Friday, October 28, 2005

Tiger got new beer and new girl


new tiger girl
Originally uploaded by Rockson.

Lawrence make for me new Tiger Girl kopitiam poster because he say Tiger beer now got new bottle and new model (the Fantastic 4 that chio girl call Jessica Abba).

He know I like to collect those kopi tiam beer poster with the big neh neh girls so he make for me.

He also help me put this photo in my flicker and my blog. I just type the word in his PC and he shoot this photo to my blog!!!

Fuck man, this flicker is damn fucking solid!

KNNBCCB!!! I see this Jessica Abba I also want to nosebleed liao. I give her play my horse bottle any time!!! Hahahahaha!!!!

151 comments:

  1. Eh real one anot this picture.

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  2. I agree that she's real hot.. But, I'm not gonna get a nose bleed..

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  3. YEA, 3rd. a pervetic gurl frm clothe baded schhol.

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  4. she's a real chio buh!

    i also want one poster!

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  5. 5th, Jessica Alba's hot and so is the poster!

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  6. Wah sai....this time Lin Peh lagi holiao...top 10 wor ! But of course if got big neh neh poster sure I am in front of the line la...hahahah !

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  7. Jessica Alba is HOT HOT HOT!!!

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  8. KNN... get me a tigeress!!

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  9. Kaoz!!! Nice poster this time.
    But i already bleed for days, so wont bleed anymore.

    Weee. no.8!

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  10. 10th ! fucking hell I'm 10th !

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  11. Nice Poster! drools...

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  12. Dear Rockson boi boi

    i love you

    From
    Papa Gay

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  13. wa kao u all are really fuckers lor...first one to post can get free fuck from rockson izit? his fucking dick so fucking small and dunno what chehebye english word flaccid ah? and sprout rubbish u also want ah? rockson go fuck urself la since u claim ur dick so fucking big...

    ROCKSON U FUCKING SUCK MAN
    EVEN A 10 YEAR OLD CAN WRITE BETTER THAN U...AND BY THE WAY URE FUCKING INCONSISTENT IN UR LANGUAGE...DUN TRY TO ACT AHBENG WHEN URE NOT ONE K? IF NOT I GET REAL AHBENG TO FUCK U UPSIDE DOWN

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  14. ALL WHO COMMENT AFTER ME ARE CHEEBYES!!!

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  15. CHOSON INMINGUN MANSE!

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  16. We share the same hobby.. wanna trade???

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  17. to the anon who tried to insult rockson:
    dun come here and kao bei kao bu la...go to other sources of entertainment if u dun like rockson...
    i tell u a very easy solution, just DONT type rockson.blogspot.com in your address bar and you wont have any problems. Theres no need/point coming here to insult rockson coz it doesnt make a difference to everyone who enjoys reading his posts.
    Dont try and get attention by insulting rockson. if you have so much energy or hatred in you, then attach a bomb on yourself and ride on the MRT.

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  18. wah lau. can u put something more interesting? sibei sian leh. i think u run out of "made up stories" liao izit?

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  19. 哇!好正啊!说不定 Tiger Beer 看到 Rockson San 的blog 后会考虑请她拍广告!到时 Rockson San 会不会也被邀请同她一起上镜头呢?哈哈!Tiger Beer 准会大卖!
    Cheers!

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  20. i 26 sia, rockson rawks !!

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  21. ninahbey
    where you get such shit from? good shit btw

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  22. KNNBCCB!If u dun like Rockson,go n give DOG climb(hor kow kia)...Dun like still wanna click on his blog for Fuck!

    U sibeh kuay lan...U think your fucking english is perfect?If u r so fucking good in your english I think u should join the media be a reporter or b a newscaster with your lanchiao face covered!!!

    I think Rockson never teck chuay,offend, u mah...KNNBPCB!!!

    BTW... how do
    u know Rockson's bird bird so small?U kena from him already huh? interesting to know which position he kan u...or u fucking kam for him?NNBCCB!!!


