I read from the Shin Min newspaper that cheebye face NKF bloodsucker TT Durai is kena charge and can go jail 5 year or even $100,000 fine.
Hong kan liao loh!
But please lah, KNN what is $100,000 fine? It is only peanuts! Less than one peanut, man! Because one lan cheow peanut is more than half million dollar!
Actually you have to respect this gahmen. Their timing sibei jun. Durai case all this time no noise. Maybe he also think, heng ah, no more on the radar already. Then just before the election, newspaper come out the headline big big: Durai Kena Fuck Backside!
Like this then the people who angry the gahmen for the NKF then can say, wah the PAP take action, vote them is the best!
Dong dong chang! Dong dong chang!
Not even Seven Month of the Hungry Ghost already got wayang!
Even the bus fare and MRT fare increase suppose to in July one, also kena push to October. So your election ang pow better don't spend all on your mistress in Batam, wait later not enough to pay the After Election Tax! Hahahahaha!!!
Ok, got to go liao. Karen waiting for me to go out for lunch. The fish and scallop here very cheap and fresh. Her scallop also nice to eat. Hahaha! The weather here very nice. Not too hot, not too cold. At night cooling feeling is very shiok for the bang bang! Hahahahaha!!!!
Wah today the Sydney news got one guy kena langga by two car on the highway. I think Durai will feel like this after the judge langga him. Hahahahaha!!!
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Young girls and guys kena fuck on TV
Lawrence ask me today whether I got see TV yesterday. Channel News Singapore got Lau Lee talking session with young people.
I laughed and told him nowadays young punk where got time watch TV? Want to find the young people on Wednesday night, must fucking go to zouk (is Mambo night) or on internet. Young people all is not interested in Singapore monopoly TV and newspaper. That is why even though the newspaper company is almost monopoly they this year lose more than $180 million dollar. People want to see or use classify ads internet got many for them to see, no need use the expensive Strait Time company one liao.
Somemore yesterday and today I am busy pack my bag going to go visit Karen. The last few week even though got meet a few sexy new girl (even got one go out never wear underwear one!) but neh neh no matter how big after a while also squeeze until sian.
I got my Gahmen Progress Money coming, so can buy my Australia ticket. But must careful save some of the election free money to pay the after-election price and tax increase that sure will KNN come one.
I ask him, you got watch meh? I thought you always online one, always do the cheebye msn and visit the lup sup website?
He said got watch a bit, half see the japanese sailor moon school girl kena rape and force to suck the cock on the computer, half see Lao Lee show on TV.
Why you waste your fucking time? i said. They say this wayang is for young people ask Lao Lee any question they like. How many young people in the show?
Got ten, Lawrence said.
Who are the stupid fuckers go on the TV let Lao Lee whack?
Got two is student, one is professional, and seven is reporter, Lawrence tell me.
KNN, seven reporter! Whole of Singapore cannot find other young people issit? Somemore is young reporter, just start work do the reporter job. You think they dare to say wrong thing make themself whole life henta kaki in the reporter job? Wait they kena demote to write bo liao sex story for the Wanbao then they know, go TV ask the Old War Horse embarasing question!
Must be the gahmen know got a lot of young people going to have chance to vote, scared they nowaday study more than their father mother, think they know what is politic and then anyhow vote some fucked up opposition become their MP.
Young people is always got many angers one. Angry this angry that. Somemore now they listen those rap music, make them lagi angry. So must got the TV show to tell them they are stupid young punk, dunno what is Singapore history and what is communist, and scold them boh tua boh suay.
But dunno why they bother do this kind of TV show. The young people those who can, already fly oversea dowan to come back liao. Think they can more freedom and better life in ang moh country. Those who no money go oversea will stay here, bochup because they know whether life is good or bad for them here, the gahmen will still the same.
Wah lao! You put 10 young punk in the stage with Lao Lee, tell them actually can ask any question, sure all kena brainbully by the old man one. How to win him in argument? His brain bigger than you. He eat more salt than you eat rice. He got fight the communist before you is even a sperm in your father's lampa.
Go there sure kena backside rape one.
Ya Lawrence said, the young people in the show like at first ask a lot of fucking question, but he sometime never direct answer the question, sometime ask them back hard question, sometime tell them they boh tua boh suay or tell one of his old war story.
Hahahahahahaha!!! I said to Lawrence, and when he tell his war story means is time to shut your fucking cheebye mouth up and don't ask anymore this question, right? Hahahahahaha!!!!!
If it is me, I sure scared until lao sai in my pant one, I told him.
So when do you think will have opposition member get their own TV show with young people, you think? Wait long long ah! When your lan cheow become cheebye, I think! Hahahahahahaaha!!!!
Want to simi free lan cheow speech better do homework first and learn to tahan lao cheow speaker like Lau Lee those kind of words tackle. You throw your rock, he throw you back one missle. A smart man is don't take knife go gun fight one. He is will bring two gun.
Or else just guai guai go home and diam diam, let the gahmen take care the country and wipe your backside for you. Be like the rest of the sheep is better, ba ba blacksheep complain forever and forever, then election time come still vote same.
So you got watch until the end? I ask Lawrence who pass me my socks to put into my bag.
Actually I want to, he said. Some of the girl in the show quite chio, like the one wear green one in front. But when I watch come until the part LKY say if PAP become soft, it will kena replace, the Sailor Moon girl in my computer her breast kena the bukkake, so I also shoot liao. So I cannot watch finish the show, have to go and get tissue paper and wash hand, Lawrence said.
I fuck him upside down because he was holding my towel to help me pack. KNNBCCB dunno he got wash hand properly or not! Pua cheebye!
I laughed and told him nowadays young punk where got time watch TV? Want to find the young people on Wednesday night, must fucking go to zouk (is Mambo night) or on internet. Young people all is not interested in Singapore monopoly TV and newspaper. That is why even though the newspaper company is almost monopoly they this year lose more than $180 million dollar. People want to see or use classify ads internet got many for them to see, no need use the expensive Strait Time company one liao.
Somemore yesterday and today I am busy pack my bag going to go visit Karen. The last few week even though got meet a few sexy new girl (even got one go out never wear underwear one!) but neh neh no matter how big after a while also squeeze until sian.
I got my Gahmen Progress Money coming, so can buy my Australia ticket. But must careful save some of the election free money to pay the after-election price and tax increase that sure will KNN come one.
I ask him, you got watch meh? I thought you always online one, always do the cheebye msn and visit the lup sup website?
He said got watch a bit, half see the japanese sailor moon school girl kena rape and force to suck the cock on the computer, half see Lao Lee show on TV.
Why you waste your fucking time? i said. They say this wayang is for young people ask Lao Lee any question they like. How many young people in the show?
Got ten, Lawrence said.
Who are the stupid fuckers go on the TV let Lao Lee whack?
Got two is student, one is professional, and seven is reporter, Lawrence tell me.
KNN, seven reporter! Whole of Singapore cannot find other young people issit? Somemore is young reporter, just start work do the reporter job. You think they dare to say wrong thing make themself whole life henta kaki in the reporter job? Wait they kena demote to write bo liao sex story for the Wanbao then they know, go TV ask the Old War Horse embarasing question!
Must be the gahmen know got a lot of young people going to have chance to vote, scared they nowaday study more than their father mother, think they know what is politic and then anyhow vote some fucked up opposition become their MP.
Young people is always got many angers one. Angry this angry that. Somemore now they listen those rap music, make them lagi angry. So must got the TV show to tell them they are stupid young punk, dunno what is Singapore history and what is communist, and scold them boh tua boh suay.
But dunno why they bother do this kind of TV show. The young people those who can, already fly oversea dowan to come back liao. Think they can more freedom and better life in ang moh country. Those who no money go oversea will stay here, bochup because they know whether life is good or bad for them here, the gahmen will still the same.
Wah lao! You put 10 young punk in the stage with Lao Lee, tell them actually can ask any question, sure all kena brainbully by the old man one. How to win him in argument? His brain bigger than you. He eat more salt than you eat rice. He got fight the communist before you is even a sperm in your father's lampa.
Go there sure kena backside rape one.
Ya Lawrence said, the young people in the show like at first ask a lot of fucking question, but he sometime never direct answer the question, sometime ask them back hard question, sometime tell them they boh tua boh suay or tell one of his old war story.
Hahahahahahaha!!! I said to Lawrence, and when he tell his war story means is time to shut your fucking cheebye mouth up and don't ask anymore this question, right? Hahahahahaha!!!!!
If it is me, I sure scared until lao sai in my pant one, I told him.
So when do you think will have opposition member get their own TV show with young people, you think? Wait long long ah! When your lan cheow become cheebye, I think! Hahahahahahaaha!!!!
Want to simi free lan cheow speech better do homework first and learn to tahan lao cheow speaker like Lau Lee those kind of words tackle. You throw your rock, he throw you back one missle. A smart man is don't take knife go gun fight one. He is will bring two gun.
Or else just guai guai go home and diam diam, let the gahmen take care the country and wipe your backside for you. Be like the rest of the sheep is better, ba ba blacksheep complain forever and forever, then election time come still vote same.
So you got watch until the end? I ask Lawrence who pass me my socks to put into my bag.
Actually I want to, he said. Some of the girl in the show quite chio, like the one wear green one in front. But when I watch come until the part LKY say if PAP become soft, it will kena replace, the Sailor Moon girl in my computer her breast kena the bukkake, so I also shoot liao. So I cannot watch finish the show, have to go and get tissue paper and wash hand, Lawrence said.
I fuck him upside down because he was holding my towel to help me pack. KNNBCCB dunno he got wash hand properly or not! Pua cheebye!
Monday, April 10, 2006
Renew my lan cheow, ok?
The other day, I got see the Strait Time say the PAP and the gahmen (they are the same thing) is like to do something call Retire, Refresh and Renew.
This is I think a fucking hao lian way to say Look! We always got change our MP one, let the old one retire to enjoy their million dollar salary, and let the new young punk come out to show they can also be gahmen.
Fuck your mother backside lah. Renew my lan cheow, ok? If they really believe in the new blood, how come still got Lau Lee and Lau Goh still there? Where is the Retire part?
Even go and find one Refresh President also cannot, have to keep a 80 plus old man who want to long long want to Retire as president. Where is the Renew?
My friend father 55 year old also kena retrench, but we have Minister, Head of the Judge, and President all is old enough to be my friend grandfather.
Then every few day, gahmen show a few new MP, three by three. KNN. It is like arm got plaster, want to pull hurry up pull, don't nabei pull slowly.
Singaporean all know what is the ending liao. Just tell us when is the election day, tomorrow vote also can. Why still want to slowly slowy take own sweet time and show us your confirm winners? In the end, who will remember their name or fuck face? Just remember our town got 5 people from the gahmen party continue to be our leader, get our million billion dollar of the upgrading, and five year time see them again.
Lawrence told me but they are not MP yet what, just kah kia or is call candiedates. But I told him just tompang the old Minister or lau cheow MP, enter by back door, then become MP by autogear lor! So call them MP now also can what!
I see the new MP the PAP introduce, is all look like cheebye made of gold. All is elite special forces one. Doctor, lawyer, boss, lawyer, CEO, lawyer... every mother son got dunno how many degree, make how much money a year, and all want to change the world become better place type.
Want to change the world, go and be opposition lah! They need your help. Gahmen party don't need your help, they already confirm win liao. Some more never join the opposition party never mind. Still go and join the gahmen party and say to the reporter, Opposition standard not good, they not enough talented people.
Fuck you understand? You got so much talent and want make the change of the world, why not you go and help make the fucked up Opposition better standard?
At least say the honest thing. We join the gahmen party because they are the winner. They got the money. They got the power. Join them no risk. No need scared kena sue. No need scared lose. No need scared kena all your shameful family story all come out in the newspaper for Singaporean to read. Want to build lift for my estate those flat can use special Singaporean tax money to build, not like opposition MP cannot use it.
(Cheebye, people who live in opposition estate is not Singaporean ah? They never pay tax one ah? Then how come their opposition MP cannot use this special money? Cheebye!)
Don't come and tell me you young punk want to make the change of the world. You young elite talent join the gahmen party is got nothing to do with simi lan cheow change. Change what change? Nothing is will change. The party you join still the same. Everything is still the same.
If all the best talent in the world is join the elite school, of course the neighbourhood school will kena only condemn students left. And they will forever be the condemn school, cannot be Number One. The rich become richer. The Number One keep be Number One. Because the elite school get all the best of the best.
And how is this kind of super elite people going to make we common man lan cheow happy? If all your customer is those one fuck $300 type, how you suck the cock of the poor man of the street who can only pay $30?
Singapore cannot find a few normal infantry man or NCO to be in gahmen is it? How come all the men they find is only General?
At least last time in 1960 that time, the gahmen party those old horse have to fight communist, have to rub shoulder with the poor people and feel their pain and feel their happy. Nowaday those new MP, come from rich family or good school or good powerful job, how many of them got this kind of experience? Most of them don't even need to fight in election because always so many walkover.
Too bad I not super elite lawyer or doctor or CEO, and my life story got many dirty thing cannot print in newspaper one. If not I also don't mind join the confirm-champion party of Singapore and help change the world. But then if I become MP, then I want to be MP of Gelyang! Every day free fuck by the golden cheebye of the elite prostitute there! My horse can become Golden Horse! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!
This is I think a fucking hao lian way to say Look! We always got change our MP one, let the old one retire to enjoy their million dollar salary, and let the new young punk come out to show they can also be gahmen.
Fuck your mother backside lah. Renew my lan cheow, ok? If they really believe in the new blood, how come still got Lau Lee and Lau Goh still there? Where is the Retire part?
