aiya why u all complaint??? If really cant take it juz pack up and go lor....not as if the garbrament is holding you back....they prefer foreign talent wat.....meaning shallow shallow already.........

Anonymous said...

The MIW who unwittingly confirmed the existence of White Horses in the ranks has left to join the private sector, but the sickness remains. Who was it who recently endorsed the elite's special position in Singapore society? None other than the Grand White Horse himself. As long as he is around, there will always be the special privileged class, while the rest of peasantry put up with the sacrifices. Like that how to carry arms for the nation?

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha!!! rockson's back!!

Anonymous said...

Sorry, hor, Rockson, cannot laugh at your horse jokes when the White Horses in office are ignoring even the pleas of the Pope to save Nguyen Tuong Van's life. Not say I say, but this proves the bastards don't have mothers and brothers. They are just heartless scums sent from Hell to make life miserable for all human beans.

Anonymous said...

you are a fucking world-class blogger. pls don't ever care wat mindeaf thinks, if they can even think of anything worth your while.

all the best.

Anonymous said...

This entry Was Worth THe Long Wait sia... Blog more leh... yala singapore Gahmen liddat 1 fucking unfair

Anonymous said...

interesting how u didnt post for quite a while during the university examination period... might u have been busy studying? u from nus by any chance?

Anonymous said...

Rockson you damn cheebye. 2 weeks then come out 1 entry. make me come your site and press refresh until sian. Next time I spend more time to train my horse don't want to read your lan cheow blog liao.

But good entry.

Anonymous said...

hehe.. why ur horse pain??? we kena tipu or you kena disease liao O.o .. woi.. make karen ur gf la.. everyday horse hard nia .. 11 fingers la..

Anonymous said...

Haha....hope u have a nice ride,Rockson =)

Anonymous said...

wah rockson you confirm tekan from gahmen liao write this kinda lampa post..

Anonymous said...

wah...u like that not worried gahmen sue u?

Anonymous said...

The more-den law and supereme court is a idea-chim-inology support of the bu-chuaw state!!

Anonymous said...

oh..macibai...so fast got so damn bloody many ppl post comment here liao...chao chee bai...pukimak...

Mavis Ang said...

i love your ideas

Anonymous said...

KNN i think next time the white horse appear on in the SAF will be 18 years later liao. Reason is all the BAI MA's little horse is still young and studying in the prisonary school.

That is why MIW say that "lan jiao lar.. where got white horse this story! .. dont listen to Rockson lar!"

Anonymous said...

2yrs 6months became 2yrs, ICT from 13 became 10 and no more confinement week during bmt..we must thank white horse for the privileges!

Anonymous said...

go sell urself to changi village pimp and earn 5K escape ns.

Anonymous said...

National services deserter can come back to play music to the country, very clearly showing mockery to our system. We always take personal attack very seriously in our law, like someone said the wrong things or ride the wrong horse he will be severely punish. But someone has done something wrong to the nation we can only taking it lightly. How do we stand up for our country. M.Ali went to jail for not serving the country right? If you could recall. Now we shall sit back and think what went wrong.

Anonymous said...

u rock!

Anonymous said...

I live overseas. Don't like to read newspapers or watch news one. Read your blog better. Keep on bringing the news about S'pore gahmen k. That's y I work overseas so don't hv to pay tax. Heh.

Anonymous said...

Ephraim Still Sucks! hahahhaha

Anonymous said...

wah lan eh is the karen hot?

sÞ¡ηηєє said...

hahahaha rockson is back on track :)

sigh..on regards on the ns thing that's life in sgp i guess...

and pls... piercing there sure infection one.. esp u like to ride it..hahahahaahah

Anonymous said...

To Anon Friday, November 25, 2005 1:40:16 PM:
Overseas income brought back to Singapore are not taxable are now not taxable and less than 5% of Spore's population has to pay tax. Only GST hits people most. But then again, such overseas tax rates are so high too except for HK. so it makes not much a diff?

