Thursday, April 13, 2006

Young girls and guys kena fuck on TV

Lawrence ask me today whether I got see TV yesterday. Channel News Singapore got Lau Lee talking session with young people.

I laughed and told him nowadays young punk where got time watch TV? Want to find the young people on Wednesday night, must fucking go to zouk (is Mambo night) or on internet. Young people all is not interested in Singapore monopoly TV and newspaper. That is why even though the newspaper company is almost monopoly they this year lose more than $180 million dollar. People want to see or use classify ads internet got many for them to see, no need use the expensive Strait Time company one liao.

Somemore yesterday and today I am busy pack my bag going to go visit Karen. The last few week even though got meet a few sexy new girl (even got one go out never wear underwear one!) but neh neh no matter how big after a while also squeeze until sian.

I got my Gahmen Progress Money coming, so can buy my Australia ticket. But must careful save some of the election free money to pay the after-election price and tax increase that sure will KNN come one.

I ask him, you got watch meh? I thought you always online one, always do the cheebye msn and visit the lup sup website?

He said got watch a bit, half see the japanese sailor moon school girl kena rape and force to suck the cock on the computer, half see Lao Lee show on TV.

Why you waste your fucking time? i said. They say this wayang is for young people ask Lao Lee any question they like. How many young people in the show?

Got ten, Lawrence said.

Who are the stupid fuckers go on the TV let Lao Lee whack?

Got two is student, one is professional, and seven is reporter, Lawrence tell me.

KNN, seven reporter! Whole of Singapore cannot find other young people issit? Somemore is young reporter, just start work do the reporter job. You think they dare to say wrong thing make themself whole life henta kaki in the reporter job? Wait they kena demote to write bo liao sex story for the Wanbao then they know, go TV ask the Old War Horse embarasing question!

Must be the gahmen know got a lot of young people going to have chance to vote, scared they nowaday study more than their father mother, think they know what is politic and then anyhow vote some fucked up opposition become their MP.

Young people is always got many angers one. Angry this angry that. Somemore now they listen those rap music, make them lagi angry. So must got the TV show to tell them they are stupid young punk, dunno what is Singapore history and what is communist, and scold them boh tua boh suay.

But dunno why they bother do this kind of TV show. The young people those who can, already fly oversea dowan to come back liao. Think they can more freedom and better life in ang moh country. Those who no money go oversea will stay here, bochup because they know whether life is good or bad for them here, the gahmen will still the same.

Wah lao! You put 10 young punk in the stage with Lao Lee, tell them actually can ask any question, sure all kena brainbully by the old man one. How to win him in argument? His brain bigger than you. He eat more salt than you eat rice. He got fight the communist before you is even a sperm in your father's lampa.

Go there sure kena backside rape one.

Ya Lawrence said, the young people in the show like at first ask a lot of fucking question, but he sometime never direct answer the question, sometime ask them back hard question, sometime tell them they boh tua boh suay or tell one of his old war story.

Hahahahahahaha!!! I said to Lawrence, and when he tell his war story means is time to shut your fucking cheebye mouth up and don't ask anymore this question, right? Hahahahahaha!!!!!

If it is me, I sure scared until lao sai in my pant one, I told him.

So when do you think will have opposition member get their own TV show with young people, you think? Wait long long ah! When your lan cheow become cheebye, I think! Hahahahahahaaha!!!!

Want to simi free lan cheow speech better do homework first and learn to tahan lao cheow speaker like Lau Lee those kind of words tackle. You throw your rock, he throw you back one missle. A smart man is don't take knife go gun fight one. He is will bring two gun.

Or else just guai guai go home and diam diam, let the gahmen take care the country and wipe your backside for you. Be like the rest of the sheep is better, ba ba blacksheep complain forever and forever, then election time come still vote same.

So you got watch until the end? I ask Lawrence who pass me my socks to put into my bag.

Actually I want to, he said. Some of the girl in the show quite chio, like the one wear green one in front. But when I watch come until the part LKY say if PAP become soft, it will kena replace, the Sailor Moon girl in my computer her breast kena the bukkake, so I also shoot liao. So I cannot watch finish the show, have to go and get tissue paper and wash hand, Lawrence said.

I fuck him upside down because he was holding my towel to help me pack. KNNBCCB dunno he got wash hand properly or not! Pua cheebye!

98 comments:

Anonymous said...

finally i'm first!!

Anonymous said...

I'm second!! WJ

Anonymous said...

Third!

Unknown said...

I cant believe i'm 4th! Keep the jokes coming Rocko!