Even go and find one Refresh President also cannot, have to keep a 80 plus old man who want to long long want to Retire as president. Where is the Renew?
My friend father 55 year old also kena retrench, but we have Minister, Head of the Judge, and President all is old enough to be my friend grandfather.
Then every few day, gahmen show a few new MP, three by three. KNN. It is like arm got plaster, want to pull hurry up pull, don't nabei pull slowly.
Singaporean all know what is the ending liao. Just tell us when is the election day, tomorrow vote also can. Why still want to slowly slowy take own sweet time and show us your confirm winners? In the end, who will remember their name or fuck face? Just remember our town got 5 people from the gahmen party continue to be our leader, get our million billion dollar of the upgrading, and five year time see them again.
Lawrence told me but they are not MP yet what, just kah kia or is call candiedates. But I told him just tompang the old Minister or lau cheow MP, enter by back door, then become MP by autogear lor! So call them MP now also can what!
I see the new MP the PAP introduce, is all look like cheebye made of gold. All is elite special forces one. Doctor, lawyer, boss, lawyer, CEO, lawyer... every mother son got dunno how many degree, make how much money a year, and all want to change the world become better place type.
Want to change the world, go and be opposition lah! They need your help. Gahmen party don't need your help, they already confirm win liao. Some more never join the opposition party never mind. Still go and join the gahmen party and say to the reporter, Opposition standard not good, they not enough talented people.
Fuck you understand? You got so much talent and want make the change of the world, why not you go and help make the fucked up Opposition better standard?
At least say the honest thing. We join the gahmen party because they are the winner. They got the money. They got the power. Join them no risk. No need scared kena sue. No need scared lose. No need scared kena all your shameful family story all come out in the newspaper for Singaporean to read. Want to build lift for my estate those flat can use special Singaporean tax money to build, not like opposition MP cannot use it.
(Cheebye, people who live in opposition estate is not Singaporean ah? They never pay tax one ah? Then how come their opposition MP cannot use this special money? Cheebye!)
Don't come and tell me you young punk want to make the change of the world. You young elite talent join the gahmen party is got nothing to do with simi lan cheow change. Change what change? Nothing is will change. The party you join still the same. Everything is still the same.
If all the best talent in the world is join the elite school, of course the neighbourhood school will kena only condemn students left. And they will forever be the condemn school, cannot be Number One. The rich become richer. The Number One keep be Number One. Because the elite school get all the best of the best.
And how is this kind of super elite people going to make we common man lan cheow happy? If all your customer is those one fuck $300 type, how you suck the cock of the poor man of the street who can only pay $30?
Singapore cannot find a few normal infantry man or NCO to be in gahmen is it? How come all the men they find is only General?
At least last time in 1960 that time, the gahmen party those old horse have to fight communist, have to rub shoulder with the poor people and feel their pain and feel their happy. Nowaday those new MP, come from rich family or good school or good powerful job, how many of them got this kind of experience? Most of them don't even need to fight in election because always so many walkover.
Too bad I not super elite lawyer or doctor or CEO, and my life story got many dirty thing cannot print in newspaper one. If not I also don't mind join the confirm-champion party of Singapore and help change the world. But then if I become MP, then I want to be MP of Gelyang! Every day free fuck by the golden cheebye of the elite prostitute there! My horse can become Golden Horse! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Monday, March 27, 2006
Gahmen new MP beauty contest
Nabei the way PAP announce their new candidate is like beauty contest liddat except they don't wear the bikini but is wear white shirt and pant. Lucky they never wear bikini. Or else sure got many people tor.
The newspaper also use so many page to show them, even the New Paper take leave from their sex and cheebye stories to interview them.
Why? Scared people dunno issit? Scared people see them new bird so won't voting them issit? KNN scared for what? First, how many Singaporean got chance to vote? Sure many walkover one. Just use the old style and put the new bird with the old bird, and tompang them in lor!
Wah, the gahmen really scared to lose, even have to send Lau Goh go to Hougang and Potong Pasir to support the forever loser there. And plus must use upgrading to bribe the people there. Some more say if the PAP MP in this two town win, they can be like the PAP Opposition Party. Where got such thing?!!! Even opposition also must be PAP approve one ah?
Actually the opposition MP also damn poor thing, their town always not enough money do the upgrading. The normal PAP MP and PAP town council can use special gahmen million and million of dollar (is actually Singaporean million and million) to upgrade their town. But the opposition MP only got enough paint here paint there.
The money is also fucking Singaporean one. How come suddenly become only PAP MP can use?
The newspaper and TV all also reporting all the good news. Good news ka sai ah!
Where got economy good? I go and ask the hawker and the shop uncle and auntie, they all say economy is fucked up until cannot fuck any more. All of them only survive only. I ask them, Uncle! What business is good to do if your one is no good?
All the uncle and auntie all say the best business to do is "BE GAHMEN LOR!"
Hahahahahaha!!! The only never lose money business in Singapore!
And every election hear the same lan cheow song! Upgrading and upgrading! Got no new idea ah?
You go the Geylang and fuck also the prostitute there will try a few pattern for you. If everytime is the same pattern, you fuck also fuck until sian, right?
So how come Singaporean all is gian by the same gahmen pattern? We underneath and gahmen on top every KNN election year. And some more the gahmen only show you their goodie five year one time. The other years we ownself rub ownself. And must pay extra to pak chew cheng also.
You just see lah. After the election over your goodie become higher GST and all kind of new fuck tax.
If real prostitute only let you fuck her five year one time, then only choot one pattern, and sing same song, and then after she let you touch her neneh, she raise her price, you say she will got business or not? Sure no business one!
But dunno why, we every five year get this one free fuck then happy until forget after the free fuck we will kena fuck backside.
Not say the opposition got that many goodie to show us. Most of them is got heart no sexy body. Is like the ugly girl who want to be your girlfriend. All the sexy girl is take by the gahmen gang, and the good heart ugly girl left behind. And Singaporean is not think with their heart, but think with their lan cheow. Who can give me goodie, I will give my business.
But last few year, life very hard. Even now is still hard. Maybe goodie also not enough. People still remember the no job days, the NKF, the casino that many people don't agree. Dunno whether this time the backside kena fucked feeling is stronger or the cock kena rub five year one time feeling is stronger.
I think and think also angry. But never mind, I next week going to Australia find Karen. I work so hard now then got chance to go holiday. It will be good to see Karen again. She got more sex pattern than PAP, hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
The newspaper also use so many page to show them, even the New Paper take leave from their sex and cheebye stories to interview them.
Why? Scared people dunno issit? Scared people see them new bird so won't voting them issit? KNN scared for what? First, how many Singaporean got chance to vote? Sure many walkover one. Just use the old style and put the new bird with the old bird, and tompang them in lor!
Wah, the gahmen really scared to lose, even have to send Lau Goh go to Hougang and Potong Pasir to support the forever loser there. And plus must use upgrading to bribe the people there. Some more say if the PAP MP in this two town win, they can be like the PAP Opposition Party. Where got such thing?!!! Even opposition also must be PAP approve one ah?
Actually the opposition MP also damn poor thing, their town always not enough money do the upgrading. The normal PAP MP and PAP town council can use special gahmen million and million of dollar (is actually Singaporean million and million) to upgrade their town. But the opposition MP only got enough paint here paint there.
The money is also fucking Singaporean one. How come suddenly become only PAP MP can use?
The newspaper and TV all also reporting all the good news. Good news ka sai ah!
Where got economy good? I go and ask the hawker and the shop uncle and auntie, they all say economy is fucked up until cannot fuck any more. All of them only survive only. I ask them, Uncle! What business is good to do if your one is no good?
All the uncle and auntie all say the best business to do is "BE GAHMEN LOR!"
Hahahahahaha!!! The only never lose money business in Singapore!
And every election hear the same lan cheow song! Upgrading and upgrading! Got no new idea ah?
You go the Geylang and fuck also the prostitute there will try a few pattern for you. If everytime is the same pattern, you fuck also fuck until sian, right?
So how come Singaporean all is gian by the same gahmen pattern? We underneath and gahmen on top every KNN election year. And some more the gahmen only show you their goodie five year one time. The other years we ownself rub ownself. And must pay extra to pak chew cheng also.
You just see lah. After the election over your goodie become higher GST and all kind of new fuck tax.
If real prostitute only let you fuck her five year one time, then only choot one pattern, and sing same song, and then after she let you touch her neneh, she raise her price, you say she will got business or not? Sure no business one!
But dunno why, we every five year get this one free fuck then happy until forget after the free fuck we will kena fuck backside.
Not say the opposition got that many goodie to show us. Most of them is got heart no sexy body. Is like the ugly girl who want to be your girlfriend. All the sexy girl is take by the gahmen gang, and the good heart ugly girl left behind. And Singaporean is not think with their heart, but think with their lan cheow. Who can give me goodie, I will give my business.
But last few year, life very hard. Even now is still hard. Maybe goodie also not enough. People still remember the no job days, the NKF, the casino that many people don't agree. Dunno whether this time the backside kena fucked feeling is stronger or the cock kena rub five year one time feeling is stronger.
I think and think also angry. But never mind, I next week going to Australia find Karen. I work so hard now then got chance to go holiday. It will be good to see Karen again. She got more sex pattern than PAP, hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Monday, February 27, 2006
Staircase Sex Video
KNNBCCB! Lawrence pass me the Part 2 and Part 3 video is not the Nanyang Polyclinic girl but is some ugly fucker dance here dance there! He dare to bluff me, I see him sure wack his cheebye face!Anyway got another friend pass me new sex handphone video, is got this guy fuck three girl in the HDB stair case! Why? The void deck no space ah? Got Ah Pek play chess so must find stair case is it? Hahahahahaha!!!!
This guy even more fucked up than the NYP one. His video is all last a few minute only. You blink your eye he shoot liao.
Nabei, next time I see the wet wet thing on the stair case floor I sure siam one. Wait is not people spit but lan cheow spit!
Not like the NYP Ah Beng at least he can tahan more than 10 minute. Maybe stair case fuck must do it fast.
Got one of the girl is even wear school uniform one. Nabei young girl also want to poke. Sure kena police case one, because is consider stationary rape (this is means that even if a 15 years old mynah say she want to suck your cock, the police will still catch you and cut off your lam pah because she is the consider the under age).
Can tell his handphone also not so good as the NYP one. Every thing is square square. Face square square, chee bye square square, lan cheow also square square. Worse than the japanese AV! Want to shoot also shoot with better handphone lah! Later he go toilet to see the video and pak chew cheng also no shiok what!
This guy also like to flim his cock (see the picture). But his lan cheow the ram still not as good as Rockson horse! The handphone camera lense not big enough to see all my horse! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
NYP Tammy Video
I thought I will be free after Karen got to Australia look for work. But I still in Singapore, not Australia, and here the work is non-stop one. Work until you will die, don't work also will die.But wah seh! Lawrence gave me this handphone video, say is take by a girl call Tammy from NYP sucking and fucking her Ah Beng boyfriend. Her handphone kena stolen and then the thief go and upload the video to the internet, let the whole world see. KNNBCCB the fucker steal her phone not enough, still go and show her sex show. Damn er xing man, do this kind of thing.
The video I saw already, is quite long and clear also, got shoot 10 minutes, must be use the new Nokia phone.
Lawrence said he very the impressed the guy cock very long (this lan cheow picture is from the video). Like that is considered long meh? Normal only! Not even near my horse size! But he still young, so can still grow, hahahahaha!
And Lawrence also say the guy very good, can last so long, wah 10 minute he say. Like this say last long. Lawrence idea of last long is 2 minutes. I think his Guiness Stout World of Record is 2 minutes 5 second. He told me before. KNN like the M16 put to full auto, one squeeze whole magazine shoot finish.
Nowsadays the girl 18 years old is so advance liao, know how to use handphone shoot video. But is very stupid thing to do, shoot this kind of personal lan cheow chee bye thing. Phone always got people steal, very easy to kena the video become internet free show.
When I 18 that time where got so good video phone? Only got those big big video recorder. Must two hand then can carry. Carry this old kind of video camera will have no strength to fuck already. Can even accident drop on the girl head wait she concuss.
Anyway, Rockson don't believe in shoot video. Shoot for fuck?
All the girl who ever fuck by Rockson will never forget. No need simi video! Fuck until they sleeping that time also can dream, wake up down there wet wet, face sweat sweat. Hahahahahaha!!!!!
I saw the video of this Nayang Poly girl I notice a few thing.
First is the guy got no experience. You must always make the girl feel good first! Can not just take out the gun and stick into this hole that hole! You like your microphone to be karaoke, she also like you to eat her oyster see-hum. Rubba rubba the girl is a must! Cannot be selfish or else your snake have to swim into dry cave.
Must be see too many the prawn movie, believe that girl no need to warm up one. In the prawn movie, all the girl are got big neneh, and their cheebye will auto gear get wet by just sucking the man cock. In the prawn movie, girl like you to shoot their face and eye and nose with your cock juice. KNN you learn from the prawn movie how to fuck, confirm you won’t see the girl again. You call your guy friend to shoot his lan cheow juice in your eye lah! See you like it or not!
Second is the guy look like never wear seat belt. Nabei this kind of thing they never teach student in school meh? Rubber is must wear! Wait the girl or the guy got any kind of pua chee bye disease, it is too late liao. Must be the school never teach about condom. Just tell student to don't do it. Might as well you tell the fish don't swim or the monkey don't scratch their backside and smell their finger. You cannot stop people to have sex one. They want to swim into the sea they will swim. You can only tell them how to wear the life jacket.
