I come back from USA liao. Diu na seng, I cannot used to the hot here, and my timing all fucked up. Lucky I on leave today.
I went to look for Raymond because he afternoon quite free, so can come out to drink kopi. I miss Singapore kopi, man. USA the Starfuck coffee is really too expensive for me.
Wah you damn song ah? Go USA for work! Raymond say, how many neh neh you see and ang moh cheebye you fuck?
No lah, I say, a few only, most day is work. But I think my last night is the most hiong one. Wake up headache and see 4 or 5 use condom everywhere, and one still on my horse. But I cannot remember what happen. I go there is follow my boss one, do cow do horse for him, like coolie liddat. But not bad, still can enjoy my trip. See many strip show, watch XXX channel, make new girl friend, and win a bit of jackpot money. I even find some good Chinese food.
Raymond was in bad mood, he told me that the Singapore union member must pay $1 more a month. He said KNNBCCB, $8 one month become $9 one month.
I look at him and said Singapore got union meh? Where got lan cheow union? Dude! Don't bluff me!
Raymond said Got lah! NTUC is our union. Never Trust Union Cocksucker.
NTUC is supermarket lah, I said, not cheebye union. Singapore dun have union one, dude.
No really, Raymond say, NTUC is supposed to be Singapore worker union.
Dude! Issit? They got fight for Singapore worker meh? I said. I even thought NTUC is gahmen company. Other country the union is fight for the worker type. Sometime fight until small small fuck thing also call people to strike, strike until the whole country stop, cannot do anything.
Ya, I know, Raymond said, but our country is always special than other people country one. Union also special, is gahmen friend, not worker friend. We got the world only No Strike Gahmen Best Friend Union.
Then you join for fuck? I ask him.
Got free gift mah. He said.
I said Aiyah. maybe this Singapore union is help Singapore worker in other way? Cheaper supermarket also consider as help Singapore worker what. Right or not, dude?
Lan cheow lah, Raymond said. Liddat call help ah? Want to buy the NTUC cheap supermarket thing also must have money must have job first what. No job use what money to buy? Call them to help Ah Seng find a job first then come and tell me the supermarket union damn good.
Dude! Ah Seng haven't find job ah? I said.
No lah, Raymond said. He got go a few interview, even got go to the dunno-what useless training that gahmen arrange, but the gahmen people keep ask him to don't so choosy, $700 a month toilet cleaner job is also job. Cheebye, this kind of thing also can say.
Absolutely! So he got take the toilet cleaner job or not? I said.
Raymond say No lah, Ah Seng say he do part time help his friend look after a shop will make more money. Fucker gahmen damn easy for them to say, their minister salary all million dollar one, can still tell we worker to don't so choosy. Call them to give me their PCB million dollar job lah (President job also I don't mind), then see whether they will choosy the $700 toilet cleaner job. Sometime I think our gahmen the minister is brain very smart and hand very clean, but heart dunno put where.
Ya! I also say. The big oversea company come here to use Singapore worker, then when they want to retrench Singapore worker, our Supermarket Union never say Stop! Cannot like this treat our worker! Wait we strike!
No, our champion union say, Thank you big oversea company for come here to invest Singapore, Singapore worker is really need to upgrade, so sorry our worker is not good enough for you. Don't worry, we wun let them suka suka strike one. We dowan hurt your company feeling.
I think last time SIA got one union quite pai kia one, is the pilot one. In the end their lampa and lan cheow also let Lao Lee cut off liao. No lan cheow is very hard to be pilot, because the Singapore Girl cannot suck your aeroplane cock stick in the cock pit. So the pilot all lan lan have to guai guai take pay cut. Pay cut is better than lan cheow cut.
Raymond is very sian. He still got job, but his share all lose money. I told him last time to careful liao, those nabei cheebye China and Malaysia share many is bluff one. But he said never mind, sure make money. Singapore Shares Interchange Company is like the Casino, except no the dancing girl show.
Singapore Shares Interchange Company very solid. They are like police of Singapore Share. They ownself is also company that buy and sell share. They like to attract many company like China company come here and sell their share in Singapore. And the China company happy happy come to Singapore like the PRC prostitute to fuck Singapore people and take their money. But Singapore Shares Interchange Company also suppose to check these company don't anyhow bluff people.
Where got such thing one? Is like Policeman is also the Orh Gui Tao, in charge of catch the pros, also in charge of sell cheebye. Only in Singapore then got this kind of thing. Shares Police is not really stock police, Union is not really union.
And Singapore so like to suck China cock that I read they even give them bull lampa juice to make China friend them. How they pak the bull chew cheng, man! The bull watch the XXX naked cow show and pak chew cheng one ah! Hahahaha!!!
Also dunno what bull donate the gu seow one, wait the China cow born out pa-cheow or got extra cow neh neh. Like that China kio tio gu lan lor! Hahahahaha!!!!
We talk some more and then Raymond ask me if I want another kopi.
Absolutely dude, I say.
Then Raymond look at me and said eh, Rockson, why you talking is Dude here Dude there? And Absolutely all over the fuck place?
It is how the American talk mah. I thought is quite cool, I said.
Cool your 死人头 lah. Go USA two week come back become ang moh ah? You think you are oversea Singapore student issit? Raymond scold me.
Absolutely not, dude, I say. Student in Singapore life very bad one, cannot even say his teacher is 老处女 in his blog. Say already get caning get suspender. I prefer to be Singapore worker, guai guai join the No Strike Gahmen Best Friend Supermarket Union hahahahahaha!!!!
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Monday, September 26, 2005
i drunk in las vegges
fck man les vwgas dam niiice man...... i thnk i a bit drumk liao and i vry tied the two girl hole night dowan to stop play my horse..... licky my horse can run very fAR
I MEET THEm in bar of teh big lion hotel and make fren...usa grls is so frenly one ah. go usa!!! hahahahahahahaha111111111 at fist theyscared my horse so big they cunt tahan but now they lik it v much
sory i typr so mamy cheeby mistakr..... verry hard to blog wen got one grl play my jackpt n one ger nehnehs bloxk my view... HARD TO BLog hahahahahahhahahaha111111 i hope i hv enuf condo..... 12 like not enugh
I MEET THEm in bar of teh big lion hotel and make fren...usa grls is so frenly one ah. go usa!!! hahahahahahahaha111111111 at fist theyscared my horse so big they cunt tahan but now they lik it v much
sory i typr so mamy cheeby mistakr..... verry hard to blog wen got one grl play my jackpt n one ger nehnehs bloxk my view... HARD TO BLog hahahahahahhahahaha111111 i hope i hv enuf condo..... 12 like not enugh
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Go USA see neh neh show
I reach in USA a few days liao. San Francisco is very nice. The weather is cooling and not fucking hot like Singapore. The degree is about 16 and like aircon. I like it very much. Whole country like outside got aircon liddat.
My hotel room inside got internet, so I at night cannot sleep, like now is 4 at night, I can blog. I borrow my friend John laptop. My body still cannot used to the new time so day time I feel like sleeping, night time I feel like working.
When I reach the airport of SF, was night time liao, and I fucking hungry. So I eat at this Japanese restaurant call Ebisu and order their fish cake mee, Japan style one with soup. The aeroplane food is all the ang moh style one, so very hard to eat. So when I see the mee, I happy like fuck and order it. Later when I have to pay, nabei! It was more than $14, US dollar someone. Chee bye! Singapore eat one bowl of fish cake fish ball noodle also $2 only, and even if Japanese style one is only $6.
Later I find out everything in USA the price is not just higher than Singapore, their GST is more also. We 5% already kowpeh kowbu liao, Here the tax is more than 8% GST ok?
The only thing that is cheaper in America is car and petrol. Their car is so cheap. I saw on the TV those game show, they chin chin chai chai give away car that cost US dollar 10k or 12k only. Big car ok? They have many many channel here, even got XXX channel, see until nose-bleed cock-dry hand-tired. And their petrol (they don't call petrol, they call gas, like pang pui liddat hahahaha!!!) is also cheap. US gahmen anything also not scared, only scared no cheap gas give their people to use. So they will go war, if have to do it make the petrol to be cheap.
Not like our gahmen, oh the oil price go up ah? So your car the petrol price also go up lor. And your bus your mrt your simi lan cheow thing price also go up. And go up liao never come back down. You die your business.
I saw the newpaper got Oak Land (is also inside SF) they want to make the people can own only three dog each. This kind of law also have. But then in Singapore want to keep a cheebye cat in our flat also hard, don't say three dog.
Yesterday morning I cannot tahan already, want to look for some Chinese food. I eat MacDonald eat until scared. They got the Chinese food here, but many is pian ang moh one, and is damn ex. Maybe I dunno where to find the real Chinese food.
When I saw got one coffee shop say they got porridge, I fucking happy, so I order that and I saw their blackboard also say got carrot cake! Chok and chai tow kuay! Hosei liao! I also order their coffee (it is the starbuck price kind, you see how many buck you have to pay, you will see star).
Talk about coffee, USA don't have kopitiam that kind of kopi one. Most of them is the starbuck price. You cannot go their coffee shop and say Kopi-O jit puay! You have to ask for expresso kind. You tell them kopi-o the fella will blur at you.
Actually they also got the cheap kind of kopi, but the kopi is those taste like New Water..... SAI CHUI!!! Give me money also I won't drink.
When the waitress give me my order, I very excited. I look at my porridge, KNNBCCB!!!! How come got those raisin and honey pour inside one? And the carrot cake is not chye tow kuay. Is really cake make from carrot. Fuck lah, how I know they call this kind of thing porridge. Is like eat the quacker oats liddat.
I also go their famous prison on a island (some people say Singapore is like a prison on a island hahahahaha!!!). Is call Allcatrez. It is very famous because very hard to escape one, so far only got one old man, last time the old James Bond Sean Conery, ever escaped from there before. Now it is not prison anymore but let the tourist come and take picture. When I was there, got some photo show on the last time prisoner by a Canada photographer.
My friend John also got bring me go see neh neh show at this famous place call Crazy Horse. I like the name. Remind me of me hahahahaha!!! Singapore Crazy Horse Tan got to Crazy Horse see sex show!!!
Not bad, go USA also can chiong. He told me you can see but cannot touch. Last time this kind of place can also get "extra service", but now cannot liao. We pay the $20 (US dollar ok?) to chop hand go inside, but all the private dance is also need to pay more money.
They dance sexy dance wear bikini is one price. Then you want them dance with show neh neh is top up another price. Then if you want them dance their neh neh and cheebye all show you is even more money. Like MacDonald Happy Meal like that, you want to upsize?
The place is a long long room, then got long long stage at the end and also a few vip room (like our lup sup karaoke vip room liddat hahahaha!!!). Even got DJ one. But I think people go there is to see cheebye and not to hear what lan cheow music.
The Horse girls all is very sexy and neh neh very big one. Some of the neh look like got gei liao one.
I remember got someone say Crazy Horse neh neh show is coming to Singapore. But I think is not the same kind of show. Don't have private dance one. The newspaper say the one that come to Singapore is the 艺术 art kind of neh neh show. This one I go in SF is the cheebye kind of neh neh show.
But if come to Singapore is really this kind of Crazy Horse, I sure go one, can use Singapore money hahahahaha!!!
My hotel room inside got internet, so I at night cannot sleep, like now is 4 at night, I can blog. I borrow my friend John laptop. My body still cannot used to the new time so day time I feel like sleeping, night time I feel like working.
When I reach the airport of SF, was night time liao, and I fucking hungry. So I eat at this Japanese restaurant call Ebisu and order their fish cake mee, Japan style one with soup. The aeroplane food is all the ang moh style one, so very hard to eat. So when I see the mee, I happy like fuck and order it. Later when I have to pay, nabei! It was more than $14, US dollar someone. Chee bye! Singapore eat one bowl of fish cake fish ball noodle also $2 only, and even if Japanese style one is only $6.
Later I find out everything in USA the price is not just higher than Singapore, their GST is more also. We 5% already kowpeh kowbu liao, Here the tax is more than 8% GST ok?
The only thing that is cheaper in America is car and petrol. Their car is so cheap. I saw on the TV those game show, they chin chin chai chai give away car that cost US dollar 10k or 12k only. Big car ok? They have many many channel here, even got XXX channel, see until nose-bleed cock-dry hand-tired. And their petrol (they don't call petrol, they call gas, like pang pui liddat hahahaha!!!) is also cheap. US gahmen anything also not scared, only scared no cheap gas give their people to use. So they will go war, if have to do it make the petrol to be cheap.
Not like our gahmen, oh the oil price go up ah? So your car the petrol price also go up lor. And your bus your mrt your simi lan cheow thing price also go up. And go up liao never come back down. You die your business.
I saw the newpaper got Oak Land (is also inside SF) they want to make the people can own only three dog each. This kind of law also have. But then in Singapore want to keep a cheebye cat in our flat also hard, don't say three dog.
Yesterday morning I cannot tahan already, want to look for some Chinese food. I eat MacDonald eat until scared. They got the Chinese food here, but many is pian ang moh one, and is damn ex. Maybe I dunno where to find the real Chinese food.
When I saw got one coffee shop say they got porridge, I fucking happy, so I order that and I saw their blackboard also say got carrot cake! Chok and chai tow kuay! Hosei liao! I also order their coffee (it is the starbuck price kind, you see how many buck you have to pay, you will see star).
Talk about coffee, USA don't have kopitiam that kind of kopi one. Most of them is the starbuck price. You cannot go their coffee shop and say Kopi-O jit puay! You have to ask for expresso kind. You tell them kopi-o the fella will blur at you.
Actually they also got the cheap kind of kopi, but the kopi is those taste like New Water..... SAI CHUI!!! Give me money also I won't drink.
When the waitress give me my order, I very excited. I look at my porridge, KNNBCCB!!!! How come got those raisin and honey pour inside one? And the carrot cake is not chye tow kuay. Is really cake make from carrot. Fuck lah, how I know they call this kind of thing porridge. Is like eat the quacker oats liddat.
I also go their famous prison on a island (some people say Singapore is like a prison on a island hahahahaha!!!). Is call Allcatrez. It is very famous because very hard to escape one, so far only got one old man, last time the old James Bond Sean Conery, ever escaped from there before. Now it is not prison anymore but let the tourist come and take picture. When I was there, got some photo show on the last time prisoner by a Canada photographer.
My friend John also got bring me go see neh neh show at this famous place call Crazy Horse. I like the name. Remind me of me hahahahaha!!! Singapore Crazy Horse Tan got to Crazy Horse see sex show!!!
Not bad, go USA also can chiong. He told me you can see but cannot touch. Last time this kind of place can also get "extra service", but now cannot liao. We pay the $20 (US dollar ok?) to chop hand go inside, but all the private dance is also need to pay more money.
They dance sexy dance wear bikini is one price. Then you want them dance with show neh neh is top up another price. Then if you want them dance their neh neh and cheebye all show you is even more money. Like MacDonald Happy Meal like that, you want to upsize?
The place is a long long room, then got long long stage at the end and also a few vip room (like our lup sup karaoke vip room liddat hahahaha!!!). Even got DJ one. But I think people go there is to see cheebye and not to hear what lan cheow music.
The Horse girls all is very sexy and neh neh very big one. Some of the neh look like got gei liao one.
I remember got someone say Crazy Horse neh neh show is coming to Singapore. But I think is not the same kind of show. Don't have private dance one. The newspaper say the one that come to Singapore is the 艺术 art kind of neh neh show. This one I go in SF is the cheebye kind of neh neh show.
But if come to Singapore is really this kind of Crazy Horse, I sure go one, can use Singapore money hahahahaha!!!
Saturday, September 17, 2005
Rockson going USA
I only got time to type a few word. I is going USA! No time to talk so much lan cheow words, I have to pack, I haven't even pack cheebye!!!
Maybe I will get chance to see the MP for Califonia, Arnold Swagganigger. USA damn solid, even actor also can become MP and President. Cowboy who is blur fuck as Bush also can be President. If Bush is our President, and Singapore kena flood like New Orlian, Singapore will be sink until underwater liao.
I like Arnold movie, he damn action. Now nobody dare to fuck around with Califonia because Arnold will put one bomb into the fucker backside and say I will come back. This kind of MP, who don't want? You see? Even his neh neh got muscles one!
I am quite excited, I long time never go to US for work liao. I will write more blog when I reach there. Sure can get internet one, because America invent internet one.
At least go USA I feel safer, this few days Singapore got so many fucked up disease like dengue and also blogger kena charge as traitor. Only scared go US kena rob only. But rob only lose wallet, never mind. In Singapore kena dengue can die and kena charge can go jail for blog.
And best is in USA the Playboy magazine can just buy from the 7-11!!!
Maybe I will get chance to see the MP for Califonia, Arnold Swagganigger. USA damn solid, even actor also can become MP and President. Cowboy who is blur fuck as Bush also can be President. If Bush is our President, and Singapore kena flood like New Orlian, Singapore will be sink until underwater liao.
I like Arnold movie, he damn action. Now nobody dare to fuck around with Califonia because Arnold will put one bomb into the fucker backside and say I will come back. This kind of MP, who don't want? You see? Even his neh neh got muscles one!
I am quite excited, I long time never go to US for work liao. I will write more blog when I reach there. Sure can get internet one, because America invent internet one.
At least go USA I feel safer, this few days Singapore got so many fucked up disease like dengue and also blogger kena charge as traitor. Only scared go US kena rob only. But rob only lose wallet, never mind. In Singapore kena dengue can die and kena charge can go jail for blog.