Anonymous said...

Haha...for the first time got into the top 5 list. Keep in coming Rocky!

Anonymous said...

woah im 6th !!

Anonymous said...

7th

Anonymous said...

top 10!!!

Anonymous said...

stay cool^^
rockson rocks!

zeVUN said...

Haha I'm Number 10 you rox!

Anonymous said...

u guys are siao lao lan.

there is no prize for coming first, in the top 10. tu lan.

what matters if u made a interesting point, since none of u up in top 10, make any good comment, then u all suck lan cheow.

political show on tv is own by gahmen, of course, neva got opposition, they also got squeeze from using the Net. now watch
porno like rocksen until eyes go red. lol.

Anonymous said...

number 12!

Anonymous said...

keep rocking rockson =)
post when you see karen!! =d

Anonymous said...

well done, you are almost back to yourself. pls NO more politics but more KNNPCB is the best.

Anonymous said...

hope emiriyoshikawa can learn from rocky back to yourself too!!!

Anonymous said...

17!

Anonymous said...

wahahaha ...

read the blog so long finally got top-20 = )

Anonymous said...

was here

Anonymous said...

I made up the top 20!
PatrickTheStarFish

Anonymous said...

2oth! (:

Anonymous said...

who's patrick the starfish bleh i'm before him/her/it

Anonymous said...

20th!!!

Anonymous said...

p.a.p white gangster lah..

Wicked said...

i'm 25th.

Anonymous said...

Rockson, Dun get whack by PAP... Remember they are communist party.

Anonymous said...

eh.. still got tammy vedio or not? got then send to my email lar... tommy_jedi@hotmail.com
ur link useless le...

Anonymous said...

I support PAP. PAP is very efficient la. Nb, opposition is like the rockson type of pattern de la. blown with the wind. Always karen and lawerece forever. I am his parents.

Anonymous said...

rockson..show foto of karen ler..c hwo chio she is ler..then update more often ler..tok more abt ur sex life ler..dun tok abt e stupid gahman liao lar...u neo their lj pattern liao..still tok..

Anonymous said...

no. 30!!

Anonymous said...

was karen a fictitious character juz to make ur blog more interesting?
and please tell us that u are not steven lim leh... some how i think u are associated to him...

Anonymous said...

steven lim can write so good i tok

Anonymous said...

Witty and knowledgeable. I dont think rockson's an ahbeng. Cheers!

Anonymous said...

1,825 signatures collected liao! Its an on-line petition regarding "Upgrading should be a separate issue from the General Election".

Support it by sending it to your friends.

www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?merlion1

JackFrost said...

They deserve to kena fuck, after this episode i think their careers should be kena fucked jialat jialat also. Too bad they are not having mass orgy or what fuck haha

Tricky said...

36th!!! =D

Anonymous said...

pls do not encourage to sign the petition, this is the plot from the opposition. this will not do any good to the pple, this just benefit to the opposition.

Anonymous said...

actually JackFrost shld be fuck on TV (backside) coz he got the kena fuck face. lol!

Anonymous said...

if rocky attend that session, pple will definately said he is belonged to the young pap. so a piece of white paper can also describe until black.

Anonymous said...

actually sign petition for fuck, that 1000+ signatures are all non-qualify voter such as ah boy and ah girl who are easlly shaken by the opposition untrue packaging story. benn phua is one of them lor not cannot blame him, bcoz his lan cheow not develop yet.

Anonymous said...

have you ever thought why opposition like to use blog to advertise themselve:- 1] no seed 2] no ball 3] no basis to fight in the real world 4] in the real world, they like to fuck young girl, do some illegal stuff 5] dare not to expose, worry no fren.

Anonymous said...

holiday ler?.... must plan for travel liao ler...knn still have not yet say when is the date for voting!

Anonymous said...

Top 50! Rock on!

Anonymous said...

aiya chee bai la...i can only pity those young kids lor..in future when they go school sure must study history of singapore like siao..macham stress..lucky now got internet for them so they can go pak chu cheng let themr relieve stress .Our time where got internet to pak chu cheng? we only buy magazine then fantasize like siao..

Anonymous said...

knn, dats rite, when is the frikkin date for voting. this a faux climax. usually do and do then get high, this time wait until xiao di di go numb already. cheh. where is the shiok in dat.

Anonymous said...

since most of the companies have converted to 5 days work, if election fall on sat, this day will declare as a holiday. since sat is not a working day, we will have extra leave credited. shiok, man.

me said...