Actually I also dunno why Singaporeans is so shock. What? You believe that Singapore young people is all virgin? The only people who is not having the sex is the married couple because they kena the work pressure and cannot enjoy. Young people so free, will sure got fuck like hamster one.
Singaporeans also believes other thing, like Singapore is the most safe country in the world and got no gun and got no more gang. The police catch all of them liao, they say. Fuck you understand? How many murder this last few day? Even got gangster shoot gangster. Singapore black society is still there, you dunno only.
Anyway Lawrence tell me actually the sex video is only part 1. Still got Part 2 and Part 3. Wah, like Star War like that.
He give me the link, he say get from the Sammyboy kopitiam forum one so confirm good. I think the Part 1 video, even your mother also see liao (only Straits Time haven't see, the fucked up reporter there say he cannot find).
I don't have time to see the part 2 and 3 video yet. I have to sleep liao. Maybe I will ask Lawrence copy for me to my handphone so I can see it when I am free. Good thing I don’t shoot my own handphone sex video. The handphone memory also not enough. Hahahahahaha!!!!
Part 2 is here
Part 3 is this one
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Orh-seem iFuck!
Nabei! Lawrence do for me this photo of my idea, Rockson's iFuck! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Happy New Year and everyday fucking raining
I think its be for the best for Karen. Here no job one. Fucking cheebye newspaper everyday front page say all the good news. House price fucking go up, economy fucking go up, job fucking go up, share price fucking go up. Ya, you got money, sure can make money from share. No money no job buy what lan cheow share?
I think it is best for her to go. Valentime Day no need buy flower for her! Hahahahaha! Then I can valentime with more girl hahahahaha!
Yesterday the newspaper front page big big say the stock market will be good and is bull. Inside small small got one part say the Singapore election estate is going to change. Always like that, very easy to settle those estate toolan the gahmen one. Today you is Cheng San, tomorrow you is Ang Mo Kio. Cheebye.
It is for her own good lah. Anyway she like ang moh country more. Singapore got no place for her and her life science degree. Singapore only got time for the phd and the scholar and the gifted in exam one. At least she never go Korea that fucked up country. All their clowning result is all bluff one! Cannot say cannot lah! Fake the result make the whole world laugh at your country the science!
She at first tell me on that day I pick up her at the airport after I talk to Ah Heng. I thought she joking. She was not.
So last few week, I help her pack and drive her to buy her thing. Woman got many things one! Fucking so many shoe and dress! I think have to use a ship to send there!
We went to the New Year party. Quite fun but so many cheebye people. And the Bangra worker also there to disco and touch touch our woman. Got one or two young Ah Beng boy try to run and spray their white christmas snow at Karen so they can eat her bean curd but she give one of them a kick in the lampa before he got chance to spray. And Raymond and me chase after the other two guy and punch them until their face and lan cheow also become blue black. I think don't say spray white christmas snow, after Raymond and me take care them, they also cannot spray their own white thing for a few weeks liao.
Some things cannot depend on Singapore gahmen or police to settle one. Better to settle yourself. Anyway this kind of big party sure got all kind of cheebye fuckers come and try to molest girl. Break a few arm and leg and they will learn to next time touch themself body and not other people girl.
The other day I saw the tv got this advetisment for some new osim thing. The cowboy girl is sit on something and making all kind of sex sound. I think it is call iHorse or something. Suppose to be for exercise one!
Nabei like this all the girl who ride my horse also can get a lot of exercise too! Hahahahahahaha!!! No need what osim machine! Dunno if they got sell different plastic lancheow to attach to the seat for more exercise! Small, Medium, Large, Extra large and Rockson! Hahahhaha!!
Maybe can make one model for two person sit one, then Karen and me and Karen cheebye ear-ring really can do a lot of stunt! Call it osim iFuck! Hahahhaha!!!!
This few day, it is been raining. Rain and rain and rain. KNNBCCB want to go out with Karen also hard. So we just stay at her house and pack, sleep and fuck a lot.
Australia weather is better. Ya, I think its be best for Karen lah.
I think it is best for her to go. Valentime Day no need buy flower for her! Hahahahaha! Then I can valentime with more girl hahahahaha!
Yesterday the newspaper front page big big say the stock market will be good and is bull. Inside small small got one part say the Singapore election estate is going to change. Always like that, very easy to settle those estate toolan the gahmen one. Today you is Cheng San, tomorrow you is Ang Mo Kio. Cheebye.
It is for her own good lah. Anyway she like ang moh country more. Singapore got no place for her and her life science degree. Singapore only got time for the phd and the scholar and the gifted in exam one. At least she never go Korea that fucked up country. All their clowning result is all bluff one! Cannot say cannot lah! Fake the result make the whole world laugh at your country the science!
She at first tell me on that day I pick up her at the airport after I talk to Ah Heng. I thought she joking. She was not.
So last few week, I help her pack and drive her to buy her thing. Woman got many things one! Fucking so many shoe and dress! I think have to use a ship to send there!
We went to the New Year party. Quite fun but so many cheebye people. And the Bangra worker also there to disco and touch touch our woman. Got one or two young Ah Beng boy try to run and spray their white christmas snow at Karen so they can eat her bean curd but she give one of them a kick in the lampa before he got chance to spray. And Raymond and me chase after the other two guy and punch them until their face and lan cheow also become blue black. I think don't say spray white christmas snow, after Raymond and me take care them, they also cannot spray their own white thing for a few weeks liao.
Some things cannot depend on Singapore gahmen or police to settle one. Better to settle yourself. Anyway this kind of big party sure got all kind of cheebye fuckers come and try to molest girl. Break a few arm and leg and they will learn to next time touch themself body and not other people girl.
The other day I saw the tv got this advetisment for some new osim thing. The cowboy girl is sit on something and making all kind of sex sound. I think it is call iHorse or something. Suppose to be for exercise one!
Nabei like this all the girl who ride my horse also can get a lot of exercise too! Hahahahahahaha!!! No need what osim machine! Dunno if they got sell different plastic lancheow to attach to the seat for more exercise! Small, Medium, Large, Extra large and Rockson! Hahahhaha!!
Maybe can make one model for two person sit one, then Karen and me and Karen cheebye ear-ring really can do a lot of stunt! Call it osim iFuck! Hahahhaha!!!!
This few day, it is been raining. Rain and rain and rain. KNNBCCB want to go out with Karen also hard. So we just stay at her house and pack, sleep and fuck a lot.
Australia weather is better. Ya, I think its be best for Karen lah.
Friday, December 23, 2005
We close our eyes because we dowan to see
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Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Go Zoukout see bikini chio bu
Saturday Lawrence drag me to Zoukout at Sentosa. At first he told me it is Tanjong Beach, so I take taxi to Tanjong Katong (when he said Tanjong Beach I thought -- Nabei! Tanjong Katong got beach meh?). Then I call him from the Katong laksa place and he said, No lah you bodoh it is at Sentosa!
The place so many people, cheebye, queue here queue there. Actually not look like disco, more like the Circus Dee Sorry (last time come to Singapore the France circus). Got clown, got those do stunt one, even got massage (not the Geylang suck cock kind).
Then at around 2am it fucking rain! KNNBCCB! But the rain also make the many bikini girls all even more sexy, because very cold and their neh neh sedia! My horse also sedia! Nosebleed man! Hahahahahaha!!!
And the music some I like, some I dunno how to understand, got no words one. And the DJ got many of them got name sound like Germany bad words. Some of the DJ even got those abc with the two cheebye dots on top of their name one (I don't know how to type for you to see).
Lawrence later went internet to look for chio bu Zoukout photos. He took a lot of girl photo himself because he sibei tee ko but he dowan to share with me, but he gave me a few other chio bu photo to put on my blog. I dunno where he get one but I check already, they are all 100% girl one (I still haven't forgive that pua cheebye Lawrence!). Please enjoy some Rockson Zoukout chio bu photo!
I read that Australia got also drunk beach party, but it is not same as Zoukout with sexy chio bu dancing type, but is drunk Ang Moh Ah Beng go and beat chocolate skin colour people kind of party. This beach is in Sydney, call Cuntulla. I think this kind of fucked up party no one want to go except drunk Australia Ah Beng and their police. I was worried Karen is ok in Australia, because she also in Sydney now.
If Karen here she sure go this Zoukout one. But she came back from France a while, and we chiong and shiok for a few days, then she have to fly to Australia to find another friend.
Karen not here, I a bit the sian, so I go back quite early, never stay over night on the beach. Some of the girl I meet there give me their phone number, but I don't have mood to call them. I also don't like sand go inside my horse there, make me walk already knn like my underwear is made of sandpaper liddat.
In the morning I went to have breakfast with Ah Heng, who is boss of no number secret society gang. I say him before in my post about President one. He drink his kopi kosong, and kow pei to me about the stupid loan shark runner who push the woman make her lose her baby one.
Ah Heng he say. Chow cheebye that fucker! I dunno who's man is he, but if I find him, I will cut off his lampa! KNN! Give we all loan shark bad name! We do business one, most hate cheebye problem like this because it make the gahmen have to show they are doing something then come and disturb our business.
Ah Heng say he want to cut off your lampa, you better hide or go other country. He don't use knife one, he use spoon. Those Chinese drink soup kind.
Ah Heng voice now a bit louder, but the other people in the kopi tiam don't dare to look at him, because they know who he is.
You see the newspaper complain us now, say all the loan shark is bad people? Ah Heng say, Why they never say the other kind of loan shark, call Bank? I don't go and ask you, you need money or not, right? No! You need money then you come and look for me!
But this fucker banks they everyday ask you to use their money, get loan to buy those big TV and other thing you cannot buy, then make you pay the loan until you fucking die. This kind of pookie thing, the gahmen close one eye, but they come and disturb money lender like me. I say fuck their motherchowcheebye!
I ask Ah Heng he want to order some more kopi or not, he nod his head and continue to kow pei.
He say, Many of the people come and borrow money from me is not they gamble one, ok? I hate those gamble casino and shares one! Those always the most hard to get back the money one! Make until my consultant have to work more hard to get back my money.
A lot of people is borrow money from me because their family member sick and they no money to pay the expensive famous Singapore gahmen hospital bill. This kind of poor people bank dowan to lend them money so they borrow from me first, then the insurance pay them that time, they pay me back. Good thing is the insurance fuckers always take long time to pay back the family or else I interest also hard to earn.
He drink his kopi and say, Now see lah! Have to slow down my business, and do other thing until the fire is not so hot. How I going to answer my investor? A lot of my investor is actually doctor, you know? They got a lot of cash from their doctor business (especially from write MC and sell cough medicine), don't want to pay gahmen tax so the fuckers give me their money to do this business. They sure toolan one. KNNBCCB!
Ah Heng get up and say he have to go. He got some dvd coming in he have to settle. I also have to go home and sleep. Sunday I sleep all day.
Karen just call say she is coming back tonight, and she got something to tell me. I am going to drive to airport to pick her up. She said she got sun tan line for me to see. My horse can also Zouk Out liao! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
The place so many people, cheebye, queue here queue there. Actually not look like disco, more like the Circus Dee Sorry (last time come to Singapore the France circus). Got clown, got those do stunt one, even got massage (not the Geylang suck cock kind).
Then at around 2am it fucking rain! KNNBCCB! But the rain also make the many bikini girls all even more sexy, because very cold and their neh neh sedia! My horse also sedia! Nosebleed man! Hahahahahaha!!!
And the music some I like, some I dunno how to understand, got no words one. And the DJ got many of them got name sound like Germany bad words. Some of the DJ even got those abc with the two cheebye dots on top of their name one (I don't know how to type for you to see).
Lawrence later went internet to look for chio bu Zoukout photos. He took a lot of girl photo himself because he sibei tee ko but he dowan to share with me, but he gave me a few other chio bu photo to put on my blog. I dunno where he get one but I check already, they are all 100% girl one (I still haven't forgive that pua cheebye Lawrence!). Please enjoy some Rockson Zoukout chio bu photo!
I read that Australia got also drunk beach party, but it is not same as Zoukout with sexy chio bu dancing type, but is drunk Ang Moh Ah Beng go and beat chocolate skin colour people kind of party. This beach is in Sydney, call Cuntulla. I think this kind of fucked up party no one want to go except drunk Australia Ah Beng and their police. I was worried Karen is ok in Australia, because she also in Sydney now.
If Karen here she sure go this Zoukout one. But she came back from France a while, and we chiong and shiok for a few days, then she have to fly to Australia to find another friend.
Karen not here, I a bit the sian, so I go back quite early, never stay over night on the beach. Some of the girl I meet there give me their phone number, but I don't have mood to call them. I also don't like sand go inside my horse there, make me walk already knn like my underwear is made of sandpaper liddat.
In the morning I went to have breakfast with Ah Heng, who is boss of no number secret society gang. I say him before in my post about President one. He drink his kopi kosong, and kow pei to me about the stupid loan shark runner who push the woman make her lose her baby one.
Ah Heng he say. Chow cheebye that fucker! I dunno who's man is he, but if I find him, I will cut off his lampa! KNN! Give we all loan shark bad name! We do business one, most hate cheebye problem like this because it make the gahmen have to show they are doing something then come and disturb our business.
Ah Heng say he want to cut off your lampa, you better hide or go other country. He don't use knife one, he use spoon. Those Chinese drink soup kind.
Ah Heng voice now a bit louder, but the other people in the kopi tiam don't dare to look at him, because they know who he is.