And best is in USA the Playboy magazine can just buy from the 7-11!!!
Monday, September 12, 2005
我不做老大已经很久了
Lawrence told me today, got many people angry for me because of the Strait Time letter. He read many blog and tell me one.
I said issit? I usually no time to read other people blog, even my own blog also never read, only have time to write my own blog then have to go and do other things liao. So when Lawrence tell me, I surprise.
Lawrence he say, wah, now you is like internet 老大 like this, your reader is like your gang.
KNN!!!! I fuck Lawrence upside down.
"Chow Chee Bye lah, 老大 your stupid head ah. 我不做老大已经很久了. Don't anyhow say this kind of lan cheow thing, can?'
Lawrence don't understand. He said, why? Quite cool what, got people say want to fight for you. Like you is their leader.
I told him, you is young, and you never experience this kind of thing before, so don't anyhow say the word Gang and 老大. You want me to kena let police play backside issit?
Last time, when I was young punk, I use to be very angry person. Any cheebye thing also use fist to settle.
The fella say us bad word: fight.
The fella say don't agree with us: fight.
The fella say good morning good night: fight.
I thought it was very hero to fight, beat people and help my brothers fight.
But two thing make me stop. One thing is because Singapore police hear the word Gang only, they will come and play your backside. Actually, got another word, Fuck Other People Race, that one also will make police fuck you until kar chng peet, then you fart that time got smell no sound.
The second reason is.... now when I think back, I still don't understand how it happen. One moment we is laughing and drinking at Newton, next moment dunno who make who angry, then they start to fight. Use chair, use beer bottle, even use handphone (last time the handphone is very big and heavy one, can use to fight). Yes, we last time yong dian wei kar tow, nowadays the phone very small, hit people already the phone spoil first.
By the time the police come, already got many blood on the floor.
One of the blood belong to my friend.
Actually, not my friend. My friend body.
After that, I never fight anymore. And when Lawrence teach me how to blog, I very happy because I can write my feeling here.
Anyway Rockson is not interested in going jail, because jail got no internet and cannot blog, and jail got no chio bu to make friend with. Worse, wait Rockson become another guy boyfriend in jail.
I said issit? I usually no time to read other people blog, even my own blog also never read, only have time to write my own blog then have to go and do other things liao. So when Lawrence tell me, I surprise.
Lawrence he say, wah, now you is like internet 老大 like this, your reader is like your gang.
KNN!!!! I fuck Lawrence upside down.
"Chow Chee Bye lah, 老大 your stupid head ah. 我不做老大已经很久了. Don't anyhow say this kind of lan cheow thing, can?'
Lawrence don't understand. He said, why? Quite cool what, got people say want to fight for you. Like you is their leader.
I told him, you is young, and you never experience this kind of thing before, so don't anyhow say the word Gang and 老大. You want me to kena let police play backside issit?
Last time, when I was young punk, I use to be very angry person. Any cheebye thing also use fist to settle.
The fella say us bad word: fight.
The fella say don't agree with us: fight.
The fella say good morning good night: fight.
I thought it was very hero to fight, beat people and help my brothers fight.
But two thing make me stop. One thing is because Singapore police hear the word Gang only, they will come and play your backside. Actually, got another word, Fuck Other People Race, that one also will make police fuck you until kar chng peet, then you fart that time got smell no sound.
The second reason is.... now when I think back, I still don't understand how it happen. One moment we is laughing and drinking at Newton, next moment dunno who make who angry, then they start to fight. Use chair, use beer bottle, even use handphone (last time the handphone is very big and heavy one, can use to fight). Yes, we last time yong dian wei kar tow, nowadays the phone very small, hit people already the phone spoil first.
By the time the police come, already got many blood on the floor.
One of the blood belong to my friend.
Actually, not my friend. My friend body.
After that, I never fight anymore. And when Lawrence teach me how to blog, I very happy because I can write my feeling here.
Anyway Rockson is not interested in going jail, because jail got no internet and cannot blog, and jail got no chio bu to make friend with. Worse, wait Rockson become another guy boyfriend in jail.
Saturday, September 10, 2005
Nabei where is all this readers come from?
Raymond told me during lunch today, oh forgot to tell you that got many people read your blog you know or not
I said is it? No lah, only a few people like blinkymummy come here, I am just a small time blogger.
Lan cheow! Raymond say, you know even got the Strait Times say about your blog? And one magazine call Lime.
I am very surprise. I ask Raymond "jun or not? Cheebye lah, don't bluff me. Where they heard of my top secret blog?"
Raymond say his car forum friends show him my blog on the computer and got many people say they read. Even got print out pass around the office to read. He also say today even got one guy complain me in the forum of Strait Time. He say this guy call Airframe complain newspaper say I say fuck cheebye lan cheow too much.
Fuck man, say fuck in my own blog also cannot, still kena complain in newspaper. I got say fuck to him meh?
KNNBCCB!!!! If my English is not so fucked up and got so many fuck, I will sure write letter to fuck him and fuck the newspaper one. Strait Time so free got no news to print issit?
USA got the disaster call Katerina and President Bush, Malaysia want to build crooked bridge, and Indonesia got aeroplane crash...... but Strait Time got time to print letter that complain about my blog say too many fucks.
Oil price going to be high!
Mosquito is going to make more people got dengue!
Bush help the rich white people never help the poor black people in New Or-lian!
NO! The newspaper reporter manager say. This is not important news. This guy who complain about a fucking blog is more important news.
I also never go and say this Airframe guy blog no good, why he come here and disturb me? He is lucky I am now not like last time is a young punk, small small thing also want to fight. Now I am more self control because I got blog to write my feeling.
Use word to fight with word, don't use fist, is my principle now.
I ask Raymond eh you write forum letter for me leh. I dunno how to write. Raymond say dowan, he scared wait Gahmen catch him.
Raymond also scold me fuck lah why I use my real name for my blog.
Wah. Now I am a bit scared. Wait I become famous then NKF want me to do stunt on tv and use my gold tap to raise money for their gold tap how? My gold tap horse is big and long, and can do many stunt, hahahahaha!!!!
I also laugh at Raymond. You think Rockson is my real name meh? I tell him. Rockson is i primary 5 give myself one. Only my mother know my real name.
I call Lawrence the computer boy to tell him this, and he said he check already. Got one day during the NKF time my blog got people see more than 60000 time!!!! And another day got 50000 time!!!!!
Wa lao eh, quite scary now. I feel like I am in the National Stadium holding my horse and pak chiu cheng with Fiona Xie naked picture, and got the whole Malaysia cup 60000 football fan watching me.
Want to shoot also shy.
Maybe I should not blog so much now, wait kena more people complain me.
I said is it? No lah, only a few people like blinkymummy come here, I am just a small time blogger.
Lan cheow! Raymond say, you know even got the Strait Times say about your blog? And one magazine call Lime.
I am very surprise. I ask Raymond "jun or not? Cheebye lah, don't bluff me. Where they heard of my top secret blog?"
Raymond say his car forum friends show him my blog on the computer and got many people say they read. Even got print out pass around the office to read. He also say today even got one guy complain me in the forum of Strait Time. He say this guy call Airframe complain newspaper say I say fuck cheebye lan cheow too much.
Fuck man, say fuck in my own blog also cannot, still kena complain in newspaper. I got say fuck to him meh?
KNNBCCB!!!! If my English is not so fucked up and got so many fuck, I will sure write letter to fuck him and fuck the newspaper one. Strait Time so free got no news to print issit?
USA got the disaster call Katerina and President Bush, Malaysia want to build crooked bridge, and Indonesia got aeroplane crash...... but Strait Time got time to print letter that complain about my blog say too many fucks.
Oil price going to be high!
Mosquito is going to make more people got dengue!
Bush help the rich white people never help the poor black people in New Or-lian!
NO! The newspaper reporter manager say. This is not important news. This guy who complain about a fucking blog is more important news.
I also never go and say this Airframe guy blog no good, why he come here and disturb me? He is lucky I am now not like last time is a young punk, small small thing also want to fight. Now I am more self control because I got blog to write my feeling.
Use word to fight with word, don't use fist, is my principle now.
I ask Raymond eh you write forum letter for me leh. I dunno how to write. Raymond say dowan, he scared wait Gahmen catch him.
Raymond also scold me fuck lah why I use my real name for my blog.
Wah. Now I am a bit scared. Wait I become famous then NKF want me to do stunt on tv and use my gold tap to raise money for their gold tap how? My gold tap horse is big and long, and can do many stunt, hahahahaha!!!!
I also laugh at Raymond. You think Rockson is my real name meh? I tell him. Rockson is i primary 5 give myself one. Only my mother know my real name.
I call Lawrence the computer boy to tell him this, and he said he check already. Got one day during the NKF time my blog got people see more than 60000 time!!!! And another day got 50000 time!!!!!
Wa lao eh, quite scary now. I feel like I am in the National Stadium holding my horse and pak chiu cheng with Fiona Xie naked picture, and got the whole Malaysia cup 60000 football fan watching me.
Want to shoot also shy.
Maybe I should not blog so much now, wait kena more people complain me.
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
Go Comex with Lawrence and new reservist idea
Fuck, man. Dunno why this few days, my at home phone got this clicking sound. Also not very clear, the phone sometime sound like those radio when you adjust to no station. Cheebye, if continue like this, I going to complain the telephone company liao.
Lawrence always like to go the cheebye computer show. Singapore every year also got so many of this show, and all is the same one. It is like Sim Lim but they move their shop to Suntec and then the whole Singapore all go there to buy the same thing they can buy from Sim Lim.
How come all the PC show got those name with the X one? Comex, Sitex, Kotex!!!
I follow him to go the Comex show on Saturday, fucking hell! So many people! Car also jam, human also jam!! And many those computer guys who go this kind of thing smell like they never bath one! Nabei, want to go out shopping buy your computer thing bath before you go can? Aircon also no use! Mosquito fly in front of you also will choke and die ok?
Actually this is idea. Get all the smelly computer guy together, go people house their smell can kill the dengue mosquito.
In the end I wait for Lawrence at the Panasonic stall, because sometimes got sexy girls come out and dance on the stage. They wear the small small skirt and the small small top, and dance sexy sexy on the stage. I dunno what sexy dancing girl got to do with computer but nobody complain. We all just stand there and see. See until floppy also become hard disk.
When I go and find Lawrence (he lining up somewhere to sign some offer can get free playstation one), I walk past one guy and he said come come excuse me let me tell you how to get a free i-pot.
I ask him what is i-pot? He said is can play music one. Very good, from apple.
I thought got free thing maybe go and see, so I follow him. Then he start to talk about insurance thing. KNNBCCB! Bluff me what free i-pot! I told him to fuck off, and went back to look for Lawrence.
By the time we come out of the place, we also smell like those computer guys. I think worse, smell like reservist.
Today I saw newspaper got some MP who in charge of reservist welfare one (I think it is that 老处女 one) she say gahmen want to call soldier wife and family go his reservist in camp training. So maybe during the ICT, can let the wife and the children come and stay with their father in the camp!!!!
Chow chee bye! What is this Gahmen thinking?
Want to waste Singapore guys time not enough, now also want to waste his wife and his children time too?
The men morale not good, must call their wife come and sleep with them in the bunk is it? Scared they at night lonely and need to fuck, so during reservist also can do their "National Service" also ah?
Wa lao eh, what guy want their woman to come and see them during reservist?
The old virgin MP even say if children can see their daddy drive tank, so they will know how important is their father duty.
Fuck you understand!!!
I think the children will see their father most of the time sleep in the bunk, read newspaper, and go canteen break. Even those reservist got exercise one also dowan let their family see their father pang sai in the grass, and whole body sweat and mud, look like shit, smell like shit.
And if I got children, I also dowan them come to the camp see me drive tank. Wait got some reservist blur fuck accidently shoot live round from the MG on the tank or parking the tank reverse too fast langga people how? Army most dangerous weapon is not tank not gun, is the blur fuck with the tank and the gun, understand?
Somemore if the wife and family all come and stay, how is the men going to go Geylang to chiong? Reservist is the best time to go and chiong together with your army friend. ICT is not In Camp Training, ok? ICT is Insert Cheebye Training!!!!
Thats why Army always give the men condom when go oversea exercise. You think give them condom for what? Blow balloon have birthday party issit? The SAF condom is so that the men go and fuck some Taiwan mei mei won't kena some disease on their lan cheow and bring back to Singapore pass to other people ok?
You want to improve the men reservist welfare? Don't need to call their family come to the camp. Just don't call them go for so many cheebye ICT!!!
Lawrence always like to go the cheebye computer show. Singapore every year also got so many of this show, and all is the same one. It is like Sim Lim but they move their shop to Suntec and then the whole Singapore all go there to buy the same thing they can buy from Sim Lim.
How come all the PC show got those name with the X one? Comex, Sitex, Kotex!!!
I follow him to go the Comex show on Saturday, fucking hell! So many people! Car also jam, human also jam!! And many those computer guys who go this kind of thing smell like they never bath one! Nabei, want to go out shopping buy your computer thing bath before you go can? Aircon also no use! Mosquito fly in front of you also will choke and die ok?
Actually this is idea. Get all the smelly computer guy together, go people house their smell can kill the dengue mosquito.
In the end I wait for Lawrence at the Panasonic stall, because sometimes got sexy girls come out and dance on the stage. They wear the small small skirt and the small small top, and dance sexy sexy on the stage. I dunno what sexy dancing girl got to do with computer but nobody complain. We all just stand there and see. See until floppy also become hard disk.
When I go and find Lawrence (he lining up somewhere to sign some offer can get free playstation one), I walk past one guy and he said come come excuse me let me tell you how to get a free i-pot.
I ask him what is i-pot? He said is can play music one. Very good, from apple.
I thought got free thing maybe go and see, so I follow him. Then he start to talk about insurance thing. KNNBCCB! Bluff me what free i-pot! I told him to fuck off, and went back to look for Lawrence.
By the time we come out of the place, we also smell like those computer guys. I think worse, smell like reservist.
Today I saw newspaper got some MP who in charge of reservist welfare one (I think it is that 老处女 one) she say gahmen want to call soldier wife and family go his reservist in camp training. So maybe during the ICT, can let the wife and the children come and stay with their father in the camp!!!!
Chow chee bye! What is this Gahmen thinking?
Want to waste Singapore guys time not enough, now also want to waste his wife and his children time too?
The men morale not good, must call their wife come and sleep with them in the bunk is it? Scared they at night lonely and need to fuck, so during reservist also can do their "National Service" also ah?
Wa lao eh, what guy want their woman to come and see them during reservist?
The old virgin MP even say if children can see their daddy drive tank, so they will know how important is their father duty.
Fuck you understand!!!
I think the children will see their father most of the time sleep in the bunk, read newspaper, and go canteen break. Even those reservist got exercise one also dowan let their family see their father pang sai in the grass, and whole body sweat and mud, look like shit, smell like shit.
And if I got children, I also dowan them come to the camp see me drive tank. Wait got some reservist blur fuck accidently shoot live round from the MG on the tank or parking the tank reverse too fast langga people how? Army most dangerous weapon is not tank not gun, is the blur fuck with the tank and the gun, understand?
Somemore if the wife and family all come and stay, how is the men going to go Geylang to chiong? Reservist is the best time to go and chiong together with your army friend. ICT is not In Camp Training, ok? ICT is Insert Cheebye Training!!!!
Thats why Army always give the men condom when go oversea exercise. You think give them condom for what? Blow balloon have birthday party issit? The SAF condom is so that the men go and fuck some Taiwan mei mei won't kena some disease on their lan cheow and bring back to Singapore pass to other people ok?
You want to improve the men reservist welfare? Don't need to call their family come to the camp. Just don't call them go for so many cheebye ICT!!!
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Fuck the mosquito mother backside
Wa lao eh, so many days never write liao. Now then got strength.
Last week Tuesday when I take taxi to go back my car, I also a bit scared, dunno whether got Hell Parking Ticket or not (if kena dunno is pay with Hell money or not).
When I walk to my car, park near the old tree, I saw my car whole body cover with so many bird shits (KNNBCCB!!!!!) and I also saw two paper on the glass (KNNBCCB again!!!!!). My hand shake and I take the two paper.
The first one say Henry Lim say my car very nice and he want to buy my car for good price, call his handphone now.
Cheebye! I thought is what! So I throw away.
Then I look at the second one, which look like a parking summon. I thinking Die! Must be the hungry ghost "parking auntie" give me one. Why like this? I never do anything to her or say her bad things, but she still put this kind of dirty thing on my car! Why?
The paper is fold, so I open it......
Chow CHEE BYE!!!!!!
Its be worse than I thought! It is REAL summon!
Must be I leave the car here over night and then the real parking auntie come back and give me summon!!!
I see the bird shits and I see the summon, I feel like very angry.
Very very angry. Angry until I feel very hot. Like got fever like this.
Whole body hot. Hot until skin also red colour.
Angry until got bad headache want to faint.
Angry until want to vomit.
Wah I never angry until like this before, I thought, how come so hot so red so tired? And how come suddenly everything look so blur?
Then Raymond call me and ask me I got go and get back my car or not, and I tell him yes got, and I also tell him I feel hot and my skin is red colour like kena sun burn like that. Then Raymond shout at me "Aiya cheebye lah! You got the deng gew fever lah! You kena bite by the Aids mosquito!"
