Monday, May 30, 2005

Bus or Car also hor Gahmen kan

I like to live in Singapore because the grass is green and when I go Geylang to chiong, I don't kena rob.

But KNNBCCB lah, owning car here is like being kan by the Gahmen from the front and from the backside.

At least pros tio kan can get money. We Singapore driver tio kan still have to pay money. (Kan means get fuck)

Fucking ERP just go up again. Orchard Road is jam, so more ERP. CTE to Braddell and PIE is jam at night, more ERP (6pm to 8pm some more!!!).

I damn toolan man. These LTA people got no other idea to use, must always use ERP. So convenient for them.

Where am I going to drive my bao bei car? 2am in the morning?

Some more at night want to charge ERP. For fuck? Scared we all go home late is it? Now you just move the jam from CTE to other small roads. I use small roads to avoid the ERP, I still go home late what!!! What is the difference?

The only difference is, the LTA fuckers make more money. Since we also no choice have to drive by CTE go home, may as well deduct another $1 from we stupid drivers.

If the LTA cock up the road design, or their tunnel collapse, or they never make enough roads then cause jam, who make them pay us back? They damn fuckers, I tell you.

Then I think, maybe I take public transport. They jun jun announce bus and MRT fare go up. Simi lan cheow is this? 1 cent to 3 cent only, they say. Fuck you, understand? Raise fare is still raise fare, don't try to make us happy say what 1 cent 3 cent one.

As if the economy suddenly overnight ok already. Suddenly every mother cheebye also want to raise their charges.

Friday, May 27, 2005

Did not see my Feline

Yesterday, I went down to Hide Out, this place I read on Tomorrow and Cowboy Calebs blog.

Cowboy said that The 3 Heavenly Kings performing, I thought it was Andy, Aaron and Jacky (Andy Lau is my favourite King). But I read carefully his post, it was Daryl, Miyagi and Brown. Wah lao, I thought some kind of Heavenly King concert at first!! Actually it is BLOGGING Heavenly KIngs.

King what king. Daryl is dunno who, Miyagi is a lao tee ko, and Brown is a old fuck.

I went there very early. I saw Miyagi there (he no need to work one, ah, so early can go club). I recognise his face from the newspaper. So I ask Miyagi where the Feline is.

Miyagi at first kwai lan... but I think he just blur. He look like he never sleep few days like that.

I look around, but I did not see my Meow Meow Girl, so I had to go. My friends waiting for me at the karaoke. Too bad. I really wanted to see this red hot chilli Ah Lian.

I saw on Cowboy Caleb site, got photographs of the meeting on Flicker. So I click and see. Only got one picture of my Feline, back view. But wah lao eh, she got tattoo on her shoulder!!! Hot, man!! Rockson like!!!!

Some more she looks quite bak bak one (means got meat), not like those Ah Lian skinny like tek ko (means hanging clothes pole). I am sure she will be quite big in front too, hahahahaha!!!

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Flicker not working

Yesterday borrow Raymond's camera phone to take a picture of my bao bei, because it is a beautiful car.

But dunno why I cannot upload to my Flicker web page. Fucking hell. I type when I want to upload my photo but this page keep coming up:

"Bartender, gimme a Flicker!
Coming soon.. Flicker gourmet lagers and ale"

CB!!!!! Flicker site why like this one?!!!!!

Never mind. I ask Lawrence to help me. He is a computer science student, sure know how to fix.

Saturday, May 21, 2005

They never hear about meow before

I was reading some of the comments in Finicky Feline's blog today (did not realise got so many comments about me there). Here and here.

I don't know why they are so surprised a woman can meow when she shiok. They even make a movie, quite a good love and comedy one, about this.

I remember the show Harry Met Sally, the Harry tell the Sally he make a woman meow. So I don't know why they never hear before. Maybe their sex life up to now not so good. Or worse, they have to fake it make the man happy.

I also read my own comments, did not know so many people say about me on my blog too!

Mystery Tan say: "Rockson! you rock!"

Thank you Mystery Tan! You tan!

Anonymus say: 'You moron imbecile only child. Why don't you get your lonely lard ass out off you mothers lap, head outside and play hide and go fuck yourself."