You see the newspaper complain us now, say all the loan shark is bad people? Ah Heng say, Why they never say the other kind of loan shark, call Bank? I don't go and ask you, you need money or not, right? No! You need money then you come and look for me!
But this fucker banks they everyday ask you to use their money, get loan to buy those big TV and other thing you cannot buy, then make you pay the loan until you fucking die. This kind of pookie thing, the gahmen close one eye, but they come and disturb money lender like me. I say fuck their motherchowcheebye!
I ask Ah Heng he want to order some more kopi or not, he nod his head and continue to kow pei.
He say, Many of the people come and borrow money from me is not they gamble one, ok? I hate those gamble casino and shares one! Those always the most hard to get back the money one! Make until my consultant have to work more hard to get back my money.
A lot of people is borrow money from me because their family member sick and they no money to pay the expensive famous Singapore gahmen hospital bill. This kind of poor people bank dowan to lend them money so they borrow from me first, then the insurance pay them that time, they pay me back. Good thing is the insurance fuckers always take long time to pay back the family or else I interest also hard to earn.
He drink his kopi and say, Now see lah! Have to slow down my business, and do other thing until the fire is not so hot. How I going to answer my investor? A lot of my investor is actually doctor, you know? They got a lot of cash from their doctor business (especially from write MC and sell cough medicine), don't want to pay gahmen tax so the fuckers give me their money to do this business. They sure toolan one. KNNBCCB!
Ah Heng get up and say he have to go. He got some dvd coming in he have to settle. I also have to go home and sleep. Sunday I sleep all day.
Karen just call say she is coming back tonight, and she got something to tell me. I am going to drive to airport to pick her up. She said she got sun tan line for me to see. My horse can also Zouk Out liao! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Fuck that Lawrence pua chee bye
KNNBCCB!!!!
But I have to tell you something. Fuck that Lawrence pua chee bye. Later he sms me, You like the photo or not? See already your horse hard? I tell you, Rockson, the drunk neh neh girl is a GUY!!!!
Pui pui pui!!!!!
But I have to tell you something. Fuck that Lawrence pua chee bye. Later he sms me, You like the photo or not? See already your horse hard? I tell you, Rockson, the drunk neh neh girl is a GUY!!!!
Pui pui pui!!!!!
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Girl drunk at bar kena take photo
Lawrence send me this neh neh photo link the other day. He say is take at Madam Wong bar and the girl is fucking drunk and din know got people take her photo.
This is the photo (better don't see in office, wait your boss see you say you use office time to look at neh neh picture).
Still got people go to Madam Wong meh?
Lucky she is not in Malaysia, or else sure kena do the take off clothes and squatting exercise one! Hahahahahahaha!!!!
This is the photo (better don't see in office, wait your boss see you say you use office time to look at neh neh picture).
Still got people go to Madam Wong meh?
Lucky she is not in Malaysia, or else sure kena do the take off clothes and squatting exercise one! Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Malaysia police minah tekan China mei mei!
Karen go oversea to France for a while, look for her friend there, so I got time to see my own friend again. Sunday I send her to the airport for her SIA flight.
She kena the airport cock up her luggage, because she call me tell me her bags not at the airport when she reach there. And she got no clean underwear to wear when she reach France! I told her don't wear lor hahahahaha!!!
She laugh and say I naughty, wait she come back and punish my horse.
Singapore number one world class airport can so fucked up and cock up people bag. Must be their staff use the airport computer to see XXX website kena virus hahahaha!!
I call Lawrence after Karen go oversea and he scold me say why I so many fucking day never go and chiong with him, got stead liao no need to have friend is it?
I told him cheebye lah, I where got stead? Karen is just friend only, but friend who like my horse very much. Hahahaha!!! My horse is for many girl to share one, but it is true this few week Karen share it more than other girl. Make until I very tired.
Usually girl who like sex a lot is very ugly one, but she is chio and like to fuck also, and also chute many pattern in bed. And she even like to listen Andy Lau, my favourite Heavenly Sky King! Sometime we even fuck with his best of the best song "Give Me A Glass of Mineral Water"!
Anyway I tell Lawrence, she is just a friend lah and ask him want to go out or not.
After we go out Monday night, Lawrence come help me to upload this video that is shoot in Malaysia by secret handphone camera! My blog is now like a tv! It is that video of the Malaysia police minah who tekan the China woman make her naked and do squatting exercise!
You can also see the video by clicking here! Rockson tv channel!
(Fuck the movie kena delete by dunno who!!! Chow Cheebye!!!! Never mind, you go here and get.)
I see the China woman neh neh so nice and big big my horse also hard liao!
I thought Malaysia police just give them coffee money can already? How come this China woman kena so jialat? Maybe she don't have enough ringgit to give them!
Must be they thought she is a pros! Maybe they think all China woman is pros! Or they scared the China woman come to Malaysia make until got too many orang cina.
This video is be make China sibeh toolan Malaysia and also Malaysia own people is shock that got this kind of thing. Their opposition MP also got chance to pretend to be hero.
I heard their police chief now say it is not a bad thing what! We Malaysia police is always like that tekan China woman by make them tng sar and hold their ear and squat until their neh neh bounce. He also say he not angry his police do this, and want to catch the fella who shoot the video.
Like this I also want to be Malaysia policeman! Every time see got China mei mei just catch and make her do the Malaysia Police Sexy Jump for me!
You! China ger! Jump again! Saya want to make sure your cheebye inside is not hiding drug or weapon! No! Not enough, jump some more!
Hahahahahaha!!!!
Ok, you jump liao got nothing come out your Chinese cheebye. I think I have to use hand to check! What! You complain? No use one, my police chief will say we make you naked and jump jump jump like this is allow one! Hahahahaha!!! My minister even say cannot scold us, wait we low morale! Jump for me again! Wait, don't jump first, my other police friend also want to come and see.
I also read their police minister Noh Amar come out and say those foreigner who not happy and who say Malaysia police tekan people, they can fuck off and go home.
Like this how to Malaysia Truly Asia? If the foreigner really go home, then who is the Malaysia police going to tekan and take bribe from? Then they will have to survive with their peanut gahmen police salary only! Cannot!
(Malaysia peanut is not the same as Singapore peanut. Is really peanut.)
I think if I am Malaysia PM, I also headache got this kind of lan cheow mouth minister and police chief who anyhow say thing to make my country lao kui. But life is fair one, Singapore got Chee (Singapore minister of Australia), and Malaysia got this Noh Amar!
PM Addullah already say sorry to the China gahmen, but this Noh Amar minister come out and tell the orang asli to go back their own country. If in Singapore, that minister already kena his orang lam pah cut off liao.
I think Malaysia must learn from Singapore, welcome all the foreigner to Singapore. Singapore is love to suck China lan cheow because our gahmen want the China business.
Let the China student study in Singapore for free, give their mother come here also. Our job also can give them. Student, professor or prostitute all can come to Singapore, comfirm won't kena tekan.
Tonight I am going to chiong with Raymond and Lawrence again. Dunno when Karen going to come back. Yesterday she call me that time, she say she will call me again tonight.
She kena the airport cock up her luggage, because she call me tell me her bags not at the airport when she reach there. And she got no clean underwear to wear when she reach France! I told her don't wear lor hahahahaha!!!
She laugh and say I naughty, wait she come back and punish my horse.
Singapore number one world class airport can so fucked up and cock up people bag. Must be their staff use the airport computer to see XXX website kena virus hahahaha!!
I call Lawrence after Karen go oversea and he scold me say why I so many fucking day never go and chiong with him, got stead liao no need to have friend is it?
I told him cheebye lah, I where got stead? Karen is just friend only, but friend who like my horse very much. Hahahaha!!! My horse is for many girl to share one, but it is true this few week Karen share it more than other girl. Make until I very tired.
Usually girl who like sex a lot is very ugly one, but she is chio and like to fuck also, and also chute many pattern in bed. And she even like to listen Andy Lau, my favourite Heavenly Sky King! Sometime we even fuck with his best of the best song "Give Me A Glass of Mineral Water"!
Anyway I tell Lawrence, she is just a friend lah and ask him want to go out or not.
After we go out Monday night, Lawrence come help me to upload this video that is shoot in Malaysia by secret handphone camera! My blog is now like a tv! It is that video of the Malaysia police minah who tekan the China woman make her naked and do squatting exercise!
You can also see the video by clicking here! Rockson tv channel!
(Fuck the movie kena delete by dunno who!!! Chow Cheebye!!!! Never mind, you go here and get.)
I see the China woman neh neh so nice and big big my horse also hard liao!
I thought Malaysia police just give them coffee money can already? How come this China woman kena so jialat? Maybe she don't have enough ringgit to give them!
Must be they thought she is a pros! Maybe they think all China woman is pros! Or they scared the China woman come to Malaysia make until got too many orang cina.
This video is be make China sibeh toolan Malaysia and also Malaysia own people is shock that got this kind of thing. Their opposition MP also got chance to pretend to be hero.
I heard their police chief now say it is not a bad thing what! We Malaysia police is always like that tekan China woman by make them tng sar and hold their ear and squat until their neh neh bounce. He also say he not angry his police do this, and want to catch the fella who shoot the video.
Like this I also want to be Malaysia policeman! Every time see got China mei mei just catch and make her do the Malaysia Police Sexy Jump for me!
You! China ger! Jump again! Saya want to make sure your cheebye inside is not hiding drug or weapon! No! Not enough, jump some more!
Hahahahahaha!!!!
Ok, you jump liao got nothing come out your Chinese cheebye. I think I have to use hand to check! What! You complain? No use one, my police chief will say we make you naked and jump jump jump like this is allow one! Hahahahaha!!! My minister even say cannot scold us, wait we low morale! Jump for me again! Wait, don't jump first, my other police friend also want to come and see.
I also read their police minister Noh Amar come out and say those foreigner who not happy and who say Malaysia police tekan people, they can fuck off and go home.
Like this how to Malaysia Truly Asia? If the foreigner really go home, then who is the Malaysia police going to tekan and take bribe from? Then they will have to survive with their peanut gahmen police salary only! Cannot!
(Malaysia peanut is not the same as Singapore peanut. Is really peanut.)
I think if I am Malaysia PM, I also headache got this kind of lan cheow mouth minister and police chief who anyhow say thing to make my country lao kui. But life is fair one, Singapore got Chee (Singapore minister of Australia), and Malaysia got this Noh Amar!
PM Addullah already say sorry to the China gahmen, but this Noh Amar minister come out and tell the orang asli to go back their own country. If in Singapore, that minister already kena his orang lam pah cut off liao.
I think Malaysia must learn from Singapore, welcome all the foreigner to Singapore. Singapore is love to suck China lan cheow because our gahmen want the China business.
Let the China student study in Singapore for free, give their mother come here also. Our job also can give them. Student, professor or prostitute all can come to Singapore, comfirm won't kena tekan.
Tonight I am going to chiong with Raymond and Lawrence again. Dunno when Karen going to come back. Yesterday she call me that time, she say she will call me again tonight.
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
$5k can don't do NS
Wah lao, I down there very pain like fuck, man. Should not have listen to Karen. Now I cannot even walk properly.
Horse pain can excuse army or not? Hahahahaha!!!
But I heard got some fucker siam NS only kena $5000 fine only? He is some world class pianist, last time go oversea to play piano, never come back to do army, now want to come back Singapore. Come back go army court only kena fine $5000!!!!
KNNBCCB!!!!
Normal people like this siam army sure is kena $5000 orh gong and the three year jail one!
Somemore he now come back to Singapore like is a KNN music hero!
Be world class pianist can pay $5000 siam NS and reservist, be world class penis can downgrade or not? Cheebye!!!!
Singapore gahmen is got one law for normal people like me and you, and got another law for the special, the rich and the got power one. You is world class pianist and you siam army now you want to come back see your mother father because they lao liao cannot fly to England, ok ok come back to Singapore we only orh gong you $5k.
KNN I got friend who run away from army go oversea study, their mother father die already he also cannot come back see them. Come back will go jail. Cheebye.
Singapore is liddat one. If you is world class pianist, or world class student, or world class son of world class father, you can siam NS, or can become instant General, or can even take drug no need go jail or kena hang. And those instant General can become CEO of gahmen company never mind he never do any lan cheow business before. These General never even sell cha kuay teow before, but can use eye power and be big company boss.
Some instant General can even become CEO of Singapore!!! Lucky that one is smart one, not like the gahmen company generals.
But if you is only low class chao beng karaoke king, or low class fail exam student, or low class son of no class father, you will do reservist as chao corporal until you die.
If I know can pay $5k to don't do NS, fuck man, I also go and learn how to play the cheebye piano! I will even learn to play piano with my horse! Can be world class world famous Rockson the Horse Pianist! Singapore Penis Pianist! Got 11 finger! Hahahahahaha!!!!
Wasted I am only Big Horse, and not White Horse. Army White Horse is got the best life in the world. Nobody dare to fuck with you. Rich people, minister people, and those bigfuck Colonel and General, all their son is call White Horse. Some of these bigfuck officer just because their son is in a unit, everything also special, and the PC all dun dare to tekan their golden son platoon.
I think they should have make me White Horse too. When my Horse excited shoot the bullet is also white colour one! Hahahahaha!!! I am world class lan cheow what! My horse is SAF secret weapon. Enemy see they will scared.
My horse is so secret weapon, soldier take photo of it and put on their blog can kena charged one, ok?
Want to put my photo on blog must write and ask permission from Mindeaf one.
Dear Sir
I, NRIC Number, rank and name, want to ask permission put the photo of Rockson top secret horse on my blog. Like this is for to make the Army moral more better, because the men see already will know that Singapore soldier got two rifle and sure win the enemy one.