I hear Aids mosquito I panic. Got such mosquito one? Is it a gay mosquito? (Gahmen always like to say Aids is the gay disease) And what is deng gew fever? Why get this fever must say deng gew?
At first I got the fever, I just bo hiew, still go to work, dowan to tio kan. But then by the afternoon, I cannot tahan liao, so I go to the hospital A and E to check in.
Nabei the hospital so fucking busy. A lot of people sick like this. I saw many Bangra worker also. Must be their cheebye employer never take care them, put them 20, 30 people inside one small room. One guy kena sick, all kena sick.
I wait and wait and wait. Gahmen say Singapore hospital is world class service very good. Even Lao Lee wife sick in England also fly back here see the Singapore hospital.
Good my backside lah. Must be because my name is RTT, not LKY, I have wait for 5 hours then they test me, then say I got dengue fever (stupid Raymond, bluff me say what Aids mosquito and what deng gew fever, I read the hospital brochure it is the cheebye Aedes mosquito and it is dengue fever lah).
Fuck the mosquito mother backside.
After I get the dengue fever, then the newspaper say Singapore got serious dengue problem. Cheebye now then tell me. If I know earlier, I sure spray the mosquito spray in my house a few more time, and then throw away all the dirty water.
Raymond say must be that day you saw the parking auntie ghost then thats why kena fever. I say lan cheow lah, dengue fever is cause by mosquito not by parking auntie. But just in case, I bath with the flower water and also tell Raymond help me wash my car with the flower water (and first use soap wash the nabei bird shits).
Must be that night I never bring my key back and have to sleep in the void deck then kena the cheebye mosquito bite me.
I already MC for 7 or 8 days liao, today then the fever stop, and I am a bit worried my job. Wait they find excuse make me like Ah Seng like this, no job.
This sialan company like to see people work late late, even though the fucker who stay back is wayang only (I heard Gahmen say wayang no need licence, hahahahaha!!!). And those people who is sick take MC they will fuck upside down. Cheebye no heart company. Bluff sick also fuck, real sick also fuck. Worker is not human one, worker is just robot to them.
I stay in the hospital a few days, in the no aircon ward. What to do, want to save money and use more Medisave (this Medisave money is the Gahmen keep for your coffin until you die one, if don't use then leave in CPF for fuck?). No aircon never mind, but wa lao eh, some of the missy nurse is quite ugly one. Maybe all the chio one is in the A star ward. We all C ward kena the fat ugly nurse, the lao auntie nurse and the most worse one, the man nurse. Nabei not like those XXX show the nurse is all sexy neh neh big big and always want to fuck the patient one.
Every time the man nurse come, I scared he will take me go and bath. My horse is only give girl to play one, not give man to bath one.
At night sometime got one fat ugly missy come to my bed to take my temperature.
When she take my blood for test, she will say wah your muscle very big hor?
She also help me to put the drip, and she laugh heeheehee when she say sorry I poke you ah?
And when I want to go the toilet to pang jio and I need help because of the drip, dunno why she is always the one come and help me pass urine. I see her already I sibei hard to pee.
I think she like me, because she talk to me a lot, and I see her eyes keep looking my horse there. I very scared, wait she rape me and I got the fever and no strength to push her away how? Then I will lao bak sai, like those Taiwan show virgin.
I read so many newspaper because stay in hospital got nothing to do (hospital cannot bring dirty magazine one or else the patient see neh neh cheebye already maybe will get heart attack and die cock stand hahahahaha!!!).
Last few day the newspaper got a lot of news about Small Lee and his National Day speech. Keep saying he cry because he remember 1968 the national day parade kena rain and nobody run away, means those Singaporean very strong and proud of our country.
Cheebye lah. a little bit of rain only call hero ah? Kena rain will melt ah? Fuck lah I do NS that time everyday rain also march in the parade square, how come no prime minister cry for me? Also who dare to run away from the fucking rain in last time NS? The Encik will sent you go DB fuck backside and kena charge. So we got fucking FLOOD also march, man.
And last time 1968 those people who watch the national day parade is those come very far to see the one year one time free show parade, so what is rain, man? And those marching soldier who will dare to run from the rain? The 1968 Encik is even more fierce than my NS time Encik, you dare to run from the rain? He cut off your lan cheow, man.
Last time 1968 cut your men lan cheow in NS is won't get charged one.
Last time 1968 cut your men lan cheow in NS maybe even get medal say you are the best Encik of the whole Singapore army.
And if the 1968 Encik don't cut your lan cheow for running in the rain, Lao Lee will cut your lan cheow for you, plus cut your Encik one too.
I also read got some people go and put 8 white paper elephant near Buangcock MRT station (the one they build already never open because Gahmen say not enough people live there, nabei not enough people live there then build for fuck?). They want to let the minister know they buay song. Singaporean nowadays so daring, dare to like this protest.
Wah, so if more than 4 people get together at CPF building is consider no licence protest, then 8 paper elephant is consider what? Maybe have to be 4 elephant then can call public nonsense?
Lucky when the minister come it never rain, or else the white paper elephants maybe will run away, then make PM cry again.
Last week Tuesday when I take taxi to go back my car, I also a bit scared, dunno whether got Hell Parking Ticket or not (if kena dunno is pay with Hell money or not).
When I walk to my car, park near the old tree, I saw my car whole body cover with so many bird shits (KNNBCCB!!!!!) and I also saw two paper on the glass (KNNBCCB again!!!!!). My hand shake and I take the two paper.
The first one say Henry Lim say my car very nice and he want to buy my car for good price, call his handphone now.
Cheebye! I thought is what! So I throw away.
Then I look at the second one, which look like a parking summon. I thinking Die! Must be the hungry ghost "parking auntie" give me one. Why like this? I never do anything to her or say her bad things, but she still put this kind of dirty thing on my car! Why?
The paper is fold, so I open it......
Chow CHEE BYE!!!!!!
Its be worse than I thought! It is REAL summon!
Must be I leave the car here over night and then the real parking auntie come back and give me summon!!!
I see the bird shits and I see the summon, I feel like very angry.
Very very angry. Angry until I feel very hot. Like got fever like this.
Whole body hot. Hot until skin also red colour.
Angry until got bad headache want to faint.
Angry until want to vomit.
Wah I never angry until like this before, I thought, how come so hot so red so tired? And how come suddenly everything look so blur?
Then Raymond call me and ask me I got go and get back my car or not, and I tell him yes got, and I also tell him I feel hot and my skin is red colour like kena sun burn like that. Then Raymond shout at me "Aiya cheebye lah! You got the deng gew fever lah! You kena bite by the Aids mosquito!"
I hear Aids mosquito I panic. Got such mosquito one? Is it a gay mosquito? (Gahmen always like to say Aids is the gay disease) And what is deng gew fever? Why get this fever must say deng gew?
At first I got the fever, I just bo hiew, still go to work, dowan to tio kan. But then by the afternoon, I cannot tahan liao, so I go to the hospital A and E to check in.
Nabei the hospital so fucking busy. A lot of people sick like this. I saw many Bangra worker also. Must be their cheebye employer never take care them, put them 20, 30 people inside one small room. One guy kena sick, all kena sick.
I wait and wait and wait. Gahmen say Singapore hospital is world class service very good. Even Lao Lee wife sick in England also fly back here see the Singapore hospital.
Good my backside lah. Must be because my name is RTT, not LKY, I have wait for 5 hours then they test me, then say I got dengue fever (stupid Raymond, bluff me say what Aids mosquito and what deng gew fever, I read the hospital brochure it is the cheebye Aedes mosquito and it is dengue fever lah).
Fuck the mosquito mother backside.
After I get the dengue fever, then the newspaper say Singapore got serious dengue problem. Cheebye now then tell me. If I know earlier, I sure spray the mosquito spray in my house a few more time, and then throw away all the dirty water.
Raymond say must be that day you saw the parking auntie ghost then thats why kena fever. I say lan cheow lah, dengue fever is cause by mosquito not by parking auntie. But just in case, I bath with the flower water and also tell Raymond help me wash my car with the flower water (and first use soap wash the nabei bird shits).
Must be that night I never bring my key back and have to sleep in the void deck then kena the cheebye mosquito bite me.
I already MC for 7 or 8 days liao, today then the fever stop, and I am a bit worried my job. Wait they find excuse make me like Ah Seng like this, no job.
This sialan company like to see people work late late, even though the fucker who stay back is wayang only (I heard Gahmen say wayang no need licence, hahahahaha!!!). And those people who is sick take MC they will fuck upside down. Cheebye no heart company. Bluff sick also fuck, real sick also fuck. Worker is not human one, worker is just robot to them.
I stay in the hospital a few days, in the no aircon ward. What to do, want to save money and use more Medisave (this Medisave money is the Gahmen keep for your coffin until you die one, if don't use then leave in CPF for fuck?). No aircon never mind, but wa lao eh, some of the missy nurse is quite ugly one. Maybe all the chio one is in the A star ward. We all C ward kena the fat ugly nurse, the lao auntie nurse and the most worse one, the man nurse. Nabei not like those XXX show the nurse is all sexy neh neh big big and always want to fuck the patient one.
Every time the man nurse come, I scared he will take me go and bath. My horse is only give girl to play one, not give man to bath one.
At night sometime got one fat ugly missy come to my bed to take my temperature.
When she take my blood for test, she will say wah your muscle very big hor?
She also help me to put the drip, and she laugh heeheehee when she say sorry I poke you ah?
And when I want to go the toilet to pang jio and I need help because of the drip, dunno why she is always the one come and help me pass urine. I see her already I sibei hard to pee.
I think she like me, because she talk to me a lot, and I see her eyes keep looking my horse there. I very scared, wait she rape me and I got the fever and no strength to push her away how? Then I will lao bak sai, like those Taiwan show virgin.
I read so many newspaper because stay in hospital got nothing to do (hospital cannot bring dirty magazine one or else the patient see neh neh cheebye already maybe will get heart attack and die cock stand hahahahaha!!!).
Last few day the newspaper got a lot of news about Small Lee and his National Day speech. Keep saying he cry because he remember 1968 the national day parade kena rain and nobody run away, means those Singaporean very strong and proud of our country.
Cheebye lah. a little bit of rain only call hero ah? Kena rain will melt ah? Fuck lah I do NS that time everyday rain also march in the parade square, how come no prime minister cry for me? Also who dare to run away from the fucking rain in last time NS? The Encik will sent you go DB fuck backside and kena charge. So we got fucking FLOOD also march, man.
And last time 1968 those people who watch the national day parade is those come very far to see the one year one time free show parade, so what is rain, man? And those marching soldier who will dare to run from the rain? The 1968 Encik is even more fierce than my NS time Encik, you dare to run from the rain? He cut off your lan cheow, man.
Last time 1968 cut your men lan cheow in NS is won't get charged one.
Last time 1968 cut your men lan cheow in NS maybe even get medal say you are the best Encik of the whole Singapore army.
And if the 1968 Encik don't cut your lan cheow for running in the rain, Lao Lee will cut your lan cheow for you, plus cut your Encik one too.
I also read got some people go and put 8 white paper elephant near Buangcock MRT station (the one they build already never open because Gahmen say not enough people live there, nabei not enough people live there then build for fuck?). They want to let the minister know they buay song. Singaporean nowadays so daring, dare to like this protest.
Wah, so if more than 4 people get together at CPF building is consider no licence protest, then 8 paper elephant is consider what? Maybe have to be 4 elephant then can call public nonsense?
Lucky when the minister come it never rain, or else the white paper elephants maybe will run away, then make PM cry again.
Monday, August 22, 2005
Went to Month of Hungry Ghost Festival auction
Last night, Ah Seng invited me to go for the Hungry Ghost auction. I long time never go for one already. He was there as helper. Better than having no job and nothing to do. He every year also got help do this thing anyway.
Computer Boy Lawrence (CB Lawrence hahaha!!) went to Batam with his friends for a fucking weekend. These few days he quite sian, so need to find some way to forget his problem. He told me his company a lot of his old friend left or kena retrench already, especially the Singaporean. Below him all the junior is now from India and on top of him, all the senior is ang moh. He said, I feel like a Singapore hamburger, kena fuck by overseas ah neh in the backside, and kena suck ang moh cock in front. Soon even me also will have no job, kena replace by cheaper PRC, KNNBCCB, he said.
So he said he at work already kena fuck, so might as well go and find girl to fuck on weekend. I hope he got bring his safety belt. Actually I already told Lawrence Seventh Month don't go oversea. Swimming and going oversea is not good idea during the Hungry Ghost month. Not say I pan tang, but better to don't try your luck. You see the Kallang river, every year swallow people. And I heard also got people die in Australia this year. Hungry Ghost month don't fucking play play.
I didn't know he so sian at work. I thought computer line quite ok one. But Lawrence said nowadays what fucking line also not good, except working as gahmen. Last time another good line was NKF charity line, but even that one also now not good job liao, and NKF not only kena whole world condemn them, but I heard now got CAD (the office worker police) play their backside.
Lawrence said he got two choice. Upgrade himself or do illegal pirate business. Go Malaysia get the computer cd cheap cheap, come here and sell. But he saw the three fella kena caught for pirating song so he a bit scared. Like the police don't have murderer or robber to catch, now very free catch the download song people. What the fuck man.
He want to migrate but he said a few of his friends go oversea, same problem, no job. There worse, here in Singapore the ang moh is king, there in other country the ang moh is king and citizen, and they not like Singapore, they give chance to their citizen first.
So I sit at my table with Raymond (I drive him here one), just watching the whole thing. The auction guy can really talk, man. Lai ah lai ah, $888 Fatt fatt fatt ah!!!
What thing also he can sell. The thing all look like cheap thing, but people still bid high high. Got gold got frog got charcoal. All is got good luck type. Cheebye man, if I got money I also buy, who don't need good luck in life, right?
But this year like quieter. People don't bid so high like last time. Not as many getai, auction or wayang. The cheebye president election wayang (dong dong chiang!!!) is not counted, ok, hahahaha!!!
Must be economy is like shit. I dunno how the gahmen can count the growth and say what 4% or 5%. The only thing I see growing is my lan cheow and the price of everything.
Where got 5%? Got!
GST is 5% lor, cheebye! You see the car COE you already know. Low until cannot low. And the Hungry Ghost festival getai and show is all smaller.
Raymond said to me, you know why this year got less auction? Because this year NKF not involve! They too busy let CAD play their kar chng hahaha!!!
Around the auction place is the HDB car park. Many of the car that is park there tonight is the people who come for the auction show one. I can see around 9pm onwards, got some car look like the driver live here one, trying to find their parking lot but all full house. Round and round cannot find. Must be damn toolan for them, pui chow nua. I also no choice, I park until quite far away, the car park is next to some grass land and a big old tree, and the street light not working, a bit dark dark.
A lot of us who park there never put coupon. Because Sunday free, no need to pay. After 10pm then is season parking only. Somemore later if the auntie come we can see and run to our car to drive away.
The place got a lot of smoke. Dunno is it because they burning the joss stick and hell money paper, or is it the Indonesia that side the fire send us the haze.
Nabei, every chow chee bye year the Indonesia side burn the tree, because it is cheap way of make the land good for farming. Every chow chee bye year the Indonesia gahmen act blur, because the Malaysia and Indonesia fucker businessman bribe them to act blur. In the end every chow chee bye year the whole KL and Singapore sky all kena this haze, make people sick, and make me cannot go KL to chiong. Fuck their mothercheebye for this chow chee bye burning. Should lock this dirty businessman inside one house and let them smell their own smoke until they die. Cheebye.
My table also got a few other people. One of them is a hawker, his name is Tua Tow, because his head very big. He say his name is David. I was thinking sound like that singer David Tao, but this one is David the Tua Tow hahahaha!!!
Tua Tow mother was a famous hawker.
We were complaining about how come thing in Singapore getting more and more expensive and harder and harder to survive.
I said to Tua Tow, eh, nowadays the hawker and coffee shop food also getting more expensive liao, cannot even find the $1.50 or $2 price anymore. Why liddat?
He said bo pian. Want to charge less also cannot. Last time my mother is the hawker, the market stall rental is less than $700 one month, Tua Tow said. Now the market kena upgrade to nice nice by Gahmen, the rental go up also. KNNCCB, he said, how to survive? My mother die that time, the Gahmen offer me because I am the son to take over the place, but the rental jump until $2000 plus almost $3000. I don't make the price of my food more expensive, I cannot continue do this line.
Tua Tow said, you just wait lor. Next time no more cheap market food liao. When all the old hawker die, the CCB gahmen will up the rent and your char kuay teow will not be $2 liao.
The auction show run until very late. 11pm still the fella shouting into the microphone $128! $388! $888!!!
Suddenly got one guy shout, Nabei! Auntie lai liao!!!!
This mean the parking auntie come and check, so we all get up and run like siao lang to our car to drive away before they can summon us and give us ang pow. Wa lao eh, the new parking aunties who is private company one now is so fucking on the ball, must be their commission is better.
The two parking auntie that come still is booking the cars in front, so I think good, haven't reach me yet. My baobei car is park inside quite far. But very funny, I walk like walk very long time and never reach my car. Dunno how come. I remember I walk from my car to the auction show that time, feels like only 3 minute. Now the parking auntie come, and I try to go my car, is like more than 15 minute walk.
After a long long time, I can see my car liao. Park next to the broken lamp post, at the grassland there. Cheebye! I saw one auntie standing there going to give me ticket. How I know they send so many auntie come and book people?
