Saturday Lawrence drag me to Zoukout at Sentosa. At first he told me it is Tanjong Beach, so I take taxi to Tanjong Katong (when he said Tanjong Beach I thought -- Nabei! Tanjong Katong got beach meh?). Then I call him from the Katong laksa place and he said, No lah you bodoh it is at Sentosa!
The place so many people, cheebye, queue here queue there. Actually not look like disco, more like the Circus Dee Sorry (last time come to Singapore the France circus). Got clown, got those do stunt one, even got massage (not the Geylang suck cock kind).
Then at around 2am it fucking rain! KNNBCCB! But the rain also make the many bikini girls all even more sexy, because very cold and their neh neh sedia! My horse also sedia! Nosebleed man! Hahahahahaha!!!
And the music some I like, some I dunno how to understand, got no words one. And the DJ got many of them got name sound like Germany bad words. Some of the DJ even got those abc with the two cheebye dots on top of their name one (I don't know how to type for you to see).
Lawrence later went internet to look for chio bu Zoukout photos. He took a lot of girl photo himself because he sibei tee ko but he dowan to share with me, but he gave me a few other chio bu photo to put on my blog. I dunno where he get one but I check already, they are all 100% girl one (I still haven't forgive that pua cheebye Lawrence!). Please enjoy some Rockson Zoukout chio bu photo!
I read that Australia got also drunk beach party, but it is not same as Zoukout with sexy chio bu dancing type, but is drunk Ang Moh Ah Beng go and beat chocolate skin colour people kind of party. This beach is in Sydney, call Cuntulla. I think this kind of fucked up party no one want to go except drunk Australia Ah Beng and their police. I was worried Karen is ok in Australia, because she also in Sydney now.
If Karen here she sure go this Zoukout one. But she came back from France a while, and we chiong and shiok for a few days, then she have to fly to Australia to find another friend.
Karen not here, I a bit the sian, so I go back quite early, never stay over night on the beach. Some of the girl I meet there give me their phone number, but I don't have mood to call them. I also don't like sand go inside my horse there, make me walk already knn like my underwear is made of sandpaper liddat.
In the morning I went to have breakfast with Ah Heng, who is boss of no number secret society gang. I say him before in my post about President one. He drink his kopi kosong, and kow pei to me about the stupid loan shark runner who push the woman make her lose her baby one.
Ah Heng he say. Chow cheebye that fucker! I dunno who's man is he, but if I find him, I will cut off his lampa! KNN! Give we all loan shark bad name! We do business one, most hate cheebye problem like this because it make the gahmen have to show they are doing something then come and disturb our business.
Ah Heng say he want to cut off your lampa, you better hide or go other country. He don't use knife one, he use spoon. Those Chinese drink soup kind.
Ah Heng voice now a bit louder, but the other people in the kopi tiam don't dare to look at him, because they know who he is.
You see the newspaper complain us now, say all the loan shark is bad people? Ah Heng say, Why they never say the other kind of loan shark, call Bank? I don't go and ask you, you need money or not, right? No! You need money then you come and look for me!
But this fucker banks they everyday ask you to use their money, get loan to buy those big TV and other thing you cannot buy, then make you pay the loan until you fucking die. This kind of pookie thing, the gahmen close one eye, but they come and disturb money lender like me. I say fuck their motherchowcheebye!
I ask Ah Heng he want to order some more kopi or not, he nod his head and continue to kow pei.
He say, Many of the people come and borrow money from me is not they gamble one, ok? I hate those gamble casino and shares one! Those always the most hard to get back the money one! Make until my consultant have to work more hard to get back my money.
A lot of people is borrow money from me because their family member sick and they no money to pay the expensive famous Singapore gahmen hospital bill. This kind of poor people bank dowan to lend them money so they borrow from me first, then the insurance pay them that time, they pay me back. Good thing is the insurance fuckers always take long time to pay back the family or else I interest also hard to earn.
He drink his kopi and say, Now see lah! Have to slow down my business, and do other thing until the fire is not so hot. How I going to answer my investor? A lot of my investor is actually doctor, you know? They got a lot of cash from their doctor business (especially from write MC and sell cough medicine), don't want to pay gahmen tax so the fuckers give me their money to do this business. They sure toolan one. KNNBCCB!
Ah Heng get up and say he have to go. He got some dvd coming in he have to settle. I also have to go home and sleep. Sunday I sleep all day.
Karen just call say she is coming back tonight, and she got something to tell me. I am going to drive to airport to pick her up. She said she got sun tan line for me to see. My horse can also Zouk Out liao! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!