$5k can don't do NS

Wah lao, I down there very pain like fuck, man. Should not have listen to Karen. Now I cannot even walk properly.

Horse pain can excuse army or not? Hahahahaha!!!

But I heard got some fucker siam NS only kena $5000 fine only? He is some world class pianist, last time go oversea to play piano, never come back to do army, now want to come back Singapore. Come back go army court only kena fine $5000!!!!

KNNBCCB!!!!

Normal people like this siam army sure is kena $5000 orh gong and the three year jail one!

Somemore he now come back to Singapore like is a KNN music hero!

Be world class pianist can pay $5000 siam NS and reservist, be world class penis can downgrade or not? Cheebye!!!!

Singapore gahmen is got one law for normal people like me and you, and got another law for the special, the rich and the got power one. You is world class pianist and you siam army now you want to come back see your mother father because they lao liao cannot fly to England, ok ok come back to Singapore we only orh gong you $5k.

KNN I got friend who run away from army go oversea study, their mother father die already he also cannot come back see them. Come back will go jail. Cheebye.

Singapore is liddat one. If you is world class pianist, or world class student, or world class son of world class father, you can siam NS, or can become instant General, or can even take drug no need go jail or kena hang. And those instant General can become CEO of gahmen company never mind he never do any lan cheow business before. These General never even sell cha kuay teow before, but can use eye power and be big company boss.

Some instant General can even become CEO of Singapore!!! Lucky that one is smart one, not like the gahmen company generals.

But if you is only low class chao beng karaoke king, or low class fail exam student, or low class son of no class father, you will do reservist as chao corporal until you die.

If I know can pay $5k to don't do NS, fuck man, I also go and learn how to play the cheebye piano! I will even learn to play piano with my horse! Can be world class world famous Rockson the Horse Pianist! Singapore Penis Pianist! Got 11 finger! Hahahahahaha!!!!

Wasted I am only Big Horse, and not White Horse. Army White Horse is got the best life in the world. Nobody dare to fuck with you. Rich people, minister people, and those bigfuck Colonel and General, all their son is call White Horse. Some of these bigfuck officer just because their son is in a unit, everything also special, and the PC all dun dare to tekan their golden son platoon.

I think they should have make me White Horse too. When my Horse excited shoot the bullet is also white colour one! Hahahahaha!!! I am world class lan cheow what! My horse is SAF secret weapon. Enemy see they will scared.

My horse is so secret weapon, soldier take photo of it and put on their blog can kena charged one, ok?

Want to put my photo on blog must write and ask permission from Mindeaf one.

Dear Sir

I, NRIC Number, rank and name, want to ask permission put the photo of Rockson top secret horse on my blog. Like this is for to make the Army moral more better, because the men see already will know that Singapore soldier got two rifle and sure win the enemy one.


Hahahahahaha!!!

But army dunno what is blog. You ask them also no use, they only know how to say no first. I read the news say they make the blogger ask permission to blog, cheebye, ask for fuck? Every fuck thing also must ask permission, people no need to do anything already. So I blog my reservist go and chiong the bar and fuck the chicken also must ask permission from you issit?


Dear Sir,

I, NRIC Number, rank and name, want to ask permission put the photo of my buddy and me go to the R and R and fuck the girls behind and in front together, and see the neh neh show. We want show that army life also very fun, not only shooting enemy, but also shooting girl.

Your most On soldier,
Sgt Rockson Tan


Dear Sgt Rockson,

Cheebye lah. You cannot post the photo of this kind of fuck thing because army dowan people know that their men go reservist oversea is do this kind of fuck thing. We tell the Singapore mother, girlfriend and wife that we give the soldier condom is for them use to put water in the jungle training. You want them to know the condom is so that our soldier go oversea don't kena any lan cheow disease issit? Nabei! We dowan our serviceman to kena lan cheow disease because our MO in the medical centre only know how to give panadol. Panadol cannot cure lan cheow disease one. Thank you very much your feedback.

Yours sincerely,
Mindeaf Ask Permission Dept


Hahahahahaha!!!

I read the Singapore newspaper say "Singapore army in USA is damn big fuck!" But the whole world news say "Singapore army soldier write blog and kena fuck!".

So Singapore army now is more famous for blog than for their Apookie helicopter, hahahaha!!!

But nowaday cannot be like old time, got serviceman die or training not safe can still hide from outside people. People is donate their son and husband give you to use for army training, you cannot anyhow fuck with their life. You see how long they hide the commando water training, only got people die then Singapore people know and army take action. Like this how you answer the mother father and wife of the soldier?

Fuck fuck fuck!!! My down there still so pain. Next time I dowan to listen to Karen liao. I like to see her wear her sexy short short bicycle shorts to ride her racing bike (she always jao geng and can see her g-string and sometime even cheebye!) but fuck lah, ride the fucking bicycle at the whole East Coast is damn pain for my horse.

Worse when I keep see Karen cycle that time bend down and her neh neh swing here swing there (she is like to wear low low tank top too) and her g-string keep jao geng, make my horse become harder than the bicycle seat.

Horse hard and ride bicycle is damn pain one ok? Lucky I never go and pierce my horse, or else after ride bike cannot ride girl! Hahahahahahaha!!!