I don't understand how come, but this auntie the uniform is not the same as the auntie I saw just now. This auntie is like wearing old parking auntie uniform, not the new private company uniform one. I cannot see her face, maybe because quite dark and I standing a few cars away.
Then I also saw she not using those mini computer to print my ticket, but using the old paper and pen style. I didn't know they still using this kind of parking ticket leh.
I want to go and talk to her and ask to give chance one, but I think nowadays they don't give chance one, somemore she already write her ticket. Aiyah let her book lah. KNNBCCB. So I turn to walk back to join my friends.
When I walking away, I suddenly smell the franjeepenny flower smell and also like heard my name kena call. Rockson... Rockson...
I thought maybe is the wind or Ah Seng is calling me (but cannot be, is a woman voice leh). Anyway I walk back to the auction show. The walk also seem like long time, like 15 minutes like that. Walk walk walk. Like neverending.
When I reach back, Raymond saw me and said wah so fast come back ah?
I look at him and said No what, I go quite long what, dunno why the walk like so far. And somemore KNN kena orh gong by the parking auntie wearing the old uniform one and using old style paper summon.
Raymond look at me funny and said, you kena summon meh?
Ya! Fuck man, I said.
Raymond look at me funny again and said, cannot be what. The two auntie just now came until the first few car, then we all run out that time, they stand there a while, and then go away liao. The two of them never walk to your car that side, you know? So how can you kena summon?
Got kena! I said. Must be a third auntie her minah friend lah!
Raymond said eh, you must be seeing things lah. This car park only got one way in, and we all only saw two auntie come and then go, never go your side. Don't have third auntie lah! And where got auntie now use paper summon one!
I look at him, he look at me.
Want to take taxi? I ask him.
Ya, your car tomorrow morning then come and get lah, Raymond said.
I also say.
So we tell Ah Seng bye bye, and tell Tua Tow good luck his food stall business, and walk very fast to the main road to call taxi.
When I reach home that time, is already about 11.45pm. I walk past my neighbour house and heard their tv got Channel News Asia talking about Small Lee's National Day speech. Must be that time I was at the auction they show the speech one. Never mind, next few days sure got fucking repeat and repeat and repeat.
Then I reach my door.
Then I say KNNBCCB.
I left my house key inside my car.
Computer Boy Lawrence (CB Lawrence hahaha!!) went to Batam with his friends for a fucking weekend. These few days he quite sian, so need to find some way to forget his problem. He told me his company a lot of his old friend left or kena retrench already, especially the Singaporean. Below him all the junior is now from India and on top of him, all the senior is ang moh. He said, I feel like a Singapore hamburger, kena fuck by overseas ah neh in the backside, and kena suck ang moh cock in front. Soon even me also will have no job, kena replace by cheaper PRC, KNNBCCB, he said.
So he said he at work already kena fuck, so might as well go and find girl to fuck on weekend. I hope he got bring his safety belt. Actually I already told Lawrence Seventh Month don't go oversea. Swimming and going oversea is not good idea during the Hungry Ghost month. Not say I pan tang, but better to don't try your luck. You see the Kallang river, every year swallow people. And I heard also got people die in Australia this year. Hungry Ghost month don't fucking play play.
I didn't know he so sian at work. I thought computer line quite ok one. But Lawrence said nowadays what fucking line also not good, except working as gahmen. Last time another good line was NKF charity line, but even that one also now not good job liao, and NKF not only kena whole world condemn them, but I heard now got CAD (the office worker police) play their backside.
Lawrence said he got two choice. Upgrade himself or do illegal pirate business. Go Malaysia get the computer cd cheap cheap, come here and sell. But he saw the three fella kena caught for pirating song so he a bit scared. Like the police don't have murderer or robber to catch, now very free catch the download song people. What the fuck man.
He want to migrate but he said a few of his friends go oversea, same problem, no job. There worse, here in Singapore the ang moh is king, there in other country the ang moh is king and citizen, and they not like Singapore, they give chance to their citizen first.
So I sit at my table with Raymond (I drive him here one), just watching the whole thing. The auction guy can really talk, man. Lai ah lai ah, $888 Fatt fatt fatt ah!!!
What thing also he can sell. The thing all look like cheap thing, but people still bid high high. Got gold got frog got charcoal. All is got good luck type. Cheebye man, if I got money I also buy, who don't need good luck in life, right?
But this year like quieter. People don't bid so high like last time. Not as many getai, auction or wayang. The cheebye president election wayang (dong dong chiang!!!) is not counted, ok, hahahaha!!!
Must be economy is like shit. I dunno how the gahmen can count the growth and say what 4% or 5%. The only thing I see growing is my lan cheow and the price of everything.
Where got 5%? Got!
GST is 5% lor, cheebye! You see the car COE you already know. Low until cannot low. And the Hungry Ghost festival getai and show is all smaller.
Raymond said to me, you know why this year got less auction? Because this year NKF not involve! They too busy let CAD play their kar chng hahaha!!!
Around the auction place is the HDB car park. Many of the car that is park there tonight is the people who come for the auction show one. I can see around 9pm onwards, got some car look like the driver live here one, trying to find their parking lot but all full house. Round and round cannot find. Must be damn toolan for them, pui chow nua. I also no choice, I park until quite far away, the car park is next to some grass land and a big old tree, and the street light not working, a bit dark dark.
A lot of us who park there never put coupon. Because Sunday free, no need to pay. After 10pm then is season parking only. Somemore later if the auntie come we can see and run to our car to drive away.
The place got a lot of smoke. Dunno is it because they burning the joss stick and hell money paper, or is it the Indonesia that side the fire send us the haze.
Nabei, every chow chee bye year the Indonesia side burn the tree, because it is cheap way of make the land good for farming. Every chow chee bye year the Indonesia gahmen act blur, because the Malaysia and Indonesia fucker businessman bribe them to act blur. In the end every chow chee bye year the whole KL and Singapore sky all kena this haze, make people sick, and make me cannot go KL to chiong. Fuck their mothercheebye for this chow chee bye burning. Should lock this dirty businessman inside one house and let them smell their own smoke until they die. Cheebye.
My table also got a few other people. One of them is a hawker, his name is Tua Tow, because his head very big. He say his name is David. I was thinking sound like that singer David Tao, but this one is David the Tua Tow hahahaha!!!
Tua Tow mother was a famous hawker.
We were complaining about how come thing in Singapore getting more and more expensive and harder and harder to survive.
I said to Tua Tow, eh, nowadays the hawker and coffee shop food also getting more expensive liao, cannot even find the $1.50 or $2 price anymore. Why liddat?
He said bo pian. Want to charge less also cannot. Last time my mother is the hawker, the market stall rental is less than $700 one month, Tua Tow said. Now the market kena upgrade to nice nice by Gahmen, the rental go up also. KNNCCB, he said, how to survive? My mother die that time, the Gahmen offer me because I am the son to take over the place, but the rental jump until $2000 plus almost $3000. I don't make the price of my food more expensive, I cannot continue do this line.
Tua Tow said, you just wait lor. Next time no more cheap market food liao. When all the old hawker die, the CCB gahmen will up the rent and your char kuay teow will not be $2 liao.
The auction show run until very late. 11pm still the fella shouting into the microphone $128! $388! $888!!!
Suddenly got one guy shout, Nabei! Auntie lai liao!!!!
This mean the parking auntie come and check, so we all get up and run like siao lang to our car to drive away before they can summon us and give us ang pow. Wa lao eh, the new parking aunties who is private company one now is so fucking on the ball, must be their commission is better.
The two parking auntie that come still is booking the cars in front, so I think good, haven't reach me yet. My baobei car is park inside quite far. But very funny, I walk like walk very long time and never reach my car. Dunno how come. I remember I walk from my car to the auction show that time, feels like only 3 minute. Now the parking auntie come, and I try to go my car, is like more than 15 minute walk.
After a long long time, I can see my car liao. Park next to the broken lamp post, at the grassland there. Cheebye! I saw one auntie standing there going to give me ticket. How I know they send so many auntie come and book people?
I don't understand how come, but this auntie the uniform is not the same as the auntie I saw just now. This auntie is like wearing old parking auntie uniform, not the new private company uniform one. I cannot see her face, maybe because quite dark and I standing a few cars away.
Then I also saw she not using those mini computer to print my ticket, but using the old paper and pen style. I didn't know they still using this kind of parking ticket leh.
I want to go and talk to her and ask to give chance one, but I think nowadays they don't give chance one, somemore she already write her ticket. Aiyah let her book lah. KNNBCCB. So I turn to walk back to join my friends.
When I walking away, I suddenly smell the franjeepenny flower smell and also like heard my name kena call. Rockson... Rockson...
I thought maybe is the wind or Ah Seng is calling me (but cannot be, is a woman voice leh). Anyway I walk back to the auction show. The walk also seem like long time, like 15 minutes like that. Walk walk walk. Like neverending.
When I reach back, Raymond saw me and said wah so fast come back ah?
I look at him and said No what, I go quite long what, dunno why the walk like so far. And somemore KNN kena orh gong by the parking auntie wearing the old uniform one and using old style paper summon.
Raymond look at me funny and said, you kena summon meh?
Ya! Fuck man, I said.
Raymond look at me funny again and said, cannot be what. The two auntie just now came until the first few car, then we all run out that time, they stand there a while, and then go away liao. The two of them never walk to your car that side, you know? So how can you kena summon?
Got kena! I said. Must be a third auntie her minah friend lah!
Raymond said eh, you must be seeing things lah. This car park only got one way in, and we all only saw two auntie come and then go, never go your side. Don't have third auntie lah! And where got auntie now use paper summon one!
I look at him, he look at me.
Want to take taxi? I ask him.
Ya, your car tomorrow morning then come and get lah, Raymond said.
I also say.
So we tell Ah Seng bye bye, and tell Tua Tow good luck his food stall business, and walk very fast to the main road to call taxi.
When I reach home that time, is already about 11.45pm. I walk past my neighbour house and heard their tv got Channel News Asia talking about Small Lee's National Day speech. Must be that time I was at the auction they show the speech one. Never mind, next few days sure got fucking repeat and repeat and repeat.
Then I reach my door.
Then I say KNNBCCB.
I left my house key inside my car.
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Fuck man, no more President election holiday
This few day work damn busy. Pak chew cheng also no time, don't say blog. I so tired until I hold my horse pak half way and koon.
I still very toolan about the President election kena cancel. Fuck lah, Singapore is so hard to get one lan cheow holiday, but because only got one man kena the Certificate of Egibity to run for election, then he is become the automatic winner. No holiday liao KNN.
Of course our old president can get approve for the president COE lah. The Selecting President Society read his report card and see "Last job: President of Singapore, 6 Years", confirm to give him what!!!
Unless this old president employer come out and say, Nabei! last time hor, when he is president that time, we is his boss and cheebye lah, we already told him he fucked up and not performing the A star grade, so we give him chance. Then because we is kind boss, we give chance for one year, two year, three year, four year, five year, and even six year, in the end we give him the last final really really no give chance warning liao and say he must resign or else we very stress have to find some more chance to give.
But this never happen lah (Singapore president where got one more boss upstairs one?). So our president pass lor. Some more he do quite good job, so never kena complain.
But a lot of people still not happy, they say this is not election! This is call selection! We never fucking get to choose! We want to have four man protest!!! The Singapore people shout Cheebye and sibei toolan got no election!!!
In the newspaper, "Cheebye and sibei toolan got no election!!!" become write in English as "Yay Singaporean very the happy no need to choose president!!!". Maybe the newspaper hokkien not so good, never translate properly.
Last night Raymond tell me when we are drinking at the lounge, actually, Singapore president got elect by Singapore people what!
I said, cheebye lah where got?
Raymond said, Got! Three people elect lor. Hahahahahaha!!!!!
That fucker Raymond always make this kind of stupid joke.
Then Raymond said, You should thank the Gahmen, they call this three clever people to help you choose the president, so you don't have to use your brain, waste your energy go and vote. Then you can use your brain to choose what food you want to eat for lunch, what drink you want to drink in the pub, and what PRC mei mei you want to fuck in Geylang, no need to waste on choosing president. Hahahahaha!!!!
I want to throw my beer at his laughing cheebye face already and then he said, anyway, actually the President is really choose by us. Really.
I dowan to waste my beer, so I drink it and say why you say that?
Raymond said, See ah, ok, who choose the president one?
I said, Selecting President Society!
Then Raymond said, Who choose the Selecting President Society one?
I said, Gahmen lah, cheebye!
Then Raymond said, Who choose the Gahmen one?
I look at him and stone for a while.
Then Raymond laugh and said, Ahhhhhhh, we fuckers lor. So we elected the President lah! Hahahahaha!!!!
I want to punch his arm liao but I forgot because behind him got one chio bu walk pass, wearing the front low low top, low until can see two half of her goodies and almost see her stomach liao. People is V neck, she is U neck, hahahahahaha!!! See already my horse sedia. And I later go to toilet to pee also damn toolan, keep shooting the wall and the sky. We are like this, see goodies liao will steam damn fast and forget our angry even faster.
Actually talk about steam, Singapore becoming president standard is also very steam. Must be superman gahmen department boss for three years or $100 million company CEO. Wa lao eh, where to find?
Actually, I got know one guy Ah Heng who can pass the Selecting President Society exam. He is boss of a secret society (no number one, because real gang don't have number) and his gang make million billion dollars every year selling pirated DVD and pc program and as loanshark.
He also CEO, ok? And every year his gang make money, never lose. Our country CPF money let him look after he sure take it and make into golden egg for us.
But he wear singlet and slipper everywhere, so don't looks so high class. Also I think his whole body the tattoo everywhere is look a bit scary. Fuck man, his fingernail and eyelid also got tattoo. Somemore his temper no good and he always scold people lan cheow and fuck your mothercheebye and KNNBCCB.
If Ah Heng do the National Day parade, he have to wear long sleeve shirt to cover his tattoo or people will scared.
When the commander ask him Sir! Permission to start the parade sir!
President Ah Heng will sure say Pua Chee Bye! Don't be so blur fuck! KNN want to start the parade then start lah! Every cheebye thing also must ask me first ah! Limpei President Ah Heng is your mother issit?
But Ah Heng cannot be president one. He is $100 million dollar company CEO but he fail the last part of the exam. The exam say the president must have good character and got nobody fuck him.
Fuck lah, this kind of thing how to pass? Want to find your bad things very easy ok? Your cheebye mother in law say you useless fucker son in law can also consider not good character what.
I think we need to start a president school. Singapore country very small, so must start early find those got president standard kind of student.
Raymond and me will start a president school to teach you important things......
-how to kiss babies
-how to conduct national day parade
-how to do charity
-don't anyhow ask question about Singapore Gahmen money
-how to meet the president of other country (who also not standard enough to be our president)
I think when you compare, other country president is all no standard. Like USA one. Got one cowboy actor. Got one chee koh pek like to get blowjob by his own office girl. Got one stupid cowboy rich man son. All fucked up. Maybe that's why their pay less than our president.
I think I dowan to be president now, just be gahmen department boss or gahmen company boss can already. Every year can be fucked up but will get chance, and still get my big bonus and get report card say well done good job. As long as don't try to be president without gahmen permission, I no need to scared no job.
I can be CFO, Chief Fucking Officer! Hahahahahaha!!!!
I still very toolan about the President election kena cancel. Fuck lah, Singapore is so hard to get one lan cheow holiday, but because only got one man kena the Certificate of Egibity to run for election, then he is become the automatic winner. No holiday liao KNN.
Of course our old president can get approve for the president COE lah. The Selecting President Society read his report card and see "Last job: President of Singapore, 6 Years", confirm to give him what!!!
Unless this old president employer come out and say, Nabei! last time hor, when he is president that time, we is his boss and cheebye lah, we already told him he fucked up and not performing the A star grade, so we give him chance. Then because we is kind boss, we give chance for one year, two year, three year, four year, five year, and even six year, in the end we give him the last final really really no give chance warning liao and say he must resign or else we very stress have to find some more chance to give.
But this never happen lah (Singapore president where got one more boss upstairs one?). So our president pass lor. Some more he do quite good job, so never kena complain.
But a lot of people still not happy, they say this is not election! This is call selection! We never fucking get to choose! We want to have four man protest!!! The Singapore people shout Cheebye and sibei toolan got no election!!!
In the newspaper, "Cheebye and sibei toolan got no election!!!" become write in English as "Yay Singaporean very the happy no need to choose president!!!". Maybe the newspaper hokkien not so good, never translate properly.
Last night Raymond tell me when we are drinking at the lounge, actually, Singapore president got elect by Singapore people what!
I said, cheebye lah where got?
Raymond said, Got! Three people elect lor. Hahahahahaha!!!!!
That fucker Raymond always make this kind of stupid joke.
Then Raymond said, You should thank the Gahmen, they call this three clever people to help you choose the president, so you don't have to use your brain, waste your energy go and vote. Then you can use your brain to choose what food you want to eat for lunch, what drink you want to drink in the pub, and what PRC mei mei you want to fuck in Geylang, no need to waste on choosing president. Hahahahaha!!!!
I want to throw my beer at his laughing cheebye face already and then he said, anyway, actually the President is really choose by us. Really.
I dowan to waste my beer, so I drink it and say why you say that?
Raymond said, See ah, ok, who choose the president one?
I said, Selecting President Society!