Hahahahahaha!!!
But army dunno what is blog. You ask them also no use, they only know how to say no first. I read the news say they make the blogger ask permission to blog, cheebye, ask for fuck? Every fuck thing also must ask permission, people no need to do anything already. So I blog my reservist go and chiong the bar and fuck the chicken also must ask permission from you issit?
Dear Sir,
I, NRIC Number, rank and name, want to ask permission put the photo of my buddy and me go to the R and R and fuck the girls behind and in front together, and see the neh neh show. We want show that army life also very fun, not only shooting enemy, but also shooting girl.
Your most On soldier,
Sgt Rockson Tan
Dear Sgt Rockson,
Cheebye lah. You cannot post the photo of this kind of fuck thing because army dowan people know that their men go reservist oversea is do this kind of fuck thing. We tell the Singapore mother, girlfriend and wife that we give the soldier condom is for them use to put water in the jungle training. You want them to know the condom is so that our soldier go oversea don't kena any lan cheow disease issit? Nabei! We dowan our serviceman to kena lan cheow disease because our MO in the medical centre only know how to give panadol. Panadol cannot cure lan cheow disease one. Thank you very much your feedback.
Yours sincerely,
Mindeaf Ask Permission Dept
Hahahahahaha!!!
I read the Singapore newspaper say "Singapore army in USA is damn big fuck!" But the whole world news say "Singapore army soldier write blog and kena fuck!".
So Singapore army now is more famous for blog than for their Apookie helicopter, hahahaha!!!
But nowaday cannot be like old time, got serviceman die or training not safe can still hide from outside people. People is donate their son and husband give you to use for army training, you cannot anyhow fuck with their life. You see how long they hide the commando water training, only got people die then Singapore people know and army take action. Like this how you answer the mother father and wife of the soldier?
Fuck fuck fuck!!! My down there still so pain. Next time I dowan to listen to Karen liao. I like to see her wear her sexy short short bicycle shorts to ride her racing bike (she always jao geng and can see her g-string and sometime even cheebye!) but fuck lah, ride the fucking bicycle at the whole East Coast is damn pain for my horse.
Worse when I keep see Karen cycle that time bend down and her neh neh swing here swing there (she is like to wear low low tank top too) and her g-string keep jao geng, make my horse become harder than the bicycle seat.
Horse hard and ride bicycle is damn pain one ok? Lucky I never go and pierce my horse, or else after ride bike cannot ride girl! Hahahahahahaha!!!
Horse pain can excuse army or not? Hahahahaha!!!
But I heard got some fucker siam NS only kena $5000 fine only? He is some world class pianist, last time go oversea to play piano, never come back to do army, now want to come back Singapore. Come back go army court only kena fine $5000!!!!
KNNBCCB!!!!
Normal people like this siam army sure is kena $5000 orh gong and the three year jail one!
Somemore he now come back to Singapore like is a KNN music hero!
Be world class pianist can pay $5000 siam NS and reservist, be world class penis can downgrade or not? Cheebye!!!!
Singapore gahmen is got one law for normal people like me and you, and got another law for the special, the rich and the got power one. You is world class pianist and you siam army now you want to come back see your mother father because they lao liao cannot fly to England, ok ok come back to Singapore we only orh gong you $5k.
KNN I got friend who run away from army go oversea study, their mother father die already he also cannot come back see them. Come back will go jail. Cheebye.
Singapore is liddat one. If you is world class pianist, or world class student, or world class son of world class father, you can siam NS, or can become instant General, or can even take drug no need go jail or kena hang. And those instant General can become CEO of gahmen company never mind he never do any lan cheow business before. These General never even sell cha kuay teow before, but can use eye power and be big company boss.
Some instant General can even become CEO of Singapore!!! Lucky that one is smart one, not like the gahmen company generals.
But if you is only low class chao beng karaoke king, or low class fail exam student, or low class son of no class father, you will do reservist as chao corporal until you die.
If I know can pay $5k to don't do NS, fuck man, I also go and learn how to play the cheebye piano! I will even learn to play piano with my horse! Can be world class world famous Rockson the Horse Pianist! Singapore Penis Pianist! Got 11 finger! Hahahahahaha!!!!
Wasted I am only Big Horse, and not White Horse. Army White Horse is got the best life in the world. Nobody dare to fuck with you. Rich people, minister people, and those bigfuck Colonel and General, all their son is call White Horse. Some of these bigfuck officer just because their son is in a unit, everything also special, and the PC all dun dare to tekan their golden son platoon.
I think they should have make me White Horse too. When my Horse excited shoot the bullet is also white colour one! Hahahahaha!!! I am world class lan cheow what! My horse is SAF secret weapon. Enemy see they will scared.
My horse is so secret weapon, soldier take photo of it and put on their blog can kena charged one, ok?
Want to put my photo on blog must write and ask permission from Mindeaf one.
Dear Sir
I, NRIC Number, rank and name, want to ask permission put the photo of Rockson top secret horse on my blog. Like this is for to make the Army moral more better, because the men see already will know that Singapore soldier got two rifle and sure win the enemy one.
Hahahahahaha!!!
But army dunno what is blog. You ask them also no use, they only know how to say no first. I read the news say they make the blogger ask permission to blog, cheebye, ask for fuck? Every fuck thing also must ask permission, people no need to do anything already. So I blog my reservist go and chiong the bar and fuck the chicken also must ask permission from you issit?
Dear Sir,
I, NRIC Number, rank and name, want to ask permission put the photo of my buddy and me go to the R and R and fuck the girls behind and in front together, and see the neh neh show. We want show that army life also very fun, not only shooting enemy, but also shooting girl.
Your most On soldier,
Sgt Rockson Tan
Dear Sgt Rockson,
Cheebye lah. You cannot post the photo of this kind of fuck thing because army dowan people know that their men go reservist oversea is do this kind of fuck thing. We tell the Singapore mother, girlfriend and wife that we give the soldier condom is for them use to put water in the jungle training. You want them to know the condom is so that our soldier go oversea don't kena any lan cheow disease issit? Nabei! We dowan our serviceman to kena lan cheow disease because our MO in the medical centre only know how to give panadol. Panadol cannot cure lan cheow disease one. Thank you very much your feedback.
Yours sincerely,
Mindeaf Ask Permission Dept
Hahahahahaha!!!
I read the Singapore newspaper say "Singapore army in USA is damn big fuck!" But the whole world news say "Singapore army soldier write blog and kena fuck!".
So Singapore army now is more famous for blog than for their Apookie helicopter, hahahaha!!!
But nowaday cannot be like old time, got serviceman die or training not safe can still hide from outside people. People is donate their son and husband give you to use for army training, you cannot anyhow fuck with their life. You see how long they hide the commando water training, only got people die then Singapore people know and army take action. Like this how you answer the mother father and wife of the soldier?
Fuck fuck fuck!!! My down there still so pain. Next time I dowan to listen to Karen liao. I like to see her wear her sexy short short bicycle shorts to ride her racing bike (she always jao geng and can see her g-string and sometime even cheebye!) but fuck lah, ride the fucking bicycle at the whole East Coast is damn pain for my horse.
Worse when I keep see Karen cycle that time bend down and her neh neh swing here swing there (she is like to wear low low tank top too) and her g-string keep jao geng, make my horse become harder than the bicycle seat.
Horse hard and ride bicycle is damn pain one ok? Lucky I never go and pierce my horse, or else after ride bike cannot ride girl! Hahahahahahaha!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
See Karen the Zouk girl again
Yesterday, Karen the girl I meet from Zouk call me to go out again. She fucking chiong queen man. When we fuck off from Zouk that night, she promise to show me her other earring.
We go her place and she tear off all my clothes. Drink so much can still so hiong. Must be she can drink a lot one. She saw my horse and shout like very happy puppy.
I think I am going to like you very much, Rocky dear, she said, you really are a Rock!
Then she also take off her clothes and she said now you can see where my other earring is.
KNNBCCB it is in her cheebye!!!!
Where got woman put earring in cheebye one!!!
It is for sex pleasure she said.
Your pleasure or my one? I ask.
Mine, she laugh, but I got one more pierce place for you to enjoy too.
She stick out her tongue and show me got one earring inside.
That one lagi shiok for me. I no need to tell you why. Shiok for many time that night.
She is study science one, she told me. Got those what life science degree from oversea. I said what lan cheow thing is life science? I ask is it the cut frog that subject, she said something like that.
She say like Singapore want to be medicine centre of the world, so those make medicine company will come here and make their medicine like viagra and invent new super-viagra (I no need this kind of thing, my horse can sedia long long hard hard hahahahaha!!!!).
So she thought study this cut frog subject can do this life science line. But she now jobless and looking new job.
I said how come you got degree in this science but no job?
She told me fuck lah, life science is only those want to do phd (I think is those even more high degree) then got job one. Normal degree people got no job in this line one because the KNN medicine company only want the can study germs those kind of phd degree people.
And the other type of job in this line is check the science machine one, this kind diploma also can do, no need degree. So she and her normal life science degree friends lan lan lor.
Now she doing some part time job for her friend, she said. Her life science give back to her school liao.
But I told her never mind, she can be phd of studying how to play my horse and she laugh.
So she call me again yesterday, ask me want to go out? Go and eat, club and fuck.
Wah. This degree girl very straight. Just come out and say.
Rockson like, hahahahahaha!!!!
Talk about kena fuck, I think the Opposition in Singapore should just join PAP. PAP have their golden horse award show can use free Police. Opposition have their own show must apply and pay Cisco.
Raymond say of course lah. If you is the 99.999999% gahmen, you sure must get free police for your show. Wait terrorist bomb all the come from backside door minister liao Singapore then we have to vote for new gahmen how? Like this is very inconvenient for Singaporean one.
If you are Opposition, and terrorist come and bomb your show, only Hougang and Potong Pasir will got no MP. Hahahahahaha!!!
I heard Singapore going to have no poor people anymore. Gahmen giving out one-fuck bonus. Give you feel good one time then you will forget the last four year you no job and everyfuckthing get more and more expensive.
Lao Lee plant his every year tree time, he say our economy very promising. I also say. Promise this promise that, promise promise promise. Cheebye.
Never mind, last time election they very promising good economy also, in the end we four years kena the most puacheeybye jobless time of the Singapore history. BUT! It is Sars kena make the economy bad, ok? Sars fault hor. Not gahmen fault.
This time they also very promising good economy, so Singaporean all must be happy like fuck. Ah Seng look at me when I told him Lao Lee say his promising, and he said wah yay and spit on the floor.
Tell me when the promising come true hor, he say.
Newspaper say life is become good what, so must be true. Singapore newspaper is number one in Singapore, number 140 in the world. But Lao Goh (so is he plant the peanut tree?) got say, Singapore is very special one. People say we freedom of newspaper is last of the world we fuck care them! We don't need have freedom of newspaper. Got one good virgin cheebye clean gahmen can already.
Newspaper in Singapore no need to report those not happy things one. Like this is not help country. Just need to be guai guai can already. Don't say those make Singapore people angry things. Left hand look like write about the real thing, right hand carry the gahmen lampa.
Must help no job no money Singapore worker be happy and sing song. This call the help country newspaper.
Lan cheow ok?
Anyway after Karen call me I meet her in town. She bring me to this shop, outside got many design. I ask her what kind of shop is this? She said don't worry, it won't pain one.
I said pain? What pain? You bring me come here do what thing?
She laugh and tell me, I think your horse will look very nice if got earring.
KNNBCCB!!!!
We go her place and she tear off all my clothes. Drink so much can still so hiong. Must be she can drink a lot one. She saw my horse and shout like very happy puppy.
I think I am going to like you very much, Rocky dear, she said, you really are a Rock!
Then she also take off her clothes and she said now you can see where my other earring is.
KNNBCCB it is in her cheebye!!!!
Where got woman put earring in cheebye one!!!
It is for sex pleasure she said.
Your pleasure or my one? I ask.
Mine, she laugh, but I got one more pierce place for you to enjoy too.
She stick out her tongue and show me got one earring inside.
That one lagi shiok for me. I no need to tell you why. Shiok for many time that night.
She is study science one, she told me. Got those what life science degree from oversea. I said what lan cheow thing is life science? I ask is it the cut frog that subject, she said something like that.
She say like Singapore want to be medicine centre of the world, so those make medicine company will come here and make their medicine like viagra and invent new super-viagra (I no need this kind of thing, my horse can sedia long long hard hard hahahahaha!!!!).
So she thought study this cut frog subject can do this life science line. But she now jobless and looking new job.
I said how come you got degree in this science but no job?
She told me fuck lah, life science is only those want to do phd (I think is those even more high degree) then got job one. Normal degree people got no job in this line one because the KNN medicine company only want the can study germs those kind of phd degree people.
And the other type of job in this line is check the science machine one, this kind diploma also can do, no need degree. So she and her normal life science degree friends lan lan lor.
Now she doing some part time job for her friend, she said. Her life science give back to her school liao.
But I told her never mind, she can be phd of studying how to play my horse and she laugh.
So she call me again yesterday, ask me want to go out? Go and eat, club and fuck.
Wah. This degree girl very straight. Just come out and say.
Rockson like, hahahahahaha!!!!
Talk about kena fuck, I think the Opposition in Singapore should just join PAP. PAP have their golden horse award show can use free Police. Opposition have their own show must apply and pay Cisco.
Raymond say of course lah. If you is the 99.999999% gahmen, you sure must get free police for your show. Wait terrorist bomb all the come from backside door minister liao Singapore then we have to vote for new gahmen how? Like this is very inconvenient for Singaporean one.