LOL.

go enjoy la u..

Anonymous said...

I din watch also.

tink got repeat telecast on sat.

suicidalpixie said...

hey.. have a safe and happening trip to australia ah..
cunt wait for u to cum back wif lotsa juicy stories...

Anonymous said...

李资政在对一个有所争议的问题作答时说:

“如我所告诉你们的情况,我是允许我的孙子向我顶嘴的,但是我也会不时在他们越界的时候斥责他们。”

(from lianhe zaobao, as I have blogged)

Anonymous said...

There is no two way communication between the MP and us. Whatever we says are wrong and watever they did is correct. WHERE IS THE FAIRNESS?

Anonymous said...

You R God Sent !!!!!

keep It Up ....

Cheers Mate ....

Anonymous said...

fuck u la.
http://sgbeng.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

The 10 guys remind of the 300 Spartans. The funny part was when Lao Lee asked Ken point blank: "Are you afraid" and would not take "yes" for an answer. Someone should make a movie from this line alone.

Anonymous said...

The show can be found here

Sexual Innuendo said...

Enjoy your time with karen.

Anonymous said...

sure kena fuck jiat lat jiat lat lar. knn he PAP tao u know! say worng thing ah, no need to be reporter liao, can go be porter only liao!!!!

Anonymous said...

cant wait to see your face on the newspaper

Anonymous said...

"parliament has been kept as a sort of rubber stamp for the PAP. I call this a castrated society."

Anonymous said...

Yo rocks,so u hvn visit karen la..It's a pity u dun respond to our comments.Tink u jus sniggering away at the cpu of dose boh liao pple who wants 2b top10 or top20.dose pple waste ur fucking time onli.To dose top10 top20's..plse lah..do everyone a favour.B useful.Go pick sum rubbish n mayb clean up ur pigsty.as for rocs..hey...hve a wet n juicy break..write abt urself more..sick of ur gahmen talk liao. au revior!

Anonymous said...

haha

rockson, the 'trailer' to the LAO Li show got this very funny phrase

candidate:" ...got impression that PAP people are arrogant..."

LAO LI: " If PAP arrogant will i be sitting here with you"

damn pity that girl who said that...

Anonymous said...

president for fuck. prime minister is more powerful!

Anonymous said...

haha..OoMiAkAoO olso not bad looking. worth fucking her cheebye and backside too

Anonymous said...

castrated society? so chim. don't know wat the hell you talking. fuck you lah.

Anonymous said...

Siao. Never bother to watch.

Anonymous said...

why pity the gal who ask that? old man's answer merely confirms he is arrogant.

Anonymous said...

OIE ROCKSON, ASK LAWRENCE TO GO PCC AND EAT HIS OWN CUM LAR!!!! THAT GIRL LOOKS LIKE FUCK!!!! AND THE CAMERA ONLI LIKE LAO LEE, ALL THE PEOPLE THERE LOOK LIKE FUCK EXCEPT LAO LEE WHO THEY MAKE LOOK LIKE SO YAN TAO (PUIE!)

Anonymous said...

saw the preview, the girl in the green top asked if mm lee was arrogant.

waaah, got a huge tongue lashing from the old man.

also the question about opposition.

seriously the questions were good, but the manner it was answered was super harsh.

i think if got more "gao lat" questions, mm lee would be so pee off that he will have their career reduced like a "pi sai".

the fact is there were no chiobu. anyone saying there were talent must go and clean their spectacles.

Shanice said...

mediacock always advertise for the LC gahmen one......

Anonymous said...

Vote them and have more "foreign talents" snatching away our jobs. They, the foreign talents become engineers and reseachers and we, singaporeans become road sweepers or waiters in Macdonald restaurants.....

Anonymous said...

hahas...you're still as funny...hmm u like karen so much then marry her lah...lol

Anonymous said...

candidate:" ...got impression that PAP people are arrogant..."

LAO LI: " If PAP arrogant will i be sitting here with you

...If he is not arrogant, why must he answer in sucj a way??? This is not just arrogant, its the words used by uneducated babarians!! Shameless old creature!!!

Anonymous said...

some of the girls on the show are not bad, ask them to make an appearance on your next post!

Anonymous said...

1,862 signatures liao! Support the on-line petition regarding "Upgrading should be a separate issue from the General Election".

WHAT R U WAITING 4?

www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?merlion1

M.A.C Daddy said...

Knn.. ur progress package soo much until can buy ticket to OZ one ah???