Then Raymond said, Who choose the Selecting President Society one?
I said, Gahmen lah, cheebye!
Then Raymond said, Who choose the Gahmen one?
I look at him and stone for a while.
Then Raymond laugh and said, Ahhhhhhh, we fuckers lor. So we elected the President lah! Hahahahaha!!!!
I want to punch his arm liao but I forgot because behind him got one chio bu walk pass, wearing the front low low top, low until can see two half of her goodies and almost see her stomach liao. People is V neck, she is U neck, hahahahahaha!!! See already my horse sedia. And I later go to toilet to pee also damn toolan, keep shooting the wall and the sky. We are like this, see goodies liao will steam damn fast and forget our angry even faster.
Actually talk about steam, Singapore becoming president standard is also very steam. Must be superman gahmen department boss for three years or $100 million company CEO. Wa lao eh, where to find?
Actually, I got know one guy Ah Heng who can pass the Selecting President Society exam. He is boss of a secret society (no number one, because real gang don't have number) and his gang make million billion dollars every year selling pirated DVD and pc program and as loanshark.
He also CEO, ok? And every year his gang make money, never lose. Our country CPF money let him look after he sure take it and make into golden egg for us.
But he wear singlet and slipper everywhere, so don't looks so high class. Also I think his whole body the tattoo everywhere is look a bit scary. Fuck man, his fingernail and eyelid also got tattoo. Somemore his temper no good and he always scold people lan cheow and fuck your mothercheebye and KNNBCCB.
If Ah Heng do the National Day parade, he have to wear long sleeve shirt to cover his tattoo or people will scared.
When the commander ask him Sir! Permission to start the parade sir!
President Ah Heng will sure say Pua Chee Bye! Don't be so blur fuck! KNN want to start the parade then start lah! Every cheebye thing also must ask me first ah! Limpei President Ah Heng is your mother issit?
But Ah Heng cannot be president one. He is $100 million dollar company CEO but he fail the last part of the exam. The exam say the president must have good character and got nobody fuck him.
Fuck lah, this kind of thing how to pass? Want to find your bad things very easy ok? Your cheebye mother in law say you useless fucker son in law can also consider not good character what.
I think we need to start a president school. Singapore country very small, so must start early find those got president standard kind of student.
Raymond and me will start a president school to teach you important things......
-how to kiss babies
-how to conduct national day parade
-how to do charity
-don't anyhow ask question about Singapore Gahmen money
-how to meet the president of other country (who also not standard enough to be our president)
I think when you compare, other country president is all no standard. Like USA one. Got one cowboy actor. Got one chee koh pek like to get blowjob by his own office girl. Got one stupid cowboy rich man son. All fucked up. Maybe that's why their pay less than our president.
I think I dowan to be president now, just be gahmen department boss or gahmen company boss can already. Every year can be fucked up but will get chance, and still get my big bonus and get report card say well done good job. As long as don't try to be president without gahmen permission, I no need to scared no job.
I can be CFO, Chief Fucking Officer! Hahahahahaha!!!!
Friday, August 12, 2005
12 commando police vs Fantastic Four
CCB I just spend two hours deleting my files.....
Today I tried to use my Singpass to go online check my CPF. Every year they keep send me a new password, I dunno which lan cheow password to use, so I keep trying and trying and trying, but cheebye cannot login. Remind me of that time I use Singpass for my tax like that. Also cannot work.
In the end, I got one Access Denied. I think this mean I kena fucked liao. The CPF computer don't like me and close their door.
Nabei so I lunchtime go to the CPF building in town, because Lawrence say this kind of thing must go there to settle. Sibei sian, because that side the lunch food not so nice, and the char bor not as chio as the Raffles Place side. Raffles the girls know how to dress skirt tight tight, top tight tight, a few less button. Very the sexy and like those office girl from overseas magazine. Too bad they think they very high class, like their cheebye is made of gold.
Heng not go until Tanjong Pagar, or else sure see even more kan see lang pai kua office girl one. And probably see a lot of office auntie.
I walk to the building around lunch and saw many people blocking the CPF building entrance. Like more than 100 people crowd around there, I think. I am thinking die lah, my lunch one hour only, like this how.
In Singapore when got so many people, is either someone die (and they need to get 4D number), or got sale, or got free thing.
But when I go there, is only four people, two man two woman, wear some white T-shirt, got words like NKF and HDB and CPF on it. They also holding some paper. Chay, I thought the two woman tng sar do strip tease or what!!
Then got someone in the crowd say, wah Singapore now also got protest, man.
Protest? These people crazy ah? Singapore want to protest must get licence one! Even want to be pros, or health centre massage girl, or president also must get license. Protest lagi have to! They don't look like got-licence protester leh.
Then I overheard got another uncle, he say he think he know why four people only.
I ask him, "Uncle, why four people ah? They cannot find enough people to protest issit?"
He said no, five people then consider no licence and against the law. Less than five only considered disturb people, is call public nonsense.
I am thinking, the gahmen like this sure toolan, wait they change the law to make it less than five people is also against the law. Maybe they might say, more than two people is also need licence now.
Like that die lah. You want to go Geylang to do three-way also consider illegal protest liao. You want to go pak tor, go dating also need two people but new law say cannot. So you can only go alone and pak chiu cheng. Hahahahaha!!!
Suddenly got a lot of police come. Not just normal police, but those riot one. Wear until look like going to war like this. They wear helmet, carry shield and big stick, and the leg all cover with pad (scared fall down issit?)
Wah, look damn fierce man. I see already I also scared. Because at first, I am thinking die, this police all come here is to catch me, because the CPF Singpass computer scan my PC see I got sex picture and movie. Especially the japanese type. I also dunno why Lawrence he download the japanese xxx, the jap girls is quite chio, but many no neh neh, and cannot see cheebye lan cheow one, all square squares. Sometimes when the jap girl suck cock, the square square got so many until her face also cannot see. Only can hear her noise. Like that also shiok.
Seelang Lawrence, always use my PC download this kind of fuck thing, see lah! Kena scan by Gahmen computer and the police send their Commando team come liao.
Somemore I scared because I remember in London they chase one fella and shoot him until die, thought he was the cheebye terrorist. In the end he is not a terrorist, just look like one. And London police never even say sorry, only say regret!!! KNNBCCB! Shoot wrong person still only say REGRET?!!! Lan cheow ok! The only person regret is that poor fucker who run, man. Regret he meet this kind of police!
Nabei!!! At least in London they regret. I think in Singapore if you kena shoot, police will not regret or say sorry. Maybe even get medal. Who call you stupid fucker carry big bag in MRT, see police liao go and run ah?
So I stand there. Dunno to fucking run or stone there. If I run, I scared they shoot me. If I stone there, I scared they come and catch me for Lawrence xxx files. That chow Lawrence, all his fucking fault!!!
Then I heard the police shout at the four people. Tell them to get lost or get caught by police. After second time kena tell by the commando police, the four of them go home.
So drama sia! Wah lao eh!! Why so many police come? Even send the commando police? Four people only! Make until Rockson scared think it was him. The normal police come can already lor, public nonsense only what. One police post mata come and tell them to fuck off should be enough.
The normal police not free have to send commando issit? Wah lan eh. They are Fantastic Four got powers issit? Heng ah, if got more people and carry weapons type, then comfirm the CID, army, navy and airforce also come. National Day over already, all this people free what.
By this time, I also sian dowan to check Singpass already. Another day then do, stomach also hungry. My day spoil by this people dunno protesting what fuck. Stomach more important so I go makan.
I also told myself better go back and delete those porn file. Wait really kena police knock down my door and send me to jail to kena fuck backside.
Today I tried to use my Singpass to go online check my CPF. Every year they keep send me a new password, I dunno which lan cheow password to use, so I keep trying and trying and trying, but cheebye cannot login. Remind me of that time I use Singpass for my tax like that. Also cannot work.
In the end, I got one Access Denied. I think this mean I kena fucked liao. The CPF computer don't like me and close their door.
Nabei so I lunchtime go to the CPF building in town, because Lawrence say this kind of thing must go there to settle. Sibei sian, because that side the lunch food not so nice, and the char bor not as chio as the Raffles Place side. Raffles the girls know how to dress skirt tight tight, top tight tight, a few less button. Very the sexy and like those office girl from overseas magazine. Too bad they think they very high class, like their cheebye is made of gold.
Heng not go until Tanjong Pagar, or else sure see even more kan see lang pai kua office girl one. And probably see a lot of office auntie.
I walk to the building around lunch and saw many people blocking the CPF building entrance. Like more than 100 people crowd around there, I think. I am thinking die lah, my lunch one hour only, like this how.
In Singapore when got so many people, is either someone die (and they need to get 4D number), or got sale, or got free thing.
But when I go there, is only four people, two man two woman, wear some white T-shirt, got words like NKF and HDB and CPF on it. They also holding some paper. Chay, I thought the two woman tng sar do strip tease or what!!
Then got someone in the crowd say, wah Singapore now also got protest, man.
Protest? These people crazy ah? Singapore want to protest must get licence one! Even want to be pros, or health centre massage girl, or president also must get license. Protest lagi have to! They don't look like got-licence protester leh.
Then I overheard got another uncle, he say he think he know why four people only.
I ask him, "Uncle, why four people ah? They cannot find enough people to protest issit?"
He said no, five people then consider no licence and against the law. Less than five only considered disturb people, is call public nonsense.
I am thinking, the gahmen like this sure toolan, wait they change the law to make it less than five people is also against the law. Maybe they might say, more than two people is also need licence now.
Like that die lah. You want to go Geylang to do three-way also consider illegal protest liao. You want to go pak tor, go dating also need two people but new law say cannot. So you can only go alone and pak chiu cheng. Hahahahaha!!!
Suddenly got a lot of police come. Not just normal police, but those riot one. Wear until look like going to war like this. They wear helmet, carry shield and big stick, and the leg all cover with pad (scared fall down issit?)
Wah, look damn fierce man. I see already I also scared. Because at first, I am thinking die, this police all come here is to catch me, because the CPF Singpass computer scan my PC see I got sex picture and movie. Especially the japanese type. I also dunno why Lawrence he download the japanese xxx, the jap girls is quite chio, but many no neh neh, and cannot see cheebye lan cheow one, all square squares. Sometimes when the jap girl suck cock, the square square got so many until her face also cannot see. Only can hear her noise. Like that also shiok.
Seelang Lawrence, always use my PC download this kind of fuck thing, see lah! Kena scan by Gahmen computer and the police send their Commando team come liao.
Somemore I scared because I remember in London they chase one fella and shoot him until die, thought he was the cheebye terrorist. In the end he is not a terrorist, just look like one. And London police never even say sorry, only say regret!!! KNNBCCB! Shoot wrong person still only say REGRET?!!! Lan cheow ok! The only person regret is that poor fucker who run, man. Regret he meet this kind of police!
Nabei!!! At least in London they regret. I think in Singapore if you kena shoot, police will not regret or say sorry. Maybe even get medal. Who call you stupid fucker carry big bag in MRT, see police liao go and run ah?
So I stand there. Dunno to fucking run or stone there. If I run, I scared they shoot me. If I stone there, I scared they come and catch me for Lawrence xxx files. That chow Lawrence, all his fucking fault!!!
Then I heard the police shout at the four people. Tell them to get lost or get caught by police. After second time kena tell by the commando police, the four of them go home.
So drama sia! Wah lao eh!! Why so many police come? Even send the commando police? Four people only! Make until Rockson scared think it was him. The normal police come can already lor, public nonsense only what. One police post mata come and tell them to fuck off should be enough.
The normal police not free have to send commando issit? Wah lan eh. They are Fantastic Four got powers issit? Heng ah, if got more people and carry weapons type, then comfirm the CID, army, navy and airforce also come. National Day over already, all this people free what.
By this time, I also sian dowan to check Singpass already. Another day then do, stomach also hungry. My day spoil by this people dunno protesting what fuck. Stomach more important so I go makan.
I also told myself better go back and delete those porn file. Wait really kena police knock down my door and send me to jail to kena fuck backside.
Monday, August 08, 2005
Go Marina South see fireworks
Saturday Lawrence ask me want to watch the free fireworks or not? Go Marina South and see, he said.
At first I didn't really feel like it but he said got free concert also by the singer Zhou Hua Jian. His English name is Emil, I think. What kind of cheebye name is Emil? Sound like "email", he like people to emil him issit? Why he don't choose better name like Rockson?
I told him wa lao eh, cheebye lah, that Email Chow is so kan see lang lao liao, this kind of last time star who want to see?
Then he said not only him but also got the 五月天 rock band perform. They are Taiwan group, English called May Day, is those rock one, not like those chow ah kua boy band like F4 (F stand for Fucked up issit?).
This May Day band I don't mind, because they sometimes sing Hokkien song. I hope they got sing the good Hokkien song like Chit Ba Ban, because that is what Singaporean like to hear, "One Million Dollar".
So I said ok and we go with Raymond and his friend Ah Seng. Actually Ah Seng is call Peter but we know him so long we always call him Ah Seng. He is oldest in our group I think. Ah Seng is jobless many months liao because his kuai lan company say he almost 40 years old and not useful anymore, so they use his salary to hire two 20 years old young punk. Cheebye this kind of thing also can.
When I go Marina South to eat and go bowling last time, I always drive because the place damn fucking ulu. Actually it is in town, but it is like the backside of the town, must drive one big round then can go there kind. I drive us until near there, but the road kena block! KNNBCCB!!!!
So Ah Seng said better park and take train. He laugh and say lucky I no job no money to buy car, never kena this kind of problem. He said "I no money even to buy a sex wife from Vietnam, don't say buy car, hahahahaha!!!"
So we take the train to Marina station and walk. Nabei, I eat until so big, this is my first time get out at the Marina station. Who the fuck take train go Marina one? Come out of the station is nothing, no shop, no house, just grass.
When we reach the station, a lot of people come out of the train at Marina. I think the Marina station those MRT worker also stress. Usually one day see one or two people at their station (and maybe some ghosts hahahaha!!!) but tonight KNN see so many people come and see fireworks and concert.
I not sure where is the place to see the fireworks, so I just follow the people. Got some people take the bus 400, but we saw so many people take the bus, so we decide to walk. CCB the walk really damn far, I walk until my ka chng down there also sweat, walk already got a wet wet feeling.
I tell Lawrence this firework better be worth it because we walk until so jialat. I saw many NS men in their No 4 uniform do traffic duty, I think they must be damn sian to be the National Day free worker. Every year National Day sure a lot of army boy kena do this kind of slave duty one. No wonder see their face so long. Not only kena duty, but see all the chio bu but cannot go out with them. Sibei sian.
After about 20 minutes I think, we reach the stage place together with many thousand of Singaporean who like to see free show.
When I walk on the field I sibei toolan because the concert grass land there got mud!!! KNN must be the last few days raining make the ground all wet and muddy one!! We walk that time cannot see properly where is the mud and where is the dry part, so our shoe all kena wet wet brown brown one....... CHEEBYE!!!!
I stand with the concert people near the stage because Lawrence want to hear the concert after the fireworks. We stand behind the metal bar and pack together like animal inside cage.
Wa lan eh. I never smell so many people sweat before. People squeeze together like the fucking sardine. Some even smell like sardine. And many of the girl also wear tank top and they sweat. Usually girl in tank top is very sexy to see but not that night.
The worse part is when the firework start, everybody ooh and ahh and got this girl just next to me, she stick out her hand and point at the firework in the sky.
Her armpit suddenly press next to my face and the smell from her armpit reach my nose. I almost peng san!!! I see the army boys i feel like shout MEDIC!!!
Then got another girl next to her, her friend I think, she also point up at the firework ooh and ahh. But this girl worse her armpit got hair!!!! Like this how to strike 4D!!!!!
I want to tell her move her hairy armpit away but the fireworks too loud she cannot hear me say excuse me can don't press your hairy cheebye armpit on my face or not. When I want to say excuse me, another firework boom in the sky.
So I give up and look at the sky and enjoy the free fireworks, and try to breathe through my mouth. Gahmen give us free show, of course must enjoy right? No job no money already, like Ah Seng, only got left the free things to enjoy, like the free fireworks, the free concert of Email Chow, a few unknown singers I never hear before, and 五月天. Not bad this Gahmen, Singapore 40 years birthday spend so much money. Maybe all this is try to make Singaporean happy a bit, forget their troubles.
Raymond the stupid fucker try to take photo of the fireworks with his lao ya handphone camera and complain cheebye why his photo all come out black black one.
After 10 to 20 minutes the fireworks finish and got some people clap. The sky no more bright colour and loud boom, but become dark again. The armpit girls also put their arm down liao. I can use my nose breathe again.
I turn and saw Ah Seng still looking at the night time sky macham still got fireworks and I said, "Oi, Seng ah, you looking at the empty sky for fuck? No more fireworks already."
Ah Seng did not look at me. His eyes still looking at the black black sky and then he said to me:
"All this free Gahmen fireworks is very nice to see but I wish I have a job."
His eyes now like looking far far away behind the sky.
"Then I can buy my own fireworks," he said "when it is my own 40 years birthday."
At first I didn't really feel like it but he said got free concert also by the singer Zhou Hua Jian. His English name is Emil, I think. What kind of cheebye name is Emil? Sound like "email", he like people to emil him issit? Why he don't choose better name like Rockson?
I told him wa lao eh, cheebye lah, that Email Chow is so kan see lang lao liao, this kind of last time star who want to see?