If you are Opposition, and terrorist come and bomb your show, only Hougang and Potong Pasir will got no MP. Hahahahahaha!!!
I heard Singapore going to have no poor people anymore. Gahmen giving out one-fuck bonus. Give you feel good one time then you will forget the last four year you no job and everyfuckthing get more and more expensive.
Lao Lee plant his every year tree time, he say our economy very promising. I also say. Promise this promise that, promise promise promise. Cheebye.
Never mind, last time election they very promising good economy also, in the end we four years kena the most puacheeybye jobless time of the Singapore history. BUT! It is Sars kena make the economy bad, ok? Sars fault hor. Not gahmen fault.
This time they also very promising good economy, so Singaporean all must be happy like fuck. Ah Seng look at me when I told him Lao Lee say his promising, and he said wah yay and spit on the floor.
Tell me when the promising come true hor, he say.
Newspaper say life is become good what, so must be true. Singapore newspaper is number one in Singapore, number 140 in the world. But Lao Goh (so is he plant the peanut tree?) got say, Singapore is very special one. People say we freedom of newspaper is last of the world we fuck care them! We don't need have freedom of newspaper. Got one good virgin cheebye clean gahmen can already.
Newspaper in Singapore no need to report those not happy things one. Like this is not help country. Just need to be guai guai can already. Don't say those make Singapore people angry things. Left hand look like write about the real thing, right hand carry the gahmen lampa.
Must help no job no money Singapore worker be happy and sing song. This call the help country newspaper.
Lan cheow ok?
Anyway after Karen call me I meet her in town. She bring me to this shop, outside got many design. I ask her what kind of shop is this? She said don't worry, it won't pain one.
I said pain? What pain? You bring me come here do what thing?
She laugh and tell me, I think your horse will look very nice if got earring.
KNNBCCB!!!!
Friday, October 28, 2005
Tiger got new beer and new girl
new tiger girl
Originally uploaded by Rockson.
Lawrence make for me new Tiger Girl kopitiam poster because he say Tiger beer now got new bottle and new model (the Fantastic 4 that chio girl call Jessica Abba).
He know I like to collect those kopi tiam beer poster with the big neh neh girls so he make for me.
He also help me put this photo in my flicker and my blog. I just type the word in his PC and he shoot this photo to my blog!!!
Fuck man, this flicker is damn fucking solid!
KNNBCCB!!! I see this Jessica Abba I also want to nosebleed liao. I give her play my horse bottle any time!!! Hahahahaha!!!!
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Buy 4D and go the Zouk renovation-finish party
Viceroy Menthol Light, Raymond say to the uncle at the shop. He last time is smoke Marlboro one, but now he change to cheaper brand, because the gahmen make until the hoon kee price very ex. Want to kill ownself faster with cigerete also must pay tax.
I long time quit the smoking liao. Want to support my baobei car then must cut something. Cannot support too many high tax thing, like car and hoon kee. Like this is like kena fuck mouth and fuck kar chng by Gahmen, front also kena fuck, back also kena fuck.
Sometime I stress for work until I think maybe want to start smoke again. Liddat then can die faster no need grow old in Singapore. But wait become sick don't die how? In Singapore you want to fall sick you better die, don't half live half dead, or else the doctor bill will kill you slowly.
It was Friday afternoon. We walk pass the Turf Club after lunch and Raymond start to gian.
You wait for me here ah? Raymond say. I go and buy somemore Toto and 4D.
This is Raymond most favouriter Turf Club to buy his every week the Toto and 4D. He say a lot of people always win from here one, so must die die also buy from here. I see him buy so many year, also never see him win big. I think only the Singapore Pool company is the one who win big.
I already very toolan my smelly cheebye luck, the Wednesday first prize for 4D is 3007. That is my last time car number, and I always buy but that week never buy. Never buy then come out. Cheebye.
If I strike, maybe can upgrade my baobei car, or I can don't work for a while and just go out and chiong, go drinking, bang a few new girlfren.
But I never win, so can only bang balls.
Inside this shop, got many people line up buy their 一个小希望, their One Little Hope. Got many kind of people, office people, old people, young people. Uncle, Auntie, Ah Pek, Ah Boy, all also want to strike. Many many dream stuck inside this dark dark place.
Got job want to strike 4D and quit job. No job want to strike 4D and then no need to look for job.
I also dunno why so many people kowpeh the casino and think until so hard how to stop Singaporean to go inside the Singapore casino. We already have the casino what. Got what thing we don't gamble here one? 4D, Toto, Big Sweep (damn hard to win this one), horse race, football, jackpot machine and shares, we all also have. And if want to play the casino card game, can just go Genting or people funeral. Sure got a few table there.
Raymond young that time is collect people 4D number at the coffee shop for the illegal 4D one. Those is not gahmen one, and the ticket cheaper (prize also smaller) so a lot people especially poor one like to buy, but win already you can get your money also not so confirm.
Raymond say he stop to do this line, because the Gahmen ownself start the gambling business and make until his kind of 4D very hard to do. Police come and squeeze and squeeze until his gambling gang the lampa also blue colour liao.
Gahmen is also gangster, but is got license kind of gangster.
Inside this Turf Club, I even see a few sexy office girl. The kind wear until the skirt tight tight and got wear jacket one. Wah seh, tight until the g-string line also can see. They wear the jacket in office but when come out eat lunch and buy 4D, they take out the jacket let you beoh their underneath the sexy speggeti top. Must be Singapore weather hot, so they don't wear shirt under their jacket.
Talk about Turf Club and club, that night I also go the Zouk renovation-finish party. I long time never go there liao, since that time go Mambo with Lawrence.
KNN! The queue damn long sial. Queue until the fucking Cocktorn hotel. And got a lot of bouncer and security. Tighter than guy virgin backside hole.
But Raymond got friend help us get in no need to queue.
I heard they spend a few million on the reno but I don't think the design is so good. Look like same leh. I think the toilets looks like change liao. At first I cannot find the tap! Then I find the tap and try to use it and I turn and turn the cheebye tap but cannot!!! KNNBCCB!!!!
Anyway if you drunk and dancing like seow you won't notice the design ugly or not. I think they use too many white colour, wait easy to dirty then they know. Raymond say he went the KL Zouk before, and the new Singapore one is look the same. Maybe they use the same designer got discount.
But they got change the speaker inside Zouk make until kan si lang big. Nabei the hi-fi is look like a HDB flat like that. I think even now my head still got the um-zi um-zi sound haven't go away yet. Tiu na seng.
That night also got a few Singapore star go Zouk (is those kind that go oversea people is dunno know who they are kind of star). I saw the stoner actor Benadick Goh and the fat become skinny girl-look-like-guy singer Ohlinda Choo. Also got those Mediacops last time star come. Maybe no show to act then they very free come here and show their face.
Lawrence went and drink until vomit and we have to put him inside taxi go home. Stupid fucker see the buy one drink get one drink free already very gian, and in the end drink so much. Same like last time at Mambo!!! I hate go Zouk this kind of place with him, he always drink until siao then tor. Heng I don't drive my baobei car go because parking damn fucked up and drive already cannot drink with them. Or else Lawrence sure fucking merlion inside my car one. Cheebye.
When I finish put the fucker Lawrence in the taxi I go back, and I saw got one fight outside the Phuture, but got the bouncer come and stop it. I think is got ang moh involve one.
But fight for fuck, man, go Phuture inside got a lot of chio bu to see. Dancing the R and B music on the dancing floor with big tv. Wear until sexy sexy, got the tube top, tank top and teh teh top. Tip top man.
There got a lot of girl hear the music already dance until like their cheebye itchy liddat. I think many is very young or no experience to drink, drink a bit only dance so sexy. But my horse and me never complain. Hahahahaha!!!!
I saw a few guy like to squeeze inside the crowded place and touch girl body. KNN cannot cow the girl have to like this then can touch girl kar chng. CMI man. If can make the girl to like you, you no need to secret secret touch her one. She will touch you first.
I wait for Raymond to buy the drink because we finish our whiskey liao. Suddenly I feel my arm got one girl rest her head there. Her face a bit red but she very friendly. And damn chio, short short, and hair long long, and longkang deep deep. My horse also sedia. Her nose is small small and got one ear ring.
We talk (actually more like shout) damn long time and drink some more. Her English very good like got study before one. She like don't mind my English so fucked up.
Her face remind me of last time got this girl I know who is study degree one, and everytime like to have orgy with her university friends and teachers in the university student hotel.
She said her fren is all dunno go where. So crowded this place. So she stay here and talk to me. She sit more and more closer to me when we talk, then her hand also start to touch me here and there.
Lets get out of here, she say, I am fucking sick of this shit.
I try to look for Raymond but the place very crowded and she pull me outside very fast.
We can go my place, she say, my roommates are out.
KNN! I thought I strike 4D, and Toto and Big Sweep all together, man.
I show you where my other ear ring is later, she say and laugh.
My horse happy until want to escape my jean and come out to play.
But no kar chng sex hor, she say, last time go this twisted fucker from my uni fuck my kar chng and I three days cannot get the fucking condom come out.
I long time quit the smoking liao. Want to support my baobei car then must cut something. Cannot support too many high tax thing, like car and hoon kee. Like this is like kena fuck mouth and fuck kar chng by Gahmen, front also kena fuck, back also kena fuck.
Sometime I stress for work until I think maybe want to start smoke again. Liddat then can die faster no need grow old in Singapore. But wait become sick don't die how? In Singapore you want to fall sick you better die, don't half live half dead, or else the doctor bill will kill you slowly.
It was Friday afternoon. We walk pass the Turf Club after lunch and Raymond start to gian.
You wait for me here ah? Raymond say. I go and buy somemore Toto and 4D.
This is Raymond most favouriter Turf Club to buy his every week the Toto and 4D. He say a lot of people always win from here one, so must die die also buy from here. I see him buy so many year, also never see him win big. I think only the Singapore Pool company is the one who win big.
I already very toolan my smelly cheebye luck, the Wednesday first prize for 4D is 3007. That is my last time car number, and I always buy but that week never buy. Never buy then come out. Cheebye.
If I strike, maybe can upgrade my baobei car, or I can don't work for a while and just go out and chiong, go drinking, bang a few new girlfren.
But I never win, so can only bang balls.
Inside this shop, got many people line up buy their 一个小希望, their One Little Hope. Got many kind of people, office people, old people, young people. Uncle, Auntie, Ah Pek, Ah Boy, all also want to strike. Many many dream stuck inside this dark dark place.
Got job want to strike 4D and quit job. No job want to strike 4D and then no need to look for job.
I also dunno why so many people kowpeh the casino and think until so hard how to stop Singaporean to go inside the Singapore casino. We already have the casino what. Got what thing we don't gamble here one? 4D, Toto, Big Sweep (damn hard to win this one), horse race, football, jackpot machine and shares, we all also have. And if want to play the casino card game, can just go Genting or people funeral. Sure got a few table there.
Raymond young that time is collect people 4D number at the coffee shop for the illegal 4D one. Those is not gahmen one, and the ticket cheaper (prize also smaller) so a lot people especially poor one like to buy, but win already you can get your money also not so confirm.
Raymond say he stop to do this line, because the Gahmen ownself start the gambling business and make until his kind of 4D very hard to do. Police come and squeeze and squeeze until his gambling gang the lampa also blue colour liao.
Gahmen is also gangster, but is got license kind of gangster.
Inside this Turf Club, I even see a few sexy office girl. The kind wear until the skirt tight tight and got wear jacket one. Wah seh, tight until the g-string line also can see. They wear the jacket in office but when come out eat lunch and buy 4D, they take out the jacket let you beoh their underneath the sexy speggeti top. Must be Singapore weather hot, so they don't wear shirt under their jacket.
Talk about Turf Club and club, that night I also go the Zouk renovation-finish party. I long time never go there liao, since that time go Mambo with Lawrence.
KNN! The queue damn long sial. Queue until the fucking Cocktorn hotel. And got a lot of bouncer and security. Tighter than guy virgin backside hole.
But Raymond got friend help us get in no need to queue.
I heard they spend a few million on the reno but I don't think the design is so good. Look like same leh. I think the toilets looks like change liao. At first I cannot find the tap! Then I find the tap and try to use it and I turn and turn the cheebye tap but cannot!!! KNNBCCB!!!!
Anyway if you drunk and dancing like seow you won't notice the design ugly or not. I think they use too many white colour, wait easy to dirty then they know. Raymond say he went the KL Zouk before, and the new Singapore one is look the same. Maybe they use the same designer got discount.
But they got change the speaker inside Zouk make until kan si lang big. Nabei the hi-fi is look like a HDB flat like that. I think even now my head still got the um-zi um-zi sound haven't go away yet. Tiu na seng.
That night also got a few Singapore star go Zouk (is those kind that go oversea people is dunno know who they are kind of star). I saw the stoner actor Benadick Goh and the fat become skinny girl-look-like-guy singer Ohlinda Choo. Also got those Mediacops last time star come. Maybe no show to act then they very free come here and show their face.
Lawrence went and drink until vomit and we have to put him inside taxi go home. Stupid fucker see the buy one drink get one drink free already very gian, and in the end drink so much. Same like last time at Mambo!!! I hate go Zouk this kind of place with him, he always drink until siao then tor. Heng I don't drive my baobei car go because parking damn fucked up and drive already cannot drink with them. Or else Lawrence sure fucking merlion inside my car one. Cheebye.
When I finish put the fucker Lawrence in the taxi I go back, and I saw got one fight outside the Phuture, but got the bouncer come and stop it. I think is got ang moh involve one.