    Rockson...u Rock!!! Huat Ah..

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  23. Can get sue from Miss Jessica Alba if she saw this u know...

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  24. your shortest ever..though your horse still big and long.

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  25. wahaha always hear u talk abt ur horse...next time post a pic of ur horse on ur blog la...then we know how big is ur horse!

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  26. ROCKSON, THERE IS SUCH THING KNOWN AS COPYRIGHT MATERIAL HOR?! DUN SAY LIMPEH NO SAY, TIGER BEER OR JASSICA ALABA COMPANY WILL COME AFTER YOUR ASS FOR USING HER PIC ON TIGER BEER UNDERSTAND?! AND YOUR CB BLOG SO MANY PEOPLE READ, YOU SURE TIO BEY BIO ONE HOR!!!! READERS, LET'S SEE WHETHER ROCKSON GOT LAMPA JI OR NOT!!!! IF NO LANPA JI THEN TAKE DOWN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAA ROCKSON IS A LOSER!!!!

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  27. nice SMOOTH ass...that place like heaven liddat

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  28. Top 50! I have never been anywhere closer! I would like to thank my parents, my cousin.....

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  29. i think there's NO new tiger beer no new tiger girl.
    i see a lack of substance suddenly........
    and you'd better be more careful with what you post ya..

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  30. KNN, you people donch read newspapers wan izzit ?? Jessica Alba now face of Tiger Beer lah! Sue wat sue....

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  31. so its real or bluff one? tiger website bo leh.

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  32. this jessica abba last time act with xie shaoguang in tcs show 'golden pillow' rite? no wonder look so familiar.

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  33. LOL... HOT cho bu!!! but can see only. hahahaha...................

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  34. wah XISHI your legs so smooth and silky. i see your pic i nosebleed liao. i have to pet my horse already. ahhhhh

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  35. you ppl should read more newspaper and less porn mags la...at least just read the life section of straits times is enough. or if all else fails, look at the front page of the life section and see picture...Unless u are blind then cannot hepch you la...

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  37. tthe stupid ri kia strikes back!

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  38. actually its true... jessica alba is indeed a new model for tiger beer. was in the papers a few days back

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  39. you idiots need to read the papers a bit more. she's the official spokesperson for tiger now. insta-career suicide.

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  40. Hey, get a life you fucking chink spammer

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  41. KNNBCCB...fucking spammer...if u really got nothing to do go lick your DAD'S sticky balls u bastard!

    You r a real idiot...

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  43. actually its gd the chee bye ri kia is back cos that shows he missed Rockson's horse! btw wats yr preferred style of penetration chee bye kia?

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  44. Doing such impulsive acts only shows how immature that RI boy can be. As a member of the public i have to say that the RI boy really has to be ashamed of himself for acting in such a crude manner. It certainly does not reflect well on a school which prides itself as a world-class instituition and one that is widely considered the best school in Singapore. You can carry on spamming, but that will only make my case even stronger. May I suggest that you take your comments to the Straits Times Forums and let the public know of your discontent. Since you are posting as though as you are trying to attract attention then you should might as well inform the rest of Singapore.
    For the sake of fellow singaporeans you should clearly re-think and reflect on this mistake and learn from it. Failing to do so, you are the ultimate loser.

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  45. HAHA for once i support osama bin laden.

    Eh and who posted you "fucking chink spammer"

    KNNPCB racist remarks ah! Wat chink? Go fug your roti prata la haha~

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  46. I seriously doubt the spam was from a Rafflesian. I do hope you guys can just drop it as it is really pointless to wage "war" on any one school, no matter if the school is good or not. Making assumptions on an anonymous comment isn't really the wisest move, is it? If anyone wants to be "righteous", please do it for a good cause instead of fanning fires that have already extinguished.

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  47. for christ's sake.

    that spammer isnt a RI guy dammit.

    zz.