Then he said not only him but also got the 五月天 rock band perform. They are Taiwan group, English called May Day, is those rock one, not like those chow ah kua boy band like F4 (F stand for Fucked up issit?).
This May Day band I don't mind, because they sometimes sing Hokkien song. I hope they got sing the good Hokkien song like Chit Ba Ban, because that is what Singaporean like to hear, "One Million Dollar".
So I said ok and we go with Raymond and his friend Ah Seng. Actually Ah Seng is call Peter but we know him so long we always call him Ah Seng. He is oldest in our group I think. Ah Seng is jobless many months liao because his kuai lan company say he almost 40 years old and not useful anymore, so they use his salary to hire two 20 years old young punk. Cheebye this kind of thing also can.
When I go Marina South to eat and go bowling last time, I always drive because the place damn fucking ulu. Actually it is in town, but it is like the backside of the town, must drive one big round then can go there kind. I drive us until near there, but the road kena block! KNNBCCB!!!!
So Ah Seng said better park and take train. He laugh and say lucky I no job no money to buy car, never kena this kind of problem. He said "I no money even to buy a sex wife from Vietnam, don't say buy car, hahahahaha!!!"
So we take the train to Marina station and walk. Nabei, I eat until so big, this is my first time get out at the Marina station. Who the fuck take train go Marina one? Come out of the station is nothing, no shop, no house, just grass.
When we reach the station, a lot of people come out of the train at Marina. I think the Marina station those MRT worker also stress. Usually one day see one or two people at their station (and maybe some ghosts hahahaha!!!) but tonight KNN see so many people come and see fireworks and concert.
I not sure where is the place to see the fireworks, so I just follow the people. Got some people take the bus 400, but we saw so many people take the bus, so we decide to walk. CCB the walk really damn far, I walk until my ka chng down there also sweat, walk already got a wet wet feeling.
I tell Lawrence this firework better be worth it because we walk until so jialat. I saw many NS men in their No 4 uniform do traffic duty, I think they must be damn sian to be the National Day free worker. Every year National Day sure a lot of army boy kena do this kind of slave duty one. No wonder see their face so long. Not only kena duty, but see all the chio bu but cannot go out with them. Sibei sian.
After about 20 minutes I think, we reach the stage place together with many thousand of Singaporean who like to see free show.
When I walk on the field I sibei toolan because the concert grass land there got mud!!! KNN must be the last few days raining make the ground all wet and muddy one!! We walk that time cannot see properly where is the mud and where is the dry part, so our shoe all kena wet wet brown brown one....... CHEEBYE!!!!
I stand with the concert people near the stage because Lawrence want to hear the concert after the fireworks. We stand behind the metal bar and pack together like animal inside cage.
Wa lan eh. I never smell so many people sweat before. People squeeze together like the fucking sardine. Some even smell like sardine. And many of the girl also wear tank top and they sweat. Usually girl in tank top is very sexy to see but not that night.
The worse part is when the firework start, everybody ooh and ahh and got this girl just next to me, she stick out her hand and point at the firework in the sky.
Her armpit suddenly press next to my face and the smell from her armpit reach my nose. I almost peng san!!! I see the army boys i feel like shout MEDIC!!!
Then got another girl next to her, her friend I think, she also point up at the firework ooh and ahh. But this girl worse her armpit got hair!!!! Like this how to strike 4D!!!!!
I want to tell her move her hairy armpit away but the fireworks too loud she cannot hear me say excuse me can don't press your hairy cheebye armpit on my face or not. When I want to say excuse me, another firework boom in the sky.
So I give up and look at the sky and enjoy the free fireworks, and try to breathe through my mouth. Gahmen give us free show, of course must enjoy right? No job no money already, like Ah Seng, only got left the free things to enjoy, like the free fireworks, the free concert of Email Chow, a few unknown singers I never hear before, and 五月天. Not bad this Gahmen, Singapore 40 years birthday spend so much money. Maybe all this is try to make Singaporean happy a bit, forget their troubles.
Raymond the stupid fucker try to take photo of the fireworks with his lao ya handphone camera and complain cheebye why his photo all come out black black one.
After 10 to 20 minutes the fireworks finish and got some people clap. The sky no more bright colour and loud boom, but become dark again. The armpit girls also put their arm down liao. I can use my nose breathe again.
I turn and saw Ah Seng still looking at the night time sky macham still got fireworks and I said, "Oi, Seng ah, you looking at the empty sky for fuck? No more fireworks already."
Ah Seng did not look at me. His eyes still looking at the black black sky and then he said to me:
"All this free Gahmen fireworks is very nice to see but I wish I have a job."
His eyes now like looking far far away behind the sky.
"Then I can buy my own fireworks," he said "when it is my own 40 years birthday."
Friday, August 05, 2005
Nabei, Singapore so small want to find one President also cannot
They say that this August 27 got President Election. At first I am very happy because maybe that mean got public holiday. Then I check the calendar and KNNBCCB!!!! It is a fucking Saturday! Like that how to have cheebye holiday!!!
Actually also dunno whether will have a fight or not. At first the now President, his name is Nathan (it is the Indian pronounce way, Nar-den, not the Ang Moh style, Neh-ten), he say he want to retire liao. He is already 81 years old, and got a few health problem, so fuck lah, of course want to rest, right?
But then dunno so many MP, NTUC and gahmen people say no lah please don't retire, go for medical checkup and try to run for president again, so he now say he want to be president for another 6 years.
I am thinking, fuck man, Singapore got so little talent until cannot find another man to be President ah? Have to make one poor old Indian man who want to rest go and try and be president again? Lan cheow ok!
Why must like this? Singapore everything good only have One, is it? One man good enough to be president, one party good enough to be gahmen, one Lao Lee good enough to be a PM, then SM, then MM? Singapore don't have other good people meh? Maybe that's why the Singapore song is One People One Nation One Singapore. Everything is fucking ONE!!!
Maybe to become president the pass mark is too high. I heard must have some Certificate of Eligibity. Nabei! Be president also must have COE! Somemore the COE look like only the PAP kind of people can get type.
I heard got one guy running, is some JTC guy, also gahmen type. Lan pa pa lan.
I think it will be fun to see the Election during this month. Because this month is the Seven Month of the Hungry Ghost, and will got many Seven Month getai and wayang. Election is also a kind of wayang what!
Actually I think the Gahmen also want to see whether the Singaporean will vote this old President (OLD President, hahahahaha!!!!) to be the new President. Maybe see if the Singaporean is toolan the Gahmen or not. The NKF already make many Singaporean toolan and because the Gahmen Elections also coming, so must check check a bit.
I think Singaporean don't mind vote another president, if there is a choice. I think most people think president is cho bo lan one, so vote who also never mind. Don't halfway die can already.
But I think the president is not only cho bo lan. I heard he have to look after Gahmen money (which is actually OUR money, but the Gahmen always say is THEIR money). I know! Maybe can get that opposition party guy Chee! His name sound like bad word. If he is president, he can everyday ask the Gahmen "WHERE is the cheebye MONEY?!!!" but confirm won't kena sue! Hahahahaha!!!
I also don't mind if I can be president. Got big house at the Isetana. Outside got so many guard and police look after my house (and my president baobei car can park inside won't kena scratch, not like parking in the cheebye HDB carpark). Then next door my Isetana president house is Plaza Singapura shopping centre (last time Yaohan), and even got MRT. Outside is Orchard Road, got so many sexy chio bu to see. Good what!
But then cannot go and chiong as president, because too famous liao. Wait chiong already will become like that last time ah neh President, Devan Neh. He chiong too much in the end kena the Gahmen fry his cuttle fish.
Anyway too bad, I not smart enough, and cannot get the president COE. Car COE also got problem to get. But if they say lan cheow big can be president, I sure win one. But I think I cannot win in Election, only in Erection. I can be Rockson the Horse President! Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Actually also dunno whether will have a fight or not. At first the now President, his name is Nathan (it is the Indian pronounce way, Nar-den, not the Ang Moh style, Neh-ten), he say he want to retire liao. He is already 81 years old, and got a few health problem, so fuck lah, of course want to rest, right?
But then dunno so many MP, NTUC and gahmen people say no lah please don't retire, go for medical checkup and try to run for president again, so he now say he want to be president for another 6 years.
I am thinking, fuck man, Singapore got so little talent until cannot find another man to be President ah? Have to make one poor old Indian man who want to rest go and try and be president again? Lan cheow ok!
Why must like this? Singapore everything good only have One, is it? One man good enough to be president, one party good enough to be gahmen, one Lao Lee good enough to be a PM, then SM, then MM? Singapore don't have other good people meh? Maybe that's why the Singapore song is One People One Nation One Singapore. Everything is fucking ONE!!!
Maybe to become president the pass mark is too high. I heard must have some Certificate of Eligibity. Nabei! Be president also must have COE! Somemore the COE look like only the PAP kind of people can get type.
I heard got one guy running, is some JTC guy, also gahmen type. Lan pa pa lan.
I think it will be fun to see the Election during this month. Because this month is the Seven Month of the Hungry Ghost, and will got many Seven Month getai and wayang. Election is also a kind of wayang what!
Actually I think the Gahmen also want to see whether the Singaporean will vote this old President (OLD President, hahahahaha!!!!) to be the new President. Maybe see if the Singaporean is toolan the Gahmen or not. The NKF already make many Singaporean toolan and because the Gahmen Elections also coming, so must check check a bit.
I think Singaporean don't mind vote another president, if there is a choice. I think most people think president is cho bo lan one, so vote who also never mind. Don't halfway die can already.
But I think the president is not only cho bo lan. I heard he have to look after Gahmen money (which is actually OUR money, but the Gahmen always say is THEIR money). I know! Maybe can get that opposition party guy Chee! His name sound like bad word. If he is president, he can everyday ask the Gahmen "WHERE is the cheebye MONEY?!!!" but confirm won't kena sue! Hahahahaha!!!
I also don't mind if I can be president. Got big house at the Isetana. Outside got so many guard and police look after my house (and my president baobei car can park inside won't kena scratch, not like parking in the cheebye HDB carpark). Then next door my Isetana president house is Plaza Singapura shopping centre (last time Yaohan), and even got MRT. Outside is Orchard Road, got so many sexy chio bu to see. Good what!
But then cannot go and chiong as president, because too famous liao. Wait chiong already will become like that last time ah neh President, Devan Neh. He chiong too much in the end kena the Gahmen fry his cuttle fish.
Anyway too bad, I not smart enough, and cannot get the president COE. Car COE also got problem to get. But if they say lan cheow big can be president, I sure win one. But I think I cannot win in Election, only in Erection. I can be Rockson the Horse President! Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
My first lup sup bar
The fucker Raymond just call say want to go lup sup bar again. The ones he choose never have nice looking girls one. Must be he find the cheap one. The geow fucker.
I remember the first one I went to in JB with my army buddies. We got long weekend so we happy like fuck can go out on Friday late late. The bar was somewhere near Taman Sentosa or something. Even Malaysia also got Sentosa. But their Sentosa don't have Merlion, the stupid vomiting lion fish.
When I reach the very dark lup sup bar, I kena push in by the bouncers who say come in, come in! our beer very cheap and we got mei nu. So I go inside, inside got a lot of curtains, turn here turn there, then come to one place got sofa and table and a tv. The Malaysia tv was showing Singapore show.
Finally the beer come, and I wait damn long, think maybe kena sabo, ba long long, then maybe will kena robbed.
Suddenly, got six or seven lau auntie come in wearing kimono and then sit between all the guys. They all laughing and giggle and try to act cute. Nabei Malaysia got Japanese mei nu who fucking believe?
And these old auntie also don't look like those Seiko or Akina kind of Japanese pop star girl. Look more like Seiko and Akina mother. Some even look like Seiko and Akina grandmother.
Then more worse thing happen.
The lau aunties take off their kimono and we can see their lau neh neh.
KNNBCCB!!!!
I nearly vomit out my beer man. Got some beer come out of my nose. The cheebye beer already taste like those add water kind (the bouncer say their beer cheap, now I know they mean the taste cheap). I see the auntie tng sar, I lagi feel like I want to report sick take MC from this bar.
I want to run away also cannot, because I shocked until frozen. My fingers grab the sofa cloth. Even my horse also shrink. But because it is so big, it also dunno where to hide.
The kan see lang pai kwa aunties put our hands on their neh neh, and serve us the beer-water and light our cigarettes and tap our ash. The whole time we no need to use our hands.
The lau aunties keep using our hands to rub their lau neh neh. I think they want us to feel sexy, but all I feel is their neh neh is a bit like the Chinese New Year orange leave too long outside the fridge kind of feeling.
So we finished the beer quickly, and we want to go already. The aunties ask us for xiao fei. Cheebye lah, this kind of fucked up standard also they dare to ask for tips.
But at this time the singapore $2 note just come out, and is red colour one. So we give them those. The lau aunties think it is the $10 note, so all very happy. Also it was a bit dark, and cannot see properly it is 2 not 10.
Only that bodoh Lawrence stupid, he really give $10 note and give more than one.
Outside the bar, he quite excited and asked us how much we spend on the tips. We said $4 each.
He said KNNBCCB!!! I gave them $40! Singapore dollar somemore!!!
The rest of the month he have to eat cookhouse, no money go canteen. Lawrence even last time also this kind of blur fuck. Dunno how he survive his NS man. Must be kena blanket a lot one, he this kind of blur sotong.
Now things so expensive, not like we army that time. No more cheap pooky.
$40 in Singapore nowadays can only buy two drink in a Singapore lup sup bar, I think. Just like our ministers, the lup sup bar girl salary also go up. And the girls nowadays in the lup sup bar more hiong, so I don't really like not go anymore. Got many overseas talent also. The bouncer sometimes say they have Eurasian girls, but is bluff people one, is actually Filipino auntie, and the Malaysia girls they say they have is really from China pei du mama.
Got two times I go with the cheebye chiongster Lawrence, one time in the lup sup bar, one time in the KTV. The same thing, the lau auntie make me touch her neneh, and plus she try to unzip my pants. Then she ask me why dowan.
I tell her, I want also my horse dowan.
I remember the first one I went to in JB with my army buddies. We got long weekend so we happy like fuck can go out on Friday late late. The bar was somewhere near Taman Sentosa or something. Even Malaysia also got Sentosa. But their Sentosa don't have Merlion, the stupid vomiting lion fish.
When I reach the very dark lup sup bar, I kena push in by the bouncers who say come in, come in! our beer very cheap and we got mei nu. So I go inside, inside got a lot of curtains, turn here turn there, then come to one place got sofa and table and a tv. The Malaysia tv was showing Singapore show.
Finally the beer come, and I wait damn long, think maybe kena sabo, ba long long, then maybe will kena robbed.
Suddenly, got six or seven lau auntie come in wearing kimono and then sit between all the guys. They all laughing and giggle and try to act cute. Nabei Malaysia got Japanese mei nu who fucking believe?
And these old auntie also don't look like those Seiko or Akina kind of Japanese pop star girl. Look more like Seiko and Akina mother. Some even look like Seiko and Akina grandmother.
Then more worse thing happen.
The lau aunties take off their kimono and we can see their lau neh neh.
KNNBCCB!!!!
I nearly vomit out my beer man. Got some beer come out of my nose. The cheebye beer already taste like those add water kind (the bouncer say their beer cheap, now I know they mean the taste cheap). I see the auntie tng sar, I lagi feel like I want to report sick take MC from this bar.
I want to run away also cannot, because I shocked until frozen. My fingers grab the sofa cloth. Even my horse also shrink. But because it is so big, it also dunno where to hide.
The kan see lang pai kwa aunties put our hands on their neh neh, and serve us the beer-water and light our cigarettes and tap our ash. The whole time we no need to use our hands.
The lau aunties keep using our hands to rub their lau neh neh. I think they want us to feel sexy, but all I feel is their neh neh is a bit like the Chinese New Year orange leave too long outside the fridge kind of feeling.
So we finished the beer quickly, and we want to go already. The aunties ask us for xiao fei. Cheebye lah, this kind of fucked up standard also they dare to ask for tips.
But at this time the singapore $2 note just come out, and is red colour one. So we give them those. The lau aunties think it is the $10 note, so all very happy. Also it was a bit dark, and cannot see properly it is 2 not 10.
Only that bodoh Lawrence stupid, he really give $10 note and give more than one.
Outside the bar, he quite excited and asked us how much we spend on the tips. We said $4 each.
He said KNNBCCB!!! I gave them $40! Singapore dollar somemore!!!
The rest of the month he have to eat cookhouse, no money go canteen. Lawrence even last time also this kind of blur fuck. Dunno how he survive his NS man. Must be kena blanket a lot one, he this kind of blur sotong.
Now things so expensive, not like we army that time. No more cheap pooky.
$40 in Singapore nowadays can only buy two drink in a Singapore lup sup bar, I think. Just like our ministers, the lup sup bar girl salary also go up. And the girls nowadays in the lup sup bar more hiong, so I don't really like not go anymore. Got many overseas talent also. The bouncer sometimes say they have Eurasian girls, but is bluff people one, is actually Filipino auntie, and the Malaysia girls they say they have is really from China pei du mama.
Got two times I go with the cheebye chiongster Lawrence, one time in the lup sup bar, one time in the KTV. The same thing, the lau auntie make me touch her neneh, and plus she try to unzip my pants. Then she ask me why dowan.