Derrick said...
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Derrick said...

"...difficile est saturam non scribere... ...Nil erit ulterius quod nostris addat posteritas, eadem facient cupientque minores, omne in praecipiti vitium stetit. utere velis, totos pande sinus." - Juvenalis

Anonymous said...

If only life was like that, fuck peoples backside until hole big big, buy them a 5000 present and carry on fucking!

darrnot said...

Rockson Takumi Tan, also known as Mr Colin Goh???

Anonymous said...

Painful to cycle at East Coast because of your horse? Don't worry lah, the gahment is spending $150 million there so you can cycle in comfort! Rockson very important one, so must spend big bucks to make him happy, and get his vote! First, they wil rubberise the bicycle tracks, so less bumps, less pain to your horse. Then they will have "comfort stations", so your horse can release the built up excitement. Forget Karen, lah, they will staff these comfort stations with the new Crazy Horse recruits, who don't even wear pasties to cover their cheebyes while on stage. See, the things they do to win elections?

Yun Lei said...

hey rockson did u read the new paper today..the pianist face is there...got others even worst than him..

Shanice said...

damn cool.....
heng... me gal no need NS

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...Friday, November 25, 2005 12:23:06 PM

"M.Ali went to jail for not serving the country right? If you could recall."

The greatest boxer didn't want to fight a dirty war for the white folks. I respect him for standing up for his idealogue.

Dick Cheney deferred his military conscription FIVE times! Don't tell me racial and class privileges don't exist.

Anonymous said...

I always enjoy reading your post. Keep it up, post more often ya?

You're Brainy!

Anonymous said...
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nannypoo said...

hahaha,karen is your imaginary friend isit?!please don't tell me you're colin goh!!!!over-exposed!

Shanice said...

i guess all of us need some sorta imaginary friends sometimes.....
LOL.....Rockson always day dream girls jao geng only lah........
and
SAF sucks big time....they just give big money to cover deaths or "Accidents" tat happen in camp the millitary police also pa-ka with SAF one....the police force also help each other one......Dunno how many ns guys commit sucide liao lor, no one knows right?
NB!!!! PAP......nabei virgin -white gahmen!

Geek In Pink said...

that is wickedly funny lor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wahahahahhahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Rockson, go on write something that will help to improve the life of our people be it critic or trifle, cos many people like your blogs. Just only, our garment said old people shouldn't stay in the house,so to avoid boredom. They should come out move around, do social work, drink coffee with friends, all sounded very good and care, but the costs of doing these thing are so high, old people got no income, how to buy coffee and pay transports fares ? What priviledge old people enjoy, bus fares consession also must have time restriction. Bring grandchild to school also problem, worst still go town see see look look also must look out for the time or pay full fares. Who cares about these things, no body, but always tell people you must eat well and exercise to keep healthy. But food so expensive and no spare time for exercise, garment say your par sal.

Anonymous said...

3 words..14 letters..1 meaning..SINGAPORE SUCKS

Anonymous said...

2**********

Anonymous said...

yah lor spore liddat one, fucking lan cheow white horse they give the good condom, so my buffalo can fit,,,

ur small pony horse, they buy u the cheap cheap one from mamak store,,,made in chua chu kang one.

then i remember the fucking officer hor, they issue the condom, got rank one. the condom got the crab

of course i only NCO lah...master sargeant got so many stripes cannot fit on the condom.

my buffalo want to fight ur horse. Wan to challen or not?

Anonymous said...

you seemst o love using fuck words leh can fuck my boy virgin backside ur horse soo pwoerful manz ahhaa

Anonymous said...

What ever happened to the case of test drive accident? Is that muthafucker going to jail?

Anonymous said...

We heartlanders are 2nd class citizens in Singapore...

Anonymous said...

