Renew my lan cheow, ok?

The other day, I got see the Strait Time say the PAP and the gahmen (they are the same thing) is like to do something call Retire, Refresh and Renew.

This is I think a fucking hao lian way to say Look! We always got change our MP one, let the old one retire to enjoy their million dollar salary, and let the new young punk come out to show they can also be gahmen.

Fuck your mother backside lah. Renew my lan cheow, ok? If they really believe in the new blood, how come still got Lau Lee and Lau Goh still there? Where is the Retire part?

Even go and find one Refresh President also cannot, have to keep a 80 plus old man who want to long long want to Retire as president. Where is the Renew?

My friend father 55 year old also kena retrench, but we have Minister, Head of the Judge, and President all is old enough to be my friend grandfather.

Then every few day, gahmen show a few new MP, three by three. KNN. It is like arm got plaster, want to pull hurry up pull, don't nabei pull slowly.

Singaporean all know what is the ending liao. Just tell us when is the election day, tomorrow vote also can. Why still want to slowly slowy take own sweet time and show us your confirm winners? In the end, who will remember their name or fuck face? Just remember our town got 5 people from the gahmen party continue to be our leader, get our million billion dollar of the upgrading, and five year time see them again.

Lawrence told me but they are not MP yet what, just kah kia or is call candiedates. But I told him just tompang the old Minister or lau cheow MP, enter by back door, then become MP by autogear lor! So call them MP now also can what!

I see the new MP the PAP introduce, is all look like cheebye made of gold. All is elite special forces one. Doctor, lawyer, boss, lawyer, CEO, lawyer... every mother son got dunno how many degree, make how much money a year, and all want to change the world become better place type.

Want to change the world, go and be opposition lah! They need your help. Gahmen party don't need your help, they already confirm win liao. Some more never join the opposition party never mind. Still go and join the gahmen party and say to the reporter, Opposition standard not good, they not enough talented people.

Fuck you understand? You got so much talent and want make the change of the world, why not you go and help make the fucked up Opposition better standard?

At least say the honest thing. We join the gahmen party because they are the winner. They got the money. They got the power. Join them no risk. No need scared kena sue. No need scared lose. No need scared kena all your shameful family story all come out in the newspaper for Singaporean to read. Want to build lift for my estate those flat can use special Singaporean tax money to build, not like opposition MP cannot use it.

(Cheebye, people who live in opposition estate is not Singaporean ah? They never pay tax one ah? Then how come their opposition MP cannot use this special money? Cheebye!)

Don't come and tell me you young punk want to make the change of the world. You young elite talent join the gahmen party is got nothing to do with simi lan cheow change. Change what change? Nothing is will change. The party you join still the same. Everything is still the same.

If all the best talent in the world is join the elite school, of course the neighbourhood school will kena only condemn students left. And they will forever be the condemn school, cannot be Number One. The rich become richer. The Number One keep be Number One. Because the elite school get all the best of the best.

And how is this kind of super elite people going to make we common man lan cheow happy? If all your customer is those one fuck $300 type, how you suck the cock of the poor man of the street who can only pay $30?

Singapore cannot find a few normal infantry man or NCO to be in gahmen is it? How come all the men they find is only General?

At least last time in 1960 that time, the gahmen party those old horse have to fight communist, have to rub shoulder with the poor people and feel their pain and feel their happy. Nowaday those new MP, come from rich family or good school or good powerful job, how many of them got this kind of experience? Most of them don't even need to fight in election because always so many walkover.

Too bad I not super elite lawyer or doctor or CEO, and my life story got many dirty thing cannot print in newspaper one. If not I also don't mind join the confirm-champion party of Singapore and help change the world. But then if I become MP, then I want to be MP of Gelyang! Every day free fuck by the golden cheebye of the elite prostitute there! My horse can become Golden Horse! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!