So hero, you are, Anonymus. Fuck you too, KNNBCCB. No need to play mother one. Mother is not for saying bad words. And I am not only child. I have many brothers and sisters.

divine feline say: "You sound an Ah Beng.. and uncouth."

Please, you want to scold Ah Beng, please use proper English. Even Ah Beng also know you should say, "You sound LIKE an Ah Beng. Try to speak better English next time. And who said I uncouth? I very couth, ok?"

One Little Twit say: "wahahaha. you go rockson. would be interesting to see finickyfeline meow. :P [sorry ah ff!]"

I want to make her meow, Twit, but she never heard of meow before. Maybe she need to watch Harry Met Sally. Hahaha!!!

Bitch say: "HAhaHaha...Lockson.. i wanna see ur horse also ~!!! HAHHAHA"

You must also be Ah Lian, spell my name wrong. "R" not "L". My Horse is only for special lucky woman to see only, hahahaha!!!

Cowboy Caleb say: "ahahahahahah you damm funny man!"

I am honoured you say I funny. I think you are also funny.

Tripleperiod say: "This horse matter. You dun have to tell her yourself liao, I will help u tell the entire world"

Haha!!! Thank you Triple!!! Don't have to tell so many people, wait they jealous. Hahahaha!!!

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Finicky Feline the Penang girl

Wah, I don't check the internet a few days, and suddenly, I read Tomorow, suddenly have mention my blog!!!!

I think this Finicky Feline likes me. She just blog something about Lockson, name after me (but she spell my name wrongly, sometimes, Ah Lian is like this, always spell my name wrongly). Cowboy Caleb, my mp3 hero, told her about me. Thanks, Cowboy!

She even say she want to see my ku ku chiow. Very hiong, use this kind of rude word.

Maybe she has been dating young boys, only young boys call their one ku ku chiow. She never date big man before, I think. Big man don't say KKC, only their mother call that. My one call Horse!! You must see to believe!!

Rockson KKC no horse run!
Rockson KKC like horse one!

If she is lucky, one day she can ride my Horse!!!

Lawrence tell me she last time got another blog,, and she is from Penang. But this blog not there already.

Penang girls not bad. I like and I date Penang girl before. Quite chio one. I like to eat their laksa, Hahahaha!!!

Monday, May 16, 2005

Some Ah Lian blogger wants to date bloggers

I saw this blog by this girl call Finicky Feline, she write those bloggers she want to date base on their internet writing.

Dunno leh, she sound like a Ah Lian, the way she write.

She choose some really fucked up choice to be her date. Mr. Brown? That fat old fucker? Somemore married got childrens already! And got one guy call Triple Period. I thought only girl got period one.

Somemore the Triple Period guy go and write his own version Which Chicks I Would Date Based On Their Online Personalities. Cheebye lah, want to kow char bor kow like real man. Go and write all this waste time blog for fuck?

Some of her choice quite good, got Cowboy Caleb. That guy I like to read. He always got a lot of illegal mp3 to download from his site one. I like him. One day I like to meet this mysterious man, and we can chiong together.

Anyway, if this Finicky Ah Lian like paikia so much, date me, Rockson Tan, lah! Feline is cat, right? I sure make you shiok until you meow one! Hahaha!

Initial-D movie is coming

They are making a Initial-D movie! Solid, lah.

But acted by Jay Chou and Edison Chen. One is a singer nobody can hear his kanena mumbling words, the other is some gina-kia chow ah beng actor with long hair. Long hair like a girl like that.

Why they never call me to be Takumi? I sure make the movie damn solid one.

Yesterday I even saw Edison on TV doing the fucked up Gen-Y cops movie on Channel U, so condemn man. Even the robot in the show acted better than Edison.

Stupid robot, stupid actor, stupid show.

Cheebye waste my time.

Dunno what happen to Channel U these days. After they kena buy back by Mediacops, it is like Channel 8 trying to kill it off like that. All the good show all gone from it. Want to get rid the channel get rid lah! Let it continue like that damn sian one.

I think I will like this movie though, call Breaking News:

Because got Kelly Chen and the poster the pictures can move one.

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Nabei! Who write Eric Moo concert sypnosis one?