Singapore sucks motherfucking lao lee's cock, I wanna wait till he die get vacation better. Then maybe army will also reduce, cuz lao lee die, no wan interested in attack sg liao. moreover 1 nuclear bomb , what can our fucktub rapier do? lick the nuclear bomb cock only, and that cock still destroy all of sg, batam, jb, bintan, sarawak, java, bali and galumpor.
fuck lah, army wat fuck? proud to sg dogs lancheow wei, everytime national day, standup your cock and cheebye. suck our money dry, proud of sg, fuck your mother pua cheebye!

Anonymous said...

comment on derrick's comment on Nov 25, 10:52pm:

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Anonymous said...

haha ya what you said seems to be the case.. but then again you must keep in mind that currently s'pore has a really philistine adult population.. any people or objects which can help spruce up the local arts scene would definitely be much cherished. it seems unfair and all that, but then again, do you think everyone has the ability to be a pianist? some want pay $5k also can't be pianist.. c'est la vie, as they say.

Anonymous said...

i really enjoy reading your blog, damn entertaining! BTW, here's my 2 cents' worth : to become a famous pianist, u have to get ur education overseas, groomed by other famous teachers/ pianists in other c'try? there is no way for him if he remained here.spore's education(o/a levels, NUS etc) doesnt support his interest. so, for melvyn to make his name n our c'try's name in the classical music world known...i think our govt must pay him the 5K back. let the brilliant person who carried out the idea of changing the name of marina bay to marina bay do melvyn's 2.5 yrs of NS instead. put him to gd use for once at least!!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

oi, siao eh, show some karen pang-pua-liap pics leh.

Anonymous said...

To quote annonymous:

there is no way for him if he remained here.spore's education(o/a levels, NUS etc) doesnt support his interest.

Very well said, I agree absolutely.

Sexual Innuendo said...

That's life of a "non-elitist" here. Sighz.

putitthisway said...

Young man, take care lar... if not next time cannot up the karen char boh.......

Anonymous said...

His only mistake was to be born a Singaporean....but he nevah got enjoy all de Singapore benefits mah. Like HDB flat, flee secondary school education, Singapore shares. But he at least world class pianist and Singapore can claim him as a son adopted by another country. So to me $5k orh gong is fair. The real bread is whether FT who r not world class should be given Singapore PR/citizenship w/o doing NS when of age...if cannot help but do dis becos Spore peeple not doing enough to reproduce dammselves then at least give more recognition to dose who do NS wat? Now hardly any differeence between the two where benefits r concerned...

Elvina aka LaoNiang said...

Life is unfair. It sucks but nobody can do anything. In Singapore, the govt's word is law.

We, the abiding citizens of Singapore
Pledge ourselves as one petrified nation
Regardless of sex, vulgar language or sexual orientation
To build a mindless society
Based on fear and inequality
So as to achieve derision, embarrassment,and insults for our nation.

Anonymous said...

Yay! 160th On THE DOT! Woohoo!!!

Anonymous said...

wah.. i fall in love you liao rockson!! hahah.. but not your horse hor.. hahaha.. next time make sure u dun kana tekan by msian police then they make you horse jump!!! hahahahahaha...

Anonymous said...

Rockson, rockson, quick write about the PR stunt that deserter is pulling. He backed out of his concert and all...he must have the best PR company working for him. First Rule: Know your public that is everyone who went to NS or loves someone who went NS (hey thats all of us rite, your BF, bro, father, husband) Second rule: Appease the idiots...
Third Rule: Still free from Jail in big posh house

Anonymous said...

Hey.. Can i call you Singapore's very own Russel Peter?..hahaha
you are good man

Anonymous said...

NaBeh~!!!
LimBeh WASTED my 2 fucking years in that fucking 'Mindeaf', doing fucking dunno what for the fucking good of our nation ... and I could just siam NS by paying gahmen 5 fucking K !?!?

That pianist is fucking smart "Here's 5000, let's just forget about the whole deal, ok?"

FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!!!!!
I feel so STUPID to served that fucking NS.

Anonymous said...

fucking good post. YOU GO BRO

Anonymous said...

lol..I am the next time who heck care the army