Fuck I almost forgot my blog password

On Sunday, Lawrence ask me, eh, you very long never blog already right?

Fuck lah, I said to him. Who got time to write long mother father story nowadays? The world is so luan, USA kena fuck, Thailand kena fuck, Singapore also kena fuck.

So long already I also cannot remember my blog the password. Fuck which ger name I use ah?

I remember your password, Lawrence say. Then Lawrence said, and you can always tweeter.

What the fuck is tweeter? Sound like means lancheow is very small. I don't want to be a tweeter ok? My horse is very big one! Hahahahahaha!

No lah, Lawrence said. It is a new thing, like mini blog like this. And can make friend, read other people tweeter, use handphone to write short short blog, like what are you doing now.

Hah? What the fuck the world want to know what I doing now?  They very free is it?

Lawrence said, I set up for you liao. You just use lah. Maybe can find more girlfriend.

Early don't say! Tweeter can meet more girlfriend, I sure try lah! This tweeter thing better be good or I will sure fuck him upside down.

Nabei, last time Lawrence ask me try the Facebook waste my time. I look and look but no naked girl photo in Facebook leh!