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

rocks..ur fren lawrenece got bad tate in gals. Her face to long,her lips too thick,her teeth not straight.n she arrogant n brainless too!

Anonymous said...

helloo i thinks u sites is rockXxXx.

Anonymous said...

I got worried when Lao Lee said that he "will put them down". No wonder his grandchildren hate him like hell.

Anonymous said...

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tomorrow.sg
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chemgen.blogspot.com
www.djourne.net/singaporeink
sgrally.blogspot.com
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mysingaporenews.blogspot.com(红豆论坛网主的博客)
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Anonymous said...

aiya, too many lan jiao and CB+ lotsa knnbccb liao lar in his blog. u think those elite understand these words meh?

Anonymous said...

BM is gahmen ass kisser!

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha ..., u r right, those elite can't understand these words, this is a special blog for normal Singaporean. don't care the newspaper want to recommend or not, have chance to read this blog most important.

Anonymous said...

Whatever it is is unavoidable.Everything is hidden,everthing is superficial.There isn't any more morals or integrity.This is how we survive the society.

Anonymous said...

seriously i don know wat rockson is ranting abt this time rnd...makes no sense

Anonymous said...

cant blame the gahmen by wining all the votes..cause all clever lan cheow chee bye top elite clever ppl scare lose n join the gahmen..n gahmen oso rich n powerful..cant blame whose clever one oso wat..they oredi spend dunno hw many $$ to get their papers..n spend so many $$ who wan to juz eat plain rice everyday.. short curcuit den wan to join .. n let mi ask everyone of lan cheow n chee bye ppl out here..will u join someone who can only give u a packet of peanut cost $1 or 1 packet peanut cost dunno hw many KNN $millions or $billions one?? so hw opposition party can win..den opposition party oso KNN..always tok cock sing LC song tok nonsense..bef can sign up for vote oredi kena sue untill underwear oso gone..so how can they win?? must support all big talk wif black n white if u wan shoot the gahmen..n if you gt no quality at least u tok the truth like i stupid n i'm sex pervert n if i win i book all the geylang chicken for 1 f@$kin week for all guys...i tink rockson sure 1st to vote for opp..lol..by Lord AnTiChAoS

Anonymous said...

Great Comments!

Anonymous said...

of course no mentin about this blog in zaobao, they want blog that is neutral or favourable. rockson one speak what everyone not dare to say out in public.

too many kiasu and kaisi people out there, want to cry and quit. scared backside get screwed over.

Anonymous said...

of course no mentin about this blog in zaobao, they want blog that is neutral or favourable. rockson one speak what everyone not dare to say out in public.

too many kiasu and kaisi people out there, want to cry and quit. scared backside get screwed over.

Anonymous said...

The show can be found here

Anonymous said...

welcome back

Anonymous said...

Stupid Singaporean has no integrity. This election will to be a landslide victory. Let me share with an incidents i came across yesterday. I went to a clinic in AMK, an old man just fall flat on the ground and nobody know what to do just outside the clinic. The lady standing beside him asked me if I knew this old man, but in the end she also refuse to help and leave him all to me. I call for the doctor but he ask me to ‘wait’ despite I beg it might be a heart attack. See how selfish we are. The ambulance took 10 minutes to arrive but I guess it is times up for this old man, as well as the future of Singaporean.

Anonymous said...

did you know that 2 students got caned at ACSI after a member of the public captured them on camera EATING and DRINKING? dam overboard, hor.

Anonymous said...

lanjiao motherfucker on the MRT nothing do, den shake leg and take people picture. knn, if people take my picture, i tear off their lanjiao on the spot and feed it to my dogs!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

u r a joker n lik to show off ur hourse

Anonymous said...

The Gahmen definitely is not brining enough justice to some issue. Who was it who recently got into a hit & run accident???? Worse of all he's drunk. Guess wat? Ha...he got wat? Like 1mth jail sentence. I think dat person deserve a BIGGER CHEE than this. Got drunk, hit someone then run. Got only 1mth? So after taking away all the public holidays how long would he spend in there? Less than 3 weeks man...! He juz need to go in sit down & shake his LAN PA..!! CCB so isn't it freaking not fair for any drivers all there. Y is dat Mini LAO KAO LEE even letting this happen? Try hitting dat OLD LAO KAO see whether if u get 1mth I say. KNN u kant even get close to dat LAO KAO...!

Anonymous said...

PLEASE LAH YOU

DUN ACT SAINT INFRONT OF PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE LAH !!!

PHUA CHEE BYE !!

U STUPID FARK ROCKSON!!

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