But fight for fuck, man, go Phuture inside got a lot of chio bu to see. Dancing the R and B music on the dancing floor with big tv. Wear until sexy sexy, got the tube top, tank top and teh teh top. Tip top man.
There got a lot of girl hear the music already dance until like their cheebye itchy liddat. I think many is very young or no experience to drink, drink a bit only dance so sexy. But my horse and me never complain. Hahahahaha!!!!
I saw a few guy like to squeeze inside the crowded place and touch girl body. KNN cannot cow the girl have to like this then can touch girl kar chng. CMI man. If can make the girl to like you, you no need to secret secret touch her one. She will touch you first.
I wait for Raymond to buy the drink because we finish our whiskey liao. Suddenly I feel my arm got one girl rest her head there. Her face a bit red but she very friendly. And damn chio, short short, and hair long long, and longkang deep deep. My horse also sedia. Her nose is small small and got one ear ring.
We talk (actually more like shout) damn long time and drink some more. Her English very good like got study before one. She like don't mind my English so fucked up.
Her face remind me of last time got this girl I know who is study degree one, and everytime like to have orgy with her university friends and teachers in the university student hotel.
She said her fren is all dunno go where. So crowded this place. So she stay here and talk to me. She sit more and more closer to me when we talk, then her hand also start to touch me here and there.
Lets get out of here, she say, I am fucking sick of this shit.
I try to look for Raymond but the place very crowded and she pull me outside very fast.
We can go my place, she say, my roommates are out.
KNN! I thought I strike 4D, and Toto and Big Sweep all together, man.
I show you where my other ear ring is later, she say and laugh.
My horse happy until want to escape my jean and come out to play.
But no kar chng sex hor, she say, last time go this twisted fucker from my uni fuck my kar chng and I three days cannot get the fucking condom come out.
Friday, October 21, 2005
Only the Elite-Genius-Super-Long-Lan-Cheow stream can be Singapore leader
My office friend was telling me he very worried his children school exam. This year one boy is streaming, one girl is PSLE. he stress until want to vomit blood and die.
I told him don't so stress, you see me? I never study simi lan cheow degree, also ok what!
He said, your time and my time not the same. Now is all paper. Now the PSLE is so hard, even the poobor teacher who set the question also can make mistake, draw the triangle and square wrongly. And if the children young young don't do their study well, is be hong kan liao. Big already the gahmen will tell them go and do $800 job. So that's why he stress, he said.
Maybe thats why nowadays married people only fuck but never have baby (some couple stress until don't even fuck). Think of the baby big already have to kena so stress from exam and economy, better not to let the siao shoot the egg.
If I am the egg, I also dowan come out. Come out and see the dengue, see the bird flu, suunamee, earthquake and Primary 3 streaming exam, the egg will also say fuck this world motherbackside lah, I stay inside better.
Talk about exam, I read the newspaper and cheebye lah, Singapore only get 5th prize in whole world corruption exam.
KNNBCCB we lose to this four country:
-Danmark (they make the sibei good to eat butter cookie)
-New Zeeland (got more fucking sheep than human people)
-Finsland (they make the Nokia phone and their snow is like our Singapore sun, nonstop one)
-Icedland (there got no people, only polar bear, penguin, and one singer her cheebye name I cannot pronounce)
Our minister salary make high is to so that there is no corruption. So how come we is not be first prize hah? How come we is not be get 100 fucking marks? No 一百分? The other four country that beat us also got no minister earn more than our minister. How come they can win us this world corruption exam ah?
Must be we normal Singaporean fault that Singapore never get first prize. Our gahmen is 一百分 pure and white virgin cheebye one, but maybe is because we normal Singaporean got some get FAIL in corruption. Then pull the mark down, make Singapore never get first. Fucking normal Singaporean! Take bribe and make until Singapore only get 5th prize.
Maybe must make the pay of normal Singaporean high high also. Then normal Singaporean will not so easy get bribe. Hahahaha!!!
You know why Singapore got so few corruption? Because corruption is need human to do one and Singapore only got robot. Singapore got the most 听话 and bestest robot worker in the world, that is why we must get the angmoh come here and be the human to think. Singapore also got many animal, because we Do Cow Do Horse. Cow and horse also won't kena bribe one. (My horse is not the same, is for fucking not for working, hahahahaha!!!!)
Actually I don't mind here corruption so low. Not like other country, KNN, like Malaysia and Indon, every fuck thing also must pay bribe. What to do, they have many poor people and they is used to it liao. But Singapore the no corruption pattern must pay until very expensive then can get, I think.
Anyway Singaporean must be happy. See? Newspaper come out shout got many many new job. Gahmen announce the June got 2.3 million people got job ok? It is like magic! Lightning come down from the sky and Singapore kena got job! It is call the Election Ai Lai Liao Good News Report! Newspaper sit in lorry use microphone shout this good news to you!
Then my PAP MP also send letter give me say he want to come my house and ask me my problem. My MP is so love me! Even though I never vote him (my block is walkover one)! Five year see you one time! Sorry paisei please wait I clean my house nice nice for you first, ok? Wipe all the sperm from my floor and TV first.
I think Singapore gahmen like to get 100 marks too much. Everything also like to get 100 cheebye marks. Airport 100 marks. Ship port 100 marks. Even election also must want to get high high marks.
Die die also must be the top school party. Just pass is not enough even though just pass is consider win already. Cannot give some marks to other school people issit?
Ok lah, other school people is not wear the pure and white virgin cheebye shirt one, but they also want to help Singaporean what. Ok, some of them are blur fuck monkey idiot who wear slipper and say waste time things, but got many of them is normal people who just want to try and give Singaporean another voice.
Sometime I think the Opposition party is like the lousy school those EM3 student and the PAP is like the RI student (RI is stand for Raffle Instantuition). The EM3 student try how hard also cannot win the RI student one. All the best teacher and all the best school building and all the best student is give to the RI school one. RI school how to fucking lose?
EM3 student get 50 marks for exam, RI student will get 70 marks. EM3 student get 70 marks, RI student will get 100 marks. EM3 student get 100 marks, RI student will nabei get 110 marks!!!
Then when sports contest time, EM3 school send one sports champion , the RI genius school will send 5-man team. Sorry, this event only can 5-man team then you can join one. Your EM3 one-man show must go and fuck spider. Other school also don't have 5-man team, so walkover lor! Automatic win.
But gahmen tell us, this RI school student party is very important because we must have the most smart student to be the country boss. Then the rest of the Singaporean, the EM3, Normal and ITE school Singaporean who are not Elite-Genius-Super-Long-Lan-Cheow stream people can have their normal job. Only Elite-Genius-Super-Long-Lan-Cheow people know how to make job magicly come out. So don't complain.
One Elite-Genius-Super-Long-Lan-Cheow school is enough. No need go and vote those Ah Tur Ah Kow in. They not good enough to be your gahmen. If their brain is really the smart enough, they will be in our Elite-Genius-Super-Long-Lan-Cheow school long ago liao.
Who call them mother egg father sperm not strong enough?
I told him don't so stress, you see me? I never study simi lan cheow degree, also ok what!
He said, your time and my time not the same. Now is all paper. Now the PSLE is so hard, even the poobor teacher who set the question also can make mistake, draw the triangle and square wrongly. And if the children young young don't do their study well, is be hong kan liao. Big already the gahmen will tell them go and do $800 job. So that's why he stress, he said.
Maybe thats why nowadays married people only fuck but never have baby (some couple stress until don't even fuck). Think of the baby big already have to kena so stress from exam and economy, better not to let the siao shoot the egg.
If I am the egg, I also dowan come out. Come out and see the dengue, see the bird flu, suunamee, earthquake and Primary 3 streaming exam, the egg will also say fuck this world motherbackside lah, I stay inside better.
Talk about exam, I read the newspaper and cheebye lah, Singapore only get 5th prize in whole world corruption exam.
KNNBCCB we lose to this four country:
-Danmark (they make the sibei good to eat butter cookie)
-New Zeeland (got more fucking sheep than human people)
-Finsland (they make the Nokia phone and their snow is like our Singapore sun, nonstop one)
-Icedland (there got no people, only polar bear, penguin, and one singer her cheebye name I cannot pronounce)
Our minister salary make high is to so that there is no corruption. So how come we is not be first prize hah? How come we is not be get 100 fucking marks? No 一百分? The other four country that beat us also got no minister earn more than our minister. How come they can win us this world corruption exam ah?
Must be we normal Singaporean fault that Singapore never get first prize. Our gahmen is 一百分 pure and white virgin cheebye one, but maybe is because we normal Singaporean got some get FAIL in corruption. Then pull the mark down, make Singapore never get first. Fucking normal Singaporean! Take bribe and make until Singapore only get 5th prize.
Maybe must make the pay of normal Singaporean high high also. Then normal Singaporean will not so easy get bribe. Hahahaha!!!
You know why Singapore got so few corruption? Because corruption is need human to do one and Singapore only got robot. Singapore got the most 听话 and bestest robot worker in the world, that is why we must get the angmoh come here and be the human to think. Singapore also got many animal, because we Do Cow Do Horse. Cow and horse also won't kena bribe one. (My horse is not the same, is for fucking not for working, hahahahaha!!!!)
Actually I don't mind here corruption so low. Not like other country, KNN, like Malaysia and Indon, every fuck thing also must pay bribe. What to do, they have many poor people and they is used to it liao. But Singapore the no corruption pattern must pay until very expensive then can get, I think.
Anyway Singaporean must be happy. See? Newspaper come out shout got many many new job. Gahmen announce the June got 2.3 million people got job ok? It is like magic! Lightning come down from the sky and Singapore kena got job! It is call the Election Ai Lai Liao Good News Report! Newspaper sit in lorry use microphone shout this good news to you!
Then my PAP MP also send letter give me say he want to come my house and ask me my problem. My MP is so love me! Even though I never vote him (my block is walkover one)! Five year see you one time! Sorry paisei please wait I clean my house nice nice for you first, ok? Wipe all the sperm from my floor and TV first.
I think Singapore gahmen like to get 100 marks too much. Everything also like to get 100 cheebye marks. Airport 100 marks. Ship port 100 marks. Even election also must want to get high high marks.
Die die also must be the top school party. Just pass is not enough even though just pass is consider win already. Cannot give some marks to other school people issit?
Ok lah, other school people is not wear the pure and white virgin cheebye shirt one, but they also want to help Singaporean what. Ok, some of them are blur fuck monkey idiot who wear slipper and say waste time things, but got many of them is normal people who just want to try and give Singaporean another voice.
Sometime I think the Opposition party is like the lousy school those EM3 student and the PAP is like the RI student (RI is stand for Raffle Instantuition). The EM3 student try how hard also cannot win the RI student one. All the best teacher and all the best school building and all the best student is give to the RI school one. RI school how to fucking lose?
EM3 student get 50 marks for exam, RI student will get 70 marks. EM3 student get 70 marks, RI student will get 100 marks. EM3 student get 100 marks, RI student will nabei get 110 marks!!!
Then when sports contest time, EM3 school send one sports champion , the RI genius school will send 5-man team. Sorry, this event only can 5-man team then you can join one. Your EM3 one-man show must go and fuck spider. Other school also don't have 5-man team, so walkover lor! Automatic win.
But gahmen tell us, this RI school student party is very important because we must have the most smart student to be the country boss. Then the rest of the Singaporean, the EM3, Normal and ITE school Singaporean who are not Elite-Genius-Super-Long-Lan-Cheow stream people can have their normal job. Only Elite-Genius-Super-Long-Lan-Cheow people know how to make job magicly come out. So don't complain.
One Elite-Genius-Super-Long-Lan-Cheow school is enough. No need go and vote those Ah Tur Ah Kow in. They not good enough to be your gahmen. If their brain is really the smart enough, they will be in our Elite-Genius-Super-Long-Lan-Cheow school long ago liao.
Who call them mother egg father sperm not strong enough?
Monday, October 10, 2005
Remember the Lan Cheow Things Since Last Election
Yesterday Lawrence call me to tell me he install finish my computer the new hard disk. He say now got a lot of space, so he put for me the XXX photo and the XXX movie. I hope the fucker never put those video of woman have sex with dog one, like last time. The fucker.
He also very excited when he call me. He said gahmen going to pump $160 million to make his Aljunied (he live in Simei) become more solid. I say him he is like pregnant woman who forget how pain the baby last time make her cheebye, and now want to seh baby again.
Everytime got election, gahmen like to give us many goodie, like neh neh for us to suck. Singapore share (is like Indon gahmen give rupiah to the village to vote them), upgrading the flat (because last time they too ngeow never install the lift), plus promise this and promise that. Hope that people smell the cheebye already will forget the bad thing in the last four year.
More Simi Lan Cheow Good Year.
I, Rockson, don't like to forget the bad lan cheow thing, so I write here to remember. This is my blog, help me to remember my life.