I tell her, I want also my horse dowan.
Sunday, July 31, 2005
I ask Lawrence about the homo photo show
Just came back from Raymond house play the mahjong and drink the beer but cannot tahan, man. These few night go out too much, thats why tonight 2.30am so early come back. Really have to sleep, going to peng san already but I go after I type this. Last time can havoc every day one whole week also not tired, now like ka su liao, slow down already. Fuck man.
Lawrence was there also playing mahjong with us, and when I drink the beer, I suddenly remember something so I scolded him upside down. Scold him why Wednesday the boring Mambo night he never tell me next door the Velvet got free beer from the homo photo show.
He look at me, his fingers arranging his pai and said, Wednesday Velvet where got lan cheow homo photo show?
I said GOT! I heard one chio bu in the Zouk told her friend Velvet got this homo photo show which give free Heineken beer even. Cheebye lah, if you tell me earlier, maybe we can have free beer and even see some lesbian photo also.
Lawrence think and think and think for a while, then he shout AIYAH puacheebye lah! You koteh! It is not a fucking HOMO show lah! Wednesday night that one is the Heineken LOMO show!
I still don't understand him so I say, Lomo is it another kind of Homo?
No lah, Lawerence said, Lomo is a expensive broken camera that take spoiled photos, and some people think is very nice. so they join club to take more spoiled photos and say is art. So it is LOMO, not HOMO lah, Rockson!
How I know right? But still should have gone there. Got free beer leh.
Lawrence was there also playing mahjong with us, and when I drink the beer, I suddenly remember something so I scolded him upside down. Scold him why Wednesday the boring Mambo night he never tell me next door the Velvet got free beer from the homo photo show.
He look at me, his fingers arranging his pai and said, Wednesday Velvet where got lan cheow homo photo show?
I said GOT! I heard one chio bu in the Zouk told her friend Velvet got this homo photo show which give free Heineken beer even. Cheebye lah, if you tell me earlier, maybe we can have free beer and even see some lesbian photo also.
Lawrence think and think and think for a while, then he shout AIYAH puacheebye lah! You koteh! It is not a fucking HOMO show lah! Wednesday night that one is the Heineken LOMO show!
I still don't understand him so I say, Lomo is it another kind of Homo?
No lah, Lawerence said, Lomo is a expensive broken camera that take spoiled photos, and some people think is very nice. so they join club to take more spoiled photos and say is art. So it is LOMO, not HOMO lah, Rockson!
How I know right? But still should have gone there. Got free beer leh.
Friday, July 29, 2005
New fucking ERP and Wednesday went Mambo
I sibei sian. On Monday onwards, drive the CTE go Ang Mo Kio at night will have to pay the cheebye ERP, pay until 8pm then no need to pay.
I read the newspaper the Minister of car, bus and road, say that if this ERP night time charge can make the CTE less jam, then the Gahmen maybe no need to build a new north south expressway.
KNNBCCB!!!! Of course lah! Better we driver pay the ERP than you Gahmen spend money build the new expressway, right? Of course you like! Who dowan?
Wait, let me calculate. Is it better if I build the north south expressway spend a few billion dollar, but the jam at CTE improve? Or Is it better if I keep using the ERP on the CTE maybe change to even ALL DAY cheebye ERP, not only can make the jam less (maybe only) but can earn the stupid fucker Singapore driver money?
Never ask yourself, maybe the fucking CTE the road design is wrong? Maybe got too many fucking entry and exit, that's why so fucking jam?
Nooooo! Gahmen never wrong one. Our design is the most best! Only you fucker Singapore driver like to drive on CTE dunno for fuck, make until our CTE so jam! So more ERP for you!
I keep thinking the new ERP charge I also moody, so Wednesday night I went to Zouk. Normally I don't like to go there, because the drinks more expensive and the music cannot sing along one. I can only hear the Um-zi um-zi um-zi. Maybe this kind of music must take some kind of special drugs then can like.
Lawrence said come lah, got many chio bu can beoh, many of them young young one. Sometimes they wear very little, and the skirts damn short, and then dancing that time they chao geng he said.
Fuck lah, like that also shiok. I got nothing to do, and nobody want to go kbox with me, so i said ok.
I remember when they started the Mambo at the Zouk my army friends always like to go. Last time got even more people, want to stand also no space. I remember that time how many fight I get into around there. Now I think back, don't know fight for fuck. Must be because KNN young and drunk and fucked up. Now where got time to fight, got so many girl to know and introduce to my horse. Hahahahaha!!!! Man who kena hoot by pipe can only sleep on hospital bed and not on girl bed.
When I reach there I see got a lot of short skirt young girls and ah beng NS guys and they play old music! I think is Abba, Wa lao eh. Somemore the people dancing look like the National Day dance-together kind of dancing. And got people sing the songs at the same time as dancing, every word also got one dance. Even ah beng will say is obiang. But here the ah beng all like this kind of music and dancing, make a lot of noise and whistle the girls. I remember I saw this kind of dancing before, inside a community centre, got those auntie and the chee ko uncle all wear cowboy hat dance together.
I don't drink much, because I thought later want to drink with Raymond. Somemore I scared I drink already I also go and dance this dance. But Lawrence the fucker drink until vomit. Cannot drink want to hero. Stupid fucker.
I saw one chio bu, she look like never wear bra (nowadays is the fashion, I like), she was talking to her friend say she just come from next door the Velvet, say got some homo photo show and got free Heineken beer. Fuck, got this kind of show I didn't know, free beer and maybe got photo of lesbian to see also not bad what. The guys fuck guys photo I not so interested. Nabei this Lawrence never tell me, should have gone Velvet not Mambo.
Wah, so brave, these homo. Go club and hold the homo photo show. Must be this thing I heard, the gay and the lesbian very angry the Gahmen don't let them hold big party in Sentosa on National Day, so must go Phuket. Then i heard those who no money to go Phuket they will make the August to be the Proud to be Gay and Lesbian month, got art show got photo show and got some party. They even got some name for it, something to do with they angry at the Gahmen, I think it is Sibei Toolan Month or something like that.
I think maybe the Gahmen too fast to chase the gay go Phuket to party liao, because they blame them for the Aids. Last time every year they have one big gay party in Sentosa on National Day, now look like the whole month of National Day also become the gay month too. From one party become one month! Hahahaha!!!!
I think people want to fuck each other backside or eat each other cheebye let them fuck and eat lor. Just make sure they got rubber to use, wait their lan cheow drop off, like a few of my friends who go Geylang fuck the pros never wear then kena dunno what cheebye disease. People want to fuck girl fuck guy fuck dog how do you stop them? Just give them the rubber, like the Army give for overseas exercise. Even army also know you cannot stop people from fucking.
See lah, now they go Phuket and fuck, and we celebrate the country 40 years birthday and the emperor's son first national day, together celebrate with the gay month.
The whole August become National Gay Parade. Hahahahaha!!!
I read the newspaper the Minister of car, bus and road, say that if this ERP night time charge can make the CTE less jam, then the Gahmen maybe no need to build a new north south expressway.
KNNBCCB!!!! Of course lah! Better we driver pay the ERP than you Gahmen spend money build the new expressway, right? Of course you like! Who dowan?
Wait, let me calculate. Is it better if I build the north south expressway spend a few billion dollar, but the jam at CTE improve? Or Is it better if I keep using the ERP on the CTE maybe change to even ALL DAY cheebye ERP, not only can make the jam less (maybe only) but can earn the stupid fucker Singapore driver money?
Never ask yourself, maybe the fucking CTE the road design is wrong? Maybe got too many fucking entry and exit, that's why so fucking jam?
Nooooo! Gahmen never wrong one. Our design is the most best! Only you fucker Singapore driver like to drive on CTE dunno for fuck, make until our CTE so jam! So more ERP for you!
I keep thinking the new ERP charge I also moody, so Wednesday night I went to Zouk. Normally I don't like to go there, because the drinks more expensive and the music cannot sing along one. I can only hear the Um-zi um-zi um-zi. Maybe this kind of music must take some kind of special drugs then can like.
Lawrence said come lah, got many chio bu can beoh, many of them young young one. Sometimes they wear very little, and the skirts damn short, and then dancing that time they chao geng he said.
Fuck lah, like that also shiok. I got nothing to do, and nobody want to go kbox with me, so i said ok.
I remember when they started the Mambo at the Zouk my army friends always like to go. Last time got even more people, want to stand also no space. I remember that time how many fight I get into around there. Now I think back, don't know fight for fuck. Must be because KNN young and drunk and fucked up. Now where got time to fight, got so many girl to know and introduce to my horse. Hahahahaha!!!! Man who kena hoot by pipe can only sleep on hospital bed and not on girl bed.
When I reach there I see got a lot of short skirt young girls and ah beng NS guys and they play old music! I think is Abba, Wa lao eh. Somemore the people dancing look like the National Day dance-together kind of dancing. And got people sing the songs at the same time as dancing, every word also got one dance. Even ah beng will say is obiang. But here the ah beng all like this kind of music and dancing, make a lot of noise and whistle the girls. I remember I saw this kind of dancing before, inside a community centre, got those auntie and the chee ko uncle all wear cowboy hat dance together.
I don't drink much, because I thought later want to drink with Raymond. Somemore I scared I drink already I also go and dance this dance. But Lawrence the fucker drink until vomit. Cannot drink want to hero. Stupid fucker.
I saw one chio bu, she look like never wear bra (nowadays is the fashion, I like), she was talking to her friend say she just come from next door the Velvet, say got some homo photo show and got free Heineken beer. Fuck, got this kind of show I didn't know, free beer and maybe got photo of lesbian to see also not bad what. The guys fuck guys photo I not so interested. Nabei this Lawrence never tell me, should have gone Velvet not Mambo.
Wah, so brave, these homo. Go club and hold the homo photo show. Must be this thing I heard, the gay and the lesbian very angry the Gahmen don't let them hold big party in Sentosa on National Day, so must go Phuket. Then i heard those who no money to go Phuket they will make the August to be the Proud to be Gay and Lesbian month, got art show got photo show and got some party. They even got some name for it, something to do with they angry at the Gahmen, I think it is Sibei Toolan Month or something like that.
I think maybe the Gahmen too fast to chase the gay go Phuket to party liao, because they blame them for the Aids. Last time every year they have one big gay party in Sentosa on National Day, now look like the whole month of National Day also become the gay month too. From one party become one month! Hahahaha!!!!
I think people want to fuck each other backside or eat each other cheebye let them fuck and eat lor. Just make sure they got rubber to use, wait their lan cheow drop off, like a few of my friends who go Geylang fuck the pros never wear then kena dunno what cheebye disease. People want to fuck girl fuck guy fuck dog how do you stop them? Just give them the rubber, like the Army give for overseas exercise. Even army also know you cannot stop people from fucking.
See lah, now they go Phuket and fuck, and we celebrate the country 40 years birthday and the emperor's son first national day, together celebrate with the gay month.
The whole August become National Gay Parade. Hahahahaha!!!
Monday, July 25, 2005
Singapore buy house no need to come out money, cheebye where got such thing
I went with Raymond and Lawrence to some lup sup bar again yesterday. Those fuckers always like to go this kind of place, because the waitress carry your beer for you, and your hands can rest on their neh nehs to play.
These kind of woman they also like, their pua cheebye dunno how many man fuck before, hole big until can put jack fruit inside. Wait their lan cheow fall off then they know.
But Raymond say he buy the drinks, so I go with them. When we are drinking he told me that the new property law now can let you buy house with very little money.
Must be election coming, gahmen so good, make it easier for you to buy house, even though you still cannot find job. Is like those prostitute, let you touch touch their neh neh, make your lan cheow hard, then you forget the last time what sex disease they give you that you cannot pronounce the name one.
Singaporean is like that too. Always let the gahmen rub their cock, make them forget all the bad times.
Raymond said, last time can only loan 80%, now can loan 90%, and downpayment only 10%. Somemore 5% can CPF and 5% can be cash.
I said, ler gong simi lan cheow? What the fuck you talking, percent here percent there, I not fucking maths teacher, ok?
Oh, he said, is very simple.
Last time if the condom cost $500,000, need to come out $100k downpayment, then the rest ($400k) take loan. Now can come out only $25k cash, $25k from CPF for downpayment, then take $450k loan.
He said sian, I want to buy, but my HDB 5-room I bought too expensive, $400,000, in 2000, now the value only $300,000. Sell already sure confirm lugi, lose money until will tng kor. But fuck leh, I also want to buy private condom, he said.
I ask him, so now this new law change means house is cheaper issit?
Raymond said, no lah. Probably house price will go up, because more people see the 5% cash law sure gian one because no need come out so much cash to buy and then can take loan for long long time, like 35 years, then pay less every month lor, he said.
I told Raymond, 35 years is fucking long time to loan leh. Cheebye lah, you think you can have job for 35 years nobody retrench you ah? You don't forget, last 5 years, you kena retrench twice liao leh. So this time if you take new loan, then no job again, then how? Hong kan liao lor!
This gahmen is not god, ok, even though they want you to believe they can do magic and make the new job. Even blow job they also cannot promise you.
I told him, somemore if I take more loan like the new 90%, means my interest also more, right? (This one is I learn from I buy car.)
Ya lah, he said, but less to pay in front, and less to pay every month. Can one lah.
And then, I said, interest rate leh? Interest rate 35 years won't change meh? House price won't drop meh? Lan cheow, ok!
Singaporean damn like to pay by installment. Car installment, house also installment, even buy the fucking furniture and big tv also installment. I think my friends, if buy one fuck also can pay by installment, they will also apply.
Maybe next time the bank will issue new credit card, call the Geylang Gold Fuck Card. Go Geylang no need use money, just pay by installment. Fuck 5 times, get 1 suck free. Fuck 10 times, get 1 fuck free. Fuck 20 times, can win lucky draw prize of sports car and one night free with Irene Ang the Phua Chu Kang wife (the new skinny version, not the old fat one..... actually both also bad). Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Bank will love you long time, because your installment will never finish paying, every month you like to only pay the interest. Then you pray and hope your god will give you bonus at the end of the year to pay the rest.
Actually, bank is like the Ah Long and the Orh Gui Tao put together. Lend you money to go fuck yourself.
Anyway, I said to him, Gahmen also love to make you buy house loan long time. Like this you toolan here also won't dare to go overseas or vote opposition. With car loan 10 years and house loan 35 years to pay, you will guai guai sit there let them do what fuck they like, and hope their cheebye will always be like angel virgin clean, and won't give you disease until you die.
But by this time, Raymond never listen to me, because he too drunk already. And his hands very busy playing the waitress neh neh.
These kind of woman they also like, their pua cheebye dunno how many man fuck before, hole big until can put jack fruit inside. Wait their lan cheow fall off then they know.
But Raymond say he buy the drinks, so I go with them. When we are drinking he told me that the new property law now can let you buy house with very little money.
Must be election coming, gahmen so good, make it easier for you to buy house, even though you still cannot find job. Is like those prostitute, let you touch touch their neh neh, make your lan cheow hard, then you forget the last time what sex disease they give you that you cannot pronounce the name one.
Singaporean is like that too. Always let the gahmen rub their cock, make them forget all the bad times.
Raymond said, last time can only loan 80%, now can loan 90%, and downpayment only 10%. Somemore 5% can CPF and 5% can be cash.
I said, ler gong simi lan cheow? What the fuck you talking, percent here percent there, I not fucking maths teacher, ok?
Oh, he said, is very simple.
Last time if the condom cost $500,000, need to come out $100k downpayment, then the rest ($400k) take loan. Now can come out only $25k cash, $25k from CPF for downpayment, then take $450k loan.
He said sian, I want to buy, but my HDB 5-room I bought too expensive, $400,000, in 2000, now the value only $300,000. Sell already sure confirm lugi, lose money until will tng kor. But fuck leh, I also want to buy private condom, he said.
I ask him, so now this new law change means house is cheaper issit?
Raymond said, no lah. Probably house price will go up, because more people see the 5% cash law sure gian one because no need come out so much cash to buy and then can take loan for long long time, like 35 years, then pay less every month lor, he said.
I told Raymond, 35 years is fucking long time to loan leh. Cheebye lah, you think you can have job for 35 years nobody retrench you ah? You don't forget, last 5 years, you kena retrench twice liao leh. So this time if you take new loan, then no job again, then how? Hong kan liao lor!
This gahmen is not god, ok, even though they want you to believe they can do magic and make the new job. Even blow job they also cannot promise you.
I told him, somemore if I take more loan like the new 90%, means my interest also more, right? (This one is I learn from I buy car.)
Ya lah, he said, but less to pay in front, and less to pay every month. Can one lah.
And then, I said, interest rate leh? Interest rate 35 years won't change meh? House price won't drop meh? Lan cheow, ok!
Singaporean damn like to pay by installment. Car installment, house also installment, even buy the fucking furniture and big tv also installment. I think my friends, if buy one fuck also can pay by installment, they will also apply.
Maybe next time the bank will issue new credit card, call the Geylang Gold Fuck Card. Go Geylang no need use money, just pay by installment. Fuck 5 times, get 1 suck free. Fuck 10 times, get 1 fuck free. Fuck 20 times, can win lucky draw prize of sports car and one night free with Irene Ang the Phua Chu Kang wife (the new skinny version, not the old fat one..... actually both also bad). Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Bank will love you long time, because your installment will never finish paying, every month you like to only pay the interest. Then you pray and hope your god will give you bonus at the end of the year to pay the rest.