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  48. If u are really interested in moral dilemma of the modern society and our perception of it,

    visit this interesting moral survey website at http://www.my3q.com/home2/79/sequitur/persurvey.phtml

    Im sure you can get a pretty good trend there =)

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  49. stupid spammer. hope your balls get infested by maggots.

    anyway, for you 24hrs-in-front-of your-monitor nerds:
    http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporebusinessnews/view/175583/1/.html

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  50. My favourite tiger beer poster has got to be the topless asian girl wearing nothing but a pair of kick boxing shorts and glove and use the glove to cover her neh neh. That poster old old one very hard to find liao. i think late 90s come out that poster

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  51. Just leave that nut"s loose spammer alone, don't even mention about its existence, I believe it will die a natural course. Don't try to put sense into the insane. Otherwise it become incorrigible.

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  52. Loser forever will be loser. That spammer is just a damn freaking kid who got nuthing to do and waste his fucking time doing such kiddish stuff. If he dare write to straits time like that gay previously and not spam over the comments section. What a lamer. Wonder how his family is like? What is good upbringing. Sad Sad.

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  53. ar...previous dark angle....she's hot! can anyone get her naked? ^^

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  55. My favourite tiger beer poster has got to be the topless asian girl wearing nothing but a pair of kick boxing shorts and glove and use the glove to cover her neh neh. That poster old old one very hard to find liao. i think late 90s come out that poster


    OH MY GOD I TOTALLY AGREE. SHE IS FKING HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!!

    LAST TIME I ALSO SAW AT HAWKER CENTER. almost shoot on the spot dam hot sia!

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  56. nabeh lockson....your page damn kewl funny liao...tabik 9 9 to you my fren....knn made me laugh like hyena like dat....ahhahaha <--like this

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  57. I totally agree dude! the boxer chick is si beh hot man! I think they should not put it in the outside kopitiam... ... fuck lah how to eat my bak cho mee lidat when my aeroplen want to fly out of launchpad leh... knnbccb! put in the toilet lah. lidat wont make my barli water spill on table/chair/food tray for aunty/ahPek/bengali to wipe off mah... tiok boh?

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  58. aiyoh .. Ms Alba now advertise for tiger beer lah .. sue wat shit

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  59. Ok.....am not tickled this time round...probably becos I am a female bonsai...haha...and yes...there’s such thing as plant gender :)

    Anyway, I’m really curious. Why some of you feel overjoyed whenever you made it to the Top Three or Top Ten posts??? Is my Rockson dear conducting an Early Bird Draw which I’m not aware of??? ;)

    Since its glorifying to top the chart, perhaps you wanna use a nick the next time round :p

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  60. u r f*cking good! u got the gutts. Tiger coy so that that you advertise free for them. Don't worry they won't sue you. Those non-sense comments are just non-sense. ROCK more plse. want more excited one.

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  61. Nice! Where did he get all that? Maybe I can start my collection as well!

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  62. This your way to tell us you now have a sponsor in Tiger beer? If so, remember to stay away from toilets meant for the handicap, otherwise you will sure lose the 3-digit sponsor fee one!

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  63. There is no ROckson,
    There is no lawrence,
    There is no raymond.

    And the author's english doesnt suck so badly.

    but nice to read lah, no wonder all u ppl cum here 2 read.

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  64. OEI kenny can put on some clothes or not? Dun wan see the nipple LEH!

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  65. To all flamers, if you want to flame ... show some dick\balls and post your blog\website\email ... otherwise shut the fuck up ... hiding behind anonymity and hurling half-assed critiques only belies your cowardice. If you want to antagonise, do so with some balls and not make it a one-way street.

    PS: Then again, you are already reading rockson's blog .. so the actually the joke is on you :p

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  66. Actually the kick boxing girl poster i think is either guinness or ABC beer one not tiger :p But who cares? We all jsut look at her neh neh only not the brand LOL who ask them put one tua neh bu there .