- Buangkok MRT still never open
- No fucking jobs
- World most clean country can have Dengew Fever
- Still no fucking jobs
- NKF and their peanut and gold tap
- Build casino never listen the people
- Still no fucking jobs but pretend got those toilet cleaner job is counted
- Fuck people who say the emperor make his son the new king
- GST is become more and more
- Nicoll Highway collapse make people die and traffic jam
- Circle Line never finish
- Buangkok resident use paper white elephant to say their unhappy in the end kena police
- People kena retrench or have to do two job to tahan (day time do one job, night time drive taxi)
- ERP go up and longer hour
- Price of living go up
- Medicineshield price go up
- Petrol price for my baobei car go up
- Pubic transport fare of bus and train fare go up
- Easylink in the bus fucked up
- Easylink in the bus fucked up but blame the people
- Tekan blogger
- HDB flat people have to change their window nail
- The upper class become more upper class
- The middle class become the lower class
- The lower class become no class
- No chance for vote President
- No holiday because no chance for vote President
- 81 years old can still be President, but Singapore worker 40 years old kena retrench
- House price drop $100,000 cannot sell, sell already lose money until kar chng peet
- Study so hard come out no job
- Study so hard come out job take by cheebye foreigner
- $600,000 is consider peanut
- Singapore worker is too fussy because dowan $800 salary, but Minister salary must high because they are the best of the best
- China share become pang sai chua
- Waste our money on China Suzou park
So many year, we put the scotch tape on our mouth. We think never mind, no need have any voice, as long got job got goodie, Singaporean can don't shake the boat.
Now the boat already kena leak water and the Singaporean is paddle water.
Now maybe goodie is not enough. Maybe idea must come from many place not just one. Maybe no job but at least got a few more voice for us is better than no job and no voice.
I think already I also sian 1/2. Also a bit the headache. Maybe I will see the XXX movie Lawrence give me. I hope is girl-girl or girl-guy one. Girl-guy-girl also can. But guy-guy one will remind me how my kar chng kena fuck.
He also very excited when he call me. He said gahmen going to pump $160 million to make his Aljunied (he live in Simei) become more solid. I say him he is like pregnant woman who forget how pain the baby last time make her cheebye, and now want to seh baby again.
Everytime got election, gahmen like to give us many goodie, like neh neh for us to suck. Singapore share (is like Indon gahmen give rupiah to the village to vote them), upgrading the flat (because last time they too ngeow never install the lift), plus promise this and promise that. Hope that people smell the cheebye already will forget the bad thing in the last four year.
More Simi Lan Cheow Good Year.
I, Rockson, don't like to forget the bad lan cheow thing, so I write here to remember. This is my blog, help me to remember my life.
- Buangkok MRT still never open
- No fucking jobs
- World most clean country can have Dengew Fever
- Still no fucking jobs
- NKF and their peanut and gold tap
- Build casino never listen the people
- Still no fucking jobs but pretend got those toilet cleaner job is counted
- Fuck people who say the emperor make his son the new king
- GST is become more and more
- Nicoll Highway collapse make people die and traffic jam
- Circle Line never finish
- Buangkok resident use paper white elephant to say their unhappy in the end kena police
- People kena retrench or have to do two job to tahan (day time do one job, night time drive taxi)
- ERP go up and longer hour
- Price of living go up
- Medicineshield price go up
- Petrol price for my baobei car go up
- Pubic transport fare of bus and train fare go up
- Easylink in the bus fucked up
- Easylink in the bus fucked up but blame the people
- Tekan blogger
- HDB flat people have to change their window nail
- The upper class become more upper class
- The middle class become the lower class
- The lower class become no class
- No chance for vote President
- No holiday because no chance for vote President
- 81 years old can still be President, but Singapore worker 40 years old kena retrench
- House price drop $100,000 cannot sell, sell already lose money until kar chng peet
- Study so hard come out no job
- Study so hard come out job take by cheebye foreigner
- $600,000 is consider peanut
- Singapore worker is too fussy because dowan $800 salary, but Minister salary must high because they are the best of the best
- China share become pang sai chua
- Waste our money on China Suzou park
So many year, we put the scotch tape on our mouth. We think never mind, no need have any voice, as long got job got goodie, Singaporean can don't shake the boat.
Now the boat already kena leak water and the Singaporean is paddle water.
Now maybe goodie is not enough. Maybe idea must come from many place not just one. Maybe no job but at least got a few more voice for us is better than no job and no voice.
I think already I also sian 1/2. Also a bit the headache. Maybe I will see the XXX movie Lawrence give me. I hope is girl-girl or girl-guy one. Girl-guy-girl also can. But guy-guy one will remind me how my kar chng kena fuck.
Saturday, October 08, 2005
Bali terrorist fuckers and Singapore racister blogger
Today I meet Raymond because he morning want to see car. The COE drop so low, he very gian to change car. He read the newspaper say Car is Now Very Cheap! Buy Buy Buy!
Why those newspaper never say Car is Now Very Cheap Because Economy Fucked Up and People Scared No Job and Don't Dare to Buy?
After we see a few the showroom in Lengkee, we go and have lunch.
I order two teh tarek for us and sit down.
I saw one guy he read his newspaper about they trying to catch the pooky terrorist that bomb Bali.
Those terrorist go and bomb Bali again. Kill so many their own people also. What the fuck are they doing?!!! I say to Raymond.
Ya, he said. Next time I dowan go Holland V and those club got many ang moh one liao. Wait the muslim terrorist bomb there how?
I fuck him upside down. Lan cheow lah Raymond! Those people who use bomb and bomb other people is not real muslim!!! Please don't anyhow call them muslim. I got many real muslim friend and they don't like this kill people.
I say, These Jermina Ismylan or shortcut call JI is those fake muslim. Say they do for their God. Fuck you understand? These terrorist like to suicide bomb why don't all go inside one room in some Indon island got nobody live one, then all bomb each other together? Then can go their fake heaven of many virgin (actually go to fucking HELL of many devil!!!) and the world got less this kind of cheebye fucker.
Raymond say Wah don't say so loud leh, wait got muslim hear already beh song.
I say Please lah, people should all come out and fuck this kind of evil thing. Buddist and Christian and Muslim all should fuck the terrorist mothercheebye. Especially the real peaceful Muslim should condemn them. If I am them, I also will tulan these terrorist make my religion become name smelly liao. Make until all the good muslim and even those look a bit dark skin one kena USA custom check backside hole.
I drink my teh and say, KNNBCCB the Indo gahmen also one kind, the JI last time already bomb Bali one time liao, they not just never cut off their leader lampah (jail few fucking months only), they also never ban the JI gang.
Maybe hard to ban them meh? Raymond say.
Fuck lah, how many more their own people kena bomb by JI gangster fucker then the Indo gahmen will ban this JI, I say. If in Singapore, I think not just will ban them, they will cut off their lan cheow and lampah man!!
Raymond say, Aiyah, if the Indo gahmen ban the JI, I think will also have riot. I think the whole Indonesia only got JI give the poor people job. Suicide bomb terrorist is also a job what! Die liao the JI company still look after their family, help to look after their children so that when they big already, they can also like their father be a human bomb.
I drink my teh and nod my head.
Sometime be poor is very easy to become terrorist company chao recruit. If their economy not so fucked up and their gahmen not so corrupted, like to jiak lui, maybe won't have so many poor people will want do human bomb job.
My Lontong come and I start to eat first. Raymond go and order the nasi padang because the minah who is the rice stall owner daughter is very chio and her two burger-dil quite big. Raymond damn fucker one sometime.
Eh, Raymond said, you got hear the two blogger who write the Malay bad things kena charge kena jail leh!
Ya, those two fucker also stupid one, say this kind of fuck other race words, I say. Some more nowadays very touchy time.
One kena charge one day jail and fine 5k, the other one 1 month jail, man! Raymond say.
Nabei! One month ah? I say. Damn serious hor?
Ya lor, Raymond said. Like this many Chinese taxi uncle will also kena jail.
I say, Ya! You go the coffee shop and hear some of the Ah Pek talk, worse than this blogger, I think. Lucky the racister Ah Pek got no blog, or else sure will write a lot of fuck other race cheebye words and kena go jail! Haha!
The Malay uncle bring another teh tarek for us. We smile and say thank you uncle.
Raymond say, Actually whack the racister Singaporean like this I think is no use. Ok lor, the racister think, say race thing will kena jail, so we better keep inside, become secret racister. Then one day all the racister hate all explode out, his brain become like time bomb, because Singapore got no space for people to talk their problem. Noooo, Singapore got no racister problem one! All the racister go jail already!
I say, I also dunno why Singapore judge and gahmen like jail so much. Cheat your bus ezlink card also jail. Shoplifter also jail (11 years got one case!). Racister fuck other race in blog also jail. Ask for tolong pan-chan get DOUBLE JAIL!!!! Jail jail jail! They got no other idea issit? Maybe Singapore got a lot of reclaim land and empty HDB flat no one want to buy, so can make into jail, I say and laugh hahahahahaha!!!!
Raymond say, Maybe the judge bonus count by how many people go jail one hahahahaha!!!
I also laugh, you know what our mechanic Peter say last time? When your toolbox inside only got hammer, every cheebye problem is a nail. Hahahahahaha!!!!!
But those two blogger also damn stupid. They never live in the time when small small thing can kena fighting between the race. I know, I fight in those fight before when I young that time. Study so much but no brain to think, these two blogger. Do the thing that make you is become the Nail for gahmen Hammer to whack.
Rockson got no time for the hate other people race. Rockson is love all race! Rockson horse like to hammer all the girl of the world! Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Why those newspaper never say Car is Now Very Cheap Because Economy Fucked Up and People Scared No Job and Don't Dare to Buy?
After we see a few the showroom in Lengkee, we go and have lunch.
I order two teh tarek for us and sit down.
I saw one guy he read his newspaper about they trying to catch the pooky terrorist that bomb Bali.
Those terrorist go and bomb Bali again. Kill so many their own people also. What the fuck are they doing?!!! I say to Raymond.
Ya, he said. Next time I dowan go Holland V and those club got many ang moh one liao. Wait the muslim terrorist bomb there how?
I fuck him upside down. Lan cheow lah Raymond! Those people who use bomb and bomb other people is not real muslim!!! Please don't anyhow call them muslim. I got many real muslim friend and they don't like this kill people.
I say, These Jermina Ismylan or shortcut call JI is those fake muslim. Say they do for their God. Fuck you understand? These terrorist like to suicide bomb why don't all go inside one room in some Indon island got nobody live one, then all bomb each other together? Then can go their fake heaven of many virgin (actually go to fucking HELL of many devil!!!) and the world got less this kind of cheebye fucker.
Raymond say Wah don't say so loud leh, wait got muslim hear already beh song.
I say Please lah, people should all come out and fuck this kind of evil thing. Buddist and Christian and Muslim all should fuck the terrorist mothercheebye. Especially the real peaceful Muslim should condemn them. If I am them, I also will tulan these terrorist make my religion become name smelly liao. Make until all the good muslim and even those look a bit dark skin one kena USA custom check backside hole.
I drink my teh and say, KNNBCCB the Indo gahmen also one kind, the JI last time already bomb Bali one time liao, they not just never cut off their leader lampah (jail few fucking months only), they also never ban the JI gang.
Maybe hard to ban them meh? Raymond say.
Fuck lah, how many more their own people kena bomb by JI gangster fucker then the Indo gahmen will ban this JI, I say. If in Singapore, I think not just will ban them, they will cut off their lan cheow and lampah man!!
Raymond say, Aiyah, if the Indo gahmen ban the JI, I think will also have riot. I think the whole Indonesia only got JI give the poor people job. Suicide bomb terrorist is also a job what! Die liao the JI company still look after their family, help to look after their children so that when they big already, they can also like their father be a human bomb.
I drink my teh and nod my head.
Sometime be poor is very easy to become terrorist company chao recruit. If their economy not so fucked up and their gahmen not so corrupted, like to jiak lui, maybe won't have so many poor people will want do human bomb job.
My Lontong come and I start to eat first. Raymond go and order the nasi padang because the minah who is the rice stall owner daughter is very chio and her two burger-dil quite big. Raymond damn fucker one sometime.
Eh, Raymond said, you got hear the two blogger who write the Malay bad things kena charge kena jail leh!
Ya, those two fucker also stupid one, say this kind of fuck other race words, I say. Some more nowadays very touchy time.
One kena charge one day jail and fine 5k, the other one 1 month jail, man! Raymond say.
Nabei! One month ah? I say. Damn serious hor?
Ya lor, Raymond said. Like this many Chinese taxi uncle will also kena jail.
I say, Ya! You go the coffee shop and hear some of the Ah Pek talk, worse than this blogger, I think. Lucky the racister Ah Pek got no blog, or else sure will write a lot of fuck other race cheebye words and kena go jail! Haha!
The Malay uncle bring another teh tarek for us. We smile and say thank you uncle.
Raymond say, Actually whack the racister Singaporean like this I think is no use. Ok lor, the racister think, say race thing will kena jail, so we better keep inside, become secret racister. Then one day all the racister hate all explode out, his brain become like time bomb, because Singapore got no space for people to talk their problem. Noooo, Singapore got no racister problem one! All the racister go jail already!
I say, I also dunno why Singapore judge and gahmen like jail so much. Cheat your bus ezlink card also jail. Shoplifter also jail (11 years got one case!). Racister fuck other race in blog also jail. Ask for tolong pan-chan get DOUBLE JAIL!!!! Jail jail jail! They got no other idea issit? Maybe Singapore got a lot of reclaim land and empty HDB flat no one want to buy, so can make into jail, I say and laugh hahahahahaha!!!!
Raymond say, Maybe the judge bonus count by how many people go jail one hahahahaha!!!
I also laugh, you know what our mechanic Peter say last time? When your toolbox inside only got hammer, every cheebye problem is a nail. Hahahahahaha!!!!!
But those two blogger also damn stupid. They never live in the time when small small thing can kena fighting between the race. I know, I fight in those fight before when I young that time. Study so much but no brain to think, these two blogger. Do the thing that make you is become the Nail for gahmen Hammer to whack.
Rockson got no time for the hate other people race. Rockson is love all race! Rockson horse like to hammer all the girl of the world! Hahahahahahaha!!!!
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