Actually, bank is like the Ah Long and the Orh Gui Tao put together. Lend you money to go fuck yourself.
Anyway, I said to him, Gahmen also love to make you buy house loan long time. Like this you toolan here also won't dare to go overseas or vote opposition. With car loan 10 years and house loan 35 years to pay, you will guai guai sit there let them do what fuck they like, and hope their cheebye will always be like angel virgin clean, and won't give you disease until you die.
But by this time, Raymond never listen to me, because he too drunk already. And his hands very busy playing the waitress neh neh.
Friday, July 22, 2005
Fuck, London kena bomb again, and Marina got new name
London explode again, three times. Cheebye terrorists. This time I heard it is copycat one. I hope they catch this stupid terrorists, because they don't even have new idea, just copy the first terrorists. Fuck you lah! Want to original go and put bomb on yourself and explode yourself and the rest of your cheebye terrorist friend in the desert lah! That one sure can get terrorist medal. Normal people will also give you medal.I call Jennice, and she said she is ok. So I am not so worried now. She said, this English people sibei zhai, got bomb explode still never panic and migrate. I think if Singapore kena bombs, people sure fly to Australia or US one, especially those got money people (the poor people no money to go overseas, so have to stay in Singapore to fight, or have to swim to Batam or JB).
Be poor in Singapore is damn fucked up, I think. Less and less job for you, and then can only sit and see the rich people make more and more money. How to catch up? No wonder the police say got more crime. No wonder so many people hear the NKF story also get so angry.
Last night I went Marina and sat one taxi (my baobei car was in the workshop) the driver tell me now harder and harder to make money. Drive all day also cannot cover the rental.
I said, not bad what, now they make the booking more expensive (cheebye), and the meter jump faster in the jam (cheebye again), you sure make more money like this.
Mana uuuu, he said, that money mostly go to the see-lang taxi company one. We taxi driver get what? Get lan ah.
I feel damn sorry for him, poor people can only be taxi driver, road sweeper (now got new name but same job), and other job that those educated people don't want to do. I give him the money, I told him no need to give me change.
At Marina I go to play snooker and bowling. Not bad, there got a few chio bu to beoh. But I play snooker try not to see too many girls, or else cannot reach the table to shoot, because my horse kena block me. Hahahahahaha!!!!
The new Marina is quite nice, but they still got the renovation so I keep getting lost. Damn toolan, man. Quickly finish the stupid renovation can or not?
I walk past the cinema there, I think is Golden Village one, and I saw they have big big sign say cannot eat outside food. Fuck their motherbackside man. The ticket already more and more expensive, now you want people to go and buy your expensive popcorn and lan cheow hotdog some more?
No wonder people buy the pirate DVD!!!
Last time, when we go see show, we can bring any food we like. The most we buy the kachang puteh from the indian man there. Ok, the cinema last time don't have so nice seats as now, a lot of them is wooden bench type, and sometimes even no aircon and also got cockroach and rat watch movie with you.
But fuck lah, nowadays they earn our ticket money not enough, have to make us pay $6.50 for some hotdog and a coke. Your hotdog is use sharks fin to make one ah? Cheebye.
I only like the new cinema with the two seats together one. That kind can sit with girl and do all kind of fun thing for two hours, sometimes three hours, because some director like to make their movie longer and longer (as if movie more longer already can win Golden Horse award..... Golden Horse, hahaha, that one I sure win one).
But if the price of going to see show get more expensive, may as well I take the money go to Hotel 81 to get one room for half day, got aircon, got bed, plus can watch the JB pirate DVD movie, still cheaper. Watch finish play finish still can use the nice toilet take bath together. Shiok.
I also read today the newspaper that they wanted to change the Marina Bay name. Gahmen call some overseas new name expert people to think of new names. You know how much they pay these fuckers? $400,000!!!!
And you know what is the name they choose in the end?
MARINA BAY!!!!!
KNNBCCB!!! Spend $400,000 of Singapore people's money, and in the end come out this kind of fuck thing? Marina Bay change name to Marina Bay!!!
Waaah, you so clever lor. Think and think and think and come up this new old name.
Marina Chow Chee Bay lah!
Must be this overseas ang moh advertising company know how to make the Gahmen give them money to come up this kind of fucked up idea, still can say well done. If is only local company, sure kena fuck by Gahmen for this idea.
Ang moh can be very smart, gong wei sibei kiang (mouth very clever).
Make you suck his cock already you will still give him money and say thank you for letting me suck your cock sir, want me to suck another time?
Singaporean must learn from them, or else our country will not be so rich.
Next time want to choose name, I help you. Rockson Choose Name Company will charge you less. $4000 can already. What is your old name? Ang Mo Kio Central? No problem, I choose for you new name, wait, I am thinking and doing researching..... your new name is...... Ang Mo Kio Central!
You like or not? Thank you, $4000 please.
Lan cheow, ok?
Monday, July 18, 2005
Sunday morning running for IPPT
Sunday I wake up early go and running to get ready for my reservist IPPT. Scared fail already have to kena burn Saturday and Wednesday do RT. Damn sian one, do the fucking Remedal Training. Worse is the Saturday one, have to go at 4 o'clock, by the time you doing their cheebye exercise, you at night also no strength to go and chiong already.
I was a bit tired in the morning, because Saturday night we go and drink at a few bar, make a few new girlfriend (got one friendly one call Amber, she damn chio with small round teh-tehs and she never wear the bra and the aircon was very cold, nabei I almost nose bleed, man) and get their number. Amber and her friends drink a lot, those girls, and after a while start to talk nonsense and kiss each other for fun also. I almost did not want to leave. But we go to a few not so clean bars because that fucker Raymond like to squeeze the neh neh of those waitress there, then I go his house to play a bit of mahjong, not enough still buy the 7-11 Tiger beer and drink somemore, drink until 5 oclock.
So Sunday morning wake up was very difficult, KNNBCCB the head damn pain.
But I have to run, cannot don't exercise. Nowadays the army got so many incident the nsman just suddenly die like that, and the MO so fucked up, many of them don't know whether the soldier is really sick or just bluff one. So I don't want to get any medical problem have to see army doctor, better try to be fit.
I wear my running short (the short kind because it is more windy not so hot) and my army tank top and wear the army New balance shoe and rush out of my house. Then I go and run near my place.
I run and run and run for 5 minutes like that, morning quite nice. The weather just rain, so sibei cooling. I thinking maybe if I train more, maybe can even get the SAF money, then can buy a few new things for my baobei car. Suddenly I saw this sibei sexy tan chio bu in front of me, waiting near a bus stop for a taxi.
Her hair was long, her eyes was very big, and her there also very big. She was wearing those top look like a big hankerchief fold into a triangle then tie at the back type and the top like going to burst liao. Her neck there can see her skin got bikini line. And her mini jeans shorts also the low low kind, can see the shiny kind of g-string peep on top, and her long tan legs come out below. She look like she going to the beach, because she also carrying a big beach bag and have sunglass on her head.
I see her already actually want to run faster, show her I very fit, but then I thought, maybe can beoh a bit a longer. So I stop and run on the spot near her, try to look like I have to do some more warm up.
I stretch here stretch there, turn here turn there, bend here bend there. I can see the girl very impress, because she smile at me a lot. I stretch some more, then her eyes suddenly become very big, and then she start to giggle.
I thought, hosei liao, I can ask her for her number because she look like she like me, so I smile back, and get ready to go and talk to her. When I jog to her, she giggle some more and her eyes look like looking at my legs.
I stop to look at why she look at me there, then fuck! I know why!!! My horse is sticking out of my running short left leg, he also want to look at her. No wonder feel a bit cold there! Must be in the morning I rushing and blur like fuck, forgot to wear the underwear! Hahahahahaha!!!!
I try to push my horse back inside because I don't want her to be scared (very hard to do this when the horse is hard), but when I look up she already get into her taxi and still smiling at me. Too bad, but if she live around here, I still got chance.
Lucky I never do pushup in front of her, or else will really look I am trying to fuck the floor.
I was a bit tired in the morning, because Saturday night we go and drink at a few bar, make a few new girlfriend (got one friendly one call Amber, she damn chio with small round teh-tehs and she never wear the bra and the aircon was very cold, nabei I almost nose bleed, man) and get their number. Amber and her friends drink a lot, those girls, and after a while start to talk nonsense and kiss each other for fun also. I almost did not want to leave. But we go to a few not so clean bars because that fucker Raymond like to squeeze the neh neh of those waitress there, then I go his house to play a bit of mahjong, not enough still buy the 7-11 Tiger beer and drink somemore, drink until 5 oclock.
So Sunday morning wake up was very difficult, KNNBCCB the head damn pain.
But I have to run, cannot don't exercise. Nowadays the army got so many incident the nsman just suddenly die like that, and the MO so fucked up, many of them don't know whether the soldier is really sick or just bluff one. So I don't want to get any medical problem have to see army doctor, better try to be fit.
I wear my running short (the short kind because it is more windy not so hot) and my army tank top and wear the army New balance shoe and rush out of my house. Then I go and run near my place.
I run and run and run for 5 minutes like that, morning quite nice. The weather just rain, so sibei cooling. I thinking maybe if I train more, maybe can even get the SAF money, then can buy a few new things for my baobei car. Suddenly I saw this sibei sexy tan chio bu in front of me, waiting near a bus stop for a taxi.
Her hair was long, her eyes was very big, and her there also very big. She was wearing those top look like a big hankerchief fold into a triangle then tie at the back type and the top like going to burst liao. Her neck there can see her skin got bikini line. And her mini jeans shorts also the low low kind, can see the shiny kind of g-string peep on top, and her long tan legs come out below. She look like she going to the beach, because she also carrying a big beach bag and have sunglass on her head.
I see her already actually want to run faster, show her I very fit, but then I thought, maybe can beoh a bit a longer. So I stop and run on the spot near her, try to look like I have to do some more warm up.
I stretch here stretch there, turn here turn there, bend here bend there. I can see the girl very impress, because she smile at me a lot. I stretch some more, then her eyes suddenly become very big, and then she start to giggle.
I thought, hosei liao, I can ask her for her number because she look like she like me, so I smile back, and get ready to go and talk to her. When I jog to her, she giggle some more and her eyes look like looking at my legs.
I stop to look at why she look at me there, then fuck! I know why!!! My horse is sticking out of my running short left leg, he also want to look at her. No wonder feel a bit cold there! Must be in the morning I rushing and blur like fuck, forgot to wear the underwear! Hahahahahaha!!!!
I try to push my horse back inside because I don't want her to be scared (very hard to do this when the horse is hard), but when I look up she already get into her taxi and still smiling at me. Too bad, but if she live around here, I still got chance.
Lucky I never do pushup in front of her, or else will really look I am trying to fuck the floor.
Saturday, July 16, 2005
Singapore newspapers is like gangster
I was trying to read my newspaper today and everywhere I turn, like got this NKF news. Fuck lah. All the English Chinese Malay Indian paper also got this NKF fucker news. Ya lah, quit lah, step down liao lah. So many page. Damn sian, man.
The world don't have other news ah?
Then got people write in their letter page say the newspaper company so hero, expose the NKF and their gold tap and 600k and expensive cars, thank you very much our best newspaper in the world of Singapore.
Fuck you, understand?
Please lah, you think this Singapore only newspaper company is so virgin angel with the clean cheeybye ah? Lan cheow ok? They are also another kind of bully. NKF is only the charity bully, but the newspaper company is the rich news bully and also the Gahmen mouth.
They whack the NKF so hard is not for any charity reason, is only because the NKF stupid and dare to sue them first what. They toolan the NKF boss so they call their newspapers and reporters and lawyer all hoot him together, like those gang fight grab parang and run after one fella, except the newspaper company gang is not use parang, but is use words.
Actually this NKF boss, sorry hor, going to be ex NKF boss, his name Durai sound like Durex the condom company, quite true because he got one kind of lan cheow face. I don't like Durex condom, because never have my size, because my horse so big, hahahahahaha!!!! Wear their normal condom only cover my horse a bit only. Eh, I am not stupid ok? Seat belt must always wear, wait get the sex disease and my lan cheow fall off then no more shiok shiok fun fun liao (The Gahmen say the Aids is from the gay, I don't believe. I think the Aids is even more from the lup sup girls and the men who fuck these girls.)
So, the Strait Times Holding know the whole Singapore only got them as a newspaper company, they can do what fuck they like. I think got another newspaper company call Today but they are very small fuck. Some more I ever see those Strait Times Holding delivery man throw away the Today from people's house then put their own Straits Time or Zaobao there. This kind of kuai lan thing they also do, small fuck newspaper also want to kan.
Anyway, if the Singapore only newspaper company is so hero why they never talk about other things in Singapore, like the Gahmen control everything, price of everything always go up, and so many people still no jobs.
I see the price of bus, mrt, taxi, petrol, hospital and other things go up, I also angry. My baobei car getting more and more expensive to drive. But the Singapore only newspapers never say bad things about our Gahmen. I see even the Malaysia newspaper, they also dare to ask their Gahmen those difficult question. Why our hero newspaper never ask why our minister earn so much (Gahmen always say because we are the best of the best and pay must be high or else got corruption..... like that they win liao lor).
This NKF boss make so much money, is also learn from our own Gahmen what. Cannot use peanuts or else get monkey. But no one dare to ask about minister salary, wait get fuck. Wait the Gahmen call the Singapore only newspaper gang and their commando lawyers to come and tear your backside hole bigger, like they tear the NKF ah neh backside, give him three new ass hole.
Lucky the Gahmen here is quite smart and good and clean, just very kuai lan and sometimes don't like to listen to the people idea, like they know all the idea.
Now the people want to make the NKF and the other charity transperent because charity is use working people's money one. Maybe next time they will also ask the Gahmen to be more transperent also, because Gahmen is working people choose one. Singapore people now know how to buay song liao, can be quite scary, angry enough can even go and use paint spray the NKF building, rotan also not scared.
Talk about high pay, you go and ask the reporter how many months bonus they get every year lah? If my English is not so fucked up, I also want to be a reporter for Singapore newspaper company. But cannot one. Wait I write all the fuckyourmothercheebye lancheow KNNBCCB words in my article, then the police come and catch me hahahahaha!!!!
The world don't have other news ah?
Then got people write in their letter page say the newspaper company so hero, expose the NKF and their gold tap and 600k and expensive cars, thank you very much our best newspaper in the world of Singapore.
Fuck you, understand?
Please lah, you think this Singapore only newspaper company is so virgin angel with the clean cheeybye ah? Lan cheow ok? They are also another kind of bully. NKF is only the charity bully, but the newspaper company is the rich news bully and also the Gahmen mouth.
They whack the NKF so hard is not for any charity reason, is only because the NKF stupid and dare to sue them first what. They toolan the NKF boss so they call their newspapers and reporters and lawyer all hoot him together, like those gang fight grab parang and run after one fella, except the newspaper company gang is not use parang, but is use words.
Actually this NKF boss, sorry hor, going to be ex NKF boss, his name Durai sound like Durex the condom company, quite true because he got one kind of lan cheow face. I don't like Durex condom, because never have my size, because my horse so big, hahahahahaha!!!! Wear their normal condom only cover my horse a bit only. Eh, I am not stupid ok? Seat belt must always wear, wait get the sex disease and my lan cheow fall off then no more shiok shiok fun fun liao (The Gahmen say the Aids is from the gay, I don't believe. I think the Aids is even more from the lup sup girls and the men who fuck these girls.)
So, the Strait Times Holding know the whole Singapore only got them as a newspaper company, they can do what fuck they like. I think got another newspaper company call Today but they are very small fuck. Some more I ever see those Strait Times Holding delivery man throw away the Today from people's house then put their own Straits Time or Zaobao there. This kind of kuai lan thing they also do, small fuck newspaper also want to kan.
Anyway, if the Singapore only newspaper company is so hero why they never talk about other things in Singapore, like the Gahmen control everything, price of everything always go up, and so many people still no jobs.
I see the price of bus, mrt, taxi, petrol, hospital and other things go up, I also angry. My baobei car getting more and more expensive to drive. But the Singapore only newspapers never say bad things about our Gahmen. I see even the Malaysia newspaper, they also dare to ask their Gahmen those difficult question. Why our hero newspaper never ask why our minister earn so much (Gahmen always say because we are the best of the best and pay must be high or else got corruption..... like that they win liao lor).
This NKF boss make so much money, is also learn from our own Gahmen what. Cannot use peanuts or else get monkey. But no one dare to ask about minister salary, wait get fuck. Wait the Gahmen call the Singapore only newspaper gang and their commando lawyers to come and tear your backside hole bigger, like they tear the NKF ah neh backside, give him three new ass hole.
Lucky the Gahmen here is quite smart and good and clean, just very kuai lan and sometimes don't like to listen to the people idea, like they know all the idea.
Now the people want to make the NKF and the other charity transperent because charity is use working people's money one. Maybe next time they will also ask the Gahmen to be more transperent also, because Gahmen is working people choose one. Singapore people now know how to buay song liao, can be quite scary, angry enough can even go and use paint spray the NKF building, rotan also not scared.
Talk about high pay, you go and ask the reporter how many months bonus they get every year lah? If my English is not so fucked up, I also want to be a reporter for Singapore newspaper company. But cannot one. Wait I write all the fuckyourmothercheebye lancheow KNNBCCB words in my article, then the police come and catch me hahahahaha!!!!
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