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  67. Wah lau... Think a lot of ppl never read papers 1. Jessica Alba the new spokeswoman for Tiger Beer lah. The ad even on TV already. Wonder how come no1 notice? Hmmm....

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  68. Frankly, I felt a bit let down with this post. Most of your other entries are satirical takes on Singapore, government policies and the funny conversations between u and your friends. That's why it is so enjoyable to read your blog.

    Hope this is not going to be the trend for your future entries....

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  69. yay top 100!!
    really nosebleed

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  70. All blog and comments in here are being monitored now.Be careful.

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  71. Yea this blog attracts too much attention, juz becareful with the comments, ip can be traced easily...

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  72. Muz be careful sia,wait suay the mata come ur door,and ask u go drink teh with them arh... C what happen the the 3 fellas who wrote racist remarks???

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  73. happy deevapali
    you're such a great rocker. lol.

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  74. Ephraim has been KENA TOMORROWED!!! Rockson loser loser loser!! Show ang moh neh neh also no use. Can only hide here and write. WHAHAHAHAHA

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  75. Rockson, I also collect the Beer ads, Can I donwnload yours?

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  76. The spasticated kid 2 post above mine. Pls go home suck your mother neh neh loser.

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  77. I forgot to add Those chee bai hum ji kai say rockson only hide become comp and write if u so wu ji JIO ROCKSON 1 VS 1 LA chee bai talk so big only

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  78. Can we leave all the childish bickerings aside and enjpy the humour and sexy persona of jessica Alba whilst they last?

    The Hustler,
    From SB Forum

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  79. Tomorrowed Stay root here forever Rocky. Thanks for the help. Whahahahahaaa. Hide behind your PC. at least i show my face. do you dare?? I bet no.

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  80. rockson is a no show. don't dare to show face. ephraim show face and his email. who's the coward here?

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  81. Guys !!!
    Look what this guy wrote !!!

    http://happycitizen.blogspot.com/
    http://happycitizen.blogspot.com/

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  82. eh.. raymond and ah seng got blogs also or not?

    since ah seng is not working, might as well he blog..

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  83. Show face or not is a matter of privacy what. Some people are attention whores so they like to show face lor others just prefer privacy.

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  84. when did ephraim came into this again? oh god..
    chill people. =)

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  85. Got the other Jessica or not?? JESSICA SIMPSON LEH! THE WASH CAR PICTURE FROM THE MTV LEH!

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  86. Rockson, don't know exactly who you are, however i wish you a happy deepavali and also an enjoyable Hari Raya Puasa.
    We are multi-racial such practice of festive kind wishes shall be a way of life. However our news paper has been in a low profile towards this as I observed, especially when this year the two festivities almost fallen on the same day.

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  87. your disgusting.
    girls that nice for you to see arhs.
    fcker.

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  88. OMG I WANT TO FUCK JESSICA ALBA .. WOOT ROCKSON, URE PIC MAKE ME HORNY !! THANKEWWW

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  89. to the fellow whu sae jessica alba's boob small..U OBVIOUSLY FIRST TIME SEE JESSICA ALBA...u go yahoo or google go search for her name..KNN..BIGGER DEN BOTH UR MOTHER NEHNEH PUT TOGETHER...knn..rockson..nice poster...keep us "POSTED" hor rockson..

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  90. FUCK this person who created this blog.

    http://happycitizen.blogspot.com/

    cheeebye.

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  91. and fuck that person who alias is "you are a bitch" her blog suck so narcissistic somemore! -.-

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  92. eh, lim pei waiting for you to up more post leh. holiday hard to pass... haiz...

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  93. whewre's your new entry... trying to use this short short entry to put off writing new ones orhh...btw jessica alba look gorgeous in that commericial

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  94. really beautiful neh neh's from outside, but I still got conned.

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  95. ttz a funny and interesting blog u got there. post more often la..

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  96. Fann Wong better than this Ang Mo Jessica thing la. U hv been to Amelika rite, then u sud know generally the gers mostly big XXL size type from head to toes. All hollywood thin thin ang mo bluf the world one. When u go there, the very disappointed. Haha.