"Eric Moo: Let the pioneer singer-songwriter of Xinyao, Eric Moo to retrieve back out long lost primitive emotions! on 22 May, 8pm! Featuring Special Guest Artistes, Fang Wen-Ling, He Du Lin & Kang Kang!"

Even I, Rockson Tan, who don't have A Levels also can see the English on the Sistic website is damn CMI one!

Some Singapore bloggers damn free, man

I saw this blog call Atypical Singaporean talking about that scholar got sue by the AStar company. Please lah, these people so free, man. Like Singapore got nothing better to blog about like that. Get sued only what! Why must write so many blog about it? Why must call all the Singapore blog write about is it? Why don't write about Singapore chio bu, how to chiong Geylang, or how to modifying your Evo to make it go faster?

I think sometimes, is because these blog is written by those university student, who too free. Freedom of speech kam lan ah. Want to freedom of speech go and be MP lah. Like people even got time to read your lan cheow blog.

The original blog article is here.

Some Signs that you're in trouble because of your Blog

* When you think that because you tackle serious posts it makes you better than Xiaxue. Xiaxue is more chio and sexy than you, ok? Nabei. Her cheebye got more balls than you, ok?

* When you actually believe that Channel NewsAsia actually give a fuck about your side of the story on your little personal blog more than the position of a large and powerful stat board.

* When you are an ex-scholar who thinks you won't get into trouble commenting about your ex-scholarship organization.

* When you cannot tell the difference between making racist comments and defaming comments.

* When you get 11 angry emails in 3 days from the Stat board chairman telling you to remove all posts in your Blog, and you choose to ignore them or fuck around with them.

* When you believe that just because you are in the USA during your busy exam period, you can ignore legal letters.

* When you expect balance from the New Paper. Please lah, New Paper only good for football news and those mobile phone advertisement.

* When you think Dr. Vivian and MM Lee ask people to give honest opinions to public policy/government means you can anyhow defame people on your little lan cheow blog.

* When you fuck other bloggers who have T-shirt endorsements deals and appearances in Mainstream Media, and worship those who get sue. Kanenabuchowcheebye, like T-shirt endorsements have something to do with a blogger getting sued for defamation.

* When you think all the famous Singapore blogs must support your legal problems, because you think Singapore got nothing else to talk about except this legal case. Woohoo. We are the Fighters for Freedom and Justice, we are better than other  bloggers who only talk nonsense! Give us a fucking prize for Free Speech!

Lan Cheow, ok!

Original article:

Some Signs that you're in trouble because of your Blog

* When your posts tackle more serious issues than Xiaxue.

* When Channelnewsasia journalists do not even bother to write a  balanced article about you when writing about your legal problems with A*. What about your side of the story? No one at Channelnewsasia cares.

* When Channelnewsasia journalists don't even bother to find out write your school and course of study. You suddenly downgrade to a 'Masters student' in the news when you are acutally a Phd Student.

* When you are an ex-scholar commenting about your ex-scholarship organization.

* But not when you are a scholar and write racist views in your 'private' weblog. You just get a warning from PSC.

* When you recieve a total of 11 angry emails over 3 days from the  chairman of the government organization telling you to remove all posts in your Blog.

* When you are in US and during your busy exam period, and you have till May 8 to respond or fly all the way to Singapore to have tea to  "clear the air". where's the "Star Trek Teleporter" when you need one?

* When New Paper devotes 3 Full pages on the head of the organization that sued you, calling him 'white knight/black knight' with nary a mention on your side of the story or even the case at all . The Public Relations people are working doubly hard, i can see.

* When you heeded the call by Dr. Vivian Balakrishnan and MM Lee to give honest opinions to public policy/government. And then you get sued. Maybe its a better/safer idea to write about topics like getting your cab snatched or important stuff like that.

* When writing a blog gets you sued while other people's blog get them T-shirt endorsements deals and get them featured on Mainstream Media.

* When Singapore's biggest bloggers would rather talk about the fact that posted your story 2 weeks earlier compared to CNA , rather than actually commenting on your legal problems. Woohoo. We are teh coolness, we are faster than mainstream media!

My very first blog post

My name is Rockson Takumi Tan, and this is my first blog.

I hear those people say, blog very good, got a lot of girls, so I also blog.

I like racing cars and I like to chiong.