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  97. fuck u la..FANN wONG this kinda flat chest u still sae better den jessica alba??..ur mother cheebye give birth to u nvr give u eyes ar..KNN...u go yahoo or google search for jessica alba u see her nehneh how big..fuck u la..all pah jiao one..ccb.

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  98. to the chee bye who's alias is "emiriyoshikawa" fuck u la..WHU ARE U TO GIVE JESSICA ALBA A "B" cUP..u think u wat...i tink ur ass is BIG..becos u fucking SILCON pumped ur ass..i tink ur mother DUN even have a NEHNEH ar...fuck ur mother cheebye la

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  99. horse bottle? more like yakult bottle..

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  100. rockson.. update leh.. u see, u didn't update ppl bored till start suanning liaoz la.. wah lau.. update leh!

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  101. you are not a simple person.i believe that your language is not that bad,i can sense that.you have the most wonderful way of telling people about the world affair.all i want to say is that you area smart person.keep up the good job.singlish ROCK~

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  102. stop playing with your horse and start writing lah. nah beh

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  104. dear rockson. i think you're a genius. looking forward to your next post. n_n

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  105. Rockson, your blog is so good, see, after reading it ,not only enjoyable but has cause someone become insane, just look at how that fellow spamming the comments' section, how immature that person is, and do you know too much neh neh make him go hospital earlier.

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  106. your blog entrie are damn funny.. thanks for brightening up my days before o levels examinations.. =)

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  107. KNNBCCB...fucking spammer is back...go lick your mum's CCB n go lick your DAD'S sticky balls lah...KNN so free...spam spam spam...KNNBCCB...Later kena sperm sperm sperm...by your DAD!That is what we call golden shower!

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  108. How Much Is My Blog Worth?
    Your blog, rockson.blogspot.com/, is worth $606,315.96

    Rockson blog is worth this much...base on a website http://www.business-opportunities.biz/projects/how-much-is-your-blog-worth/

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  109. hey ppl! the pic is real lor... on AXN right.. thry got show the advertisment for tiger beer and jessica alba was der lor... i saw it myself ok?! never bluf!! so dun anyhow say rockson.. cause rockson rocks my socks!!!!!!

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  110. Nah bei !! see bei chio bu !! I get this abba girl my horse oso dowan sleep 1 week !!

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  111. eh rockson arh,so long no blog,c jessica alba until sian already... King post new thing arh...

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  112. Hey, Rockson Da Ge, I got a topic for you to KB about. Came out in the O'level Exam. Nabei one la. Foreign talent. Fuck, whole paper justifying the action. All the Ang moh come here, not only take away our job, also take away our Chio Bu, Cos what? Their Lan dam big la. KNN! Then our za bo say Ang Moh Romantic, actually only want theit money nia. And get pleasure from them, cos their lan dam big. Quick, say something! Do something! Stand up for Singaporean!

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  113. update!!! later pple start quarrelling over JA's boobs again...UPDATE!!!!!!!

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  114. emiriyoshikawa, you have such a beautiful body. wanna be friends? - Hooter Boy

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  115. aye rockson

    must be out of juice after over ejaculating infront of Jessica's poster lah.

    Aye time for new juice ley.

    My dragon is stirring again. Got to go.

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  116. OMG...is the poster real?!
    i like the story...ermmms...sort of! but not the "" part...LoL

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  117. IS ALBA U DICK.who the hell refer their penis/cock/dick to horse u freaking MOF. But one thing I must congratulate u is tat ur english is superb and u are THE KING OF AH Bengs

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  118. Quote
    "IS ALBA U DICK.who the hell refer their penis/cock/dick to horse u freaking MOF. But one thing I must congratulate u is tat ur english is superb and u are THE KING OF AH Bengs"

    lol, you stupid ass..

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  119. Hey, that is fucking good, can allow us to downlaod the fucking poster?

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